Damn. You didnt need to do Kratos like that. In the second round against Thor after Thor revived Kratos, Kratos landed a mean Haymaker on Thor and knocked out on of his teeth. Young Kratos did make an appearance for a slight moment.
@madslayer4197 of course he would, it was one punch. Plus he was clearly either scared or shocked. Considering after the entire fight, he decides to leave after just that one punch?
@@Lion_of_Sparta where the he'll was the fear? Thor laughed it off. Lad wanted to see Kratos stop holding back and he did. He got what he wanted so he was satisfied and decided to dip. Killing Kratos wasn't even the main objective. Stop letting you head cannon blind you.
yeah but that last punch he wasnt and it was amazing, though im unsure if thor was at full capacity in the 2nd fight as he 1. Still has the wound from Leviathan from the first fight and 2 had to fight jormangounder most of level before that and i think ragnarok too for a few moments
Yeah and Thor still killed Kratos in the 1st and was weaker than he was before in the 2nd Fight, plus Kratos wasn't necessarily holding back but just straight up weaker than he was before.
@robertibarra7774 thor was holding back in the 1st fight too. Plus even if was wasn't weakened physically in round 2 he definitely was mentally. Dawg was rethinking his entire life mid fight
@@maylabrown4584 yeah, apparently due to creators notes thor was strong as hell and in the level of the big 3 greek gods, and odin was on zeus level, but kratos dosnt have nearly as many hax and stuff as he did the last games in canon cause none of the power up swords or artifacts are ever actually canon but for gameplay
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@@Kaito57 kratos was holding back to a bigger extent tho, just because thor was bloodthirsty in the second fight doesn't mean he was holding back in the first, he just wasn’t going batshit crazy
Alfred: Master Bruce, I know you're upset about the whole Kill the Justice League thing, but do you really think raiding Rocksteady HQ is a good idea? Batman: (angry) They hoed me, Alfred! Rocksteady hoed me! What they did to me was Mickey! Alfred: Yes, and it's Goofy that you would come up with this. Batman: Just get the Batmobile ready! I'm spinning the block tonight! Alfred: (sigh) Very well.
Kratos didn't want to be the Monster Ghost of Sparta, but everyone else kept antagonizing him, kept mocking him, kept insulting him, going as far as to target his boy, the last chance he had at raising a family. That was the moment he realized he was at risk of losing everything again. That was when he knew he was going to have to be The Ghost Of Sparta again.
@@madslayer4197naw kratos went form bodying the actual god of thunder to losing to his weaker counterpart,dying to him,and then needing to be revived by him
Thor: after I son you, I'm gonna son your boy Kratos: what!? Fawk this!! *Kratos punches Thor* Kratos: I kept telling y'all, stop sleeping on me!!!! Thor: oh man, I can't feel an ounce of alcohol in my body. Wait, what's that pain in my mouth? Nah that gorilla punched my gawking tooth out!! Maybe he's used up his anger Kratos: 🤬💢💢🤬😡 Thor: nope he's still hot, wait I just gotta make it look cool. There he is, there's the god of war Kratos: NO FAWK THIS! I TRIED TO LET I GO, BUT YOU WON'T LET IT GO!!!! Thor: hey uh the blood dept is paid Kratos: NAW FAWK THAT BLOOD DEPT!!!! *Thor runs in panic while kratos watches*
I thought this was the fight where they roughhoused a little bit and then kind of just stopped after Thor actually managed to make Kratos angry enough to throw one serious punch. Like it was fairly apparent by the way it ended that neither of them were really trying.
Mr t: KRATOS GET UP FOOL kratos: HUH!! mr t: I DIDN'T GAVE YOU THOSE POWERS JUST TO MOPE FOOL I GAVE IT SO YOU CAN BRING PEACE AND STOP DRUGS GET UP FOOL YOU CAN BEAT HIM NOT BY FORCE ALONE BUT BY HOPE kratos: HOW? HE WAS ABLE TO BEAT ME LIKE I DID HERACLES Mr t: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER GIFT FOOL THIS TECHNIQUE WOULD HELP USE IT WISLEY HERE IS A DEMONSTRATION FOR THIS TECHNIQUE mr t: I'M A MAN!!!!!!!!!!! 👊 Mr t: NOW USE THIS TECHNIQUE WISLEY MY SON FOOL kratos: YES I WILL AND I WILL DESTROY DRUGS mr t: GOOD ALSO FORM A CONNECTION WITH YOUR SON SO HE WON'T BECOME A DRUG ADDICT FOOL
Laughing my ass off through the whole vid I couldn’t comprehend the 17 square button mash. Until I realized playing the game I subconsciously press square in every fight. PS. Thank you Valhalla for training me to fight without boy.
