Yes, he's funny. So like.. is it true that you can't keep dogs outside anymore? Like crazy freakish neighbors will report you? Because I am 100% sure that it's perfectly fine to keep any dog that is larger than a bragging-rights-sized Christmas ham OUTSIDE. Dude. Many many dog breeds are working dogs. It's what they are for. Hunting and herding and guarding cattle. And you know where they live? OUTSIDE
This was wayyyyy funnier then I thought it was gunna be , not saying i didn't think it was gunna be funny but this dude absolutely kills me in the morning talk show he co-hosts. Dudes a comedy genius , this was that kind of funny 🤣 😂 😆
My wife gives everyone books. She thinks it’s the coolest gift they’d never expect. Nobody reads books they don’t have time for and didn’t choose. Nothing stops her.
Absolutely crushes it. Man you need a Netflix special. Keep grinding. You r comedy gold. Like woman say "you go Queen".."You go KING". Feel free to use that. Great Job.
I'm so proud to say that I met Rafe in person! The Rizzuto Show held a movie event in October, the movies they showed was The Goonies and The Lost Boys. I didn't go to see The Goonies, but I went to The Lost Boys. I met everyone on the Rizzuto Show including Rafe. He looks big on camera, but holy cow he's a huge guy in person, I'm surprised he hasn't been in any body building competitions. Everyone in the Rizz Show team was super cool and chill, I asked all of them if they could autograph the back of my phone. It's been almost 2 months, and the signatures are still there! A little bit faded but still visible and awesome! Rafe wrote "Happy bday! **signature**"
Oh my god 🔥🔥🔥 1. The #2 Show hat. 2. The bad gift joke… I cannot WAIT for the updated version that includes the Chicago birthday story, hahahaha (perhaps Tina’s real gift was an unexpected heap of new material all along) 3. The “nine people out of *seven thousand”* + visual gag did not get the recognition it deserved 4. Credence Clearwater Revival 😂 5. The closer was SO GOOD 6. Way to go, Rafe-I am so proud of you for all of the success you’ve been gaining in your career. You’ve worked hard for it and you deserve everything you’ve got coming to you! Side note: I know that bringing up the Rizz Show outside the context of Rizz Show-related media occasionally seems like a bit of a faux pas, but I’ve been a listener since 2015 and a Team Rizz member since 2017-the show is the best it’s ever been. I met Rafe at Rizz Show Live 2 and have loved the guy ever since-I hope this gem has all of the success he could ever want! 💖
It's funny how accurate that story is. Also, how society emulstes it as well. When i was growing up, kids were forced to go outside all day to play wherever in the world you wanted to. My parents didn't care, and you came home for dinner. Now, kids are forbidden to go outside and have a multitude of health issues. Diabetes was extremely rare, allergies were rare, and kids were tough. Kids now need emotional support, animals, and have medications to help with sleeping.
This man said "snikt" when talking about wolverine. Only those who really read the comics would know what that is but ill tell ya - its the sound his claws make when they come out.
You were right when you joined the Rizz show and told people to give you a chance, that you’d grow on us. You’ve grown on me so much. I think you’re such a good person and wildly hilarious. I can’t wait to see you reach the top and have a Netflix special.
This was great, had me laughing from the start. 😂 Everything I expected after hearing him on the radio and his podcast(The #2 Show). Looking forward to more from him.
I do remember our old outside dogs. They were the best. Last one was named Buster, looked like a chocolate lab, but he was mixed with something else. He’d want to fight anything bigger or browner than him that came in the yard. He absolutely hated the UPS guy, and regularly killed raccoons and other stray animals. Buster Brown would also bring home most of a deer about once every two years during gun season. He also almost ripped the leg off of a shop worker that approached my baby sister when she was playing in a sandbox when she was about 2. He got to sleep in the house when it got below freezing, and ate the same brand of dry kibble and kitchen scraps from the day we got him till the day he died. Thanks to Rafe for helping me bring up fond memories of that old mutt.
GREAT set. Loved this guy. When I was little, I _did_ have an outdoor dog named Oreo, and I hated it that he was on a lead in the backyard. We lived on an army base and I kept letting him off of his chain, which led to my dad’s only ever court marshal. He sent me the records where it says he was reprimanded for not keeping “pet canine properly secured” LOL. Oreo was an outlaw RIP buddy.
Gotta admit, his look in the thumbnail did have me worried. Had to "check out what his deal was". 😂Turns out, this is the funniest DTC set I've seen in a while. Very well crafted, with some amazing improvisation on top.
