Ten people a second is 600 a minute, 36000 an hour and 864,000 a day, in one week he would have single-handedly killed 6 million 48 thousand. Not accounting for reload time. So yeah if he had like three more people helping him it would be a civil war
@@goose_president5504The issue with her being wrong, is she was RIGHT. Rick was driving himself down the same path that lead to him nearly dying before, and she tried calling him but he either ignored or didn’t answer them. Yes, she didn’t really have any right to demand he listen to her because she chose to leave him, which by the way their second break up was utterly horrific because of her, but there is reasonable concern and wanting to know he isn’t trying to kill himself isn’t wrong to want.
@@kittensareawesome2789 Whether or not she's actually correct about Rick endangering himself is irrelevant, she quit that business. Was fired from it. And her last paycheck was spent covering the cost of the stapler she stole that was hit heart. She hurt him in ways only a woman can and then comes forcing her way back into his life. That is wrong on so many levels.
The president like old people with power are POS. No actual powers themselves just the powers that were bestowed upon them and it goes straight to their heads
To be fair he has every right to not want to talk to her. She dumped him. She didn’t do it because he cheated or because he was abusive, she just dumped him. And she’s entitled to that decision, but as a result Rick is entitled to his decision of never wanting to see her again.
She dumped him because they were clearly leading each other down roads that would’ve distracted both of them from their current priorities. Rick might not have been abusive, but he was so toxic that the last time they were together their partying ended up letting a civil war break out while Unity wasn’t paying attention because she was so blitzed out of her mind she started losing some of the hive mind
@@raymondfisheriii791 my point still stands. Rick didn’t do anything wrong, they just weren’t compatible. And that’s fine, but he still has the right to not want to talk to unity ever again.
@@puglife658 well… yes and no. Rick has a lot of self sabotaging tendencies. I can’t say that he did anything wrong on purpose, but again, how fucked up do you have to get a collective hive mind before they start losing the ability to control their collective? It looked like he nearly fucked up her whole situation in a day. Rick is 100% getting better about that whole thing, but regardless, it wasn’t them not being compatible, it’s that at the time Rick was more parasitic and toxic for Unity. She continued to care for him the whole time, she just also needed to step away to make sure she took care of herself. Rick is fully entitled to how he feels about the situation now, and he’s fully entitled to not want to hear from her and keep her out of his life. But at the same time, I feel like it might be useful to try to keep someone that still shows that they give a shit about you as powerful as Unity as like an optional person to talk to in certain times. Not like for ulterior motives or anything, but just… maybe try to start back from square 1 if their previous relationship is unsalvageable, you know?
I'll explain it to you, she left him because she knows that between both minds she is more pleased with Rick's and being a mind control is something contradictory because she would end up always doing and imitating Rick, it limits her, she doesn't think for herself that at that time he only interrupted her from keeping thousands of jobs in sync, and he took advantage of that like all that drugs and excesses to forget about his wife, that's why when she leaves him he lands and tries to commit suicide, even though he said he had changed, he was still hurt by his wife and he had to make a closure where his revenge ended and go to therapy really saved him because even though he was not able to fight Rick Prime alone, it helped him to prepare himself and not to be completely impulsive, if he wants he can tell her that he suffered but there were justifications and that obviously hurts him even more.@@puglife658
Slick of Rick to smoothly figure out whether or not she was being controlled and impersonated without being able to see her eyes by just baiting her in a way he KNEW she would respond to if she was real, because he knew her well enough to know that she would CORRECT HIM if it was actually her.
Everyone keeps forgetting that when Rick hops universes to love that everything in that dimension is the exact same as the previous one, just that his counterpart and by extension his family’s are all dead. Only difference with this new universe is that they pronounce parmesan weird.