Fun fact: the original content creator got hit in the balls with a water jug when he did the part in his skit where Kratos got hit with LIGHTNING ⚡️ (“Aw, Thor you cheat bitch!”) 😅😅 Bro was improving!! 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿🔥
His son just watching in shock killed me 😂😂😂
“I know I’m your son but Thor soned you”
HOW SWAY!? 😂😂😂😂
"Let me go get mimir"
"Boy he's on my belt"
Made u hit 300
Nah let's make that 400
Atreus's walk tho 💀
The IMMEDIATE hostility with the "fuck yo roof 🦍." Was hilarious!!!
Damn. You didnt need to do Kratos like that.
In the second round against Thor after Thor revived Kratos, Kratos landed a mean Haymaker on Thor and knocked out on of his teeth. Young Kratos did make an appearance for a slight moment.
Thor laughed it off tho.
@madslayer4197 of course he would, it was one punch. Plus he was clearly either scared or shocked. Considering after the entire fight, he decides to leave after just that one punch?
kratos is old and he sucks, thor is better.
@@Lion_of_Sparta where the he'll was the fear? Thor laughed it off. Lad wanted to see Kratos stop holding back and he did. He got what he wanted so he was satisfied and decided to dip. Killing Kratos wasn't even the main objective. Stop letting you head cannon blind you.
@@GRIM3YE Kratos doesn't suck, he just holds back. Thor isn't better, he's just one of the few people who can take it.
"You want me to spin the block?"
'Like you're a blue hedgehog named Sonic, yes.'
😂
100th like
@@djduncan956498th like
"Father you can't be mad because he took your cheeks non-consensually"
😭
Kratos gotten his ass beat but the lickback is always satisfying
Atreus is psyching him up so him and Thrud can smash while Kratos can get his get back lol.
@@johnathonclayton6964my nigga Thrud is way older than atreus
Atreus goofy ass run had me
He was dick riding Odin
Atreus is really talking to his dad like that. “And it’s goofy that you’re not tryna get your get-back!” 😂😂😂
Literally a few days after I re-watched all of the “Kratos has had enough” videos 😂😂
"This is your God of War?! Was Hercules busy?!" 😂😂😂
Thor scared Kratos so bad he had to run to Skyrim to hide
I did not realize that was a Skyrim house 🤣🤣🤣
@@brandoncutler09me neither
Nah, why did they make Thor into Frieza😂😂😂
😂😂 Bardock: "FREIZA HOED ME, KAKAROT!"
Goku: "AND ITS GOOFY YOU AINT TRYNNA GET YOUR GETBACK"
Well to be fair he did commit genocide to the Giants, so him and Frieza got racism in common 💀💀💀
2:51 that "we're spinning the block tonight" was terrifying lol
Keep in mind, Kratos held back in that first fight.
EDIT: Well, I see that I have started a war in the comment section...
yeah but that last punch he wasnt and it was amazing, though im unsure if thor was at full capacity in the 2nd fight as he 1. Still has the wound from Leviathan from the first fight and 2 had to fight jormangounder most of level before that and i think ragnarok too for a few moments
So did thor
Yeah and Thor still killed Kratos in the 1st and was weaker than he was before in the 2nd Fight, plus Kratos wasn't necessarily holding back but just straight up weaker than he was before.
@robertibarra7774 thor was holding back in the 1st fight too. Plus even if was wasn't weakened physically in round 2 he definitely was mentally. Dawg was rethinking his entire life mid fight
@@maylabrown4584 yeah, apparently due to creators notes thor was strong as hell and in the level of the big 3 greek gods, and odin was on zeus level, but kratos dosnt have nearly as many hax and stuff as he did the last games in canon cause none of the power up swords or artifacts are ever actually canon but for gameplay
Kratos: "Thor hoed me!!! What he did to me was *Mickey!!!"* 😡
Atreus: "And it's *Goofy* that you're not trying to get your get back..."
