CRITIQUING THE WORST DK GUIDE I'VE EVER SEEN

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • Okay look, Choctopus has made some great guides for Smash Ultimate - but we gotta talk about this Donkey Kong one. I don't blame him since this guide was made near the launch of the game, but on today's Monke Monday we need the PRIME APE (me) to check this out and tell you what's really up.
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Комментарии • 414

  • @man_guy1
    @man_guy1 3 года назад +405

    Donkey Kong players going for the fifteenth dash attack---> fair of the game

    • @fleur9923
      @fleur9923 3 года назад +9

      @@turtlelizard1531 you must be a bot bc what he said makes sense

    • @man_guy1
      @man_guy1 3 года назад +2

      @@turtlelizard1531 foward air= fair

    • @ethanroberts3127
      @ethanroberts3127 3 года назад +2

      You must be at 7mil gsp or something

    • @man_guy1
      @man_guy1 3 года назад +1

      @@turtlelizard1531 dog, fair means foward air, I’m saying DK players go for dash attack foward air a lot every game

    • @Ballfart69
      @Ballfart69 3 года назад

      @TurtleLizzard ur cringe lol

  • @eddie992
    @eddie992 3 года назад +549

    Yeah choctopus’ guides aren’t really guides, he just kinda talks about each move and what it can do. Watch Izaw’s guides if you actually wanna learn how to play a character.

    • @puddingmaster444
      @puddingmaster444 3 года назад +67

      Izaw Steve guide moment

    • @finnb287
      @finnb287 3 года назад

      Yeah he just doe it so you can get to know the character a little

    • @harrisonjacobs2594
      @harrisonjacobs2594 3 года назад

      @@puddingmaster444 he didn't make a steve guide

    • @puddingmaster444
      @puddingmaster444 3 года назад +16

      @@harrisonjacobs2594 he never made an "art of" video for him, but he did make one called "how to steve" which is still a guide

    • @eddie992
      @eddie992 3 года назад +2

      @@puddingmaster444 I was talking about his “art of guides” not his “how to” ones since I haven’t seen any before now. Still, he talks about other things in it like recovery mixups, optimal combos, and neutral. It still teaches u how to play the character even if it’s structured differently.

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze 3 года назад +107

    DK players doing dash dance to dash attack: "I'm a genius"

  • @squishy.mp4
    @squishy.mp4 3 года назад +61

    10:17 I love how he misses cargo up throw -> up air

  • @SunburnedAlbino
    @SunburnedAlbino 3 года назад +290

    If Ryan Seacrest made smash bros guides

    • @drippy-arc313
      @drippy-arc313 3 года назад +5

      Albino? Wtf are you doing here?

    • @garrettbeno2174
      @garrettbeno2174 3 года назад

      Whats good albino

    • @potatopatch5202
      @potatopatch5202 3 года назад

      Hey look. It’s my favorite demodcracy wannabe.
      Jk. I be watching u for eons ik u were robbed.

    • @zacharykrapf8910
      @zacharykrapf8910 3 года назад

      Albino?? You’re here?!

    • @Chrys-ws5rx
      @Chrys-ws5rx 3 года назад

      I’m fucking dead 💀

  • @royemmer3703
    @royemmer3703 3 года назад +175

    Monke Monday is what wakes me up in the morning

    • @Cayetano.
      @Cayetano. 3 года назад +3

      OUUU OUU AHHHH AHHH MONKEEEE MONKEEEE 🐒

    • @spunkyphobic3414
      @spunkyphobic3414 3 года назад

      Same

    • @lancelee338
      @lancelee338 3 года назад

      @Arache Bailey My work schedule sucks. Depending on the day, my shift ends at either 4:00 am or 6:00 am

    • @tacapa-uh7bu
      @tacapa-uh7bu 3 года назад

      Man wakes up only on Mondays, damn

  • @Wentz08
    @Wentz08 3 года назад +372

    Don't hurt Choctopus!!! He is a casual, he doesn't know any better lol

    • @mormel9020
      @mormel9020 3 года назад +10

      yeah, I like his guides but not everything is accurate.

