The Postal 2 Incident [Stream Highlights]

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2021
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    The video quality unfortunately can't be brought higher, and the original stream was made private to protect some information. I intended this video to not interfere with my other projects, so it was edited very quickly. I still hope you enjoy
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Комментарии • 538

  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  3 года назад +1315

    This was edited very quickly as a side project so I can keep working on my mainline stuff. Please enjoy.
    The editing process for this required a few conversions and strange technical stuff because of RUclips's downloading system, so you might see some slight visual oddities that I forgot to patch up entirely.

    • @rhyscallinan4402
      @rhyscallinan4402 3 года назад +3

      Thanks for the vid. Have a nice day/night

    • @oneyeet
      @oneyeet 3 года назад +3

      Now you have to play postal 3

    • @Whittyman24
      @Whittyman24 3 года назад +3

      Wait, Max0r, you live in Washington??

    • @badhat8612
      @badhat8612 3 года назад

      @@oneyeet no

    • @oneyeet
      @oneyeet 3 года назад

      @@badhat8612 yes

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard 2 года назад +651

    Fun fact: a review for this game when it came out called it: "worse than boxed syphilis" and the developers actually used that as a tag line for the game.

    • @BoinguMcGoingu
      @BoinguMcGoingu Месяц назад +2

      syphilis prime
      “this box… to hold… ME?”

  • @InvaderMEEN
    @InvaderMEEN 3 года назад +1937

    "gary coleman is the perfect soldier because of his small hitbox" -the developers of postal 2, probably

    • @Arksword
      @Arksword 3 года назад +69

      It's the Goldeneye PTSD.

    • @bryuhMan
      @bryuhMan 2 года назад +7

      @@polinachidaeva But he is small so he is kinda harder to shoot

    • @cleversmart0303
      @cleversmart0303 2 года назад +1

      @@bryuhMan Technically you can shoot him like any other NPC, if don't focus too hard on his model.

    • @Gregsusername
      @Gregsusername 2 года назад

      But he does look really funny with machine gun

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 2 года назад +4

      @@Arksword Ahhh, the good ol' Oddjob strat.

  • @saltnpepper764
    @saltnpepper764 3 года назад +2755

    The petitions are actually so that Max0r can convince Hololive to get him a collaboration with virtual RUclipsr Tsunomaki Watame.

    • @a_common_weeb
      @a_common_weeb 3 года назад +137

      Please he wants it so bad
      An it would be chaos

    • @niyazikoken8836
      @niyazikoken8836 3 года назад +53

      Tsunomaki maxor start-o

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 3 года назад +63

      P L E A S E

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 года назад +56

      I can only imagine Watame playing Postal 2

    • @saltnpepper764
      @saltnpepper764 3 года назад +107

      ​@@federalcasemaker
      Watame after murdering the entire population and peeing on their dead bodies:
      "Watame wa warukunai yo ne?"

  • @seagullsays5831
    @seagullsays5831 3 года назад +2204

    This is definitely me when people don't want to sign my petition.

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 3 года назад +10

      You shoot them with a kitten on your gun as a silencer?

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin 3 года назад +6

      @@OrificeHorus 18 year late joke

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 2 года назад

      Can you sign my petition

    • @localdumbass9355
      @localdumbass9355 2 года назад +1

      *WILL YOU SIGN THIS PETITION OR WILL IT BE YOUR SURVIVING FAMILY MEMBERS*

  • @BlitzedNostradamus
    @BlitzedNostradamus 3 года назад +1385

    "WHY DO THEY HAVE GUNS!?"
    It's Arizona, dude.

    • @mistertimber9124
      @mistertimber9124 2 года назад +13

      As an person who lives in Arizona, this is the most peaceful day

    • @lucasfunke6657
      @lucasfunke6657 2 года назад +7

      It's not a day in Arizona without the risk of nuclear war due to the heat

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 года назад +20

      @@lucasfunke6657 . . . Are you sure it’s not that patrolling the Mojave makes them wish for a nuclear winter?

  • @Kay_213_
    @Kay_213_ 3 года назад +572

    “It’s banned in Australia. That’s all you need to know”
    *Oh okay...wait-*

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад +50

      According to a commenter you can still get it on Steam, so that means either the ban has been lifted or it's not enforced

    • @fellowfan23
      @fellowfan23 2 года назад +7

      Yeah you can still get it on Australian stream for $14.00

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 Год назад +2

      @@ArcturusOTE yeah, you just can't get a physical copy.

