Skyrim theme misheard lyrics

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @womedrah1415
    @womedrah1415 5 лет назад +8967

    Legends say anora has still not found out who's assaulting her son

    • @the1stassassin422
      @the1stassassin422 5 лет назад +243

      The one crime forensic science can't solve

    • @HZTenh17g
      @HZTenh17g 5 лет назад +170

      Use the Elder Scroll at the singles party

    • @Jinx5084
      @Jinx5084 4 года назад +79

      2020 theme investigation is still ongoing

    • @AdrianBludfang
      @AdrianBludfang 4 года назад +58

      We found the guy. You have to talk to the guy in that cave who asks you retrieve that thing in that long dungeon.

    • @chloeandrews91
      @chloeandrews91 4 года назад +50

      Maybe it was Simon again

  • @stevo19991
    @stevo19991 5 лет назад +7567

    2022 and still Anora hasn't found out who's assaulting my son

  • @polskaryba4694
    @polskaryba4694 5 лет назад +9256

    "USE A SWORD, THANK THE LORD" sounds like a crusade

  • @PewPewBeets
    @PewPewBeets 3 года назад +1349

    I find it funny how the choir put the most energy into saying "a boooooooob!"

    • @My2t1cl3g3nd
      @My2t1cl3g3nd 3 года назад +18

      Yes

    • @dergereatl8796
      @dergereatl8796 3 года назад +51

      Same with "Poooooooorn" in deathnote opening 2 misheard lyrics

    • @AdrianBludfang
      @AdrianBludfang 3 года назад +24

      And makes sense cuz Dibella is goddess of beauty

    • @AuVeI
      @AuVeI 3 года назад +15

      it reflects the skyrim modding scene

    • @doomkitty7579
      @doomkitty7579 3 года назад +8

      just one, no more, no less.

  • @kassi2562
    @kassi2562 5 лет назад +21453

    What is heard can’t be unheard

    • @potsky2147
      @potsky2147 5 лет назад +211

      Agreed

    • @BlazexHD
      @BlazexHD 5 лет назад +357

      USE A SWORD, THANK THE LORD, WHAT IS GOOD, OH MY GOD!

    • @daws1620
      @daws1620 5 лет назад +70

      It's a pony so far

    • @joec6597
      @joec6597 5 лет назад +12

      wrg, unx any nmw

    • @bjarnehansen1101
      @bjarnehansen1101 5 лет назад +38

      GOTTA PEE; GOTTA PEE xDD

  • @irfan-6506
    @irfan-6506 4 года назад +1709

    "was it simon who stapled my heart?"
    "to the floor"
    w h a t

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 5 лет назад +1701

    " and he said sauce is good for *MEEEEAT PIIIIIE!* "
    Best thing I've heard all my life

    • @poliowuv
      @poliowuv 5 лет назад +15

      I killed 5 children

    • @Gltch-mj3zf
      @Gltch-mj3zf 5 лет назад +7

      @@poliowuv nice

    • @thatonefloridaguy40
      @thatonefloridaguy40 5 лет назад +3

      @@poliowuv teach us ur ways

    • @adlay4181
      @adlay4181 5 лет назад +8

      @@poliowuv weakling! I hit atleast 17 children with my car each morning

    • @floydblock3336
      @floydblock3336 5 лет назад

      The chicken pot pie adds holding up orphan meat pies

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 4 года назад +1423

    I'm so proud of this community

    • @Master_K14
      @Master_K14 3 года назад +30

      Ah.. We meet again
      Guess we have the same taste in RUclips content lol😂

    • @NinjaSnow
      @NinjaSnow 3 года назад +14

      @@Master_K14 Or he just might know where you will be

    • @christianbarnes9936
      @christianbarnes9936 3 года назад +2

      Me to

    • @yohan2968
      @yohan2968 3 года назад +1

      Oh hello there

    • @Master_K14
      @Master_K14 3 года назад +4

      @@yohan2968 general kenobi

  • @astronomalia
    @astronomalia 5 лет назад +3163

    "USE A SWORD! THANK THE LORD!"
    *Literally every mage fight ever*

    • @rishi7629
      @rishi7629 5 лет назад +54

      You're not good mage then..

    • @mattcarter3150
      @mattcarter3150 5 лет назад +10

      Underrated comment😂

    • @flareardiente434
      @flareardiente434 5 лет назад +54

      Battle mages are better, killer fucking sword in one hand and ignite in the other, fuck everyone

    • @MrCharlesleray
      @MrCharlesleray 5 лет назад +11

      Deus vult!!

    • @beeboypsycho78
      @beeboypsycho78 5 лет назад +24

      @@flareardiente434 Naw man, mages who can just spawn in an flame atronach and a bound sword are the best

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 4 года назад +6530

    The worst thing about this is it actually makes sense.

    • @God_Is_An_Atheist
      @God_Is_An_Atheist 4 года назад +191

      you mean the best thing

    • @cayden8794
      @cayden8794 4 года назад +152

      Yeah totally, gotta pee.

    • @perrytheplatypus9386
      @perrytheplatypus9386 4 года назад +94

      But the meats in the jar, it's a pony so far

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 4 года назад +42

      Maybe that's actually what they're saying, just very edited?

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 4 года назад +66

      @@perrytheplatypus9386 he said sauce is good for MEEEEEAAAAAAT

  • @Stalker_UwU_
    @Stalker_UwU_ 4 года назад +4456

    "I was an adventurer like you, until Simon stapled my heart to the floor."

    • @Warframe_lover42
      @Warframe_lover42 4 года назад +42

      What the frick !??!?!?!?

    • @ShadowBorn-hr8dl
      @ShadowBorn-hr8dl 4 года назад +65

      Underated comment of the year

    • @spysideways7824
      @spysideways7824 4 года назад +10

      LOL

    • @justindaily1677
      @justindaily1677 4 года назад +73

      You thought I was a adventurer like you but it was i, Dio!

