“Cortana Ooh-Na-Na!” - HAVANA PARODY SONG

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024
  • When in doubt, just ask Cortana.
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Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  •  6 лет назад +798

    why unoriginal people are so famous,and gold channel like this dont get recognised

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  6 лет назад +198

      RUclipsIlluminati

    • @HondaOdyessy
      @HondaOdyessy 6 лет назад +14

      Exactly

    • @chucklesdeclown8819
      @chucklesdeclown8819 6 лет назад +19

      Crap algorithms

    • @ercole1488
      @ercole1488 6 лет назад +10

      **Ali-A intro plays in the background**

    •  6 лет назад +6

      @@SAMTIME i appreciate you replying,keep up the great work

  • @nashpickens22
    @nashpickens22 6 лет назад +603

    I'm a simple guy. I see SamTime I like

    • @88tx
      @88tx 6 лет назад +2

      *SameTime

    • @88tx
      @88tx 6 лет назад +2

      oh wait, youtube isnt autocorrecting his name again?

    • @Rileydoesstuff
      @Rileydoesstuff 6 лет назад +1

      So true

    • @ashokkumarsaxena7867
      @ashokkumarsaxena7867 6 лет назад +2

      Nassir Refai I appreciate your simplicity

  • @therealdaddychew
    @therealdaddychew 6 лет назад +422

    Will never be able to listen to that song again without hearing those words 😂

  • @lukasmurmann625
    @lukasmurmann625 5 лет назад +130

    I love how he sings with full confidence even though he's completely tone deaf

  • @GrandMasterDSA
    @GrandMasterDSA 6 лет назад +314

    Duuude, you had like all the questions I have. 😂😂
    But like, THIS IS GOLDEN CONTENT!!!! HOW HAVE YOU NOT GONE VIRAL YET.......???
    DANG ILLUMUNUTTY

    • @jamb660
      @jamb660 5 лет назад

      ok buddy

    • @railpwn1268
      @railpwn1268 5 лет назад

      @@jamb660 haha i have found you noob eckss dee

    • @jamb660
      @jamb660 5 лет назад

      @@railpwn1268 don't make me eat you

  • @kavinduthathsara4300
    @kavinduthathsara4300 6 лет назад +1313

    Samtime deserves more recognition.....who else agrees to this?

  • @nintenjoeee
    @nintenjoeee 6 лет назад +88

    The difference between a hedgehog and an echidna is one is blue and the other is red.

    • @ok-jg8vh
      @ok-jg8vh 6 лет назад +2

      this is so underrated

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 6 лет назад +1

      So like Mario and blueuigi

    • @Bloodray19
      @Bloodray19 6 лет назад +2

      Also, the echidna knows da wey

    • @aliceargentino1991
      @aliceargentino1991 5 лет назад

      Joel Abraham when u see a flash profile pic * likes *

  • @Sacchidanand
    @Sacchidanand 6 лет назад +833

    Major question - How to uninstall Cortana?

    • @Sadewoo0
      @Sadewoo0 6 лет назад +16

      Dont use windows

    • @neetachaturvedi4162
      @neetachaturvedi4162 6 лет назад +51

      Delete System 32

    • @socerest
      @socerest 6 лет назад +33

      Ask cortana

    • @socerest
      @socerest 6 лет назад +9

      Or prevent Microsoft from making halo

    • @Sacchidanand
      @Sacchidanand 6 лет назад +5

      Sadewoo, Windows as os doesn't have to have Cortana.
      There are people who prefer Windows because of many reasons including gaming and other.
      But forcing Cortana is bad. You can't uninstall. It works in background all the time.

  • @hanaahanaa3523
    @hanaahanaa3523 6 лет назад +37

    Waluigi in Smash is the ONLY way to stop diarrhoea, and that's why I always have diarrhoea...

  • @goldy_on_pc930
    @goldy_on_pc930 6 лет назад +239

    this is what you hear after death

    • @coolcatTF2
      @coolcatTF2 4 года назад +5

      Golden Life Gaming I’ll be fine with that

  • @CK-ur2ev
    @CK-ur2ev 6 лет назад +59

    God bless this glorious man!

