Vladimir Putin scores eight goals in ice hockey match then falls over on victory lap
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2019
- Russian president Vladimir Putin further burnished his action man status after scoring at least eight goals in an exhibition ice hockey game in Sochi.
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The 66-year-old leader breezed past largely static defenders several times to help his side to a 14-7 victory - before falling flat on his face while taking a victory lap.
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The people responsible for that rubber mat are now missing.
"What people, there were no people. And no mat. What are you talking about? This is outrageous!"
@atg......lmao😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Siberia to dig potatoes
"THIS WAS ALL THE FAULT OF THE WEST!!!"
-Pootin Spokesman Dmitri Lapdog
yeah trump sucking their dicl now
The opponent does not dare to block him because they are afraid to disappear mysteriously after the match.
Lmao
That was Stalin lol
Ofc he's a dictator afterall.
@@trumpjongun8831 and You are stupid
Damn😂😂😂😂
"You make 100% of the shots you take"-Vladimir Putin
Eat yer heart out Gretzky
Gretzky: goodbye my records, my hart trophy, my art ross :(
No, it's "I make 100% of the shots I take." - Vladimir Putin
- mikael Scott
👏
The goalie went on to become the first sportsman in history to receive both an Oscar and Grammy Award for best actor
Grammys are for music. But I get what you were going for
@@stephenyyz3748 Oh, right :p
In this kind of matches, they always give in, especially to older people. Watch matches of veterans of hockey or football against the young. There Constantly also lend themselves. Nobody is afraid of anyone.
he acted so well they gave him the music award too@@stephenyyz3748
@@user-nv4ue8kl9c I'm no hockey analyst but I believe the goaltender gave in because his opponent has murdered dozens of political opponents for merely disagreeing with him
This is like watching a “make-a-wish” kid with cancer get to live out his NHL hockey fantasy before his step father pulls the plug on him while his mother is fast asleep. 😴
Totally it's comical!!🤣🤣
Donald Trump said he wants to get in the rink too...seeing that Putin is actually physically fit. I am rather apprehensive about Donald Trump's ability to remain standing on the ice.
Oh please.. He was playing vs old men. Putin keeps in shape, they dont.
damm
@@gavwet6942 you honestly believe the goalie was trying? Watch the defenseman when he gets the puck they literally stop moving until he shots then they pretend to stop. C'mon man
Imagine being that goalie and trying to thread the needle between putting in enough effort to make Putin look like he's actually scoring on you while also not accidentally letting the puck hit you on the way in. He had to be sweating bullets.
I would've faked an injury and put the responsibility on the replacement goalie. Only right thing to do
Schweaty balls he had
@@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 LOL. Hilarious comment.
better to be sweating bullets then taking bullets
Orbitron the defense skating as slow as children bruh 😂
First time in history the goalie has to play dodgeball in Hockey.
This reminds me of the time my high school let one of the special kids score a touch down during the homecoming game.
Stuff like that is super cringey
the fall was the only part not scripted ...
It was cute tho
@@Kuchizukeonna As cute as Polonium Tea.
@@HughSHay What? It's your hobby to serve tea with Polonium? Don't mix things up with the dirty work you usually do.
Oh please.. He was playing vs old men. Putin keeps in shape, they dont.
Sick hands from Putin, that backhand was bar down almost...
The defensive effort on the first goal tells it all.
Meh, its a charity event. Not much different than watching an NHL all-star game
@@foskco87 thank you for pointing that out. A lot of NHL experts in the comment section making it seem like as though their respective leaders anything but fat, unfit leaders...literally.
@@timookello3822 Just shows what a childish ship you are to think that all leaders except putin are fat
Oh please.. He was playing vs old men. Putin keeps in shape, they dont.
@@amirhorev4779 Benjamin Netanyahu doesn't strike me like someone who is particularly slim...I mean the only sport Netanyahu is involved in would be killing innocent Palestinian children, old men and women.
And there it is... another reason why Putin thought invading Ukraine would be easy.
Putin: I have snipers in the building.
Goalie: Aight, I'll let you in anytime you want.
Goalie: stops to puck
Putin: stares at goalie
Goalie: sweats intensively
Puts the puck back in the net
Goalie: Stops the shot
Putin: Ever been to Siberia?
Goalie: No
Putin: well you are about to be.
