Man I remember watching this video back when I was 12. My mom was diagnosed with cancer and me and my siblings where in the waiting room for hours waiting for news. So much history here for me. Now I'm 18, my moms a survivor and my dad passed five months ago. Thank you smosh for getting me through some tough times..
"Five dollars he was rich" **Every 1st grader ever** Edit:A word cause apparently a lot of you come from the grammar police video Edit 2: I will take the L and leave quietly
Dear smosh, thank you for teaching me how to survive a burglary. Without your help I would not have been able to survive a recent burglary. I just moved in to a bad neighborhood and this educational video has kept me and my family safe. Once again, thank you, and tell sgt. Anous thanks, as well as happy veteran's day. -Noah
SMOSHH! you guys inspired us to produce our own videos and now we've just broke over 5000 subscribers. Just wanted to thank you for your hard work dedication and inspiration!!
I really really really like the bit where the burglar keeps on walking forward "erghh" Reminds me of the sir Lancelot scene in monty python and the holy grail when dramatic music is playing he is running over a hill in the distance. But it keep alternating between some mundane guards and that clip over and over again. Until Lancelot just appears out of nowhere, stabs one of the guards in the chest and runs off whilst the other one just says "hey, thats not very nice is it?"
SMOSHH! you guys inspired us to produce our own videos and now we've just broke over 5300 subscribers. Just wanted to thank you for your hard work dedication and inspiration!!
Are you sure their new videos have better quality and they started using more adult but not adult like at the same time and they have been using a studio more than their smosh house
+Katy Spaz now they have more actors i liked it when it was Ian and Anthony and then occasionally some other actors like Stevie and ians mom plus alot more XD
@z3n691 No, it won't be the same. Ever. That's something I've realized as I've grown. Everything changes, nothing will ever be the same. They're not the same people they were when this was made. Neither are we, but having rewatched this video, it's a timeless classic. The newer ones? Not so much.
the reason why i think is because back in the old days it was just them and than people thougth they were gay so they could not handle that so they got more people so people would not think that any more
+Sean Chiu Here's the thing; when the new members came in, Smosh had a low point (as shown by "6 People 1 Donut" and Food Battle X) but they've learned to use the extra people very well. This gave us "Worst Army Ever," "Hippie Grass Car," and Part Timers which are all amazing additions to Smosh.
It’s been 8 years and the “Assdick” joke is still one of my favorite jokes on this channel
Idk I still laugh at the morbidly obese quadrapelegic thing
I think about assdick all the time.
i think about assdick ALLLL THE TIIIME. B)
Man I remember watching this video back when I was 12. My mom was diagnosed with cancer and me and my siblings where in the waiting room for hours waiting for news. So much history here for me. Now I'm 18, my moms a survivor and my dad passed five months ago. Thank you smosh for getting me through some tough times..
Sorry for your loss
womp womp
Marathoning these videos. These videos were, and still are, classics!
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Not without Anthony
Same
@@علوشياروحي-د1نفللللف
Yeah I miss anthony
“Burglars always hate being killed.”
Pfft, I mean, you’re not wrong? XD
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A_noob 10 shut up idiot
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AvengedRitsuko
*”5 dollars....He was rich!”* 😂😂😂XD
Oh boy! I can buy almost a Happy meal :'D
5 dollars in 2019 worth like a fortune back in the 1980s
@YIRAN WANG *mcchicken
Lol
SHUT UP!!!
"Five dollars he was rich"
**Every 1st grader ever**
Edit:A word cause apparently a lot of you come from the grammar police video
Edit 2: I will take the L and leave quietly
The_Beef Boss Films thank you for grammar correction (Not Sarcastic)
Taht Weirdo Oscar زازظظززابحلى9قج003
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@@g_winz848 it's not a grammatical error, it's just a spelling error.
What is a dollor?
Lol that’s me 😂😂
Dear smosh, thank you for teaching me how to survive a burglary. Without your help I would not have been able to survive a recent burglary. I just moved in to a bad neighborhood and this educational video has kept me and my family safe. Once again, thank you, and tell sgt. Anous thanks, as well as happy veteran's day.
