He is human just as me and you and he should be allowed to use his creativity in any way he chooses to. Don’t just clap when he makes you happy only, clap when you also against what he said. He is a tax payer too
We need the Tories out....and almost as importantly, we need them to be investigated and put on trial for all their corruption. They've stolen from us and we want it back.
Take it up with Michelle Moan. Oh hang on, we did, in court. The same court in which she outright admitted she had knowingly illegally taken all our money, and point blank refused to give it back. These are the fuckers we are dealing with. Never mind voting them out, we should be sending them to rot in prison...
Thank you brother. The missus is American, she's dual citizen. You can share her vote in spirit. UK/US camaraderie to get us all out this sorry state of affairs is a must. It's been goin down the crapper for too damn long. We hope the best for you guys too mate
A laser guided whistle stop tour of the atrocities inflicted upon the UK and her people over the last fourteen years. Jonathan Pie is a national treasure - everyone in the UK should watch this.
And he even missed some out such as the thousands of disabled killed by their vile PIPS policy. And the constant attacks on UK democracy such as the illegal attempt to prorogue Parliament and give themselves emergency powers in what was in effect a coup attempt to overthrow UK democracy and install an autocratic regime.
As much as I enjoy the idea but if journalists would rant like Pie all the time they wouldn't get interviews anymore. That is the unspoken tragic side of the character of Pie.
Fortunately, she has to be neutral. I say fortunately, because you might not like her opinions. We do need MSM to play politics with a straight bat. Actually we need someone like this as a progressive politician. Maybe he'll go for that when the satire has run its course.
My goodness. As a German, this commentary on Britain's status quo puts the problems of my country in a different light. In light of the much-vaunted 1st World Problems. I hope with all my heart that the people of Great Britain will hopefully soon be better again.
@@GiZeeGis Germany also has major problems, but to be honest, every country does have its ups and downs (although never as bad as the UK). For Germany it's mostly insanely slow bureaucracy, any infrastructure project takes 20+ years and innovation doesn't exist because of their risk-avoiding nature. They also really like screwing themselves over by closing nuclear power plants and replacing them with coal powerplants, and so on.
Wow! That was such an amazing, accurate & eloquent delivery! Pie is always incredible but THIS WAS A TIRADE OF PURE MAGNIFICENCE. Outstanding performance. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ✨🥧✨
Without doubt the greatest political speech I've ever heard! This is the speech Starmer should have made. Sums up the worst fucking government this country has ever had.Great work Mr Pie❤😅
Still gonna vote Tory. Labour kept me in poverty, thanks to the Tories I’ve been able to work myself up to an average income and I hope to climb further still. Not sure if that will be easier or harder under Starmer but we’ll see. Didn’t see you self righteous lefties protesting against in work poverty that doubled under Blair/Brown. It’s almost as if you don’t really care about poverty just in making yourself feel better about yourselves.
100%. Having Johnson given a little earner with a Daily Mail column talking down to the little people is an absolute disgrace. Hancock in the jungle. Both should be doing porridge.
No BS, no lies, JP tells it as it is. This is why sunak and the tories need to kick out of office for a very long time. Please my fellow voters of this country of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland give the tories a right shafting on Thursday.
I'd have more confidence in the competency and integrity of a cabinet recruited from an institution for the criminally insane. Assuming that's not where they actually found them.
That might be the billlionaires who got rich under the Conservatives, and it may be the Welsh people alwo who want the 20 MPH limit to go back up to 30 MPH. 😊
I agree, yet here we are with them winning 121 seats in the GE. A butcher's at a UK map of constituencies shows rural areas *still* voting Conservative, even after the last government foisted the destructive consequences of brexit onto gullible farmers and then abandoned them. Talk about dog's returning to their vomit
@@terryboland3816 You got a vendetta, Terry? I've seen multiple comments from you seemingly very upset at Tom Walker here, from accusing people to be Tom in disguise to accusing others for being a Putin Bot
This is very important. When he talks about partygate I could not hold back my tears. We could not say goodbye to our loved ones, we could not have proper funerals, and they partied. The people who set the rules for us, were partying. Let's vote them all out
I live in an area that is a Tory stronghold and has never been anything but. But in my local news it said Labour were neck and neck with Tories so even now there are people planning to vote for them. My heart would be so happy if Labour took this seat.
@@shelleyjackson8793I live in a Tory stronghold, & I don't know a single perosn who is going to vote for them. Even life long supporters have had enough (because their business's have almost gone into liquidation because of Tory policies). Many are still undeceided & on the fence. Our MP not attending many debates on the increasing number of excess deaths has also enraged many. I would be very surprised if he retains his seat.
@@shelleyjackson8793 Labour the same as Tories, don’t you Brits actually listen to what Starmer says, he is even worse than Tories. Do yourself a favour and vote for integrity for a change. You won’t find it with Labour they are same as Tories. Grow some brain cells, Starmer has behaved abominably.
I am old enough to remember the Thatcher years. The Tories were awful then, and are awful now. They will never change. A party of the rich, for the rich, funded by the rich. Don't ever vote for them.
