“Snotlings don’t appear in the game so they don’t matter.” *Two weeks later* CA: “ARE YOU GUYS HYPED FOR SOME SNOTLING PUMPWAGONS?! CAUSE WE’VE GOT THREE VARIANTS!!!”
knowing skarsnik got a whole chapter to himself in the book of grudges, and that he had a special place just for him on squeek's rack makes it feel like the most wholesome bro-mance in warhammer fantasy.
"Skarsnick doesn't appear in End Times because the writer forgot about him" Woah, I didn't know Warhammer lore was written by the same people who wrote Season 8 of Game of Thrones...
Salution? Play Phaliaus Darkblade (I know that's not his name lol) and be line to get the sword of Khaine. Take over the Broken island province and capitalize in slavery. Let Tzar Can take over and only recruit Black Arks. Black ark lords are the only lords who will not deffect and the fact that the Broken Island province is mostly harbors means that Black Ark lords can defend them. Army build? 1 Phaliaus Darkblade (With the Sword of Khaine Dominating and not the Warpsword) 1 Regiment of renown chariot that is Anti large 1 Cold one Chariot 1 Regiment of renown Blood Queen's executioners 1 Regiment of Renown Red Siren with a follower that gives stalk and snipe (assigned in one of the Tzar Can quests.) 2 Har Ganeth Executioners 1 Regiment of Renown Raven Herelds 1 Sorceress (Fire for AOE incase infantry is up the ass) 1 Sorceress (Shadow for buffs for Phaliaus) 2 Black Guards of Nagorond And the rest Bolt Claw throwers The strategy is to let the artilliary do its work and the chariots harras or do counter artilliary while phalliaus murders everything while having artilliary support. It is smart to also give him the healing potion for longer sustainabillity. The reason for why he should have Khaine's blade instead of Worpsword is so he can kill off single entity targets easily. He's already pretty good against infantry mobs so let kim kill big things too.
That is accurate to the campaign I just did. I was literally at war with every faction adjacent to me at one point, and I didn’t declare war on any of them myself.
Goblins from warhammer are special to me. When I played greenskins for the first tike I clicked on the goblin and heard its voice. Spent 10 minutes in a trance of listening the voice lines, then the next hour pacing around the house doing a gobbo voice. Now it's time to finish this journey and play Skarsnik In summary, goblin master race
Skarsnik gets shafted in the End Times, but comes back in age of sigmar as a tiny comet, eternally blessed to follow around and orbit The Bad Moon avatar of gorkamorka as it floats through the mortal realms
skarsnik campaign aka a challange campaign with the worst faction and using the worst units in that faction and is still 100 times better than the chaos campaign
@@The_Murder_Party nah, I like the goblins a lot (probably the most fun playthrough I ever had was when I played as Skarsnik and completely ignored Karak Eight Peaks in favor of taking over the entire Empire and fighting off Chaos with a Goblin only army)
Fun fact, skarsnik to disprove the fact night goblins would die if met with sunlight, scaled one of the 8 peaks and later bathed in the sun even as it burnt his skin. This was what he took as a sign that he was chosen by the gods to conquer the peaks.
I remember the story of a director trying to instruct him how to react to being stabbed in the back. He turned around and asked "Do you know what a man being stabbed in the back sounds like? Because I do
Skarsnik's campaign isn't from before he achieves greatness It's stated in the loading screen at the start of the campaign that an orc Warboss took over while he was gone
any time iv ever played skarsnik even after getting 8 peaks i never bothered with orcs, if i wanted orcs id play the other greenskin factions i play skarsnik for gobbos
They're not as bad as people say they are when you use them the way they're supposed to be, people just don't bother trying to flank, and the gobbo-wave attacks when you get a shitload of armies stacked up on a city is quite satisfying
Ive played the Skarsnik campaign more than any other in Total War Warhammer 1 and I never take Ork units, only things you would expect find in a goblin army like trolls and squigs.
Ahhh the goblin lord that would rival tzentchs greater demons and the skaven in over the top sneaky plans. And would have a good chance of winning in backstabbing contest between them all.
My first campaign in TWW was with Karl Franz, like every other decent person. However, my second one was with Skarsnik, and it was a blast. I managed to keep most of my first army for the majority of the playthrough, challenging freaking Kholek with golden chevrons gobbos and hiking my way to Karak Eight Peaks (because I didn't know you could cross the sea) like a green mean Hannibal crossing the Alps and confederating the Grimgor, which led me to a war with basically half the continent. Then I didn't recruit Orcs because come on, if I wanted to play Orcs I'd be playing Wurrzag. Best campaign ever 10/10. Gobboz rule.
