Diddy Is The Black Epstein | Jourdain Fisher | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • Whats up homies. I know Diddy is in the news a lot right now, but this set kind of happened on a whim. I didn't expect to do this material but I started riffing on it in the moment and it came out how it did. That's the joy of playing around with thoughts and exploring topics in the news. I don't know what's going to happen as more information about Diddy unfolds but these are some of the jokes I have on the matter at the moment. This set was recorded at The Comedy Cellar in New York City.
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  • @breebarry4422
    @breebarry4422 3 месяца назад +130

    The kids roasting was an unexpected snd hilarious angle😂

    • @andodamac6804
      @andodamac6804 3 месяца назад +10

      This hasn't gotten the respect it deserves and I don't understand it ❤

  • @willemparker5774
    @willemparker5774 3 месяца назад +78

    When he Said Stephen Hawking looks like a pug fucked a macbook. I was dying. Such a great set. This guy is so f****** funny. 👏👏👏

  • @mustaphakamara362
    @mustaphakamara362 3 месяца назад +83

    "They would roast your confidence back to the prohibition era"😅😂😂

  • @ToluAmore
    @ToluAmore 3 месяца назад +68

    "chicken tenders! chicken tenders!" lmaoooo

  • @kromaveil
    @kromaveil 3 месяца назад +49

    This is your most unhinged set yet, and I'm here for it lol.

  • @lipro511
    @lipro511 3 месяца назад +64

    Drake has been real quiet 😂😂

  • @geminiaxelrod4592
    @geminiaxelrod4592 3 месяца назад +58

    "A Minorrrrrrr" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Elyricist746
      @Elyricist746 2 месяца назад +2

      "Drake just gotta stand there and watch"
      I'm C'ingTFU😂😂😂😂
      o see the shit in my head

  • @FrankLucas415
    @FrankLucas415 3 месяца назад +29

    "Sean Johnson & Johnson" 😂

  • @jndenton1
    @jndenton1 3 месяца назад +33

    That Johnson&Johnson. A one joke was one of my favorite jokes ever. That was smart.

  • @Bdhstl95
    @Bdhstl95 3 месяца назад +61

    It’s like the wife of Ray Charles that said he used to beat her. The dude is blind! You can’t get away from a blind man? How good is his aim? Just stand in a corner n be quiet, then make a break for it. HE CANT SEE YOU!

    • @janerecluse4344
      @janerecluse4344 3 месяца назад

      Nah, he could smell you, I believe it. Daredevil ass-whuppins.

    • @Bedtimestoryes
      @Bedtimestoryes 2 месяца назад

      Yeah like be quiet and go sit in a closet, what he gone do? 😂😂 it’s crazy to imagine you letting him feel his way to your face to slap it 😂

  • @saul890
    @saul890 3 месяца назад +16

    Bad Boy , Bad Boy come out and play 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ToBucks
    @ToBucks 3 месяца назад +17

    This whole set has me dying😂

  • @lucygoat1308
    @lucygoat1308 3 месяца назад +14

    FEARLESS!! AWESOME, LIKE THE 90'S COMEDY.

    • @nancym5341
      @nancym5341 Месяц назад +1

      Yessss! The olden days!!! This Guy is just hilarious!

  • @ViennaGatewood
    @ViennaGatewood 3 месяца назад +23

    😂 Sean Johnson and Johnson

  • @browngoldthread1239
    @browngoldthread1239 Месяц назад +2

    ... almost spit out my food...😂
    ..warn me next time....

  • @MainOnTheTube
    @MainOnTheTube 3 месяца назад +11

    Hats of to you Sir you had me crying for 15 minutes and the video is 14 haha

  • @SidewaysBurnouts
    @SidewaysBurnouts 2 месяца назад +11

    tarantino fled to israel when his name got tied to epstein.

  • @maxxoutphoenix1608
    @maxxoutphoenix1608 3 месяца назад +6

    Charging the vibrator on the chair using him for a portable charger is diabolical

  • @tc9609
    @tc9609 3 месяца назад +8

    This video needs more likes. Very good set, love that, he don’t steer away from the, hard topics. 😂😂😂
    Stand on top of the steps 😂😂😂

  • @sb-b3071
    @sb-b3071 3 месяца назад +14

    Fk this set is savage. Ooooooft. 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-br6ix7qb1i
    @user-br6ix7qb1i 6 дней назад +1

    BBL DRIZZY! 🎶🎼🎼🎵😂

  • @janerecluse4344
    @janerecluse4344 3 месяца назад +29

    I've been calling Diddy "Blepstein" for a while now.

