Bill Burr - Whores With Their Clams Out

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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  • @jwyse1132
    @jwyse1132 5 лет назад +76

    How he says "clams" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 4 года назад

      I don't get it. He pronounces and says it just like everyone else does tbh.

    • @gothivore277
      @gothivore277 3 месяца назад

      It’s slang for pussy

  • @Ioganstone
    @Ioganstone 11 лет назад +45

    lol when he shouts at the mic from far away XD

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings 5 лет назад +36

    *super loud* "oh gawd, i hope no one pays attention to us"

  • @davescott8859
    @davescott8859 10 лет назад +202

    Absolutely reprehensible behavior!

  • @kstamps410
    @kstamps410 5 лет назад +65

    Bill, you are not a cave man. As an old(er) chick, I can tell you those broads were out of line.

    • @kylereese5841
      @kylereese5841 4 года назад +1

      They weren't out of line, naive maybe.

    • @anonymousbo0318
      @anonymousbo0318 3 года назад +2

      @@kylereese5841 They definitely were, and no maybe about it. They were mind-numbingly naive

  • @MovieHound17
    @MovieHound17 12 лет назад +10

    I lost it when he started singing Im in the money :D! bill burr needs his own GOD DAM TV SHOW ASAP!

  • @jacoblewis-jones2298
    @jacoblewis-jones2298 5 лет назад +26

    How could you not click a video with this title xD

  • @vegastjg
    @vegastjg 10 лет назад +149

    Yoga pants = 1 of the best inventions ever

    • @vegastjg
      @vegastjg 10 лет назад +3

      lmao@u bushido.. really, you feel sexually harrassed? If you're a man then you're the lamest guy on Earth. wtf feeling sexually harassed by pants? LMMFAO@U

    • @vegastjg
      @vegastjg 10 лет назад +1

      ***** I bet I am closer to the truth than you are with your lil " you're way off and couldn't be more wrong" statement. lol
      You're not too smart are you?
      All I am doing is defending the womens right to wear yoga pants, small fry nothing more.
      Do you honestly think that all women wear yoga pants to show off their bodies and to act slutty to attract men?
      Did the possible fact that they might be comfortable, cheap and in style be reasons they like to wear them too?
      So you are sitting there mad as hell because women can wear yoga and you can't hahahaha knowing you really want to just be the real you and let go of all the lies lmmfao@u ma'am

    • @Zappappappappa
      @Zappappappappa 5 лет назад

      @Bill Cosby Touched My Doodle wassup Bill!

    • @kushforthought-8749
      @kushforthought-8749 5 лет назад +1

      It was the trade off for the wonder bra mates

    • @Thezombiekiller06
      @Thezombiekiller06 4 года назад

      @@seizetheday8298 Jesus Christ, you're a pig

  • @coolworx
    @coolworx 10 лет назад +305

    Women never want to take responsibility for their drunken actions.

    • @SkAmA136
      @SkAmA136 10 лет назад

      *****
      Lol

    • @MrSircharles05
      @MrSircharles05 5 лет назад +36

      They don't want to take responsibility for their non-drunken actions either.

    • @dsadik666
      @dsadik666 5 лет назад +24

      Responsibility is kryptonite to women.

    • @maddyhall4171
      @maddyhall4171 5 лет назад +3

      @@dsadik666 To girls

    • @0412lennon
      @0412lennon 5 лет назад +2

      This is because they haven’t been reprimanded by their male counterparts telling those whores to act accordingly. We give them a pass because they got pussys

  • @jasonvoss1984
    @jasonvoss1984 4 года назад +6

    Jam out with your clam out.

  • @Ufos4dahoes
    @Ufos4dahoes 5 лет назад +59

    Sounds like you described my sister and her friends lol

  • @williamross4577
    @williamross4577 4 года назад +6

    The title alone had me laughing before I even clicked

  • @theinnersleeves3871
    @theinnersleeves3871 5 лет назад +86

    Women have come up a lot in 100 years but jesus they definitely don’t want to be responsible for the sexual energy they throw out when a man they aren’t attracted to then starts hitting on them. The male equivalent of that is a guy that goes to the strip Club and makes it rain then starts complaining that the strip club took his money all the way to the last dollar bill he came with. Personal responsibility ohhh Jesus

    • @mikekoz68
      @mikekoz68 4 года назад +1

      The Inner Sleeves True, though I think a better example would be walking through a bad area of town and loudly counting a big wad of twenty dollar bills, then whining and complaining that street ppl started to harass you and one robs you. Robbing you was wrong and illegal but the cops are going to look at you like you’re a moron
      Edit. Ok just heard end of the clip and bill said something similar lol

    • @mikekoz68
      @mikekoz68 4 года назад +1

      Even defensive driving is good example...saying you are about to go through green light and to your right a car approaching fast and doesn’t look like it’s stopping for the red light 🛑 you say fuck it, enter intersection and that car doesn’t stop and slams into you. It’s his fault fully but you def could have prevented it

  • @pelementmaker
    @pelementmaker 11 лет назад +3

    You just won life. On behalf of the rest of humanity we congratulate you!
    get this guy a fucking medal

  • @darvoid66
    @darvoid66 12 лет назад +8

    You're a beast, Mr. Burr. You win at life. That is all.