I've been playing TWW since the first game released.... I didn't play as Karl Franz even once until the Empire update in TWW2 (first guy I played as was Mannfredd Von Carstein but Skarsnik was the first campaign I ever actually finished)
Long time Total War fan, and it was my first introduction to the Warhammer universe... In about 4 years of playing, the only time I've played a human faction was the Wulfhart campaign. And I only played that for about an hour. I just can't play humans in the only Total War that has dinosaurs and dwarves and stuff.
The only reason I play Karl Franz more than Gelt is because you can't change Gelts Elector Count Position if you play as the golden order. And I want him in Wissenland to get the best artillery possible. But Bretonnia is still the better human faction. For ze lady!
RECOMMENDED MODS: Guv's Foundation Skills for Old World Legendary Lords steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1234994835&searchtext=skarsnik Gives Skarsnik a unique third skill line like other Warhammer 2 lords. Though Guv does watch this channel. So you might reconsider the intelligence behind some of his design choices. Expanded Roster - Greenskins - Goblin Pack steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1193959747 Adds even more goblin units from the 8th edition manual. Including the COLOSSAL SQUIG!
This video covers one of my favorite types of humour: "Saying some incredibly specific, stupid shit and then moving on like what you said was completely normal"
If the joke was lame, it's alright, because there's always another one 10 seconds away. Also, it's likely related that I despise TV shows with laugh tracks.
As a german, i would really appreciate more information on those "german pleasure dungeons" you mentioned. ... for strictly scientific reasons of course.
I remember listening to this for the first time when I misheard a description, and was very disappointed to learn Skarsnik didn't run around with a giant land dwelling squid.
I can't believe for how long I haven't watched any of this series because of its title. I don't believe I've ever seen a title downplaying it self that much. This isn't only for Total War Noobs. This is actually a quality jewel for almost the entirety of both the Total War AND the Warhammer Community! Excellent work sir! I'm glad to see that you finally got some viewers since I last followed your channel in those times, where you already provided high quality, but only got a couple hundred viewers. It seems the emperor does protect after all.
Thanks for sticking with me. The titles are a bit misleading, but it was that or 101 ways to get banned by CA for genitalia references. Side note, I'm terrible at titling.
Honestly, your videos bring me so much joy! They also keep my Warhammer addiction going, ever time I think I done playing for a while you release a video that makes me want to start a new campaign!
@@lilwater7358 That's an ability by Night Goblin fanatics. It's very short range and spreads like a tear shaped cone spell for other factions heroes and lords. Basically get a Night Goblin Fanatic into a melee with a lot of troops, use their ability and watch the bodies go flying and that one unit getting 200+ kills.
I demand a redo of this video for when the Greenskin update comes out. For the most part it should still be the same but I would like to see some insights how the greenskin mechanics effect Skarsniks campaign. If you don't I will be severely disappointed.
Skarsnik is hilarious in WH1 where heroes can still assassinate lords. You start out every fight with enemy army without a lord because you already stab the sucker to oblivion and you can win the campaign by just send your best gobbo boss to shank the Neverchosen.
I love these Noob Guide to: Total Warhammer 1 & 2 vids, makes me consider getting both games and deciding who to go for as a faction or leader. I do hope this series means every single leader from both games are getting a video like this because I, a Noob can digest the information and grow ever more fascinated with TW as a game probably better than other strategy games. Id love to see future videos on the Forest tree Elves, Beastmen, Tomb Kings, the Vampire Counts, heck I can't decide because every leader looks so cool and they deserve a video to spotlight them
When I play skarsnik I just send weak gobo melee units first then just pelt my enemies with poison tip arrows, I get about to armies just stacked with either night goblin archers or arty units. Works like a charm.
from what i remember skarsnik is the only greenskin to actually write down him strategies and made a somewhat working alphabet for the orks tho none other then him use it
don't forget tht proding stick of skarsnik's was once a dwarven channeling staff before getting royally screwed over by goblin magics and turning it into his personal tool
Hey Cody! I really enjoy these videos and have started to try and make some comedic Warhammer content myself. However i find myself struggling a little when it comes to capturing game footage to match with the video. Do you happen to have any advice or tips to give to a noob like myself? I'd also love to know your process for making these video if you feel like sharing it.
you dont play skarsnik before he became the lord of eight peak , he is but you got betrayed by part of the crooked moon clan when you were away in the total war lore
@@codybonds well they had to take some liberty here and there for the game lore to make sense , i dont mind it , it make the game interresting and fit the whole What if of the total war serie in general
Would disagree with the video maker and say the Skarsnik book's actually a very fun read. There's not nearly enough greenskin lore, but Skarsnik's would be the best of what's out there for me.