    • @animan-2389
      @animan-2389 4 года назад +18

      My favorite thing I ever heard in Skyrim because they died after they said it.

  • @cathryndowns8528
    @cathryndowns8528 3 года назад +419

    2:08 "USE A SWORD! THANK THE LORD, WAS IT GOOD? OH MY GOD!
    Legit sounds like lyrics that would belong in a crusaders song. I know the song is suppose to be a joke but that part actually sounds very powerful.

  • @CurdledUrine
    @CurdledUrine 8 лет назад +2534

    The 3 Best parts about watching these:
    1) they never get old
    2) they make sense when you read them.
    3) amazing music.

    • @naznaz1212
      @naznaz1212 7 лет назад +37

      Cal Tony I believe it's called priming when they add words so your hear what you're expecting to hear its a brain trick

    • @danielm7371
      @danielm7371 7 лет назад

      Cal Tony I

    • @vo3_bigpizza_yt921
      @vo3_bigpizza_yt921 7 лет назад +1

      Cal Tony Yeah it makes sence

    • @felixthefox100
      @felixthefox100 7 лет назад +1

      Nate williamson it's more like the McGurk effect I think

    • @brebmeb7882
      @brebmeb7882 7 лет назад +2

      Cal Tony those missheared lyrics aren't making any sence, because the skyrim maintheme was written and singed in the dragonlanguage.

  • @phomgus
    @phomgus 5 лет назад +836

    When u say random things in the most dramatic tune
    "FORK"

    • @shrek7901
      @shrek7901 5 лет назад +2

      @@daws1620
      His profile pic is Jeff the killer (Creepypasta)

    • @daws1620
      @daws1620 5 лет назад +3

      @@shrek7901 yeah i know (and i accidentaly deleted my reply RIP)

    • @AceKaliburOfficial
      @AceKaliburOfficial 5 лет назад +10

      A BOOOOOOB

    • @Dustifly
      @Dustifly 5 лет назад +4

      Gotta peeeeeee!!!

    • @airawolfie6237
      @airawolfie6237 5 лет назад +4

      WAS IT SIMON WHO STAPLED MY HEART TO THE FLOOR?
      Go to sleep. Hehehehe

  • @kadedillow4648
    @kadedillow4648 5 лет назад +5426

    RUclips: recommends this video
    Literally everyone: plays skyrim again for 300+ hours

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 3 года назад +356

    Fucks sake, I tried to listen to the normal version and it's literally impossible for me to unhear "has Anora found out... who's assaulting your son? No not me, or my peeps, or the guard would cry!"

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 3 года назад +26

      Gotta pee. Gotta pee. For the singles party.

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 3 года назад +13

      For the night, for the food, gor the guard was drunk.

    • @gordonfinlayson8822
      @gordonfinlayson8822 3 года назад +5

      I cant lie I wait for the A BOOOOOB! Part of the chorus it always brings a larger smile t o my face, though I'm already smiling. Bless Skyrim💖

    • @soulstriker1362
      @soulstriker1362 3 года назад +8

      *USE A SWORD, THANK THE LORD! WAS IT GOOD? OH MY GOD! AND MUSTARD OH! ABELLA! A BOOOOOB! Was it Simon who stapled my Heart to the Floor?*

    • @redgamer4967
      @redgamer4967 3 года назад +1

      whats up hula hoop he loves polo hes not full up

  • @brockschlothauer2566
    @brockschlothauer2566 4 года назад +2131

    Man, hearing this song while fighting a dragon low level was the most pumped up sh*t I’ve ever felt

  • @moss5455
    @moss5455 5 лет назад +2801

    It’s like a google translate song
    It kind of makes sense but doesn’t in the same time

  • @axphine
    @axphine 5 лет назад +4849

    *"And he said... Sauce is good for meat!"*
    He's not wrong.

  • @tomori9971
    @tomori9971 4 года назад +129

    Someone needs to tell Simon to stop stapling hearts to the floor

  • @NachoLibreGOAT
    @NachoLibreGOAT 9 лет назад +2185

    Who's assaulting your son. No not me, or my peeps or the guards will cry.
    That's when I lost it

    • @Bigironslinger
      @Bigironslinger 7 лет назад +58

      Your sweet roll?
      I know your comment is at least a year old. I would have been here to comment sooner, but I had an arrow in my knee.

    • @baybeheem4803
      @baybeheem4803 7 лет назад +22

      Clay Summerford bro same I lost it and my mom came in and asked "is that a weed??" And she called 911 on the microwave and someone in the microwave said "911 what's your emergency" and after that I was dazed and confused on what happened and how the fuck did I get here

    • @adaboss9986
      @adaboss9986 7 лет назад +12

      For me it's " and he said, sauce is good for MEEEEEEAAT PIEEEEEEE" that kilked me XD

    • @krizzlekrax5278
      @krizzlekrax5278 7 лет назад +10

      For me it was when it said "was it simon that stapled my heart... to the floor?!" I completely lost it then :D

    • @krizzlekrax5278
      @krizzlekrax5278 7 лет назад +1

      +Broken Goku The references tho

  • @shadowfire205
    @shadowfire205 10 лет назад +3061

    Its as if the nords are explaining their party night XD

    • @UriGerhard
      @UriGerhard 10 лет назад +153

      Or they got challenged to a drinking game where they could win a staff...

    • @shadowkiller4000
      @shadowkiller4000 10 лет назад +25

      UriGerhard dat rose doh

    • @WorstUsernameEverrr
      @WorstUsernameEverrr  10 лет назад +131

      lol yeh I don't know where my head when to for some of these lyrics

    • @SuperNinjaMan55
      @SuperNinjaMan55 7 лет назад +36

      #UndercoverNordInThalmorEmbassy

    • @KingBLUCK
      @KingBLUCK 7 лет назад +8

      Worst Username Ever I don't think it was you I think it was the head director of music in skyrim because it should be your version because it's that accurate

  • @koelee
    @koelee 5 лет назад +1545

    This has me imaging the Greybeards having a drunk party with meat pies, swords, staplers and a boob.