@@pancakes8670 when? The other job she specializes with is coprophagia recovery not nutritionist as seen in the first episode when Goldenfold met Smiths family in the room. Stop watching Rick and Morty in shorts bro
“You quit that business! And you’re fired from that business!And I’m using your last paycheck to cover the stapler you stole which was my HEART!” 😂 Thx for 800 ❤
This is a perfect example of "show don't tell" of intelligence. Tricking Unity with the "nutritionist" line is something the supposed smartest man in the universe would do. And the fact that it was done so naturally, and they didn't bring attention to it, makes it actually feel like Rick is smart
"you quit that business, and you're fired from that business, and im using your last paycheck to cover the stapler you stole which was my heart" DAMN BARS
Rick is definitely justified here, she dumps him then refuses to actually talk to him about it and just hides behind someone else who threatened rick when he wanted actual closure
Unity isn't trying to go back with Rick. She knows he's going after Rick Prime. As a friend, she's trying to reach out to him out of worry. He just doesn't care
@@BrakSplash why should he care? She ghosted him that’s not something you recover relationship from in any sort when you do that you’re not that person’s friend anymore he shouldn’t be listening to her from the get-go. She is an utterly evil abomination whose existence relies on the destruction of free will.
Unity broke up Rick when she was how bad and destructive he was getting while she was around. She isn't trying to get back with him. Just approach him as a concerned friend
@@BrakSplash But hasn't she ghosted him for the last several years at least? You don't break someone's heart, not talk to them for years and then just out of the blue re-enter their life because you want to know what's happening. The only thing that will accomplishing is dredging up old, hurtful memories.
@borutoburrito6547 I dunno. I know the second time they broke up, she stated it's because Rick was too destructive. I'm just stating this time that she tried to approach him as a friend, not an ex, because she still cared for him and worried for his well-being.
I just realized that unity was in a different universe when they showed it for the first time, so either unity is a Multiversal being or Rick had to legit look for a universe where he did the same stuff with unity leading to the breakup
Still don't like how Rick's painted as the villain here. 1. Rick has every right to ignore Unity's calls. Especially since Unity has already relinquished her title of 'girlfriend'. Rick no longer sees her as a close enough relationship to confide in her. 2. Unity broke Rick's heart. I understand Rick fully when it comes to this! No, I have never got my heart broken, but I have similar ways of "dealing" with negative emotions. Rick gave Unity his heart which means that he gave Unity his ultimate trust. After years of going through the pain of loosing two people that he would happily die for, he took a chance and gave Unity his everything. Only for her to give it right back with a few new wounds. Of course he would feel hurt and betrayed!!! Of course he would want time to himself to heal and forget!!! Or at least even cope!! 3. Unity had no right taking over a country just to try to get to Rick! I get that she was worried and everything, but that's still not a good excuse!! If he doesn't want to talk even after invading and trying your best to communicate with him, then leave him alone, or at the very least, talk to a middle guy to help ease the tension!! 4. IT'S NOT RICK'S FAULT THAT UNITY INVADED!!!!!! Unity made that dumb decision on her own!! Putting Rick as the blame just because he didn't answer her call or listen to her voicemail is so freaking dumb!!! Would anyone who has just got dumped immediately answer/listen to a call/voicemail from their ex when they have yet to heal from said dumping???? 5. RICK SAVED YOUR SORRY ASSES!!!! He could have continued to ignore Unity and just left them to her invasion, but actually stuck around to save you guys!! Was he doing it mostly because Unity overstepped her boundaries, hell yes!! However, he still didn't need to save you ungrateful swine!! All in all, I was, and still am, so very disappointed in Rick's therapist!! She was such a very good thing to happen to Rick all the way until that moment when she put literally all of the blame on Rick. Even when it wasn't his fault!! This is THE number one episode in all of Rick and Morty, where Rick was 100% not at fault or even said/did anything remotely wrong!! Like seriously, what the actual fudge?!
"I don't, but we're surrounded and Unity knows your realload time." Being said in such a calm voice. Like, Rick may not admit it, but she does like her.
She dumped him because he was becoming so destructive, he was even ignoring his own grandkids. But Unity isn't trying to get back with Rick. She's moved on. She's just worried as a friend that he would get himself killed going after Rick Prime. It's pretty impressive
Okay only now I realized the reason why rick knew it wasn't her was cause rick called her a nutritionist and when she replied normally thinking that's what she is rick shot her cause she's a therapist
Why does Unity cop to being a "Nutritionist"? Pretty sure in her first appearance she rattles off the intimate details of the people she's possessing with no effort (ex: explaining to Summer that one of her bodies belonged to a sex offender)
"Is it true that you're looking for HIM again?" "You almost died last time!" "That's none of your business!" "YOU'RE our business!" "You quit that business, and you're fired from that business! And I'm using your last paycheck to cover the stampler you stole which was my heart!" 😂😂😂
Unity doesn't have any right to act like the victim in this episode, why would you answer the call of your ex who left you without having the courage to tell you that to your face and only leaving notes like a coward
Ngl, would love having a magic book for catalyst/talisman. Not only do I love the "tome as a magic focus" aesthetic, but I do enjoy the hilarity of using said book as a melee bonk weapon
Don't you hate it when people try to drop in on your life after they literally cut you off from their lives forcing them to move on without you and having to live with that.
