Hey I'm watching from Canada. I'm indigenous... Ojibway to be exact. Love your videos. Our cultures are so similar. New Zealand is probably the number one place I would if I could afford an overseas trip. Anyways, if you traveled here and had a live show I bet people would come out. We would love to hear more about your culture
I'm a kiwi living in BC ,Canada. We are very similar in a lot ways. But NZ, as a country leads the way in diversity, acceptance of other cultures etc and I totally agree, you have to come to canada and include kelowna in your tour. A true taste of home will bring kiwis flocking not to mention canadians
Fiona O'Keefe No! I have heaps of Maori friends AND public schools here make Maori people a priority for getting into schools over other people when replying. You bloody Aussie!!
The aunties and nannies always loved me, I could never do anything wrong in their eyes. Use to laugh to myself (never in front of them) when I always seen them pick on the other kids and be nice to me.
“Getting told off by the aunties and nannies all day long” that happens at the cuzzies house, I’d be chasing tuhura around then he leaves the door open for Wesley to run out as well then we all get told off for leaving the door open because she’s making us some boil up and the flies keep on coming in.
Too much!! 🤣 I am half maori but can still relate!! Hard!! 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: when I was little my dad took my sisters and I to warner bros movie world and Captain Hook and Daffy Duck did the haka just for us when we walked passed them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even though I lived in NZ for the first ten years of my life before my fam moved to oz. I’ve never forgotten how true these points are! I was just saying to my girl the other day how much I hated the smell of rotten corn lol
Kia ora everyone! I love being a kiwi! I currently live in hamilton but I was born in rotorua and we are moving back soon! I love rotorua! My sister and her kids live there. This is so true!
45 years ago... Things were a little different... Having to throw a slimy eel up the creek bank, and wipe the slime off on the grass... Getting 5 sacks of Kina diving on the reef... And you cant take a bath, cos bath and laundry sink are full of Kina.. Cant go inside cos mum is boiling snapper fish heads, and it smells too bad, and she slurps the eyes in front of you... Poor for weeks on end... But doesnt matter... Bag of flour makes Doughboys and Pooha and eel with vinegar goes down a treat... Making coffee with condensed milk... Dont need to take your shoes off outside.... Dont own any.. Haha... Good pair of gumboots does ok... Maori mum loves watching kungfu movies cos she can vent her anger from being hit with an iron pipe as a child... Does karate kicks at the tv and says... "Na.. Stink eh!".... Mum comes home from Ponamu pub at 3am and sits on bed gives me a whole packet of my favourite toffee pops... And says... "You love your black mama eh bub..." i say your brown... And we laugh...
Now I understand how Maori 's I've met are able to pronounce my name. I come from the tongue clicking peoples and absolutely hate it when people say 'say something' and now to know people say to you guys 'do the haka???!' 😑😐😑.
Hello! I have a school-project about Maori. I was wondering if someone could tell me a little more about it, as I have become very interested in Maori. First off, how should I actually pronounce it? Please take no offense from this, as I mean no offense, I really just want to know. Secondly, how are your lives today? Do you have many Maori friends? What are some current problems you are struggling with? What do you feel about the history of how you were treated by European travelers? Thanks for reading my questions, I hope you'll answer some of them:)
More Relatible Maori stuff. When your pale as cousin is more Maori than you When someone finds out you can speak Maori and gets someone to have a conversation with you When your cuzzies come over and they eat all your food Drunken parent fights First time stuffing a chicken That guy who likes themselves too much and calls themself smexy in the mirror Everyone thinks they can sing then that cousin who can actually sing one ups you "what's your facebook"
Michael Webb Mate, I’m getting old😪, I get all fn upset now, when I come back in NZ at Auckland n go under the Tainui carvings at arrivals... Trying to look normal😂, but so moved by Aotearoa.... n just how special she/ we are.... so so lucky!
"Your a sad fulla"
"Na im quite happy"
haha yess i died
🤣🤦🏽♀️
"Halvies bro?"
"Harvey Norman's"
Lmfao these are so true
no such thing as halvies
Witts at its finest
Hey I'm watching from Canada. I'm indigenous... Ojibway to be exact. Love your videos. Our cultures are so similar. New Zealand is probably the number one place I would if I could afford an overseas trip. Anyways, if you traveled here and had a live show I bet people would come out. We would love to hear more about your culture
Glad that you like our culture
I'm a kiwi living in BC ,Canada. We are very similar in a lot ways. But NZ, as a country leads the way in diversity, acceptance of other cultures etc and I totally agree, you have to come to canada and include kelowna in your tour. A true taste of home will bring kiwis flocking not to mention canadians
These men in these videos are white! Maori people died years ago!
