Send this to your married friends.

[@deannad9105]

I think it is so sweet that the married person is at least trying to relate. Also, fuck tile countertops. They are disgusting!😂

[@providesomesoup5435]

As a single person I agree, they really are disgusting 😂😂😂

[@loribrid9632]

I know 🤣🤣

[@R3LF13]

Haha I came to comment tile counter tops are hideous though, and here it is top comment. 😆

[@BillPeschel]

yeahs, this is her first bit where I'm going, "Nah, girl, they're relating here."

[@jakemarie828]

​@@BillPeschelyeah this is my first time disagreeing with her I think.

[@vikingthedude]

I mean yeah who tf wouldn’t be pissed at getting countertop catfished

[@9godofthe6ix]

That has a ring to it lol. Need to coin this phrase

[@ClovertheUnburnt]

Ngl this is my fave comment I have seen all day... and I've been scrolling like a lil b*tch since this morning 😂

[@sergejdoll611]

And here I thought catfishing is only done by women. 😆 🤣

[@sergejdoll611]

And here I thought catfishing is only done by women. 😆 🤣

[@primrosed2338]

LOL

[@sunnyseason6543]

At least you now have a code for guy ratings. "Hey, how does he look?" "Oh, marble tile, maybe." "How much does he make a year?" "Vinyl."

[@MsAubrey]

That’s hilarious!

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

No, worse. Formica.

[@noreenelizabeth6617]

I dunno... tile is worse than formica. Cleaning tile is awful.

[@rowena.buehler]

This literally made me actually laugh out loud, I work at a flooring store and we also do cabinets and countertops and I just totally appreciate your joke 😂😂

[@sharifaa.8887]

​@@JenSell1626 oh god no- why! - did you tell me this!

[@AbongileT]

Same awkwardness between friends with babies and those who don't have any.

[@abandonablesnowman]

I’m starting to hate anyone who has a baby 😔

[@sonyap8253]

This

[@sonyap8253]

​@@abandonablesnowman I hate people who don't. When people who aren't parents say "I'm so tiiiiireeeeed"...kill switch. Honestly. Stfu.

[@dala5568]

Not even friends, when people bring their show off offspring into the workplace.

[@llkg9]

Or friends with "fur babies" who think that gives them insight into raising humans 😆

[@BFedie518]

I mean...It's a fair comparison.
Doesn't make it sting less.

[@bonnie1303]

It’s valid in that it’s her experience but also… does she know how she’s alienated herself 😂

[@frostfang1]

It's a privileged comparison.

[@iwant2haveu]

No bueno to put up misleading pictures tho.

[@EteamProductions]

​@@frostfang1 How is having a relationship a privilege literally anyone could have a relationship
You just gotta lower your standards a few

[@sidoniemany2339]

​@@EteamProductions lol

[@natecgames4612]

To be fair, tile counter tops sound like a carpet kitchen floor to me.

[@lindsayr6208]

I thought the same thing! 😂

[@khills]

When we were househunting, we came across the ultimate horror: fully carpeted room, by which yes I do mean ceiling and walls as well as floor, with an elevated hot tub in the middle.
I have never left a property so fast.

[@adriana27100]

@@khills lmao omgggg that sounds disgusting 🤮 it definitely was a swingers home from the 70s or something… I saw something similar house hunting, hilarious 😹😹😹

[@natashadavis2959]

​@@khills 🤢🤢🤢
Oh, no, no, no, no! I'd head straight for the shower and debate on whether the clothes I was wearing were worth keeping. There should be a mandatory notification for that, like with murders and meth cooking.

[@khills]

@@adriana27100 It was also up in a LOFT. That you could only access via a ladder!

[@lajeonit]

It's MUCH worse with single people who aren't looking and single people that are constantly dating lol... Like two totally different types of people

[@thissitesgay]

As a single guy not looking I find the other side hilarious. My buddy explained to me that it was about deciding what types of stupid/crazy you can live with. Religion or horse girls? Hard pass. Astrology? doesn't really hurt anyone so it's OK.

