The Conqueror - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @jantzenbruce2155
    @jantzenbruce2155 6 лет назад +54

    Your eyes say no, but the orchestra playing the soundtrack says yes.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 2 года назад

      Unfortunately the eyes were rendered unreadable by a half pound of race altering sellotape.....So he misread all the normal cues...... ''

    • @AxioProductions
      @AxioProductions Год назад +1

      Even the actress was obsessed with John Wayne. She even drunkly stand shouting at night calling out John’s wife to fight her who gets his love. True story

    • @phillipwells7383
      @phillipwells7383 Год назад

      Ahhh the 50s 😊

  • @gls6388
    @gls6388 7 лет назад +148

    I want to see a film made about the people making the Conqueor. That would be hilarious. Kinda dark but hilarious.

    • @manband20
      @manband20 5 лет назад +15

      Basically a nuclear version of "The Disaster Artist." I love it.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 5 лет назад +12

      I would like to see a biopic about Pedro Armendariz. He's probably one of the fist big Mexican-American actors, and had a good friendship with John Wayne and worked on films with him prior to this one. He actually committed suicide after his cancer diagnosis, stating he didn't want it to get the best of him.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 3 года назад +1

      Maria Cline
      Like Tropic Thunder?

    • @Nebuchadnezzar31
      @Nebuchadnezzar31 3 года назад

      Make this

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 3 года назад +1

      @Maria Cline I can't believe you would even have that kind of attitude! These people unfortunately died from devastating and debilitating illnesses! Where is your sympathy, empathy, or your heart? Good lord, you have a sick and morbid sense of humor and ...
      I, too, have a dark sense of humor as well... I totally would watch that!

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 7 лет назад +119

    The way John Wayne pronounces "Jamuga" sounds like the name of a Starbucks drink

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад +3

      "Jamuga" ?
      ....Can I have mine with skimmed milk, J.W? 😹_👍

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 9 лет назад +57

    14:31 I do respect that John Wayne wanted to do something different and go outside the box when choosing this role, but there is such a thing as going SO far outside the box that you are approaching outer space.

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 3 года назад +3

      @Monroville Damn that it is funny! Thanks for the spit-take you caused while reading your comment! Hell, I think he went well beyond our solar system and was racing the ever-expanding universe with taking this part! Cheers!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад

      I DO love it when ppl reach a certain level of super-fame - That there's no one around them left to tell 'em: "Heyyyy.......Y'know, this might be a REALLY bad idea, fella" 😳
      - Yeah it's kinda messed up, but I can't help it, it's FUNNY 🤣
      ....Go right ahead! You BE that famous-as-Alexander-the-Great Mongolian Historical figure, with the sellotaped eyes and the 'Asian' costume hat....
      ......You do YOU, Jay Dubya! 😹_👍

  • @MinooMinou
    @MinooMinou 9 лет назад +100

    This show never gets old.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 6 лет назад +1

      Yes it does, you just don`t get tired of it.
      And YES, I made that comment JUST to be pedantic, because cinema snob does strange things to me..

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 3 года назад

      @@afrog2666 As a fellow (ahem) sometimes anal-retentive grammar police, I couldn't've said it better myself! Mr. Jones has been one of my favs for at least the last five or six years, along with the Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic, Kitboga and especially RedLetterMedia, I'm all set with content.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад

      He hides all his Gen X wrinkles, by using age-altering sellotape
      that he hides under his characters prosthetic latex bald-cap. 🤫

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Год назад

      @@geoffelder2236 Rich Evans / Brad Jones crossover where they both try that Juicy Shaq Meat?

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +56

    Trivia: Borte (whose name actually means grey, referring to her eyes) was actually part of the Olkhunut tribe, cousins of Temujin's mom, and daughter of Dei-Sechen They had their marriage arranged as kids, and Temujin's father was murdered by the Tartars on his way home from the betrothal. Despite the arrangement, they actually loved each other; go figure. There was no love triangle with Jamukha-what broke them apart was sharing of political power and Jamukha's insistence on keeping social segregation vs Temujin's basing of rank on loyalty and service.
    Genghis' enslavement was by the Tayichiuds, and his escape aided by his guard, Sorqan-Shira.
    Borte WAS kidnapped and possibly raped (this was suspected but never ascertained and vehemently denied by all) by the Merkits. Temujin promptly rescued her with the help of his blood brother Jamukha.
    And of course, while Genghis Khan was a murderer and probably rapist, Mongol society was pretty egalitarian; he himself made his mother and Borte his main advisors