    • @LeafysHere
      @LeafysHere 3 года назад +82

      his guides are terrible lol

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 3 года назад +28

      @@LeafysHere they're more move breakdowns than mentality breakdowns but I don't think that means they don't have a place imo

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад +41

      @@mormel9020 a guide is supposed to be accurate

    • @Wentz08
      @Wentz08 3 года назад +7

      @@LeafysHere His guides aren't great, but his content has been really good as of late, so that's cool.

  • @nuwtoonz
    @nuwtoonz 3 года назад +91

    when’s the guide coming out marss?

    • @blas787
      @blas787 3 года назад +2

      he'll probably do a dk guide or a snake guide before he ever does a falcon guide, and then maybe a zss guide. maybe

    • @BlueboySSB
      @BlueboySSB 3 года назад

      @@blas787 higher tier characters first ofc #zsssux

  • @bredceo
    @bredceo 3 года назад +106

    Me and my friends have a recurring joke that down throw to falcon side B is a true combo as long as your opponent isnt touching the controller

    • @deuahoi
      @deuahoi 3 года назад +2

      Did we need to know…….?

    • @eddie992
      @eddie992 3 года назад +50

      @@deuahoi yes now be quiet

    • @bredceo
      @bredceo 3 года назад +5

      Its Cucktopusses falcon guide

    • @bredceo
      @bredceo 3 года назад +1

      @@deuahoi ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • @adolphin8342
      @adolphin8342 3 года назад +4

      Just like Snake back throw fair kills at 0 on most characters if you don't push a button too

  • @tiriangaming2379
    @tiriangaming2379 3 года назад +26

    whenever choc says ledgeguarding I always think of it like a french word "l'edgeguarding"

  • @SeelyHipHop
    @SeelyHipHop 3 года назад +53

    Marss: he’s not even gonna talk about double back-air
    *does double back-air*
    “He didn’t do the triple back-air”

    • @focusfernand0
      @focusfernand0 3 года назад +8

      pretty sure he meant double back air off a short hop on stage

  • @bretfinck1665
    @bretfinck1665 3 года назад +68

    In choc’s defense, he’s just your friendly neighborhood gamer. He’s not a competitive player, but he’s a quality content man across the board. Happy subscriber

  • @aspifouette
    @aspifouette 3 года назад +14

    11:17 you know the guy made the cut there to hide the fact that he couldn’t make it back to the stage lmao

  • @henryhurley2025
    @henryhurley2025 3 года назад +20

    Marss has played with Alpharad, Alpharad has played with Little Z, Little Z has played with Choctopus. Can’t be doin your extended acquaintances like this

    • @KDotArashi
      @KDotArashi 3 года назад +1

      Choc also fought Hard DK

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад +2

      3 out of the 4 people in that list are also on some level of cringe

    • @darkscept3r293
      @darkscept3r293 3 года назад +6

      @@vanquish1333 bro stfu. You admit that every youtuber that isn't marss is cringe lol

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад

      @@darkscept3r293 nah. Maybe they just couldn’t be cringe. Not to mention Marss is meh, but I just watch the vid if I miss the stream.

  • @bmo6483
    @bmo6483 3 года назад +46

    I think marss almost died when he heard “ledge Guarding”

  • @grimace0028
    @grimace0028 3 года назад +12

    This... this was a pretty rough guide to watch. Almost none of what he says is true, which is only partially due to age.
    Also, I always called it ledge trapping (2-framing, and punishing get up options), and edge guarding (actually going off stage).

  • @snipp8871
    @snipp8871 3 года назад +7

    6:11 Marss's forehead: *Ight imma head out*

  • @judahdeitrich2482
    @judahdeitrich2482 3 года назад +12

    You should do more of these guide critiques they’re fun

  • @cadenlikespigs
    @cadenlikespigs 3 года назад +99

    Fight his Amibos.

