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  • Опубликовано: 9 май 2021
  • Source: NHLigaLive

Комментарии • 668

  • @ninetyfivetv6376
    @ninetyfivetv6376 3 года назад +1193

    Imagine if the goalie made a save, he'd be sent straight to the penalty box somewhere in Siberia.

  • @Amnpaterson
    @Amnpaterson 3 года назад +1168

    This is like watching those make a wish kids get a touchdown

    • @earlpottinger671
      @earlpottinger671 3 года назад +44

      The make-a-wish kids play harder than this.

    • @jere.nurkka
      @jere.nurkka 3 года назад +8

      Oh is that shit fake too? Damn

    • @earlpottinger671
      @earlpottinger671 3 года назад +9

      @@jere.nurkka Goalie may fake it, but the make-a-wish kids are trying their very best.
      Putin on the other hand looks like an old man skating around while the pucks are handed to him.
      The real Russian games my Dad made me see in the past would had killed him if he had to play in them. I bet that real hockey fans in Russia had to prevent themselves from vomiting while watching their games being debased like this.

    • @earlpottinger671
      @earlpottinger671 3 года назад

      Compare this game to this: ruclips.net/user/results?search_query=hockey+canada+vs+russia

    • @microtechmachineshop
      @microtechmachineshop 2 года назад +1

      Classic comment

  • @NathanLipetz
    @NathanLipetz 3 года назад +715

    i love how everyone stops playing when he gets the puck

    • @MattyIcecubes
      @MattyIcecubes 2 года назад +12

      The sole objective of everyone on the ice is to get the puck to him.

    • @telestix6606
      @telestix6606 2 года назад +3

      @@MattyIcecubes yes on both teams

    • @ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT
      @ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT 2 года назад +3

      Watch this at 1.5x speed, you’re welcome

    • @user-oc1rn3ft1b
      @user-oc1rn3ft1b 2 года назад

      @@ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT He selected Normal difficulty when he started to play. 1.5x speed its Extreme difficulty. :))))

    • @jean-marccloutier4309
      @jean-marccloutier4309 2 года назад +4

      Oscar goes to the Goalie, made the dives look good.

  • @IzakD8
    @IzakD8 2 года назад +52

    I love how after every goal the goalie tries to sell it like, "oh darn, how did I miss that?"

  • @bobduato4404
    @bobduato4404 3 года назад +345

    This is the funniest shit ever. If the goalie was actually trying he would have been poisoned probably

    • @DrCockNBalls
      @DrCockNBalls 3 года назад +3

      That name and profile pic. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Oldmanflyfishing
    @Oldmanflyfishing 2 года назад +40

    I’m actually embarrassed for him. It’s like dad letting you win because you’re the kid and he’s the adult

  • @WiiGADuval
    @WiiGADuval 3 года назад +128

    Would love to see a KHL team actually sign Putin. What a way to guarantee a championship!

    • @FilFootball3
      @FilFootball3 2 года назад

      But if they play for real with putin you guarantee some deaths

  • @austing.8870
    @austing.8870 2 года назад +123

    Someone get that goalie an Oscar

    • @screamingbanana4391
      @screamingbanana4391 2 года назад

      Then slap him

    • @sammy4538
      @sammy4538 2 года назад +4

      No need really... that goalie already got to keep his life, no oscar can match that. Can only imagine how relieved he was afterwards, that he was able to dodge so many shots, and Putin did not miss the goal or hit post... with bit of bad luck, we would never have heard of this goalie again
      Defencemen also... if they would do something, their family members wouldn't see each others ever again, they seem to understand it well.

    • @pavelvolkov710
      @pavelvolkov710 2 года назад +1

      @@sammy4538 не пишите больше. Бред свой.

    • @jacksondavey379
      @jacksondavey379 2 года назад

      @@pavelvolkov710 he’s allowed to post lol

    • @teddymills1
      @teddymills1 2 года назад +1

      Is not that Igor Shersterkin ? Top 2 goalie in the NHL ? Dang that 11.

  • @lancelowery4027
    @lancelowery4027 2 года назад +68

    Watching this makes me feel like the world is even crazier than most people comprehend.