-Noah
Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
Someone’s daughter: 1:28
LMAO
Bb nbb
Naw that's messed up 😂
1:27
4:19
This video was very informative, thank you :)
WTF YOU WATCH SMOSH
@@markparis5951 who doesn't
Smosh is the oldest popular channel
Ahhh whatever
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I think this is probably my funniest Smosh video out of all of them, closely followed by Manspider. Ian as Sgt Anous is absolutely hilarious!
11 years later, it still is?
2:37 *Knocks*
"Girl scout cookies"
*U G a y o r w h a t?*
“Let’s try that again!”
Do you have the new punch flavor?
0:57 villans when the hero is transforming
IMPOSTOR!
Have you ever wondered if someone was actually trapped in their closet in a home invasion and watched this video?
Cool
Damn
*ASSDICK*
4:05 every noob in call of duty when they kill someone
It’s a shame new Smosh fans won’t ever know the name Anthony Padilla.
We must educate the new fans
Old or New you are only a true fan of Smosh if you know the man who yelled SHUT UP!!
@@GrootGosling ian
@@GrootGosling ian
@Daily Dose Of Stupitity oof we could say smosh got smashed
Ah the classic "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
And "Bullsh*t" "Repeated guns"
5 dollars HE WAS RICH!!!!
@@jetstreamsamsung1753 Bro I posted this 2 years ago how tf did you find my comment-
SMG4 sound effect
@@AudiDevv i didnt found it i though of it
SMOSHH! you guys inspired us to produce our own videos and now we've just broke over 5000 subscribers. Just wanted to thank you for your hard work dedication and inspiration!!
and now you guys have 800k:) glad you kept at it.
Good shit now he's Tommy craze
"Burglars always hate being killed..." didn't see that coming.
"Five dollars? He was rich!"
Five dollars to me is like a million.
Oh that me too my house is $4 worth, it's made out of cardboard and a bed made of garbage bags material and no back wall
SCP SuperFan damn bro you are loaded. My house is made out of my destroyed hopes and dreams
@@echoepsilon8909 Damn you guys have houses?
I’m so glad Sgt. Anous came back in a recent Smosh sketch 😂
Same!
3:44 my math teacher said the exact same thing
ItsGravityJo read. Not readed.
@@TheSpy149 GRAMMAR POLICE
@ItsGravityJo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its read bro when you say it its /red/
I aw you on how to get away with murder
Damn she’s racist
After all this time I am just now noticing that Ian had Fake Nails on the First Scene but Didnt on the Next 😂😂😂
This is honestly one of Smosh's funniest videos ever!!
Tito Acevedo me see what as see d as
I absolutely love Ian’s cop character
Sgt. Anous should donate his guns to the army since all the pistols he uses have unlimited amount of ammo.
I still feel like I will get in trouble by watching this around my parents
3:42: "I can't tell you 2 apart! All of you white people look the same!" LOL I died.
ليتبايابنبتلبنبتب بدي عربي بدي عربي بدي عربي وحساب عربي عربي عربي فرنسي عربي عربي عربي
345boneshoss jb
Ug
I'm uufuyyhityj89hjf
3:50
All those moments where Anous offs Anthony never get old
Always
Silently
Shut
Doors
In
Case of
Kleptomaniacs
Arceus Lord of Creation =ASSDICK
Slash assdick
Arceus Lord of Creation remember your A.S.S.D.I.C.K
Or AssDick for short!
Arceus Lord of Creation This Pokémon knows its assdick!
I really really really like the bit where the burglar keeps on walking forward "erghh"
Reminds me of the sir Lancelot scene in monty python and the holy grail when dramatic music is playing he is running over a hill in the distance. But it keep alternating between some mundane guards and that clip over and over again. Until Lancelot just appears out of nowhere, stabs one of the guards in the chest and runs off whilst the other one just says "hey, thats not very nice is it?"
