There’s a reason insurance policies ask about if you scuba dive, sky dive, use cocaine, or have hiv. They place these 4 things in the same risk category. Let that sink in.
My Dad used to hate going to the doctor and when he eventually had to he used to "get it all done at once" with no care for what kind of doctor he was seeing. He's the guy taking his pants off in the ophthalmologists.
As a person who used to regularly use redness relief eye drops for no specific reason at all...😐😂 I totally agree with his statement. I also always thought I was insane how visine never worked and always made them worse like how tf are they still in business😂😂😂 glad to know even a doctor feels the same about them😂 clear eyes eye drops all the way, those work like a charm
@@JeffDeath99 If your eyes are constantly dry, go see your optometrist. Unless told to by a doctor, there is NO reason to be using eye drops constantly. Hell, I'm a professional landscaper so constant pollen and sticks and rocks get in my eyes, and I cannot recall the last time I even thought about using eye drops.
The ophtalmologist calls for his Jonathan. He is nowhere to be found. The ophtalmologist wakes up screaming in terror. His Jonathan is at his bedside, unblinking and nodding as usual. "Nothing but a bad dream", the ophtalmologist thinks. "I'll have to ask Jonathan to be in my subconscious to help me in there as well." Jonathan does. The nighmares cease.
@@aaronmazur8056he does have similar hair and facial hair but the rest of the facial features are different. Anyways both of them are pretty attractive
Best response!!! But now I have an image in my mind I never wanted! LOL Aaargh can not escape it either! LOL Thanks for that marvelous come back line @Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
@@StormTheSquid ~ That's what I was thinkin'... Plus, docs specializing in multiple specialties means more $$$ for them right? Just expanding their horizons! lol
Same You won't believe the lengths i went to to get into Pediatrics It's highly in demand in my country and the entrance test is... brutal Happily paying the debt off, probably will till old age home but hey i got what i wanted! No adults, ever.
The thumbnail just said contacts so I tapped on the video wondering what was wrong with contacts. Turns out nothing is wrong with them, you just have perfect eyesight lol.
If you use them, it's best practice to take breaks and wear your glasses every so often. You're always getting less oxygen to your eyes while wearing contacts than you are when you're just wearing glasses. The main issue with contacts is user error. I've heard people talk about wearing what was supposed to be a single monthly lens for over half a year. It's pretty much always because of how much they cost (in the U.S... because of course.) Contacts are expensive, but having to get treatment because you suffocated your eyeballs will cost a whole lot more.
I wanted to make a comment here about something I experienced years ago and it might be helpful to others. Some years ago I woke up one morning to the most excruciating pain in one eye. I was streaming tears and made the mistake of trying to rub the eye. Agonizing pain. Felt like a red hot poker. Extremely blurry vision in that eye. It took hours for the pain and tears to reduce. Took two days for the blurriness to go away. I had no idea what it was, but at some point it happened again, this time in the other eye. I was very lucky to NOT ever have it happen in both eyes at the same time. Eye drops (never visine of course) of the lubricant type helped but nothing prevented it. I went to my optometrist for my yearly checkup (for prescription and for diabetes eye check) and he noticed that I had scarring on my corneas. I told him of my experience and he immediately told me it sounded like I had Recurrent Corneal Erosion. I made a note of what he recommended and intended the next day to get some special (hypertonic) eye ointment. That night it happened again, and boy was it a bad one. Got on the phone with the local ophthalmologist office and got an urgent appointment. Yup. She put some dye in, had a look with a bright light, and went and got a soft contact lens bandage. Instant relief when that thing covered up the cornea. So since most folks use the optometrist's services more often than they see an ophthalmologist, communicate and ask the optometrist questions! I'm glad I took his advice as I've been able to control the corneal erosion issue for years now.
Got the rare opportunity to assist in a colonoscopy as an intern and as I struggled with the tube under the hawk eyes of my senior consultant that’s exactly what I asked myself. “Why am I at this end of the patient?” Never again to that end.
Just think, there's specialists who make a whole lifetime career out of it. And I mean, thank God they do, because we need them, but I have to wonder why anyone would volunteer to be a proctologist. Just ...bums all day, every day. Bums. Mostly old people's bums, too.
@@TomorrowWeLive - The age is creeping down, though. I'm 36 and I got my butt snaked a few weeks ago. Two of my younger brothers had big polyps removed from them, so I got one done preemptively.