[@Amaranthyne]

As a “not looking” person, I was pretty brutal without thinking to a friend who is dating. She said she broke up with a guy she’d been dating for a while and my immediate reaction was “that’s great!”-because I genuinely believe it’s better to be single.
…and then telling me she felt guilty for breaking up with him right before his finals. I asked why she didn’t wait till they were over? She said she’d already put it off and my response was basically “that’s a shitty thing to do”…because it is.
On the other hand, I find most married couples don’t give me much crap for being single. Most of them understand the benefits of being single a lot better than I do!

[@justachannel8600]

​@@AmaranthyneReminds me when I was on college and met a friend on the way to a party.
Him: I'm a father now.
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Him: blank stare

[@Amaranthyne]

@@justachannel8600 I don’t feel that way about kids, but that’s still fricking hysterical 🤣

[@sandroribeiro7644]

As a non looking friend, I'm always the listener and the love therapist of my friends

[@Rachull]

Sounds like a skit from The Office where everyone is complaining about their kids and Andy is talking about how hard it is to have a boat.

[@necrojoe]

Or the one who butts in with a story about how hard it is to be a "mom" of two "fur babies".

[@abandonablesnowman]

@@necrojoe Nothing is worse than a fur baby person lol

[@sonyap8253]

​@@necrojoe omg kill me!

[@AbongileT]

Yes!

[@celestial5668]

Unbelievable...UNBELIEVABLE

[@joshuawiedenbeck6944]

As a married person, this comparison makes perfect sense.
Edit: To be fair to Taylor, I think her point was that she and her single friends were struggling to get past step one. Her married friends were trying to relate by talking about their step 3 or 4.

[@Luenysgo]

As a soon to be married person who has (unsuccessfully) used dating apps in the past, I second this.

[@Jessamineann]

I know, I’m like - that’s a perfect analogy😅

[@nezzee]

Personally, it's less like granite vs tile, and more so when you see the huge kitchen, then you get there and it's a galley somehow that managed to take a picture from the perfect angle to make it seem like a big kitchen. It's the same kitchen... But like... You REALLY made use of those angles, didn't you Darlene?

[@Last_Chance.]

Naturally

[@Last_Chance.]

​@@Luenysgocongratulations on your upcoming wedding sweetheart

[@Danka42]

"he was sort of tile" better become a thing 😂

[@psychochicken9535]

"Her profile was granite, but she was tile in person."

[@ACDBunnie]

That's what I'm saying!

[@SSPspaz]

As someone who is a relatively recent husband/dad but who was miserably single for over a decade past many of his friends, this is super relatable. Not only is the married friend humble-bragging, but tons of us are still unable to buy homes because we didn’t meet Mr. or Ms. Perfect at 20 years old, get married immediately, and have a decade of dual incomes to buy homes before the housing market became criminally overvalued.

[@Boi33-mc4hs]

It is SO criminally overvalued! That is the perfect description for the mess we’re in!!! 😢

[@SSPspaz]

@@Boi33-mc4hsI hate that is where you are too, but I’m glad to know it isn’t just me haha.
I have at least 3 different close friends who married just out of college from 2008 to 2010 at around 22 to 24 years old, where both them and their wife both had jobs, bought a house during the housing dip at like

[@xriegle]

“Brunch is not good anymore”

[@informationjunkie]

Was it ever?

[@revanamell1791]

​@@informationjunkie if you go to the white places.

[@revanamell1791]

@@informationjunkie yes

[@malcolmxxx86]

​@@revanamell1791who wants to even leave the house on Sunday mornings especially if hungover or you are in bed with the person you hung out with the night before

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

@@malcolmxxx86Dude, I totally would! That meal is like a fucking victory lap!

[@viandcupcait]

Bonus points if Hinge date was named Kyle

[@ari3lz3pp]

Never good when someone goes to seek Kyle. Especially when dude looks like tile. Lol

[@Akira282]

Hey, what did i do?

[@robertlewisjr.5389]

​@@Akira282 all Kyles are gigaChads sorry mate but that's the rules.
My cousin (Kyle) has proven that time and time again for me.