    • @biffyqueen
      @biffyqueen 3 года назад +8

      I read a dramatization (is that the right word?) of his early life, and when he rescues Borte and demands to know where her captor is, she's all "Already killed him" and he's all "Damn that's hot"
      It was a fun read.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +2

      @@biffyqueen I like that LOL

    • @GuiltyKit
      @GuiltyKit 2 года назад

      I'm not sure you can say "while x was a murderer and a rapist, but...". Something about that phrasing doesn't work.
      Like "Toby committed genocide and enjoyed putting out the eyes of puppies with hot irons, but he was in favor of a progressive tax policy!"

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian 9 лет назад +76

    I've heard the theory that this movie really did kill John Wayne. While the Duke contributed his cancer to his constant smoking (a strong possibility), many believe he, like the others, developed it from the radioactivity of the set.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 7 лет назад +14

      "The Conqueror" was filmed in 1956. Eight years later, John Wayne got lung cancer. He was declared cancer-free five years (and minus an entire left lung and a couple ribs) later. Another seven years later he filmed "The Shootist", where his character was dying from cancer. Three years after that John Wayne died from stomach cancer.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 2 года назад

      It's not so much either / or
      and more like
      six of one
      AND a half-dozen of the other.

    • @bobcobb3654
      @bobcobb3654 3 месяца назад

      John Wayne was a 5-pack a day smoker (that’s 100 cigarettes a day) for 30 years before this movie was made. There’s really no question smoking was what gave him cancer. Likewise with The Conquerer’s director, who had been a chain smoker since he was a teenager.

  • @WinterSteele
    @WinterSteele 9 лет назад +70

    I absolutely lost it when he got to the part about Wayne sounding like C.W. McCall doing Shakespeare. Oh god, that's priceless.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад

      This really is like John Wayne *doing a John Wayne impression* in this movie! (like in about half of his movies) 😅
      - He's in that small band of actors who have fantastic presence, are culturally significant, and are well loved by all us movie fans,
      buuuuut, not actually that great an actor, (when, say, compared to some of their amazing 'character actor' contemporaries)....William Shatner also comes to mind in this regard...

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 9 лет назад +105

    NOW I'M RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!!!

    • @danieldb631
      @danieldb631 9 лет назад +13

      +Gratuitous Lurking
      Perfect quote. YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS!

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +13

      THE RADIATION CAUSED ME TO GROW A SECOND TORSO! WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF?! *I'M* A MAN AND A HALF!

    • @jakebryant3445
      @jakebryant3445 8 лет назад +10

      RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!!!

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 лет назад +3

      DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES!

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +8

      SpeedyEric1 PANTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 9 лет назад +345

    Land contaminated by nuclear fallout? Caucasian people dressing up as Mongols and Genghis Khan? This sounds exactly like something from the Fallout video games.

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic 9 лет назад +18

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha Well fuck I should mod that in

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 9 лет назад +15

      ***** Yep.
      Although FoNV also did have a faction where they dressed up as Mongols too, The Great Khans.

    • @darkdude521
      @darkdude521 9 лет назад +27

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha it goes deeper, this was filmed near the mojave desert, where fonv takes place

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 9 лет назад +10

      Wonkydong .Expander Damn. The coincidences just keeps coming.

    • @samuelneese482
      @samuelneese482 8 лет назад +12

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha Never thought of it that way but...yeah it does actually sound like Fallout.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 8 лет назад +38

    9:33 - Look! A crowd of people more suitable for the role of Genghis Khan than John Wayne!

  • @donmondo2479
    @donmondo2479 8 лет назад +62

    That bear would later go on to gain super powers and be casted in The Revenant.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 8 лет назад +3

      Is he the Mutant Bear from "The Omen?"

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 6 лет назад +2

      Oldest bear in the world in that case lol, I think even Bart the bear is gone.
      RIP Bart The Bear

    • @madhousemedia6134
      @madhousemedia6134 6 лет назад +2

      I thought it mutated and got a supporting role in Prophecy, where it slapped the kid in a sleeping bag into a rock.

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 6 лет назад +1

      @@madhousemedia6134 I remember that movie from AMC. I've been trying to find it ever since.