  • @seththomas9105
    @seththomas9105 10 лет назад +8

    I'd love to go drinking in any bar in Iowa with Bill. Fuckn' a Bill. Lets go drink.

  • @idonotcare8822
    @idonotcare8822 11 лет назад +9

    OOOHH JEESSHIIISS

  • @SuperDashRendar
    @SuperDashRendar 11 лет назад +9

    Its so funny when you hear him scream off the mic. ha

  • @MrShowtym
    @MrShowtym 5 лет назад +4

    BIll, Shout out from SOUTH AFRICA!!! 🙌

  • @nialls1048
    @nialls1048 4 года назад +17

    This sounds like the most American thing ever

  • @xenajaxon
    @xenajaxon 12 лет назад +2

    You are, as usual, exactly right.

  • @ts1324
    @ts1324 5 лет назад +12

    Those women were there for attention. They know a games on, probably every guy remotely their age told them to get lost cause the game is on, so they go to the dive bar to get attention from whoever they can get it from. Just didn't want the attention of that particular guy is all. But yeah they started it and knew the attention they would attract so....who cares.

  • @mattdickey2717
    @mattdickey2717 4 года назад +1

    The accused times 5 .... funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @franksinbeans
    @franksinbeans 11 лет назад +3

    ahahahaha that librace bit cracked me up

  • @bvee10
    @bvee10 12 лет назад

    Who goes out to watch an NBA game? But I still love ya Billiam.

  • @josephblanchard6248
    @josephblanchard6248 4 года назад +1

    Act the way that you want to be treated.
    You portray the way that people are going to look at and perceive you tbh.

  • @nunayobiz
    @nunayobiz 11 лет назад

    ..." Since Valenzuela struck out the side" LMAO,- Bill's hilarious.

  • @scizorbullet8185
    @scizorbullet8185 4 года назад +1

    That was funny as hell when he said they started single the star spangled
    banner

  • @rsbutz1
    @rsbutz1 12 лет назад +1

    If I had a band...this would be its name.

  • @seth5503
    @seth5503 5 лет назад +2

    Preach Bill!

  • @victor9101
    @victor9101 5 лет назад +2

    "I'm in the money, yapada do"

  • @drlongus8107
    @drlongus8107 5 лет назад +2

    Exactly right!!!

  • @awsambdaman
    @awsambdaman 7 лет назад +6

    Ya CLAMMM

  • @SCHMEGLETRON
    @SCHMEGLETRON 11 лет назад +4

    6:04 Nearly spit out a mouthful of beer!

  • @kateybear8323
    @kateybear8323 5 лет назад +3

    I just learned a really good lesson WAY too late. Where was my fucking dad? But the clam out thing and the paper cut with the shark thing... I'll remember to teach my own daughter. She's 4 but I'm sure she'll get it.
    Thanks Ginger Nuts 😚

  • @cornflower9258
    @cornflower9258 2 года назад

    Lmao 🤣 I randomly listened to video killed the radio star few days ago 😂 for no reason, I just hadn't heard that song in over a decade

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 5 лет назад

    Bill is amazing!

  • @trumpetmano
    @trumpetmano 5 лет назад

    Billy Boy, You are the fucking master of Analogies...

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 10 лет назад +10

    Nick Nolte in 48 Hours-----> Jack Cates

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 12 лет назад +1

    Bill, you would love the bar scene in Thailand. I've seen shit you would not believe.

  • @mattfoley7302
    @mattfoley7302 4 года назад +1

    This shit is Gold

  • @mochamommyATX
    @mochamommyATX 5 лет назад +2

    These women will probably get SEVERAL marriage proposals!!!

  • @swill1020
    @swill1020 5 лет назад

    Clams...jajajaja. The funniest names we come up with to describe the female kitty.

  • @HittokiriBatosai
    @HittokiriBatosai 4 года назад

    Whoa, easy to miss subtle detail at the end there. This all went down at 7pm lmao

  • @karlsylvain
    @karlsylvain 10 лет назад +5

    i'mn in the monEY!! LOL

  • @kicknadeadcat
    @kicknadeadcat 5 лет назад +1

    Basically they’re putting some chum in the water hoping a shark will bite instead of some dog fish. But guess what, dog fish like to eat too.