[@cheekychipolata]

And was meant to be Janet

[@bigdaddytruck3647]

my bf is named kyleee

[@shirin9452]

Like I’m mad about the tile countertops as anyone would be, but that-that does not compare to awkwardly meeting a stranger who disappoints and depresses you and makes you think you might die alone 😂😂😭

[@canonicaltom]

Yeah, I totally get that, I bought this 90 foot yacht and the hardwood deck boards were supposed to be walnut but it was actually cherry.

[@madcow3417]

I once bought a house with tile countertops. 10 years later. BAM! Herpes.

[@francistaylor1822]

Not 100 % sure they are related.

[@Jay-Zech]

@@francistaylor1822 Nah, they’re 100% related 🤣

[@GiSoldier559]

Dang. That sucks.

[@MichaelRicksAherne]

Thank you. I spit out my water on that.

[@jessicabradshaw3365]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

Come now, we have ALL been on a date with tile before.

[@claytoncourtney1309]

Not all of us. I never have been on a date with - oh ffs I'M the tile. :)

[@thomasmitchell4128]

If this isn't the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is

[@rebeccawhite3731]

is there something objectively worse than tile? like dirt maybe? vinyl? cardboard?

[@azutheboredcat2441]

⁠@@rebeccawhite3731Carpet. That’s the worst countertop I can think of

[@fobinc]

​@@rebeccawhite3731linoleum floor, or ikea anything in general.

[@CatDaddyx2]

I'd be mad af if I was gonna buy a house and they got some ghetto ass tile counter tops

[@GiSoldier559]

Ghetto? That was the style in the 80-90’s. Laminate is ghetto. Because it’s the cheapest

[@GiSoldier559]

@Jisoooya and I’m sure what’s popular now will look ugly to the next generation of homes. Everyone has the best taste according to themselves

[@cailin5301]

LEGIT used to live in a house, had tile countertops before we remodeled it. Quarter inch grout joints and everything. Guy was a tile layer and was saving money with leftover tile I guess idk. It also had a STUCCO shower, I kid you not. We weren't mad though, got the house really cheap so we just had to fix it up a little bit, not a big deal.

[@minxymoo2325]

​@@GiSoldier559 Tiles in kitchen is awful.

[@frostfang1]

Laminates the best anyways when it comes to minimal upkeep. Much rather that than having to do all the work to make me look like I have money. Long as it looks cute. Real ghetto is shit falling apart and missing and broken tiles because it's impossible to maintain at the income you have.

[@stariadreamtea]

This is funny but so true and insensitive. Reminds me of how some rich people talk in front of the poor. "oh I get how frustrating it is to live in an apartment!!! We wanted our second house to be an acreage, but corona happened so we had to stick to the very large house."

[@mundaneamazing]

FACTS!

[@Amaranthyne]

I’m single. I think this is a fair comparison.

[@Drewzdev]

Is your pic shopped? Are you the tile? There is no way you're that fluffy and cute.

[@Amaranthyne]

@@Drewzdev You caught me! 😂

[@domdom4478]

I’m not married and I’m single but I totally see myself making that comparison for some reason 😂😭 switching up countertops is BIG deal for people who love decor. Not as much as a person lying about their face I suppose… but big deal nonetheless 😂

[@Aelffwynn]

It's much more to do with cooking than decor. Granite is more hygienic and durable than tile. It's easier to keep clean. The grout in between the tiles can harbor bacteria, whereas granite slab can always be wiped clean. Granite is also stronger. You can put hot pans on it with no problem, whereas tile may crack.