I was opposite, I'm 1st gen 🇺🇸 born to 🇯🇲 immigrant so I had all "inside pets" first then when living in 🇯🇲 for a while we had a coupe of outside 🐔 in the backyard that I also treated as pets! Needless to say I was mortified the day my aunt pinned one under a pot, chopped it's head off, then lifted the pot for the body to pop up & run around headless 🥲 I secretely cried while plucking her in hot water like I was told lmao But I will say that hand-raised chickens are bussin compared to steroid injected store bought ones 💯
@ I don’t believe this tale at all. Nobody in Jamaica is chopping dogs heads off. If you are talking about chickens, then I can definitely relate. Witnessed the chicken massacre of 2004 in Clarendon Jamaica at my grandparents home. It was a good Christmas dinner and none of us kids cared 😊
The painting is a great gift! You can get away with having your picture up and can be like yeah my mom commissioned that for me. It would be just rude not to hang it.
Damn this dude is awesome. Old school, story telling style. Had every single person in that audience fully engaged.
Neo Andrew Dice Clay. Great set.
"Old school"? Shows you don't know shit about anything.
Yes, he's funny. So like.. is it true that you can't keep dogs outside anymore? Like crazy freakish neighbors will report you? Because I am 100% sure that it's perfectly fine to keep any dog that is larger than a bragging-rights-sized Christmas ham OUTSIDE.
Dude. Many many dog breeds are working dogs. It's what they are for. Hunting and herding and guarding cattle. And you know where they live?
OUTSIDE
The fact that the Rutherford bit was unplanned is crazy 😂😂😂😂
“Touch of the ‘tism “ 😅
We all have a touch!
@ that is so true. Unfortunately, I’m too old. I didn’t get to claim it in time to be able to tap out from being an adult.
This was wayyyyy funnier then I thought it was gunna be , not saying i didn't think it was gunna be funny but this dude absolutely kills me in the morning talk show he co-hosts. Dudes a comedy genius , this was that kind of funny 🤣 😂 😆
I am honored. Now for a as many people as you can to watch this so I can have dinner with Dave Chapelle!
The cock-eyed kids 😂😂😂 Great job Rafe!
Grandpa Bill spittin Knowledge
Rafe Williams is officially my new favorite comedian this had me DYING. Absolutely made my day thanks for the laughs!
This is an honor I do not take lightly!!! 🎉
So hilarious!!! Rizz show team to support 😊😊😊 congratulations Rafe!! ❤❤❤
“Meeting the old fashion way, at the VFW” 😂😂😂 I’m dying. Can’t wait to see more!!
RUTHERFORD 👑🤣🐕🐶
Lezz go
My wife gives everyone books. She thinks it’s the coolest gift they’d never expect. Nobody reads books they don’t have time for and didn’t choose. Nothing stops her.
Hahahahah “Nothing Stops Her”
I love it although after reading most internet comments more people should read! Thanks for the watch man!
True love is giving knowledge
Absolutely crushes it. Man you need a Netflix special. Keep grinding. You r comedy gold. Like woman say "you go Queen".."You go KING". Feel free to use that. Great Job.
I will go King
Love that Rafe is blowing up. Saw him open for Tig Notaro and Patton Oswalt a few weeks ago and he absolutely crushed. His time is coming.
I'm so proud to say that I met Rafe in person! The Rizzuto Show held a movie event in October, the movies they showed was The Goonies and The Lost Boys. I didn't go to see The Goonies, but I went to The Lost Boys. I met everyone on the Rizzuto Show including Rafe. He looks big on camera, but holy cow he's a huge guy in person, I'm surprised he hasn't been in any body building competitions. Everyone in the Rizz Show team was super cool and chill, I asked all of them if they could autograph the back of my phone. It's been almost 2 months, and the signatures are still there! A little bit faded but still visible and awesome! Rafe wrote "Happy bday! **signature**"
Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for watching my guy! Now share it so I can get my star on Delmar!
@RafeWilliams great set!
"Culture moves forward. Grandpas don't." 😂
Haven't seen anything with that quality in awhile. And everything is good on this channel!
Yo this is the energy I am looking for!
Rafe, love it! Pork Steak Army soldiers, need to share this ASAP!!!!
PSA!
Oh my god 🔥🔥🔥
1. The #2 Show hat.
2. The bad gift joke… I cannot WAIT for the updated version that includes the Chicago birthday story, hahahaha (perhaps Tina’s real gift was an unexpected heap of new material all along)
3. The “nine people out of *seven thousand”* + visual gag did not get the recognition it deserved
4. Credence Clearwater Revival 😂
5. The closer was SO GOOD
6. Way to go, Rafe-I am so proud of you for all of the success you’ve been gaining in your career. You’ve worked hard for it and you deserve everything you’ve got coming to you!