So him and the Chaos dwarves gotta awkwardly waddle all the way back to motherland mountain before they remember to take their performance enhancers, but they have to reenact the ending shootout drive in The Devil's Rejects if they even want a chance at holding it
how did ibrit get the nickname dung-strangler? like wtf, usually names like that give you an idea of how they fight like gutstompa or headtaker... dungstrangler?
With all the innuendoes in this video I can only assume that a noobs guide to: sigvald the magnificent is next because this video is clearly honoring Slaanesh
Every time I am in a battle with an army led by Skarsnik, I try not to kill him. I can't stand watching that cute little round mouth with feet get hurt.
I was not familiar with the Warhammer Fantasy lore at all and when I selected Skarsnik for the campaign I thought he said SURPREME RULAH OF EIGHT PIGS oh how mistaken I was...
3:27 Jesus that big goober squig flopping into skarsnick is pure frenchie/english bulldog behavior…. Skarsnick is just a dude really into black metal and his English bulldog paling around like the best of buds.
"And Snotlings not actually appearing in the game-" I feel like this is why CA added the Snotling Wagons with Grom only a single month after this was uploaded.
will you do an update for the new ork mechanics? For example that grots are in the game and that all the special lords have their own WAAAAAGHS and uniek upgrades (for example skarsnik has special poison for night goblins that will do damage over time)
Skarsnik:" Want to hear a Joke?" Queek: "Alright-right. Make me laugh green-thing." Skarsnik: "Beastmen!" Queek: "Bwhaahahaahaahaha" Belegar: "...I don't get it."
Cody Bonds I think they WHERE going to add chaos dwarves in total war warhammer 3 because chaos dwarves dint kill hobgoblins like the other greenskins but I’m not well versed with the lore
“Snotlings don’t appear in the game so they don’t matter.”
*Two weeks later*
CA: “ARE YOU GUYS HYPED FOR SOME SNOTLING PUMPWAGONS?! CAUSE WE’VE GOT THREE VARIANTS!!!”
HYPEEEEEEEE
knowing skarsnik got a whole chapter to himself in the book of grudges, and that he had a special place just for him on squeek's rack makes it feel like the most wholesome bro-mance in warhammer fantasy.
Queek*
@@shrektheeverchosen6457 *headtaker
@@scamin441 I got a page in the book of grudges for evading taxes
Help
"Skarsnick doesn't appear in End Times because the writer forgot about him"
Woah, I didn't know Warhammer lore was written by the same people who wrote Season 8 of Game of Thrones...
Araki Forgot
This comparison is so accurate it gave me a double dose of PTSD
Seeing what the End Times was compared to prievous lore, Im pretty sure if its not the same people, they were on the same level at the very least.
the End times novels pretty much the the same reception as GoT S8
He had his own end times book didn't he?
Welcome to A Noob’s Guide to a hellscape campaign where every turn becomes, who’s gonna declare war on/ kill me?
Salution? Play Phaliaus Darkblade (I know that's not his name lol) and be line to get the sword of Khaine. Take over the Broken island province and capitalize in slavery. Let Tzar Can take over and only recruit Black Arks. Black ark lords are the only lords who will not deffect and the fact that the Broken Island province is mostly harbors means that Black Ark lords can defend them. Army build?
1 Phaliaus Darkblade (With the Sword of Khaine Dominating and not the Warpsword)
1 Regiment of renown chariot that is Anti large
1 Cold one Chariot
1 Regiment of renown Blood Queen's executioners
1 Regiment of Renown Red Siren with a follower that gives stalk and snipe (assigned in one of the Tzar Can quests.)
2 Har Ganeth Executioners
1 Regiment of Renown Raven Herelds
1 Sorceress (Fire for AOE incase infantry is up the ass)
1 Sorceress (Shadow for buffs for Phaliaus)
2 Black Guards of Nagorond
And the rest Bolt Claw throwers
The strategy is to let the artilliary do its work and the chariots harras or do counter artilliary while phalliaus murders everything while having artilliary support. It is smart to also give him the healing potion for longer sustainabillity. The reason for why he should have Khaine's blade instead of Worpsword is so he can kill off single entity targets easily. He's already pretty good against infantry mobs so let kim kill big things too.