    • @jngr1
      @jngr1 5 лет назад

      And then he would be skinned and worn by Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 8 лет назад +26

    "90% of Asia are my children pilgrim." *Genghis John Wayne*

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 8 лет назад

      ***** That does sound better.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад +1

      Jonghis Kwayne

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад +1

      I DO love it when ppl reach a certain level of super-fame - That there's no one around them left to tell 'em: "Heyyyy.......Y'know, this might be a REALLY bad idea, fella" 😳
      - Yeah maybe it's messed up, but I can't help that, it's FUNNY 🤣
      ....Go right ahead! You BE that famous-as-Alexander-the-Great Mongolian Historical figure, with the sellotaped eyes and the 'Asian' costume hat....
      ......You do YOU, Jay Dubya! 😹_👍

  • @danielyoung6778
    @danielyoung6778 7 лет назад +34

    I'd kind of love a Genghis Khan movie or TV show I mean he's the greatest conquer in human history while also being one of the the most polarizing figures theirs still countries in the middle east and Asia who haven't regained its old population after he destroyed them but he was also a great social reformer removing classism, cultural conflict and was the modern designer of the postal system in his empire it would be a great character to see on screen

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 6 лет назад +1

      YoDa BaKi Personally, I still think of Alexander as the greatest conquerer.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 6 лет назад +5

      There are movies about him made in Asia that are actually more faithful, though the two I've seen are still pretty bad. Of course, I haven't seen many others, so maybe there are better ones.
      www.imdb.com/title/tt0770722/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_22 - This one is just meh. The second half is terrible, but the first one is actually pretty cool. Takashi Sorimachi (lead actor) is really pretty.
      www.imdb.com/title/tt0416044/ - This one has the same kind of laughably pretentious dialogue that the John Wayne version has. It's not as bad, but only because the badness of John Wayne version is hard to match. From a certain point of view it can be so-bad-it's-good material, tho.

    • @joeredmond7227
      @joeredmond7227 6 лет назад

      there is it's called Mongol

    • @HaleyDrake123
      @HaleyDrake123 5 лет назад

      The film Mongol is good, in my opinion.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 4 года назад

      I don't know what it's called but there is one out there, my high school history teacher gave extra credit to those who watched it.

  • @ElvenRaptor
    @ElvenRaptor 9 лет назад +50

    This is one of most surreal things I have ever seen.

  • @Luke.S2099
    @Luke.S2099 7 лет назад +36

    I'm Genghis Khan pilgrims :)

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 8 лет назад +34

    I know John Wayne isn't the greatest actor ever or anything, but God help me, I still love watching the guy.

    • @willhuey4891
      @willhuey4891 4 года назад +3

      i loved his classic westerns like the searchers and the sons of katie elder.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Год назад +1

      Yeah, he has that mysterious thing that could be termed 'The Shatner Effect' 😅

    • @eijiniizuma6184
      @eijiniizuma6184 Год назад

      @@zetetick395 John Wayne played basically the same character in every role. John Wayne lol

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian 9 лет назад +18

    "CW McCall doing Shakespeare" I never wondered what that would sound like until now.

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 8 лет назад +17

    This movie! Someone in my family--my grandma maybe?--saw it in the test screening, because she was friends with a film critic, or something. I don't recall the whole story exactly. But whoever saw it said that the whole audience burst out laughing when "Genghis Khan" said "Which way did they go?" (a line John Wayne said in all of his cowboy movies, apparently).

  • @danieldb631
    @danieldb631 9 лет назад +43

    He sounds like he's saying his father's name is "Yes, a guy". "Yes, a guy is my father. Stop laughing!"

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, shut up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesugei

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад +1

      Americans have....trouble...with Mongolian

  • @equusquaggaquagga536
    @equusquaggaquagga536 3 года назад +5

    "Send me men! Men!"
    And then, for the first time in history, it just started raining men.

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 9 лет назад +44

    This was the second worst thing to happen to St. George, Utah, the first being the nuclear fallout and the third being High School Musical 2. But, seriously I have family members who are downwinders and had either died or survived from cancer in their lives.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 6 лет назад +3

      What?
      No mention of the inbreeding?

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 6 лет назад +4

      @@afrog2666 You must be referring to the Wrong Turn family. Yeah, everybody confuses my family to them sometimes.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 6 лет назад +2

      Wow High School Musical 2 was that bad?