Side note: I know that bringing up the Rizz Show outside the context of Rizz Show-related media occasionally seems like a bit of a faux pas, but I’ve been a listener since 2015 and a Team Rizz member since 2017-the show is the best it’s ever been. I met Rafe at Rizz Show Live 2 and have loved the guy ever since-I hope this gem has all of the success he could ever want! 💖
It's funny how accurate that story is. Also, how society emulstes it as well. When i was growing up, kids were forced to go outside all day to play wherever in the world you wanted to. My parents didn't care, and you came home for dinner. Now, kids are forbidden to go outside and have a multitude of health issues. Diabetes was extremely rare, allergies were rare, and kids were tough. Kids now need emotional support, animals, and have medications to help with sleeping.
Somebody gets the subtext!!! It’s good to know in a sea of moronic commenters a thinker still exists! Thanks 🙏
Great set all the way through. I’ll be keeping my eyes on this guy!!
Let's go!! Point listener here! Great video dude!
Good set! Hell yeah Rafe
Rizz Team Member 2021! Absolutely love Rafe! Congrats! You're cracking me up! 🤣
F*** like we on the Oregon trail 😂
This was the funniest I've seen on here in a minute 😂😂😂
The Creedence Clearwater joke had me dying 😂😂
I wrote that joke down on the corner
This man said "snikt" when talking about wolverine. Only those who really read the comics would know what that is but ill tell ya - its the sound his claws make when they come out.
Now I can go around gaslighting people and pretending i know more about wolverine comics than I actually do (ive never read Wolverine comics)
I’m the best there is at what I do bub, but what I do ain’t very nice. All complaints go to my lawyers at Landeau, Luckman and Lake.
You the man raf! Breath of fresh air on the rizz show. Bringing the funny to the show on the daily
This is the perfect man to lead the charge for our generations grandpas.
I am Spartacus
Just found this guy!!! So happy tht I did!! You are sooo freaking funny, real, and I am on the search for more of your clips!!!!
Man, I respect that beautiful mullet. Business up front, party in the back baby!!
California curtain.
Tennessee top hat.
You were right when you joined the Rizz show and told people to give you a chance, that you’d grow on us. You’ve grown on me so much. I think you’re such a good person and wildly hilarious. I can’t wait to see you reach the top and have a Netflix special.
❤
I really enjoyed this 🤣
Absolutely incredible. Laughed my ass off. This man should tell every story he knows for ten hours straight. He has a way with words.
Much love ❤️
Okay but all the don’t tell sets need to be this long now!!! We need MORE!!!! 🤩
As a southern Illinois native and a second generation teen mom, the relatability cracks me up! Rafe is hysterical! #TeamRizz
Rafe Williams is gd hilarious!!! I could listen to his stories all day!!!
This was great, had me laughing from the start. 😂 Everything I expected after hearing him on the radio and his podcast(The #2 Show). Looking forward to more from him.
Love Rafe!!! He never disappoints 😂.
You’re an amazing story teller! You got a new fan from New Zealand
Alright!! I am going to worldwide!
😂😂😂😂So funny! I love your mind Rafe Williams!!
Love it!! So happy I got to see this set live at the Funny Bone. Rafe is hilarious and I’m excited to see him getting some love ❤🎉
I do remember our old outside dogs. They were the best. Last one was named Buster, looked like a chocolate lab, but he was mixed with something else. He’d want to fight anything bigger or browner than him that came in the yard.
He absolutely hated the UPS guy, and regularly killed raccoons and other stray animals. Buster Brown would also bring home most of a deer about once every two years during gun season.
He also almost ripped the leg off of a shop worker that approached my baby sister when she was playing in a sandbox when she was about 2.
He got to sleep in the house when it got below freezing, and ate the same brand of dry kibble and kitchen scraps from the day we got him till the day he died.
Thanks to Rafe for helping me bring up fond memories of that old mutt.
2 weeks late to watching this, but totally worth it! Absolutely hilarious! Amazing job Rafe!
Loved your set, this was extremely funny
A touch of the tism.... my new favorite phrase to describe all of my friends. :)
From the denim tux to the mom story of bad gift giving, this guy slaps!
Love a bit of Rafe!
Thanks for the love now force everyone you k ow to watch this so I can buy a Ferrari!
Rafe is the man! Thank you for The #2 Show and The Rizzuto Show
So proud of you, Rafe Dean!
All the way to the top, pal! Buckle up! It’s only the beginning. Thanks for making me laugh daily. ✨
RDW ❤ LLR 4 EVA GYDS 😂
Hello fellow Rizz show fans
What's up Weirdo
Yoooooooo
Dudeeeee I didn’t know that was him. Tbh I didn’t know what he looked like.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIZZ
@@nicksprung8873it me
Love it! Rafe is hilarious
Chase that dream Rafe! Love it. Laughed my ass off!
