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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back at what has been going on around the world in the last seven days in the company of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Kerry Godliman, Milton Jones and Chris Washington.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 10 | BBC
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  • @sjinzaar
    @sjinzaar 4 года назад +182

    "Thats me in the corner". Perfect!

    • @jamiepayton1574
      @jamiepayton1574 4 года назад

      Sjinzar Austin, can you explain this joke?

    • @HidingAllTheWay
      @HidingAllTheWay 4 года назад +18

      @@jamiepayton1574 it's a line from "Losing My Religion", the most well known R.E.M. song.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 4 года назад +1

      That’s me in the spotlight.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 года назад +356

    Milton's first joke there depriving us in the comments section of our most common material

    • @slavkolinic6713
      @slavkolinic6713 3 года назад +5

      I swear i wanted to comment "Frankie Boyle" the second i saw the tittle

  • @aaryannarula1145
    @aaryannarula1145 4 года назад +206

    "This next act needs no introduction!" got me creasing 😂

    • @broadwaybitch2471
      @broadwaybitch2471 4 года назад

      It's Hercules mulligan

    • @TheStephrules
      @TheStephrules 3 года назад

      Seth MacFarlane (creator of Family Guy) actually did this when he hosted the 2013 Oscars

    • @BlueGlow26
      @BlueGlow26 3 года назад

      Why is this an unlikely line though? 🤔😅
      Is it that they always give a long introduction before each act?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +41

    I’m also in the R.E.M. photo, but I’m brighter as you can see. That’s me in the spotlight.

  • @idontwannaidontwanna7307
    @idontwannaidontwanna7307 4 года назад +64

    Milton.... Oh mate, that R.E.M joke was a belter.....

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 2 года назад +13

    My entry:
    "It's wonderful that the Royal Family think of everyone on their birthday. For example"
    *looking at Prince William*
    "When someone turns 100, they receive a letter in the mail from your grandmother. And when a young lady turns 16, they get a text message from your Uncle Andrew."
    You wanted UNLIKELY

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 4 года назад +82

    Trafficking joke😅

  • @thelostboymusic9971
    @thelostboymusic9971 4 года назад +48

    I watched this show live and can confirm I was the one that kept clapping longer than everyone else😂😂

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 3 года назад +7

    Prince Andrew stuck in trafficking 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelmcinerney5620
    @michaelmcinerney5620 4 года назад +29

    I forgot REM was a band for a minute there and thought they were talking about rapid eye movement.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +73

    My suggestion:
    And for our next act, Matt Damon will create a clone of one of his most well-known film roles every 60 seconds. Give it up for an act he’s decided to call... One Bourne Every Minute!

  • @Cryscorde
    @Cryscorde 3 года назад +69

    “Hello, I’m Frankie Boyle.”
    Oh, it must be “Unlikely things to hear on Mock the Week”.

    • @bcarter9252
      @bcarter9252 3 года назад +7

      Frankie didn't want to play by the broadcast rues and pulled the victim card instead.

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 5 месяцев назад

      Strange he has been on bbc for so many years rhen?

  • @Showmetheevidence-
    @Showmetheevidence- 4 года назад +62

    “And your announcer this evening... Dara O’Brien”.

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 4 года назад

      * Ó Briain

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад +1

      Pretty sure he hosted a Royal Variety Performance in the early 2000s.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +11

    Wouldn't it be hilarious if there was a comment which said 'Who's Frankie?'
    Oh, wait, there now is.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +2

      For what it’s worth, Frankie’s last episode came right before Milton’s first one.

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 3 года назад +2

    Stuck in trafficking. Lol

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +4

    I'm going to see Milton in Leicester in February.

  • @alternatethirteenth5594
    @alternatethirteenth5594 2 года назад +2

    "Unfortunately Prince Andrew is running late as he's stuck in trafficking"
    Damn

  • @sebastianalegria3401
    @sebastianalegria3401 4 года назад +12

    I enjoy watching Mock the week despite not being fan of the program, however I feel the need to watch it in order to improve my English level. So, lately I've been understanding English humour in a better way.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад +2

      If you enjoy watching it, then you are a fan of the programme.

    • @danimayb
      @danimayb Год назад

      That comment didn't make sense xD

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    And now the squire with a writing utensil, here’s pen and teller

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +23

    Next up, we have a Rosa Parks tribute act who is going to tell you what not to do with your seat on a 1950’s Montgomery bus if it’s for a white man. Give it up.

  • @ayecandyfilms
    @ayecandyfilms 4 года назад +13

    That hip-op joke had me dying 😂

    • @Purlee100
      @Purlee100 2 года назад

      Did you know, there is a group of OAPs in New Zealand who call themselves Hip-Op, they do Hip Hop and Rap, they have all had hip ops and are very funny. They have, in fact, performed internationally!

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +2

    It’s worth noting that Frankie Boyle’s last episode came right before Milton Jones’s first one.

  • @marcelloberry6829
    @marcelloberry6829 4 года назад +14

    This next act needs no introduction

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    Hello and welcome to a very special Royal Variety performance of Mock The Week, I’m Dara O’Briain.

  • @Liamella23
    @Liamella23 4 года назад +4

    "That silence was ******* eerie" Russel Howard- MTW
    Me watching this video ⬆️

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 4 года назад +4

    OMG - Angela Barnes is so funny. She's gorgeous too.

    • @arthurvasey
      @arthurvasey 2 года назад

      She thinks she’s ugly - but, for an ugly bird, she’s quite attractive - as is Kerry Godliman!

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 Год назад

    2.07. And there’s me thinking their one liners are all spontaneous.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +8

    With Milton’s four of clubs joke, can someone please explain where the clubs bit comes in?