  • @MKPolovanec
    @MKPolovanec 2 года назад +43

    This summarizes Russia.

  • @Stead3111
    @Stead3111 3 года назад +242

    This is hilarious. It's like hockey in slow motion .

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 3 года назад +120

    That goalie sure know how to keep himself out of the Gulags. Keep missing those saves, champ!

  • @JacksonWalter735
    @JacksonWalter735 3 года назад +418

    Why is no one in the NHL signing this talented man? He would be the clear #1 pick if he ever wants to declare for the draft.

    • @simokovanen3138
      @simokovanen3138 3 года назад +10

      Players that are 25 or older cannot be picked, they are free to sign without draft.

    • @Le-Sun
      @Le-Sun 2 года назад +5

      He also has the goalies not blocked them and he where a diff helmet so they know who to pass and not body check

    • @MattyIcecubes
      @MattyIcecubes 2 года назад +9

      My Blue Jackets desperately need this guy. I'm calling it right now, 11 straight Stanley Cups if we can get him. This guy only needs 3 years to break Gretzky's record.

    • @professionalboycottservice7872
      @professionalboycottservice7872 2 года назад

      They NHL get send to Gulag if they sign Putin

    • @mymonitor1348
      @mymonitor1348 2 года назад

      He makes way more stealing from the people of Russia.

  • @knightwatchman
    @knightwatchman 2 года назад +218

    Wow! Putin is so fast and so good he makes all the other players look like they are standing still. Wait a minute ... THEY ARE STANDING STILL !!!

  • @pushkinchopin
    @pushkinchopin 3 года назад +54

    Notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose - it should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals, and for other players when to step out. Very subtle.

  • @johnkurtz7705
    @johnkurtz7705 3 года назад +285

    Having a blind goalie was a good idea

    • @pestiitaajs
      @pestiitaajs 3 года назад +25

      blind goalie would save more :D

    • @pushkinchopin
      @pushkinchopin 3 года назад +14

      You probably didn't notice that everybody in pukin's team has a red helmet and pukin has a white one. It has a purpose; I also checked that in the previous years' games it was the case too. It should help the goalie to recognize when (rather, from whom) he should concede the goals. Being blind would serve no purpose.

    • @tom0900060
      @tom0900060 3 года назад

      You prolly couldn't get off your fat ass when you reach 68 year old so stfu

    • @pushkinchopin
      @pushkinchopin 3 года назад

      tom0900060 when I’m 68 I still hope to have my sanity as most of the people of that age do (unlike pukin) regardless of the physical conditions. And I would not try to pretend I’m a great hockey player when I’m barely skating, and the other 11 players are helping me in my goal to be a “great” player who scores more than the rest of the team consisting of former star players combined. And I wouldn’t hire a team of commentators to convey the same message to the 140m that would be forced to watch my public humiliation.

    • @johnkurtz7705
      @johnkurtz7705 3 года назад +1

      @@tom0900060 I'm older than that. Did a marathon last year. Bully

  • @stalagmite2248
    @stalagmite2248 3 года назад +63

    They're actually all terrified of him lmao

    • @simokovanen3138
      @simokovanen3138 3 года назад +6

      haha yeah, they are not acting, thats true fear LOL

    • @howardsharpe2104
      @howardsharpe2104 3 года назад +4

      Lol he holds the stadium hostage

  • @Kingofsweaters
    @Kingofsweaters 3 года назад +193

    Lol, imagine some guy just doesn't give a shit about his life anymore and just full-on rocks Putin with a body check

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow 3 года назад +3

      Lol it would be a matter of it they want to be poisoned or tortured until death

    • @kujo7777
      @kujo7777 3 года назад +27

      He would be a legend

    • @howardsharpe2104
      @howardsharpe2104 3 года назад +22

      I'd pay to see that

    • @quinlankelly4574
      @quinlankelly4574 2 года назад +6

      That would be a good thing now

    • @neme6ben
      @neme6ben 2 года назад +1

      @@XxByePolarxX wanna rethink on ur comment now? Lets wish it happens badly lol

  • @BrandonIslander
    @BrandonIslander Год назад +10

    I don't know why everyone is joking about this. His ability to see the ice, make plays and score goals is beautiful

  • @alohajoe98
    @alohajoe98 3 года назад +131

    He's like that amazing golfer from North Korea...I forget his name...who shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life.