@@TomorrowWeLive well they first are surgeons, then they get really good at performing procedures on rectums, colon , etc and when they have the chance to become one they just go for it, just like there are some who preffer lungs or the superior digestive system, or just tumors in generall
I just want to say your videos got me through pa school. Between the stress of the learning and doing residency in covid I really appreciate your videos as a welcome distraction, thank you
Med School, Edinburgh 1980’s. Our Ophthalmology Prof not only decried contacts, he never made a right turn on his bicycle…(ie across traffic, as we drive on the correct/ left side of the road)
Thanks for the public message. Guys, if an eye doctor tells you to take your pants off in a professional setting, do not, and immediate report to the state medical license board. “Why am I at that end of the patient?” Hahaha!
@@lydiajaime344 Well… I hate to tell you this… not all fish inseminate the eggs externally. So fish do fuck in it a lot of the time. My favourite version of weird fish fucking is anglerfish. The male just attaches to the female until he eventually merges with her, and her body absorbs him.
Thank you! The ocean is full of monsters. At least on land I can usually see death coming at me. In the ocean it's an Abyss of doom. Just...teeth rising from the depths.
I'm so sorry you had monsters in healthcare. We're not all like that but there are some that fit that category. If you're ever up for a wander through monster-infested halls, a trusty sidekick, some information on their weaknesses and courage will help you navigate your way out.
@@AstarteElviraLyana The monsters reside in the offices of insurance providers…the ones that deny perfectly legitimate and necessary claims because, reasons. 🫠
Hello Dr. Glaucomflecken! I have Grave's Disease, and have had two orbital decompression surgeries. 👀 I love my ophthalmologists who help me with everything from scratched corneas and severe dry eye on the regular. Just wanted to say you are appreciated!!!
I think you should make a video of you trying contacts. That way those of us who have been wearing them since adolescence can have a good laugh. I've been wearing contacts so long that I can touch the white of my eye with my finger and it doesn't burn, sting, or water.
Well, I know I would be most unpleasantly surprised if I went for an eye exam and suddenly found myself on the receiving end of a heart surgery and/or colonoscopy.
“Serious” question: As an ophthalmologist can you tell me honestly if my glasses are ugly? Like objectively, on my face, it makes you cringe kind of ugly, would you tell me?
Any person can have a reaction to an aesthetic, but you have to know some design/fashion principles to do it with dignity so you don't crush the person. Like "you have yellow undertones so you need to stick with the warmer colours" can be more helpful than "no, not those ones".
You, sir, literally made me laugh out loud. That almost never actually happens with internet content. Usually it's just a more forceful exhalation through the nose.
The last one sounds like a perfect tiktok-trend. Going out to party. Swimming in the ocean. Just going out. Christmas with family. My dobberman when I try to make her pee I the rain. Me trying to leave bed.
Going into a crowded grocery store Driving on a busy highway or any drinking holiday Entering a multiplayer matchup on an fps A kitten who always wants to get outside, after the owners have trickily let it finally step out now that there's snow on the ground
Used to work for an optometrist, these aren't in any order. But these are things I picked up that I will never do. 1. Trust an online app for what should be an annual eye exam by a licensed physician, because eye exams are not just about your prescription it's also to check on the health of your eyes as well. 2. Sleeping in contacts that are not recommended for sleeping in. (2a. Or wear contacts past recommended usage) 3. Skipping retinal photography when available. 4. If I have insurance, I will check what my insurance coverage is before I go in to the exam or use my benefits for glasses or contacts. (Had people come in thinking everything was covered by their employer, and usually with those people their employer had the worst benefits. Irony.) 5. Make sure I do not walk out of an optometrist's office without a prescription that notes my pupil distance on the prescription in case I need a new pair of glasses if mine ever happen to break.
6. Buy Luxottica glasses. (Don't do it.) Make sure you ask for the pupillary distance before making the appointment because many optometrists won't give it to you. This is because they are almost all (maybe all) dealers of Luxottica monopoly glasses and don't want you buying reasonably priced glasses from Zenni Optical or Warby Parker. If they say no to the PD request go somewhere else. Costco has independent optometrists who will happily provide it.
I wish there were an equivalent dermatologist to warn us away from skin products that are actually bad for us, 'visine for the skin' so to speak. Recommend any?
