Captioned seals (two sea doggos)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • Original video by Jesse DeVoe:
    • Pup Buds
    Remeber to support scientists studying the weddell seals
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    Captions made using Shotcut

Комментарии • 716

  • @gliscornumber151
    @gliscornumber151 2 года назад +3253

    Me: I have a high end sense of humor
    Seal: ur mom
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @Trolleybus13
    @Trolleybus13 2 года назад +727

    I love how they look like playful children but sound like old people gasping for air

    • @fireblade1575
      @fireblade1575 Год назад +17

      Perfect analogy

    • @MrMinusYT
      @MrMinusYT Месяц назад +8

      The ten day olds sound like a five year old :3

  • @simpletutorials2065
    @simpletutorials2065 2 года назад +156

    These are my three most favorite lines:
    "GEURL"
    "oooooh yaaaay"
    "ur mom"

  • @MegatronEnthusiast
    @MegatronEnthusiast 2 года назад +672

    “Ur mom” best quote ever, get this pup an Oscar.

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 года назад +4

      Bruh

    • @JonYodice
      @JonYodice 2 года назад +5

      well hes not black or jewish, so he wont win the oscar

    • @thefinalgirl6907
      @thefinalgirl6907 2 года назад +4

      @@JonYodice they're literally seals, it's not that deep

  • @amethystrose2671
    @amethystrose2671 2 года назад +1843

    Sometimes I wish I was a seal.
    No stress
    No sadness
    No worries
    Just *Geh*

  • @NithyapriyaTTTTT
    @NithyapriyaTTTTT 2 года назад +883

    The two sea doggos debating very strong points 🤝🤝

  • @someartguy4177
    @someartguy4177 2 года назад +174

    0:46 "ooooh yaaaay" 🤣 when seal doggo 2 rolls over into the warm spot left behind by seal 1. My sense of humor must be broken😂

  • @imagindigO2
    @imagindigO2 2 года назад +201

    The “ohhh yeah” absolutely killed me off 😭😂

    • @rockgirl6786
      @rockgirl6786 2 года назад +12

      Sounds like corrupted Mettaton

  • @eliasvenaas1685
    @eliasvenaas1685 2 года назад +4573

    I know it's kind of illegal to pet animals when you are studying them to prevent them from becoming dependent or used to humans. But, it must take an absolute IRON WILL not too just squish those little baby fluff chonkos.

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 2 года назад +316

      @JEREMY BARCEMO thats not going to stop me

    • @edjaedavid6362
      @edjaedavid6362 2 года назад +9

      @@LarsTonguesInAspix they rape penguins to death

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 2 года назад +176

      @@edjaedavid6362 i don't think the pups do that, also those aren't the same species of seals, the *ahem* "true" seals found in Antartica are either ross, weddel, crabeater, leopard, elephant seals, and the added bonus of furseals and from the looks of it, these are weddel seals but i could be wrong, and most of the um.. seals having "relations" with penguins seem to be furseals from my very limited research.

    • @thebluephanto7655
      @thebluephanto7655 2 года назад +37

      @JEREMY BARCEMO I heard a group of them killed Al-Khaeda

    • @joshdangit1612
      @joshdangit1612 2 года назад +70

      DO YOU HAVE YOUR SEAL PETTING LICENSE?

  • @dinamirm.9290
    @dinamirm.9290 2 года назад +709

    12 years later this is gonna get recommended to everyone

  • @kellymues5730
    @kellymues5730 2 года назад +698

    Seals are the cutest animals in the world the noises they make are so adorable 😍😍

    • @bawlstars7857
      @bawlstars7857 2 года назад +15

      These are *baby* seals. I'm not so certain you'd say the same when they're adults.

    • @adeliaforsteri3683
      @adeliaforsteri3683 2 года назад +16

      Except adult male elephant seals......