    • @gateris2888
      @gateris2888 3 года назад +3

      Kim Jong-Il

    • @nillejoslin
      @nillejoslin 2 года назад +4

      That's what I call true talent!

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 2 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 2 года назад

      @@nillejoslin well. do u know trump, to win a tournament, play AGAINST Melania?

    • @nillejoslin
      @nillejoslin 2 года назад +5

      @@fabioartoscassone9305 Not sure how Trump came into this discussion, but he is a quite good golfer that can break 80 regularly. Tiger, Rory and a few more have mentioned it.

  • @21Tuface
    @21Tuface 3 года назад +48

    The Goalie sure knows how to let goals in. He had good trainings for this special event 😂

  • @Hail2Pitt412
    @Hail2Pitt412 3 года назад +46

    Am I the only one who noticed he was like a stone wall with his reactions after scoring? Dude didn’t even a crack a smile.

    • @whitestguyuknow
      @whitestguyuknow 3 года назад +9

      He has to act like he's been there before nbd

    • @maxharkins4381
      @maxharkins4381 3 года назад +22

      cuz hes too good. its everyday for him hes just that skilled

    • @villamjoe87
      @villamjoe87 3 года назад +7

      He can't. It's the side effect of botox

    • @howardsharpe2104
      @howardsharpe2104 3 года назад +2

      @@villamjoe87 I spit out my drink😂

    • @Mr.BonusHole
      @Mr.BonusHole 2 года назад +4

      Because deep down he has to know how pathetic this is

  • @mikec1714
    @mikec1714 3 года назад +16

    Is Putin the only one in the arena who doesn’t realize nobody is trying when he gets the puck

    • @joeq.public281
      @joeq.public281 2 года назад +4

      I think he actually believes he has the skill and scored those goals due to his talent. 😂

  • @kingfields9688
    @kingfields9688 3 года назад +92

    He is like that little brother that wants to play but you say no but your mom tells you to let him play 🤣🤣

  • @ARTURSIRBE1
    @ARTURSIRBE1 2 года назад +38

    Putins record in the russian hockey hall of fame 10,000 goals 0 assists 0 penalties.

    • @Shadow-te2qb
      @Shadow-te2qb Год назад +1

      Hahahahaha 😁🇷🇺💪💝

  • @acolling3027
    @acolling3027 2 года назад +5

    Look at the names on his teammates' jerseys: Slava Fetisov, Pavel Bure, Alexei Kasatonov to name a few...all NHL legends now reduced to helping an aging little dictator maintain his ego.

  • @mick8982
    @mick8982 2 года назад +35

    03:03 sick defense mate

  • @mlhsports914
    @mlhsports914 2 года назад +8

    I love how the commentators yell after each goal like it was some crazy shit to win a game in overtime

  • @whitestguyuknow
    @whitestguyuknow 3 года назад +26

    I don't see what's so cringe. I mean, *obviously* a near 70 year old man would fucking roast these all stars. People just can't handle the raw unadulterated skill

    • @user-tv2dw5wb4j
      @user-tv2dw5wb4j 3 года назад +2

      Soviet Union never collapsed. Just changed names.

  • @rokuronzoni6274
    @rokuronzoni6274 2 года назад +23

    The goalie is like, "well, fuck my save percentage"

    • @eihelvet3
      @eihelvet3 2 года назад +13

      He made the right choice and decided to improve his survival% instead

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 2 года назад

      @@eihelvet3 saving his own life,...

  • @TheRealMasonYoung
    @TheRealMasonYoung 2 года назад +65

    As someone who has actually been on the ice before, I have to give him props. I don't know how it's even possible to be that slow on skates..

    • @derekkalinosky3477
      @derekkalinosky3477 2 года назад +5

      To be fair, he just can't skate. He hits that top corner pretty consistently, I've seen men's leaguers do way worse of hitting the net.