He was done dirty in this episode. I dont know why they made it all his fault that he was actually getting stalked by unity. If my girlfriend dumps me and I keep trying to talk to her but she ignores me. I cant just keep going and going and going and trying to contact again and again when its clear that the ex partner isnt having any of it
Unity destroyed him emotionally. He's completely in the right to want nothing to do with her and everyone juat gaslit him into thinking he has to talk to her instead of letting him make his own decisions. If unity reslly cared she would have tried connecting with him ages ago too
He wasn't going after the only being that could kill him ages ago. She didn't destroy him emotionally, she left him. It's a thing people do. And she is many of them. Nonetheless, Rick is being unreasonable here. She knows how dangerous prime is and still cares about Rick so yeah, Rick is the one in the wrong for not caring about her, morty, Beth and eveyone that loves him by going on a suicide mission. Some decisions should be left to others.
@yasininn76 that doesn't mean he has to respond to her. She should accept he doesn't want to talk to her and talk to his family. And not, you know, invade an entire state?
@@yasininn76 He has no obligation to respond to her she didn't just leave him she ghosted him with nothing but a letter. If you remember he nearly killed himself because of that. He has every right to not want to talk to her ever again.
Season One and Two cared about continuity. This whole bit with "Unity" doesn't make sense unless she is interdimensional. Otherwise, this Unity is not the Unity he knew.
@@matthewr1207I think you misunderstood the original comment. Unity Was in an entirely different universe. In Episode 1 of this season the smith family changed their universe.
Well, we know that this universe had a smith family(including a space beth). Which means that atleast some of their stories are the same. And there are more than just 1 Rick who is trying to kill Rick prime.
@MegaAlchemist123 think of it this way, every choice they make leaves a branch in the timeline that mirrors theirs. All Rick does to change universes is he looks for one where a choice they or someone else makes gets them all killed. The reason why it's so hard to do and why they can only do it X number of times is the differences start to get too great to integrate smoothly. We are actually seeing that right now with the Parmesean thing.
Thank god you put your watermark on top of an unmodified clip of a publicly available and very popular cartoon, now I know this public youtube short is yours!
I have a family member who is a nutritionists and the food she brought to a Christmas party was shrimp stir-fry, but it tasted like how a dock smells with all the algae, salt, and cloudy water. It was the type of food that physically makes you twitch, but I said it was nice because she lost her taste buds after covid.
WOW, HOLY SHIT!!!! SHE KNEW, and maybe that's how they got to know each other. And Prime is so fucking dangerous that the best Rick achieved was almost dying, so dangerous that made Unity go after rick again, even though she basically swore to not see him again (also showing that not matter their bad terms she still cares about him, which is realistic and awesome). That's mind blowing.
Civil war baby. Casually kills ten people in a second
😂😂😂😂
Ten people a second is 600 a minute, 36000 an hour and 864,000 a day, in one week he would have single-handedly killed 6 million 48 thousand. Not accounting for reload time. So yeah if he had like three more people helping him it would be a civil war
For no reason... when all he needs to do is stay out of it.
I never got why the president did that
I did not expect my comment to get this many likes.
The way Rick tricked Unity into thinking that his psychotherapist is a nutritionist 😆
But wouldn’t Unity know since she has her memories?
@@DeathnoteBB hard to tell when u have the memories of millions
That's not what happened. You deserve none of those likes
@@CMStrawbridge how so
@@CMStrawbridgethats... exactly what happened.
"We came because we are worried about you"
*rick holding a gun to his head questioning why*
You would to if the break up that drove you to suicide was suddenly pushing its way back into your life again.
