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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @RemyBoyz1738OGSKRILLA
    @RemyBoyz1738OGSKRILLA 4 года назад +3936

    He got the muscle from being an electricians apprentice.

  • @skylinegtb4273
    @skylinegtb4273 4 года назад +3600

    Ian looks like he would ask a kid “have you ever got an Indian burn”

    • @ChunkyJo
      @ChunkyJo 4 года назад +37

      HURTS DONUT!? harharharhar

    • @soupnoodlesam
      @soupnoodlesam 4 года назад +1

      Skyline GTB so fucking true

    • @johnmarquez7413
      @johnmarquez7413 4 года назад +4

      SNAKEBITE!

    • @thindon6661
      @thindon6661 4 года назад +6

      They fucking hurt

    • @kalanikersbergen2961
      @kalanikersbergen2961 4 года назад +3

      Why use the most unnecessarily dangerous objects to crack the eggs? Not really considerate thinking. Also wouldnt someone just think to drop them on a mattress/pillow/comforter so that they dont bounce and flip off the hard ground?

  • @brogle400
    @brogle400 4 года назад +5836

    He has a massive right arm and small left arm. Thats a man.

  • @intensefinesse5809
    @intensefinesse5809 4 года назад +907

    As someone who owns 16 chickens, I can confirm that they lay cookies

    • @festus0976
      @festus0976 4 года назад +12

      What came first the chicken or the cookie?

    • @help3802
      @help3802 4 года назад +13

      As someone who has 300 chickens, I can confirm that there’s good money in selling cookies

    • @ionianorion9349
      @ionianorion9349 4 года назад

      Technically

    • @hangnale5595
      @hangnale5595 4 года назад +6

      chickens have a one in 16 cookie spawn rate. helps to hatch them with -spd nature to maximize cookie farming. vet student here

    • @colorfulbubbles4716
      @colorfulbubbles4716 3 года назад +1

      No they lay eggs the shit cookies

  • @dylanswales9511
    @dylanswales9511 4 года назад +1578

    Strangle someone to death, but play it backwards so it looks like you’re reviving them with your healing touch

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 4 года назад +69

      Guys it's literally in reverse but go off on this poor murderer

    • @circleofsorrow4583
      @circleofsorrow4583 4 года назад

      Genius 🤔

    • @ArianLeigh
      @ArianLeigh 4 года назад

      Wtf. Are you okay?

    • @Charles-lr3sd
      @Charles-lr3sd 4 года назад +4

      Is that a jojo reference?

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 4 года назад +4

      @@Charles-lr3sd shut the fuck up

  • @sorrynothing5602
    @sorrynothing5602 4 года назад +1434

    Throwing molotov cocktails at an orphanage is fine because in reverse it looks like you're magically sucking up the fire and putting it in bottles.

    • @odin_191
      @odin_191 4 года назад +27

      not the hero we deserve

    • @niclaskrentzel6517
      @niclaskrentzel6517 4 года назад +11

      @@odin_191 but we needed

    • @benscott3603
      @benscott3603 4 года назад +4

      My dream woman is a stripper from an orphanage with daddy issues

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @corncobjohnsonreal
      @corncobjohnsonreal 4 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure I saw this joke on an uberhaxornova video 9 years ago

  • @buddyshitposting1497
    @buddyshitposting1497 4 года назад +1314

    I'm waiting for the squirrels.

  • @killah12324
    @killah12324 4 года назад +2658

    Alright I looked this up: So this Guy is smart; He uses a weapon given to him by a possibly angry fan to show that he gives no shits: Electricians Apprentice Here.

    • @benhughes4493
      @benhughes4493 4 года назад +81

      Haha, electricans apprentice, good to see an old fan.

    • @deepfriedsir7982
      @deepfriedsir7982 4 года назад +28

      This guys smart

    • @nomorecomply4044
      @nomorecomply4044 4 года назад +8

      @@benhughes4493 it's a Russian thing

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 года назад

      Show*

    • @s.har.k
      @s.har.k 4 года назад +24

      So this comment is smart, lemme explain.

  • @artificalturf793
    @artificalturf793 4 года назад +2353

    Man looks he will do a magic trick and ur kids will disappear

    • @leonbogic2303
      @leonbogic2303 4 года назад

      Squigga Tortellini

    • @youbename25
      @youbename25 4 года назад +3

      He did it to my parents, and now im in his basement

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 4 года назад +1

      All he needs is a van (preferably white) and some candy.

    • @quis9726
      @quis9726 4 года назад

      He could coax tweens into the van by offering free backstage passes to Anisa’s OnlyFans photo shoot.

    • @silloweet
      @silloweet 4 года назад +1

      It's what simping will do to you

  • @dattebayo8258
    @dattebayo8258 4 года назад +834

    I didn’t expect Ian to legitimately pull out a chicken

    • @skeetskeet5971
      @skeetskeet5971 4 года назад +15

      HOKagE DATTebayO why he’s a farmer

    • @darkstars101
      @darkstars101 4 года назад +10

      Its the farmers tan man

    • @noro329
      @noro329 4 года назад +2

      Fresh eggs

    • @jsgr1996
      @jsgr1996 4 года назад +5

      You should always expect Ian to pull out a chicken

    • @lordtimebomb6792
      @lordtimebomb6792 4 года назад +1

      He sells eggs to how to basic

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan 4 года назад +3896

    Ian looks like the guidance counselor that tries to hug the junior class girls

    • @melodystyron4514
      @melodystyron4514 4 года назад +12

      Yes.

    • @jahuahua112
      @jahuahua112 4 года назад +19

      But in all seriousness, he did used to look a lot more youthful

    • @quis9726
      @quis9726 4 года назад +21

      Well if Ian is having a mid-life crisis at the age of 29 he’ll be 58 when he dies.

    • @genesis011
      @genesis011 4 года назад

      @@quis9726 that's pretty accurate

    • @intro021
      @intro021 4 года назад +2

      Nothing wrong about that mt dad its beem doing that for 23 years even working with kids for free💚

  • @winklebeebee8635
    @winklebeebee8635 4 года назад +334

    I think they’re there to eat slugs and snails

  • @williamosman
    @williamosman 4 года назад +1466

    SHRIMP!!!

  • @kalebthomas6645
    @kalebthomas6645 4 года назад +1148

    The whole intro was to show off that he didn’t have shrimp arms anymore

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 4 года назад +56

      Simp*

    • @paperbag8357
      @paperbag8357 4 года назад +22

      Chronus man fuck off with that shit

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 4 года назад +27

      lmfao you guys are worse than the people who cried when the onlyfans drama started, get a life you fangirls lol

    • @bantest9160
      @bantest9160 4 года назад +10

      Ivan Vento simps mad

    • @bantest9160
      @bantest9160 4 года назад +9

      Paper Bag simps mad

  • @hotmilkbreath
    @hotmilkbreath 4 года назад +1311

    I have a strange feeling that that chicken doesn't really shit cookies...