@@JonathanMichael Oh the joy of tearing the skin on your face with walnut shells. I wonder how many people out they are allergic to walnuts after scrubbing their face with this stuff, tearing up their face and rubbing jagged walnut shells on their raw skin.
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A lot of people kept asking for this, so here. I hope it’s helpful.
Soooo helpful. (I do agree in general that the sea should be left to the sea monsters. It’s their sea. Let them have it).
Helpfullest one I've seen
You really answered this only to shit on Visine right? 🤣
U forgot to add casually take a stroll in the hospital on a weekend lol 😂😂
It's not, really. But I so agree with the fifth one
“It’s scary. It’s full of monsters. Why would I ever do that?”
Me, about sleeping, to my doctor.
i see we both have similar issues
Come to the Mediterranean its a sea
There’s a reason insurance policies ask about if you scuba dive, sky dive, use cocaine, or have hiv. They place these 4 things in the same risk category. Let that sink in.
@@nickcarroll8565 huh lmao.
@@th3.f0r3st yessiree
My Dad used to hate going to the doctor and when he eventually had to he used to "get it all done at once" with no care for what kind of doctor he was seeing. He's the guy taking his pants off in the ophthalmologists.
💀
I think I'm a long lost family member
That thought is hilarious 😂
I literally LOL’d at this
Hahahaha
I love how it starts off normal and then he just slowly decends into madness 😂
Welcome to Medical Care in America. #PureMadness. Thank U for Ur Hard Work keepung Us all well🎉
Agree❗
He had me at "wear contacts" and for a second thought that there was a medical reason to avoid them but turns out his eyes are just perfect
Gotta take away his medical license, probably has dementia.
Wait so is the visine thing true then? Lol
"Why am I at this end of the patient?"
I need a brown eye exam.
Underrated comment
Was gonna post something along the lines but you beat me to it🎉
Ayooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😏😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
.. Pink eye exam .. =)
...wink wink.
This video was essentially just made to shit on Visine and I love it
As a person who used to regularly use redness relief eye drops for no specific reason at all...😐😂 I totally agree with his statement. I also always thought I was insane how visine never worked and always made them worse like how tf are they still in business😂😂😂 glad to know even a doctor feels the same about them😂 clear eyes eye drops all the way, those work like a charm
@@JeffDeath99
If your eyes are constantly dry, go see your optometrist.
Unless told to by a doctor, there is NO reason to be using eye drops constantly.
Hell, I'm a professional landscaper so constant pollen and sticks and rocks get in my eyes, and I cannot recall the last time I even thought about using eye drops.
@@JeffDeath99
Or see a psychiatrist. Because if it was "for no reason at all" it sounds like a disorder that needs treatment.
@@druid_zephyrus brother I'm talking about smoking weed🤣🤣 thanks for the concern though I appreciate the thoughtfulness lol
@JeffDeath99
Oh lmao!
Bruh, if you smoke constantly enough they just stop getting red.
Evidence: me
Make a video: the ophtamologist performs heart surgery
The ophtalmologist calls for his Jonathan. He is nowhere to be found.
The ophtalmologist wakes up screaming in terror. His Jonathan is at his bedside, unblinking and nodding as usual. "Nothing but a bad dream", the ophtalmologist thinks. "I'll have to ask Jonathan to be in my subconscious to help me in there as well."
Jonathan does. The nighmares cease.
"Jonathon scalpel"
Jonathon: *already had it before it was said and hands it in silence with a nod*
Ophtalmologist: Jonathan, scalpel
" Jonathan has already started closing the patient "
@@muhammedmemduhoglu7854 "Good work Jonathan"
Jonathan: *nods*
Not the ophtamologist, his loyal scribe of course.
This is the most Ryan Reynolds thing you've ever done.
Yes! This! 😂
Well now that you've put THAT in my head, my life won't be complete until these 2 get together somehow. #RyanReynolds
Omgg thats who he looks like!!
@@ridah4419yea youre definitely blind.
@@aaronmazur8056he does have similar hair and facial hair but the rest of the facial features are different. Anyways both of them are pretty attractive
This is by far my favorite format. Where it slowly descends into madness
There is such a quiet chaotic energy here, that I just can't not love.
As for #4, I thought the ophthalmologist would be brave enough to peer into the Eye of Sauron.
🤣
The ring cannot be destroyed by any craft that we ophthalmologists possess...