What saddens me is im old enough to have experienced that era of Tory, this era of Tory and just young enough to see it all come full circle again when Labour fail to fix anything. Labour are gonna spend their time in office mopping up this disaster of an economy and the Tories will step in again as the alternative 20 years down the line. Its pathetically predictable.
@@grahamdoig8128 Oh, you sweet summer child. The idea that we'll get TWENTY YEARS of Labour is just... No. No we won't. We'll get one, maybe two general elections. That's it. That's how long it will take for the Right's campaign of misinformation and bullshit and the voter's short memories to pull the Tories back into power, blaming Labour for every problem that they left them to fix.
I studied graduate degree in the UK , was forced to leave thanks to Tories visa requirements for graduate students. Loved the people, British countrysides, small towns, 10 years later, now am happy i was forced to leave.
@@terryboland3816 it's more like watching a train crash. You know you shouldn't look, but somehow you can't turn your eyes away as more and more morbid details get revealed.
Not to mention the Tories attempt to cover-up the extend of hospital's PPE shortages when disclosing the current stock levels for hospital cloves just to be caught out that they counted the left-hand and right-hand cloves separately literally doubling the misleading total number of cloves in stock. Only sick Tories can come up with that idea.
Got their local candidates flyer through the letterbox today. They're promising 1000 new GPs. I'm curious where these 1000 unemployed qualified GPs are
Every time there is a general election in the UK this is the only party political broadcast we ever need to see! Thank you Mr Pie... Please stand for PM ❤
Thank you. Just, thank you. Because though you coat it in comedy honey, it’s still the bitter truth and no-one else has the balls to tell it like it quite literally is.
Labour are no better dude, Starmer is a Trojan Tory. All of them are WEF puppets just waiting to get their brown envelopes and do the master's bidding. Blair murdered 1 million in Iraq, still no Labour apology or him kicked out of the party.
He wants mandatory National Service and couldn't be bothered to stay for the DDay memorial celebrations. Churchill probably turned in his grave. As did all the soldiers who died in the second world war, and in Iraq and in Afghanistan. They gave their todays for our tomorrows, and Sunak couldn't be arsed to stay for one day of his pathetic life. He has no business even TALKING about mandatory National Service.
I do firmly believe the mandatory National Service is yet another grift by him. He said that young people have a "choice" to do army service or instead do some unpaid work in other areas of public service, which he knows most people would probably choose and in turn it would offset his spending cuts for those exact public services. I mean I'm a very mildly inteligent person who appart from watching YT commentaries such as this for entertainment doesn't take too much interest in British politics and I figured this out 15 seconds into his Tik Tok video.
I watched a good black and white film yesterday called the White Cliffs of Dover about an American lady who came to visit England during the war and decided to stay. And I'll never forget one quote I heard spoken by one of the actors as his character lay dying after being injured. 'God will never forgive us if we break faith with the dead'. Very true. B😔 🙏⚖️🙏
Every time I hear "vote Reform" I feel sorry for the supporters as well as the country because They still haven't understood Farage's intentions in the campaign and learned nothing from Brexit misery. That's populism that attracts the uneducated naive through a demagogue's charm, charisma and eloquent speeches rather than his CV.
@@joeoak8181 I dislike the growth in their vote too however splitting the right wing vote will lead to a very much larger Labour majority and increased calls for electoral reform / PR (which I would greatly welcome as a Green voter).
Splitting the right is good in the short term though, it will lead to an easier labour victory. In the long term though you could see what is now happening in France so I'm still conflicted about them.
0:17 Let's not kid ourselves, the Tories sleepwalking the country into a blender started way before this current lot got in 14 years ago. Maggie's cackling as she spins round on a spit in hell.
Not enough is made of the Tories selling off the countries assets in the 80s and 90s. Would we have the water crisis if the companies were still in the hands of the government? Possibly, but at least we could complain to someone who could do something about it
"...they have a really good think about what they just did." That part sticks with me. Whatever else has been an influence on the last 14 years (fallout from 2008, Covid, Ukraine war, etc) it doesn't change the actions they have or haven't taken for this country.
Not only does it speak volumes about the incompetence of the people making these appointments, but no wonder we have a housing crisis when housing ministers last on average just over 10 months.
If I had the money I'd pay to have this broadcast on ITV during the commercial breaks of Emmerdale, Coronation Street , This Morning and News At 10! Jonathan Pie is laser like and delivers in exactly the way the citizens need to hear it. Crown fund anyone ?
Listen. You actually do it you hear ? Make the petition, start the gofundme. Please. I'm from, and live in Africa for goodness sake and I also want that to happen.
@@thorstentrissom9190 The rampant inflation is caused by the billionaires. Their money isn't circulating through the economy, it's just sat in a bank account somewhere off shore gaining interest. People are being paid less now in real terms than in 2008 thanks to wage stagnation, we can't afford things. So all these rich pricks are buying everything else they don't already own so we'll have nothing left. Then they'll start to wonder why they aren't making even more money when people stop buying their crap because they can't afford it. We need a much narrower wealth gap for a healthy, sustainable society like it was before the Neo-liberal economics of the 80's with Reagan and Thatcher, where they deregulated everything and sold off all of OUR assets.
as someone who used to live in the UK and has since left, I'm sitting with my legs up waiting for my brexiteer co-worker to answer me what happened to his 300million pound NHS bus that he said we'll get in place of sending it all to the EU
And they still have the gall to blame all of their failings on labour And people still make the unsupported assertion that it'll be worse under labour.