Yeah fair enough like I don't know some people think unity is in the right here they aren't@@TheMaibus
@@goose_president5504The issue with her being wrong, is she was RIGHT. Rick was driving himself down the same path that lead to him nearly dying before, and she tried calling him but he either ignored or didn’t answer them. Yes, she didn’t really have any right to demand he listen to her because she chose to leave him, which by the way their second break up was utterly horrific because of her, but there is reasonable concern and wanting to know he isn’t trying to kill himself isn’t wrong to want.
@@kittensareawesome2789 Whether or not she's actually correct about Rick endangering himself is irrelevant, she quit that business. Was fired from it. And her last paycheck was spent covering the cost of the stapler she stole that was hit heart. She hurt him in ways only a woman can and then comes forcing her way back into his life. That is wrong on so many levels.
didn't Rick break up with her?@@TheMaibus
“You quit that business and you’re fired from that business” sweet line, don’t mind if I take it.
Idk seems too wordy
@@kamoroso94says buddy with the name kamoroso
By the time you get an opportunity to use it you'll have forgotten it
@@OndatZaza99am I missing something? Are you saying his name is too wordy? I’m beyond lost
@@DereliqueMahBAWLSshut up
Code 407, The president is being cock blocked
get ZETA-69 on that shi ASAP
This is not a drill. Repeat, not a drill
This is Delta Squad 9 moving in the location ETA IN 5 MINUTES I REPEAT ETA 5 MINUTES GO GO GO
The president like old people with power are POS. No actual powers themselves just the powers that were bestowed upon them and it goes straight to their heads
Heli pilot inbound clear a landing zone over.
To be fair he has every right to not want to talk to her. She dumped him. She didn’t do it because he cheated or because he was abusive, she just dumped him. And she’s entitled to that decision, but as a result Rick is entitled to his decision of never wanting to see her again.
In fact this episode for me is bs and somehow its his folt, is so dum
She dumped him because they were clearly leading each other down roads that would’ve distracted both of them from their current priorities. Rick might not have been abusive, but he was so toxic that the last time they were together their partying ended up letting a civil war break out while Unity wasn’t paying attention because she was so blitzed out of her mind she started losing some of the hive mind
@@raymondfisheriii791 my point still stands. Rick didn’t do anything wrong, they just weren’t compatible. And that’s fine, but he still has the right to not want to talk to unity ever again.
@@puglife658 well… yes and no. Rick has a lot of self sabotaging tendencies. I can’t say that he did anything wrong on purpose, but again, how fucked up do you have to get a collective hive mind before they start losing the ability to control their collective? It looked like he nearly fucked up her whole situation in a day. Rick is 100% getting better about that whole thing, but regardless, it wasn’t them not being compatible, it’s that at the time Rick was more parasitic and toxic for Unity. She continued to care for him the whole time, she just also needed to step away to make sure she took care of herself. Rick is fully entitled to how he feels about the situation now, and he’s fully entitled to not want to hear from her and keep her out of his life. But at the same time, I feel like it might be useful to try to keep someone that still shows that they give a shit about you as powerful as Unity as like an optional person to talk to in certain times. Not like for ulterior motives or anything, but just… maybe try to start back from square 1 if their previous relationship is unsalvageable, you know?
I'll explain it to you, she left him because she knows that between both minds she is more pleased with Rick's and being a mind control is something contradictory because she would end up always doing and imitating Rick, it limits her, she doesn't think for herself that at that time he only interrupted her from keeping thousands of jobs in sync, and he took advantage of that like all that drugs and excesses to forget about his wife, that's why when she leaves him he lands and tries to commit suicide, even though he said he had changed, he was still hurt by his wife and he had to make a closure where his revenge ended and go to therapy really saved him because even though he was not able to fight Rick Prime alone, it helped him to prepare himself and not to be completely impulsive, if he wants he can tell her that he suffered but there were justifications and that obviously hurts him even more.@@puglife658
Slick of Rick to smoothly figure out whether or not she was being controlled and impersonated without being able to see her eyes by just baiting her in a way he KNEW she would respond to if she was real, because he knew her well enough to know that she would CORRECT HIM if it was actually her.