@@marshallbernarte8216 This does literally nothing to help skarsniks campaign
Also known as Queek's firsts 50 turns
@@Sir_Bucket and then queek gets his weapons teams and stormvermin ready to eat anyone who dares looks him funny
That is accurate to the campaign I just did. I was literally at war with every faction adjacent to me at one point, and I didn’t declare war on any of them myself.
Goblins from warhammer are special to me. When I played greenskins for the first tike I clicked on the goblin and heard its voice. Spent 10 minutes in a trance of listening the voice lines, then the next hour pacing around the house doing a gobbo voice. Now it's time to finish this journey and play Skarsnik
In summary, goblin master race
That's fascinating ! would you please turn 90 degrees and explain it all to this nice Iron Drake ?
just you wait until we get snotlings
@@slaanesh9348 implying they would do anything more then fart and laugh
@@DarkLordOfSweden or eaten, i just want to see Greasus Goldtooth
Finally a man of culture.
Skarsnik gets shafted in the End Times, but comes back in age of sigmar as a tiny comet, eternally blessed to follow around and orbit The Bad Moon avatar of gorkamorka as it floats through the mortal realms
Togetic
Pretty heartwarming if you ask me.
I never heard this before, but I kinda absolutely love it. What's the source, the Gloomspite Gitz battletome?
if i recall right queek got the eightpeaks after making a lasting peace deal with belegar
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 I remember that Queek killed Belegar and then got butcherd by Thorgrim.
@@pile-o-nonsense3688 thorgrim cheated
skarsnik campaign
aka a challange campaign with the worst faction and using the worst units in that faction and is still 100 times better than the chaos campaign
And with quite literally the worst starting position in the entire game.
Shard Shard so... I’m the only one that kinda likes gobbos?
here good sir! Hold my like!
@@The_Murder_Party yes
@@The_Murder_Party
nah, I like the goblins a lot (probably the most fun playthrough I ever had was when I played as Skarsnik and completely ignored Karak Eight Peaks in favor of taking over the entire Empire and fighting off Chaos with a Goblin only army)
Fun fact, skarsnik to disprove the fact night goblins would die if met with sunlight, scaled one of the 8 peaks and later bathed in the sun even as it burnt his skin.
This was what he took as a sign that he was chosen by the gods to conquer the peaks.
The fact that Skarsnik basically got depressed after Gobbler died is super sad.
Press F for da Gobbo...
F
F
Eff'
F
F
"Well, everyone kinda forgot about the legendary goblin warboss."
I didn't knew that D&D were writing for Warhammer before GoT
Christopher Lee: the real life James Bond
I remember the story of a director trying to instruct him how to react to being stabbed in the back. He turned around and asked "Do you know what a man being stabbed in the back sounds like? Because I do
@@jamesvivian2855 that would be Peter Jackson it’s when he’s directing the deleted scene of Saruman being stabbed
He had a life that could made Forest Gump look like nothing.
Skarsnik's campaign isn't from before he achieves greatness
It's stated in the loading screen at the start of the campaign that an orc
Warboss took over while he was gone
any time iv ever played skarsnik even after getting 8 peaks i never bothered with orcs, if i wanted orcs id play the other greenskin factions i play skarsnik for gobbos
i feel the same thing with tehenhauin, winning with an army of skinky bois brings so much satisfaction.
They're not as bad as people say they are when you use them the way they're supposed to be, people just don't bother trying to flank, and the gobbo-wave attacks when you get a shitload of armies stacked up on a city is quite satisfying
Ive played the Skarsnik campaign more than any other in Total War Warhammer 1 and I never take Ork units, only things you would expect find in a goblin army like trolls and squigs.
Ahhh the goblin lord that would rival tzentchs greater demons and the skaven in over the top sneaky plans. And would have a good chance of winning in backstabbing contest between them all.
Unsubscribing if he doesn’t say WAAAGGHHHH that way I like it.
I do with with a deep throaty W- OGGG that would make Attila proud.
Cody Bonds as long as it’s deep throaty
@@chriscons7849 George Takei has a phrase for this but it escape me
Oh My!