Please please please don't be one of those people who say what's the point in voting. If you only vote once in your life do it this Thursday, use your vote. This is your country too!! VOTE
People were saying the same thing in 2019, and loads of people voted. And the Tories still managed to increase their majority. I wouldn't hold your breath that anything is going to change for the better.
@@mydogeatspuke I feel the same. I'm going to vote but I don't feel hopeful. The last election I had a lot of hope and was shocked, dismayed and confused by the results. The Senedd election in Wales was much the same. Wales is majority Labour, but there are still quite a few Tory voters here, and after the way the Tories shafted the country over the years and Welsh Labour being a bit wet, I expected Plaid Cymru especially to potentially become the new Labour opposition. But no, the Tory vote HUGELY increased! WHY?!?!!?? It made me lose any hope in voters.
@@BiddyBiccy people lie. I mean yes there are a small number who don't like to and will avoid it at all costs, but generally speaking, most things that most people say are lies. Including anything that may make anyone else think less of them, like for example claiming to be an EU loving Labour voter but actually being a Tory supporter. I think a lot of working class people are under the impression that they're on the same level because they have a bit of disposable income, not realising they're just a month away from the bottom. Also, people really like Boris. They find him entertaining, and everyone knows that's what matters when it comes to choosing a suitable leader for the nation ("boring" Starmer etc), even though we do not and have not ever voted for the PM. Polls are nonsense, they should never be taken seriously as it's often a few hundred people asked (who lie!) and then extrapolated to represent millions, and that's just not how anything works. It's also really hard to gauge where the majority is when the media is bought and paid for by donors, social media consists of echo chambers, and just to be really, super clear, people lie. I completely expected the Brexit result, we're a nation of miserable, selfish bigots. You'd think, with a rational mind, seeing the reality of that vote and with the knowledge that everyone was lied to, that people would reconsider their allegiances, but for many it's akin to having a favourite football team and supporting the opposition is out of the question even if their team get pushed all the way down. It'd just make the comeback even more satisfying. Honestly, it's not that hard to understand why the Tories are doing so well when you realise most people are basically lager lout footie fans who can't string a meaningful sentence together if they tried.
@@BiddyBiccy people lie. That's all it really comes down to. Instead of being the kind of person someone can respect, they just pretend to be one instead. That way they get what they really want and get the positive attention for appearing to be someone else entirely. Also, polls are nonsense. 100 people do not represent the millions who vote.
A fitting eulogy to the Tories. Thank you Mr Pie.
I just can't laugh cos it's all true.
Hopefully we remember all this next time round... doubt it though 😢
We'll all need therapy for PTSD after living through 14 years of Tory omnishambles.
@@wifflebat14 Hopefully there won't be a next time around.
If you really want to checkmate the tories, stop the boats.
Thats their only retort, their one selling point.
Do it and theyve got zero.
We know the country has gone to shit when the most accurate political reportage comes from a satirist.
Its not satire anymore, that the most damning part of all.
Spitting Image, The New Statesman, Yes (Prime) Minister, and on and on...
That's been british politics for literally decades, maybe even a few hundred years.
Same in lots of places, like John Stewart and John Oliver in the US for example
@@joshuacampbell1625exactly that!
Nailed it! Please vote on Thursday. Do the country a favour.
I have via postal vote. Tactically to get rid of Braverman!
Yes! Vote ReformUK and save our civilization ❤
Is that TW? The oohoo?
I'm voting reform. Nigel is the only one I trust.
Not really. I
have more than five brain cells
@highdownmartin Reform are funded by the Russians, but don't let that stop you, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
When Pie first appeared he was actually satire, now he’s just telling the truth. How far we fell.
I detect that he is quite angry.
Literally the thought of everyone here. Sad isn't it? Used to be funny, but now I'm like, yeah, that's correct.
Here in America, Idiocracy went from outlandish satire to a serious look at our potential future.
Satire IS the truth. That's why it works. It's the use of humour to tell the truth. He always did this.
He is human just as me and you and he should be allowed to use his creativity in any way he chooses to. Don’t just clap when he makes you happy only, clap when you also against what he said. He is a tax payer too
"Thinks channel 4 is a brand of perfume" 😂😂
4 😅 beat me😅😅😅😊
@@donkbotiousmaximus was giggling between that and reality check ;-(
😂
quality line!!
🤣
I don't think Tom is given enough credit for doing these all in one take. A very underrated performer.
Nah. He's garbage.
It's reminiscent of Carlin at his peak, and I can give no greater compliment than that!
@@wifflebat14 Shit, then.
Underrated by whom exactly?
yes incredible
We need the Tories out....and almost as importantly, we need them to be investigated and put on trial for all their corruption. They've stolen from us and we want it back.