  • @yumnits2946
    @yumnits2946 3 года назад +475

    "This game is banned in Australia"
    Ah, so it is a video game. Good to know.

  • @kribblton
    @kribblton 3 года назад +419

    To think he took Krotchy down. Incredible.

  • @karolkowalski3363
    @karolkowalski3363 3 года назад +857

    "Postal 2 is banned in Australia"
    Sad Rimmy and Gmanlives noises...

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 3 года назад +8

      Well not only in Australia. And the film is way worse. :D

    • @ChristianBMundy
      @ChristianBMundy 3 года назад +23

      It ain't banned in aus. I got it on steam.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад +29

      @@ChristianBMundy That means the ban has been lifted

    • @jazzster1234
      @jazzster1234 3 года назад +7

      Tfw it isn’t banned tho.

    • @jakethompson4092
      @jakethompson4092 3 года назад

      @@jazzster1234 yea, i have it in my library

  • @Sotergarm
    @Sotergarm 3 года назад +500

    Ah, Postal 2 is a classic. I don't know of a game that has replicated this scale of mayhem.

    • @Brian-qg2qw
      @Brian-qg2qw 3 года назад +34

      postal 4 is trying at least

    • @JinteiModding
      @JinteiModding 3 года назад +28

      Ace Combat Zero kinda did, especially in the Mission called
      You guessed It
      Mayhem

    • @SophieHesper
      @SophieHesper 3 года назад +4

      Mercenaries 2 World In Flames did a damn good job at it and its world destruction

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 3 года назад +5

      You still can't lewd a hat loli in it.

    • @franonimusman4520
      @franonimusman4520 2 года назад +6

      Cruelty squad? May even be more insane

  • @jankosi6882
    @jankosi6882 3 года назад +561

    When is the watame collab

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 3 года назад +47

      you know that is probably going to be the last video. where can you go after you peak?

    • @idrilek
      @idrilek 3 года назад +81

      When Max0r join HolostarsEN

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 года назад +11

      @@idrilek He'd probably actually try out for that if Cover created it.

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 3 года назад +8

      @@0g0mogosepikworld31 Well, open a subreddit and review memes every week I guess... there are a few options.

    • @justtherabbithole2577
      @justtherabbithole2577 Месяц назад

      ​@@nicolasa.3192 Question.

  • @Dorfuto
    @Dorfuto 2 года назад +301

    I don’t know why Australia banned this game, it’s clearly an accurate representation of what the average Arizona Man goes through each day.

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a Год назад

      Australia just hates Arizona in general.

    • @joogled1839
      @joogled1839 Год назад +5

      It isn’t banned, I live in Australia and own it.

    • @ibegream5854
      @ibegream5854 Год назад +14

      @@joogled1839 Amateur, I live in east side and I own slaves

    • @joogled1839
      @joogled1839 Год назад

      @@ibegream5854 lmfao

    • @tfgenobatssasin1788
      @tfgenobatssasin1788 Год назад

      It got banned in Malaysia so uhh, pretty rare for that country to ban games

  • @torgcob3173
    @torgcob3173 3 года назад +424

    little known fact this entire game takes place in and around jacksonville florida and is based on a true story

    • @andytothesky
      @andytothesky 3 года назад +72

      I live in Jacksonville and you know, that fits

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 года назад +22

      Civvie11 says otherwise. Its set in Arizona.

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 3 года назад +11

      It's somewhere in Nevada

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 года назад +47

      @@doomyboi Arizona, Nevada, basically the same thing.

    • @Mr.Mousey
      @Mr.Mousey 3 года назад +4

      Wtf Was the actual event ?

  • @StarDustTF2
    @StarDustTF2 3 года назад +377

    Its weird how Postal 1, 2 and 4 exist, but 3 doesn't.

    • @StarDustTF2
      @StarDustTF2 3 года назад +4

      Coco

    • @sapphiredawn5773
      @sapphiredawn5773 3 года назад +3

      There is a fourth one?

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 3 года назад +21

      no there was a third one, no one plays or talks about it though

    • @sapphiredawn5773
      @sapphiredawn5773 3 года назад

      @@30cal23 well dont call it 4 then

    • @blitzkrieg1098
      @blitzkrieg1098 3 года назад +66

      @@sapphiredawn5773 There is a 4th one in early access. It's clearly not finished, but still pretty fun.
      Postal 3 might just be the worst game ever made on the Source engine, though. Hunt Down the Freeman was unironically better.