  • @CMDRPOOPATINE
    @CMDRPOOPATINE 3 года назад +12

    I can only play dk when I’m impaired by alcohol just helps me get Into the monke mindset

  • @MasterPojoway
    @MasterPojoway 3 года назад +5

    shortest and best dk guide: monke strong, monke punch, monke grab, monke throw

  • @OFK1027
    @OFK1027 3 года назад +4

    I just had the best sandwich of my life. Chicken, meatballs, sauce, some spinach, and some toasted bread

  • @wguy790
    @wguy790 3 года назад +172

    Ah yes when Choctopus made bad content

    • @Pompirates
      @Pompirates 3 года назад +23

      *dose*

    • @Wentz08
      @Wentz08 3 года назад +3

      Agree.

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад +1

      Lmao he still does

    • @AverageHandle_
      @AverageHandle_ 3 года назад +2

      Yeah when he did his Dedede video and he said “nair upsmash is true” and I knew it wasn’t

    • @heyhi7415
      @heyhi7415 3 года назад +1

      @@AverageHandle_ why do you watch so much smash content

  • @heartofthecards8698
    @heartofthecards8698 3 года назад +2

    2:05 had me dying that was such a clean edit😂

  • @FatMat5695
    @FatMat5695 3 года назад +5

    choctopus stopped making guides cuz he knew he was too casual to be providing expert gameplay. this was also the first year of ultimate. he found his stride and niche with amiibos and just casual item play

    • @quz4r
      @quz4r Год назад

      :(( I miss his guide

  • @plestern08
    @plestern08 3 года назад +27

    I just wanna learn how to do the "might as well jump"

    • @deuahoi
      @deuahoi 3 года назад +2

      Lmao its easy, watch little z.

    • @raybobillo4908
      @raybobillo4908 3 года назад +10

      Grab > Cargo Throw > Down Throw > Jump > Fair

  • @BCCPC
    @BCCPC 3 года назад +6

    I forgot 'bout Choc's guides. And I wanted to keep em that way.
    Let them stay where they belong, in my memories.

    • @benazzouzkamil4111
      @benazzouzkamil4111 3 года назад +1

      They’ll never be a memory.

    • @CenKun07
      @CenKun07 3 месяца назад

      ​@@benazzouzkamil4111welpp maybe bcuz you're a boomer

    • @jollama
      @jollama 2 месяца назад +1

      @@CenKun07Whoosh

  • @edog3072
    @edog3072 3 года назад +7

    Choc isn’t a competitive guy but he’s cool

  • @2hot4u97
    @2hot4u97 3 года назад +44

    This specific one was kinda bad, but his guides are overall great for beginners to understand how the game works

    • @ZHL242
      @ZHL242 3 года назад +13

      They're great for beginners to understand movesets. They're terrible for understanding the game as a whole. One of the single most important things in smash is knowing your characters combo moves, and this dude is just straight up lying saying that you can do up tilt jab and dash attack fair while not mentioning a single real combo like dash attack bair or cargo up throw up air. If this were just a moveset breakdown I'd have less of a problem with him not mentioning combos, but the fact that he chose to and then straight up lied is really really stupid.

  • @bobford5519
    @bobford5519 3 года назад +3

    “the optimal shimmy pattern”😭😭😭

  • @AussieGalblade
    @AussieGalblade 3 года назад +2

    I learned something new from Marss' guide here. I didn't know why they were called face buttons until now.

