Fun tip: Repeat ‘Chelsea’ over and over again when you’re visiting North London, especially if you’re in a large red stadium that is named after an Arabic airline
As a brit myself, the fake taxi cars keep driving off when im within visible range so ive never actually been near one, although im sure its quite the 'ride'
To blend in seamlessly with the locals, be sure to loudly exclaim "ELLO GUV'NOR" to every brit you see in your best british accent. We will accept you as one of our own.
@@panzerkorps213Fake Taxi is a porn site... the brand is known for videos of taxi drivers picking up clients.. who then pay the fare in "alternative ways"
@@PigeonsPluralan unattractive person (typically used of a woman). "some people photograph well but they're munters in real life" From oxford dictionary
@panicattackfrogs1680 it the hospital service in England its free for the most part as u pay for free service through tax unless u go to a private doctor.
NHS gave you a infection of laughter? You'd need to go to your local hospital to remove it and get therapy. . (Similar...responding to your dying of laughter)
@@pizzacruzt Prince Andrew is the son of Queen Elizabeth and the brother of the current King Charles and Prince Andrews friend had been put in prison for pedophilia but Prince Andrew also got rumers spread about him being a pedophile so basically Prince Andrew touches kids. I hope this helps :3
When I went to summer camp for boy scouts one year, the entire dining hall would clap if someone dropped their cup. They got so mad at us for doing it lol
As a brit and who lived in a pub for 3 years and whenever i here a glass breaking it is also followed by *wayyyyyyy* and cheers and claps like they have seen the best show in there life
@@RidiculeousSome people just simply cannot take a joke Maybe learn to be more humourous in life and stop taking everything so seriously? Ugh I hate being around people like you
Here's a good tip to get some friends: 1. go to west or south London 2. Purchase the following items 1x balaclava 1x BLACK padded jacket NEEDS TO BE BLACK 1x e-scooter 1x air force 1's 3. go to a group of people wearing the following items above ^ and yell: "AM GONNA FUCKEN WET YOOS" and watch everyone nicely line up for the best haircut of their lives(you don't even need to give good haircuts for this to work)
In the U.K. we have a lot of names for tourists, like grockles or emmets- but the most commonly used one is “nonce” - you can often get a free drink in a bar from friendly patrons if you let other people know you’re a nonce :)
My first job was a glass collector in the pub my mum worked at (she'd become friends with the boss and they needed glass collectors and my mum suggested me) and I've lost count of the amount of times I've heard cheering after people dropping glasses. The best one I had was my mum dropped a full tray of drinks the whole restaurant burst out cheering it was hilarious my mum didn't think so st the time (but she came round in the end)
In my school and university we always aplauded when a glass was broken. Its also done in other facilities. Considering how close Belgium is to the UK it might have a common origin.
The one true one is insane but as a British citizen I can confirm a busy pub with something smashed goes like this -smash -silence to ensure it was a smash “ YAYAAAAAAAAASSSSAAASSEEEESAAAS ” “Hayay “ “. aye aye” Edit Thanks for likes y’all 👍
tip: In England, we have 'Road men' go up to a group of them and say "Oi' you wankers'. A wanker is a nice term for 'bringing pride to the country' and is a well respected title given by King Charles.😊
It happens in the British Army as well i was a former civil servant you accident drop a plate , mug ,glass what whatever and you'll heard the collective cheer of squaddies. Its music to my ears
As a born and raised brit I can confirm that in pubs bars and school lunch halls dropping a glass plate of food etc will be met with a hearty ‘wwaaayyyy’ and an applause
You can tell how rough a pub is based on the delay in when the glass is dropped and the cheer. In a standard pub a glass is dropped and everyone cheers. In a rough pub a glass is dropped and there is a moments delay whilst everyone figures out if its about to kick off and then cheers.
As someone who works in a uk pub whenever I hear a cheer, I’ll go and get a dustpan and brush
Ye mum granddad and grandmom on a bar and I have done that some times. Stupid twats 😠
As someone else who works in a pub, I can vouch for this
Same here And whenever I hear the cheers I instantly feel bad for my embarrassed coworker
It’s always that or a fight with drunken men who can’t even see straight
I just go Mazel tov
I've never seen a group of people so Coordinated when the bar tender drops a glass and the ENTIRE pub collectively yells "WHHEEEEYYYYY"
The weird thing is.... nobody is taught this, it's just known
Everyone does that at my school when somone drops a plate
Gotta love England
@@Jamin_14Britain
COPY
The collective WHHHEYYYYYY with the accompanying round of applause is peak British sarcasm
“WHEY” - Any Brit ever. *I CAN’T ESCAPE IT*
Wait people don't do the wheyyyyy in America...?
@@Aqua_marine84 American are fucking weird
@@Aqua_marine84not in the sarcastic British way.