Absolutely. And labour are promising to do so. If labour keep one promise, I hope it's that one
Take it up with Michelle Moan. Oh hang on, we did, in court. The same court in which she outright admitted she had knowingly illegally taken all our money, and point blank refused to give it back.
These are the fuckers we are dealing with. Never mind voting them out, we should be sending them to rot in prison...
Afraid to say many of the main perpetrators will be off to visit their offshore account, without looking over their shoulders.
@@ianwheeler7513 Yep that 'non dom' thing comes in handy when you're a Tory Fascist.
@@jeremymerrifield219 Don't get your hopes up, they'll keep most of the shitty Torie policies.
American here. This man is speaking the truth. I'm pulling for you U.K..
Nice. How’s voting for a left wing party going for you guys? Sleepy Joe taken his pills and relaxed any laws lately?
Thank you brother. The missus is American, she's dual citizen. You can share her vote in spirit. UK/US camaraderie to get us all out this sorry state of affairs is a must. It's been goin down the crapper for too damn long. We hope the best for you guys too mate
No mention of JEW.
Its needed man.
A laser guided whistle stop tour of the atrocities inflicted upon the UK and her people over the last fourteen years. Jonathan Pie is a national treasure - everyone in the UK should watch this.
And he even missed some out such as the thousands of disabled killed by their vile PIPS policy.
And the constant attacks on UK democracy such as the illegal attempt to prorogue Parliament and give themselves emergency powers in what was in effect a coup attempt to overthrow UK democracy and install an autocratic regime.
Seems like a schill for Kia
@@ukqwerty999 The truth hurts eh?
Hey Tom, this national treasure schtick is getting a bit too obvious now. By the way, what rate of tax did you pay on your Russia Today cash 😉?
Sad thing is, if the whole of the uk watched this… most if not all would agree, but then still vote tory
THIS is how its done, Laura Kuenssberg.
As much as I enjoy the idea but if journalists would rant like Pie all the time they wouldn't get interviews anymore. That is the unspoken tragic side of the character of Pie.
Fortunately, she has to be neutral. I say fortunately, because you might not like her opinions. We do need MSM to play politics with a straight bat. Actually we need someone like this as a progressive politician. Maybe he'll go for that when the satire has run its course.
Possibly the finest description of the past 14 years of Tory mismanagement. Mr Walker you are a political genius.
Bloody spot on!! Deserves an MBE for these takes 😊 just phenomenal love him👏👏👏👏
My goodness.
As a German, this commentary on Britain's status quo puts the problems of my country in a different light. In light of the much-vaunted 1st World Problems.
I hope with all my heart that the people of Great Britain will hopefully soon be better again.
Far right on the rise in Germany again. Sounds like German schools skipped over 20th Century history.
Thank you so much we all live in hope this right wing madness ends soon. I also hope Germany stays strong and never copies the idiocy of the UK.
Don't tell me Germany also has problems, because for child benefit and the free nursery alone, I am seriously considering moving to Germany.
@@GiZeeGis Germany also has major problems, but to be honest, every country does have its ups and downs (although never as bad as the UK). For Germany it's mostly insanely slow bureaucracy, any infrastructure project takes 20+ years and innovation doesn't exist because of their risk-avoiding nature. They also really like screwing themselves over by closing nuclear power plants and replacing them with coal powerplants, and so on.
@@GiZeeGisChild benefits and free nursery is valid for a lot of Western-Europe though, Scandinavia does it even better probably.
According to Sunak we're all better off than we were in 2010. Right! Guess that when he said 'we' he meant 'him and and his wife'.
When he saids we,he means the rest of the Tory party.lnot the people ,they’re fkingvworse off.
Please someone air this man on all channels. People are blind to what has been done to this country.
Not everyone
@@jeremyhares979fkn reprobate
Judging by the polls, Pie speaks for a furious 80% of us. I do so hope for change come Thursday, we sorely need it.
I'm praying for a landslide also, but Brexit showed that we should never underestimate the stupidity of our fellow Brit.
you wont do sh!t LAMO
Putin bot detected.
@@krashd Yes, you certainly sound stupid.
The British electorate are thick as shit, prepare for disappointment.
Wow! That was such an amazing, accurate & eloquent delivery! Pie is always incredible but THIS WAS A TIRADE OF PURE MAGNIFICENCE. Outstanding performance. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ✨🥧✨
And here we have the news that should be on every TV channel.
Real journalism.
The clowns be too busy apologizing for the language.
This is the single greatest video of all time from Jonathan Pie. Spot on!!
That’s a very low bar indeed.
Wow! Best ever. That is the kind of truth the country needs to hear.
Awesome.
Over 14 years they really did all that and people kept voting for them 😳
That is the appalling truth that makes me fear that it could happen again in 2024.
Trouble was Labour werent up to much either 8n those 14 years
Unfortunately they did!
@@corrupt1238 Labour weren't in power
@gordonstrong5232 in opposition of course
Jonathan Pie is an international treasure
Hi Tom. You keep posting this on all your videos don't you?
@@terryboland3816 So?
@@waldemarsikorski4759 You missed the ckpuppet. Hth! 😉
International treasure 😂
Without doubt the greatest political speech I've ever heard! This is the speech Starmer should have made. Sums up the worst fucking government this country has ever had.Great work Mr Pie❤😅
Oh my word Mr Pie, You have excelled your brilliant normal self. Stunning.