  • @keogt3925
    @keogt3925 2 года назад

    4:27 me every time my printer stops working

  • @thunderd7904
    @thunderd7904 3 года назад +4

    You should do “reacting to the BEST ZSS guide I’ve ever seen” and watch the one by STAWBS Orio

  • @imaksta
    @imaksta 3 года назад +23

    Remember Choc made the this guide like, 3 weeks after the game came out lol

    • @nathanjohnson5088
      @nathanjohnson5088 3 года назад +3

      Why would he do that? Only knowing the game for three weeks isn't an excuse to make an uninformed video about something lol

    • @nathanjohnson5088
      @nathanjohnson5088 3 года назад +3

      Lol even worse then

  • @bionicallyacomputer292
    @bionicallyacomputer292 3 года назад +1

    9:07 yep

  • @Nicomartz52
    @Nicomartz52 3 года назад +1

    this guides are goods for completly newers

  • @perriwinkleiii5361
    @perriwinkleiii5361 3 года назад +3

    I used Choc's guides when I was learning Mega Man

  • @bionicallyacomputer292
    @bionicallyacomputer292 3 года назад +1

    7:06 yea

  • @spryzor4799
    @spryzor4799 3 года назад +7

    I want Marss to review Orio's Zss guides

  • @impulsekun4652
    @impulsekun4652 3 года назад +1

    1:00 Marss let the man talk............DAMN

  • @damien756
    @damien756 3 года назад +11

    It’s the year 20DK, guides and tutorials no longer exist due to all the ridicule and toxicity caused by a certain ZSS player. DLC is a thing of the past, no one can pick up a new character without the help of online guides. The SSBU meta began to regress. All top players now solo main Zelda and the A buttons no longer exist...

  • @SMG54
    @SMG54 3 года назад +4

    I can already see Choc's comment LMAO

    • @spacedrink60
      @spacedrink60 3 года назад +2

      Lmao Lowkey kinda wanna see his amiibo vs choc’s amiibo

    • @SMG54
      @SMG54 3 года назад

      @@spacedrink60 That would be cool

  • @jacksonward8229
    @jacksonward8229 3 года назад +3

    This video is 2 years old

  • @jahalamu1174
    @jahalamu1174 3 года назад +5

    Choctopus plays DK not Monke. There's a difference

  • @danielgardiner7745
    @danielgardiner7745 3 года назад +2

    Video starts
    Marss 1 second in: this sucks

  • @fruitfulgaming4424
    @fruitfulgaming4424 3 года назад +2

    True DK is angry that Choctopus is unable to make a proper character guide

  • @sylvie_2005
    @sylvie_2005 2 года назад

    man i cant wait to be playing monke Monday and hit dash attack to fair on my opponent

  • @stevequack6923
    @stevequack6923 3 года назад +2

    First mistake, called him Donkey Kong

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 3 года назад

      How could he mess up Gonkey Donk's name

  • @Moni-qd6pj
    @Moni-qd6pj 3 года назад +2

    Marss u gotta realise he mains dk yes choctopus mains the monke

  • @appurple
    @appurple 3 года назад +1

    8:46 *laughs in Byleth dair*

  • @aaroncartin241
    @aaroncartin241 3 года назад

    Hey Panda... You know wassup, you know it right? You gotta force Tyler to create a Donkey Kong guide. Let's go

  • @ryman3084
    @ryman3084 3 года назад +4

    This is just a guide on how to be an average quickplay dk

  • @julsyabools5638
    @julsyabools5638 3 года назад +1

    5:01 hehe monke do big punch.

  • @WesTheMes84
    @WesTheMes84 3 года назад +2

    Don't hurt our boi,

  • @Levi-111
    @Levi-111 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else want to see marss play Gorilla Tag VR?

  • @hideokojima9090
    @hideokojima9090 3 года назад +1

    Everyone delete your tutorials before Marss bullies you

  • @mightymoe5495
    @mightymoe5495 3 года назад

    Let me try doing it better than choctopus:
    -Spam aerial b-reversed down b, follow up with grabs, up air or up smash
    -Go for grabs (especially pivot grabs or grab out of shield) cargo throw up air them or skill check them
    -use dash into back air and back air a lot in general
    That’s it, now you can play the monke and participate in elitesmash

  • @rasmusniemi5642
    @rasmusniemi5642 3 года назад +1

    Petition for marss to make a monke guide

  • @ByoKora775
    @ByoKora775 3 года назад +1

    Yo Mars there was a match in Japan where the DK player Hikaru went Roy to counter pick Zackray’s ROB, then Zackray went Joker and Hikaru had a close game and swapped off Roy to DK which IMHO he threw the game away with that decision. Would love to see your input on the match.