[@domdom4478]

@@Aelffwynn wow didn’t know that! I’m gonna double down on my stance even more now. You clearly can’t be faking countertops like that 😂

[@kristendugas9797]

I'm a single renter, but the amount of aggravation and convenience in my day-to-day life means more to me than anything else and I would be much more appalled about those countertops, scouring these comments trying to figure out what it is that I'm also missing! WTF is happening here?!? Somebody's going to need to dumb it down all the way for me, because other than one person already having a partner while the other two haven't yet found their match, I'm not seeing anything else.
What? What is it? Spit it out already! 😂

[@domdom4478]

@@kristendugas9797 lol I know right! But I guess the serious of countertops are not likened to the serious of being catfished on a date..? Or maybe the married person made the other feel bad by talking about them reaching a relationship goal? I think I’m thinking to hard about this lol 😂

[@trevnti]

Idk I’d rather have a dude catfish me, replacing him is easy, replacing tile is expensive

[@proclaimer12]

As someone who has used dating apps and gone house shopping, they are a lot alike. One house had a tree growing out of the roof, and one date was living in a court-ordered rehab program. Those are about the same level of "fixer upper"

[@Amaranthyne]

Not at all. The house can’t chase after you.

[@HenrySomeone]

Lmao

[@LadyVineXIII]

I am impressed as heck that you managed to find both of those. Especially the first one. That is some shit luck, my friend.

[@bsullivan7]

That what you call a "Two Story House". It's one story in the picture, but a "Another Story" when you see it in person.

[@shuaibsaleem569]

HAHAHAHAHAHA God damn love her😂😂😂😂 this is something I'd complain about. THEY PROMISED ME GRANITE

[@alexmendez3681]

That brings up a good point. Why would Men use old pictures? You know she's going to meet up with you and realize you were lying. It's a waste of time and money. Wouldn't it make more sense and be more efficient to show what you currently look like and have her fall in love with that version of yourself?

[@gulsahkara]

Beautifully said.

[@akaemzett]

Imagine the guy tried and nobody was ever interested in his real picture?

[@alexmendez3681]

@@akaemzett I find that hard to believe. No matter how old or ugly, there is a woman for that man. But if it’s really that bad, fortunately there are things men can do to increase their physical appearance. The gym is one of those things. Shaving, good hair cut etc. so no excuses.

[@akaemzett]

@@alexmendez3681 The top 80% of women compete for the top 20% of men online, you don't even need to be ugly to not being in the top 20%, being less than 6 feet is enough. It's online dating, not the real world, where the old sayings might still apply...

[@mollygrace3068]

Women use filters, so it’s not that different. I think everyone thinks they’re putting themselves in the best light. Some people actually believe they still look like their pictures.

[@SimoneDePascalis]

Honestly can relate to both at the moment

[@anthonysmith778]

Taylor is such a cutie pie.

[@St3ph3rs]

Damn I feel attacked with my tile counter

[@dolcepescas6153]

I know right? I didn't realize my counter was so incredibly disgusting and terrible till this very moment!

[@sagejennings4342]

I'm gonna use this. That was fucking TILE

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

You’ve created a new term. Love it! Wish I had the social capital to make it viral. instead I’ll just use the term after my dates.

[@oddlittleangel2383]

The way all the people in relationships missed the point 😂

[@AStrangeWindmill]

The emotional intelligence deficit on display is genuinely worrisome.

[@AnthonyMackONE]

“Yeah, the comparison is apt. Me and the absolute love of my life had a similar experience buying our forever home! “

[@sonyap8253]

It's not different. 30 year mortgage is actually WAY more serious than your 35th 1st date this month babes 😘 best of luck tho.

[@juudonei4992]

@@sonyap8253 that's kind of the point

[@Stinkmeaner420]

​​@@sonyap8253 jesus, you sound like a top c u n t. No offence, babes😘

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

I always thought it was called “unhinged” and so never understood why people were surprised to have bad dates😂

[@legueu]

"Tile guy" is now a thing.

[@dawnlapka3782]

That whole bit was great!

[@JarrodZerr]

Hey tile countertops can a real deal breaker!

[@johndoe1175]

The married struggles are real!!

[@theelfchannel]

shes such a good story teller omg

[@marcaveli7791]

But how was the food? That's literally all I think about during brunch

[@njnjhjh8918]

it's the best part of brunch

[@necrojoe]

"So who did you go to brunch with?"
"Ummm. Hmm...er...marscapone-stuffed French toast and Spanish tortilla?"