I was wondering why he called her a nutritionist
@@FoxDog1080same, I thought "wait isn't she a psychiatrist? Or does she have a second job? "
@@redandrit2105 honestly she probably does both
@@FoxDog1080 I completely agree with you
“Call a chopper I’m being cocky blocked!”
civil war baby!!!
I laughed toohard at this
I meant cock blocked lol 😂
Jesus get the quote right…
@@brandonl8039I hate when people quote someone and they completely butcher it. Especially when they just hear it.
Everyone keeps forgetting that when Rick hops universes to love that everything in that dimension is the exact same as the previous one, just that his counterpart and by extension his family’s are all dead. Only difference with this new universe is that they pronounce parmesan weird.
parmEESIAN
@oddursigurdsson9637 yea I still hate that
Wait...really?! In my country's dubbing it's something else, that's crazy (parmesan part)
Man the president in this show is such a fucking gift. Dudes hilarious.
Fr😂
"the president is the best president ever, the best person ever actually, his mother was wrong" - Reporter under presidents control xD
Rick... Only guy who use himself as hostage with any hesitation... And everybody understand that he really can pull the trigger.
Honestly, the guy voicing rick is killing it. I can barely tell the difference.
The va sounds like early rick
To me it sounds too soft when he yells.
Sounds totally different when he yells
I think he sounds great, but yeah if you intentionally look for differences, you are going to find them.
The VA changed?
Unity forgot that Dr. Wong is a therapist/psychotherapist
I am- I mean she is a nutritionist, you are wrong.
@@DrakeOola that's the reason Rick blasted her with that anti-Unity gun: she said she's a nutritionist but isnt
@@DrakeOolaGod you are stupid
@@parcival9443She is a nutritionist. She said so in a previous episode. It's her second job to being a Psychotherapist.
@@pancakes8670 when? The other job she specializes with is coprophagia recovery not nutritionist as seen in the first episode when Goldenfold met Smiths family in the room.
Stop watching Rick and Morty in shorts bro
"Civil War baby!"
-Barack Obama probably
Bro💀💀💀
Exactly what that bastard is trying to do via Joe
“You quit that business! And you’re fired from that business!And I’m using your last paycheck to cover the stapler you stole which was my HEART!” 😂
Thx for 800 ❤
This quote is epic.
Civil war baby
@@Toonanproductionzcrewc5315 no Karen,go cry about it
man, he really did gave up on those 3 years of improv
This is a perfect example of "show don't tell" of intelligence. Tricking Unity with the "nutritionist" line is something the supposed smartest man in the universe would do.
And the fact that it was done so naturally, and they didn't bring attention to it, makes it actually feel like Rick is smart
"Call a chopper! I'm being cockblocked!" 😂😂
"you quit that business, and you're fired from that business, and im using your last paycheck to cover the stapler you stole which was my heart"
DAMN BARS
He was ready to end it all
He's Rick, I believe he wants to end it all but doesn't have enough on living yet to pull the trigger
Just go back to that episode were he was about to end him when unity broke up
His consciousness would have just gone to a clone
Phoenix protocol.
It's Rickover
Rick is definitely justified here, she dumps him then refuses to actually talk to him about it and just hides behind someone else who threatened rick when he wanted actual closure
She did try calling him first but he ignored her.
Unity isn't trying to go back with Rick.
She knows he's going after Rick Prime. As a friend, she's trying to reach out to him out of worry.
He just doesn't care
@@BrakSplash why should he care? She ghosted him that’s not something you recover relationship from in any sort when you do that you’re not that person’s friend anymore he shouldn’t be listening to her from the get-go. She is an utterly evil abomination whose existence relies on the destruction of free will.
Bro was about to pull a persona 3
yess
Unity knew she didnt stand a chance against thanatos
feurskinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@@Xr9x WHY ARE YOU HERE HOW DID YOU FIND THIS
@@hoodieman25k dont know feur
"Civil war baby!" 😂🤣
AMERICAAAA
(Takes over a state and approaches in the most threatening manner possible)
“We’re worried about you”
For some reason i love how he delivers that "Why?"
He loved Unity. It's bad when that good V gone.
Man unity left one hell of a scar on my boy
"You quit that business and you were fired from that business..." Bro is still feeling some type of way about that breakup.