    • @JustPunn
      @JustPunn 2 года назад +3

      “Ur mom” he say that🤣

    • @slushiepinkcat7727
      @slushiepinkcat7727 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @JustPunn
      @JustPunn 2 года назад +2

      @@bawlstars7857 Ye but *some* of them are still cute

  • @floofisq
    @floofisq 2 года назад +3275

    these two have a 12 year old's sense of humour:
    "gae"
    "ur mum"

  • @mellohighh
    @mellohighh 2 года назад +363

    THE GEURL ONE HAS ME ROLLING

  • @soluna1679
    @soluna1679 2 года назад +44

    "GEAH"
    "UR MOM"
    ah yes the sea doggos are indeed making a cultural conversation

  • @tylertichoc7330
    @tylertichoc7330 2 года назад +214

    Seal #1: You're Mom
    Seal #2: Chokes
    Me: Wheezes
    🤣

    • @nela8466
      @nela8466 2 года назад +8

      this grammar is yes

    • @TheHonouredDrunk
      @TheHonouredDrunk 2 года назад +4

      @@nela8466 so tru

    • @tylertichoc7330
      @tylertichoc7330 2 года назад

      @@nela8466 I misspelled and used the wrong type of Your didn't I?
      GOD F#$@ DAMNIT! WHY?😆

    • @nela8466
      @nela8466 2 года назад

      @@tylertichoc7330 You're = You are

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 года назад

      b r u h

  • @eldakogallego
    @eldakogallego 2 года назад +44

    0:46 this "ohhh yeahh" was amazing xD

  • @Gabe-Utseck
    @Gabe-Utseck 2 года назад +128

    the only animal we can understood emotionally

    • @PsychologicalApparition
      @PsychologicalApparition 2 года назад +4

      No… dogs, cats, whales, cows…

    • @PsychologicalApparition
      @PsychologicalApparition 2 года назад +2

      @@JG-xm5bd Actually, as I understand it: They do! There’s one on RUclips, if you do a search. Recording a sperm whale’s sonar, researchers deciphered the beast’s message. It was a yo mama joke, no doubt. A very funny one.

    • @lapantony
      @lapantony 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@PsychologicalApparitionCan a dog say "Ur mum" ? Exactly

    • @memory.3015
      @memory.3015 6 дней назад

      @@lapantonyLMAOOOO

  • @mathewthomas6694
    @mathewthomas6694 2 года назад +52

    0:07 to 0:10:
    Seal on the right: GREG
    Seal on the left: what
    Seal on the right: GREG
    Seal on the left: WHAT

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 года назад +61

    Rough translation
    "Tonight our revolution against the land walkers begins, then all the fish will be ours"
    "Yes, Brother"

  • @wobblemind
    @wobblemind 2 года назад +280

    Based on their pitch, it feels they're going through puberty 🤣💕

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 года назад +1

      HEART EMOJI!?!?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ohh I know, your search history might be a clue…

    • @wobblemind
      @wobblemind 2 года назад +11

      @@melonboi186 lol sure, bro

    • @karldoesstuffYT
      @karldoesstuffYT 2 года назад +11

      @@melonboi186 reddit moment

  • @birdie3206
    @birdie3206 2 года назад +23

    Me: I have a highly intellectual sense of humor
    Seal: ur mom
    Also Seal: Gae
    Me: dies of laughter

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 2 года назад +14

    That seal really just go
    “ooohh yeah mmm”
    I’m done 💀

  • @Nyx_Yippee
    @Nyx_Yippee 2 года назад +96

    I watched this vid (while having a cold) and when the seal said "your mom"
    i snorted.
    and a snot puddle came out of my nose.
    onto my leg.
    i can breathe freely out of that nostril now, thanks!

  • @Hamham_playz
    @Hamham_playz Месяц назад +7

    Is no one gonna talk about this part? 0:01

  • @MrSkillfish
    @MrSkillfish 2 года назад +35

    I like how it said Geh which means go/walk in German and then the second seal rolled away

    • @BaxterDragonblood
      @BaxterDragonblood 2 месяца назад

      I guess seals speak German, so what does "awgha" mean

    • @gatunhame
      @gatunhame 29 дней назад

      ​@@BaxterDragonblood not german, but thats really close to agua(water)

  • @agirlnamedbrett.
    @agirlnamedbrett. 2 года назад +42

    Sea Doggos are legitimately the cutest animals to exist on this planet. 🦭❤

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 2 года назад

      Honestly, I don’t wanna be stupid because of peoples opinions, but I honestly don’t like when people call them sea doggos, because seriously?! They are not even close to dogs, only the fur

    • @AaronGeo
      @AaronGeo Год назад +2

      ​​@@melonboi186hey're sea bears, literally. It's ironic that bears hunt them.