I love how Sgt. Anous never runs out of bullets
PhanGirling Yandere LOL
Jj
It hink it is like anus
Cheat code
Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere
I’m so happy that they are back together 😊
0:43 anyone hear the fart if you have headphones on
Oh yeahXD
i got a google ad ;-;
but i heard it
I swear it's meant to be like dat
I heard it even without headphones
i'm here 7 years later because i was looking to see my first liked video ever and this was it. i'm proud
God I miss coming home from school and watching these everyday 🥺
0:43 who else herd that fart 😂😂😂😂😂
Me!!!!!
I did lol
I did
69th
I didn’t at first lmaooo
1:31 granny in a nutshell
How to not get killed by a robber:
sneeze on them
This is one of my favorite Smosh videos 😂😂😂
Dam 7ys ago
Sorry to tell u I’m from the year 2022 and yt has gone to shit
Now even doing so much as breathing wrong is now offensive
1:39 u have no idea how many times this has made me laugh in the last 6 years.
Back when Smosh was good
Just Cyanide agreed
Nikiforos Ekizoglou
Just Cyanide xD
Zo ,r PCT ABCD ABCD NCAA Champion 3D mbie_dude u, _W11
Just Cyanide ijjokkkkk
1:20 In the top left corner u can see the microphone. I just noticed that
I saw the microphone to 😄
I hate hiu
What?
I don't think so
SMOSHH! you guys inspired us to produce our own videos and now we've just broke over 5300 subscribers. Just wanted to thank you for your hard work dedication and inspiration!!
"4:22" This guy needs to reappear on the new Smosh LOL
I've laughed more times throughout this video than I have in the past 10 of the newest videos combined
YESS!!!!! They finally made a good one!!!!! Thanks guys, this brings back a lot of good memories from the old days!
0:30 “And now you’re dead! All because you were a dum dum!”
Who’s here in their 20’s trying to get that nostalgia
in 0:35 ian nails are long and pink!
Ew...
Yo didn't even see that,hmmm what a miss
;-;
Yeh wtf
Is ian gay?
A strange and nostalgic recommended section. Appreciated RUclips.
wow 5 dollars, Anous must have lived in mansion >D
The repeated shot of the burglar’s exaggerated sneaking is golden.
I almost shitted myself from laughter lmao
1st ever video i watched on smosh. It's sad that Anthony is leaving.
I miss 2010-2013 smosh :(
I liked it in its early years.
R.I.P
Smosh
2010-2013
Are you sure their new videos have better quality and they started using more adult but not adult like at the same time and they have been using a studio more than their smosh house
+Katy Spaz Who doesnt
+Katy Spaz now they have more actors i liked it when it was Ian and Anthony and then occasionally some other actors like Stevie and ians mom plus alot more XD
0:59
The way he Walks 😂
0:41 the way he says let's go and then farts, I love it lol
0:36 - Did anyone notice Sgt. Anous wearing nail polish?
yea hahah anois
Yes
yes
yes
Yeah gay
3:01- anyone else watching the newer Smosh videos and realizing that Ian still has this painting of Anthony?? Lmao
The painting was sergeant anous
Thats Ian in the costume and the photo 🤦♂️ new fan?
Sorry I must’ve looked at it wrong. Actually I’ve been a fan for a while now, I’m just stupid.
@@heatherk386 OK. Yeah wasn't trying to be insulting just asking but it happens I've confused people before
Anthony is the cute one but Ian is the hilarious one for sure ! love you Smosh
The Mannequin Challenge at is best 0:14
Emilio Lopez ikr
Emilio Lopez Lel
Emilio Lopez
Natasha Richards What?
Natasha Richards
Has anyone else been getting that 30sec unskippable metro PCS ad
Tomas L yes a lot and I Fukien hate it
Tomas L yes I got it so much I just want to rob the guy who created the ad
Sergeant_ Chris k
Tomas L i dis
The golden age of smosh in my eyes
in my opinion good smosh was from 2005-2013
If u dont like smosh then dont watch it smelly pice of sh*t
Savitr Chauhan he never said he didn't like it he just gave his opinion on when he liked them the most you dumbfuck
Everything they've done is good, but for me the best is 2009-2014
Ghillie's Assassin All Vids From Smosh Were Good For Me Until Anthony Cut Off His Emo Hair
,
3 things that happened to me today:
1. My friend told me he hates smosh
2. My friend got hit by a bus
3. I lost my bus drivers licence
Better run, Ian will be coming to arrest you.