    • @jacobniemann4756
      @jacobniemann4756 5 лет назад +58

      But only when they let out the secret greybeard Simon the Spicy

    • @blazingissac8938
      @blazingissac8938 5 лет назад +7

      @@jacobniemann4756 lmfao

    • @OronoDiane
      @OronoDiane 5 лет назад +9

      I'd go

    • @austintaylor2958
      @austintaylor2958 5 лет назад +4

      @@quirkalurk2491 you're think of greymanes and battleborn not greybeards and battleborns

    • @LolfaceXD6
      @LolfaceXD6 5 лет назад +8

      A boooooooooob!

  • @dilldoe2182
    @dilldoe2182 3 года назад +344

    Me: boots up skyrim
    My brain: GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE FOR THE SINGLES PARTY

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 3 года назад +15

      Best thing to hear when starting a game, honestly.

    • @Peeky-Meeky
      @Peeky-Meeky 2 года назад +6

      FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE FOOD

    • @highland2246
      @highland2246 2 года назад +1

      Best use of music when infiltrating Thalmor Embassy

    • @subzero7349
      @subzero7349 2 года назад

      @@highland2246 You're right dude. Ahhaha 😁👍

    • @subzero7349
      @subzero7349 2 года назад +1

      You're just a brilliant villain.😂👍

  • @lordseafood
    @lordseafood 4 года назад +2671

    My friend: you know the lyrics right?
    Me: yeah, totally
    Also me:

    • @Samlengik
      @Samlengik 4 года назад +7

      Now you have 69 likes :D

    • @KSofficial141
      @KSofficial141 4 года назад +12

      Praise the Lord frogging cool oh my god me gusta lol hes not gay yeah hes our gooood, nacho cheese, nacho cheese, no thats not for me, oh my god, look at the sky, bucket out of the sky, aahhh, ah ah ah yah, ah ah ah yah.

    • @therustedknight6076
      @therustedknight6076 4 года назад +1

      Now you have 369 likes

    • @youknow7573
      @youknow7573 4 года назад +1

      @@KSofficial141 is that a fus ro dah reference?

    • @catxray1603
      @catxray1603 4 года назад

      @@Samlengik 669 now

  • @dergtreb
    @dergtreb 4 года назад +583

    I feel like this is what the dova-kin would sing after his had to much to drink

    • @thedripof9439
      @thedripof9439 4 года назад +20

      Yep. This is what he was singing on a night to rember

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 4 года назад +17

      @@thedripof9439 the Dragonborn sang it to Moira(the Hagraven) after they proposed 😆

    • @waterlegend_1238
      @waterlegend_1238 4 года назад +11

      so during the drinking contest for the dadric staff

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 4 года назад +1

      I mean, a drunk humanoid cat would probably say this

    • @QuanTrietLOL
      @QuanTrietLOL 4 года назад +1

      Or more specific, after he drink with his pal Sam Guevenne

  • @dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119
    @dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119 9 лет назад +239

    For the night!
    For the food!
    For the guard was drunk!
    sounds like an epic party

  • @crunchytaco3364
    @crunchytaco3364 3 года назад +83

    "I was an adventurer like you, until i had to pee for the singles party"

    • @mohit7636
      @mohit7636 3 года назад +1

      Damn underrated

    • @j.pinardgaming985
      @j.pinardgaming985 3 года назад +1

      *EXTREMELY underrated*
      *Wtf, this is pure Genius -why??*
      Keep that wit going!

  • @CaptainWobbs
    @CaptainWobbs 5 лет назад +587

    This tells a more intriguing story than the real lyrics.

  • @jonasplett172
    @jonasplett172 4 года назад +1143

    “Sauce is good for MEEEEAAAATTT PIEEEEE” oh i lost it😂

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 4 года назад +10

      I lost it on the RUUFFF

    • @sirhenry9313
      @sirhenry9313 4 года назад +3

      Me too!

    • @5iftyshadesofgay
      @5iftyshadesofgay 4 года назад +6

      Not wrong tho, bbq sauce is the best and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 4 года назад +4

      @@5iftyshadesofgay A-1 steak sauce, my dude, but bbq is number 1.5

    • @5iftyshadesofgay
      @5iftyshadesofgay 4 года назад +1

      @@AJDaniels5298 ok that’s fair

  • @bobfiddledoodle824
    @bobfiddledoodle824 7 лет назад +576

    I've never heard these words before, but now I can't un-hear it

  • @HelvecioGomes
    @HelvecioGomes 4 года назад +71

    I lost it on "soon they find my craaap" 😂😂😂

  • @yoonkong5789
    @yoonkong5789 4 года назад +1449

    Plot twist: Simon assaulted Anora’s son by stapling his heart to the floor.

    • @xxsaffiregirlxxp9654
      @xxsaffiregirlxxp9654 4 года назад +10

      :O how dares Simon!

    • @burntcocaine5794
      @burntcocaine5794 4 года назад +16

      Well at least it wasnt murder. Just assault

    • @ThatGuy21872
      @ThatGuy21872 4 года назад +14

      @@burntcocaine5794 but.... the guy's heart... is on.... the floor.

    • @SimplyJustKari
      @SimplyJustKari 4 года назад +5

      @@ThatGuy21872 HES A VAMPIRE

    • @theogreenaway7401
      @theogreenaway7401 4 года назад +6

      " Simon says! Staple your heart to the floor" " ok. Wait WHAT" " SIMON SAYS SO DO IT" " or else what" " OR ELSE ILL ASSUACLT YOUR SON"

  • @jesselicon328
    @jesselicon328 7 лет назад +833

    I've played Skyrim and I can confirm this is an exact representation

    • @GrandElderTurtle
      @GrandElderTurtle 7 лет назад +5

      Skyrim will never be the same again 3days later Im playing it

    • @codyknutson2382
      @codyknutson2382 7 лет назад +1

      Jesse Licon I'm pretty sure you don't actually Hear it in the game

    • @Str1king_c0bra
      @Str1king_c0bra 7 лет назад +3

      Everybody has played slyrim

    • @crimsonrose1526
      @crimsonrose1526 7 лет назад

      Michael McDonald i haven't....