  • @millertime6
    @millertime6 3 месяца назад +10

    Not Steven Hawking 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LookListenLearnLive
    @LookListenLearnLive 3 месяца назад +7

    Oh my gaaahhddd, I fell out too many times😂😂😂

  • @michaeljude
    @michaeljude 3 месяца назад +4

    That was the most brilliant thing I’ve watched all week. Great job Jourdain!

  • @honestylowkeye1171
    @honestylowkeye1171 Месяц назад

    Love your stuff, dude. Can't wait for you to pop off so people can start taking issue with your jokes! Big hug from across the plastic seas

  • @americanninja1381
    @americanninja1381 2 месяца назад +3

    “Bad Boyyyyyy.”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @strikkmoez
    @strikkmoez 3 месяца назад +8

    That Hawking impression 🤣☠

  • @JamisonRelapse
    @JamisonRelapse 3 месяца назад +25

    “I’m not pro pedophilia!” Wild audiences are wild

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 11 дней назад

      That dude who made the "yeah but kids tho" is a fckin dumbass lmao

  • @marcoduvall4404
    @marcoduvall4404 3 месяца назад +6

    Eyyy new fan, keep it up champ. Salute. 🫡

  • @alexwelts2553
    @alexwelts2553 2 месяца назад +4

    Amazon changed quantity and you can buy 1 baby oil now, thanks to Diddy.

  • @Anibal-h2j
    @Anibal-h2j 3 месяца назад +6

    Reality can be so funny, if well said....TYVM Jourdain.

  • @boni_slinger
    @boni_slinger 2 месяца назад +2

    My kind of comic. Bro is a joke demon!..big up.

  • @JamisonRelapse
    @JamisonRelapse 3 месяца назад +4

    Bro Bro you’re hilarious. Subbed up

  • @thomasandersen5349
    @thomasandersen5349 Месяц назад

    I did the math, based on bottle size and pallet count, 1 pallet = 1440 300ml bottles of J&J Baby Oil w Aloe.
    When his home was raided, 1,000+ bottles were there still... meaning he barely got that pallet.
    This begs the question: how'd the sales rep respond when placing that order?? LOL

  • @h0rriphic
    @h0rriphic 3 месяца назад +15

    Chicken tender! Chicken tender! Chicken tender!

  • @TruStoriee
    @TruStoriee 2 месяца назад +2

    “Unknown comedian” sent me lol

  • @surrendering2within
    @surrendering2within 2 месяца назад +3

    SEAN JOHNSON & JOHNSON

  • @chrisyoung4399
    @chrisyoung4399 3 месяца назад +7

    Dawgs you going to hell for yhat stephen hawking impersonation lmaooo 😂😂😂

    • @arielperez797
      @arielperez797 3 месяца назад

      We jumping on that same bus with him

  • @ahappyguy7695
    @ahappyguy7695 Месяц назад

    I stepped away from comedy for a few years and it has been revamped by some great up and coming talents. Funny MFers still exist!

  • @InnerCityRocker
    @InnerCityRocker 3 месяца назад +4

    As A Former So Called Black Kid MySALF, He Aint LYIN' About How Black Kids Be Talkin'Shit About N-E & ERRRTHANG & ERRRRBODY!!! 😅😂

    • @mzzodiacc
      @mzzodiacc Месяц назад +1

      🙄🙄😒🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @paoloeichmann5609
    @paoloeichmann5609 Месяц назад

    Your gonna blow up, I can see it!

  • @EmileChill
    @EmileChill 3 месяца назад +5

    LOL kool aid and cheese

  • @JaMBizuh
    @JaMBizuh 2 месяца назад

    Ok, this guy is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @omegawynter
    @omegawynter 3 месяца назад +2

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonywoodruff4355
    @anthonywoodruff4355 2 месяца назад +1

    Cell Block 1….Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop!

  • @lucygoat1308
    @lucygoat1308 3 месяца назад +1

    HAWKING JOKE..BRILLIANT 😅😅😅😅

  • @maxxoutphoenix1608
    @maxxoutphoenix1608 3 месяца назад

    😂😂 say "take that take tht" enough

  • @internziko
    @internziko 2 месяца назад +1

    This reminds of a young Donald Glover. Great stuff.