  • @kaiserslavaniaashur1623
    @kaiserslavaniaashur1623 3 года назад +44

    “I did crack by mistake” That’s what they all say

  • @AJ_Tauros
    @AJ_Tauros 3 года назад +160

    I seriously thought that “Postal 2” was just Max0r’s joke at saying “Portal 2” 😂

  • @croissant876
    @croissant876 3 года назад +67

    Postal incident 704-Minute [REDACTED]: MaxOr goes and talks with the abyss, the void called him back saying "[REDACTED]"

  • @Harmonmj13
    @Harmonmj13 3 года назад +129

    This stream was so much fun, sad the full VOD was banished to the shadow realm

    • @DrIsis
      @DrIsis 3 года назад +14

      I will give anyone who can acquire it my entire savings

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 года назад +15

      @@DrIsis You cant. He deleted it because of personal issues that came up during stream.

    • @romaindesmarais9975
      @romaindesmarais9975 3 года назад

      @@npswm1314 what issues?

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 3 года назад +3

      @@romaindesmarais9975 Personal info.

  • @ytgehtingsberg5941
    @ytgehtingsberg5941 3 года назад +53

    glad we got highlights in place of the C U R S E D VOD

    • @FestusOmega
      @FestusOmega 3 года назад +3

      I would kill to have that vod

  • @TacBans
    @TacBans 3 года назад +27

    "Max0r goes on several crime sprees and watches gary coleman fight off federal agents"

  • @liamcook9220
    @liamcook9220 3 года назад +19

    "Postal 2 is banned in Australia"
    That's how u know it's good

  • @lyrikpiano2617
    @lyrikpiano2617 3 года назад +19

    This game is a fucking fever dream

  • @VoidsEclipse
    @VoidsEclipse 3 года назад +61

    I'm glad I recognized that first donation, after all, Watame did nothing wrong, right?

    • @Felix-ve9hs
      @Felix-ve9hs 2 года назад +4

      The sheep never did, and in fact, will never do anything wrong ever

  • @bradleyhicks7252
    @bradleyhicks7252 3 года назад +33

    This can't be good for me, but I feel great!

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 11 месяцев назад +3

    Postal 2 is all about witnessing a world long since gone mad, and the slow creeping horror and delight as you realize you might as well go mad with it

  • @dongordon2754
    @dongordon2754 3 года назад +10

    Thanks for uploadong this. I really enjoyed reliving memories of the best CBT I have watched in quite some time.

  • @atgm4063
    @atgm4063 3 года назад +62

    I miss Maxor when he played with the hat loli :(

  • @spideysquestionablyusedcha5069
    @spideysquestionablyusedcha5069 3 года назад +34

    Ah, the UMP9 dono gif.. A man of true culture I see.

  • @carl3693
    @carl3693 3 года назад +27

    Postal 2 AI feels more alive than Cyberpunk 2077s and is somehow more intelligent too

  • @ZettXXII
    @ZettXXII 3 года назад +27

    Damn your content is lit lately, nice work.
    I had my fun with Postal 2, but the expansion pack "Apocalypse Weekend" broke me, it really gave me a bad trip with all the insane visuals and sound effects.

  • @Shinransa
    @Shinransa 3 года назад +12

    I didn't expect Postal 2 to become an accurate representation of 2020

  • @ValerieYK_
    @ValerieYK_ 3 года назад +53

    Alternate title: A typical day in America

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 года назад +6

    glad you included the part where the church is taken over by an isolated incident

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 3 года назад +3

    I haven't been crying from laughter like this in a long while

  • @savior7238
    @savior7238 3 года назад +2

    Nothing like a Max0r video to start my day

  • @OneEquineShedASingleTear
    @OneEquineShedASingleTear 3 года назад +9

    Played through Postal 2 recently so this was nice to see

  • @travision9105
    @travision9105 3 года назад +8

    the new cyberpunk update looks amazing I love what they did to the graphics

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 3 года назад

    I just recently subscribed and the first new upload i see of you is from one of my favorite games of all time

  • @randomguy7176
    @randomguy7176 3 года назад +42

    By Allah can someone tell me the song at 4:20. Haha funny number.