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 7 лет назад +1

      Jesse Licon i can dubbel confirm

  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 6 лет назад +3330

    Top 10 questions science still can't answer:
    Who's assaulting Anora's son?

  • @ghostofsushismaa5218
    @ghostofsushismaa5218 3 года назад +82

    Braith:*bullies my daughter*
    Me:*quicksaves*
    Braith: *my time has come*

    • @ThatGuy21872
      @ThatGuy21872 3 года назад +6

      I don't even have to quicksave. Lucia just takes out her wooden sword and beats the shit out of Braith.

    • @ghostofsushismaa5218
      @ghostofsushismaa5218 3 года назад +11

      @@ThatGuy21872 medieval problems require medieval solutions

    • @ThatGuy21872
      @ThatGuy21872 3 года назад +3

      @@ghostofsushismaa5218 damn right

    • @SealEggs
      @SealEggs 3 года назад +6

      @@ThatGuy21872 I find it hilarious that we both have Lucia as a daughter and both let Lucia beat the shit out of Braith with a long stick

    • @ThatGuy21872
      @ThatGuy21872 3 года назад +3

      @@SealEggs just doing the Divines work.

  • @BangtanObsessed
    @BangtanObsessed 5 лет назад +612

    When you hear "Here's a sword!! Thank the lord! F*cking cool!!! Oh my goood!"

    • @BangtanObsessed
      @BangtanObsessed 5 лет назад +15

      2:08

    • @jinohsjihnos5460
      @jinohsjihnos5460 5 лет назад +7

      My favourite part of the whole thing

    • @Orthestral
      @Orthestral 5 лет назад +2

      Me Gusta

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 5 лет назад +20

      I'm still stuck with it as
      "Stick a swooooord,
      in the looooord!
      Fucking cool!
      Oh my god!
      Me gustaaavaa!
      These potatoes,
      are gooooooooooooOOOOOOD"

    • @togekiss6806
      @togekiss6806 5 лет назад +2

      Use a sword

  • @foxscoutz
    @foxscoutz 4 года назад +2295

    "Who's assaulting your son?" Sounds like it fits the best

  • @TheUbner
    @TheUbner 4 года назад +669

    at least he and his Peeps are not assaulting Anora's son.

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 3 года назад +18

    almost a decade later and this is still a deep fried mess.
    I love it.

    • @Defirence
      @Defirence Год назад

      coming back to this 5+ years later was honestly the best thing I did this year, today, this week and month lmfao

  • @Anno888
    @Anno888 5 лет назад +933

    *_And He said sauce is good for MEAAAT_*

  • @codepearmaster
    @codepearmaster 5 лет назад +2228

    Me: Being a nerd and looking up the lyrics and dragontongue just to sing along
    Other people: A BOOOOOOOB

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 5 лет назад +17

      Same. I was learning that.

    • @rougerabbit1409
      @rougerabbit1409 5 лет назад +26

      CodePearMaster I mastered dragon tongue in the 6th grade, was easy

    • @LvDalek
      @LvDalek 5 лет назад +1

      neat

    • @puppypoundplayer8851
      @puppypoundplayer8851 5 лет назад +16

      SAUCE IS GOOD FOR MEEEEEAAAAAAT PIIIIEEEE

    • @rinisdovah
      @rinisdovah 5 лет назад +1

      Dovahkiin, dovahkiin, naal ok siin los vahriin

  • @mcmuffinstuffer1217
    @mcmuffinstuffer1217 4 года назад +876

    “Sauce is good for meat pie”
    -random unknown person

  • @likon6926
    @likon6926 3 года назад +51

    "HAHA, POLO"
    i'm laughing so hard

    • @thechase4314
      @thechase4314 2 года назад

      Well structured and thought joke : nothing
      "HAHA , POLO" : Wheeeeeeeeeeeze

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 лет назад +2178

    I knew I was singing to the lyrics correctly, don't know why I had to look up the lyrics for it.

    • @yalikuxisi9345
      @yalikuxisi9345 6 лет назад +20

      I wi;; never un hear this every time i play skyrim and ppl ask what the hell are u singing? and im like skyrim! >:3

    • @WobblyAruku
      @WobblyAruku 6 лет назад +7

      Who is Gotta Pee?

    • @kataysu
      @kataysu 6 лет назад +3

      Jëllîē Lãg think you mean I like Skyrim, not I'm like Skyrim. Basically you are saying you are similar to a video game

    • @mrdevious9113
      @mrdevious9113 6 лет назад +2

      UnknownCresil what he/she means by im like skyrim is that he or she replys to his/her friends skyrim

    • @evc8145
      @evc8145 6 лет назад +2

      @DeathStrike 56 no it's not dragonborn

  • @cyceryx
    @cyceryx 4 года назад +1949

    8 years later and Anora still hasn't found out who's assaulting my son

  • @webbnotic8982
    @webbnotic8982 5 лет назад +567

    Legend says they’re still looking for who assaulted your son.

    • @witchy_sith1571
      @witchy_sith1571 5 лет назад +8

      WebbNotic it was Nazeem

    • @kennymccormick9973
      @kennymccormick9973 5 лет назад +2

      Mys sons dead by now 🤣🤣

    • @hexofastora9173
      @hexofastora9173 5 лет назад +1

      It was probably Nazism he keeps his captured kids in the cloud district

    • @C_Cooke
      @C_Cooke 5 лет назад +1

      At least we know that it wasn’t him or his peeps

    • @assassinsword5922
      @assassinsword5922 5 лет назад

      The legends arent true, unless, A DRAGON!!!÷!