@@Habs1967 lol
Yes the goalie knows he didn't want to end up in Siberia😆
Your English is bad. I'll correct you:
Goalie: stops the puck
Putin: stares at goalie
Goalie: sweats intensely
He has a white helmet just so they know who they let score XD
And who to not tackle :D
@@eljask The entire clip I was waiting for someone to wall hug him XD
I noticed the same thing
@@eljask you don’t tackle in hockey😂
@@fightchannel3128 since when
The fact he knows people are letting him score and he’s enjoying it says everything about this guy
Does he actually know they are letting him score, though? His ego might be clouding his sense of reason?
@@mathematicaleconomist4943 if that’s true it would tell you even more about him, disturbing 😳
@@STRYKEtv Agreed! He's obviously not a real man!
Speaking from a country who's president cant walk up the stairs...
@@eliasziad7864 Biden would win a one on one 🥊
This is embarrassing to watch.
Maple Leafs need to sign this talent immediately...this kid is going to have a bright future in the NHL.
At least putin has enough money to pay his opponents to pretend to lose.
They would but they couldn’t afford the cap space 😂
Matthew Brando LMFAO
Funny 😂
Maple leafs has not enuf money to buy this player....keep dreaming!
FSB (former KGB) to rest of the hockey team: "for each goal you let him score, you keep a finger"
He only scored 8! They each owe mother Russia a pair of pinkies
Unfortunately they lose both thumbs making their hands functionally useless
@@TheRedkid20
They can still clap their hands together, and give him applause.
aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahs
everybody lost 2 fingers hahahaha, you just can't win in mother Russia
All Russians should be forced to watch him play a full game. Such a proud people watching this mockery to a perfect sport.
You want to change the feeling on the streets of Moscow. Just run this video on every platform and let the shame flow.
Like a 6 year old wobbling down the ice as all the parents try to yawn and look the other way.
CRINGE
Поддерживаю автора полностью, стыд и позор!!!
Scariest game of hockey you could ever play. You stop him, you're dead.
I love how he scores 8 goals. All the players are just standing and let him score. Just like when you play a game with your kid and let him win to make him happy:)
It was a charity event not a real intense match.
To the gulag with you
Do you actually want to accidentally hurt your own president?
Yeah but there’s major consequences when Putin isn’t happy
He's pretty old, still a little impressive
The efforts to stop the first goal are exactly the amount of efforts i put in to save my semester
same
I legit couldn’t relate more to a comment in my life, thank u Mr. saieyy
😂😂😂😂😂
The guy who didn’t let him score is now missing
He always wanted to know what it feels like to be a man
Putin now ranked #1 prospect eligible in the 2019 NHL Entry Draft
Putin and Taylor Hall would be an unstoppable force
haha imagine he played in the khl and all the pros over there had to act like he was the best on the ice and defend him like they would a toddler.
Putin > Kakko
@@pasinpiiska7403 DAMN YOU, beat me at it.
Someone should create a eliteprospects player profile for him
Hockey players #2 and #93 are now playing in Siberia!
You can see the pure terror in their faces right after 😟
"What players, there were no players. What are you talking about? This is outrageous!"
Whoever is responsible for that big carpet being on the ice!
SHL
No. I think they play team heaven.
"Alright guys, we let him score a few goals and he says we get our kids back."
If that isn’t a dictator, I don’t what is.
Now I want to see the video of Kim dunking on Rodman.
Or Trump running 10 yards.
Oh please.. He was playing vs old men. Putin keeps in shape, they dont.
Vlad flys planes ,dives in submirines, is polyglot, skates on ice,black belt and many things.Respect.Haters ganna hate.
@Richard Peck are you serious? Putin is actually a black belt in judo
@Richard Peck I mean knowing how to ice skate has no correlation to judo but ok
0:40 defender saves his own life by not saving the goal 🤣🤣🤣
I suppose he imagined his war in Ukraine would go like this hockey match
Your comment is truer than you know!
why does the goal alert sound like a nuclear missile launch?
How is he not embarrassed when they are trying so hard to let him score.
What are you implying?!
@@Aivottaja Oh come on. You must be stupid if you dont realize they are letting him score on purpose
@@EsmeeHulskamp
...
@@Aivottaja opponents basically just standing there while putin slowly skates around, its so cringy.
@@Lynk713 so? still looks cringe
Awww....I let my toddler make several goals, just so that he can feel special too
How about fly a plane and turn off wild fires and save the animals to feel special.Yup Vlad dose that.
So when George H Bush throws the first pitch...u making me feel cringy..
With that helmet on he looks “special”.
Richard you make NO sense.
Well I don't quite understand what you went throught but is respected. We have different ways of seeing things.
He had never played, he started since only 4 or 5 years at the age of 62. Such an entrance on the red carpet!
That last line 👌👌👌
The carpet was later found at the bottom of a lake...wrapped around the person who put it on the ice.
