Tim Dillon has GOTTA BE the most consistently funny comedian podcaster. Everyone else i get bored of after a while. With Tim he has this thing where he is constantly hilarious just through expressing his stream of consciousness.
It's just sad that he did get something. He got the victory that was demanded by his job. He acts like he gets nothing while probably having dinner with Putin and glazing him.
Tim's defense of Kristi Noem for Sec of Homeland Security is the best I've heard - "That's what homeland security is - you protect the neighbor's chickens." - somebody get him on the RNC payroll now.
I wish tim would make a show where he answers the questions from the liberal reporters in the press room as though he is in fact the trump press secretary
@@prodiG23 You think Tim acts like he's real? He's always gone out of his way to be as absurd as possible. Look at the man's glasses! For Christ's sake!
😂💬 The Giggling Guy! He’s my favorite person on the set!!! I don’t laugh much (I used to aaalll the time!, not anymore😕), so this dude, whoever he is, is my weekly reminder to smile, and that it is possible to audibly giggle. Love that dude!
I have many time s driven to connecticut for soup , for the lobster bisque at crab shell in stamford and the bisque at Blackstones steakhouse in Greenwich
I think Trump should have a team of press secretaries for one month term, Alex Jones ,Tim Dillon, Candace Owens etc., literally media would lost their minds.
I’m sure he’s fully taking advantage of the fabulous oppertunity semaglutide brings us fatty-boom -Battys…. And good for him! If that’s the case… it’s a game changer for so many
I loved the new Netflix thing you put out. I call it thing cause I don’t know if your doing more of those or not. You really should do more, that was actually really entertaining to watch.
Brands like “The Wellness Company” are an excellent example of poor antibiotic stewardship. Allowing everyone and their mother to take a z-pack every time they have a sniffle is the kind of thing that leads to rampant antibiotic resistance. It’s going to be really scary when a simple atypical pneumonia requires broad spectrum antibiotics. There’s a reason doctors exist.
The Gen Z people I know aren’t thinking strategically about their lives. They go work at dead end jobs and go sit in their room and watch P, play video games or gamble online. They have no interest in relationships, and when they spend time with their friends, it’s sitting in a room on a computer together. *** I’d like to add, they all describe themselves the way Tim did. They all think they’re on some amazing career path. Yet in reality, they work at a dead-end minimum wage job with no upward mobility and are taking ZERO steps toward entering the career field they proclaim to intend to be successful in. They state as fact that they intend to marry and have children, yet they take ZERO steps to meet anyone in the real world, and when they do, they hardly make it past the first date because the person doesn’t instantly check every single box they have unrealistically pre-decided must be checked (meanwhile they themselves meet none of the criteria they insist on in a partner). Overall they have ZERO self-awareness or understanding whatsoever of their situation or what it takes to achieve the goals they claim to have for themselves. But don’t let that stop them from harshly judging their peers who are exactly the same as them.
@@Josh-the-man I know tons of Gen X functional alcoholics and recovered heroin addicts. And even more millennial friends who have died from fentanyl. And a handful who are in recovery from opioids. Everyone drank but either stopped, grew up and drank responsibly, or graduated on to various other drugs before landing on fentanyl.
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Can I get a dirty 30 script ??? Then maybe 🤷♀️
@@dylancolognato2870 Hmu if you find some
This comment is for the algorithm
We can all appreciate the irony of this right
How about some perc-a-doodle-doos?
I’m finding myself saying things like “here’s the reality”, “I’m telling you right now”, and “we wish them well” more and more often. Thanks Tim.
Hey... *listen*
SAME 😂
@@Jeff-tt7wj yes or yes
Same here,I’m constantly talking about Jews,Arabs and pedophiles
My big one is “ya know what’s good about you” and then insulting them
How is Tim not the Press Secretary?
He will be, they almost never last the whole term
An officer in the housing authority, perhaps? Special lending program management.
Thought it was gonna be Theo
Cause Alex Jones is
I’d support it but only if he wears the glasses, hat, and headphones while on the job
Tulsi Gabbard is reading Tim Dillon's emails as we speak.