[@m0nm0n]

Makes perfect sense... that person will one day be the one looking at houses online with hope & excitement only to realise the disappointment of it not being 'the one' & think back to that moment & realise the similarities if they ever re watch this.

[@imao6928]

That person probably already has a house

[@crystalthunderheart8895]

The last owners really took that countertop for granite

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

My friend was looking at houses with his partner. It was a multi-bedroom house and somehow the only bathroom in the entire house was * through* the master bedroom. You literally had to walk through it to get there. No second door or anything

[@meowscutie]

There was only one bathroom? 😐

[@kryshunter]

Sounds like the perfect match for a control freak.

[@gulsahkara]

@@kryshunter that’s actually really scary.

[@purplepixie274]

The eyes, said everything

[@AnthonyMackONE]

All the married people: makes sense. Pretty apt comparison. Reminds me of when me and my partner went house hunting
All the single people: makes sense. Hate when my married friends show up to our functions and everything seems to pivot back to their perfect married lives while I’m still single and eating TV dinners on a Netflix binge.

[@sonyap8253]

No one's life is "perfect" married. That's how you know you don't know. Stop being pressed. If you can't be happy for your friends happiness, you're a shitty friend. She was trying to find common ground and instead a bunch of yall chose bitterness and jealousy. But it's a mystery why some folks are single 🤔

[@AnthonyMackONE]

@@sonyap8253 My tone was sarcastic. I’m not pressed about my friends. And I’m well-aware that there is no perfect marriage. The whole point of this post, much like the original joke, is that married friends, even while trying to be relatable with their single friends, tend to circle back to stories and conversations about their marriages, like their adventures in searching for a home together. For friends comfortable and happy with being single, this is no problem. For friends who are searching for a partner, those constant nuggets about their friend’s marriage tend to start feeling like barbs. Here in the comments, the end result was a lot of married people talking about their own trials and tribulations in looking for a home and single people thinking about crappy dating apps.

[@AnthonyMackONE]

@@sonyap8253 my comment was about the RUclips comments here, if that makes any sense.

[@whocares897]

@@sonyap8253 lol the fact you’re commenting on every post says it all. Calm down. And you’re writing really shitty things about single people which is uncalled for. Maybe you just got lucky. It’s hard to meet good quality people nowadays

[@sonyap8253]

@Who Cares how are my comments mean to single people? Lmao also there's no such thing as "lucky" in relationships. You both have to work at them. That perspective right there is an issue. "You got lucky" is idealization and no marriage or person is perfect. I'm sorry you're not happy where you are but that has nothing to do with married people. Also, single people can buy a home too. Go buy a home and see what affects you more. The TILE or the KYLE.

[@YTJRBC2]

When "bless her heart" has the good intention AND the insult inside XD

[@nyurieisbal1389]

that’s actually a good analogy

[@catcollector9495]

As a single person currently home-hunting I actually understand both of these examples and I agree with the comparison 😆

[@marcarriaga3201]

They got Catfishes by a house

[@guido60805]

Just the best stand up writer out there today. Taylor You Rule

[@trevanminnig3499]

As the married friend, I’m feeling called out a bit.

[@TeamJacobisbest]

As a single woman, this comparison totally works 🤣🤣

[@LiverpoolReject]

So I must be old because I agreed with the married friend 🤣

[@rashaunakovacich1979]

Taylor I love watching all your stuff! You are sooooo naturally funny. N your actions.... make it funnier. The pb buoy thing, I burst hard. 😂😂obvi.... not in this set, but it was faf

[@samfyremoon]

Your married friends and my married friends are... very different 😂

[@WorldBeater123]

As a married person, I actually think that is a great comparison, and hilarious! 🤣

[@pulsewound2677]

No one wants to clean those grout lines.

[@sovereignbrehon]

Legit thought she said,
... a friend who's unhinged when she goes on dates..
😆 🤣

[@davidziff2591]

You are brilliant and hilarious. You captured the gap between the married and the dating so incredibly well!