  • @schenzur
    @schenzur 6 лет назад +25

    Sam has been so stubborn over the years, he has been on RUclips since so many years and even during the lows he never gave up and continues to produce quality content.

  • @whytho9350
    @whytho9350 3 года назад +18

    To this day i still mistakenly call Cortana while mumbling this song 😭😭

    • @whytho9350
      @whytho9350 3 года назад +1

      That's probably the only time i activate her lmao

  • @misakghazaryan
    @misakghazaryan 6 лет назад +33

    Microsoft should use a version of this for Cortana's marketing, this would actually be really good. Obviously with changes

    • @noahsakko1778
      @noahsakko1778 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, maybe with a slightly more competent singer…

  • @lewissonn6239
    @lewissonn6239 6 лет назад +89

    "Does my cat have a belly button?" 😂😂

    • @bensinger7014
      @bensinger7014 6 лет назад +2

      Does it?

    • @salad4776
      @salad4776 6 лет назад +2

      @@bensinger7014 all mammals do... Its between a male cats nipples

    • @1cecreampize197
      @1cecreampize197 5 лет назад +3

      @@bensinger7014 yes

  • @ABC-in2le
    @ABC-in2le 4 года назад +10

    “So, what kind of music do you listen to?”
    “Its uhhh... complicated”

  • @sam297
    @sam297 6 лет назад +34

    It's funny but my ears are bleeding 😢

  • @rickbhattacharya2334
    @rickbhattacharya2334 6 лет назад +35

    Now that's called original entertaining content

  • @ariaa8362
    @ariaa8362 6 лет назад +112

    Update Windows song is going to be great

  • @nicht.constantin
    @nicht.constantin 6 лет назад +47

    I wanna know how to replace Cortana with Clippy

    • @DeanStuff
      @DeanStuff 6 лет назад +1

      Simple! Just upload a video on 9/11 of Clippy murdering her, and the effects of the video will stay, meaning Clippy now lives on your computer and you also get a new Cortana corpse! I did that in 2016!

    • @bshowers1979
      @bshowers1979 6 лет назад +1

      Download office 95

    • @jaco3351
      @jaco3351 4 года назад +2

      Ask cortana silly goose

    • @jaco3351
      @jaco3351 4 года назад

      @Nika ok let me uninstall clippy rq

    • @jaco3351
      @jaco3351 4 года назад

      @Nika Why am i a fogg

  • @grantcai5971
    @grantcai5971 4 года назад +8

    I appreciate this. 100% real, no autotune and any of that rubbish. Lyrics are clever too.

  • @REX-jt6fl
    @REX-jt6fl 6 лет назад +31

    Make a Spotify

  • @aidanm3334
    @aidanm3334 6 лет назад +7

    This song is amazing. Whenever I hear the original now, I just think of the lyrics from this song. Keep up the great work Samtime!

  • @4idiots263
    @4idiots263 3 года назад +8

    I noticed that someone else did a comment on the answers to all these questions... Well im going to do the same thing but I'm going to ask Cortana. The results from that comment were googled, but now we will see the responses from Cortana herself.
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    16. I found this for you (Flex Tape can repair a broken pipe, leaking roof, a hanging car bumper, leaking pools, campers, RV’s and even put together a boat that was sawn in half, from Bing)
    17. Sorry, I'm not able to help with this one.
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    20. I found this for you (Next up is ensuring that Edge isn’t set as the default browser or default program for other file types, such as PDFs.
    Press the Windows key
    Type “default apps” and press enter
    If Edge is listed as the default browser, change it to something else, like Google Chrome or Internet Explorer
    Select “choose default apps by file type”
    Scroll through the list and change any Microsoft Edge entry to another program, like a different web browser or PDF reader (depending on the file type), From Bing)
    21. Sorry, I'm not able to help with this one.
    22. Here's what I found for you. (While your cat does have a belly button, it's not prominent and often difficult to detect. During your next cuddle or grooming session, look for a small 5 mm scar near the base of your cat's ribs that resembles a bald patch. If your kitten has puffiness surrounding their belly button, he or she may have an umbilical hernia., From Bing.)
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    26. I pulled up the definition of "pseudonym." (A fictitious name, especially one used by an author, from Bing)
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    Treat your diarrhea with Loperamide hydrochloride, if you obtain the consent of your physician. This is an over-the-counter medication that slows down the motility (spontaneous movement) going on in your intestines, thus stopping your diarrhea. Do not take this medication if you are feverish., from Bing)