Skarsnik can actually recruit orcs before getting eight peaks. If you conquer territories like Galbaraz, you can get access to savage orcs.
My first campaign in TWW was with Karl Franz, like every other decent person. However, my second one was with Skarsnik, and it was a blast. I managed to keep most of my first army for the majority of the playthrough, challenging freaking Kholek with golden chevrons gobbos and hiking my way to Karak Eight Peaks (because I didn't know you could cross the sea) like a green mean Hannibal crossing the Alps and confederating the Grimgor, which led me to a war with basically half the continent. Then I didn't recruit Orcs because come on, if I wanted to play Orcs I'd be playing Wurrzag.
Best campaign ever 10/10. Gobboz rule.
"My first campaign in TWW was with Karl Franz, like every other decent person."
NO
I played as the Real Emperor, Vlad of Carstein.
@@keizoxd5623 Damn boomers, Mannfred is where it's at!
I've been playing TWW since the first game released.... I didn't play as Karl Franz even once until the Empire update in TWW2 (first guy I played as was Mannfredd Von Carstein but Skarsnik was the first campaign I ever actually finished)
Long time Total War fan, and it was my first introduction to the Warhammer universe... In about 4 years of playing, the only time I've played a human faction was the Wulfhart campaign. And I only played that for about an hour. I just can't play humans in the only Total War that has dinosaurs and dwarves and stuff.
The only reason I play Karl Franz more than Gelt is because you can't change Gelts Elector Count Position if you play as the golden order. And I want him in Wissenland to get the best artillery possible.
But Bretonnia is still the better human faction. For ze lady!
RECOMMENDED MODS:
Guv's Foundation Skills for Old World Legendary Lords
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1234994835&searchtext=skarsnik
Gives Skarsnik a unique third skill line like other Warhammer 2 lords. Though Guv does watch this channel. So you might reconsider the intelligence behind some of his design choices.
Expanded Roster - Greenskins - Goblin Pack
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1193959747
Adds even more goblin units from the 8th edition manual. Including the COLOSSAL SQUIG!
This video covers one of my favorite types of humour: "Saying some incredibly specific, stupid shit and then moving on like what you said was completely normal"
If the joke was lame, it's alright, because there's always another one 10 seconds away. Also, it's likely related that I despise TV shows with laugh tracks.
3:37
"There is no word for pint-sized bear, so I humbly submit Koala".
Leave it you Cody, to send my sides to the far side of the moon.
I also tested out Danny Devito as an answer for that one.
@@codybonds fucks sakes, now I cant unsee the drawfs as a race of denny devitos.
Modders get to it, or I will.
It'll definitely be interesting to see your take on Queek, given that he's pretty nuts, even by Skaven standards.
Queek is be far my favorite character. He's so fucking oddly original and backwards to the race he's a part of, which is also awesomely original.
As a german, i would really appreciate more information on those "german pleasure dungeons" you mentioned.
... for strictly scientific reasons of course.
If you search hard enough, you will find your answer. Little clue... Search in Berlin
You crease me up! Only just found your channel and binged watched the lot! Great work!
*Cody Bonds:* "No word for pint sized bear."
Sir, I'm just here to inform you how lucky you are that the Honey Badger don't give a shit.
I remember listening to this for the first time when I misheard a description, and was very disappointed to learn Skarsnik didn't run around with a giant land dwelling squid.
You take that mean stuff back about the Guy Haley Skarsnik book, it was baller.
Its honestly one of the best black library books out there imo
I feel this video is only weeks from going out of date
Ohhh yes... I cant wait.
*GIVE US DA LADZ!*
And i bet CA will need until oktober to get shit together
Well lucky you your wrong
Well it did.
I can't believe for how long I haven't watched any of this series because of its title. I don't believe I've ever seen a title downplaying it self that much. This isn't only for Total War Noobs. This is actually a quality jewel for almost the entirety of both the Total War AND the Warhammer Community! Excellent work sir! I'm glad to see that you finally got some viewers since I last followed your channel in those times, where you already provided high quality, but only got a couple hundred viewers. It seems the emperor does protect after all.
Thanks for sticking with me. The titles are a bit misleading, but it was that or 101 ways to get banned by CA for genitalia references. Side note, I'm terrible at titling.
Honestly, your videos bring me so much joy! They also keep my Warhammer addiction going, ever time I think I done playing for a while you release a video that makes me want to start a new campaign!
Noobs guide:
Don’t play yet, just wait until the update.
