I love at the end he was like "We need to draw them all to one place" and then couldn't think that maybe that place didn't have to be the body pile which is the exact same place that plan has gone wrong before
Like the fact that he was already in a perfectly secluded room when he picked up the phone... and then not only did he place it on a terrace housing a bunch of corpses, he even put it right next to said corpses.
I love love love how he gets the burner phone realizes he just needs a safe place to set up a meeting and then plants the phone next to a massive pile of unconscious and dead bodies with only one doorway and a ledge to climb down.
I work at Rogers Arena, the canucks intro video isn't deepfaked, they shot those scenes in and around the building. The dark area in the underpass, one of the kitchens i work in, also some scenes shot at parq casino.
He needs to deny the purpose of suit the whole time. "Why am I wearing a suit? Because I'm cultured more than you? I don't know. Why are you making such a big deal out of a suit? Can't a man enjoy looking good?" Total Agent 47 vibes, but in his own way.
choosing to hold the meeting at the body pile is probably the worst decision he's made so far in this playthrough and definitely the worst possible decision in that situation.
This would make a fun show. The main character is a hitman who is also a single father to a toddler. He has to be the best father he can possibly be while fulfilling his contracts.
i love how he just completely missed the part where the maps get harder as you continue, he should be doing his least favorite first of all, or the most difficult
Got a silenced pistol from an assassin last night, I’m on a 10 mission streak now, easy mode unlocked. Thanks for flailing about on Dubai so much, it’s my go-to showdown map now
Holy shit the IRL hitman experience of hiding kills from your child is amazing
this stream of an assassination game is strangely wholesome lol
Mr. Inbetween.
"I put him in the crib coz it's nap time!"
“Talk to your video game!” is so funny she really just sees streaming as him sitting in a room and talking to himself
"That's just daddy's job." - Eyeroll and The Office look to camera.
I'm wondering how you explain streaming to a two year old.
NL pivoting to just chatting cuz hitman is too violent is GOD TIER streamer parenting
No one can be mad either about it because Luna is absolutely precious lol
It's a dinosaur stream now.
“The jelly bean is called remote semtex demo block mark III “
18:25
Killed me
Waiting for her daughter to turn away to kill a guy is basically playing hitman but in real life
Sounds like what my dad would do, except he just went to get smokes and ended up on death row. Failed assassin. Failed father.
Can't wait for his daughter to tell all the other kids at daycare her dad has a semtex.
😭😭😭
"Look, I just put him in his crib honey." Into his eternal resting place
I could not at all have predicted what NL was about to say Luna calls Spanish Bread
I hope you get more likes on this comment. Spanish Bread had me rolling and I am definitely calling them that from now on.
i used to call ketchup "dippi"
"That's a cute name for tortill- wait, what the fuck?"
I love at the end he was like "We need to draw them all to one place" and then couldn't think that maybe that place didn't have to be the body pile which is the exact same place that plan has gone wrong before
Like the fact that he was already in a perfectly secluded room when he picked up the phone... and then not only did he place it on a terrace housing a bunch of corpses, he even put it right next to said corpses.
I half expected Luna to pick up "Remote Semtex device Mark 3" and for eggdad to desperately try to get her to stop saying it...
Months later they go to the states for a vacation and she just blurts that out at the border on the way back.
Remote Semtex Demo Block MK III, new flavor by Jelly Belly
Only god tier dad's can baby talk to their young daughter about feeding a man dynamite and fleeing the scene.
Omg, the Luna segment was TOOOO sweet!!!! Hearing her talk about dinosaurs was the best :D
"SEE CHAT SHES JUST LIKE YOU" Nl is so proud of all of his Children
This cracked me up 😂
Literally every time this man says "We don't need to hide the body" -- The body gets found.
"No one is coming for him"
*Someone Came for Him - Episode 11*
And the one time he does hide the body, it gets found as its falling off a cliff
I can't believe NL is encouraging my addiction to pogging by daily uploading these absolute pog-fests.
pegging*
I cant believe NL would fuel your addiction like this, i will pray for you. Stay strong 🙏
13:35 "It's super bitching like a million tall"
I love love love how he gets the burner phone realizes he just needs a safe place to set up a meeting and then plants the phone next to a massive pile of unconscious and dead bodies with only one doorway and a ledge to climb down.
You don't understand he HAS to press the button without thinking.
Not to mention he has failed this exact way before 😩
I work at Rogers Arena, the canucks intro video isn't deepfaked, they shot those scenes in and around the building. The dark area in the underpass, one of the kitchens i work in, also some scenes shot at parq casino.
As a fellow toddler parent, it's great to finally some proper discussion of Genevieve's Playhouse lore on a stream
NL can you stream Hitman while wearing a suit just once please? For the memes?
pleeeeeeaaaassseee?
@@idontwantahandlethough Thatd be soooo amazing. Id sub for that
+2
Hope he sees this
He needs to deny the purpose of suit the whole time. "Why am I wearing a suit? Because I'm cultured more than you? I don't know. Why are you making such a big deal out of a suit? Can't a man enjoy looking good?" Total Agent 47 vibes, but in his own way.
You know, that water bottle noise was pretty funny.
47 in a corset and a feathered mask just piling bodies into a corner THIS is peak hitman content
I enjoy listening to NL talking to his daughter. She’s so cute and NL is so funny.
gross
We've all heard about weed candy, but get ready for the Semtex jellybean.