    • @whelp8321
      @whelp8321 2 года назад +2

      I’ve seen four year olds who still cling to the wall skate faster than him

    • @AskRemy
      @AskRemy Год назад

      lmfao

  • @wdsa7129
    @wdsa7129 2 года назад +10

    You gotta love how everyone just stops playing once Putin has the puck

  • @TheRealMasonYoung
    @TheRealMasonYoung 2 года назад +7

    I am DAMN IMPRESSED by this goalies ability to adjust and make sure he doesn't interfere with the puck. Putin better be paying that guy well.

  • @joelfortier5508
    @joelfortier5508 3 года назад +51

    Feels like a dystopian hockey game

    • @blak010110110
      @blak010110110 3 года назад +5

      Except that this is really happening

    • @karlwedin5979
      @karlwedin5979 8 месяцев назад

      It is a dystopian hockey game.

  • @ddddoc7078
    @ddddoc7078 3 года назад +24

    "you block my score you go straight to ГУЛАГ"

    • @Habs1967
      @Habs1967 3 года назад +1

      Путин >>>> гретски

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 11 месяцев назад

      In Russia no penalty box, you get gulag, and instead of 5 minutes it's for life.

  • @sskkuuddrraa
    @sskkuuddrraa 3 года назад +38

    Its like movie ''Dictator''. There was some olympic shit like this :D

  • @douglasjohnston6446
    @douglasjohnston6446 2 года назад +6

    He is the MVD. Most valuable Dictator

  • @flab3r
    @flab3r 3 года назад +25

    This is embarrassing.

  • @MrTCB4O
    @MrTCB4O 3 года назад +46

    This is sad xD

  • @billboggs6641
    @billboggs6641 2 года назад +8

    Goalie and his family : we are gonna live forever

  • @canles
    @canles 3 года назад +16

    Putin is the world's happiest make-a-wish kid.

  • @dementiajoesmokesnewports6633
    @dementiajoesmokesnewports6633 3 года назад +13

    The undisputed GOAT. Step aside Wayne Gretzky.

  • @MattyIcecubes
    @MattyIcecubes 2 года назад +9

    I really wish this had English subtitles for the commentary.

    • @dinodinoslav
      @dinodinoslav 2 года назад +1

      They say nothing special. Just commentary like normal KHL game. But they accent a few times that he is "the president of Russian federation".

    • @pjohnson179
      @pjohnson179 Год назад

      They do. Click on CC to turn on captions. Then in settings. AutoTranslate Russian to English.

  • @blackflower1424
    @blackflower1424 2 года назад +5

    I love how he does a spin sort of to stop. That's the same way I stopped when I was 5 or 6 and I couldn't get the hockey stop down yet

  • @rihardspliska6398
    @rihardspliska6398 3 года назад +26

    noooo 😂😂😂😂😂 blind goalie and other bollywood actors. How this is different from North korea ‘show’?

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 года назад

      Because *Clearly* Putin is actually just this good! I mean he is making the other players look like they arent even trying!

  • @dylansalvin6420
    @dylansalvin6420 2 года назад +8

    I love how at 5:09 the defense from white just skates right in front and past putin like they are on the same team

  • @marcusaurelius8439
    @marcusaurelius8439 3 года назад +8

    LOL, the goalie was thinking siberia the entire time. He doesnt like the tundra winters apparently.

  • @rojo31
    @rojo31 3 года назад +8

    anyone notice hes the only one with a white helmet?? if u even stick check him you go to prison lol

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 3 года назад +12

    I'm so glad I'm not that goalie

    • @avocadapancake5996
      @avocadapancake5996 3 года назад +6

      He did a pretty good job of appearing like he was trying to block tho. Cant look like you arent trying, but you also cant try.

    • @duckingcensorship1037
      @duckingcensorship1037 2 года назад

      I'm not that good of an actor. dude deserves an award.