In all honesty, Rick’s right. Unity left him, you don’t call your previous job and ask how things, you move on
Unity broke up Rick when she was how bad and destructive he was getting while she was around.
She isn't trying to get back with him. Just approach him as a concerned friend
@@BrakSplash But hasn't she ghosted him for the last several years at least? You don't break someone's heart, not talk to them for years and then just out of the blue re-enter their life because you want to know what's happening. The only thing that will accomplishing is dredging up old, hurtful memories.
@borutoburrito6547 I dunno. I know the second time they broke up, she stated it's because Rick was too destructive.
I'm just stating this time that she tried to approach him as a friend, not an ex, because she still cared for him and worried for his well-being.
Yikes
😂 If you see relationships that way I don't doubt you have been in more realistic situations lol
@@Etherisabove my expectations of a relationship does not negate my opinion of a current situation. To state so is a massive asshole move. Do better
"Civil War baby!" Man, Keith David is severely underrated.
Holdup, Rick admitted feelings for someone?
I just realized that unity was in a different universe when they showed it for the first time, so either unity is a Multiversal being or Rick had to legit look for a universe where he did the same stuff with unity leading to the breakup
Pretty sure they are multiversal but I could be wrong
@faviusarthum5038 because it has been show that multiversal travel is possible without portals
That’s literally the plot everytime they jump universes. Exactly the same with minor differences.
oooohhhhh hell...
Call in the chopper im being cockblocked
Lmao
Still don't like how Rick's painted as the villain here.
1. Rick has every right to ignore Unity's calls. Especially since Unity has already relinquished her title of 'girlfriend'. Rick no longer sees her as a close enough relationship to confide in her.
2. Unity broke Rick's heart. I understand Rick fully when it comes to this! No, I have never got my heart broken, but I have similar ways of "dealing" with negative emotions. Rick gave Unity his heart which means that he gave Unity his ultimate trust. After years of going through the pain of loosing two people that he would happily die for, he took a chance and gave Unity his everything. Only for her to give it right back with a few new wounds. Of course he would feel hurt and betrayed!!! Of course he would want time to himself to heal and forget!!! Or at least even cope!!
3. Unity had no right taking over a country just to try to get to Rick! I get that she was worried and everything, but that's still not a good excuse!! If he doesn't want to talk even after invading and trying your best to communicate with him, then leave him alone, or at the very least, talk to a middle guy to help ease the tension!!
4. IT'S NOT RICK'S FAULT THAT UNITY INVADED!!!!!! Unity made that dumb decision on her own!! Putting Rick as the blame just because he didn't answer her call or listen to her voicemail is so freaking dumb!!! Would anyone who has just got dumped immediately answer/listen to a call/voicemail from their ex when they have yet to heal from said dumping????
5. RICK SAVED YOUR SORRY ASSES!!!! He could have continued to ignore Unity and just left them to her invasion, but actually stuck around to save you guys!! Was he doing it mostly because Unity overstepped her boundaries, hell yes!! However, he still didn't need to save you ungrateful swine!!
All in all, I was, and still am, so very disappointed in Rick's therapist!! She was such a very good thing to happen to Rick all the way until that moment when she put literally all of the blame on Rick. Even when it wasn't his fault!! This is THE number one episode in all of Rick and Morty, where Rick was 100% not at fault or even said/did anything remotely wrong!! Like seriously, what the actual fudge?!
I love the president in Rick and Morty that dude is unhinged😂😂😂
Keith David's delivery on "Civil war baby !!!" Was priceless 😂
?? Who is that
@@WolfyRed if you played halo, he's the guy who voiced The Arbiter
@@WolfyRedor if you’ve watched spawn, he voice acts spawn
I don't know how to describe this level of different unique depth and.. self reflection..
This show is odd in the best way
“And Unity knows your reload time” If that was a double-meaning joke, I fucking loved it.
"Unity knows your reload time" Sex joke ?
No..
Damn teenagers.
No reload time is literally talking about how fast it takes to reload his gun.
@@xspeedyjjx7419 it could be a double entendre, probably isn't but still
Nope I'm pretty sure it's literally the gun
Grampa spotted@@MegaAlchemist123
"I don't, but we're surrounded and Unity knows your realload time."