It's not enough to vote them out, the tories need to be put on trial for all the damage they've done to the country and the people.
Keir Starmer has promised to do so but we'll wait and see.
Yes drain the river…well they need it .
Still gonna vote Tory. Labour kept me in poverty, thanks to the Tories I’ve been able to work myself up to an average income and I hope to climb further still. Not sure if that will be easier or harder under Starmer but we’ll see. Didn’t see you self righteous lefties protesting against in work poverty that doubled under Blair/Brown. It’s almost as if you don’t really care about poverty just in making yourself feel better about yourselves.
100%. Having Johnson given a little earner with a Daily Mail column talking down to the little people is an absolute disgrace. Hancock in the jungle. Both should be doing porridge.
@@johnwheatley5641 You poor deluded soul.
Just managed to forget about how f#£ked this country is... in comes Jonathan. Cheers mate 😂
They enriched themselves and should go to jail for fraud
'Nadine Dorries.. so stupid she thinks Channel 4 is a brand of perfume' that got me 🤣
Everyone in the UK should watch this before they vote. Utterly superb.
Left wing bollocks of the highest order
Theres the truth,Pie in your face.. Once again the only person telling how it is, a comedian. Thank you Johnathan
Absolutely spot on. This guy gets it and says it so articulately it's actually inspiring!
No BS, no lies, JP tells it as it is. This is why sunak and the tories need to kick out of office for a very long time. Please my fellow voters of this country of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland give the tories a right shafting on Thursday.
Don't worry, we will!😂
If by very long time, you mean forever, that sounds perfect.
Dropping the C word in one minute flat. Truthful description of most politicians. Love this man 😂
Pie doesn't arrive early or late, he arrives exactly when he is needed.
He’s spot on yet again - I would honestly have more confidence in him being PM than any of the Tory MPs in office
I'd have more confidence in the competency and integrity of a cabinet recruited from an institution for the criminally insane.
Assuming that's not where they actually found them.
We all need, no deserve a real slice of Truth Pie !!!! Awesome
Remember, Zelenskyy started as a comedian. Vote 1 Jonathon Pie! Love from AU ❤
Yeah, and look what he got Ukraine into...
@@piotrd.4850 I know. Poor Vladimir. He’s just misunderstood.
@piotrd.4850 I don't understand, how did he get a dictator to attack his country?
@@djoakeydoakey1076 …by telling jokes.
Zelensky is a lying grifter not unlike the subjects of this video and whenever the elections come he'll be out just as hard.
Your rants are poetic.
This should be shown on polling day on every TV station, absolutely on the money again I wish Starmer had this passion at the dispatch box.
Give this man a knighthood!
If only you could fit all of that on the Tory party's gravestone.
The greatest political reporter has returned
The voice of the nation. Anger, retribution and fierce will.
The voice of the lefty luvvie - FYP
@@jeffsimon9594 Gammon
@@SkeletonDrums1 No rebuttal detected
How anyone could still vote for these goons is unfathomable...
That might be the billlionaires who got rich under the Conservatives, and it may be the Welsh people alwo who want the 20 MPH limit to go back up to 30 MPH. 😊
I agree, yet here we are with them winning 121 seats in the GE. A butcher's at a UK map of constituencies shows rural areas *still* voting Conservative, even after the last government foisted the destructive consequences of brexit onto gullible farmers and then abandoned them. Talk about dog's returning to their vomit
@@tbjl6425 The Tories won ZERO seats in Wales.
@CountScarlioni That doesn't mean no one in Wales voted for them.
Touché! You got me there!
But clearly not very many did!
One of the most honest political commentators of our time. J Pie is my hero
It's not funny, though.
He’s funny and it would be super funny if it wouldn’t be tragic, as it currently is
Tedious rant from a bloke with a sledgehammer sense of humour,without a positive suggestion to make.
One of the best rants in years. And every word of it is true
Genius. More honesty and truth told in 4 minutes than in 14 years of government.
It would only take an attosecond for more honesty and truth than Johnson's premiership.
Pure poetry from Pie.
An exceptional critique. 👏
I wish, that just for once, you told us how you REALLY feel.😂😂😂
Wow. Every word. Every last. Little. Word. BRAVO!
A minute in and the C bomb is not only dropped but exploded over the current and former cabinet.
Got to be a new record
Tom Wanker lol!
You sound like a prick 😂😂😂
@@terryboland3816 You got a vendetta, Terry? I've seen multiple comments from you seemingly very upset at Tom Walker here, from accusing people to be Tom in disguise to accusing others for being a Putin Bot
@@BoltFinnikenOfficial Truth hurts doesn't it?
@@terryboland3816I’m sure Nigel Fauxrage’s other extremely mentally acute followers are missing you right now Terry. Hop back on over, there’s a lad.
This is very important. When he talks about partygate I could not hold back my tears. We could not say goodbye to our loved ones, we could not have proper funerals, and they partied. The people who set the rules for us, were partying. Let's vote them all out
Didn't see anyone asking
@@hacktheplanet. No one asked you to reply either but you still did. So jog on son
@@hacktheplanet. Do you respect freedom of speech?