    • @no-counthero5076
      @no-counthero5076 4 года назад +18

      blasphemy!

    • @Sisi.Jewell
      @Sisi.Jewell 4 года назад +27

      No dude, it does. You legit saw it do it during the video. Fuck.

    • @mrlevinielsen
      @mrlevinielsen 4 года назад +13

      no hes just there to eat slugs n snails

    • @minecraftycatgaming
      @minecraftycatgaming 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @zargo5211
      @zargo5211 4 года назад +11

      Are you fucking stupid obviously it does how can you fake that u dumbass

  • @laika1409
    @laika1409 4 года назад +491

    I was so high the first time I watched this video I deadass thought the chicken was just really advanced cgi

  • @TH-ds2yx
    @TH-ds2yx 4 года назад +3210

    He does have a point. I would not call a farmer a simp.

    • @Oree_Nabisko
      @Oree_Nabisko 4 года назад +12

      Idk why not.

    • @zilla8783
      @zilla8783 4 года назад +37

      Oree Nabisko cause your a simp

    • @wyd_tanner_4078
      @wyd_tanner_4078 4 года назад +80

      @@zilla8783 you're*

    • @Stynze
      @Stynze 4 года назад +54

      @@Oree_Nabisko only a monster would call a farmer a simp

    • @gramthelamb
      @gramthelamb 4 года назад +41

      Farmer here can confirm

  • @matthewbia
    @matthewbia 4 года назад +1442

    Everyone is talking about what Ian’s gf is doing but I’m wondering about the squirrels Maby there aren’t any more to relocate?

  • @olliefoxton1193
    @olliefoxton1193 4 года назад +1308

    Who else is just in the comments looking for some slugs and snails

    • @Type_r_jacob
      @Type_r_jacob 4 года назад +12

      Ollie Foxton yeah just found one here

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +1

      Found one

    • @theo1216
      @theo1216 4 года назад +23

      Nah Im on the hunt for some chinless serpant worshipers

    • @slothy9897
      @slothy9897 4 года назад +3

      I'm here lookin for people calling him a simp.

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 4 года назад

      @@slothy9897 Like you actually need to look for that.

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 4 года назад +1303

    "The animal rights thing doesn't apply to poor countries."
    IdubbbzTV is still spitting straight facts.

    • @rider3098
      @rider3098 4 года назад +22

      Honestly pretty lucky to live in 1st world countries

    • @plantainman7664
      @plantainman7664 4 года назад +6

      @@rider3098 can't relate

    • @yuliiza
      @yuliiza 4 года назад +4

      imagine not living in the u.s pfft 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

    • @JeffGranja27
      @JeffGranja27 3 года назад +14

      I shouted "start this animal abuse already (in spanish)" in a bull riding event in my country (yes, a poor country in central america) that people were pissed lmao

    • @spaghetti2316
      @spaghetti2316 3 года назад

      Sorry but your profile picture is beautiful

  • @crimsonpirate9
    @crimsonpirate9 4 года назад +1320

    People keep calling him simp but every comment is about how his mustache makes him look like Ned Flanders while on the run for murdering children/woman joggers

    • @SomeAHole
      @SomeAHole 4 года назад +4

      He's a genius for deflecting the hate

    • @anonymousblank5635
      @anonymousblank5635 4 года назад +20

      @@SomeAHole Yeah. Him crying like a little bitch for 10 minutes over some mean RUclips comments totally didnt out him as a hypocritical joke

    • @SomeAHole
      @SomeAHole 4 года назад +8

      @@anonymousblank5635 What the fuck are you doing still subscribed if you dislike him so much?
      Are you one of those men calling him a simp?

    • @artofwar420
      @artofwar420 4 года назад +3

      Some A. Hole why are people still subscribed to Leafy? Same reason.

    • @anonymousblank5635
      @anonymousblank5635 4 года назад +5

      @@SomeAHole I'm not subbed to him lol. l Havent been since he flew across the country to make fun of some fat kids while pretending to be their friend for views.

  • @valentinvalet2916
    @valentinvalet2916 4 года назад +36487

    I don't care that your girlfriend has an onlyfans, I just want that mustache gone

  • @politicalsquid3025
    @politicalsquid3025 4 года назад +420

    "for anyone out there who's an idiot" I've never felt so represented before, thank you Ian.

  • @HelloKittySGTC
    @HelloKittySGTC 4 года назад +489

    I thought he was going to kill the chicken with the CSGO knife.

  • @ItsmeReiRei
    @ItsmeReiRei 4 года назад +8563

    I think Ian's getting buff cause he's preparing for his onlyfans account.

  • @danielplantenga3456
    @danielplantenga3456 4 года назад +460

    Damn bro shouldve been tagged NSFW for that alpha energy my grandma was in the room and she almost passed from all them alpha particles

    • @jesusdaholy
      @jesusdaholy 4 года назад +3

      My nans died it was too strong

    • @coolnoah8183
      @coolnoah8183 4 года назад +7

      Alpha particles travel incredibly short distances, I think about a foot at most

    • @nuttysquirrelxd7155
      @nuttysquirrelxd7155 4 года назад

      Bouphe's Number 1 Fan just like my N U T

  • @Maijolin1
    @Maijolin1 4 года назад +1805

    I feel like the only reason he wears his mustache, is to irritate us.

    • @dragosandreipapuc5281
      @dragosandreipapuc5281 4 года назад +2

      i'd like to like but i won't destroy the 69

    • @loveh6094
      @loveh6094 4 года назад +19

      Thats exactly why haha. He knows it looks horrible. He is actually a good looking guy and loves to fuck with that

    • @Rosebrickwork
      @Rosebrickwork 4 года назад +18

      Irritating his audience has been the point of the channel for years, m'8.

    • @viktorskorodumov775
      @viktorskorodumov775 4 года назад +4

      What a relief, knowing that someone understands it! I was thinking that everyone is stupid here

    • @Absolix05
      @Absolix05 4 года назад +3

      Just like cr1tikal and his long hair.

  • @irisramer8622
    @irisramer8622 4 года назад +67

    0:38 I thought bottom surgery was going to be expensive thanks this is really what I needed

  • @enzoperrone667
    @enzoperrone667 4 года назад +3241

    This is how he should have responded

    • @Pookabee
      @Pookabee 4 года назад +113

      Most people wouldnt be able to handle a limelight on there own private lives so its easy to feel righteously indignant towards someone who does. But we're all hypocrites.