Being said in such a calm voice. Like, Rick may not admit it, but she does like her.
To be fair she’s the one who went no contact and dumped him so she can’t really be mad that he didn’t pick up
She dumped him because he was becoming so destructive, he was even ignoring his own grandkids.
But Unity isn't trying to get back with Rick. She's moved on.
She's just worried as a friend that he would get himself killed going after Rick Prime.
It's pretty impressive
There is a mental health epidemic in the world rn
Civil War baby 💀
"You're our business."
"You quit that business, and you're fired from that business!!"
True love right there.
"Im being cockblocked!" What the fu-
What is going on in the comments... I forgot about this comment and now there's a mini war going on...
I’m sure your parents love you especially with a username like that.
What has this to do with what he said? Just leave him be@@fnafkill3r
@@fnafkill3rAh yes, the age old classic of being an asshole to strangers on the internet for no reason
@@fnafkill3rI’m sure your parents love you, despite treating total strangers with so much disrespect. I hope you have a good weekend.
@@the_legendary_vin no reason? he's probably a pedo lmao
Okay only now I realized the reason why rick knew it wasn't her was cause rick called her a nutritionist and when she replied normally thinking that's what she is rick shot her cause she's a therapist
Which doesn't make sense.
Unity claims she has everyones emotions and memories.
She should have easily seen right through this.
Can't get enough of this series. I'll be watching 100 more seasons if they keep up the same creativity they have now.
Hearing Keith David say "Call in a chopper, I'm being cock-blocked" is just...amazing.
Why does Unity cop to being a "Nutritionist"? Pretty sure in her first appearance she rattles off the intimate details of the people she's possessing with no effort (ex: explaining to Summer that one of her bodies belonged to a sex offender)
This episode fucked up a lot of the show's consistency. The writers didn't give a fuck at all.
She could of just known that from running the planet
She likely knew that from rummaging through his life's story. Not something within his mind.
@@thequestbro dude why would a hive mind controlling millions of bodies just rummage through some random dude's history.
Because it is no problem for her to do so. She had been on the planet for years at that point.@@JGD714
"Is it true that you're looking for HIM again?"
"You almost died last time!"
"That's none of your business!"
"YOU'RE our business!"
"You quit that business, and you're fired from that business! And I'm using your last paycheck to cover the stampler you stole which was my heart!"
😂😂😂
I never realised this quick smart trick he did... dang
oh, hi Toni
CIVIL WAR BABY!!!!
Never know what these shorts are telling about but I like them😂
Unity doesn't have any right to act like the victim in this episode, why would you answer the call of your ex who left you without having the courage to tell you that to your face and only leaving notes like a coward
Which episode and season is this!!!
S7 ep3
S7 E8
S3 Ep80
“I don’t need a license to drive a car” is giving SpongeBob, “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”
the Arbiter was way hornier then I remember
I can’t believe I’m learning pompompurin lore through Brittany broski. Truly locked in.
This episode annoyed me. Rick got gas lit for ignoring someone who left him and called his toxic.
😂🤣I feel the “ were worried about you” and the way he says “wHYi🤨🧐🙄😑😠😒”
The president sounds like the Arbiter. Every time he speaks I’m just waiting for a “yahh” with the elite sword
Ngl, would love having a magic book for catalyst/talisman. Not only do I love the "tome as a magic focus" aesthetic, but I do enjoy the hilarity of using said book as a melee bonk weapon
i forgot about the new voice actor for Rick until he started screaming
Don't you hate it when people try to drop in on your life after they literally cut you off from their lives forcing them to move on without you and having to live with that.
Imagine having no idea what Rick and Morty is while watching this whole short out of context
I like how she left him in time of need, he blocked her, and hes at folt? Incredible
Keith David rules.
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Its nice that Unity still cares.
She ghosted him, she doesn't get to act all hurt he didn't want to talk to her
Justin's improv made this show work.
“Civil war baby” I love the president
This episode gaslights rick as if unity didnt leave him on an empty planet with a contentment full of notes
The president bro 😂😂😂
Couldn't think of anything that describes parents more, Jesus!
He was done dirty in this episode. I dont know why they made it all his fault that he was actually getting stalked by unity. If my girlfriend dumps me and I keep trying to talk to her but she ignores me. I cant just keep going and going and going and trying to contact again and again when its clear that the ex partner isnt having any of it
He threatened her with his own life.