So did labour but starmer was in with the legal crowd
It was a ploy to get rid of Boris. Oh and the muslims up here had at least a 100 at a funeral
@@viviennewearne6173 Starmer was cleared by the police, and yes the Muslims were part of the Tory government that set the rules..great detective work
And people will STILL vote for them! Worrying
"I'm alright, Jack" innit...
I live in an area that is a Tory stronghold and has never been anything but. But in my local news it said Labour were neck and neck with Tories so even now there are people planning to vote for them. My heart would be so happy if Labour took this seat.
@@shelleyjackson8793 🤞
@@shelleyjackson8793I live in a Tory stronghold, & I don't know a single perosn who is going to vote for them. Even life long supporters have had enough (because their business's have almost gone into liquidation because of Tory policies). Many are still undeceided & on the fence.
Our MP not attending many debates on the increasing number of excess deaths has also enraged many. I would be very surprised if he retains his seat.
@@shelleyjackson8793 Labour the same as Tories, don’t you Brits actually listen to what Starmer says, he is even worse than Tories.
Do yourself a favour and vote for integrity for a change. You won’t find it with Labour they are same as Tories. Grow some brain cells,
Starmer has behaved abominably.
they couldnt care less what they did, they simply ran away with our money
Without being prosecuted. No justice anarchy in the UK.
The rich don't care about your rules@@derekmab7734
Somebody please get this man on national TV soon... make that NOW!
He got a very good BBC Radio 4 programme
@evillabrador1 the censored swearing reduces it noticeably
Does Russia Today count? Oh! We're not supposed to mention that are we? 😉
If Starmer had quoted that list of stats at one of the head to heads, he'd be looking at a 90% majority
Absolutely. If I was facing off against Rishi I would have brought this stuff up at every opportunity!
I am old enough to remember the Thatcher years. The Tories were awful then, and are awful now. They will never change. A party of the rich, for the rich, funded by the rich. Don't ever vote for them.
Would be nice to be rich tho??
What saddens me is im old enough to have experienced that era of Tory, this era of Tory and just young enough to see it all come full circle again when Labour fail to fix anything. Labour are gonna spend their time in office mopping up this disaster of an economy and the Tories will step in again as the alternative 20 years down the line. Its pathetically predictable.
@@grahamdoig8128 Oh, you sweet summer child. The idea that we'll get TWENTY YEARS of Labour is just...
No. No we won't. We'll get one, maybe two general elections. That's it. That's how long it will take for the Right's campaign of misinformation and bullshit and the voter's short memories to pull the Tories back into power, blaming Labour for every problem that they left them to fix.
@@ccooxxyy They will make sure it stays an exclusive club.
@@themadpants781Get off your arse and do something about it yourself then. Nobody owes you anything.
Jonathan Pie, you are my hero.
Jonathan Pie tells the truth, he gives facts, it's not just satire
But does he pay his tax? Tom's not telling 😉
@@terryboland3816 show your taxes then?
...that's right, you don't have to and neither does he.
Nailed it! Our country has gone down the shitter. Just like our rivers of 💩
I studied graduate degree in the UK , was forced to leave thanks to Tories visa requirements for graduate students. Loved the people, British countrysides, small towns, 10 years later, now am happy i was forced to leave.
And still obsessed by the country you claim to dislike.
What degree and where are you from?
@@terryboland3816he didn't say he disliked the country. You must be a fascist reformist
@@terryboland3816 it's more like watching a train crash. You know you shouldn't look, but somehow you can't turn your eyes away as more and more morbid details get revealed.
I feel I should apologise, so sorry you were made to feel unwelcome.❤❤
I wish this was broadcast on national TV... Every night!
Let's not forget that time they promised 50k new nurses and someone pointed out that 14k of that was actually just current nurses not leaving...
Another Bozo lie. What did anyone expect - him telling the truth?
It was worse than that. A lot of the "not leaving" nurses were forced to re-apply for their current job...
Not to mention the Tories attempt to cover-up the extend of hospital's PPE shortages when disclosing the current stock levels for hospital cloves just to be caught out that they counted the left-hand and right-hand cloves separately literally doubling the misleading total number of cloves in stock. Only sick Tories can come up with that idea.
Got their local candidates flyer through the letterbox today. They're promising 1000 new GPs. I'm curious where these 1000 unemployed qualified GPs are
@@bmillar3744 Abroad. It'll be another bunch of emergency visa's to fill the vast chasm of the understaffed NHS.
You can always rely on Jonathan pie to say exactly how it is. This man rocks.
The last time I was this early, Boris Johnson still had only 3 children.
Wasn't BoJo Bumblefuck still in highschool by the time he had 3 children?? You've been late for sooo long, welcome back to the early crew 🤣
@@Galerak1 he never could figure out how to put on a condom.
@@Galerak1 so early it's still in 480p too! been uploaded for 12mins when i spotted the notif bell & clicked on it
Number currently unknown...
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Incredible. I'm glad someone can voice the frustration so eloquently, because most of my thoughts are more like pure rage at this point.