Best Line 😂😂😂😂
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0:24 that roast tho
Bro the way Atreus ran at the end 😂😂
Bro thinks he's a Disney character😂
Like Hermes
1:17 Atreus! ATREUS!!!....BOOOOOOOOY!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hand gestures on point, just like I remember it when I played the game
Thor whipped kratos so bad that he took his ass to whiterun and purchased breezhome😂
I don't remember Thor being like Frieza going in hard with the word MONKEY😶
Atreus: I will bring Mimir
Mimir already at Kratos's belt
Kratos got his cheeks handed. The get back gonna be nonconsensual though🤣🤣🤣
"Greece, this is your God of war. This is your God of war? Was Hercules busy?" 😂😂😂
“HE SONNED YOU!” IM WEEEAK 💀💀💀💀💀
Kratos: "Do you know whose son you are?" 🤨
Atreus: "I know I'm your son but Thor sonned you!!!"
Kratos: "Zeus he doesn't know h- *throws the ice pack* He woe me boy Thor woe me what he did to me was Mickey! 😡"
"Was Hercules busy?" Kratos did sneak him😂
I just realized that Kratos never got to run the hands with Zeus yet so I'm hoping for a part 2 💯💯💯💯
Or hera
And haphetaus
1:51"Dad we have to get a get back, look at you, he slapped the shit outta you, you're head is hurting😭" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Really liked the reference at 1:00 !!
Let's never forget that Thor could have ended Kratos right here right now...
Not if he didn’t hold back
@@Kyubii01 Technically, Thor was also holding back,so, debatable.
@@Kaito57 kratos was holding back to a bigger extent tho, just because thor was bloodthirsty in the second fight doesn't mean he was holding back in the first, he just wasn’t going batshit crazy
General kratos:SO THIS IS SMOKE😂
Alfred: Master Bruce, I know you're upset about the whole Kill the Justice League thing, but do you really think raiding Rocksteady HQ is a good idea?
Batman: (angry) They hoed me, Alfred! Rocksteady hoed me! What they did to me was Mickey!
Alfred: Yes, and it's Goofy that you would come up with this.
Batman: Just get the Batmobile ready! I'm spinning the block tonight!
Alfred: (sigh) Very well.
Kratos really got sonned in front of his son. Thor is a menace.
Out of all the weapons he used the last weapon that brought Thor down was a butter knife😂😂😂
"i know I'm your son, but Thor son'd you!"
Plot Twist: *None of this was real but all in Thor’s imagination while he was getting his a**kicked by Kratos.*
Nah this all happened.
Nah it happened alright
Kratos of these video have been the best laugh of 2023 into 2024
That was must powerful conversation and argument to Father and Son
Thor over here revoking Kratos' membership to Weave Nation.
I really wonder what Trevohnn Garner thinks of these VR adaptations of his skits.
Kratos didn't want to be the Monster Ghost of Sparta, but everyone else kept antagonizing him, kept mocking him, kept insulting him, going as far as to target his boy, the last chance he had at raising a family. That was the moment he realized he was at risk of losing everything again. That was when he knew he was going to have to be The Ghost Of Sparta again.
Thor: "Greece, This is your god? Your GOD OF WAR?! WAS HERCULES BUSY?!" 🤨
This is gonna be LEGENDARY
2:54 How are you going to get Mimir when Mimir is right there on Kratos’ right hip?
"SPARTANS DON'T TAKE 'L'S!"
Best line
Kratos finally meet a worthy opponent
People keep asking about the norse Kratos, not knowing Thor has BEEN THAT. He and Kratos both came from the trenches!
@@madslayer4197naw kratos went form bodying the actual god of thunder to losing to his weaker counterpart,dying to him,and then needing to be revived by him
Not to mention Atreus was watching the replay like, “naw not my dad”!
@@hoobadoobamaster8551 dawg thor was the kratos of the norse pantheon. Zeus would not be prepared for that kind of smoke.
@@hoobadoobamaster8551 put some respect on my boys name
Alright guys lets put "kratos is holding back" to the side. when everyone first started the game Kratos was indeed getting clapped by Thor like this.
*Paul Bunyan Vs. The OG Hillbelly.*
I was so worried they werent gonna make another one it’s a belated Christmas present 😅
Why is this so accurate 😂😂
Thor: after I son you, I'm gonna son your boy
Kratos: what!? Fawk this!!
*Kratos punches Thor*
Kratos: I kept telling y'all, stop sleeping on me!!!!
Thor: oh man, I can't feel an ounce of alcohol in my body. Wait, what's that pain in my mouth? Nah that gorilla punched my gawking tooth out!! Maybe he's used up his anger
Kratos: 🤬💢💢🤬😡
Thor: nope he's still hot, wait I just gotta make it look cool. There he is, there's the god of war
Kratos: NO FAWK THIS! I TRIED TO LET I GO, BUT YOU WON'T LET IT GO!!!!
Thor: hey uh the blood dept is paid
Kratos: NAW FAWK THAT BLOOD DEPT!!!!