    • @G4rrfield
      @G4rrfield 4 года назад +4

      no

    • @clockwork.mp4596
      @clockwork.mp4596 4 года назад +5

      Joe Green ok

    • @evfist
      @evfist 4 года назад +7

      I mean
      it is his response, one of his at least. so.

    • @zatty232
      @zatty232 4 года назад +1

      True, true. I agree with your statement.

  • @Nick-rm3mb
    @Nick-rm3mb 4 года назад +615

    Came to call him a simp... then I saw that farmers tan. You win Idubbbz

    • @thedarksideofthemoon9612
      @thedarksideofthemoon9612 4 года назад +3

      BUT THEN HE THREW IN A "I love thots egirls and sluts "

    • @squash6840
      @squash6840 4 года назад +14

      "Simp", such an annoying ass word to say imo

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +3

      SquashGG definitely, but then some peeps hate the word so much they get offended when it’s said, so that’s pretty much the only reason I still say simp

    • @pacman10182
      @pacman10182 4 года назад +1

      @@orbsorbs8465 that's literally every insult

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +1

      tyler roberts true, but with simp it’s much more widespread, or at least, it feels that way.

  • @grqfes
    @grqfes 3 года назад +86

    these people are literally torturing animals like its nothing then replying with "thanks :DD" to criticism
    i really want to meet their parents.

    • @qarful7
      @qarful7 3 года назад +3

      Ik it makes me more mad than anything

    • @Paralytixc
      @Paralytixc 3 года назад +4

      It's pretty clear to see this is just a repost account ran by either a bot or some random Indian guy. Just replies thanks to all the top comments for engagement.

    • @Sanctifiers
      @Sanctifiers 2 года назад +2

      I'd rather put them in woodchippers

  • @YoloSwagginInABox
    @YoloSwagginInABox 4 года назад +1244

    I swear everyone on tik tok has some sort of brain damage

    • @MrDill-hr7mk
      @MrDill-hr7mk 4 года назад +40

      Actually... you’re right.

    • @Jitsaw
      @Jitsaw 4 года назад +29

      They have the mental capacity of a squirrel

    • @Error-lb2id
      @Error-lb2id 4 года назад +8

      Nah they just lagging too much

    • @pisschomper2068
      @pisschomper2068 4 года назад +4

      severe to be exact

    • @yosippena3173
      @yosippena3173 4 года назад +1

      The word sort isn't needed in that sentence

  • @josephmckeage3336
    @josephmckeage3336 4 года назад +1684

    Ian looks like the dad who stands in the doorway of his daughters sleep over while everyone is asleep

    • @Chadgigington
      @Chadgigington 4 года назад +78

      That's oddly specific, Joseph.

    • @wat787
      @wat787 4 года назад +5

      his stache looks really bad

    • @illustriousmonster
      @illustriousmonster 4 года назад

      @@Chadgigington yeah, it's hella specific because he can tell just by looking at the man

    • @fuggnuggs1471
      @fuggnuggs1471 4 года назад +11

      @@illustriousmonster nah that sounds like repressed memorys

    • @playyboiandrew918
      @playyboiandrew918 4 года назад +3

      he looks like the type of person the put extra ranch
      on a chicken nugget

  • @eugeneedgeworth1436
    @eugeneedgeworth1436 4 года назад +349

    His ball-cutting technique is truly flawless

    • @krkrbbr
      @krkrbbr 4 года назад +3

      Its cutting edge technique

    • @ericgallagher5450
      @ericgallagher5450 4 года назад

      His last video he snipped his balls right off. *COCK AND BALL TORTURE*

  • @micdan8000
    @micdan8000 4 года назад +247

    I still wanna know why that woman was force feeding the dog

    • @Aliens2Exist
      @Aliens2Exist 3 года назад +76

      i dunno either but it makes me feel racist

    • @brittanysqueech
      @brittanysqueech 3 года назад +7

      I don't know what you've just put into words, but you sure have.

    • @geroldy4546
      @geroldy4546 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @micdan8000
      @micdan8000 3 года назад

      @@Aliens2Exist same!

    • @micdan8000
      @micdan8000 3 года назад

      @@brittanysqueech yes

  • @eggwardtentacles
    @eggwardtentacles 4 года назад +1470

    Hey guys, vet student here, and I'm pretty sure that Ian isn't actually pulling cookies out of Beatrix's rump. I'm pretty sure that chickens actually lay eggs, not cookies! (I would know. I'm a vet student).

    • @wildfall1966
      @wildfall1966 4 года назад +12

      Hey guys, vet student here, and I’m pretty sure that Ian isn’t actually pulling cookies out of Beatrix’s rump. I’m pretty sure that chickens actually lay eggs, not cookies! (I would know. I’m a vet student).

    • @bolognatious1684
      @bolognatious1684 4 года назад +5

      Egg

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 года назад +1

      No. Your wrong buddy. Ysee the common chicken evolved to be self sustaining through oatmeal related products which they produce in a second womb. That's why they are so lucrative to have.

    • @kickschippers4934
      @kickschippers4934 4 года назад +1

      T_Tigerr why do you look like a elephant head

    • @jay-el9pg
      @jay-el9pg 4 года назад +3

      Hey everyone (since saying hey guys is totally sexist)
      I’m a professional Cookie Maker and I can say that is indeed a cookie

  • @jondough1010
    @jondough1010 4 года назад +1543

    Hey guys vet student here, chickens lay eggs not cookies. I'm a vet student

    • @crazycrab1242
      @crazycrab1242 4 года назад +14

      You sure?

    • @TheScrubs78
      @TheScrubs78 4 года назад +68

      I was worried that you weren’t qualified to have a thought on this but then I read that you’re a vet student and was VERY reassured

    • @K_Lateral
      @K_Lateral 4 года назад +4

      proof?

    • @ghostface6835
      @ghostface6835 4 года назад +2

      Woooosh

    • @jondough1010
      @jondough1010 4 года назад +6

      @@cier7778 precisely, I'm a vet student. It's my job to explain these things to non vet students

  • @nesrine8244
    @nesrine8244 4 года назад +2937

    He looks like he could be one of joe exotic husbands

  • @barnacle-
    @barnacle- 4 года назад +76

    This is so cruel lmao it makes me sick that they just shove their heads into those

  • @wakemeupjpg
    @wakemeupjpg 4 года назад +826

    “Her names Beatrix, and she has a special trick she’d like to show you guys”
    *Pulls out karambit*

    • @achu8012
      @achu8012 4 года назад +1

      Jpg thats talon knife

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 4 года назад +5

      its a metal pokey, get it right.