  • @jimmason1072
    @jimmason1072 2 года назад +9

    The announcers are the best.....the enthusiasm in the voices are so perfect....Vladimir is so tough his helmet was made form plastic that spent 3years in the chernobyl reactor just to be considered weaponized

  • @martincamenzuli4774
    @martincamenzuli4774 2 года назад +3

    Love the fist pumps like his goals were legit. haha

  • @xEightMoreThan92
    @xEightMoreThan92 3 года назад +11

    I heard he even performed at the halftime show

    • @LordOfTheBored
      @LordOfTheBored 2 года назад

      With his smash hit: vla-vla-vladimir, don´t give a shit ´bout global Мир

  • @kidaries19
    @kidaries19 2 года назад +4

    Those guys are all afraid to get murdered 🤣

  • @jekabskarklins
    @jekabskarklins 3 года назад +36

    Look, the guards are afraid of the puck

  • @ianmoss20102010
    @ianmoss20102010 2 года назад +3

    that goalie has great skill in looking like he's making an effort and being able to miss the puck. can you imagine the pressure he was under.

  • @BrentLeslie
    @BrentLeslie Год назад +3

    Putins the only one in the red with a white helmet, for easy recognition for some reason...

  • @samsaunders6177
    @samsaunders6177 3 года назад +9

    He reminds me of them karate instructor's that push people over with out touching them

  • @JP-hh2tn
    @JP-hh2tn 2 года назад +7

    Putin is so fast that it seems like others would do nothing! :)

  • @cmenomore8119
    @cmenomore8119 2 года назад +4

    Big respect to the goalie how he managed to get out of the way or to lead the puck carefully into the goal despite Putins unpredictable shots.
    I feel is prayers by watching 😂😂😂

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 11 месяцев назад

      Amazing what someone can do when your loved ones are tied up and held at gunpoint, and your told nothing will happen to them as long as Putin scores 8 goals.

  • @1972vlado
    @1972vlado 2 года назад +4

    not netflix not hbo, this is best comedy i ever seen. too much for my guts.

  • @hammerhead9065
    @hammerhead9065 3 года назад +9

    It's a tough job for the opponent team. has to try their best to make putin score while pretending to be competetive

  • @villamjoe87
    @villamjoe87 3 года назад +4

    The goalie has lightening reflexes....he successfully gets out of the way of the puck. So awkward.....

  • @skiddy3715
    @skiddy3715 2 года назад +2

    If you ignore the fact nobody is touching him with a ten foot pole, dude’s got a pretty decent shot. The wrister from the dot wasn’t half bad

  • @differentfins
    @differentfins 2 года назад +9

    Make a wish Foundation: "what is your wish Vladimir?"
    V.Putin: "I want to be a hockey star"

    • @differentfins
      @differentfins 2 года назад +3

      Jokes aside and ignoring the crimes against humanity his army is committing we must remember he is 70 years old. He moves pretty good for a senior citizen.

  • @John-of8vr
    @John-of8vr 2 года назад +3

    LOL at #8 in white at 3:06 skating backwards to avoid the gulag. LOL!

  • @edzedzedz
    @edzedzedz 3 года назад +4

    Hockey: Social distancing edition

  • @EerieVonIII8574
    @EerieVonIII8574 2 года назад +5

    He's not smiling after the goals cause he knows they're letting him win. To me that would be more insulting than anything.

    • @pavelvolkov710
      @pavelvolkov710 2 года назад

      Хоть один умный комментарий.

  • @LARDLOGO
    @LARDLOGO Год назад

    Brings back memories of practicing for the first time and all my teammates going easy.

  • @anthonysaponaro6318
    @anthonysaponaro6318 2 года назад +2

    This aint Hockey dude !
    This looks like figure skating

  • @denfoot1111
    @denfoot1111 Год назад +1

    The audacity to have the team have 9 goals and you have 8 of em...only Putin

  • @nathanjohnson2382
    @nathanjohnson2382 3 года назад +4

    Ovechkin take notes. Best goal scorer in the sport

  • @stiv6242
    @stiv6242 Год назад

    The sirens whenever he scores even sounds like air raid sirens

  • @liveforever9888
    @liveforever9888 2 года назад +3

    Poor goalie didnt want to get sent to a gulag.

  • @tpp27
    @tpp27 2 года назад +1

    i can't believe no nhl team drafted him. silky mitts putin.

  • @BackyardPix
    @BackyardPix 3 года назад +4

    He's also really good at salsa.