Grumpy Wolf
*Sgt. Anous
POKEMON MASTER Jesus dude 😰
Grumpy Wolf No. He’ll come and shoot him 1,000,000,000 times 😁
You should have reversed back onto them.
Just to be sure that they are dead
“Five dollars?? He was RICH!”
Mood.
I miss this kinda Smosh. It’s just not the same now
Me too....
how bout now
@z3n691 No, it won't be the same. Ever. That's something I've realized as I've grown. Everything changes, nothing will ever be the same. They're not the same people they were when this was made. Neither are we, but having rewatched this video, it's a timeless classic. The newer ones? Not so much.
This would've never happened if he
Regionally
Accepted
Prior
Executive Documents
AKA RAPE LOL
lol
3:10 look at the face and lisen to the noise of the burguler
Ruth Breakwell lol deadbinside
@@chancemaynard378 xD
I have a way to defeat burglars
Spit saliva on your hands then CHASE THEM
What if they have gloves and you can’t touch them with the saliva
I actually shot a shotgun with a acrylic nails shot the s**t Out of my knees and my knees are faulty and crack like shit
Dont ask why
8yr olds be like
How I do it:use a reverse card
Hamburg's burglaring burglars are burglaring a burger burglar in a burglary. Great video by the way!
Well smosh you seemed to make my day better once again
2:09 sooo good
sussy cat
they should absolutely bring back those "how to x videos" like surviving or cover up something now that ian and anthony are back
The older videos from these guys; early to mid 2000s, were the best.
1:43 look at the reflection in the T.V
thats a painting
what the heck is that
That was so creepy
I laughed WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more than I should have at the "butternut squashed" part lol
You said "burgle" instead of "burglarise". I'm impressed.
3:50 - when you friend doesn’t believe you.
I remember Sgt. A nous from Grammar Police
U SUCK LORD ENDER
Thanks i get that alot
Lord Ender I don't think you suck. Deadpool's awesome.
Giovanni
Giovanni
A S S D I C K
That was so funny I screamed my guts out
I had the sudden urge to punch my computer monitor at 1:52. I then went to buy a new monitor and then wrote this comment 2 months later.
1:02 i still make the "e e e" joke with my best friend, there is 5 years tho'
I feel so bad for the guy who was mistaken as the burglar
1:58 that's a little kid stuck in the mailbox lol
Back when smosh was good
Yeah back in the good old days
So true
I’m on a nostalgia trip right now
It’s not just me researching smosh during Quarintine to remind myself how good life was back than😔
Thank, it's very useful.
Duc anh pro
Sgt anous' moustache went green at 4:40
3:45 Hallmark Christmas movie covers are the definition
4:15 JigglyPuff on cupboard
Who's still watching in 2019?
Me
Me
Me
Not me
Hello from the future
Who is watching this now that they have smosh back ?
Oh please please PLEASE!!!
Someone bring back this old smosh!!!
Childhood memories
0:38 Pause there, Sgt. Anous has fake pink fingernails 😂
He still didn't get killed by a bat, he got butternut squash'd
anthony just keep screaming like this 0:19
It's like the people in thief simulator
why doesn't smosh make videos like this anymore?
because fuck logic
+Rylan Ramsey littorly? xD
+Sean Chiu bcuz everyone is exited in captain america civil war
the reason why i think is because back in the old days it was just them and than people thougth they were gay so they could not handle that so they got more people so people would not think that any more
+Sean Chiu Here's the thing; when the new members came in, Smosh had a low point (as shown by "6 People 1 Donut" and Food Battle X) but they've learned to use the extra people very well. This gave us "Worst Army Ever," "Hippie Grass Car," and Part Timers which are all amazing additions to Smosh.