  • @lolagepwned
    @lolagepwned 6 лет назад +37

    We need a "How to dance to Cortana Ooh-Na-Na" video

    • @merrrrice
      @merrrrice 6 лет назад +2

      take cocaine and start recording with a green screen behind you

  • @cortana5208
    @cortana5208 4 года назад +14

    There are 422 milligrams of potassium in a banana

  • @lachlannaughten3967
    @lachlannaughten3967 6 лет назад +46

    Hell yeah sam great video

  • @xdspider6757
    @xdspider6757 4 года назад +2

    I asked Cortana all these questions...
    My computer turned into Sam’s computer

  • @smashpilot6355
    @smashpilot6355 4 года назад +7

    Me: Hey Cortana, what´s the weather in Hong Kong?
    Cortana: Did you mean: set the Microsoft Edge as a default browser?
    Me: ...

  • @the101player
    @the101player 6 лет назад +36

    One question we always ask Cortana:
    Cortana oh na na,
    How much potassium in a banana
    Difference between a hedgehog and a echidna
    How many seconds in an hour cubic meters in a shower
    Cortana oh na na
    I need to know it’s a gif or gif
    And where to make one
    How did one guy play all of those biffs
    And talk to himself
    Why isn’t Zena spelled with a x?
    Can you please tell me
    What does Aya Yaya Yaya even mean?
    Did she sleep with Hercules
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Ummmmmmm........
    Does anyone know what’s next? I’m lost.
    Yes:like this comment
    No:comment this comment

    • @ognjenpetrovic2577
      @ognjenpetrovic2577 4 года назад

      does hot glue stick to plastiiic shud my poop be elastic

    • @skankhunt4207
      @skankhunt4207 4 года назад

      @@ognjenpetrovic2577 oooooooooooooh

  • @LuxuryFedora
    @LuxuryFedora 5 месяцев назад +4

    After 5 years, Cortana got deleted... :'(

  • @marianairimia2422
    @marianairimia2422 6 лет назад +124

    better than havana

  • @ercole1488
    @ercole1488 6 лет назад +56

    Reject Window$ botnet
    *Install Gentoo*

  • @Cart1416
    @Cart1416 Год назад +4

    Good song but Microsoft wouldn't like the edge part

  • @ihsan9253
    @ihsan9253 6 лет назад +12

    Cortana why can I not stop watching this video

  • @andrewchiffs4817
    @andrewchiffs4817 6 лет назад +17

    The dancing is Drake approved

  • @JackWeller
    @JackWeller 6 лет назад +5

    When your crush says French is the most romantic language: 1:02

  • @clover6619
    @clover6619 5 лет назад +5

    My step dad heard me playing this and he asked me how wierd the internet usually is :P

  • @Sugalishere
    @Sugalishere 3 года назад +3

    I swear I forgot the original song because of this, 2021 and still here again. 🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @AliShaikh-ez8ir
    @AliShaikh-ez8ir 4 года назад +2

    Me:Watches one of your songs
    RUclips for the rest of my life:Fills recommendations with these random songs

  • @ronkumar2847
    @ronkumar2847 6 лет назад +5

    This should be viral

  • @donis3
    @donis3 4 года назад +1

    I just keep playing this every few days lol so catchy.
    love you man!

  • @birdsrule
    @birdsrule 6 лет назад +5

    How do I change the default browser?

  • @dl555
    @dl555 6 лет назад +5

    he's asking some really deep questions Cortana

  • @sagnikchakravarty5223
    @sagnikchakravarty5223 6 лет назад +3

    we want this on spotify.

  • @murtazasamiwala
    @murtazasamiwala 6 лет назад +1

    Superb man. I always enjoy your parodies 🔥🔥🔥

  • @granthardy7449
    @granthardy7449 6 лет назад +7

    I can never get to sams level of singing...

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 6 лет назад

      Ouch.
      He's a biit tone deaf, but still good, so, i'm sure you can do nicely.