    • @JoshuaCrockford
      @JoshuaCrockford 4 года назад +3

      It's a reference to a skit earlier in the show.

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад

      @@JoshuaCrockford Can you be specific?

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 4 года назад +2

      @@chestnutbloke305 He had these weird envelopes on his desk all with the number 4 in them.

  • @wimbledan
    @wimbledan 4 года назад +5

    Fancy pizza express in Woking after

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    Okay, okay who am I? “Yes and someday I’ll be king of England.”

  • @elonmask50
    @elonmask50 3 года назад +2

    Milton’s REM joke has got me loosing my Religion

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +6

    Thank you for attending tonight’s performance, here’s the cast of hamilton.

  • @CGrox2012
    @CGrox2012 4 года назад

    Milton you cheeky bastad HAHAA

  • @matthewwoodham295
    @matthewwoodham295 4 года назад

    The madonna joke was class

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 4 года назад +2

    Our headliner this evening is Susan Boyle. Our opener this evening is the crap dance team that beat Susan Boyle because no one wanted her as a headliner.

    • @zeden2924
      @zeden2924 4 года назад +2

      IlGreven -Stick to your day job.

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 года назад

    *Mock the Week* (S18, Ep 10; 29 Nov. 2019)
    Presenter: Dara O'Brien
    Team 1: Chris Washington, Kerry Godliman, & Ed Byrne.
    Team 2: Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis, & Milton Jones.

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 4 года назад

    LOLington LOLlipops!

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 4 года назад

    Why have they used Milton from the other clip in this thumbnail?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад

    ''Next up it's Danny Baker''

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    And here’s the headliner for tonight, the coronavirus

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +4

    This man has been writing a new album, sounds so much better than any heavy metal band. Here’s kanye west with songs from his heavy metal album.

  • @jakamneziak
    @jakamneziak 3 года назад

    as we trturn to the 90's here are REPUBLICa!

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 4 года назад +5

    Andrew was there with that women because his prince were on the bottle of wine

  • @DocDrowsy
    @DocDrowsy 4 года назад +1

    They really did frankie dirty in that first one

    • @bcarter9252
      @bcarter9252 3 года назад +3

      He deserves it

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад

      Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Milton’s first episode come directly after Frankie’s last one?
      Maybe he’s a little sore about that disconnect.

  • @TheJklay
    @TheJklay 4 года назад

    Is that samwise from lotr?

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 4 года назад +2

    Wait, this one's actually *new???*

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад +1

      It is, it's the last "proper" episode of the series. The next two episodes are compilation/outtake shows.

  • @t0xicvenm154
    @t0xicvenm154 4 года назад +6

    The guy in the thumbnail looks like a drunken Putin

  • @owenfitzgerald8944
    @owenfitzgerald8944 4 года назад +6

    They really cowered away from the Prince Andrew material.

    • @owenfitzgerald8944
      @owenfitzgerald8944 4 года назад

      @parrotprodigy productions I watched it, they should have went further

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 3 года назад

    Wrong thumbnail

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

    And now for your entertainment and my terror, I will now walk across this floor filled with mousetraps blindfolded and barefoot. But before I do I need a suggestion from the audience before I act out a scene.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

    And here’s your host, tom brady

  • @grannysweet
    @grannysweet 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣👍😎🐶🤯

  • @strayxxiii7601
    @strayxxiii7601 4 года назад +1

    Milton stole my REM joke. I've been doing that one for years! 😂

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

    Sorry I’m late, I was in the Dragon’s Den, so for your entertainment, I’m out.

  • @HRRN-gh3wj
    @HRRN-gh3wj 4 года назад +3

    Unfortunately prince Andrew will be late since he's stuck in trafficing
    Omg 😂😂😂

  • @auckman2281
    @auckman2281 2 года назад

    I guess you have to be British to get most of these jokes.

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 Год назад

      Helps if you followed the Prince Andrew case...

  • @OhNoNotFrank
    @OhNoNotFrank 4 года назад +4

    “And we’ve got Jeffrey Epstein with us in the audience tonight...”

  • @sephus99
    @sephus99 4 года назад +1

    and now the Duke of York's favourite dancers it's Jeffrey Epstein's Kinder Supplies

  • @anthonyyair4179
    @anthonyyair4179 3 года назад

    Lame...

  • @CMGaming9999
    @CMGaming9999 4 года назад +1

    I miss Frankie Boyle

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      Then you’re not aiming well enough.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 года назад

    I'm a Republican

  • @ritawing1064
    @ritawing1064 4 года назад

    The public laughs... but then they all drop to their knees in the mud as the gentry pass.. "gods bless their majesties"...

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      Republican scum.

  • @JK_JK_JK_JK
    @JK_JK_JK_JK 4 года назад +4

    Frankie Boyle would of done it better!!! 🙄

    • @SchwarzeWitwe2
      @SchwarzeWitwe2 4 года назад +15

      it's been ten years, you'd think people would be over it by now.

    • @bcarter9252
      @bcarter9252 3 года назад +3

      Frankie thought he was bigger than the show, he was completely wrong.

  • @NoosaHeads
    @NoosaHeads 3 года назад

    Simply not funny. Sounds like they've totally run out of material.

  • @stanochocki8984
    @stanochocki8984 3 года назад

    Why is 'Angela Barnes' Act nearly ALWAYS come-off as if she's on the Rag? LoL..LoL...Talk about some Freudian PMS ranting....HaHaHa....

  • @neshmiyaadnankhan9941
    @neshmiyaadnankhan9941 4 года назад

    That red head is not funny