@@Lux_1138 damn theyre missing out (nice pfp)
Fun tip: Repeat ‘Chelsea’ over and over again when you’re visiting North London, especially if you’re in a large red stadium that is named after an Arabic airline
Would also highly recommend if you're visiting Leeds.
@@michaelscott7166 and also when you're visiting a futuristic stadium in North London that hasn't added a trophy to their collection since 2008
Or go to a specific crap stadium in london and shout “10TH! 10TH!”
I always thought it was better to sing "Chelsea Ranger" at Chelsea with the Spurs fans
@@AA-cn7xl oh yes, i always do that in craven cottage, they're so crap (we beat them 1-0)
the prince andrew one is wild
As an American from Utah who has never heard is name in my life, I can confirm it is indeed wild
He was buds with Epstein
@@brandon2911Do you know who prince andrew is 😭
@@mezzopiano222who is that
@@mezzopiano222who is it I'm British and I don't even know who that is
If you’re in a British pub and you don’t hear the “WHEEEEY” when someone drops a glass/drink, *run*
This reminds me of a movie where some guys did a pub route in their home town but it turns out the town has been taken over by aliens
what.
fake
@@bow-89the World’s End, part of the Cornetto Trilogy along with Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead
@@crewlolthevyonder9542 no, I would run if I didn't hear a whey at a pub when there's a broken glass.
@@TheRealSealStudios exactly. if you don't hear a whey after a drink gets dropped, you're most likely about to get beaten to death.
As a brit myself, the fake taxi cars keep driving off when im within visible range so ive never actually been near one, although im sure its quite the 'ride'
😹
💀
Ride fairs pretty cheap it's just a real pain in the ass
@@bdcs9752oh NOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Only the right fairs won't give you a pain in the ass.
To blend in seamlessly with the locals, be sure to loudly exclaim "ELLO GUV'NOR" to every brit you see in your best british accent. We will accept you as one of our own.
Fun fact: When riding in a fake taxi you WILL get an extra tip
💀
Nice wordplay I never though of that one.
You will definitely get a ride
Why tf yall got prostitute cars over there 💀
I've lost some respect.
Thanks! Trip to great britain in a week! Ive already favorited all your shorts for some good british talk with the locals!
Uh, how was it
I visited the UK recently
I am a woman and I went into the fake taxi
F**king loved it
10/10 would do again
Really nice Uber ride I'm guessing (this is a joke don't take this seriously)
As a guy, I didn’t really like it, kinda awkward when there’s two dudes in there and I’m trying to get to my job
@@panzerkorps213Fake Taxi is a porn site... the brand is known for videos of taxi drivers picking up clients.. who then pay the fare in "alternative ways"
@@Adashofhawtsauc3bro do u need therapy??
@@Tudify I need to not go to the uk again
Fake Taxi is wild 💀
From someone who worked in a pub, when I dropped a glass and people cheered it made it way less embarrassing
Called some blokes mum a munter, what a great tip! He even took me boxing for free afterwards!
Edit: damn, thats at least 43 likes, thanks lads
609 likes and no reply. Let me fix that
hello i’m from a bit further south (🇫🇷) what is a munter
@@PigeonsPluralan unattractive person (typically used of a woman).
"some people photograph well but they're munters in real life"
From oxford dictionary
@@PigeonsPluralmunt means vomit so nothing good I inagine
@jimmydvouras4247 thx :)
As someone who lives in the UK, if you see a bunch of hooded men in a lovely but run down neighbourhood, always approach them.
I am from the uk and I really love these tips Edit- Honestly I have never edited a comment before but I feel I should thank you guys so ye
Same
Same bro
Same here
Same
He he 420 likes
As a British I can confirm this is true
These are the best tips I've heard
Edit:thanks everyone for the 400 likes
That’s great lol
478 and one comment? Let me fix that
Bro all these are fake I'm British I live in Britain they are all faker than my love life (nonexistent)
Stop thanking people for likes, it’s just cringe as fuck
@@eddieharvey7331 (from another Brit that's the joke)
I couldn’t stop laughing at the prince andrew one
As a resident of north London, I can confirm that I am often wet 😩
Those damn brits struck again!
rip
What’s the trim looking like now then 👍🏻
Enfield, Haringey, Barnet???
Wait hold up
That last one is in fact true, its the same as plates in schools as well, whenever someone drops something that smashes, we all cheer
Yep, means someone has to make a replacement. Keeps the country rolling.
Keep people in jobs, smash things.
@@AMorphicTool and its just funny and humiliating too
The nhs one got me dying of laughter
So true
Don't go to the doctor about it
Dude I’m American and Google ain’t showing me anything what does it mean?
@panicattackfrogs1680 it the hospital service in England its free for the most part as u pay for free service through tax unless u go to a private doctor.