*Thor runs in panic while kratos watches*
Bro needs the get back Thor literally hoed him so bad he might as well be a single mother with 3 kids 😭
This shit be having me dyiiiiiiing! I fuckin love these, mate the way he started running was crazyyyyy
"alright let me go get mimir"
that fuckin run oh my god
Thor been hanging around Frieza a bit to much
GOW Ragnarok on PS2 looking pretty good
Thor: "This is your God of War?"
You're lucky he ain't the God of Booties. Yet.
Kratos vs Thor has to be one of my favorite boss fights in GOW
I like how atreus became kratos father in this moment
God damn man this is amazing can't wait for the next parts😂😂❤
Kratos tried running the ones but Thor was running the choo choos.
I thought this was the fight where they roughhoused a little bit and then kind of just stopped after Thor actually managed to make Kratos angry enough to throw one serious punch.
Like it was fairly apparent by the way it ended that neither of them were really trying.
Ive seen the rest so im waiting for the animated version it makes it abit funnier
First comment also love the vid i watch you ecery day and am subcribed
The "Indeed Yes" got me
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The video ain't over yet monkey" got me lying
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS SERIES
Nice
My BOY Kratos was just fighting back, he wasn't trying to kill him like in his past. But that might change real soon
Kratos vs Thor the best but yeah if I was atreus I would say the same stuff to Kratos give.the dad some pep talk
When he said you really want me to spin the block then followed it up with the sonic line i died 😂😂😂
*slam* "HE HOED ME, BOY!!!"
This Is What Makes Life Worth Living 😭
Kratos: kills baldur multiple times, can’t kill a guy with the power of a toddler and an electric outlet
1:40 Mimir: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
part two when, this was fire 🤣🔥, Also congrats on 3M
Aint no way you really made Atreus run like that bro. The disrespect.....
Mr t: KRATOS GET UP FOOL
kratos: HUH!!
mr t: I DIDN'T GAVE YOU THOSE POWERS JUST TO MOPE FOOL I GAVE IT SO YOU CAN BRING PEACE AND STOP DRUGS GET UP FOOL YOU CAN BEAT HIM NOT BY FORCE ALONE BUT BY HOPE
kratos: HOW? HE WAS ABLE TO BEAT ME LIKE I DID HERACLES
Mr t: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER GIFT FOOL THIS TECHNIQUE WOULD HELP USE IT WISLEY HERE IS A DEMONSTRATION FOR THIS TECHNIQUE
mr t: I'M A MAN!!!!!!!!!!! 👊
Mr t: NOW USE THIS TECHNIQUE WISLEY MY SON FOOL
kratos: YES I WILL AND I WILL DESTROY DRUGS
mr t: GOOD ALSO FORM A CONNECTION WITH YOUR SON SO HE WON'T BECOME A DRUG ADDICT FOOL
1:37
Mimir: OH NO,OH NO KRATOS I'M IN YOU'RE-
AAAAAAAAAA-
Old man kratos:...I need you
Young kratos: I gotchu
We need a part 2 for this
Thumbnail makes it look like Artreus is about to learn the Skyrim shuffle
Kratos Needed that getback Cuz Thor retired his ass Like Puss in boots
Laughing my ass off through the whole vid I couldn’t comprehend the 17 square button mash. Until I realized playing the game I subconsciously press square in every fight.
PS. Thank you Valhalla for training me to fight without boy.
We still need to see Kratos fighting Zeus!
"WAS HERCULES BUSY 😅"
"I KNOW IM YOUR SON BUT THE THOR SONNED YOU 😂😂😂😂"
1:36 I feel more sorry for Mimir, who was laid on and who watched what Thor did to him😅
Kratos - We gonna take asgards cheeks this shit ain’t going to ruin my name
Hilarious how The first map is God of war's arch rival Competitor. 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: the original content creator got hit in the balls with a water jug when he did the part in his skit where Kratos got hit with LIGHTNING ⚡️ (“Aw, Thor you cheat bitch!”) 😅😅 Bro was improving!! 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿🔥
Nha him calling Kratos a monkey is crazy, especially in the original video he was black💀
Thor turned into the oogy boogy man for a second💀
Yow Kratos has a crib in Skyrim 😂😂
Let me go get mimir. My man's was there for the full experience.
that sus ass run from atreus got me dying. boy wtf was that run LOL
Why the fk was he running like that at the end 🤣🤣🤣
We ignoring the fact that poor Mimir is crushed between Kratos and the Bed 😂
I love it ❤😂