They're only afraid of the sea because it's not one giant eye
Best response!!! But now I have an image in my mind I never wanted! LOL Aaargh can not escape it either! LOL Thanks for that marvelous come back line @Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
@@SimGandr_PoW Ur welcome ;P
"Why am I at that end of the patient?"
"Take away my medical license, I probably have dementia"
HOWLING 😭😭😭
🤣
I mean, some people call a certain body part at that end the "brown eye" so-
@@StormTheSquid Yes. In portuguese we call blind eye (olho cego) or ass eye (olho do cu)
@@StormTheSquid ~ That's what I was thinkin'... Plus, docs specializing in multiple specialties means more $$$ for them right? Just expanding their horizons! lol
@@AB_Evans They are expanding more than their horizons. 😏
Me, working in paediatrics: I would never work with grown ups. Why would I do that? It's full of monsters.
yes
Me working in animal medicine, would never work in human medicine for the same reason.
Same
You won't believe the lengths i went to to get into Pediatrics
It's highly in demand in my country and the entrance test is... brutal
Happily paying the debt off, probably will till old age home but hey i got what i wanted! No adults, ever.
Some kids are already monsters. Most are still very sweet but some.....
@WildChild adults are selfish
Eye Bro, I love all your videos. However, this one and the ones with the rural doctor are my favorites. Thank you for all the laughs.
Doc just flexing his good eyesight on us 😂
"my eyes are perfect, why would I have to do that"
damn, he really flexed on me on that one.
Thinking of the eye chart with narry a clear letter on it and feeling a little envious and resentful.
His eyes are perfect...for now. He'll need readers once he reaches his 40s. But he's an ophthalmologist, so he knows that
@@paulgush he's not too far away from 40 😂
@@paulgushHaving an inevidable eye problem at 40 is better than having an avoidable eye problem at 20 and an eye inevidable problem at 40.
@@paulgushnot necessarily. It's rare but some people do keep great eyesight through most of their lives.
"my eyes are perfect" Wooooooow, you ain't have to flex on us so hard 🤓
Right! Lol
U have such poor vision even your emojis wear glasses bro
yeah. Show off. i hate wearing glasses.
@@sirenia1241have u tried contacts they r much more convenient
@@asm7983i tried a long time ago but found the process too annoying to deal with. I regret it now as my glasses are years old and cant afford new ones
The thumbnail just said contacts so I tapped on the video wondering what was wrong with contacts. Turns out nothing is wrong with them, you just have perfect eyesight lol.
I mean, I won't use contacts. Not cause anything is wrong with them or anything, my eyes are just irritated easily
@@justaperson4656 yeah I wouldn't use contacts because fuck putting anything in my eyes lol
If you use them, it's best practice to take breaks and wear your glasses every so often. You're always getting less oxygen to your eyes while wearing contacts than you are when you're just wearing glasses.
The main issue with contacts is user error. I've heard people talk about wearing what was supposed to be a single monthly lens for over half a year. It's pretty much always because of how much they cost (in the U.S... because of course.)
Contacts are expensive, but having to get treatment because you suffocated your eyeballs will cost a whole lot more.
Same, got me with that but I'm not mad 😂
I can wear soft contacts, but not hard contacts
This kept getting progressively better
Coincidentally, I was a bit blue after a consult with my ophthalmic surgeon today and this made me chuckle, so thank you ❤
As a sea monster I can indeed confirm we hunt ophthalmologists but they always send in their Johnathons to satiate our hunger first.
Stop making stuff up imad. You're not fast enough to catch a Jonathan.
@Tech Priestess Micaela can confirm
@Tech Priestess Micaela it's true, I was the bait Jonathan used to satiate their hunger
You guys crack me up bad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how the first one is actually sound advice. Visine literally burns my eyes never again.
Had similar experience, not with visine but my eye literally bleed after that and the redness last for like a week or so.
Me: applying visine to my contacts while swimming in the ocean clutching a human heart with dimentia
Where... where did you get the heart?
Specifically a heart with dementia.
As long as you’re not an eye doctor I think it’s okay
Bwahahaha. Have you asked for help?
@@prestonjones1653 Another thing to worry about. 👍
#5 is one of the most common reactions i get when i tell people i scuba dive xD
Perfectly written, flawless delivery!
"Number 6: work on a weekend. It's the weekend, why would i go to work? Your eyes can wait till monday"
😂
Because: call. And lots of it!