Every time there is a general election in the UK this is the only party political broadcast we ever need to see!
Thank you Mr Pie... Please stand for PM ❤
Brilliant! And completely spot on!
Thank you. Just, thank you. Because though you coat it in comedy honey, it’s still the bitter truth and no-one else has the balls to tell it like it quite literally is.
And the appaling thing is just how many voters will still vote for them - Stockholm syndrome
'appalling' surely? But worse than that imho are the people who think Reform are the answer.
@@weswheel4834 aye lol auto correct got me again 🤣🤣
This should be a party political broadcast, for the Labour party, on all terrestrial channels.
Labour are no better dude, Starmer is a Trojan Tory. All of them are WEF puppets just waiting to get their brown envelopes and do the master's bidding. Blair murdered 1 million in Iraq, still no Labour apology or him kicked out of the party.
Wow, no wonder the EU doesn’t want Britain! Cheers!
Grinning exorcist doll Priti Patel LOL
He wants mandatory National Service and couldn't be bothered to stay for the DDay memorial celebrations. Churchill probably turned in his grave. As did all the soldiers who died in the second world war, and in Iraq and in Afghanistan. They gave their todays for our tomorrows, and Sunak couldn't be arsed to stay for one day of his pathetic life. He has no business even TALKING about mandatory National Service.
He has no business talking when it smells like bile and shit every time his mouth opens.
How long did you serve? I did 24 yrs
I do firmly believe the mandatory National Service is yet another grift by him.
He said that young people have a "choice" to do army service or instead do some unpaid work in other areas of public service, which he knows most people would probably choose and in turn it would offset his spending cuts for those exact public services.
I mean I'm a very mildly inteligent person who appart from watching YT commentaries such as this for entertainment doesn't take too much interest in British politics and I figured this out 15 seconds into his Tik Tok video.
Irony is that this is where idolizing Churchill gets you.
I watched a good black and white film yesterday called the White Cliffs of Dover about an American lady who came to visit England during the war and decided to stay. And I'll never forget one quote I heard spoken by one of the actors as his character lay dying after being injured. 'God will never forgive us if we break faith with the dead'. Very true. B😔 🙏⚖️🙏
In total agreement. Problem is that many of those daft enough to vote Tory last time will now vote Reform.
this time around every reform vote is a vote the tories arent getting; it becomes more dangerous next time round though, agreed...
Every time I hear "vote Reform" I feel sorry for the supporters as well as the country because They still haven't understood Farage's intentions in the campaign and learned nothing from Brexit misery. That's populism that attracts the uneducated naive through a demagogue's charm, charisma and eloquent speeches rather than his CV.
@@joeoak8181 I dislike the growth in their vote too however splitting the right wing vote will lead to a very much larger Labour majority and increased calls for electoral reform / PR (which I would greatly welcome as a Green voter).
Splitting the right is good in the short term though, it will lead to an easier labour victory. In the long term though you could see what is now happening in France so I'm still conflicted about them.
It sounds like it's all been exaggerated for effect, but the reality is not one lie is told here.
Simply brilliant.
Please vote them completely out of Parliament.
About time for a new freight of pocket fillers.
I don't envy Labour trying to clean up the sloppy shit the Tories have left smeared all over the place.
Labour did all this shite before. Bad as one another. Reform 🇬🇧
Starmer doesn't want to even try.
On the other hand, looking at the Labor lineup, do you really believe anything will get cleaned? You are in for another 4 years of nonsense.
Awww poor Tory toerag copium 🤣
No mention of BLAIR 1997 open border agenda and his JEW patron ... Murkdock
Channel 4 a brand of perfume 🤣🤣🤣
I wish this could be played on prime time TV on a continuous reel right up until closing time at the polling stations!!
0:17 Let's not kid ourselves, the Tories sleepwalking the country into a blender started way before this current lot got in 14 years ago. Maggie's cackling as she spins round on a spit in hell.
Not enough is made of the Tories selling off the countries assets in the 80s and 90s. Would we have the water crisis if the companies were still in the hands of the government? Possibly, but at least we could complain to someone who could do something about it
"...they have a really good think about what they just did." That part sticks with me. Whatever else has been an influence on the last 14 years (fallout from 2008, Covid, Ukraine war, etc) it doesn't change the actions they have or haven't taken for this country.
14 years, 5 PMs, 7 Chancellors, 8 Foreign secretaries, 8 Home secretaries, 13 Culture secretaries, 16 Housing ministers. Holy ........
And a partridge in a corrupt tree.
I thought it was 11 chancellors
Not only does it speak volumes about the incompetence of the people making these appointments, but no wonder we have a housing crisis when housing ministers last on average just over 10 months.
@@FutureBoy. The partridge has been withdrawn due to budget cuts
Three of those five prime ministers occured in ONE year.
What a most amazing video ! Fantastically explains what the UK has endured as a result of the Conservative Party. 👏👏👏
Pure brilliance, not a lie told 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
If I had the money I'd pay to have this broadcast on ITV during the commercial breaks of Emmerdale, Coronation Street , This Morning and News At 10!