  • @gus.5415
    @gus.5415 4 года назад +66

    People In 2021 : "WAKE UP SAMURAI, WE GOTTA CITY TO BURN"
    Me 2021 : "Hey, You're Finally Awake"

  • @mizobannana5119
    @mizobannana5119 4 года назад +712

    "Use the sword, Thank the lord, Was it good?"
    That sounded wrong

  • @christianpuga9424
    @christianpuga9424 4 года назад +1153

    "USE THE SWORD,
    THANK THE LORD"
    Bread boys approves

  • @sarthakvinchurkar
    @sarthakvinchurkar 6 лет назад +2003

    I can't believe I'm 6 years late in watching this

  • @Skydog6301
    @Skydog6301 4 года назад +27

    I remember watching this in middle school when it came out and thinking it was the best thing ever

  • @WitheredFreddo
    @WitheredFreddo 6 лет назад +1762

    Who knew the dragon-borns we're at a single party eating meat.

  • @RealWardon
    @RealWardon 5 лет назад +681

    "Sauce is good for MEAAAAAAAAT PIIIIIIE!"
    This line made me laugh so hard that im texting from sovengarde😂

    • @Luksed12
      @Luksed12 5 лет назад +9

      The MEAAAAT part was funny and I thought that was it and then unexpectidly the PIIIIIIE came xd

    • @svartrbrisingr6141
      @svartrbrisingr6141 5 лет назад +3

      FORK!

    • @themrcrow2901
      @themrcrow2901 5 лет назад +3

      Same. As well as "A BOOOOOB!!!"

    • @drummerboy9128
      @drummerboy9128 5 лет назад +6

      Save me a spot in the afterlife

    • @Giant_Dad
      @Giant_Dad 5 лет назад +2

      Even better cuz there's a merchant in Solitude at the King Olaf Festival who yells "MEAT PIEEES!"

  • @joshuapemberton5017
    @joshuapemberton5017 4 года назад +1251

    Throwback to 2012 when this shit and other misheard lyrics literally had me falling off my chair laughing

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 3 года назад +12

    This and the "arrow in the knee" song will be always be my favourite videos of skyrim

    • @Summon256
      @Summon256 Год назад

      Kajiit likes to sneka, no?

  • @pommedtress5524
    @pommedtress5524 4 года назад +699

    “He for shoe, FORK!”
    me: “ah, i see you’re a man of culture as well.....”

    • @cto4124
      @cto4124 4 года назад

      And soon they find

    • @lunamoon7044
      @lunamoon7044 4 года назад +2

      @FusionFlight @Eddie's Games
      Shoes eat forks

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like a line from a Shakespeare play;
      “What, you egg?”
      *he stabs him*

  • @-rayne-5363
    @-rayne-5363 4 года назад +2013

    Plot Twist:
    *These are the actual lyrics*

    • @drewprice9284
      @drewprice9284 4 года назад +30

      I know like it sounds so much like it might be the actual lyrics although it might be because I don’t know the real lyrics

    • @otterboysworkshop7024
      @otterboysworkshop7024 4 года назад +89

      These are the actual lyrics Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
      Naal ok zin los vahriin
      Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
      Ahrk fin norok paal graan
      Fod nust hon zindro zaan
      Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
      Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod
      Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein!
      Wo lost fron wah ney dov
      Ahrk fin reyliik do jul
      Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein
      Ahrk fin kel lost prodah,
      Do ved viing ko fin krah,
      Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
      Alduin, feyn do jun,
      Kruziik vokun staadnau,
      Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein!
      Nuz aan sul, fent alok,
      Fod fin vul dovah nok,
      Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
      Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!
      Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
      Naal ok zin los vahriin
      Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
      Ahrk fin norok paal graan
      Fod nust hon zindro zaan
      Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

    • @doom_slayer9035
      @doom_slayer9035 4 года назад +9

      @@otterboysworkshop7024 holy crap

    • @thedarkwhisper2206
      @thedarkwhisper2206 4 года назад +31

      @@otterboysworkshop7024 idk how people in Fandom can translate these dragon language. Adding the cherry to the top of the cake, they can identify the symbols too. Wtf

    • @otterboysworkshop7024
      @otterboysworkshop7024 4 года назад +18

      @@thedarkwhisper2206 there some websites that allow it also in the book game guide practically the first page translates the title song

  • @mattb7845
    @mattb7845 6 лет назад +1000

    I use to be an adventurer like you, then I took a staple to the heart.

    • @hilariouswolf9759
      @hilariouswolf9759 6 лет назад +9

      lol they always say that they took an arrow in the knee I just love how someone made a song on it

    • @fiercespiritwolf
      @fiercespiritwolf 6 лет назад +2

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @jaylopo1245
      @jaylopo1245 6 лет назад +11

      I used to be an adventurer like you, until I AM ALREADY TRACER

    • @_nataliebeck_
      @_nataliebeck_ 6 лет назад +4

      I used to be and adventurer like you, than I took an arrow in the knee, just ask any of my fellow guards... 😂

    • @Agent_Cirno
      @Agent_Cirno 6 лет назад +2

      Was your 100th like

  • @kleincelinttv1968
    @kleincelinttv1968 4 года назад +42

    i can never play skyrim again without hearing this 😂

    • @DementedDaedric
      @DementedDaedric 3 года назад +3

      And this is the song that plays when dragons randomly attack you. I laugh my ass off whenever this song plays

  • @phantomphoenix4981
    @phantomphoenix4981 6 лет назад +707

    This makes more sense than it should

  • @whamaster6735
    @whamaster6735 4 года назад +1868

    The weird thing is that when you read the words, you hear them too!