I wish she'd respond to mine 😔
@@Khan.WrathOfid like to give her the ole razzle dazzle
@@SteveSmith-ze5mwcan't blame you, she got a pretty sweet bodonkadunk
@@Khan.WrathOfriiiiizzzzleeeerrrr
probably would be a way to get ahold of whitney webb 🤔 something to be weary of
This is the best single man show in the history of comedy
You mean the world.
Tim don't even need guests. His rants are just naturally funny
"Help RFK get a warning label on the Uncrustable" I'm dead 😂😂😂
I love uncrustables 😂
@@hmars6368they’re so fuckin good 💀 we have them at the house but I still buy them at the gas station fridge all the time too 💀
Frozen uncrustables are of the devil.
Hb poptarts? 😅😅
Not going to stop eating uncrustables or pop tarts 🤣
"I got scammed fair and square"😂😂😂😂I needed this
I wanna see a video of RFK angrily flipping over tables full of fried chicken and fast food
Like Jesus and the money changers in the temple
Nothing wrong with fried chicken and fast food...The enemy cooks it in poison and inject it with poison.That makes it an act of war...
Not the fried chicken!!! 🍗
@@c0ld5teel "it's poison " RFK voice*
Tim joked last week about RFK beheading the CEO of Yum! brands.😂
I love hearing the guy laugh loud in the background, he must have one of the best jobs going.
“He’s gotta go into Jimmy Dean with the military.”
Solid advice. 😂😂😂😂😂
We wish all of us well.
Tee off!
Good thing the Leader is forgiving
@@colez6366yes good thing otherwise freedom of speech means nadda
We truly do
@@DontLookDontSee-t3syou didn’t watch the episode before this, or you would have understood the joke, learn up!
Tim Dillon has GOTTA BE the most consistently funny comedian podcaster. Everyone else i get bored of after a while. With Tim he has this thing where he is constantly hilarious just through expressing his stream of consciousness.
I mean
Yes or yes?
Why do you keep saying stream of consciousness
He's just gifting on reality around. Talent.
@@Shouldvesaidsomething69 It sounds cool
love that the phone case is camouflaged into the table
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to feel this way.
Good, it shouldn't distract from our weekly fake business lesson.
tim is so sly
Life in the big city.
Hahaha I didn’t even see that
Tim Dillon is lowkey a chaotic queen
Huh
Lowkey?
@@Sludgedumpit’s ok let’s be welcoming of the gen z ers
Tim Diva Dillion 💅
Pleased to see I’m not the sole diva in the room. here to listen and learn
I always wonder how many ads can be crammed into a 1 hour podcast and every week this man continues to amaze me
I'm gay but there's too many comments so no one will ever know
I’ll know
We all know
Get him!!!
I know and hope everyone knows the full extent of your gayness ❤🌈
Please like so everyone knows
We need more RFK impressions......"You're killing people." 😂😂😂
Why doesn't rfk get a voice box thing
“This is poison!”
The triple dipper is killing the people!!!
he nails it 😂😂
I feel bad for loving his impressions-
Props to the studio for addressing the symmetry and reverb issues from the previous episodes comments section.
Timmy got the money for a real producer 👍
now the audio is out of sync
Thank god it was so bad last episode
@@TheCheffJeffyeah it’s like .1 seconds off
@@TheCheffJeffyeah I think the fixed the echo in post and layer the sound and tried hard to sync but just missed rip
That laughter in the background is absolutely _priceless!!_
Tim and Alex J as press secretary tag team!!! 1000% 🤣😂🤣🤙🏼
Top tier bread and circus 😂😂😂
@ we definitely have the Circus, but the Bread is lacking…Even the Romans knew you had to feed the homeless. ✌🏼🤙🏼😊
I yelled out “that’s Tim Dillon” during joker 2
You're THAT guy? Jeez.
And no one was there to hear you
Y watch that crap
Best part of the movie
Yes !
“I’m sitting here defending Putin, and I’ve still got nothing! Tim Pool gets a new beanie, but i get nothing!” Hahahahah 😂
A underrated joke for sure 😂😂😂
😂😂
Tim Pool has a closet full of identical beanies, like Peter griffin shirts.
It's just sad that he did get something. He got the victory that was demanded by his job. He acts like he gets nothing while probably having dinner with Putin and glazing him.
Funny as sh!+
There’s more life in 8 minutes of this show than all of Jake Paul & Mike Tyson’s 8 rounds
Every guy over 50 felt that loss
😂😂😂
@@hotpocketz8258 He was sick!