😂😂😂
I wanted to make a comment here about something I experienced years ago and it might be helpful to others.
Some years ago I woke up one morning to the most excruciating pain in one eye. I was streaming tears and made the mistake of trying to rub the eye. Agonizing pain. Felt like a red hot poker. Extremely blurry vision in that eye. It took hours for the pain and tears to reduce. Took two days for the blurriness to go away.
I had no idea what it was, but at some point it happened again, this time in the other eye. I was very lucky to NOT ever have it happen in both eyes at the same time. Eye drops (never visine of course) of the lubricant type helped but nothing prevented it.
I went to my optometrist for my yearly checkup (for prescription and for diabetes eye check) and he noticed that I had scarring on my corneas. I told him of my experience and he immediately told me it sounded like I had Recurrent Corneal Erosion. I made a note of what he recommended and intended the next day to get some special (hypertonic) eye ointment. That night it happened again, and boy was it a bad one. Got on the phone with the local ophthalmologist office and got an urgent appointment. Yup. She put some dye in, had a look with a bright light, and went and got a soft contact lens bandage. Instant relief when that thing covered up the cornea.
So since most folks use the optometrist's services more often than they see an ophthalmologist, communicate and ask the optometrist questions! I'm glad I took his advice as I've been able to control the corneal erosion issue for years now.
Yikes, corneal erosion is ROUGH. Glad you've got it under control.
dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum! That is So Scary!!! I've had mystery eye pain, but nothing THAT bad! Wow. Nightmare fuel :(
I had that kind of pain in one eye, and it turned out that I had glaucoma in both eyes. A few zaps with a laser, and all good.
@@lesseheadou were lucky you didn't go blind overnight. You had what his name is: Gloukomflecken.
#6 work weekends!
Love this changing it up in your videos recently
Subbed for this chaotic energy. I'm here for it 😂
As an IBD patient who wears glasses...thank you for not performing Colonoscopies 😂
😂
dying lol
SAME!!😂
You don't wanna just take care of all those problems in one appointment? Sounds like a time-saver to me!
@@beyourself1214 *chokes on coffee
lol
Eye doctors can find a freckle in your eye and strongly recommend you go to a gastroenterologist because it can indicate colon cancer.
An eye freckle??
Ooh danger freckle
Nevus related to colon cancer? Wtf?
Yes irisology I think it's called
@@withtimecomesgrace nope.
#6: “Write my own patient notes.”
#7: “Schedule patients after lunch on Fridays.” 😂
Who sees patients on the first day of the weekend?
Agree about the ocean! I live in Florida. Nuff said, lol. Love your videos Dr. G
"From a doctor licensed in the US" 😂😂😂
I love the signal deadpan humour from RUclips
Got the rare opportunity to assist in a colonoscopy as an intern and as I struggled with the tube under the hawk eyes of my senior consultant that’s exactly what I asked myself. “Why am I at this end of the patient?” Never again to that end.
Just think, there's specialists who make a whole lifetime career out of it. And I mean, thank God they do, because we need them, but I have to wonder why anyone would volunteer to be a proctologist. Just ...bums all day, every day. Bums. Mostly old people's bums, too.
@@TomorrowWeLive - The age is creeping down, though. I'm 36 and I got my butt snaked a few weeks ago. Two of my younger brothers had big polyps removed from them, so I got one done preemptively.
@@JohnnyWishbone85 ooofda. That sounds deeply unpleasant. I hope your bum's ok!
@@TomorrowWeLive Because they have a fundamental interest in getting to the bottom of things.
@@TomorrowWeLive well they first are surgeons, then they get really good at performing procedures on rectums, colon , etc and when they have the chance to become one they just go for it, just like there are some who preffer lungs or the superior digestive system, or just tumors in generall
"it's scary, it's full of monsters"
He's not wrong tho
I just want to say your videos got me through pa school. Between the stress of the learning and doing residency in covid I really appreciate your videos as a welcome distraction, thank you
Med School, Edinburgh 1980’s. Our Ophthalmology Prof not only decried contacts, he never made a right turn on his bicycle…(ie across traffic, as we drive on the correct/ left side of the road)
Good points, true maybe, but Hella' funny and hilarious 😂😆
I about lost it at “why am I at that end of the patient?”