You're the best Rafe!!! 🥳
❤❤❤ he’s my favorite player!!❤❤❤
Touch of the tis-um bless your heart that's an iron nail in a tin roof with love
Rafe is very funny I'm glad this channel introduced me him
The dog bit!! Omg!! 😂😂😂
Hell yeah Rafe!!!!!
My first time seeing this man. Holy HELL that was a polished set! 🙌 👏 🍻
GREAT set. Loved this guy. When I was little, I _did_ have an outdoor dog named Oreo, and I hated it that he was on a lead in the backyard. We lived on an army base and I kept letting him off of his chain, which led to my dad’s only ever court marshal. He sent me the records where it says he was reprimanded for not keeping “pet canine properly secured” LOL. Oreo was an outlaw RIP buddy.
Damn! Oreo the military brat dog
Great set, Thank You Rafe🙏👍🇺🇲
Awsumm!!!! can't wait to see you again....
Gotta admit, his look in the thumbnail did have me worried. Had to "check out what his deal was". 😂Turns out, this is the funniest DTC set I've seen in a while. Very well crafted, with some amazing improvisation on top.
Hilarious... Uncle Nyle can't wait to see it. He's a big fan !
Guys will see this and think, “Oh hell yeah”
Great job Rafe. I laughed my ass off
❤❤❤❤
The big one is a power bottom 😂😂😂😂
The Logan and Rutherford bits were incredible!!
Team Rizz coming in strong. The dump button would definitely be used a lot for this 😂😂😂 love this and you Rafe
I'm from Jamaica and growing up we didn't have an inside dog. All dogs were outside dogs until I moved to America 20 years ago 😂😂
I was opposite, I'm 1st gen 🇺🇸 born to 🇯🇲 immigrant so I had all "inside pets" first then when living in 🇯🇲 for a while we had a coupe of outside 🐔 in the backyard that I also treated as pets! Needless to say I was mortified the day my aunt pinned one under a pot, chopped it's head off, then lifted the pot for the body to pop up & run around headless 🥲
I secretely cried while plucking her in hot water like I was told lmao
But I will say that hand-raised chickens are bussin compared to steroid injected store bought ones 💯
@ I don’t believe this tale at all. Nobody in Jamaica is chopping dogs heads off. If you are talking about chickens, then I can definitely relate. Witnessed the chicken massacre of 2004 in Clarendon Jamaica at my grandparents home. It was a good Christmas dinner and none of us kids cared 😊
Great special Rafe! I’m a dog person and I loved the bit.
Rafe Williams is so good! I love his story telling humor!
Comedians in the line of fire everytime , respect to Rafe & all good comedians ,
Point listener here. Great Job Rafe! You never disappoint! 👏
Great delivery.
The f blankets crushed me. I remember watching a dog do that when I was super baked years ago and laughing til I cried 😂
Unfortunately not a Pork Steak Army or Rizz Show member, but I'm here to rep the Taco Johnnies!!!
He should do a special inside a taco John’s!
@@nathanlynch2705 That's definitely the move. Best grand opening in the history of Taco John's!
Can't believe i've never heard the phrase "piss boner" before. It's SO good
I was an 80’s kid and we called it a P.I.B. Piss induced boner. Hahaha
Shows your immaturity.
@@james1795 😅 It's a comedy show, lighten up luv
Our outside dog was named Whiskey. 🥃 lol
Whiskey survived the streets!
This dude rules. Country dogs ftw.
Childhood Dogs just built different!
Great set! Can't wait to see you live. Rizz can open, since he did a tight five once
Checking in from the Rizz Show, what's up Rafe!
Keep chasing your dreams you’re hilarious!
RAFE!! Congrats man!! Amazing as always!
You take that portrait and you have somebody paint Groucho glasses on it and now you have a fantastic conversation piece.
So funny and such an engaging story teller. Luv u Rafe!
❤ u too. Share this bad boy and force your friends and family to watch so I can run for mayor!
Butch, Bridget and Bear were the outside dogs we had now they had great names for outside dogs
Bridget had to take the Rutherford road!
Team Rizz 2024, love you Rafe!
This is my #2 push for you rafe!!!
Those puggles act like they are the biggest dogs around
Rafe killing it as always!
The painting is a great gift! You can get away with having your picture up and can be like yeah my mom commissioned that for me. It would be just rude not to hang it.
Not a bad idea!
Great job Rafe. Rizz show proud
This is amazing! Tears of laughter!
Rafe Dean Williams, this is amazing!!! 🫡😂
RDW salutes you!
One at a Time Boys 😂❤
😂 Loved this 🤪😆. So funny
Thank you!
3.5⭐️ out of 5⭐️ 😂
This was AMAZING new fan here! Wow just wow
I am honored. ❤
Great job!! Enjoyed it!
LOvE it!!! Very nice Rafe!!!