Fiona O'Keefe No! I have heaps of Maori friends AND public schools here make Maori people a priority for getting into schools over other people when replying. You bloody Aussie!!
@@kangwac9175 bro, u calling me plastic?
Jermaine pulls off a mean Irish accent 😎
Sapelu 685 haha true cuzz
2:45 in "Everybody" he's going to do the "HAKA" LMAO you're accent was on point bro
Anyone else hear the fart at 0:23 haha hard case!!!!
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Then there was another one at 0:27 lmao
The aunties and nannies always loved me, I could never do anything wrong in their eyes. Use to laugh to myself (never in front of them) when I always seen them pick on the other kids and be nice to me.
“Getting told off by the aunties and nannies all day long” that happens at the cuzzies house, I’d be chasing tuhura around then he leaves the door open for Wesley to run out as well then we all get told off for leaving the door open because she’s making us some boil up and the flies keep on coming in.
Awesome video, I like the way you guys talk. I’m native(Cree) from Canada :) I would love to visit New Zealand one day
Too much!! 🤣 I am half maori but can still relate!! Hard!! 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: when I was little my dad took my sisters and I to warner bros movie world and Captain Hook and Daffy Duck did the haka just for us when we walked passed them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
sad fullah. nah im quite happy Lol
"When someone drinks all the cordial and doesnt replace it" FAX😂 even if its raro😂
"Bro, you lost a shoe?"
"Nah cuz, I found one!"
Makes me miss the whanau I'm keen to not live in Australia anymore 😂😂
Sames here cuzz XD
MEAN AS! I love being Maori and all the shit we go threw lmfao
'Oi u know stan walker he's my cousin' oh yeah you know the mad butcher he's mine
'No, I'm just doing the carpeting...' *fart*....Classic!
Even though I lived in NZ for the first ten years of my life before my fam moved to oz. I’ve never forgotten how true these points are! I was just saying to my girl the other day how much I hated the smell of rotten corn lol
Once smelt can not be unsmelt for the rest of your life
1:54 when you don’t like the crust
One thing you missed
"When you always getting a growling from the nannies for jumping on the mattresses"😂😂
Or when if you go to a tangi/bday you're expected to say something if you were close to the person
2:06 lmao his dad is Uncle Buck!
I hate it when everyone says Maori and haka wrong or any Maori word wrong
Shalette Nepe This happens 5o me and my sister ALL the time people won't pronounce our names correctly
Shalette Nepe same but oh well
Kia ora everyone! I love being a kiwi! I currently live in hamilton but I was born in rotorua and we are moving back soon! I love rotorua! My sister and her kids live there. This is so true!
great soundtrack classic.
1:13 AHAHAH THIS CRAK ME UHP MAHNN
please upload new content! loving it.
WAS THAT JIMI JACKSON ???????
im just doing the carperting fark sakes that still cracks me up 😂😂😂
45 years ago... Things were a little different... Having to throw a slimy eel up the creek bank, and wipe the slime off on the grass... Getting 5 sacks of Kina diving on the reef... And you cant take a bath, cos bath and laundry sink are full of Kina.. Cant go inside cos mum is boiling snapper fish heads, and it smells too bad, and she slurps the eyes in front of you... Poor for weeks on end... But doesnt matter... Bag of flour makes Doughboys and Pooha and eel with vinegar goes down a treat... Making coffee with condensed milk... Dont need to take your shoes off outside.... Dont own any.. Haha... Good pair of gumboots does ok... Maori mum loves watching kungfu movies cos she can vent her anger from being hit with an iron pipe as a child... Does karate kicks at the tv and says... "Na.. Stink eh!".... Mum comes home from Ponamu pub at 3am and sits on bed gives me a whole packet of my favourite toffee pops... And says... "You love your black mama eh bub..." i say your brown... And we laugh...
The big bite bit super funny but not when it happens to you lol
Now I understand how Maori 's I've met are able to pronounce my name. I come from the tongue clicking peoples and absolutely hate it when people say 'say something' and now to know people say to you guys 'do the haka???!' 😑😐😑.
What got me was foreigner wanting to do haka and treating it like some joke. The moment they find out your Maori ffs
O, M and G! That magic Maori word "Aks" Gets on my goat oi! lol! Just as bad as "haha missy-tero", "cordigal", "chring-gum!"