@@hotpocketz8258every guy over 50? I’m 27 and it shattered my reality. What the fuck was that dance?
Staged
Highly likely there will be partnerships between X or Tesla with Quarden Token
I love jokes, sarcasm, and comedy but you keep me in sheer hysterics. I literally scream w laughter with your show.
Tim's defense of Kristi Noem for Sec of Homeland Security is the best I've heard - "That's what homeland security is - you protect the neighbor's chickens." - somebody get him on the RNC payroll now.
Top tier observation 😂😂😂
😂
U think he isn't already? How does he afford all these fancy glasses then?
Marshawn Lynch knows this
I second
I wish tim would make a show where he answers the questions from the liberal reporters in the press room as though he is in fact the trump press secretary
I like it!
Genius
Definitely 😂
Such a sick idea 💡
Genius indeed. And shows his chops in re: Lee Zeldin for EPA .... "He likes air more than water!"
I just realized Tim Dillon, is Rush Limbaugh and Chris Farley. If they were one. 🤯
This wins 😂😂
Like the "station" aliens in Bill and Ted's bogus journey that run into each other and combine
I'd say Art from The Burbs
“Ladies and gentleman”……
Farely was physical comedy guy and was amazing at it. The Chip N Dale's tryout with Patrick Swayze was peak sketch comedy.
With Elon and Trump now working with Quarden Token is going to absolutely blow up
The next 4 years of this show will be the greatest ever
This is becoming a Saturday tradition at this point
Welcome to the club
*Tee-off*
One of my favorite things about Saturday
Fun for the whole nuclear family
shabbat shalom
Tim Dillon talking about Tom Arnold’s comment on the reel about the molestation and the moms failure has me DYINGGGGGG 😭
Wonder if he sent a screenshot to Roseanne.💀💅
she is kinda attractive to be fair
@@kluneberg8952read the damn room 😂
@@stubstunner i am and so did tom arnold
Tom Arnold just giving the smoke out of nowhere is very funny
Weekly reminder Tim is the uncle we all deserve
Aunty Tim
Thank you
He is just another money hungry podcaster acting like they are real
Uncle Buck?
@@prodiG23 You think Tim acts like he's real? He's always gone out of his way to be as absurd as possible. Look at the man's glasses! For Christ's sake!
43:40 "they got a fat map here and he's coming! Do you understand that!?" 😂
Tim is the funniest man alive 😂 The staff laughing in the background is killing me hahaha 😂
Tim Dillon being an earthly incarnation of Ganesh is canon.
He is removing A LOT of obstacles.
cannons go boom
canons tell a story
****
Tim does have a very "Ganeshesuqe" archetype come to think of it LMAO
@@lazylion420Don’t interact with dorks like this. Bullying is back, so be cool.
Ooo i'd sample that
Watching with my cool aunt while listening to Dreams by Fleetwood Mac.
I have it on when I'm conducting real estate deals and doing serious fake business. 😅
Sounds woke to me
You all have adhd
@@saltyp123 Yeah. And?
Sounds fun
I’m smoking a marlboro light right now waiting for Tim to get on
"Asians like a light cigarette because they're responsible." - Tim, circa Porch Era
Howd u get so cool??? 😮
Btw - ur breath stank.
Dude elected pure Z l 0 N lS T Warhawks and no I'm not pro democrat either , it's all controlled 0ppz
Go get a potato and…
What are you straight. Get a Red so you can be the gay cowboy you always dreamed of.
Tim telling people they need to worry about what they're eating is like Keith Richards telling someone they should take less drugs...
50:40 Tim Dillon doing a British accent and if you close your eyes it is exactly what the orks from Warhammer 40K sound like
WAGH
"baja gordita crunch bring it back cowards"😂😂😂
😂💬 The Giggling Guy! He’s my favorite person on the set!!!
I don’t laugh much (I used to aaalll the time!, not anymore😕), so this dude, whoever he is, is my weekly reminder to smile, and that it is possible to audibly giggle. Love that dude!