I like the way that Rick just pulls out his gun and points that it himself knowing that unity will stop
Unity knows all about the beings she takes after. From a sex offender to a drug addict. Unity would know she's a therapist.
Never thought I'd hear spawn/the arbiter say "cock-blocked"
A 2-minute Dolan Darkest video, finally slop that I can brush my teeth to 🪥
Rick puts gun to his head. "We're worried about you" WHY
last sentence that ricks says hits hard
Unity destroyed him emotionally. He's completely in the right to want nothing to do with her and everyone juat gaslit him into thinking he has to talk to her instead of letting him make his own decisions. If unity reslly cared she would have tried connecting with him ages ago too
He wasn't going after the only being that could kill him ages ago. She didn't destroy him emotionally, she left him. It's a thing people do. And she is many of them. Nonetheless, Rick is being unreasonable here. She knows how dangerous prime is and still cares about Rick so yeah, Rick is the one in the wrong for not caring about her, morty, Beth and eveyone that loves him by going on a suicide mission. Some decisions should be left to others.
@yasininn76 that doesn't mean he has to respond to her. She should accept he doesn't want to talk to her and talk to his family. And not, you know, invade an entire state?
@@yasininn76 He has no obligation to respond to her she didn't just leave him she ghosted him with nothing but a letter. If you remember he nearly killed himself because of that. He has every right to not want to talk to her ever again.
Season One and Two cared about continuity.
This whole bit with "Unity" doesn't make sense unless she is interdimensional. Otherwise, this Unity is not the Unity he knew.
Unity could have someone on every planet. Just a few people so that they can watch over the planet and send her the information.
@@matthewr1207I think you misunderstood the original comment. Unity Was in an entirely different universe. In Episode 1 of this season the smith family changed their universe.
Well, we know that this universe had a smith family(including a space beth). Which means that atleast some of their stories are the same. And there are more than just 1 Rick who is trying to kill Rick prime.
This universe had everything happen exactly the same except they pronounce parmesan as Parmeeeeseeun
@MegaAlchemist123 think of it this way, every choice they make leaves a branch in the timeline that mirrors theirs. All Rick does to change universes is he looks for one where a choice they or someone else makes gets them all killed. The reason why it's so hard to do and why they can only do it X number of times is the differences start to get too great to integrate smoothly. We are actually seeing that right now with the Parmesean thing.
Thank god you put your watermark on top of an unmodified clip of a publicly available and very popular cartoon, now I know this public youtube short is yours!
Season 7 has a lot more “out of context” moments
"and unity knows your reload time"
I have a family member who is a nutritionists and the food she brought to a Christmas party was shrimp stir-fry, but it tasted like how a dock smells with all the algae, salt, and cloudy water. It was the type of food that physically makes you twitch, but I said it was nice because she lost her taste buds after covid.
The president absolutely made this episode 😂
Of course the president would fuck things up more when Rick's actually trying to sort it out right?
I Just realized Rick actually tricked unity there
Call in a chopper,Am being cockblocked😂
He really is a good president.
You gotta admire his Chutzpa
I wish the psychotherapist would talk she's such a badass in her own way.
So, she left him, Ghosted him, and now is worried about him, Don't get me wrong he's toxic, but that's pretty messed up
Bruh and the fkn therapist still antagonized rick blaming him when he didnt answer her calls
Yeah, what would you do if your patient got into a clealry suicide mission and didn't answer calls from preocupated friends and loved ones
Okay but unity has access the brain of her subjects so she would've known she's a psychologist.
I want sound proof logic in my animated comedies.
I hate how they try to make Rick seem like the bad guy like if he didn’t call her and also she left him could be because of the new writing staff
Ricks new voice was spot on in the beginning
and Unity knows your reload time, I feel like that had another meeting LOL
WOW, HOLY SHIT!!!! SHE KNEW, and maybe that's how they got to know each other. And Prime is so fucking dangerous that the best Rick achieved was almost dying, so dangerous that made Unity go after rick again, even though she basically swore to not see him again (also showing that not matter their bad terms she still cares about him, which is realistic and awesome). That's mind blowing.