    • @melonboi186
      @melonboi186 Год назад

      @@AaronGeo my reply was made a year ago, but agreed

    • @NO_ir777
      @NO_ir777 Год назад

      ​@@melonboi186 aren't they biologically related? besides they resemble dogs enough

    • @ricaboo9304
      @ricaboo9304 5 месяцев назад

      no their just waterbenders

  • @albearx
    @albearx 2 года назад +25

    Rolls over
    Ohhhh yeah
    mmmm
    Girl
    Why are you GHE

  • @notthatsomeone
    @notthatsomeone 2 года назад +11

    I did it.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    0:00 * seals breathing * (later redundant)
    0:01 * chomp *
    0:02 "nom"
    0:03 "gah"
    0:05 "mmmmmmm"
    0:06 "GEH"
    0:08 "gAh"
    0:09 "gaAaa"
    0:10 "AAAAaaa"
    0:11 * seal mortal kombat *
    0:15 (you get the idea)
    0:16 "awgha"
    0:19 "GEAH"
    0:24 "ur mom"
    0:25 * chokes slightly *
    0:27 * MORE SEAL MORTAL KOMBAT *
    0:29 * fighting stops *
    0:36 * looks at the camera *
    0:38 "mmmm"
    0:42 * rolls over slowly *
    0:45 "oooooh yaaaay"
    0:49 "mm"
    0:51 "GEURL"
    0:52 "GEH"
    0:54 * chokes *

    • @notthatsomeone
      @notthatsomeone 2 года назад

      lol 1 month later im watching this while my computer (NOT a virtual machine) die because of malware and junk files ;-;

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 2 года назад +9

    *looks at camera*
    "Can you believe this guy? Incredible."

  • @chickenniggets9290
    @chickenniggets9290 2 года назад +56

    Jokes aside,this is the best video i watched today

  • @millycoreal
    @millycoreal 2 года назад +57

    I got an eggdog plush and everyone thinks it’s a seal I know why now

    • @dhandharum6040
      @dhandharum6040 2 года назад +3

      eggdog is cool, but it has seal face lol

  • @randomartistcalledminchi8388
    @randomartistcalledminchi8388 2 года назад +223

    I wasn't expecting to laugh so much at this part- 0:24

    • @noble654
      @noble654 2 года назад +17

      *Ur mom*
      *Starts fighting*

  • @atbui8935
    @atbui8935 2 года назад +25

    The voice crack seems legit

  • @floofisq
    @floofisq 2 года назад +15

    seal alphabet: gah geh gee goh guh

  • @iliatheblueguy
    @iliatheblueguy 2 года назад +8

    best part of seal saying ur mom

  • @doyoulikesealssealions7652
    @doyoulikesealssealions7652 2 года назад +62

    Exactly what I searched 😍

  • @mitsukisuki698
    @mitsukisuki698 2 года назад +4

    The camera man/women manage to handle the urge of not squishing those cute fluffy little chonkers-

  • @creat1vename
    @creat1vename Месяц назад +1

    I just wanna hug them they look so fluffy and adorable

  • @sodypop649
    @sodypop649 Месяц назад +3

    Seal Mortal kombat should be called sealing the deal

  • @Gg2294.-.
    @Gg2294.-. 2 года назад +12

    This is literally me and my bf trying to find a comfy sleeping position 😂

  • @Mr_skull163
    @Mr_skull163 2 года назад +3

    Sea dog: UR MOM
    other sea dog: what the hecc

  • @msnettleswanasmr4951
    @msnettleswanasmr4951 2 года назад +40

    She annoys her sibling in purpose. I live this.