    • @s4rg380
      @s4rg380 4 года назад +28

      Indeed... 😅

    • @mostafaakhgar1
      @mostafaakhgar1 4 года назад +43

      I didn't hear words for 7 years,now I feel im immortal

    • @s4rg380
      @s4rg380 4 года назад +19

      @@mostafaakhgar1 High Hrothgar is open to you.

    • @shadowscribbles9078
      @shadowscribbles9078 4 года назад +7

      So it isn’t just me! Good to know!

    • @bandithunter902
      @bandithunter902 4 года назад +12

      Listening to this song gives you overpowered daedric armor

  • @Gabugm
    @Gabugm 4 года назад +861

    When you pass the lyrics work to Sheogorath

  • @greasygoose1322
    @greasygoose1322 4 года назад +25

    LLLLOOOOOLLLLL “was it Simon who stapled my heart?” I was dying 😂

  • @imtrying2969
    @imtrying2969 5 лет назад +953

    it's been five YEARS
    AND IM JUST FINDING THIS AGGAIN
    AND LAUGHING LIKE CICERO

    • @xe1351
      @xe1351 5 лет назад +3

      SAMMEE

    • @GageMason
      @GageMason 5 лет назад

      Five years since you found it I hope because it's been out for nearly 7

    • @cheesy7976
      @cheesy7976 5 лет назад +1

      Same here

    • @cheesy7976
      @cheesy7976 5 лет назад +6

      This video isn’t dead, it’s a faker, but if that’s your wish... I’ll oblige

    • @nenlara1
      @nenlara1 5 лет назад

      Sameeee

  • @leviepine1876
    @leviepine1876 7 лет назад +561

    This song tells the tale of the strangest party in history

    • @commiescum431
      @commiescum431 7 лет назад +23

      Levie Pine This was the audio of the party that fallowed by the defeat of alduin in the hall of valor. IT'S NOT STRANGE!!!

    • @leviepine1876
      @leviepine1876 7 лет назад +8

      Wafflefrogs101 well the end of the world was prevented sooooo.... I guess anything goes? You have a point.

    • @krystaltherouge2374
      @krystaltherouge2374 7 лет назад +2

      Levie Pine
      RIGHT

    • @DarkMagickan
      @DarkMagickan 7 лет назад +4

      Pretty sure Sanguine had a hand in that party.

    • @gse_panda1316
      @gse_panda1316 7 лет назад +1

      It's about a college graduation party

  • @NissanLeaf-ku7lc
    @NissanLeaf-ku7lc 5 лет назад +2579

    Everybody gangsta...
    *’Till you gotta pee for the singles party*

    • @degenera7039
      @degenera7039 5 лет назад +3

      Oh yeah, well, i was the 971st like, so, um, BEAT THAT

    • @woozyalmond1764
      @woozyalmond1764 5 лет назад +3

      It doesn't give the exact number after 1k like so yeah I'm somewhere there

    • @KBhunterx262
      @KBhunterx262 5 лет назад

      King Loz G oh yeah well I’m 1.2kth like

    • @CottageHound
      @CottageHound 5 лет назад

      Crack some more memes please

    • @OmegaRiley
      @OmegaRiley 5 лет назад

      Everybody gangsta till the choir starts barking.

  • @elyseekayonda5152
    @elyseekayonda5152 3 года назад +19

    These lyrics just go so well with the song, “
    GOTTA PEE
    GOTTA PEE
    For the singles party
    For the night
    For the food
    For the guard was drunk
    Has Anora found out?
    who’s assaulting your son?
    No not me
    Or my peeps
    Or the guard would cry”
    It works so well 😂😂 Masterpiece!!

  • @ANDZUkk1
    @ANDZUkk1 4 года назад +789

    Plot twist: the dragon tongue version actually translates to this

  • @divyaanshitoria
    @divyaanshitoria 5 лет назад +924

    This is this Guy's first RUclips upload and it has millions of views
    Guess not everybody started from zero

    • @letsargue9314
      @letsargue9314 5 лет назад +10

      do u think i could do it.

    • @divyaanshitoria
      @divyaanshitoria 5 лет назад +12

      @@letsargue9314 i believe anyone could do it

    • @divyaanshitoria
      @divyaanshitoria 5 лет назад +9

      @Syphon Gamer i know that and what are you trying to say with this comment?

    • @crimsonkarma13
      @crimsonkarma13 5 лет назад

      people have the power to private and delete vids

    • @Ape8658
      @Ape8658 5 лет назад

      Many channels are like that tho

  • @nugget1.041
    @nugget1.041 4 года назад +891

    So to summarize the drunk guard who loves polo would cry if him or his peeps were assaulting Anora's son, but the real secret is that the meat in the jar for the single's party is pony and has not been found because the kitchen is too dark also, sauce is good for meat PIEEEE.

    • @jordanwljable
      @jordanwljable 3 года назад +57

      It also wasn't him who assaulted his son he swears.

    • @WannabePoliceMan
      @WannabePoliceMan 3 года назад +27

      U forgot about abella's single boob

    • @steelon_the_steelix
      @steelon_the_steelix 3 года назад +4

      @@WannabePoliceMan lmao yea true

    • @yougood809
      @yougood809 3 года назад +3

      You forgot Anora's BOOOOB

    • @yreham2979
      @yreham2979 3 года назад +8

      And the bus has no god

  • @Hermit_Wish
    @Hermit_Wish 3 года назад +5

    It's been 9 years, and I still cannot unhear it till this day.

  • @pinkie5839
    @pinkie5839 8 лет назад +1803

    You son of a bitch. You beautiful son of a bitch.