    • @guzzlinggusher7066
      @guzzlinggusher7066 4 года назад +2

      He's a simp for beatrix

    • @Jacob_D167
      @Jacob_D167 4 года назад

      hes a fucking simp

    • @Jakew9810
      @Jakew9810 4 года назад +4

      Pulls out rotisserie chicken

  • @valeryh1621
    @valeryh1621 4 года назад +1976

    Idddubz should make the ultimate power move and crate a lewd fan account himself

    • @gabezabel1418
      @gabezabel1418 4 года назад +4

      Create*

    • @noble6978
      @noble6978 4 года назад +14

      Aha! I’ve seen this meme before, try harder next time.

    • @gruger41
      @gruger41 4 года назад +4

      iDubbbz

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 года назад +13

      Noble 69 don’t think he gives a shit the world doesn’t revolve around you no one cares what you think

    • @noble6978
      @noble6978 4 года назад +3

      Mr Bruh obvious bait is obvious

  • @rubbr8577
    @rubbr8577 4 года назад +423

    why is no one questioning the fact he just has a chicken suddenly???
    *notices mustache
    oh right

  • @davidbrentozar794
    @davidbrentozar794 4 года назад +575

    I want his hair back and his mustache gone

    • @nilldata7936
      @nilldata7936 4 года назад +23

      The more you complain the more he is enticed to keep it

    • @sauceamericano4279
      @sauceamericano4279 4 года назад +9

      I’ve grown accustomed to it

    • @lucas-qp8st
      @lucas-qp8st 4 года назад +8

      A soul for a soul

    • @fungifago
      @fungifago 4 года назад +2

      whatever you want chief

    • @shargma7946
      @shargma7946 4 года назад +1

      Same...he looks too differnt

  • @johnnym7810
    @johnnym7810 4 года назад +1303

    Hes lowkey been lifting and was looking for an excuse to flex

    • @fish_floyd
      @fish_floyd 4 года назад +57

      Lol he lifted because of the onlyfans shit

    • @zoelizabeth3
      @zoelizabeth3 4 года назад +18

      Michael Ortega Co nah if you check his gf’s insta he’s been working out with her for a while cus he records all her vids

    • @keepyupy2334
      @keepyupy2334 4 года назад +35

      Michael Ortega Co the amount of bulk he’s gained can’t be gained in that short amount of time

    • @Neon-lt5jl
      @Neon-lt5jl 4 года назад +70

      He's trying to get big enough to beat up Anisa's boyfriend

    • @doofiewoof1964
      @doofiewoof1964 4 года назад +3

      absolutely hilarious and original joke

  • @Kechaan7484
    @Kechaan7484 4 года назад +2306

    At this point I don’t care about the drama, I just want idubbbz to make more documentary videos like full force

    • @gagep.7317
      @gagep.7317 4 года назад +11

      Ian Catry YESSSSSSSSSS

    • @skengasaurus
      @skengasaurus 4 года назад +18

      pretty sure he never wanted the drama either

    • @qnsriyan
      @qnsriyan 4 года назад

      Ian Catry FACTS

    • @nunzioish8477
      @nunzioish8477 4 года назад +14

      That, bad unboxing, and content cop

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 4 года назад

      Those take a shitload of time

  • @anotherstorm2061
    @anotherstorm2061 4 года назад +353

    The intro is how he should've responded in his video

    • @SunshowerHeathcliffBeliever
      @SunshowerHeathcliffBeliever 4 года назад +6

      Facts

    • @tedro8834
      @tedro8834 4 года назад +1

      xD

    • @l4nes
      @l4nes 4 года назад +6

      I'm honestly so suprised he didn't.

    • @RetardedRetard-mx7bp
      @RetardedRetard-mx7bp 4 года назад +6

      @@l4nes he had more time to think for this one. First time around he was so defensive and it was pretty pathetic

    • @olishadow8214
      @olishadow8214 4 года назад +1

      Yeh he should have just made a joke about it and left it

  • @lederp8358
    @lederp8358 4 года назад +483

    He can't be a simp because he's his own girlfriend.

    • @absolutenonsense8781
      @absolutenonsense8781 4 года назад +30

      it's our GF now

    • @dungo7048
      @dungo7048 4 года назад +10

      but his girlfriend's boyfriends won't let him smash

    • @scourge8186
      @scourge8186 4 года назад

      Imma just leave the the 69th like right there.

    • @glocktupusva371
      @glocktupusva371 4 года назад +1

      Its everyone's girlfriend now

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 года назад

      i cant believe this shit is still being memed but ok

  • @SoapCkat
    @SoapCkat 4 года назад +1762

    Idc about the onlyfans i just want his hair back

    • @cyclopsjrg
      @cyclopsjrg 4 года назад +7

      JMNLThat I want it gone

    • @hgpo27
      @hgpo27 4 года назад +3

      This is how it used to be

    • @ironiclando
      @ironiclando 4 года назад +9

      he looks like my dad, and my dad has been to jail 70-90 times lmao

    • @oliviahudson1947
      @oliviahudson1947 4 года назад

      I want him bald again 💀

    • @om9482
      @om9482 4 года назад

      No it's hot

  • @JDMricist
    @JDMricist 4 года назад +726

    Alright guys, myth busted. He has a farmer's tan so he clearly is not a simp.

    • @clat5139
      @clat5139 4 года назад +23

      He is both a farmer and an electrician's apprentice, there's no time to be a "simp" for anything but crops and electrons

    • @solidsnack352
      @solidsnack352 4 года назад +2

      Fuckin knew it.

    • @bourky93
      @bourky93 4 года назад

      Farmers are giga simps

    • @hiyariva
      @hiyariva 4 года назад

      JDMricist plot twist its a spray tan

    • @JDMricist
      @JDMricist 4 года назад +1

      @@hiyariva fake it till you make it baby

  • @halol537
    @halol537 4 года назад +785

    Now all you have to do is break into leafys house and tickle his chin

    • @oleandersoup
      @oleandersoup 4 года назад +114

      Cant tickle what he doesnt have

    • @thindon6661
      @thindon6661 4 года назад +20

      Tickle his balls or sum

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 4 года назад +9

      Leafy will always be a cyberbullying piece of shit.

    • @hghjyuhji7756
      @hghjyuhji7756 4 года назад

      Qer t still can't tickle what doesn't exist😂😂

    • @elliottnace
      @elliottnace 4 года назад +1

      That can't physically happen

  • @samistrash6262
    @samistrash6262 4 года назад +26

    Birds are actually pretty fragile, so babies at that age falling at that height would be pretty damaging. They would at least break a few bones, at most would be a painful death. And if they did break a few bones, it's rare that young birds with injures like that survive. (talking about the tall grass one btw)

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 2 года назад +1

      Wait now, there a species of ducks that jump from trees as babies to get out of the nest. I think you're over generalizing.