Hello! I have a school-project about Maori. I was wondering if someone could tell me a little more about it, as I have become very interested in Maori. First off, how should I actually pronounce it? Please take no offense from this, as I mean no offense, I really just want to know. Secondly, how are your lives today? Do you have many Maori friends? What are some current problems you are struggling with? What do you feel about the history of how you were treated by European travelers?
Thanks for reading my questions, I hope you'll answer some of them:)
Don't take ya shoes off,they won't be there on the way out.
I’m a Pakeha kiwi but I am very good with Maori pronunciation so I always understand my Maori friends lol
Got any fish fingers?
Bro in Dunedin it was very similar where i lived. "No Lips" on the drink bro,and no bite i will break a bit off g
I think at the start somebody floated a Rotorua Dragon.
1:50 and that's why I don't share food that often
Funny AS FUCK every time!
Farrrrrr that song brings lots of maori vibess
Rotorua problems: Actually having famous cuzzies cos we all related af
I liked this video. It made me laugh heaps. Awesome.
i not maori but i get most of thoes problems even people wanting me to do the haka im white i have to pronounce things wrong so they can understand me
More Relatible Maori stuff.
When your pale as cousin is more Maori than you
When someone finds out you can speak Maori and gets someone to have a conversation with you
When your cuzzies come over and they eat all your food
Drunken parent fights
First time stuffing a chicken
That guy who likes themselves too much and calls themself smexy in the mirror
Everyone thinks they can sing then that cousin who can actually sing one ups you
"what's your facebook"
Having the cordial in a milk bottle 😆 relatable
I'm pakeha, left Aotearoa 18 years ago, and I still claim Che Fu as my cousin coz I was mates with his cousin and met him twice. Fight me
You guys are a riot!
1:44 "aks"
Hahahahahahahaha we say “arks”
The one that knows famous people & says that's their cousin?!.😂 I Know a Maori guy exactly like that!😉😂😂😂classssssic!
the last one bothers!! "foreigner" i can relate to hard out!! MĒAN MAORI MĒAN!
Got any fish fingers? 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love Maori's
EVERY Maori knows you have to take your shoes off when you enter a marae
ha ha a good mate of mine,an Oz, 😐is actually part of Stan Walkers whanau ....
makes u proud to be a kiwi
Michael Webb
Mate, I’m getting old😪, I get all fn upset now, when I come back in NZ at Auckland n go under the Tainui carvings at arrivals...
Trying to look normal😂, but so moved by Aotearoa.... n just how special she/ we are.... so so lucky!
song name??? good video by the way
3 pac South side of Bombay-What's the time Mr. Wolf
Reuben James thanks bro
3 pac what's the time Mr wolf
Bahahahahahahahahaha on point !!!!
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
The guy who lives in the shed is too real!
Funny one boys....keep em coming
ahahahaha poor jimi jackson n his flash shoez
I'm a white guy and I pronounce taupo right because I lived there and felt it was necessary
Love your video USO.
haha a pakeha explaining to a maori how to say taupo
Pakeha stuff man so true
Your awesome
What about when you take off your shoes and the grounds wet and then your socks get wet
My Aunty got mad when I said I didn’t want seafood
Lets see you bros did this 7 years ago, I'm a white guy and I understood all of them - laughed myself silly
When a māori "aks" you for a bite 😭😭😭😭 luv yous btw laterz!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
When ur pakeha friend looks more Maori that u
Once we were warriors- what's the time mr wolf
"Just a little bite bro"
Do part 3
Unties....
Are you your unties (aunties)
"Im quite happy"
all of these are so true
What about "being the pale but still tan one"
Youre a sad fulla bro.
Nah im quite happy.
that's maori
Got any fish fingers 😁😂
JP!!!!!!!!!!! 😊👍
U should do a corn beef one
This is so true😂😂
the shoes part is not really relevant here in Te Arawa. the men wear shoes in the whare.
I hope you mean wharekai
nope, I mean Wharenui.
They shoe one with yo perant saying you qill grow into dem they faking weird and I allways say cussies bro farking churr g
Haha true
I can relate I'm kiwi
Is it me or did they spelt ask as aks? 1:43
0:25 TRU
"Hakar" XD
2:43
Accurate as 👌
the person who buys from warehouse
BWAHAHAHAHA FISH FINGERS!!!
Wazzup cuzzy
stan walker is actually my cousin no lie
Oh gummon
Why the fuck you lying, oh my gosh stop fucking lying
What a grack up
I'm not
to true