    • @WorstUsernameEverrr
      @WorstUsernameEverrr  8 лет назад +60

      +pinkie5839 :D aww shucks

    • @marcellic
      @marcellic 8 лет назад

      +pinkie5839 I GOT A BONER BAIII DAT

    • @thebigdunk1649
      @thebigdunk1649 8 лет назад

      +Worst Username Ever if u replies to this will die

    • @Stiff_Napkin
      @Stiff_Napkin 8 лет назад +4

      poo fucking dragon ball mustard jar

    • @grimjo9395
      @grimjo9395 8 лет назад +3

      exactly my reaction XD

  • @thepotnoodlemessiah
    @thepotnoodlemessiah 4 года назад +696

    "Was it Simon who staple my heart"
    2020 most asked questions

    • @Relaxingtitan
      @Relaxingtitan 4 года назад +18

      “To the floor?”
      Confused confusion noises

    • @bitchboy8131
      @bitchboy8131 4 года назад +2

      But Has anora found out whos assaulting your son

    • @simoncarlstrom832
      @simoncarlstrom832 4 года назад +1

      I agree with it. I do it all the time

    • @juliustan3875
      @juliustan3875 4 года назад +2

      But close behind is the question who assaulted Anora’s son

    • @mahatmaniggandhi2898
      @mahatmaniggandhi2898 2 года назад

      idk man i though "y r u geh" was asked more

  • @mikelevine94
    @mikelevine94 5 лет назад +499

    Dragon: (nothing)
    Music: Plays Theme
    Me: Draws sword and charges while screaming, GOTTA PEE GOTTA PEE FOR THE SINGLES PARTY!!!!

    • @dndonkov
      @dndonkov 5 лет назад +21

      Dragon: *confused screaming"

    • @DrEggz
      @DrEggz 5 лет назад +4

      this is amazing

    • @melissajones1180
      @melissajones1180 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Roobby23
      @Roobby23 4 года назад +1

      I’m doing this to see the look on the dragon’s face before it dies 😂 it’s going to be awesome

    • @SkogarmaorFeder
      @SkogarmaorFeder 4 года назад

      Dragon: Gotta Pee? Nooooooo!

  • @ReDeMpToIn-_-
    @ReDeMpToIn-_- 2 года назад +3

    9 years later and this is still my favourite skyrim video

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 8 лет назад +3351

    Who knew this song contained instructions on how to play Skyrim?
    USE A SWORD!!!
    Not to mention instructions for modders
    A BOOB!!!!!!

    • @user-hr7nm4td1s
      @user-hr7nm4td1s 7 лет назад +13

      2Scribble Aha haha

    • @Wamandickarion41
      @Wamandickarion41 7 лет назад +73

      aaand:
      TOO NAUGHTY!!! NAUGHTY!!! NAUGHTY!!!!

    • @lehtivaa
      @lehtivaa 7 лет назад +27

      this comment is beautiful

    • @Rosiewao
      @Rosiewao 7 лет назад +12

      2Scribble and he's not gay

    • @BladedAssassin
      @BladedAssassin 7 лет назад +8

      2Scribble as I was reading your comment saying use a sword the song said it

  • @personnelman
    @personnelman 5 лет назад +1415

    2:23 Was it simon who stapled my heart to the floor?
    10 questions science can't answer

  • @butterstealth4632
    @butterstealth4632 7 лет назад +220

    I can never go back to the normal lyrics now

    • @christianmclean7507
      @christianmclean7507 7 лет назад +1

      Butterstealth what Normal lyrics all it is is dragons singing

    • @b1ngussy
      @b1ngussy 7 лет назад +1

      there are no real lyrics

    • @hordlood
      @hordlood 7 лет назад +2

      Oooiki read the guide book or look it up...

    • @anidiotversionofslenderman2733
      @anidiotversionofslenderman2733 6 лет назад

      for skyrim the elder scrolls v did they make a whole language just for the game and we barely hear it? What the living hell

  • @sidd1q1
    @sidd1q1 Год назад +2

    Came after so many years to appreciate it. Mindfully thought and constructed the lyrics. Genius!!!

  • @kettern4719
    @kettern4719 5 лет назад +5629

    Where are the misheard lyrics? I only see the real ones...

  • @diogorx31
    @diogorx31 6 лет назад +328

    *Who created this is modern science and cultural intellect genius*

    • @TrentM03
      @TrentM03 6 лет назад +1

      I took an arrow in the knee no. Godd Howard.

    • @kimball12812
      @kimball12812 6 лет назад +1

      Leapfirst Thinklater, I was gonna say that

    • @TrentM03
      @TrentM03 6 лет назад

      NcrVet Is The Best lol

    • @tupacshakur5656
      @tupacshakur5656 6 лет назад

      Diogo Rocha S.

  • @goldsparkzz
    @goldsparkzz 4 года назад +636

    "But the meats in the jar"
    "Its a pony so far"
    *wait*

    • @wafers4595
      @wafers4595 4 года назад +56

      "I DENY"

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 4 года назад +52

      God damn necromancers, always trying to make fucking meat ponies...

    • @alt-8563
      @alt-8563 4 года назад +9

      Hol' up

    • @gibrantrejo3258
      @gibrantrejo3258 4 года назад +15

      It was foretold in the ancient songs

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily 4 года назад +12

      So, uhhh... this has a VERY different connotation for people in the MLP fandom. ._.
      Look up "Rainbow Dash in a jar" if you dare, and be sure to be in incognito mode and willing to see adult stuff. X3

  • @GullibleProKiller1
    @GullibleProKiller1 4 года назад +20

    *USE A SWORD, THANK THE LORD, WAS IT GOOD, OH MY GOD*
    Hmmm, was it Simon again?

  • @gamerbrosmaximuz7125
    @gamerbrosmaximuz7125 5 лет назад +396

    Beware, The legendary warrior "gotta pee" has risen, and he will slay the dragons and conquer skyrims darkest foes....
    He is *pissed off*

  • @dorodorodoro8766
    @dorodorodoro8766 6 лет назад +845

    Its actually hard to believe that this is not the actual lyrics because everything connects up with each..