  • @vanyasphonecollection4074
    @vanyasphonecollection4074 5 лет назад +2

    I like that he put an old Nokia phone

  • @KentoNishi
    @KentoNishi 6 лет назад +5

    The off-tune singing fits the theme so well

  • @kiannita1131
    @kiannita1131 6 лет назад +2

    Tbh I didnt get who was Cortana at first until I got a new computer 😂 an hour later

  • @joja2174
    @joja2174 6 лет назад +17

    how do i stop edge being the default browser 😂
    wait i actually don't know how 😂

  • @NightOrchids
    @NightOrchids 6 лет назад

    Lolol... That was Hilarious Sam.. Sharing It....

  • @bruhdepartment4971
    @bruhdepartment4971 6 лет назад +6

    Me when Im productive

  • @valentinoromac8428
    @valentinoromac8428 6 лет назад

    God bless you man. 😀 You deserve 10.000.000 subs. Best Channel on youtube.

  • @CinecomCrew
    @CinecomCrew 6 лет назад +9

    😂

  • @Real.eKolin
    @Real.eKolin 6 лет назад

    Holy shit. This was such a refreshment, personally the channel was starting to start to feel a bit stale, but now, wew.

  • @elijahpepe
    @elijahpepe 6 лет назад +4

    “What do you listen to?”

  • @henrykaung9064
    @henrykaung9064 4 года назад +1

    He is the best. He needs more subs and fans. So underrated youtuber!👍

  • @Plainapple287
    @Plainapple287 6 лет назад +4

    This is the amazing things I’m subscribed for.

  • @sharathshaiva
    @sharathshaiva 6 лет назад

    Your editing skills are amazing and this song is awesome

  • @Kirby420
    @Kirby420 6 лет назад +20

    I'm sorry to say Sam but Despacito 2 aleardy exists so if you want you can realise Despacito 3 or 4 I'm not sure hahahahaha

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde 4 года назад +1

    2020 version = "Corona Oh Nah Na!!"

  • @Creativboi
    @Creativboi 6 лет назад +6

    Yeah boi music!!

  • @Adamant9
    @Adamant9 6 лет назад +1

    Frickin Hilarious!!!! Absolute legend delivering the goods time after time!

  • @makisroumpas5512
    @makisroumpas5512 4 года назад +3

    You sang it wrong it is not Galaxy, it is Galux: Samsung’s CEO

  • @solid.9k
    @solid.9k 4 года назад +1

    I’m glad I found this channel

  • @vismaydharod313
    @vismaydharod313 6 лет назад +3

    If I could have, I would have liked the video 1 million times.

  • @socerest
    @socerest 6 лет назад

    This is too good for vevo. XD Nice Job samtime! When you become popular with millions of subscribers, I can say I was here from the beginning.

  • @aliceargentino1991
    @aliceargentino1991 5 лет назад +4

    Does my cat have a belly button

  • @MunchitoRamoncito87
    @MunchitoRamoncito87 6 лет назад

    WOW, thanks for making me bust out LAUGHING here at work LOLOL... I'm dead 😂😂

  • @jessehamis
    @jessehamis 6 лет назад +3

    Tbh better than the original

  • @daveystrongman
    @daveystrongman 6 лет назад +2

    OMG THIS IT THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
    SHARED WITH MY ENTIRE CLASS!

  • @Charlie59876
    @Charlie59876 6 лет назад +3

    I guess Windows decided to update when you got diarea.

    • @pbilk
      @pbilk 6 лет назад

      It knew you were going to be there for a while. 😜

  • @kaikanna
    @kaikanna 6 лет назад

    Sam I love your channel this video was more than I could have ever asked for .

  • @ALLEN-kf7cb
    @ALLEN-kf7cb 6 лет назад +7

    1:23 thank me later

  • @hagrid3083
    @hagrid3083 6 лет назад +2

    When is this available on iTunes o Spotify? This was amazing! Keep up the good work Sam.

  • @ff_crafter
    @ff_crafter 6 лет назад +3

    Best song ever

  • @hotchocolate8008
    @hotchocolate8008 6 лет назад

    I love this. Continue doing what you do.
    Please.
    Edit: also, of course the shamwow! Guy was that good.