NHS gave you a infection of laughter?
You'd need to go to your local hospital to remove it and get therapy.
.
(Similar...responding to your dying of laughter)
Kids.....dont look up fake taxi. It's not something you should be looking at 😭
Nah only a second on images resulted in Me bleaching my eyes
To fucking late
As someone who is no where near the uk, i can confirm all of these are true
Only the last is true, matey
I live in England and it's a load of bull
@@damaincope4486 exactly its a joke mate
@@damaincope4486so your in the uk 🇬🇧 like me and wont say bullshit please tell me you say wanker bastard or ballocks
@@chicknorris9602bro…. It’s clearly a joke you bozo.
I was ready for sarcasm but didnt know he would be doing a serious video this time. Good tips
Also in Tesco all employees love helping out and of you ask a cup of tea they will brew you one and give you a 20% of discount
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As someone who lives in and is very proud to be British-I can comfirm all these statements
Hats off to you
BRO MY JAW DROPPED WITH THE PRINCE ANDREW ONE WTF MAN IM SHOOKENED
i dont understand it, care to explain?
@@pizzacruzt Prince Andrew is the son of Queen Elizabeth and the brother of the current King Charles and Prince Andrews friend had been put in prison for pedophilia but Prince Andrew also got rumers spread about him being a pedophile so basically Prince Andrew touches kids. I hope this helps :3
@@pizzacruzthe went to Epstein island and he touched kids
@@pizzacruztprince andrew is accused of being a bit of a 'baddie' (👦🌽🍆)
@@pizzacruzt he has been accused of stuff with children
When I went to summer camp for boy scouts one year, the entire dining hall would clap if someone dropped their cup. They got so mad at us for doing it lol
I have a sneaking suspicion that this is trying to….. TOTALLY HELP US OUT THANKS BRO 😎
Fr
bru
I just searched what a fake taxi is (im traumatized 💀)
got in one. my bottem hurt for a week.
@@Dutch_machu nahhh 💀
The driver's usually a prick... not a fan
@@Dutch_machunah bro be wildin
Omg in cornhub
As a brit and who lived in a pub for 3 years and whenever i here a glass breaking it is also followed by *wayyyyyyy* and cheers and claps like they have seen the best show in there life
Instructions unclear, I’m in the queue for the nhs as someone punched me
These are some of the greatest tips I've ever heard!
I used to live near the north west of nine elms and these tricks worked pretty good
Me and My Family are going to the UK next week! Thanks for the advice! Greatly appreciate it.
The faketaxi one 💀💀💀
What is faketaxi 💀 I'm american
@@Quartzite9 taxi but you pay in s3x
@@Quartzite9I searched it up, you don’t wanna know
@@Quartzite9 apparently it's a porn thing
@@AnderWasTakencorn
Thank you for letting me know these tips for my trip to England! ❤❤❤
These have gone from tips to just making Brits laugh
I can agree bc as a kid I went to the pub all the time and we all always hear cheering after glasses break
Visiting Britain soon thanks for the tips 👍
God, I hope you're being satire
I Hope you don’t want ur haircut especially in south- east London or south
@@RidiculeousSome people just simply cannot take a joke
Maybe learn to be more humourous in life and stop taking everything so seriously? Ugh I hate being around people like you
Here's a good tip to get some friends:
1. go to west or south London
2. Purchase the following items
1x balaclava
1x BLACK padded jacket NEEDS TO BE BLACK
1x e-scooter
1x air force 1's
3. go to a group of people wearing the following items above ^
and yell: "AM GONNA FUCKEN WET YOOS"
and watch everyone nicely line up for the best haircut of their lives(you don't even need to give good haircuts for this to work)
@@subzeeroCS Brixton is probably the friendliest area, if not then peckham can work too
As a brit fish and chips with some mushy peas and a mr whippy is a dream especially at whitby and Scarborough but you can't forget filey
The NHS comment was so good 😂
Fr
Imagine the chaos this man has hypothetically caused in london
the fake taxi one 😂
That one is absolutely wild 😂😂
What is a fake taxi?
@@Idkwhattotype18it's a pornhub thing
@@Idkwhattotype18 its a 9orn channel
@Idkwhattotype18 let's just say that the clients generally pay in less traditional ways
As someone who came from the uk these are best tips we should all do
I loved meeting prince Andrew he said not this one and drop kick me out the window and my friend went in and I heard screaming
Thanks! Im actually going to london tomorrow! Ill listen to these tips and tricks
Im taking notes
Thanks man im going to england soon and i will use all yours tourest tips
Best tips 100% 💯 thanks Mikey!