[@angryotter9129]

Not married, but have bought a house and honestly the comparison is accurate. You’re excited or at least hopeful based on pictures and descriptions you read on an app only to discover it was all lies. Sometimes it’s not just mild misrepresentation, but like actually really bad. Time wasted, dreams dashed, hope in humanity lost.

[@dylan-dylan-dylan]

Taylor you’re beautiful and so clever! You’re an inspiration to me!!

[@Kconti1229]

I totally see no problem with that analogy. Totally works. I love what the person said about now you have a codeword. I love this comedian by the way, she’s awesome!

[@obsidian_Ke]

"We had a friend who's on Hinge?!" I thought I heard "we had a friend who's unhinged...." 😆😆😆😆

[@loomonda18]

I mean , she speaks truth

[@jm2270]

Classic shift response.

[@chaselesser3191]

The back and forth look at he end. 👌. It was gold. Lol.

[@josephjuno9555]

❤ you make simple everyday things So funny! I love your delivery!

[@IanWeaver]

"I can't find another person who wants to be with me."
"OH THAT SUCKS I KNOW I CAN'T FIND A NICE HOUSE."
"Yeah, you can go f

[@leggoentertainment2947]

Or here's a thought I'm living life with lots of freedom and exciting dates. Some are not how I want them.
"That sucks all the excitement I have is how the responsibilities i need to slave over look"
Yeah, it's all relative this thing called life...

[@sonyap8253]

You know single people can buy houses, right??

[@marlyd]

​@@sonyap8253 in this economy?

[@David-mw3th]

This lady is going to be a legend

[@EireHammer]

Your married friend is great at empathizing!
Like when he says it's 8 but you finally see it and it's like 4 🤫😂🤣

[@Rookiie]

This is such a good bit!!!!! Funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!

[@markburningcandlehamilton1245]

It's so true! 😂 I'm on the married house hunting side of things and geez, there are some photos that make a house look bigger than it is

[@PollyannaXdoll]

Can relate 😂

[@twinpunch7172]

My biggest pet peeve when looking at houses is their crappy photography! Like, I want to see the room. Not the outlet in the corner or a close up of the toilet! 🙄 We had a very low budget too and what I learned quickly is if the house looks a teeny bit dirty or rough around the edges in the pictures, it's an absolute shit show in person.
So yes, I relate to the married people in this bit. 😂

[@meganmodricker]

As a person in a relationship/ I 100% understand this comparison..

[@nishanttyagi682]

I broke out laughing at the last part😂

[@tinytigertamer]

Dating apps are an…… experience

[@untexan]

Got married just before all the dating apps started up. If I had been out there a couple more years I would have had to use them.
Now the thought of using them and dealing with all that bullshit is one reason I'll never get divorced.

[@user-ym7dh6qw1x]

Biggest baby I cried love u sister

[@VHicks3]

I can sit & watch her stand ups all day

[@butcherboy2008]

Wouldn't it be funny if the Hinge date was named Tyler?

[@felix7866]

My husband and I went to look at a house. We can't afford to buy, but we figured, eh, why not.
The pictures online looked nice. A little dirty, but whatever. We can clean. The floor *bounced* and an entire wall in the basement was covered in mold, some of it shimmering, which I've never seen before.
Upon leaving we were just grateful the building didn't collapse. No mention of "falling into its own foundation" anywhere in the online listing.

[@brentmartin6833]

@Felix
At first: Cool bouncy house!
Basement: Cast fireball!
Last: So did the house finally implode upon itself rather than remain in this reality?

[@sonyap8253]

Magic mold, eh? 🤔

[@Kitten_Inchaos]

Don't even get us started on TILE! 😤

[@Richard-vr3jd]

You are amazing! Remember that! Love seeing your clips! 😊❤

[@smithrr6]

those single chics are depressed because they are nowhere near being in a relationship with a man to where you can go house shopping together.