  • @declanhughes9538
    @declanhughes9538 6 лет назад +22

    No views 1 like makes sense great song!

    • @Abkenn
      @Abkenn 6 лет назад

      Master Boom I was 1st lik

    • @chillshobe8147
      @chillshobe8147 6 лет назад

      i think you guys watched this the yokto fucking second this was uploaded.

  • @Segalcentral69420
    @Segalcentral69420 6 лет назад +1

    Plus you deserve more subs

  • @Mat383
    @Mat383 6 лет назад +18

    Edge is actually kinda good because it doesn't slow down from extensions as much on low end devices and Bing is also good because Microsoft literally pays you to use Bing.

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 6 лет назад +2

      I mean it doesn't let me watch RUclips

    • @Mat383
      @Mat383 6 лет назад

      Noah not trying to be a Microsoft fanboy, but for me it's actually much faster than Chrome and Firefox. Other browsers also slowed down significantly over the course of a few months. Edge didn't.

    • @Mat383
      @Mat383 6 лет назад

      Noah Indeed I have a shitty computer, but it's not as shit as the one you just said. It's an AMD dual-core CPU (up to 3.2ghz) paired with 4GB of ram. It's not the prettiest, but at least it has a GPU.

    • @bennycheca9426
      @bennycheca9426 6 лет назад +1

      Mat 383 let's just say this that any browser Microsoft makes sucks and that its only good for doing work and downloading firefox

    • @Mat383
      @Mat383 6 лет назад +1

      Communalcamp968 Lets just say that we all have different preferences and our damn browser choice shouldn't be effecting others.

  • @roseannepaulin6239
    @roseannepaulin6239 6 лет назад

    Oh my God! I love it when you dance Sam!

  • @brickspace8617
    @brickspace8617 4 года назад +4

    Camila Cabello needs to react to this.
    Edit: She should collaborate with Sam to rerecord this.
    Edit 2: What would you rather? Like for reaction. Comment for collaboration.

  • @ZaymbusSutherland
    @ZaymbusSutherland 6 лет назад

    Thank you Sam! Really cool

  • @vulcanhoruseus8409
    @vulcanhoruseus8409 6 лет назад +6

    Better than original!

  • @markgordon2660
    @markgordon2660 5 лет назад

    Katana ruelala you're so amazing man love it you inspired me to try to create my own channel Sam you in about a hundred of the RUclipsrs

  • @markiroto9395
    @markiroto9395 6 лет назад +3

    Cortanana oh na na i have diarrhea

  • @suprabrajbhandari548
    @suprabrajbhandari548 6 лет назад

    I miss your old nontech videos hahaha this reminded me of that

  • @sdfsdfgsdgdgdgdegdg
    @sdfsdfgsdgdgdgdegdg 6 лет назад +3

    1 st but not to comment

  • @erazet3084
    @erazet3084 6 лет назад +1

    *Master Chief is quaking*

  • @tyekeane
    @tyekeane 6 лет назад +3

    FIRST

    • @amreshkal
      @amreshkal 6 лет назад

      TinyTye your not I am check my comment

  • @siyacer
    @siyacer 6 лет назад +1

    Yes.

  • @suchismitachakraborty5653
    @suchismitachakraborty5653 6 лет назад

    Cortana ..o ..na na na... 😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😋 Listening to this 2nd time...so funny...

  • @Potato12320
    @Potato12320 6 лет назад

    You are awesome sam!

  • @lancevelarde7022
    @lancevelarde7022 5 лет назад

    1:00 OMG I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME DEAD SAM!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Nathan.150
    @Nathan.150 6 лет назад +2

    bixby memez...
    sam ur my fav youtuber

  • @SunnyCee_Events
    @SunnyCee_Events 6 лет назад

    This guy is maddd!!!😄😄 Great video as always 👍

  • @greyroo
    @greyroo 5 месяцев назад

    A perfect example of why being able to give only one thumbs up is not enough.

  • @ostitter_anondo
    @ostitter_anondo 6 лет назад +1

    nailed it... this is definitely going on my playlist...

  • @jordengx1
    @jordengx1 6 лет назад

    Well done Sam!