    • @GuilhermeBapAlmeida
      @GuilhermeBapAlmeida 3 года назад +2

      Hey guys, this song is a Nasheed, so I found it here ruclips.net/video/WAU3rrS3NZY/видео.html

    • @agnostosmitsos20
      @agnostosmitsos20 3 года назад +1

      You can only find it on SoundCloud . Type "Hamas 2015 nasheed"

  • @Anonymous_Hayabusa
    @Anonymous_Hayabusa 2 года назад +4

    I hope we get an incorrect summary of this game somday. "Postal 2: Gary Coleman Simulator"

  • @sebastianzebrak6548
    @sebastianzebrak6548 3 года назад +10

    This video actually seriously legitimately gave me a nosebleed. worth tho

  • @JimBurly
    @JimBurly 3 года назад +5

    1st half of the stream, doing everything. 2nd half fighting Crotchy

  • @westnekon2106
    @westnekon2106 3 года назад +6

    See you guys again in 3 years

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 года назад +1

      Why? It's not like he's SovietWomble.

    • @westnekon2106
      @westnekon2106 3 года назад +1

      @@TheGuardDuck
      You got a point.

  • @rockaedward
    @rockaedward 3 года назад +1

    YOOO maxor has the UMP9 bongo as the dono animation. a man of culture, I see

  • @pinkamenadianepie8609
    @pinkamenadianepie8609 3 года назад +5

    *Well this was a surprise*
    _I require more_

  • @pork_on
    @pork_on 3 года назад +2

    Don’t know why but I enjoy your humour way too much

  • @joshuaroa8503
    @joshuaroa8503 3 года назад +1

    I need more of this!!!!

  • @aurelianus1308
    @aurelianus1308 3 года назад +5

    Great stream, I remember killing it by telling you that you had unknowingly entered apocalypse weekend and hours more awaited. Excellent use of 2 USD

  • @agent7176
    @agent7176 3 года назад +1

    I love the donation animation!

  • @Condorito380
    @Condorito380 3 года назад +2

    Now you have me wanting to go back and play Portal 2. Not quite how I remember it.

  • @toastycheesecakesforme1460
    @toastycheesecakesforme1460 9 месяцев назад

    First thing I thought when I saw your Elden ring video was “this guy would do a good postal voice” so it’s funny to see you played this.

  • @Blaza303
    @Blaza303 Год назад +4

    It just hit me that Max0r sounds exactly like Postal Dude

    • @-Poka-
      @-Poka- Год назад

      Kinda, Max0r has a little higher tone of his voice

  • @bunniteeth7155
    @bunniteeth7155 2 года назад +1

    This is the average life of max0r

  • @Gregsusername
    @Gregsusername 2 года назад

    "they have GUNS" ooooh best sound clip

  • @dipsonbabz2210
    @dipsonbabz2210 9 месяцев назад

    i love that at 5:00 rebel path plays

  • @krakixel
    @krakixel 3 года назад +4

    Reminder that RWS had a board on the chans dedicated to them with the release of Paradise Lost and shitposted more than any other.
    RWS are certified madlads.

  • @TheLazerCat
    @TheLazerCat 2 года назад

    Outro music is "I Am... All of Me" by Crush 40

  • @bucktheduckk
    @bucktheduckk 3 года назад

    Love This already

  • @meltedWax169
    @meltedWax169 3 года назад

    I seriously enjoyed this.

  • @3rr0r4o40
    @3rr0r4o40 3 года назад +1

    I was there for the krotchy coup, it was both pain and beauty

  • @bigbad75_YT
    @bigbad75_YT 2 года назад

    You should make more stream highlight's this is hilarious

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 2 года назад +4

    Fun Fact: Due to a loophole. Postal 2 is available through Steam, as are many other banned games. Source: Am Australian.
    It would appear that game was banned form being sold in stores. So if Postal 2 gets a console port like the first game, it might get banned... again.

  • @onionhat9141
    @onionhat9141 3 года назад

    sounds kind of like swagger souls when he raises his voice

  • @noahdimario1379
    @noahdimario1379 3 года назад +1

    This can’t be good for me but I feel great.

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 2 года назад +1

    >Banned in Australia.
    >Still available for Australians to purchase from steam.

  • @lennonkane7603
    @lennonkane7603 3 года назад +1

    Well I missed most of the stream but at least there's this

  • @lane3166
    @lane3166 3 года назад

    Hi max0r! Ive been loving the vids recently. i have to ask is there more arma 3 content on the way? Much love

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  3 года назад

      Unfortunately nah, sorry. I’ve played Arma 3 for about... 6 years now, on average once a week with my group, oftentimes twice. I’ve played it for so long I no longer enjoy it.

    • @lane3166
      @lane3166 3 года назад

      @@Max0r Oh yeah i havent realized you've been doing arma for so long, the videos are just pure gold :D Its understandable and i respect your decision, looking forward to future vids!