  • @redscarecomixx8488
    @redscarecomixx8488 5 лет назад +1

    So true Billskie.

  • @thSubliminalCriminal
    @thSubliminalCriminal 12 лет назад +1

    Next Peurto RIcan Day parade I'm slapping this on the blow horns and doing cookies around the parking lot.

  • @jamielombardo5292
    @jamielombardo5292 2 года назад

    Hello. I think the tune " in the money" was from Jack Benny. Keep up the good work I'm always a fan

  • @bvee10
    @bvee10 12 лет назад

    I was just ribbing on the NBA a little, I just hate what the league has become with the Super Teams, etc. Any reason to get out is a good one!

  • @onionpotato3396
    @onionpotato3396 4 года назад

    Fathers are not optional. Fathers are necessary.

  • @wethole
    @wethole 12 лет назад +2

    I'm less than half Bill's age, but I think the same way about those chicks

  • @codyminecrack248
    @codyminecrack248 5 лет назад +25

    Thots.
    Thots everywhere.

  • @TheLobrik
    @TheLobrik 12 лет назад

    Definitely the truth

  • @marcuscicero9587
    @marcuscicero9587 5 лет назад +1

    some big guy walked over to them like a sex starved bear and started pawin at em. great visual

  • @towallomeesgel1703
    @towallomeesgel1703 5 лет назад +1

    4:26 What did your dad do..? It's apparent to me that there wasn't any dad in the picture. They were probably raised by a woman who had several boyfriends that ended up touching them in an inappropriate manner.

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 5 лет назад

    Did that video with the national anthem song ever go up on the MMP website?

  • @fideltrujillo5012
    @fideltrujillo5012 5 лет назад +1

    The sad part is ..... he’s right about the dad part .

  • @MrBluntNose
    @MrBluntNose 11 лет назад

    agreed. best part

  • @arabella8439
    @arabella8439 5 лет назад +2

    I don’t think woman should ever behave that way, but you can’t be mad her jeans have her a camel tie 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

  • @gamerjamson
    @gamerjamson 5 лет назад

    Exactly.

  • @anonnona6940
    @anonnona6940 5 лет назад

    Yeah

  • @RageRomantic
    @RageRomantic 4 года назад +5

    This is pathetic, why don’t you just sit and say “they were wearing a short skirt so they were asking for it”. She was even in jeans, hardly revealing clothing!
    They could of had absolutely zero sexual attraction to men but you didn’t stop to think about that. Just because women want to dance and have fun with each other, which they’re allowed to bloody damn well do, it doesn’t mean the dance is for a mans benefit. Granted this is six years old but still, hopefully that typical pathetic mindset has been changed now.

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 года назад +1

      M B
      Well, 3 months is long enough. Response: of course in the eyes of decent folk, and the law, you can't just be grabby with a woman who's dancing.
      But, common sense, now: what's at a bar? Drunk men. Men, have an aggressive sex drive. Drunk people lose inhibitions. He did say it was a dive, not a Dave and Busters. They wanted to have high spirited, sexy female fun...but WRONG PLACE. No one got raped. But, they were immature brats. I'm with Bill.

  • @Damothedevo
    @Damothedevo 11 лет назад +2

    Dressing like that and doing those things is like a man holding out a substantial amount of money to a woman, I'm pretty sure they would remain civalized, depending on the amount of money presented. This is one of the main reasons men want money.

  • @mayaportland8805
    @mayaportland8805 5 лет назад +10

    those girls should have been arrested for improper behavior in public.

  • @pbot2029
    @pbot2029 11 лет назад +2

    How the fuck was this teacher not fired?!

  • @hymedudesilva5376
    @hymedudesilva5376 5 лет назад

    People love to pretend they don't remember last nite to excuse their dumbass alcohol use.

  • @BJMcDonald19
    @BJMcDonald19 12 лет назад

    Anyone else having trouble with bill burrs website?

  • @chip9649
    @chip9649 5 лет назад

    Wheres the video.

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 5 лет назад +1

    The male equivalent would probably be a bunch of Dude Bros going loudly into a classy cocktail/wine bar and ordering shots and turning the tv over to sports, being completely oblivious to the vibe and annoyed stares from women.
    Women rock into a old guy pub and start dancing to fuckin Drake or whatever?
    Please 🙄

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 11 лет назад

    wow...if that's true then that's absolutely ridiculous...where does it end?!

  • @honeyparco29
    @honeyparco29 9 лет назад

    How can i ask bill through email? I dont know which site to go to and mag him. Thanks!