The fourth in the series after Carolina Reaper Drops and Scorpion Lollypop.
Queen Luna slaying her father's thirst
DId we just witness babies first desk audit?
Please make "keeping Hitman clean while your kids are watching" the new Meta?
Luna is a uranium tier chatter
choosing to hold the meeting at the body pile is probably the worst decision he's made so far in this playthrough and definitely the worst possible decision in that situation.
Almost 20min of Luna hahahahhaha we love to see it
27:40 best Luna cameo yet
hot dog bun = spanish bread
I can kinda see that
I assumed she's making some sort of comparison and inference to taco shells or tortillas, and if so, the logic is solid on her end.
@@thegoblin22 hugely underrated comment
Nap time absolutely slayed me 😂
Of course Squirtle is his favorite, i can see the resemblance now..
Luna is impossibly adorable
NL misinforming his own child saying the T-Rex is the king of the dinosaurs is unbelievable
its name literally means tyrant lizard king, blame the people who named it if its untrue
@@zoid_on_youtube Tyrant lizard KING, no less.
Stay pegged everyone 🥰
So True
Inspiring
+2
Getting pegged rn xx
53:35 I feel like i've seen him do exactly that at exactly that spot before.
asking for a hug
This would make a fun show. The main character is a hitman who is also a single father to a toddler. He has to be the best father he can possibly be while fulfilling his contracts.
So… spy x family?
@@dragonx23123 damn. Beat me to it. Such a good anime
The Letourneaus are kind of like spy x family, but streaming video games instead of murder 🤔
Buddy daddies now too, basically that premise .....
Her knowledge of pokemon at such a young age made me tear up.
i love how he just completely missed the part where the maps get harder as you continue, he should be doing his least favorite first of all, or the most difficult
I usually have these videos on in the background while doing other things on my pc. I paused everything just to watch NL interact with Luna. So cute 💙
Ryal talking to Luna like she's on the NLSS :'D
I want the jelly bean.
I miss the nlss
Inviting your potential victims to a body pile is a power move
Bro I am so proud that you taught her the pokemon!
That's going to be more important than knowing your ABC's someday, kiddos. Just you watch.
3:51 wait oh my god why is this actually so epic sounding
I LEARNED FROM COLORADO
SURVIVE
Chats with luna was great, but the steadily increasing body pile at the end was amazing.
luna is so cute 😭 the dino talk 🥲
Luna “and then he came back” Nl “And then he came back!?!” 😂
wholesome Hitman. There's a whole new world opening up here. :D
I really appreciate the way NL talks to his baby. Wholesome shit and my wife loves it.
NL coming in with the parasaurolophos deep cut
Glizzy on a Spanish bread da ocky way
No one expects the Body Pile to be the problem.
For the sake of arbitrary conflict, what is the best dinosaur? Triceratops the GOAT
Joe mama
One of NLs best series imo, this and spelunky 2 are absolute pog content!
Blade told me to mention your mother! Apparently she's promiscous?
@@Testosterone.and.Steroids Motherfuckers always trynna ice skate uphill smh
"Honestly, the body pile was a problem." -NL 2023
This is such a cute episode 🥹
Consider yourself Nominated for Best Variety Streamer. Congratz
54:50 irl snorted for this comedic reveal after not looking at the screen for a few minutes
he had a perfectly good wine cellar room that no one was in, yet went to the body pile to use the phone...
13:10 For those who want to skip the annoying part and jump to the best part. Absolute chad
🤔 Is it Spanish bread because it's shaped like a taco? I think I cracked the adorable small person code 😉
Hitman content got me pogged out my gourd
THAT TREX REALLY IS LIKE A MILLION TALL SHES SO RIgHT!
That cough was wild right into the mic
dude is such a good parent man
Oh my gawd she's so smart and so grown up 😭
Have you seen the Kraken intro video? They use the whole damn arena for that shit.
Is NL trying to convince his daughter that french fries is an ok answer to what is you favourite vegetable?
Bless Luna! Last time I saw her she was only a few months old. I think she's about the same age as my niece so she reminds me of her.
Got a silenced pistol from an assassin last night, I’m on a 10 mission streak now, easy mode unlocked. Thanks for flailing about on Dubai so much, it’s my go-to showdown map now
Also, wholesome af, T-Rex is the best
Oh boy, can't wait to watch an hour of hitman gameplay!
Is NL an S tier father or did we just have D or lower tier fathers?
1:01:00 He could've gone literally anywhere on the map, why did he invite them to the one place that had a dozen dead bodies??????
this series is so good man
anybody can link the video described at start?
I saw pog like this once... centuries ago
Egg playing Hitman on secret Legendary difficultly not only hiding kills from the AI but a toddler
FDR would've slayed this mission
awesome dinosaurs there c:
He’s learning
I love the Jelly Bean MK III
He never turns the distractions off or lets the targets disable them first lmao when will he learn
Luna is getting so big. worlds oldest baby
daddys favorite is exeggcute dont let him lie
All ages stream right here
T rex go pog crazyyyy
NL is right, what happened to my potential
Man NL, your daughter really needs to work on her continuity brother
T-rex lore!!!!
if my daughter asked for it i would kill thousands tbh NL is a stronger man than me
this game must be rated e
cause i'm killin everyone
Yeah, that’s how I woulda did it
Algorithmic engagement
cute little kid coughs lol
why is he always outmogging his own child?
Luna stream!