For the life of me, I don't know why I too laughed so hard at that comment- being an endoscopy doctor and all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was expecting "work after 5pm"
Thanks for the public message. Guys, if an eye doctor tells you to take your pants off in a professional setting, do not, and immediate report to the state medical license board.
“Why am I at that end of the patient?” Hahaha!
As an Endoscopy doctor, I 100% endorse your note of caution about these dodgy Opthalmologists....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I love your list of don’ts and completely concur!
😂
Omg I can't breathe😅😅😅😅that was absolutely hilarious 😅😂😂😂😂thank you
“Water!? Never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it.“
Fish don't fuck, they inseminate the eggs outside. Which is worse
@@lydiajaime344 some do fuck, namely sharks (some)
and that's ignoring cetaceans and other non-fish species
The ending of the WC Fields quote I heard is better and classier, “fish fornicate in it.”
@@lydiajaime344 Well… I hate to tell you this… not all fish inseminate the eggs externally. So fish do fuck in it a lot of the time. My favourite version of weird fish fucking is anglerfish. The male just attaches to the female until he eventually merges with her, and her body absorbs him.
I think the quote was “fish shit in it”
Thank you! The ocean is full of monsters. At least on land I can usually see death coming at me. In the ocean it's an Abyss of doom. Just...teeth rising from the depths.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the ocean like this.
“It’s scary and full of monsters.”
That’s why I never went back to healthcare.
I'm so sorry you had monsters in healthcare. We're not all like that but there are some that fit that category.
If you're ever up for a wander through monster-infested halls, a trusty sidekick, some information on their weaknesses and courage will help you navigate your way out.
@@AstarteElviraLyana
The monsters reside in the offices of insurance providers…the ones that deny perfectly legitimate and necessary claims because, reasons. 🫠
Infectious disease?
Lol this is relatable as heck on so many levels.
I'm glad this information is coming from a licensed doctor. It's important we know we can trust this source.
What should I use instead of the devil's eye drop after smoking the devil's lettuce??
asking for a friend
artificial tears
If you must use eyedrops, use the preservative-free, single-use kinds, like “Refresh Plus”.
Just live with the red eye, your not fooling anyone anyway
Sunglasses.
0th thing you'd never do: disrespect/mistrust my loyal scribe Johnathan
69 likes already I wish I could give my like!
Bro I see our comments racing for most likes. I’m bound to lose, but the competition is invigorating.
I liked my own content. This is how low I can go.
@@PhaythGaming 💀
@@dangerous1580 lmao
@@dangerous1580 so far I’m winning tbf
@@PhaythGamingwho
Love this!!!🤣😂😂❤️
I probably have dementia 😂🤣😂😂
I'm weak
Hello Dr. Glaucomflecken! I have Grave's Disease, and have had two orbital decompression surgeries. 👀 I love my ophthalmologists who help me with everything from scratched corneas and severe dry eye on the regular. Just wanted to say you are appreciated!!!
"Why did they take their pants off?"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a Gastroenterologist who does Colonoscopies for a living.... I don't know why they take dem pants off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The sea also has some of the biggest eyes. Imagine the tools you'd need for a Colossal Squid eye 😯
This may sound silly but, I'm reminded of how good of an actor you are with this video. Just gives a perspective of you being you vs you acting
Those ocean monsters been trying to get me since I was a kid! Haven't won yet! 🤣
you're so entertaining i love it
I think you should make a video of you trying contacts. That way those of us who have been wearing them since adolescence can have a good laugh. I've been wearing contacts so long that I can touch the white of my eye with my finger and it doesn't burn, sting, or water.
No thanks I don't think he should torture himself for your entertainment
Well, I know I would be most unpleasantly surprised if I went for an eye exam and suddenly found myself on the receiving end of a heart surgery and/or colonoscopy.
It's the heart-colonoscopy combo that worries me.
“Take away my medical license, I probably have dementia”
“Have no interest, can’t do it, would be sent to prison if i tried it”
😅😅😅😅😅, thank you I needed this
Love how it gets personal really quick
As an Endoscopy nurse, I appreciate you refraining from performing colonoscopies! Lol!!
Yeah... As an Endoscopy doctor, that realm is too dark for his Opthalmology eyes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@desyoluys7115 lol! 🎵🎶 Secret Tunnel...🎵🎶
You had me at the contacts 😭just got a new box lmao😭😭😭
I legit choked on my apple at number 3. Thank you for nearly killing me with laughter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your videos!!! 💕
Because the ocean is full of beautiful things too! 😍🌹
Have you considered that visine may just be the ocean in a bottle? It's all starting to make sense....