    • @samistrash6262
      @samistrash6262 2 года назад +6

      @@chestnut4860 they don't use that species of wild duck. They use chicks, domesticated ducklings, etc. Animals they can easily find in their nearest Tractor Supply Co. You named one specie of bird. I wouldn't say im over generalizing lmfao.

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 Год назад

      @@chestnut4860 and your not?
      Haha good one…

  • @fressh
    @fressh 4 года назад +323

    He's starting to get some gains, god damn chad.

    • @wayneamelie278
      @wayneamelie278 4 года назад +19

      Fressh Being labelled a simp is a mad motivator

    • @santeriairaksinen398
      @santeriairaksinen398 4 года назад +3

      Getting bullied is the best motivation.

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 4 года назад +8

      While we were calling him a simp, he was training, improving, cultivating both his muscles and a patch of carrots. Getting ready to come back. Not as Ian the simp but Ian The Farmer.

    • @bladeealbania
      @bladeealbania 4 года назад

      Fressh SIMP

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +2

      @@angsern8455 When you were busy calling me a simp, I studied the blade.

  • @mothman4672
    @mothman4672 4 года назад +2590

    im not trying to say anything gay, BUT hypothetically if you made an onlyfans i'd hypothetically consider subscribing

    • @363lizzy
      @363lizzy 4 года назад +99

      E A bitch stfu lmao

    • @peterkonsevitchactor7755
      @peterkonsevitchactor7755 4 года назад +74

      E A sHuT uP dUdE

    • @nickwilliams6621
      @nickwilliams6621 4 года назад +8

      @@peterkonsevitchactor7755 All of you shut the fuck up. Fuckin' neckbeards

    • @VonSpartan
      @VonSpartan 4 года назад +14

      @@nickwilliams6621 No u

    • @retromole259
      @retromole259 4 года назад

      @@363lizzy ni hao, ni yinjing hen xiao

  • @flicker031
    @flicker031 4 года назад +1742

    Ian looks like that 42 year old guy who catcalls high school girls.

    • @aluminiumknight4038
      @aluminiumknight4038 4 года назад +1

      Imao

    • @JinzoCrash
      @JinzoCrash 4 года назад +11

      The fucking 'stache has GOT TO GO.
      Troll people, but don't make them want to vomit at your very visage.

    • @Wrat_
      @Wrat_ 4 года назад +2

      That guy 42 year old.....

    • @gunadzaky4389
      @gunadzaky4389 4 года назад +2

      your dad?

    • @bl1nk3rz.
      @bl1nk3rz. 4 года назад +1

      Alright alright alright alright

  • @richwoodproductiontm9495
    @richwoodproductiontm9495 4 года назад +16

    9:41 freeze frame on the duck getting his skull bashed

  • @TheLastGame666
    @TheLastGame666 4 года назад +2427

    we bring you an offer.
    you get rid of the mustache
    we act like nothing happend

    • @WarTitan888
      @WarTitan888 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @Darkz92
      @Darkz92 4 года назад +36

      No he should grow a beard instead

    • @lostknite101
      @lostknite101 4 года назад +15

      That’s a good offer

    • @visisloth
      @visisloth 4 года назад +13

      I can get behind that

    • @Darkz92
      @Darkz92 4 года назад

      @VisiSloth just like the nine year old kid that always seems to get behind everyone’s mom

  • @adumsundler4397
    @adumsundler4397 4 года назад +364

    I love that Ian has just been exposing animal abuse lol.

    • @vv77543
      @vv77543 4 года назад

      oof

    • @dillonqaphsiel7977
      @dillonqaphsiel7977 4 года назад +9

      He should talk about that bitch that eats live octopus.

    • @BeefPapa12
      @BeefPapa12 4 года назад +2

      Joe H Eating ass is essential work

    • @buppo8931
      @buppo8931 4 года назад

      @@dillonqaphsiel7977 i think that video has been broken down to Smithereens already

    • @adumsundler4397
      @adumsundler4397 4 года назад

      @@Steve-sz4bh Are you unironically complaining that he doesn't say the n word anymore?

  • @snakesandstones4252
    @snakesandstones4252 4 года назад +1468

    Everyone's commenting about the mustache or being a simp, meanwhile, I just want to know more about his chicken.

    • @thedarksideofthemoon9612
      @thedarksideofthemoon9612 4 года назад +6

      Yo I haven't seen any, I just see comment like yours saying, EvEy oNe cAlL IDuBbZ sImP sTiLl?!?! sO dUm.

    • @snakesandstones4252
      @snakesandstones4252 4 года назад +28

      @@thedarksideofthemoon9612 i wasn't specifying whether the simp comments were negative
      , hate comments or in defense of him. I'm grouping all simp comments together good and bad--my comment didn't specify. I'm referring to the same comments you are in my post along with the opposing side--so both the comments you're making fun of and the ones you are currently making. You're just making wild assumptions and getting triggered. Lmao. Like. My dude. I just wanna know about the chicken. I find its presence and it just walking around his house far more interesting than whether or not his girlfriend shows her titties for money to desperate incels. I just. Literally cannot care less about it.

    • @thedarksideofthemoon9612
      @thedarksideofthemoon9612 4 года назад +2

      @@snakesandstones4252 in too lazy to read that.

    • @subzerosanijs
      @subzerosanijs 4 года назад +9

      @@snakesandstones4252 didn't you see, to prove that he's not a Simp he became a farmer, I guess a chicken is a part of that

    • @thedarksideofthemoon9612
      @thedarksideofthemoon9612 4 года назад +1

      @@subzerosanijs farmers cant have girlfriends with onlyfans my guy

  • @bearoyay
    @bearoyay 4 года назад +15

    0:28
    That made me laugh so damn hard, the karambit kid was always a joke my circle of friends had.

  • @spookson5679
    @spookson5679 4 года назад +2169

    Why does this have 3k dislikes it's litteratly idubbbz exposing animal abusers and people are like "no idubbbz is a simp so I don't like it"

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 4 года назад +145

      It's the autobots disliking as usual.

    • @sete5510
      @sete5510 4 года назад +335

      Giorgi Ustiashvili it s edgy retards that left due to the whole drama. Them leaving is really for the best.