His name is Clarence he does open mics in Hollywood Florida. Great guy
Secretary of Fake Business. We all need you in the White House, Tim
lol the president-elect will take it as a duel role
I prefer Fake Business Czar
My god, fucking interns and eating shrimp cocktails at 08:30 AM haha
I mean if D.O.G.E is a thing might as well do that
“He likes air more than water” 😂😂😂😂
Armie Hammer's mom strikes me as a hell of a dominatrix lol
She'd strike you, alright. 😂
@@jimmyrustler8983hey ohhhh! 😂😂😂
They got the sound together this time. Timmy sounded like he was yelling in the men's room last week.
He was
It was the microphone and the mix for the space, men’s room is a great description of how it sounded 😂
Tim does the BEST RFK impersonation 💯
Triple dipper! 😂
Matan Even too. Tim should go on his podcast.
It's perfect 💯
Best line “I have driven to Connecticut for soup.”.
Man soup
I have many time s driven to connecticut for soup , for the lobster bisque at crab shell in stamford and the bisque at Blackstones steakhouse in Greenwich
I might be the soup in question i will neither confirm not deny
@@DasGoodSoup 🗽
Clam chowdahhh
I’m in favor of RFK telling me I can’t eat McDonalds twice per week or I have to do public service.
Food fascism 😂😂
I want the Paul Saladino label on large fries "This overcooked, over processed oil is as toxic as smoking 3 packs of Camels."
“State law!!”
@@damnation89000😂
RFK will personally come to your door and give you 1,000 pushups.
I think Trump should have a team of press secretaries for one month term, Alex Jones ,Tim Dillon, Candace Owens etc., literally media would lost their minds.
A week at a time, they can donate their salaries to charity, add Rosanne and Gillis to the list. 😂
Miami is looking good on you Timothy
I’m sure he’s fully taking advantage of the fabulous oppertunity semaglutide brings us fatty-boom -Battys…. And good for him! If that’s the case… it’s a game changer for so many
@@leslielearnorth He was dying to visit DisneyWorld and try out the food
“Hey Hon just saw this now”🤣🤣
Tim fucking LOVES to impersonate the Costco family
DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE
Plot twist- he's the biological mother
RFK vs KFC
“They have to hate you now to love you…”
Brilliant
"this ice cream has poison in it" -RFK Jr (Tim D impression)😂
“Tim pools got a new beanie I got nothing!” Lmao
😂😂😂
It’s a real knife fight out there
I loved the new Netflix thing you put out. I call it thing cause I don’t know if your doing more of those or not. You really should do more, that was actually really entertaining to watch.
Never would I have thought I would look to Tim Dillon to form my opinions on these picks. Thanks Tim
My Saturday morning cartoons thanks Tim!
That's my Saturdays lol gutfeld, Tim, and Joe from the day before lmao
Thanks
Hope all is well Tim. As always, Thanks🙏✊🙌🇺🇸
Make polio great again 🇺🇸
His name is Armand Douglas Hammer. Arm & hammer. She named him after f'ing baking soda.
Base cocaine was popular in the 80s.
@ShadowBand_on_YT good point
He's not the only member of his family to bear the same name. Very interesting family, you should definitely look into them.
@@roddypiper7404 I've watched a documentary on his wannabe cannibalism, but knew nothing really of his family. I'll look into it.
There was a rich guy by that nàme who got rich by buying fabrege eggs
Tim is getting better and better!!
The world needs more influencers like this intelligent 19 year old
Tim is gonna be staying up late at night thinking about how he didn't have Tulsi on the pod. 🤣
Starring up at the ceiling in silence
Well I'm excited to hear his full on ranting about this topic. Tim for press secretary, no one can handle a crowd like he can.
Chaining through marlboro lights and screaming about knife fights and Q anon!
His mentor, Alex Jones, must be press secretary.
I love the idea but it’s not practical for our weekly slop
The smoking hot little blonde from 2020 should. She was perfect and I don’t know why she’s never mentioned at all.
Because your existence has no meaning.
Haven't enjoyed a Tim Dillion Show episode like this in a while great one Tim
Quarden Token will make millionaires, after CEX listing it will blow up.
Tim's impression of the hawk tui girl cracks me up 😂
Tim sings “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” followed by “Footloose” in the shower 😂
I listen to Tim because i prefer high intellectual comedy.
Yes or yes
@@lewisblank9475true or fact
I listen to Tim because I'm gay
He really is one of the most switched on people I know and he's funny af on top.