😂
as someone working on their COA you should absolutely make more ophtho tiktoks because “the devil’s eye drops” took me out 😭😭😭
Second petition to see Dr. Glauc's actual Jonathan at some stage
I’m with you on all but #3. I feel the skill to do comes in doing.
#DoctorsWithoutDiplomas
Keep being awesome!
Cheers!
“Take away my medical license, I probably have dementia” 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😢😢😢😢 every day of life
"I probably have dementia."
To sum all of them up:
"It's scary, why would you do that"
As long as you're at the proper end of the proctologist before they stick the camera in, I'll let you pass on being at this end of my body. 😂
This is prob the best one yet!
I so agree with, especially, the last one.
“Serious” question: As an ophthalmologist can you tell me honestly if my glasses are ugly? Like objectively, on my face, it makes you cringe kind of ugly, would you tell me?
Any person can have a reaction to an aesthetic, but you have to know some design/fashion principles to do it with dignity so you don't crush the person. Like "you have yellow undertones so you need to stick with the warmer colours" can be more helpful than "no, not those ones".
You, sir, literally made me laugh out loud. That almost never actually happens with internet content. Usually it's just a more forceful exhalation through the nose.
“Why’d the patient take they’re pants off in the first place?” 😏 …. No reason. No reason at all Dr.G . 😂
I am with you on number five for sure
This is by far my favourite clip haha
I was expecting “work late/weekends” ;)
Me, laughing nervously, desperately wondering if visine is actually bad for you 👁👁
It is! Use a preservative free eye drop like refresh or systane
Yes.
If I get a misbehaving dog I may name it that.
No, Visine! Bad, no!
YES! IT REALLY IS!
When Jonathan speaks he lists random things
I completely agree with your last point- bc it is, also bc I have thalassophobia (fear of deep water) the ocean is horrific and full of monsters
you are so right about the ocean. I feel the same way.
This took a turn I wasn’t expecting.
The last one sounds like a perfect tiktok-trend.
Going out to party.
Swimming in the ocean.
Just going out.
Christmas with family.
My dobberman when I try to make her pee I the rain.
Me trying to leave bed.
Going into a crowded grocery store
Driving on a busy highway or any drinking holiday
Entering a multiplayer matchup on an fps
A kitten who always wants to get outside, after the owners have trickily let it finally step out now that there's snow on the ground
Well, that escalated quickly
I'm with ya for all 5.
Used to work for an optometrist, these aren't in any order. But these are things I picked up that I will never do.
1. Trust an online app for what should be an annual eye exam by a licensed physician, because eye exams are not just about your prescription it's also to check on the health of your eyes as well.
2. Sleeping in contacts that are not recommended for sleeping in. (2a. Or wear contacts past recommended usage)
3. Skipping retinal photography when available.
4. If I have insurance, I will check what my insurance coverage is before I go in to the exam or use my benefits for glasses or contacts. (Had people come in thinking everything was covered by their employer, and usually with those people their employer had the worst benefits. Irony.)
5. Make sure I do not walk out of an optometrist's office without a prescription that notes my pupil distance on the prescription in case I need a new pair of glasses if mine ever happen to break.
6. Buy Luxottica glasses. (Don't do it.)
Make sure you ask for the pupillary distance before making the appointment because many optometrists won't give it to you. This is because they are almost all (maybe all) dealers of Luxottica monopoly glasses and don't want you buying reasonably priced glasses from Zenni Optical or Warby Parker.
If they say no to the PD request go somewhere else. Costco has independent optometrists who will happily provide it.
I think I should marry an ophthalmologist . We have so much in common
I wish there were an equivalent dermatologist to warn us away from skin products that are actually bad for us, 'visine for the skin' so to speak. Recommend any?
Steroid creams while used "just in case"
Dr. Dray
St. Ive’s scrub
@@JonathanMichael Oh the joy of tearing the skin on your face with walnut shells. I wonder how many people out they are allergic to walnuts after scrubbing their face with this stuff, tearing up their face and rubbing jagged walnut shells on their raw skin.
All very valid points.
Solid list.
Curious, have any of your patients ever had their pants off when you enter the exam room?