I love when the make a wish foundation gives old men a chance to think they're hockey players. Even the other players tried their best but no one can beat him.
Isn't he a special little guy.
A power drunk maniac then yeah
Correction: Isn't he a special WIDE man.
Ya special needs
Demon
As soon as I saw this... Immediately to the comments section. Was not disappointed.
Well this aged perfectly. He plays hockey about as well as he invades Ukraine.
Someone should have told him: 1) You can't play hockey. 2) Don't start the largest WAR in Europe since the Second World War.
that goal at 1:09 that goalie is completely out of the net lol
This is one of the most bizarre videos I have ever seen.
and satisfying
50 people from the audience were executed in Siberia for laughing!
Russia doesn't have barbarian praxis like execution. Only US have in the civilised world
@@Martina-Kosicanka Considering the history of how Russia loved killing it's own civilians you don't really have a say.
@@RevanBC I am not Russian, btw
@@RevanBC you know how native americans were murdered by your white race?
Pranav j native americans are white
How is this man not in the league yet...absolute sniper
The tap on the glass at the end was him signalling to the FSB Agents to execute the person who put the mat there.
Don't worry guys!
That carpet is arrested.
Nah ! they are burning it slowly so it can feel the pain !
"What carpet, there was no carpet. What are you talking about? This is outrageous!"
@@fallendevonish1869 trolling !?
@@chrishansendate_linenbc9550 thats not him saying that, the " marks indicate that he is quoting.
Made that carpet and the entire factory it came from disappear the next day.
Defenceman *actually Does something*
The same defender next day "mysteriously" disappers
This certainly looks impressive. But before my San Jose Sharks possibly waste a number 1 draft pick on him, I would like to see him participate in a hockey exhibition game with the Men’s Ukrainian National Hockey Team. Or even with the Women’s Ukrainian National Hockey Team. Let’s see how tough he really is. A Pay-Per-View showing could almost charge whatever they want and make a fortune.
The total failure of the Special Operation makes a lot more sense now.
He has the hands of Patrick Kane, vision of Joe Thornton, legs of Connor McDavid, physicality of Ryan O'Reilly and the shot of Artemi Panarin. Why we weren't seriously talking about this guy as a top prospect is beyond me
vision of Joe Thornton ? Lol
physicality of Ryan O'Reilly? what does that even mean?
Reminds me of the movie The Dictator 😂🤣🤣 If he was running the steeplechase they'd be running toward him with the tape 😁😂🤣
Aladeen motha fuckaaaa
Lmao same, this was such a aladeen game
Well, this is not movie
@@victormealing5162 That was the best!! ,🤣
@@slavakulishko3771 No It's not a movie which makes it even more sad how laughably corrupt your country is. 😁
And The person who put that rug there died of a heart attack the next day
I am surprised there is not much activity here right now
Same
He scored ten goals actually. He is ready for the NHL. NHL teams can not miss such a talent
lol
It's like playing with a young kid on the outdoor rink. You just have to let him score.
There was no way the goalie was going to even try to stop that puck
The young kid can't send you to Gulag.
8b64z wouldn’t that make pond hockey interesting.
Worth noting this seems to be for a charity, I’m sure everyone knows putin sucks compared to pros and they just relax and let him score to make it memorable and fun
DiverMan nope they just don’t want to get sent to Siberia.
@@diverman1023 Totally fair. For like one goal. 8 seems quite a lot for charity game. The recent Sundin event in Toronto, they had one normal person score once...in a 9-1 loss. And the one goal was on penalty shot.
I love how the defenders just kinda skate away from him lmao
0:35 can't stop laughing over the person who skated right in front of him and did nothing
And how the beat drops when he falls
The defender was like oh putin go right ahead sir.
The person who filmed n leaked this clip is now found plucking potatoes in deep Siberia
"What person, there was no person. What are you talking about? This is outrageous!"
Fallen Devonish What are you referencing?
In mother Russia you get leaked
or in guantanamo bay prison
maybe pushing up potatoes
Love how the goalie basically left the WHOLE side of the net wide open for Khuilo Putin to score.
This is like something out of a movie. Almost like a movie Sacha Baron Cohen would play in…
"no, no, Homer you got the...uh...the...Royal Sampler!"
Putin played with several NHL players on his team, while the other team was composed of amateurs and Russian oligarchs.
Putin's team won 14:7 with Putin himself scoring 8 goals. The Kremlin claims it was 10.
Comedy gold
The goalie cant get out of the way of the puck fast enough!!🤣🤣🤣
The mat went missing after the match!😂😂
this makes me feel better. if he didn't launch the nukes after this embarrassment then the whole ukraine blunder shouldnt faze him too much
I am Russian and I want to tell you that we are already laughing at him.