  • @poonaani1
    @poonaani1 12 лет назад +2

    DOnt talk to them then.
    Helps me ^_-

  • @undisputedgreatest
    @undisputedgreatest 11 лет назад

    Video Killed the Radio Star? God damn...

  • @trumpetmano
    @trumpetmano 5 лет назад

    Sex Starved Bear....hahahahha

  • @Theevil6ify
    @Theevil6ify 10 лет назад +2

    YES! Once again, Bill fucking nails it.
    Sexual assault and its causes are very, very complex and can't really be generalized for all people who are assaulters and the victims of it, because each case can be unique, and blah blah. Everyone knows this.
    And, everyone knows that if a guy rapes a girl, or vice-versa, then that person is a fucking piece of shit and obviously should no better and get blamed. But in the scenario that Bill was describing, if one of those "wild" party girls were to get raped because of how they were dressed and acting...
    I'm sorry, but I truly believe that the girl would be partly to blame for it. Granted, by partly, I mean like 10% tops, the other 90% being the rapist's own fault for not having self-control.
    Yes, women should be able to dress and act sexually if they wish, however, they too must always keep in mind what they're doing is stimulating, and if they wanna dress and act like that, then they damn well be prepared for some creep to try and jump her. They should never just assume that because they're technically free to do that stuff, and that they have the right to NOT be raped, that every single horny guy around will respect that.

  • @allthesmallthings1041
    @allthesmallthings1041 3 года назад

    Mcnulty from the wire?

  • @pidouble145
    @pidouble145 11 лет назад +1

    Those guys were wrong. But those girls shouldn't be stupid

  • @Eric-jb1ym
    @Eric-jb1ym 5 лет назад +5

    Drunk girls are the absolute worse

  • @BruceCampbell0886
    @BruceCampbell0886 11 лет назад

    "That's my side of it.."
    That should be everyone's side of it.

  • @javierfranco9011
    @javierfranco9011 5 лет назад

    I’m 23 and I see women the same , don’t think it’s age

  • @byebyegiomar
    @byebyegiomar 10 лет назад

    loooooooooool

  • @alvinyates8525
    @alvinyates8525 4 года назад

    Your who ha! Lol!

  • @youngvices7938
    @youngvices7938 4 года назад

    Wasnt her type i could fucking get in on that!

  • @Hanakowasright
    @Hanakowasright 5 лет назад

    Its a trap!

  • @witit1000
    @witit1000 11 лет назад

    They'll still get the attention they want from other girls.

  • @mudbert
    @mudbert 12 лет назад

    lol

  • @warrenbennett1863
    @warrenbennett1863 5 лет назад

    Bearded clams?

  • @kylereese5841
    @kylereese5841 4 года назад +1

    This is so close to victim shaming I'm surprised he's still in show business.

    • @salinium
      @salinium 4 года назад

      Did you actually pay attention to what he was saying though?

    • @kylereese5841
      @kylereese5841 4 года назад

      @@salinium Yes I did.

  • @rolomatic2770
    @rolomatic2770 4 года назад

    For what reason do women do that? Be honest.

  • @JohnathanMasters
    @JohnathanMasters 10 лет назад

    I hope you do not overdose on anything

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 года назад

    Who-er

  • @yeahdude7184
    @yeahdude7184 3 года назад

    Those kind of girls end up dead on the side of the road and I never cry

  • @21stcenturymermaid34
    @21stcenturymermaid34 5 лет назад +2

    tht guy still shouldnt have gone up to them and started bothering the girl. so annoying.

    • @coximusmaximus22
      @coximusmaximus22 5 лет назад +17

      Very true. And women shouldn't act like whores and then get mad when they're treated like whores. Also annoying.

    • @bradsanders407
      @bradsanders407 5 лет назад +6

      Its like walking through the ghetto with a huge wad of cash displayed in your hand and then getting robbed. Its not right but what do you expect?

    • @MrMichealHouse
      @MrMichealHouse 5 лет назад +1

      Bill only said that 300300 times during the video. What's he asking is the girls have any responsibility in what they did.

    • @ViburaBlanca
      @ViburaBlanca 5 лет назад +3

      You’d look like the type to attempt what they were doing, but the bar staff would tell you to stop lol

    • @imillings214
      @imillings214 5 лет назад +1

      If it walks and quacks like a duck, it must be a whore.

  • @hernancortez5392
    @hernancortez5392 5 лет назад +7

    Jam out with your clam out.

    • @michaelboyd7508
      @michaelboyd7508 5 лет назад

      Hilarious, you should trade mark that and put it on a bumper sticker, I'd buy it!