    • @probablygeorge6489
      @probablygeorge6489 4 года назад +60

      Idk, the video seems off. Kinda feels like he's holding himself back and being safe with this vid. Either way, it's kinda boring for the first 4 minutes, so I didn't even continue after that

    • @oleandersoup
      @oleandersoup 4 года назад +189

      Those 12 year olds are still really mad that Ian doesnt control and manipulate his girlfriend like a TRUE alpha male should 🙄🙄

    • @mellowxmagic3185
      @mellowxmagic3185 4 года назад +107

      The kids calling him a simp are like 11 amd have never seen a pussy😂

  • @toadboy7493
    @toadboy7493 4 года назад +1120

    Ducks don’t actually mind being hit in the head by random objects it mimics how in nature the mother duck will often pile her ducklings into the center of the nest and take a frying pan to their heads. In actuality the lady hitting the ducks with the pliers is going easy on them. (Vet student here)

    • @defui3160
      @defui3160 4 года назад +130

      To add on to that, mother ducks will often drop bricks onto the heads of her ducklings to make sure that their necks are strong enough to sustain weight (I study ducks, I know what I'm talking about)

    • @hay7501
      @hay7501 4 года назад +29

      Ducks also have a corkscrew penis, google it

    • @joji3991
      @joji3991 4 года назад +9

      Ducks are just sea-chickens

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab 4 года назад +48

      Additionally, dropping them isn't an issue either. Ducks are known to drive their kids around and push them out at highway speeds. (Former duck, decided to become a goose instead)

    • @Salt_Fields
      @Salt_Fields 4 года назад +19

      Mother ducks often throw baby ducks from tall skyscrapers to teach them how to fly so throwing them from a basket isn’t that bad for them (Duck anatomy and behavioral specialist here)

  • @leo_the_v.3847
    @leo_the_v.3847 4 года назад +532

    Ian please start an onlyfans account as well to assert dominance.

  • @WildTaltos
    @WildTaltos 3 года назад +14

    Being an owner of carp (koi), I can say pretty certainly that was either a dead carp or a good looking puppet in the one video, as carp have a lot of "lip action" when they are eating and they will tend to snatch anything on the surface and drag it under with them to minimise getting preyed upon themselves. That thing in the video is either dead or rubber.

  • @enclavesoldier2989
    @enclavesoldier2989 4 года назад +649

    Why is no one wondering how this man got his hand on a chiken

    • @sadyoshhours2769
      @sadyoshhours2769 4 года назад +39

      Howtobasic

    • @justcam2259
      @justcam2259 4 года назад +24

      because it's not that hard to get your hands on a chicken

    • @scorpio4091
      @scorpio4091 4 года назад +6

      i have chickens and a few of my older ones who know me well will let me pick them up and put them on my arm but sometimes it hurts lol

    • @Ragemuffn
      @Ragemuffn 4 года назад +10

      When you start farming in your backyard they magically appear, didn't you know

    • @ethanfields3853
      @ethanfields3853 4 года назад +6

      It's not hard to get chickens lol. you can just buy them. They're not even expensive. Like $10

  • @2wenty4ore6
    @2wenty4ore6 4 года назад +293

    Ian looks like that one guy with a truck at a gas station in the middle of nowhere

  • @Momentum_95
    @Momentum_95 4 года назад +529

    *THEORY*
    Ian forced his girlfriend to make an Only Fans so he could afford that chicken

    • @nakadasu7688
      @nakadasu7688 4 года назад +17

      im calling the feds, you know too much

    • @abethepunk
      @abethepunk 4 года назад +4

      Seems legit.

    • @rawnuhld
      @rawnuhld 4 года назад +8

      I mean call him a simp all you want but this man just bought a chicken who shits out cookies pog

    • @MeatStrangler
      @MeatStrangler 4 года назад

      Hashcrash I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same

    • @anthrax_69
      @anthrax_69 4 года назад +1

      call this man simp but you will keep being a pussy

  • @MajesOnTheXbox
    @MajesOnTheXbox 4 года назад +257

    People who call idubbz a simp are secretly simps knowingly trying to expand the simp universe.

    • @dabeast2499
      @dabeast2499 4 года назад +7

      Shut up simp

    • @m_ridian
      @m_ridian 4 года назад +36

      YaBoyLuis simp is dead. it has lost all of it’s meaning. stop using the word simp.

    • @earrapestudios9066
      @earrapestudios9066 4 года назад +4

      People over using a word makes the word have no meaning

    • @mr.firemansam5576
      @mr.firemansam5576 4 года назад

      Cringe trash dislike this honestly makes no sense literally

    • @leunamreyo3663
      @leunamreyo3663 4 года назад +6

      People who defend simps are secretly hurt simps

  • @craigbutler3282
    @craigbutler3282 4 года назад +349

    I can’t wait until tossing baby animals into active volcanos and playing it in reverse becomes a funny meme.

    • @minecraftycatgaming
      @minecraftycatgaming 4 года назад +1

      Craig Butler oh I’d watch that

    • @ParusTheSavvy
      @ParusTheSavvy 4 года назад

      Nice👌

    • @wildwoofer3147
      @wildwoofer3147 4 года назад

      I'd watch it, but probably not for the same reasons as everyone else

    • @okayxdumberx
      @okayxdumberx 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles 4 года назад +2

      @@LigsChungy i am 100% sure thats in some 8chan thread and its a fetish that millions have for no reason.

  • @wuantanamo1286
    @wuantanamo1286 4 года назад +541

    This man really got a chicken in his house.

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 4 года назад +4

      It feels good to be a gangsta

    • @mikomaxwell1612
      @mikomaxwell1612 4 года назад +1

      honestly i think he has at least two houses. or at least som garage thing to film the bad unboxings in.

    • @oneirritatedboi
      @oneirritatedboi 4 года назад +5

      Wuan Tanamo Lots of people keep chickens in their houses, they’re not that bad if you can find a way to keep them from shitting everywhere

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 года назад +1

      Wait... you DON'T have a chicken in your house?

    • @oneirritatedboi
      @oneirritatedboi 4 года назад

      Deshawn Terrell That’s a hen, not a rooster, and ian has a girlfriend, not a wife. Your joke is flawed in every sense

  • @biggnesss7192
    @biggnesss7192 4 года назад +368

    FUN FACT: Hisoka's bungee gum has properties of both rubber and gum.

  • @ardbertcalmbringer
    @ardbertcalmbringer 4 года назад +6

    I Figured it out. The object they use to open the eggs is the same one they bludgeon the chick with. They switch it up for their fans.

  • @LukeDunn6667
    @LukeDunn6667 4 года назад +757

    No joke, Idubbz looks like he's been making some gains.

    • @stanley2957
      @stanley2957 4 года назад +108

      His arms are looking bigger cos he's tugging it so much to his girlfriend's onlyfans

    • @versacenoose1271
      @versacenoose1271 4 года назад +148

      He has to fight all of his gf’s new boyfriends

    • @BroBuster
      @BroBuster 4 года назад +2

      He does look pretty big

    • @TylerSolvestri
      @TylerSolvestri 4 года назад +5

      He looks like someone that would be deadly tired after 3 minutes of lifting a 5 kilos dumbbells.

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 4 года назад +4

      @@versacenoose1271 How about writing something original?