He is the funniest and most ridiculous dictator in world history.
Um guys... I think he just mysteriously disappeared as well. :0
You’re a russian liberal*, don’t make it seem like you’re a majority.
I don’t know if you should say that you might magically disappear 😂
i imeno blogadarya putina, dobavlu. A navalnisti vi, ne huya ne sdelali.
@@katsuru how is your pension fund doing? Or the druzhba pipeline. Or your tiny salary. If you think liberals are the problem in Russia when your oil reserve fund and pension funds are depleted then you deserve putin as your president
Why Putin doesn't play in Russia's national hockey team ?
he is too busy stealing tax payers money
@@Caesar88888 I know :)
@@Caesar88888
Nah, other people doing the stealing for him.
Bro this is the guy who is starting a world war 💀
This is like playing your kid brother at Madden.
Say what you want about Putin, he still has a better backhand shot than I do.
Pun intended?
Nah actually he doesn’t. I come from Canada and that backhand was weak as balls
@@MaxwellBergen Right. But it's still better than MY backhand shot. I don't think you understand the concept of self-deprecating sarcasm ...
Yah if ur a 4th liner on a house team
At least he can skate , l can't
*Russian hitmen show up to goalie's house*
Goalie: 😰Please, I thought eight was enough
1:16 A metaphor for his invasion of Ukraine.
Defence played just like the Russian Army.
That carpet later died from radioactive poisoning
This is so embarrassing, they all dodge him
If they try to block him they will disappear after the match
Coming to NHL 20:
V. Putin
OVERALL: 99,9
And that is just his normal card
The goalie obviously didn't want to end up poisoned, or go directly to a Gulag...
I didnt know something can be funnier than the first goal but the second one🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Let the Wookie win".
Graham P -- Your comment = Perfection.
LOL
Goalie to Vladdy: I pretend to big defense action, you do Hilter-hits-Poland, then I smile with face that say "You are too strong, puck will win or I die."
A true dictator, through and through. The insecurity is monumental.
A small man, both figuratively and literally
it's got to feel weird knowing everyone lets you win
"Putin scores at least 5 or everyone here dies." -pregame pep talk from the white team coach.
Adolf Putin
QUE DEUS CONTINUE ABENÇOANDO A RÚSSIA SAUDAÇÕES DO BRASÍL 👍
Pathetic!
Oh a few black SUV's pulled up in front of my house. Ummm he's the Greatest player I've ever seen. Oh they've driven away now. Wooo that was close 😀
he's 66 years old and stickhandles better than both of us so shut up.
@@rule24 What, is Putin your fckn hero or something?
@@JustapErson are you saying he's not your hero?
@@rule24 he's not your hero he's *OUR* hero
@@rule24 lmao what are you talking about?
Anyone who has played hockey on pond longer than hour plays better.
When you go watch a game like this you pay for the whole seat, but you only use the edge of it.
I love how the defensemen basically stopped moving once he got the puck.
Just loved it how the Goalie acts like sticking his stick to save the puck but at same time skating away from the goal. Haha
The goalie has the reaction time of a sloth
You say that as if he had a choice lmao
Y'all just need to chill and let Putin have some fun he's 66 ya know and I doubt y'all be ice skating when you his age
@Michael 🤣
ha ha ha ha...you made me laugh buddy!!
He has the reaction time of a goalie who is not trying to actually stop the puck when it's Putin shooting it.
Imagine him playing in World Championship. Opponents would have 2 choices: let Russia win or get invaded and occupied :)
Putin: *hits the slowest shot these players have seen since they were children*
Goalie: "There was nothing that can be done, I was simply out-played by superior opponent"
while identifying Jersey number which are not properly visible how would you differentiate player from each other
That red carpet should be the next president of the USA
No it doesn't exist anymore. It has been destroy.
Imagine if someone actually played D against him. Their family history would be erased
1:19 Priceless meme !
I like how they all just stand when Puting has the puck.
You better stand... Or you're exiled to SIBERIA!
@@markmalone5384 Or you'll be NUKED, as he has threatened.
8 goals. Thought i was gonna see Putin dangle and snipe from the blue line. Then I saw that the other team was playing blind folded.
10 goals officially according to Russian government.
What a pathetic sight.
If 8 hard earned goals in a game is pathetic then I dont know whats real anymore
Wow, look at the reflexes on that goalie! He got his glove out of the way incredibly fast.
As a guy from montreal, canada, I am there looking at this and be like : nice goal