  • @freetousebyjtc
    @freetousebyjtc 2 года назад +30

    fun fact, in vietnamese seal (hải cẩu) literally means sea dog, with hải = sea and cẩu = dog

    • @x_rio_x
      @x_rio_x 25 дней назад

      German too, it's Seehund. Cute to see how, I think, English might be catching on to why it's just the ideal term

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 2 года назад +24

    Omg they looks so soft I want to hug them both 😭😭💞

  • @SovietOnion111
    @SovietOnion111 2 года назад +9

    i fackin died when the sea puppo said *YOUR MOM*

  • @Thelocal_guy
    @Thelocal_guy 2 года назад +13

    Seal is cute and smart they finally know how to speak :D

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 2 года назад +19

    Egg

  • @michaelbutler1619
    @michaelbutler1619 2 года назад +4

    Weddell seals are the derps of the ocean.

  • @serpentgoat6875
    @serpentgoat6875 2 года назад +9

    They always sound like they caught a cold and have a blocked nose. Kinda fitting since they live in incredibly cold climates!

  • @MintTheProtogen
    @MintTheProtogen 2 года назад +24

    Great captions, thank you for this service.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 2 года назад +2

    When he said "ur mom"
    I felt that

  • @hellspawnstudios
    @hellspawnstudios 2 года назад +7

    I still say that early man should have domesticated seals.
    This is why.

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 2 года назад +5

      They really should've.
      Seals would make such cute pets

    • @captaindemozan2700
      @captaindemozan2700 2 года назад +4

      Imagine ringing a doorbell and instead of barking you just hear some wet flopping towards the door

    • @Val-ek1xu
      @Val-ek1xu 2 года назад +1

      @@captaindemozan2700 this is the most hilarious yet terrifying thing I've read . 😂

  • @mmorgulus
    @mmorgulus 2 года назад +2

    It saves me from my sad mode

  • @dinamirm.9290
    @dinamirm.9290 2 года назад +210

    Theres no way those are real seal sounds

    • @navysealinguardiantank2679
      @navysealinguardiantank2679 2 года назад +83

      The really sound like that

    • @micanikko
      @micanikko 2 года назад +54

      they really do make those noises lmfao

    • @shadowsinmymind9
      @shadowsinmymind9 2 года назад +66

      They also say egg

    • @primepatchara8698
      @primepatchara8698 2 года назад +40

      @@shadowsinmymind9 d'egg

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +4

      Look up "Hoover the talking seal," lived from 1971 to 1985 and was raised by a New England family. He mimicked their speech.

  • @raffausfaus
    @raffausfaus Месяц назад +1

    A bloody battle between two fearsome potatos

  • @ruthblagden6988
    @ruthblagden6988 2 года назад +2

    Yes please, I'll take both.

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 2 года назад +4

    bruh he hit him with the 'ur mom'

  • @leonstrydom1
    @leonstrydom1 Месяц назад +1

    That *GEURL....GEH* near the end had me dyin'.

  • @cloaker57
    @cloaker57 Месяц назад +1

    Average fight with siblings be like:

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 2 года назад +2

    ..when the usual topics like 'eggh !' and 'blemph' are off the pan, so you gotta start biting eachother to keep up the conversation..

  • @jamesparker7591
    @jamesparker7591 2 года назад +1

    "ur mom". Seal #2 clearly knows how to insult.

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is what happens when two preteens get ahold of dad's beer

  • @fachrimahardika1656
    @fachrimahardika1656 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:23 good roast lil potat, cutest lil chonk tater

  • @Gabe-Utseck
    @Gabe-Utseck 2 года назад +9

    I like how one seal has a deep voice and the other sounding like E.T

  • @monkyeborb
    @monkyeborb 2 года назад +1

    A minute of seals calling each other "GAE"

  • @somewhatokperson8007
    @somewhatokperson8007 2 года назад +6

    0:24 OH NO HE DIDN'T

  • @saygeek3753
    @saygeek3753 2 года назад +1

    Two Navy Seal guy just hanging out in Antarctica

  • @manino282
    @manino282 2 года назад +2

    0:46: "ooooooh yeaaaaaa" **turns into seal EX**

  • @astidjewelball6885
    @astidjewelball6885 2 года назад +9

    This is so so cute. Dont mind me getting puppy eyes.