  • @suckyourgun5189
    @suckyourgun5189 2 года назад +1

    In REAL hockey you get a bench penalty for being "out of uniform". His helmet is white, like the other team, while his team wears red.

  • @PaulA-uz5tk
    @PaulA-uz5tk 2 года назад +1

    He needs a solid check from Ovechkin.

  • @ygorbrandao9867
    @ygorbrandao9867 3 месяца назад +1

    QUE DEUS CONTINUE ABENÇOANDO A RÚSSIA SAUDAÇÕES DO BRASÍL 👍

  • @ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT
    @ShadowWolfIsTheGOAT 2 года назад +1

    Watch this at 1.5x speed, you’re welcome

  • @MovieFan13
    @MovieFan13 2 года назад +3

    I'm guessing he thought this would be how taking Ukraine would go.

  • @XBoysAtWorkX
    @XBoysAtWorkX 2 года назад +3

    Can't skate or stick handle, but he actually has a decent shot.

  • @tomasvykoukal3247
    @tomasvykoukal3247 2 года назад +1

    This hockey match is worse than 7 year old kids learning play hockey

  • @dreamsindigital2121
    @dreamsindigital2121 3 года назад +2

    Goalie: "Ope! Missed again, shucks." 🤷‍♀️

  • @Voota
    @Voota 2 года назад +1

    i am crying how embarrassingly it is

  • @potato2941
    @potato2941 2 года назад +1

    Imaging starting a war with this type of command staff.

  • @JackTheripper911
    @JackTheripper911 3 года назад

    "He is looking like young Sergei Fedorov" - Chuck the Freak 🤣

  • @atv8997
    @atv8997 2 года назад +2

    this is embarrassing

  • @samueldubik4418
    @samueldubik4418 Год назад +1

    1:03 this is actually impressive. The goalie had to really go out of his way to not stand in the way of puck

  • @MrMaybe89
    @MrMaybe89 3 года назад +4

    CIRCUS.

  • @qanadaheadlongs2618
    @qanadaheadlongs2618 2 года назад +12

    Amazing talent.
    Every goal scored 2 metres ahead of the net.
    Ok he's gotta 300 shots and big chances but still 8 goals
    I ve never seen a player before who can find so much space infront the crease like him.
    1.Gretzky
    2.Lemieux
    3.Putin

  • @donmoroz5502
    @donmoroz5502 2 года назад +2

    Notice how Putin wears a white helmet while his team mates were red ones. That's so the opposing goalie knows when Putin has the puck the goalie can whiff on the save allowing Putin to score. What a sad joke this is!

  • @MadR0ckCliMa
    @MadR0ckCliMa 2 года назад +1

    🤣😂🤣
    The poor goalie was told before the game that if the puck touches him he will loose a body part per touch 🤣😂🤣

  • @Chiefpigloo
    @Chiefpigloo 3 года назад +2

    No fistbump= nerve agent

  • @CallOfDutyxGamers
    @CallOfDutyxGamers Год назад

    The fact that he has to sit on the bench after every goal just huffing and puffing 🤣🤣

  • @kognitiv-kosmos877
    @kognitiv-kosmos877 3 года назад +2

    Not gonna lie the goal gorn is pretty cool

  • @georgebramstedt4895
    @georgebramstedt4895 2 года назад +1

    They gave him a white helmet to make it easy to know who not to cover

  • @benoitbrouillette6481
    @benoitbrouillette6481 2 года назад +2

    Would be funny if a ref gave him a penalty

  • @thedelightfullytacky
    @thedelightfullytacky 2 года назад +2

    Still, the video of Putin skating into the rug and doing a face plant is my fav.

  • @darthollpheist1156
    @darthollpheist1156 2 года назад +2

    How does he not feel like the biggest loser in the world? I know that if I showed up to a game, and people were just letting me score because I'm famous and powerful, even though I have no skill.... I would feel the opposite.
    This guy would get smoked in the lowest level beer league. Not joking. He can barely stand up.

  • @MrTitanic222
    @MrTitanic222 2 месяца назад

    That was NOT an accidental belly flop on the ice; he's just practicing for the Russian Olympic High Platform Diving Team, and ice is frozen water.