In the U.K. we have a lot of names for tourists, like grockles or emmets- but the most commonly used one is “nonce” - you can often get a free drink in a bar from friendly patrons if you let other people know you’re a nonce :)
*Fake Taxi*
People who get it: 🤔
People who don't: 💀
Instructions unclear, I’m in a back alley with my knees broken.
the undying desire to say hooray when someone else drops a cup or cutlery
My first job was a glass collector in the pub my mum worked at (she'd become friends with the boss and they needed glass collectors and my mum suggested me) and I've lost count of the amount of times I've heard cheering after people dropping glasses. The best one I had was my mum dropped a full tray of drinks the whole restaurant burst out cheering it was hilarious my mum didn't think so st the time (but she came round in the end)
The fake taxi one is vile
I looked it up…
off topic, but what do you think about pinewood
what are fake taxis
@@mr.ocelotguy8995 they don't take money as payment...
The NHS so true - Totally broken - Currently 5 days to see my GP..
got in the “FakeTaxi”, ride was so good it left my legs paralyzed from how comfortable I was, even got free glue after that all.
11/10 would recommend
In my school and university we always aplauded when a glass was broken. Its also done in other facilities. Considering how close Belgium is to the UK it might have a common origin.
The fake taxi one is wild 💀
I don’t get it could you explain
@@wellthatsjustpeachy just google it with safe search off
@@wellthatsjustpeachyit a p*rn thing
@@wellthatsjustpeachy then u are too Young to know
@@wellthatsjustpeachy porn site
Thanks man these are great tips I will actually use these
The one true one is insane but as a British citizen I can confirm a busy pub with something smashed goes like this
-smash
-silence to ensure it was a smash
“ YAYAAAAAAAAASSSSAAASSEEEESAAAS ”
“Hayay “
“. aye aye”
Edit Thanks for likes y’all 👍
I didn't know what fake taxi was thinking it was a joke taxi service. So I looked it up and now I have explaining to do. Thanks.
When we drop plates in school, the entire dining hall bursts into cheers and clapping
Our headteacher hates it, but its fine because we hate him too 😊
As an offical Great Britain citizen, these are very authentic
LOL NO WAY NOBODY KNOWS FAKE TAXI.. Hopefully not...
Boutta ride something else😂
Fake taxi goes crazy
Thanks for the tips! Im going to the uk in 2 weeks im gonna use those.
DONT
@@chellodevZ why he said they are tips
@@sylvielaprise194 fake taxi is a p site. All of these are innapropriate.
people from the UK support me on this every single one of these tips are true.
☟
Thanks bro, I'll use these tips for when I go to London
The Fake Taxi guy is a national british treasure
I will make sure to use these tips when i go to the uk :) thanks!!!
tip: In England, we have 'Road men' go up to a group of them and say "Oi' you wankers'. A wanker is a nice term for 'bringing pride to the country' and is a well respected title given by King Charles.😊
Man i was going to britain for the first time this is a very great information.
Damn very useful tips, definitely will send this video to my American friends when they visit
It happens in the British Army as well i was a former civil servant you accident drop a plate , mug ,glass what whatever and you'll heard the collective cheer of squaddies. Its music to my ears
As a born and raised brit I can confirm that in pubs bars and school lunch halls dropping a glass plate of food etc will be met with a hearty ‘wwaaayyyy’ and an applause
last one is true, it’s basically the equivalent of a server dropping one or more trays and the whole kitchen clapping at them
When the video made a honking noise, a car came by, and I thought it was the car honking.
I was in London a month ago, good that , its a shame I did not see this video it would have really helped me.
The Fake Taxi One Got Me Fucking Dying LOL 🤣
This man is actually a peak assassin he doesn't even need to get close to his target.
Not the Prince Andrew joke that's stepping over the line
As a British person I can tell you all that this is 100% true
You can tell how rough a pub is based on the delay in when the glass is dropped and the cheer. In a standard pub a glass is dropped and everyone cheers. In a rough pub a glass is dropped and there is a moments delay whilst everyone figures out if its about to kick off and then cheers.
The British are so polite that they turned the most famous insult into a compliment
Bro is a menace.
Don’t forget about about the tea breaks whenever Big Ben does his bongo bingies
The dropping a glass and cheering thing is a thing here, at least in North Jersey/NYC
Everyone cheers, and one person shouts, "Sack the juggler" 😂
The "make sure to ask any children if they met prince Andrew" got me
I can confirm. Love it when a Glass brakes in a pub
* We all collectively yell WWWAAAAYYYY
I ordered a fake taxi for my friend,
he never arrived.
The fake taxi one was so uncalled for
Keep up the good work 😂 I saw people clapping on the plane to Heathrow Airport
These tips worked, thanks!
The taxi ride gonna be wild
Damn brixton gives out the best haircuts
In Russian school cafeterias if you drop a glass or a dish everyone will applause. It's just an instinct ig
Thanks im going to london this month so thanks ❤