Skarsnik's campaign won't change very much. His is already focused on Tak ng Eight Peaks.
Cody Bonds true
@@codybonds where are the iron ball whirling units?
@@lilwater7358 That's an ability by Night Goblin fanatics. It's very short range and spreads like a tear shaped cone spell for other factions heroes and lords.
Basically get a Night Goblin Fanatic into a melee with a lot of troops, use their ability and watch the bodies go flying and that one unit getting 200+ kills.
I demand a redo of this video for when the Greenskin update comes out. For the most part it should still be the same but I would like to see some insights how the greenskin mechanics effect Skarsniks campaign.
If you don't I will be severely disappointed.
4:23
Yeah, to say this has not aged well is.. an understatement.
Skarsnik is hilarious in WH1 where heroes can still assassinate lords. You start out every fight with enemy army without a lord because you already stab the sucker to oblivion and you can win the campaign by just send your best gobbo boss to shank the Neverchosen.
You can assassinate lord in tww1?
Jazz Music fits with ANY Type of Warhammer Video ;) Bloody War is just so relaxing...
I love these Noob Guide to: Total Warhammer 1 & 2 vids, makes me consider getting both games and deciding who to go for as a faction or leader. I do hope this series means every single leader from both games are getting a video like this because I, a Noob can digest the information and grow ever more fascinated with TW as a game probably better than other strategy games. Id love to see future videos on the Forest tree Elves, Beastmen, Tomb Kings, the Vampire Counts, heck I can't decide because every leader looks so cool and they deserve a video to spotlight them
I came for the lore, I subscribed for the "Koala" submission
Well well well, look who stealthily snuck into my feed without a preview or a forewarning. Well played.
Love the series, you've earned a new sub. Keep it up.
I've waited a loooong time for this to come ^^
Your partner must be very lucky.
When I play skarsnik I just send weak gobo melee units first then just pelt my enemies with poison tip arrows, I get about to armies just stacked with either night goblin archers or arty units. Works like a charm.
I thought the story was that Gobbla was killed by a skaven packmaster and it broke Skarsnik so bad he just kind of wandered off in a daze.
"-No word for pint-sized bear, so I humbly submit koala".. I would have said Badger, especially with how fucking angry and tenacious dwarves are.
Honey Badger does have a certain sound to it.
Love that all these wonderful and unique characters existed in WHFB only for AOS to come and...forget them.
"Goes through men, faster than Taylor Swift." Ruthless.
She lives up to her name
Fantastic Christoper Lee reference.
Shout out to my boy adanion. Big respect for my fav Aussie
And he has a legit moustache.
@@codybonds Truly one of the seven Wonders
from what i remember skarsnik is the only greenskin to actually write down him strategies and made a somewhat working alphabet for the orks tho none other then him use it
"Looking like he escaped German pleasure dungeon" 😆😂😂😂 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️
Yessss! As one of many who requested this, I am so excited to watch it
don't forget tht proding stick of skarsnik's was once a dwarven channeling staff before getting royally screwed over by goblin magics and turning it into his personal tool
Every time you say “Shazbot!” it makes me smile and think about when Tribes wasn’t dead.
VGH
VGW
VGS
Skarsnik novel is pretty cool. The attack on the village at the being of the book is brutal.
My god these are helarious and amazing at the same time. Well done sir
The koala bit got me rolling
RUclips decided to unsubscribe me so I didn't get the notification. That's probably goblin discrimination
Here as well
Congratulations for resisting the urge to make jokes about Skarsnik’s back doo… I mean stair boys gang.
Really loved the video. No idea what you are talking about, but loved it. Can't wait to see the next one.
5:55 / 12:18
soviet war technique !! chefs kiss from 2022
The video is the literal embodiment of TLDR; for me. Trying so hard to make witty puns non stop lmao
Hey Cody! I really enjoy these videos and have started to try and make some comedic Warhammer content myself. However i find myself struggling a little when it comes to capturing game footage to match with the video. Do you happen to have any advice or tips to give to a noob like myself?
I'd also love to know your process for making these video if you feel like sharing it.
Best one yet, keep going Cody!
[GOBLIN SLAYER WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]
*_YES_* no
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Thanks for adding Gobbla to the thumbnail Cody
You gotta respect that bond.
Snotlings are not in the game
Warden and the paunch
Snotlings are now mad max goblins
Yeah. A couple jokes and gameplay tips here are no longer correct. I've been considering cutting the gameplay part and just doing lore guides.