[@sonyap8253]

Sad you can't be happy for your friends

[@smithrr6]

@@sonyap8253 I have an even deeper thought if you want to hear it... many many single ladies have several men in their "friend zone". and these men are overwhelmingly attracted to that lady as more than friends. And the lady knows this about them. If that lady would simply tell one of their friend zone guys that she wants to be with him as more than friends, she wouldn;t be single anymore, and then she could be making progress on being wifed up and going house shopping together. but those ladies keep rejecting those guys in the friend zone, and thus they stay single. I don;t feel sorry for single ladies. Its so easy for a woman to find a husband that is in her 20s, she is just being picky, and is rejecting every guy around her.

[@sonyap8253]

@smithrr6 definitely true! I met my husband at 18, I'm 35 now. I keep explaining to my single friends, do you remember us a decade ago??!? People have to learn each other and grow. If you want it quick and your way it's gonna hurt like fast food lol you have to be a lil more forgiving of folks. People are gonna brush their teeth "wrong" or lose their job or disagree 🤷‍♀️ you have to build if you want anything great. I had that friend zone convo w a friend last night cause she KNOWS how he feels and doesn't feel the same but also doesn't leave him alone. The friend zone guys dad just passed. I said please let him grieve in peace! You know he's in love with you. Stop sending mixed messages! Either shit or get off the pot lol its cruel at a certain point.

[@SAHMmiller]

It's me. I'm the married friend. Just trying to fit in with the other 24 year olds who don't have a husband and kids😂

[@TOL1488]

The ones with potential will catch up eventually.

[@c.m.8972]

Sounds like a pretty normal conversation to me. Nothing to avoid in my eyes 😅

[@Surokkh]

God damn flawless delivery lmao

[@mg8642]

I don't see the difference, seems like a good comparison to me. 😂😂

[@chypearce8457]

My s.o and u met on Ok Cupid. Our 5th anniversary is in May and our son will be born in April. We've tried to look at houses together, but his standards are SO F***ING HIGH. Makes me feel special

[@martinboyle9163]

Taylor, you crack me up!
I love you!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

[@kemeticzagreus584]

I met my husband on Hinge! 😂

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

Hope for the rest of us!

[@jamesballew5001]

Jealousy is a real thing

[@sonyap8253]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@marieg1160]

As a girl on the dating apps, I feel like real-estate catfishing is way more offensive. Dont get my hopes up like that in this economy.

[@Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_]

The sitcom laughing effect is certain nly needed for this joke

[@andrewcass9177]

This is the realest bit I’ve ever watched

[@ShimmySnail]

There's a hookup app called "Hinge?" I think I see the problem.

[@CreoTan]

It’s not even a hookup app lmao-their marketing is geared towards long-term relationships. Hinge claims it’s a “dating app meant to be deleted”, ie, they’ll set you up with your soulmate or whatever lmao

[@Chiisainyo]

At first I though the friend was "unhinged". XD

[@Pistachios36]

It started as a dating app connecting people to friends of friends through fb, hence the hinge

[@tjbrown6019]

If you can't meet eachother half way it is not an issue of different experiences... There is a bigger issue.

[@sonyap8253]

This

[@jjartdesign]

The fact that I thought the granite-tile comparison was great just shows how long I have been married.

[@paulsoneliancy1428]

❤😂 great I like your stuff.

[@rddavies]

The pacing and the physical comedy - she looks like she's been doing comedy for way longer than she actually has. Reminds me of Chapelle who found his rhythm at what seems like a really young age.

[@user-mc5vy2vk5n]

She told in one of her skits she was doing comedy as teen already, on some christian camps or something, because that was the only way she could do it back then, and to be allowed to make christian jokes she needed to keep her content pure

[@holliemichailidis2951]

And than you have the friend who never wants to date and has never dated, saying nothing at all. But agrees with married couple because who catfishes a house.

[@zoobatcoward9934]

So fckin funny man wowww I really perked up

[@stormobsession]

I am the married friend 😂

[@PVS3]

This phase passes once you're all 30 or so and everyone has settled into adulthood. Ride it out.

[@kittycatsy]

Broo I'm almost 30 but not that chapter yet, don't make me sad like that 😭😭

[@magdolyn]

​@@kittycatsy Some people don't settle out until 35, 40, etc. You're still good! Plenty of time.

[@LaQuesaDeMI]

That ain’t a phase!