  • @nicquigrrl597
    @nicquigrrl597 3 месяца назад +6

    Sean Johnson && Johnson def deserved better 😂

  • @ufcisfake1
    @ufcisfake1 Месяц назад

    This dude is hilarious hahaha

  • @jimidasaint67
    @jimidasaint67 Месяц назад

    bruh 👑

  • @yamzNoBounce
    @yamzNoBounce Месяц назад

    Pug and a MacBook is WIIILLD

  • @greenbean1967
    @greenbean1967 Месяц назад

    Diddy Epstein 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ragantate3995
    @ragantate3995 3 месяца назад +2

    🤔…. The last time they demanded a list and brought it public, was when they took Heidi Fliess.

  • @JoshuaMallory
    @JoshuaMallory 3 месяца назад +2

    BAD Boy

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 Месяц назад

    Chicken tender😂

  • @insanealpaca
    @insanealpaca 3 месяца назад +2

    hilarious

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 3 месяца назад +2

    The “new” list.

  • @JamisonRelapse
    @JamisonRelapse 3 месяца назад +1

    KILT🔥

  • @browngoldthread1239
    @browngoldthread1239 Месяц назад

    7:06😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ConanDuke
    @ConanDuke Месяц назад

    Mo money, mo problems.
    MO = Method of Operation

  • @bamboowomandancing
    @bamboowomandancing 2 месяца назад

    Yes!

  • @sharriceowens913
    @sharriceowens913 7 часов назад

    he sound just like him lmao

  • @JONQPiD
    @JONQPiD 2 месяца назад +1

    Epstein probably diddled Diddy.

  • @goddessofthecosmos
    @goddessofthecosmos 2 месяца назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LuciferMorningStar80003
    @LuciferMorningStar80003 Месяц назад

    If drake gets locked up I'm gonna get big ass speakers and blast not like us outside the prison for hours till the police tell me to leave🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxstravagar
    @maxstravagar 3 месяца назад

    Jourdain I saw you on the P. diddy tapes... You should hide. Lol

  • @helperboy5020
    @helperboy5020 27 дней назад

    the stephen hawking was hillarious. People didnt seem to like it though, unfortunately

  • @nicoldavis-johnson7080
    @nicoldavis-johnson7080 Месяц назад

    It sounds hilarious but sad. Hopefully justice will be served.

  • @beverleyreid563
    @beverleyreid563 Месяц назад

    What do you think Diddy is doing at this exact moment (Bad Boy? Come out and play). I died. Jourdain is really funny.

  • @shekinawashington
    @shekinawashington 3 месяца назад +2

    Yeah, I think bro a monster, BUT I do think they amping quite a bit

  • @angelgarcia1025
    @angelgarcia1025 Месяц назад +1

    Snoop Dog AND
    Deon Sanders......

  • @OscarTurner-lc7xo
    @OscarTurner-lc7xo 3 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @khariodub8182
    @khariodub8182 2 месяца назад

    Ik its a joke but Im still trying to see how Diddy and Epstein are the same.

    • @beemonique8466
      @beemonique8466 2 месяца назад +2

      Huh??? You can't connect to dots?? Seriously??

  • @indiesuperneogenesis
    @indiesuperneogenesis 2 месяца назад

    😂🎉

  • @csweetpeach
    @csweetpeach 3 месяца назад

    Naaah lml @ Diidy baby oil the reason y the Johnson Johnson vaccine sucked 😂😂😂

  • @joselito456
    @joselito456 17 дней назад

    I don't know why people show up to comedy shows and always have some stupid anti whatever shit to say ruining the comedians performance, to all the sensitive people thank you for ruining comedy and stay your asses home................

  • @jerryp2433
    @jerryp2433 Месяц назад

    Dude you're a missing voice in comedy right now.

  • @greaternysailing8088
    @greaternysailing8088 3 месяца назад +1

    Epstein is the white Jay Z, Beyoncé, Usher, Drake, R Kelly, and Diddy. Nothing to brag about homie.

  • @marcopolo4371
    @marcopolo4371 3 месяца назад +2

    😂🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @misterdaddy4240
    @misterdaddy4240 3 месяца назад +1

    1150 SH is.o diff but even more sadistic..think about it who would have.more hate n their heart someone like him with his disabilities and leave able tonlove like a man, run like a boy, lol with a hal cuz she actuallynlikes you not ur money therefore SH is no surprise henis on that list

  • @meredithmar
    @meredithmar 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