@@trel9388yes or yes?
US National Debt = $36 TRILLION
Israel National Debt = 0
Somebody is being robbed blind. 😂
Didn’t you knew that stating facts are antisemitic?
One nation under ZOG
It's just numbers...there's no debt.
Robbing or being smart in how they go about things?
@ There’s no inflation either? 😂
Best truthful, entertaining analysis of this last week.
"Get the fat map up!" I think I busted a gut.
I’m cracking up with the fat Map.. it’s OVER 😭😂
They've got to be easier to spot on Google Earth/Spy satellites.
Tim should have had the "DNC" build a replica of his studio in Florida for $100,000 😆
i dont always give you thumbs up these days tim, but when you went on the homeland security/chicken security rant, i had to drop a thumbs up.
Ben’s laugh brings me so much joy lol
Got some bad news for ya fella..
@@blindthrallLMAOOO
Timmy would've made the best press secretary this country has ever had
30:00 “homeland security is about securing the homeland”
“Protect the chickens”
Make him Trump’s speechwriter goddamn it
this isnt even the right timestamp you ass
You damn right
I have never watched a submittal video for Press Secretary before.
Tim Dillon is the prophet. The Messiah. Havent even finished the episode yet but it’s so funny. Great episode
Tim got it right on the environment discussion
Brands like “The Wellness Company” are an excellent example of poor antibiotic stewardship. Allowing everyone and their mother to take a z-pack every time they have a sniffle is the kind of thing that leads to rampant antibiotic resistance. It’s going to be really scary when a simple atypical pneumonia requires broad spectrum antibiotics. There’s a reason doctors exist.
Shilling for this company is a new low.
We wish Mrs Hammer well
Hope her husband doesn't get peckish....
The Gen Z people I know aren’t thinking strategically about their lives. They go work at dead end jobs and go sit in their room and watch P, play video games or gamble online. They have no interest in relationships, and when they spend time with their friends, it’s sitting in a room on a computer together.
*** I’d like to add, they all describe themselves the way Tim did.
They all think they’re on some amazing career path. Yet in reality, they work at a dead-end minimum wage job with no upward mobility and are taking ZERO steps toward entering the career field they proclaim to intend to be successful in.
They state as fact that they intend to marry and have children, yet they take ZERO steps to meet anyone in the real world, and when they do, they hardly make it past the first date because the person doesn’t instantly check every single box they have unrealistically pre-decided must be checked (meanwhile they themselves meet none of the criteria they insist on in a partner).
Overall they have ZERO self-awareness or understanding whatsoever of their situation or what it takes to achieve the goals they claim to have for themselves.
But don’t let that stop them from harshly judging their peers who are exactly the same as them.
This is what happens when teachers take away pogs and hackey sacks
You just described men in China
How dare you forget alcohol/substance abuse
@@Josh-the-man The Gen z people I know don’t drink or do drugs. They don’t do anything fun they’re supposed to have gotten out of their system by now.
@@Josh-the-man I know tons of Gen X functional alcoholics and recovered heroin addicts. And even more millennial friends who have died from fentanyl. And a handful who are in recovery from opioids. Everyone drank but either stopped, grew up and drank responsibly, or graduated on to various other drugs before landing on fentanyl.
I love that we can hear bro laughing in the background, so funny.
It’s like the fake laugh in iCarly but it actually adds to the comedic effect 😂😂😂
'Nestle has more power than the CIA' 😅
"They got a fat map here, and he's COMING!"
🤣🤣🤣
Try taking that Big Mac from Trumps hands 😂😂😂
Tim should have Nick Rochefort as a guest, they were great on scuffed realtor together!
Actually occasional real estate segments on the show w/Nick would be chef's 😘
Back to back pods in a cathedral. The reverb is crazy. They should be paying you to podcast there 🥲
Opens with a commercial. Classy.
I'm a 76 year old southern dude. Tim is the real deal to me. Crazy..... smart....
And most important a Gay man 😊 . @ beerman
I’m 23 we’re on the same wavelength OG 🤝
New meaning to the phrase fine young cannibal.
I support RFK Jr. Banning late night fast food. I need help lol
Tim Pool’s got a new beanie 😅 27:26
19:49 - I cackled at the Tom Arnold rizz comment 😂💀