  • @backo7533
    @backo7533 3 года назад

    The best game of my childhood

  • @irlatrek6134
    @irlatrek6134 Год назад

    Is my first time seeing Maxor's face, and I've never seen someone with more face of a Maxor in my life

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Год назад +1

    I regret nothing.
    - Postal Dude

  • @rogaldorn605
    @rogaldorn605 3 года назад +1

    0:32 "also funny french voice" meanwhile the tts being italian
    Me an italian: please everything but french, *gets triggered*

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 3 года назад +46

    Just signed a petition.
    Oh my jpeg dog.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇭🇰🇺🇸

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 3 года назад +1

      Friendly reminder to burn Osea to the ground

  • @ibelieveingaming3562
    @ibelieveingaming3562 3 года назад +2

    I want every single youtuber to play this game

  • @maxhornby6592
    @maxhornby6592 Год назад +1

    At 6:01 Max0r sits the ADHD way (one knee up) which confirms what everyone knew by just watching his content

  • @halo25assassin45
    @halo25assassin45 2 года назад +1

    I read the title as Portal 2. Boy, was I in for a surprise.

  • @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91
    @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91 2 года назад

    bruh that's not fair you can't just hit me with that endoplasmatisches Retikulum

  • @AHH_IM_DYING
    @AHH_IM_DYING 3 месяца назад

    "This game is only as violent as you make it"
    The game:

  • @wanaplay6923
    @wanaplay6923 Год назад

    " I did crack by mistake " just playing postal 2 feel's like that.

  • @OpNigel
    @OpNigel Год назад

    I need you to sign this petition

  • @leetsUpr3m3
    @leetsUpr3m3 3 года назад +1

    This is the third time you put Morshu in a thumbnail, Max

  • @tiy-ee1075
    @tiy-ee1075 2 года назад

    2021 is my favorite year.

  • @Mark6O9
    @Mark6O9 2 года назад +1

    "You think you can take Krotchy down?"

  • @MrAaol1
    @MrAaol1 3 года назад

    MORE PLEASE

  • @haydenTenno-
    @haydenTenno- 2 года назад

    Fuck that cyberpunk music fits so well and sounds so good

  • @Fueledbystardust
    @Fueledbystardust 4 месяца назад

    With
    *Coleman’s! Crew!* 🗣️

  • @jameswidjaya2970
    @jameswidjaya2970 3 года назад +2

    I wonder if there will be an incorrect summary of AC4

  • @Felix.Fictus
    @Felix.Fictus 3 года назад +6

    "garry was totally justified in committing tax fraud"
    yes, as are we all.

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 года назад

      Based. Taxation is theft.

    • @desertdude540
      @desertdude540 Год назад

      "Have you heard? There's some lunatic running around lighting people on fire and stuff. The police can't even stop him. Useless bastards! I should stop paying taxes."

  • @CyphenRozulus
    @CyphenRozulus 2 года назад +1

    Hold up this isn't portal 2
    but this is probably what happens outside of portal 2

  • @kingofflames738
    @kingofflames738 3 года назад

    At first I read the title as Portal 2 and was expecting some nice gameplay with some memes. This wasn't what I expected at all.

  • @Jahsizzl9
    @Jahsizzl9 3 года назад +1

    “Omg was that ThE bItE oF 87”

  • @gorfeld8880
    @gorfeld8880 3 года назад +13

    As someone who bought this game in australia off of steam, i can say its a fucking great game.

  • @Bryan21381
    @Bryan21381 2 года назад +1

    Give a good bet, the postal 4 incident. XD

  • @SeanCityNavy
    @SeanCityNavy 3 года назад +2

    As a Former Resident of the Eastern Washington City of Spokane, the county seat for the County of Spokane, I can confirm that we have a Religious Milita being trained by a Spokane Representative

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 года назад +3

    I love your TTS. Fills the gap in my soul that was left when Zentreya turned her robot dragon back on Mother Russia.

  • @bulgar7446
    @bulgar7446 3 года назад

    big pp energy for you and this amazing piece of a game

  • @TheProphetOfThePan
    @TheProphetOfThePan 2 года назад

    Thats the most postal thing ever "i just wanted an autograph but i did crack instead"

  • @ABZ7891
    @ABZ7891 3 года назад +3

    Damn, what's the track when the Krotchy fight begins at 4:55 ?

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 года назад

    *stop clapping, stop clapping!*
    Protester: *so you have chosen death*

  • @NovaShiggy
    @NovaShiggy 2 года назад

    You deserve millions of subs