  • @candleg0at
    @candleg0at 4 года назад +447

    Ian we want more videos like "Full Force"

    • @doofiewoof1964
      @doofiewoof1964 4 года назад +45

      he said another documentary was on its way

    • @crazycrab1242
      @crazycrab1242 4 года назад +5

      @@doofiewoof1964 I cant wait

    • @sparetime2475
      @sparetime2475 4 года назад +5

      It’s probably delayed because everyone is trapped inside

    • @Breakingbad33
      @Breakingbad33 4 года назад +4

      Gabriel Luque I mean that takes a while? Every video can’t be Full Force.

    • @redfive02
      @redfive02 4 года назад +3

      I couldn't make it through Full Force, the fat kid made me extremely uncomfortable whenever I looked at him

  • @makkosauce
    @makkosauce 4 года назад +272

    Anthony Fantano really let himself go

    • @mrlevinielsen
      @mrlevinielsen 4 года назад +2

      hasnt been the same since fiona apples lp

    • @edwinsegura1095
      @edwinsegura1095 4 года назад +1

      Top comment god

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 4 года назад +2

      Instead of "Melon", iDubbbz's nickname should be "Cantaloupe".

    • @GoatHerder-t4d
      @GoatHerder-t4d 4 года назад

      @philly_ sports I like that idea

  • @nobloblobloblo8515
    @nobloblobloblo8515 4 года назад +11

    We dont care that you’re a simp idubbz, we still love you!

  • @drakewilliamson567
    @drakewilliamson567 4 года назад +626

    Fun Fact: If you sort by new, you are going to see over 1 million comments related to the word "simp"

    • @pattwomey981
      @pattwomey981 4 года назад

      Yep

    • @kurtdeleon4761
      @kurtdeleon4761 4 года назад +2

      I looked through top comments, and still saw your comment.

    • @wildfall1966
      @wildfall1966 4 года назад +12

      Hey guys, vet student here, and I’m pretty sure that Ian isn’t actually pulling cookies out of Beatrix’s rump. I’m pretty sure that chickens actually lay eggs, not cookies! (I would know. I’m a vet student).

    • @sinistr
      @sinistr 4 года назад +5

      WildCard811 Time dude shut the fuck up

    • @enviousshogun
      @enviousshogun 4 года назад +1

      There isn't even 9k comments

  • @listento_thistv4029
    @listento_thistv4029 4 года назад +862

    We should really get some bad unboxings back on the road

    • @NUTTY_WUTTY
      @NUTTY_WUTTY 4 года назад +1

      Yes please

    • @hellokittyenthusiast7386
      @hellokittyenthusiast7386 4 года назад +1

      that1kid_Zak Salyer agreed but due to corona I think it would be safer to wait ;(

    • @jeolifter4449
      @jeolifter4449 4 года назад

      Bad unboxing hasn't been good in 2 years

    • @fankdaggot8961
      @fankdaggot8961 4 года назад +2

      People would just send him simp-related stuff lmao

    • @owenpurr
      @owenpurr 4 года назад +1

      are u seven years old

  • @hamsteralt
    @hamsteralt 4 года назад +600

    I came here to eat grubs, slugs, and drugs.

  • @MalcolmCrouch
    @MalcolmCrouch 4 года назад +18

    Sheep dont scream like that, infact sheep are very silent when being shorn or held on there back, can guarentee they did 1 of two things when they zoomed into its face, 1. They stabbed or cut it open, 2. Well let's not go there, think we would all scream in that scenario.
    Please do more videos on this stuff Ian

    • @MalcolmCrouch
      @MalcolmCrouch 4 года назад +1

      @raul duke huh?

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 3 года назад +2

      i've worked on goats trimming their nails, and they scream, some of them are really chill but they can scream like a motherfucker when they want to

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 2 года назад +1

      I watched a sheep get shorn irl before, and they were PISSED and yelled a few times.

  • @oopoodoopoo2975
    @oopoodoopoo2975 4 года назад +292

    “ I think they are there to eat slugs and snails.” -rlr0007

  • @theof4853
    @theof4853 4 года назад +542

    Don’t mind me I am just here to find slugs and snails

    • @fockingreat1125
      @fockingreat1125 4 года назад +3

      🐌

    • @jamesrodriguez5983
      @jamesrodriguez5983 4 года назад

      @@fockingreat1125 🐌

    • @ph1ine
      @ph1ine 4 года назад +5

      Ah dont mind me, just gonna slap a fish corpse on my calf.

    • @cobralyoner
      @cobralyoner 4 года назад

      Beast Clips nice did you find some?

    • @theof4853
      @theof4853 4 года назад

      Philip yes they were delicious

  • @UnknownAce
    @UnknownAce 4 года назад +226

    Idubbbz, you still look like someone who sells kids candy, then sells the kids.

    • @quancletus8449
      @quancletus8449 4 года назад +2

      Crazy Puppet Productions lmao

    • @a.b.3455
      @a.b.3455 4 года назад +2

      I think he knows, and I think he likes that.

    • @tamer1360
      @tamer1360 4 года назад +2

      Crazy Puppet Productions it’s odd how you are saying this comment even though your profile picture is a clown lmao.

    • @UnknownAce
      @UnknownAce 4 года назад +1

      Tamer I do that so no one can call me one

  • @dontlistentome7498
    @dontlistentome7498 4 года назад +113

    remember when people were mad at idubbz for existing?

    • @roobycr
      @roobycr 3 года назад +17

      Do you remember the 21rst night of September?

    • @KalisShort
      @KalisShort 3 года назад

      I know right!? I feel fucking stupid now

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад

      I know I probably shouldn't because it sounds belittling to the people that regret hating him during that period, but I kinda feel proud for siding with Ian during the whole thing

  • @Frog276
    @Frog276 4 года назад +172

    “monkey see monkey do” sums up tik tok pretty well

    • @thindon6661
      @thindon6661 4 года назад +4

      Sums up the internet in general

    • @rushad_
      @rushad_ 4 года назад +2

      tik tok even more so tbf

  • @evankrenav7921
    @evankrenav7921 4 года назад +805

    He legit got jacked though. Must be to defend his honor against anyone who dares call him a simp on the streets.