    • @finhudson2938
      @finhudson2938 6 лет назад +30

      well do you know how to speak dragon? it could be the lyrics and english and the dragon language are linked in a mysterious system called 'subtitles'

    • @cassiej2277
      @cassiej2277 6 лет назад +8

      pfft of course it's the lyrics what else could they be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ratttheduck6055
      @ratttheduck6055 6 лет назад +3

      IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @3lie425
      @3lie425 6 лет назад +3

      Aye the first line is dovaking

    • @jacoblowther4225
      @jacoblowther4225 6 лет назад +9

      It’s actually an illusion of the mind. If we see words that even in the slightest way matches up at all our brain makes the sound into the word, pretty cool

  • @kaneangelobaco4371
    @kaneangelobaco4371 6 лет назад +452

    Music: Sauce is good for.....
    ***Inhales***
    Me: MEAT PIEEEEEES!!!!!!

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 6 лет назад +12

      And soon they will find all of my craaaaaaaap

    • @erenjaeger7875
      @erenjaeger7875 6 лет назад +5

      It wasnt me or my peeps or the guard would cry

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 6 лет назад +4

      For the FOOD!

    • @pnutbutr7065
      @pnutbutr7065 6 лет назад +7

      USE A SWORD
      THANK THE LORD!
      WAS IT GOOD?
      OH MY GOD!

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 6 лет назад +6

      he loves polo
      Ha Ha
      POLO

  • @MadaraUchiha-fb4ww
    @MadaraUchiha-fb4ww 2 года назад +1

    lyrics we didnt ask for but needed, may the divines bless your kind heart.

  • @annalibra3049
    @annalibra3049 5 лет назад +583

    Yes, Simon stapled your heart to the floor.

    • @simonsealey7675
      @simonsealey7675 5 лет назад +27

      Yeah, I'm sorry, but it had to be done

    • @cadenp5982
      @cadenp5982 5 лет назад +6

      @@simonsealey7675 r/yesofficer

    • @dan_chen
      @dan_chen 5 лет назад +2

      I read this just right on time lol

    • @simfong999
      @simfong999 5 лет назад

      Damm

    • @Aranimda
      @Aranimda 5 лет назад +1

      Do I hear a guard cry?

  • @ethanmcallister5935
    @ethanmcallister5935 7 лет назад +245

    "Was it Simon who stapled my heeaaart to the floor!"
    This is true poetry

  • @marcass6975
    @marcass6975 9 лет назад +341

    "USE A SWORD, THANK THE LORD, FUCKING COOL, OH MY GOD!"

  • @shulmpino5505
    @shulmpino5505 3 года назад +10

    I had Skyrim open while I was watching this on my phone and the songs perfectly synced

  • @boltkid8454
    @boltkid8454 4 года назад +629

    "Was it Simon who stapled my heart to the floor?"
    Me: damn you simon

    • @joeyjointjebaiter1275
      @joeyjointjebaiter1275 4 года назад +8

      Simon also he for shoe'd your fork. What a prick

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 4 года назад +6

      gotta pee
      gotta pee for the singles party
      killed me XD

    • @shrimpy_nazeem
      @shrimpy_nazeem 4 года назад +6

      Wait who even is Simon? I don’t know any simons.... oh wait I remember. He’s the ghost that lives in my forks

    • @link5981
      @link5981 4 года назад +5

      Yeah!
      What the heck is his problem anyway??

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 4 года назад +2

      XD

  • @haz2077
    @haz2077 5 лет назад +123

    Has Anora found out who's assaulting your son?
    And was it Simon who stapled my heart to the floor?
    We shall never know.

  • @MELONeyWATERson
    @MELONeyWATERson 5 лет назад +4725

    2012: *this video exists*
    2019: *RUclips recommends it*

  • @yeetosis9097
    @yeetosis9097 4 года назад +29

    “Has anora found out whose assaulting your son?” Lmfao

    • @jordanwljable
      @jordanwljable 3 года назад +1

      Wasn't me, or the peeps.

    • @frxsty2585
      @frxsty2585 3 года назад

      woah it’s jim pickens

    • @Summon256
      @Summon256 3 года назад

      Yes! Its Theirn Loghain - the murder of grey wardens and traitor of Fereldenn!

    • @daniel_ding48
      @daniel_ding48 Год назад

      @@jordanwljable Or the guard would cry!

  • @whimsicalwyvern2851
    @whimsicalwyvern2851 5 лет назад +292

    Me: **fighting a dragon**
    Music: *GOTTA PEE*
    *GOTTA PEE*

    • @juliodias8526
      @juliodias8526 4 года назад +18

      A reason to finish it fast.

    • @glennboeckx4300
      @glennboeckx4300 4 года назад +1

      Good for both dousing the flames and melting the ice.

    • @matthew8629
      @matthew8629 4 года назад +1

      For the singles party!

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 4 года назад +1801

    This is incredible. I love it
    "Gotta pee
    gotta pee
    for the singles party
    for the night
    for the food
    for the gu-ard was drunk
    has Anora found out
    who's assaulting your son?
    no not me
    or my peeps
    or the gu-ard would cry!"
    WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?!?!?!

    • @MegaGoldWolf
      @MegaGoldWolf 3 года назад +50

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @zoebrugg7594
      @zoebrugg7594 3 года назад +72

      I lose it at "Gotta pee"! 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @brucebruce1796
      @brucebruce1796 3 года назад +78

      "It just works"

    • @baird5682
      @baird5682 3 года назад +29

      Even more if you played skyrim for past decade with mods

    • @Marianojoey
      @Marianojoey 3 года назад +42

      Don't forget that the sauce is good for MEEAAATTT PIEEEEEE!!!!!!

  • @russopaneromc6077
    @russopaneromc6077 4 года назад +858

    RUclips just randomly recommends this to me but I’m not even mad in the slightest

  • @matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307
    @matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307 Год назад +1

    Amazing, just amazing
    I was just looking around for misheard lyrics of the Dragonborn theme(this theme) and found this. Never thought it would be this good