  • @zoniken
    @zoniken Месяц назад +1

    This Mortal Kombat is overly brutal……its cuteness is causing fatality to us viewers……

  • @X0x0X-GD
    @X0x0X-GD Месяц назад +4

    0:03 small kiss

  • @Void_Th3_W0lf
    @Void_Th3_W0lf Месяц назад

    I clicked on this by accident, but I watched it to the end anyway. 9/10 experience, time not wasted. The only thing preventing it from being a 10/10 experience is that I wish it were longer.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 2 года назад +3

    Geurh!! Geh!! Exactly! Smartest thing I've heard all day! 😄👍🏻

  • @CallmeAlexey
    @CallmeAlexey 2 года назад +1

    i was just watching these adorable seals then one of them said 'ur mom'

  • @R3d_8
    @R3d_8 2 года назад +1

    It's like watching a David Attenborough show

  • @mystxry6885
    @mystxry6885 2 года назад +7

    This is why i love these animals

  • @madpistol
    @madpistol 2 года назад +2

    I don't know about ya'll, but the one on the right made some really good points.

  • @TalesKursped
    @TalesKursped 2 года назад +2

    "your mom"
    YOU SAVAGE

  • @Lordani66
    @Lordani66 2 года назад +2

    My father to me: "dont eat that loudly"
    Also my father when eating:

  • @fanta4life360
    @fanta4life360 2 года назад +3

    Alternative title: 2 sea doggos have a really deep conversation about things in life.

  • @user-vk8kk1wr3i
    @user-vk8kk1wr3i 4 месяца назад +2

    0:54 bro really said "girl" then once touched in mouth once, said "gae"

  • @mrgoodygoodygumdrop
    @mrgoodygoodygumdrop 2 года назад +1

    Then they said "Geh" and I really felt that

  • @CertainlyCaro
    @CertainlyCaro 2 года назад +5

    Finally
    The sequel!

  • @tockloxx2644
    @tockloxx2644 2 года назад +5

    The sounds they make remind me of the pufferfish's "æugh"

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 2 года назад +3

    Seals just straight up sounds like babies.

  • @MoonBug182
    @MoonBug182 2 года назад +2

    In 2033 the sea doggos will be able to speak every language on earth even the language of the gods

  • @seawarshark6674
    @seawarshark6674 2 года назад +2

    If seal goes extinct. I will loose hope in humanity.

  • @Mini_Impostor
    @Mini_Impostor Месяц назад

    The Sudden urge to just pet them is getting stronger...

  • @clarkvelasco4697
    @clarkvelasco4697 2 года назад +5

    I was watching this during my 10 min break at work and was clucking chuckling like a chicken from the Gahhh and gehh noises the seals were making.

  • @vpopsumov
    @vpopsumov 2 года назад +1

    You can't look att that without saying :aww:

  • @peppermint_Pepe
    @peppermint_Pepe Месяц назад +1

    0 punches
    1 yo mamma joke
    2 seals

  • @stain5570
    @stain5570 2 года назад +2

    "Gae"
    "Your mom"
    "Ooohh yaay"

  • @auroralshine6176
    @auroralshine6176 2 года назад +1

    That "ohh yeeeaaaahhh" was the best 'oh yeah' I've seen in these days.

  • @Meep-0
    @Meep-0 2 года назад

    The seal said “ oh yeaaa” I was like dying of laugher

  • @bunnies_n_pies
    @bunnies_n_pies 2 года назад +2

    **ooooohhhhhh yay**
    Had me laughing:>

  • @Keegan_14.00
    @Keegan_14.00 Месяц назад

    0:46 the "Oooh yaay" and the "GUURL" after that killed me

  • @uunknownn
    @uunknownn 2 года назад +1

    "ur mom"
    is just-
    why-
    why seal why
    that part really got me

  • @goldenlivebag999
    @goldenlivebag999 2 года назад +6

    The 🦭 that said “ ur mom “ was really funny -> 0:24

  • @maskgod7
    @maskgod7 2 года назад +5

    The GAH's are the funniest

  • @oishi_sammich4542
    @oishi_sammich4542 Месяц назад

    I don't care what I'll lose in the process, I'm gonna snuggle a seal