    • @DressBubbles839
      @DressBubbles839 4 года назад +5

      Evan Krenav I would be terrified

    • @ajack3526
      @ajack3526 4 года назад +15

      *flexes once*
      oMG hE gOt jAckEd lEgiT!!!1!1

    • @samlikesturtles1787
      @samlikesturtles1787 4 года назад +4

      I WAS THE 69th LIKE FUCK YEAH

    • @ozzie607
      @ozzie607 4 года назад +40

      Dan definitely not jacked but his arms have gotten a bit bigger

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 4 года назад +72

      Dan
      we’ve got a bodybuilder in the comment section everybody, watch out or he’s gonna get you
      Edit: he deleted his comment lmfao

  • @chirallabs226
    @chirallabs226 4 года назад +205

    I like how that one person felt the need to point out he or she was a vet student, yet didn't point out that rabbits don't hatch from eggs (chemistry student here)

    • @sgtmilk9237
      @sgtmilk9237 4 года назад +15

      Isaac Serna well sir I could agree with you there rabbits do in fact not hatch from eggs (psychology student here)

    • @gbird.
      @gbird. 4 года назад +12

      Tbf that’s extremely obvious and doesnt really need to be stated

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 4 года назад +1

      gbird yea lmaooo

    • @sgtmilk9237
      @sgtmilk9237 4 года назад +2

      gbird r/WHOOSH

    • @ParusTheSavvy
      @ParusTheSavvy 4 года назад

      Chemistry? Not biology?

  • @CamoCrusadeJoinTheCamoCrusade
    @CamoCrusadeJoinTheCamoCrusade 4 года назад +1

    It’s nice to see idubbbz collaborating with how to basic again

  • @jacob-mv3lw
    @jacob-mv3lw 4 года назад +404

    Imagine trying to explain a fetish to your husband/wife and you say “Can you crawl into an egg so I can crack it?”

    • @jamisonw.327
      @jamisonw.327 4 года назад +1

      hot

    • @vikitoruss
      @vikitoruss 4 года назад +2

      "Can I use your high heels too?"

    • @xStarLynx
      @xStarLynx 4 года назад

      that's that PH premium type stuff

  • @SigmaMale558
    @SigmaMale558 4 года назад +1322

    I sent that knife, we cool.

    • @mattc1647
      @mattc1647 4 года назад +231

      Even though he just drained your ballsack of it's seminal fluid?

    • @Bluchh
      @Bluchh 4 года назад +37

      Atlas how do we believe you? 🤔

    • @0subscriberschallenge308
      @0subscriberschallenge308 4 года назад +161

      @@Bluchh The story is legit. I was the knife.

    • @DanafoxyVixen
      @DanafoxyVixen 4 года назад +3

      @@mattc1647 thats a weird fantasy you have there

    • @turkeybob6676
      @turkeybob6676 4 года назад +12

      Now thats a true american man, cool with his balls being slipt open with the knife he sent the guy

  • @thehungriergrue
    @thehungriergrue 4 года назад +492

    finally he's lifting. the bullying has paid off

    • @joemama-ny3hl
      @joemama-ny3hl 4 года назад +3

      Masticus Sturgeon what?

    • @tadsonic
      @tadsonic 4 года назад +25

      I love your comment so much, i masturbated to it, and with masturbating i mean i cried alone in my bedroom listening to celine dion

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 4 года назад +4

      Your heart will... Go on

    • @a_ChildOfChrist
      @a_ChildOfChrist 4 года назад +3

      Now we need to bully him into abandoning his simp lifestyle

    • @k.r9494
      @k.r9494 4 года назад

      bro you’re either fat or a skeleton don’t lie

  • @nicholaspoole321
    @nicholaspoole321 3 года назад +3

    8:40 it doesnt matter theyre probably gringing them up for another video 😂😂😂😂

  • @maddy02_
    @maddy02_ 4 года назад +149

    now push an egg back into a hen just to play it backwards

  • @davo7512
    @davo7512 4 года назад +250

    This mans moustache is being roasted 200 degrees above the recommended amount

  • @superblanco444
    @superblanco444 4 года назад +697

    Ian pls just get rid of the mustache that’s the root of all evil.

    • @michaelscott993
      @michaelscott993 4 года назад +57

      True, I have no problem with anything on this channel besides that horrendous fucking mustache. That's the bridge to uniting the iDubbbz fanbase once again.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 4 года назад +8

      as a man who also has a mustache, i dislike mustaches if you don't also have a full beard
      i obviously have a full beard

    • @hexxerman7656
      @hexxerman7656 4 года назад +3

      Looks more like the shrub of all evil.

    • @Yaman_Haddadeen
      @Yaman_Haddadeen 4 года назад +1

      It looks good on him if he grows his hair but solo no

    • @danielcastaneda742
      @danielcastaneda742 4 года назад +3

      I like the unibomber look.

  • @Phoenix_Films
    @Phoenix_Films Год назад +2

    Rip real iDubbbz, he's tryin too hard in this era

  • @underpaidlamb6187
    @underpaidlamb6187 4 года назад +557

    He's a smaller Antony Fantano

    • @dyoung1998
      @dyoung1998 4 года назад +15

      With slightly less soy

    • @lukacroszeria
      @lukacroszeria 4 года назад +3

      melon

    • @lightlife07
      @lightlife07 4 года назад +4

      Antony Fantano if Antony Fantano was 1970's serial killer.

    • @jodijodi7112
      @jodijodi7112 4 года назад +1

      @@lukacroszeria grape*

    • @akmal9133
      @akmal9133 4 года назад +5

      With simp energy

  • @bobflemmet7454
    @bobflemmet7454 4 года назад +84

    It checks out, farmers can't be simps

  • @generalhurk
    @generalhurk 4 года назад +255

    I wonder how many ducks died in the making of this video

    • @alexe3449
      @alexe3449 4 года назад +6

      E

    • @thindon6661
      @thindon6661 4 года назад +1

      @@alexe3449 just pee

    • @Bronsteino
      @Bronsteino 4 года назад +1

      Thanks

    • @Gabor147
      @Gabor147 4 года назад

      i don't think any small ducks were harmed. I live in a small village where i can see ducks and small chickens. We buy a big duck for xmas it weights about 3-4 kgs. I can see that the that the duckling follows the big duck and it happens pretty common that the big one walks over the small ducklings. I asked my neighbor about it and he told me they are a bit stupid and aren't aware of the surrounding but he also told me that the small ones aren't harmed.

  • @fredthegamerschrarder7716
    @fredthegamerschrarder7716 4 года назад +3

    I was fishing and I heard some people talking about how some crazy guy caught tons of weird looking fish on RUclips by putting soda in a hole 😂 reminded me of your video

  • @ventreal4292
    @ventreal4292 4 года назад +323

    Farmers can't be simps (Vet student here)

    • @doopydoops2064
      @doopydoops2064 4 года назад +3

      He may not be a simp but he did admit to being a soy boy

    • @ventreal4292
      @ventreal4292 4 года назад

      Doopy Doops yes

    • @bluepegasus9
      @bluepegasus9 4 года назад

      Ian is more to pimp than simp imo,he get more money from his girlfriend onlyfans account lol

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 4 года назад

      Animals are simps (zoologist student here)