Jonathan Pie is laser like and delivers in exactly the way the citizens need to hear it.
Crown fund anyone ?
I'm in for £10..... no, make it £100!
OK Tom 😉
Listen. You actually do it you hear ? Make the petition, start the gofundme. Please. I'm from, and live in Africa for goodness sake and I also want that to happen.
We're all fucking broke that's the fucking point.
@@terryboland3816who's Tom
This should be played outside every polling station in the UK from 7am to 10pm on the 4th of July.
This should be the Party Political Broadcast for Labour! Absolutely brilliant!
The Tories still live in a world where a near tripling of the number of billionaires is a sign of a healthy economy.
Sugar: Every time Sin-nak says "we are better off" he's talking about him and his wife 😏
Could also be rampant inflation though.
Even here in America, people think things are great - according to the media, because the stock market is so great. 🤦
@@thorstentrissom9190 The rampant inflation is caused by the billionaires. Their money isn't circulating through the economy, it's just sat in a bank account somewhere off shore gaining interest. People are being paid less now in real terms than in 2008 thanks to wage stagnation, we can't afford things. So all these rich pricks are buying everything else they don't already own so we'll have nothing left. Then they'll start to wonder why they aren't making even more money when people stop buying their crap because they can't afford it. We need a much narrower wealth gap for a healthy, sustainable society like it was before the Neo-liberal economics of the 80's with Reagan and Thatcher, where they deregulated everything and sold off all of OUR assets.
Please put Pie on Question Time.
Tom has been on, but I agree, Jonathan Pie should appear.
Missed opportunity to have had Pie presenting one of the election debates.
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OMG... that would have been perfect.
"Debate-Late with Pie" Channel 4 10pm
as someone who used to live in the UK and has since left, I'm sitting with my legs up waiting for my brexiteer co-worker to answer me what happened to his 300million pound NHS bus that he said we'll get in place of sending it all to the EU
It got lost somewhere in the sunny uplands
And they still have the gall to blame all of their failings on labour
And people still make the unsupported assertion that it'll be worse under labour.
I'd laugh if it wasn't so brutally fucking true....
Absolutely BRILLIANT!! 👏👏👏
It's the first Jonathan Pie video that makes me want to cry rather than laugh. Genius as always.
You and me both ...
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No one wants law and order, we all want Justice.
The timing of the siren could not have been more perfect. Thank you sir for saying what we're thinking.
Please please please don't be one of those people who say what's the point in voting. If you only vote once in your life do it this Thursday, use your vote. This is your country too!! VOTE
People were saying the same thing in 2019, and loads of people voted. And the Tories still managed to increase their majority. I wouldn't hold your breath that anything is going to change for the better.
Absolutely. People died in two world wars so that we could vote instead of goose-stepping.
@@mydogeatspuke I feel the same. I'm going to vote but I don't feel hopeful. The last election I had a lot of hope and was shocked, dismayed and confused by the results. The Senedd election in Wales was much the same. Wales is majority Labour, but there are still quite a few Tory voters here, and after the way the Tories shafted the country over the years and Welsh Labour being a bit wet, I expected Plaid Cymru especially to potentially become the new Labour opposition. But no, the Tory vote HUGELY increased! WHY?!?!!?? It made me lose any hope in voters.
@@BiddyBiccy people lie. I mean yes there are a small number who don't like to and will avoid it at all costs, but generally speaking, most things that most people say are lies. Including anything that may make anyone else think less of them, like for example claiming to be an EU loving Labour voter but actually being a Tory supporter. I think a lot of working class people are under the impression that they're on the same level because they have a bit of disposable income, not realising they're just a month away from the bottom. Also, people really like Boris. They find him entertaining, and everyone knows that's what matters when it comes to choosing a suitable leader for the nation ("boring" Starmer etc), even though we do not and have not ever voted for the PM. Polls are nonsense, they should never be taken seriously as it's often a few hundred people asked (who lie!) and then extrapolated to represent millions, and that's just not how anything works. It's also really hard to gauge where the majority is when the media is bought and paid for by donors, social media consists of echo chambers, and just to be really, super clear, people lie. I completely expected the Brexit result, we're a nation of miserable, selfish bigots. You'd think, with a rational mind, seeing the reality of that vote and with the knowledge that everyone was lied to, that people would reconsider their allegiances, but for many it's akin to having a favourite football team and supporting the opposition is out of the question even if their team get pushed all the way down. It'd just make the comeback even more satisfying. Honestly, it's not that hard to understand why the Tories are doing so well when you realise most people are basically lager lout footie fans who can't string a meaningful sentence together if they tried.
@@BiddyBiccy people lie. That's all it really comes down to. Instead of being the kind of person someone can respect, they just pretend to be one instead. That way they get what they really want and get the positive attention for appearing to be someone else entirely. Also, polls are nonsense. 100 people do not represent the millions who vote.
I’d love to hear what any Tory politician had to say after listening to this piece from the utterly brilliant, razor sharp, accurate Jonathan Pie.
The spies have already told them not to watch.
'im sorry you feel that way' ;)
"I just don't accept that"
Well done, Pie! The dedication is unparalleled! Vote out to help out!