    • @DD-uk9fs
      @DD-uk9fs 3 года назад

      Link it

    • @ByoKora775
      @ByoKora775 3 года назад

      @@DD-uk9fs yeah I don’t know how to do that

    • @k2a2l2
      @k2a2l2 3 года назад

      @@ByoKora775 on the video of the match press the share button and do copy link

    • @ByoKora775
      @ByoKora775 3 года назад

      OK I’m on a phone and I’m just getting confused it was a Japanese tournament on the East Geek Smash channel called Winner! #1 and they just put up the video today of Zackray vs Hikaru but if you watch the livestream the timestamp for when Hikaru swaps to DK is 3:42:57 which is when IMO he threw the game away.

    • @jollama
      @jollama 2 месяца назад +1

      Get a load of this guy

  • @4bi446
    @4bi446 3 года назад

    As a competitive brawl players I remember sharking, it got delfino banned and then the move itself got banned

  • @chessycopter9619
    @chessycopter9619 3 года назад +2

    Marss needs to react to the ultimate salt is real 50

  • @calebnguyen7170
    @calebnguyen7170 3 года назад +9

    Day 1 of reminding Marss it is in fact NOT Monke Monday but MONADO Monday

    • @EpicNicks
      @EpicNicks 3 года назад +1

      this is a fact

    • @eddie992
      @eddie992 3 года назад +3

      Shhhhh dude we can’t talk about sh*lk

    • @drewbutler8432
      @drewbutler8432 3 года назад +1

      We don't talk about Sh*lk in these parts.

    • @shaddori
      @shaddori 3 года назад +1

      Sh*lk is banned in marss’s streams and in his channel

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад

      Sh*lk enthusiast^

  • @semistable8748
    @semistable8748 3 года назад +4

    Marss: complains about Choctopus not covering the double bair
    Choctopus: proceeds to cover double bair
    Marss: Guess he's a masher

  • @EbolaBearr
    @EbolaBearr 3 года назад

    Notice how he didn't subscribe
    and wasn't already subscribed

  • @glyphyt659
    @glyphyt659 3 года назад +1

    Fun, I love these types of videos

  • @Trattt
    @Trattt 3 года назад +11

    I used to think Choctopus was smart
    But then I learned how to be good

  • @jasperblake9447
    @jasperblake9447 2 года назад

    Honestly think Choctopus' guides are aimed at a more casual audience who's maybe new to the game and just want to check out what each character is about. Yeah, it might not hold up to the competitive standard but literally making a video calling it the "worst guide I've ever seen" is kinda harsh imo, especially when you consider Choc's video is WAY more accessible to those who just play smash as a fun party game.

  • @BloopTheNoop
    @BloopTheNoop 3 года назад

    Fucking love Choctopus

  • @thskater1
    @thskater1 3 года назад

    I learned from this video
    If you wanna play the monke
    you gotta feel the monke
    and I will embrace the monke

  • @abe7035
    @abe7035 3 года назад +1

    Plz also watch the zss one of him

  • @bionicallyacomputer292
    @bionicallyacomputer292 3 года назад +1

    Holyyy marss got 115k, my boy growing 😭

  • @pepper6592
    @pepper6592 3 года назад +2

    I love choctopus

  • @doodlexd8661
    @doodlexd8661 3 года назад +1

    Marss really shit talking a lot for a guy who hasn't made a guide to his character

  • @fishussy
    @fishussy 3 года назад +3

    Marss: He's kinda *mashing*
    Every minute in Africa, 60 seconds passes

  • @nukeflavoredsparklingwater9578
    @nukeflavoredsparklingwater9578 3 года назад

    Fuck it. Monke clap

  • @noshbeats3
    @noshbeats3 3 года назад +3

    dont bully choc...