I've found all gobo armies pretty decent with the right tech and skills since they fixed the orcs
This video, by it's own existence, already hold a couple of pages in the book.
“I humbly submit koala.” Best video yet.
Queek Headtaker is definitelly a powerbottom.
FINALLY!! My favorite playable character gets its due
Im honestly just binge watching these vids cause its so damn entertaining
you dont play skarsnik before he became the lord of eight peak , he is but you got betrayed by part of the crooked moon clan when you were away in the total war lore
Ah! That's why they're called mutinous gits. That seems like extra work on their part to justify his absence.
@@codybonds well they had to take some liberty here and there for the game lore to make sense , i dont mind it , it make the game interresting and fit the whole What if of the total war serie in general
Would disagree with the video maker and say the Skarsnik book's actually a very fun read. There's not nearly enough greenskin lore, but Skarsnik's would be the best of what's out there for me.
Another great vid as always!
Best description of a Goblin army ever.
So him and the Chaos dwarves gotta awkwardly waddle all the way back to motherland mountain before they remember to take their performance enhancers, but they have to reenact the ending shootout drive in The Devil's Rejects if they even want a chance at holding it
how did ibrit get the nickname dung-strangler? like wtf, usually names like that give you an idea of how they fight like gutstompa or headtaker... dungstrangler?
With all the innuendoes in this video I can only assume that a noobs guide to: sigvald the magnificent is next because this video is clearly honoring Slaanesh
Every time I am in a battle with an army led by Skarsnik, I try not to kill him. I can't stand watching that cute little round mouth with feet get hurt.
Gobbler is literally a cross between a Staffie and a space hopper.
I was not familiar with the Warhammer Fantasy lore at all and when I selected Skarsnik for the campaign I thought he said
SURPREME RULAH OF EIGHT PIGS
oh how mistaken I was...
finaly a one of da lads!
curious if there'll be a LOKHIR FELLHEART, THE KRAKEN LORD OF KAROND KAR, LORD OF THE TOWER OF BLESSED DREAD guide anytime soon?
3:27 Jesus that big goober squig flopping into skarsnick is pure frenchie/english bulldog behavior…. Skarsnick is just a dude really into black metal and his English bulldog paling around like the best of buds.
Respect is earned
One of my favorite lords in game.
"And Snotlings not actually appearing in the game-" I feel like this is why CA added the Snotling Wagons with Grom only a single month after this was uploaded.
They also added special skills for Skarsniks' and gave him a unique spell!
Dude, I love these!
will you do an update for the new ork mechanics?
For example that grots are in the game and that all the special lords have their own WAAAAAGHS and uniek upgrades (for example skarsnik has special poison for night goblins that will do damage over time)
Damn it internet, i know what "designed by Bad Dragon" means lol
Why a family man such as Cody knows what it means is even more peculiar!
You are now obliged to make a *NOOB'S GUIDE to BELEGAR IRONHAMMER*
Complete the trilogy with Noob's Guide to Queek Headtaker and you have the COMPLETE NOOB'S GUIDE to KARAK EIGHT PEAKS
Skarsnik:" Want to hear a Joke?"
Queek: "Alright-right. Make me laugh green-thing."
Skarsnik: "Beastmen!"
Queek: "Bwhaahahaahaahaha"
Belegar: "...I don't get it."
Part one you say? Interesting
I heard hobgoblins where a thing at the chaos dwarves
I would love to see the Hobgoblin Khan in the game. And I feel there's a strong chance he'll make an appearance
Cody Bonds I think they WHERE going to add chaos dwarves in total war warhammer 3 because chaos dwarves dint kill hobgoblins like the other greenskins but I’m not well versed with the lore
The innuendo is strong with this one. Also Koalas aren't bears... I refer you to Don Spencer
-So Skarnik is someone like Launch from dragon ball?
-Like who?
-Exactly...
Unfortunately koalas not only aren't bears they aren't even mammals
You get a thumbs up for zoological accuracy.
Great video Cody! I'd love to see you do Queek!
What a cute cuddly Lil fellow.
Classic noob guide here.
Probably the most innuendo ridden one to date
I try to outdo myself for each one. I never want there to be a boring one in the series.
@@codybonds I started noticing that trend.
Keep up the innuendos.
Oh you mean that goblin dude I killed as the Emperor and didn't think two seconds about?
hey speaking of Karl Franz ....