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад +4

      Nah that guide was awful it deserves to be called out

    • @k2a2l2
      @k2a2l2 3 года назад

      choc is chill but this guide is pretty bad haha, its good to educate people if they want to play dk

    • @vanquish1333
      @vanquish1333 3 года назад

      @@k2a2l2 it’s not good to misinform them. Not to mention you don’t need a guide to play DK and Choc’s content is shit

  • @russ_bus
    @russ_bus 3 года назад

    Terry Tuesday is tomorrow guys

  • @vitalsmash956
    @vitalsmash956 3 года назад

    funny thing is that choctopus actually mains donkey kong

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад

    A Marss vid is just what I need

  • @dreworth2807
    @dreworth2807 3 года назад +1

    Cargo throw is the reason I play this character so much call me a monke main 🤓

  • @raincastmusic
    @raincastmusic 3 года назад

    Choctopus is great
    But i gotta admit this is just a video for people who wanna know beforehand which character they see themselves playing

  • @leofont6026
    @leofont6026 3 года назад

    Monke factor is the deciding factor in each matchup

  • @phantomaigis2291
    @phantomaigis2291 3 года назад

    C'mon man you don't gotta shit on the Choc like that Marss

  • @amiibozone1127
    @amiibozone1127 3 года назад +2

    I like choctopus but he acts like he knows everything and he clearly doesn't

    • @LoveBread07
      @LoveBread07 3 года назад

      He clearly doesn’t say that he knows everything but ok.

  • @philipmillsap1152
    @philipmillsap1152 3 года назад

    Mars, may we have your official monkey guide????

  • @aaronisaacman1623
    @aaronisaacman1623 2 года назад

    We're seeing a disagreement on the definition of a combo. What the guide is calling a combo technically iiiiiiiis a combo, they're just not true. So they might work at low level, but won't at high level.

  • @S0m31wh0ush0uldntca3
    @S0m31wh0ush0uldntca3 3 года назад

    10:41 Glorious

  • @Hoochypoo
    @Hoochypoo 3 года назад

    Cargo down throw facing the stage wasn't even mentioned.

  • @manzoh2248
    @manzoh2248 2 года назад +1

    Wait no thats ledge trapping, and going off stage is edge guarding, right?

    • @jollama
      @jollama 2 месяца назад +1

      You’re not getting an answer

  • @iceddiamondsyt
    @iceddiamondsyt 3 года назад +1

    Marss should make a dk guide to prove how wrong choctopus was

  • @youtubeyt5694
    @youtubeyt5694 3 года назад +1

    Its choctopus's literal job to play as monke and he sucks at it

  • @eggon_1345
    @eggon_1345 3 года назад

    Mars GRRRRRRR nothing against my man choctopus

  • @alicon852
    @alicon852 3 года назад +1

    HE EVEN MAINS DK PLEASE WHY

  • @Char0206
    @Char0206 3 года назад

    Is… is marss deleting Friday’s?

  • @spacedrink60
    @spacedrink60 3 года назад +1

    But the real question is can your amiibo beat his amiibo????

  • @andrewbrown7887
    @andrewbrown7887 3 года назад

    Choctopus used to play a bunch against Nairo

  • @campermike4643
    @campermike4643 3 года назад +3

    Choctopus has a dk pfp and does not even know how to play dk.
    This entire video is contradictory.

  • @garblesnarps
    @garblesnarps 3 года назад +1

    I hope choc sees this video

  • @milanutup9930
    @milanutup9930 3 года назад +7

    Waiting for choc to comment

  • @monologgue
    @monologgue 3 года назад +3

    beware making any content with marss out there. he will JV 3 stock your character guides

    • @eddie992
      @eddie992 3 года назад +1

      He JV 4’d this one