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 6 лет назад +6

      I can sympathise - my wife's family lives in a region that has a military testing range in it and a nuke was detonated about 1,000 feet up and 45,000 soldiers did a training exercise in the fallout zone.
      This was the USSR, so not 1 fuck was given about the civilians or the environment.

    • @haileyshannon7548
      @haileyshannon7548 4 года назад +2

      Not to mention there was an anti-mask rally a while back!

  • @Boomstick836
    @Boomstick836 4 года назад +3

    As soon as you said John Wayne as Ghengis Khan I said WTF out loud. Well played sir! 🙂👍🏻

  • @dylangladysz
    @dylangladysz 8 лет назад +112

    As goofy as it is, I think I prefer John Wayne not trying to do a Mongolian accent at all and just keeping his voice normal. Sure, it's not authentic, but neither are white Engrish-speakers in Mongolia at that point in history. Sucks to suck, but at least he tried, right?

    • @dylangladysz
      @dylangladysz 8 лет назад +17

      john Doe I didn't mention the plot at all, and I didn't mean to reference it, either. I only meant that John Wayne's performance, while definitely not great, could be worse.

    • @cartmanrlsusall
      @cartmanrlsusall 8 лет назад +6

      D-Glad still better than steven Segal

    • @sesfilmsllc
      @sesfilmsllc 6 лет назад +2

      Movie still blows.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 6 лет назад +8

      John Wayne never tried to do anything but memorize the script, he`s John Wayne in every role, just like Seagal or Shatner lol.

    • @donaldpetkus1637
      @donaldpetkus1637 5 лет назад +2

      It seems Wayne’s delivery was made worse by the stilted dialog.

  • @RemembertThe20thMain
    @RemembertThe20thMain 9 лет назад +28

    I lost my shit when John Wayne slapped her!!!!!! It's so out of nowhere! he's like "your beautiful, kiss. "How dare you make me have a none barbarian response, this will show you" Great scene, best comedy I have ever seen reviewed.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 5 лет назад +12

    Maybe it sounds better in a western, or maybe John Wayne tries harder in those; but his line reading in this sounded like he just woke up and somebody slapped the script to his face and he had to immediately read it.

  • @bobbyshaddoe3004
    @bobbyshaddoe3004 7 лет назад +24

    We almost got a Genghis Khan film with Steven Seagal? Holy shit!!

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco9269 2 года назад +3

    Pedro Armendariz was a Mexican actor. His son played the "President of Isthmus" in Licence to Kill(1989).

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +9

    Before Braveheart and 300, there was the Conquerer

  • @greatpolymathbubba
    @greatpolymathbubba Год назад +2

    This is the weirdest episode of Star Trek TOS. I had no clue John Wayne played a Klingon..

  • @iansmith8132
    @iansmith8132 2 года назад +4

    Anyone kinda shocked that the musical score of this film is actually superb?

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 9 лет назад +12

    I think it would be... "interesting" if an experienced fan editor took I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE but added the soundtrack of THE CONQUEROR onto it.

  • @Liglerian
    @Liglerian 7 лет назад +9

    Sean Connery is the same way with NEVER changing his voice for an acting roll.. I was laughing so hard when I heard Sean Connery asking what Hagus (sp?) in Highlander'..'

    • @sesfilmsllc
      @sesfilmsllc 6 лет назад +3

      Liglerian I’m not spanish I’m Egyptian.

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 6 лет назад +2

      Liglerian Ha! Yes, the Scotsman Connery playing an Egyptian Spaniard with a Scot accent and costarring a Frenchman as a Scotsman with a Frog accent was pretty funny.
      BTW, it's _haggis_ , in case you still care :)

    • @OrjanGrahn
      @OrjanGrahn 8 месяцев назад

      In The Hunt for Red October it is good he have accent since Marko Ramius is not russian but from Lithaunia.

  • @opalgoon6154
    @opalgoon6154 7 лет назад +1

    The horse time machine had me tearing 😂 you are hilarious

  • @everygrainofsand
    @everygrainofsand 4 года назад

    Wonderful! I’m so glad I happened on this video: it’s introduced me to your superlative channel

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 9 лет назад +22

    John Wayne's rape face XD

    • @wolfgangervin2582
      @wolfgangervin2582 9 лет назад +18

      which one?

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 лет назад +7

      +Wolfgang Ervin Probably the scene that sounds like "From Here to Eternity," but LOOKS like "I Spit On Your Grave."

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 2 года назад +1

    This really is like John Wayne *doing a John Wayne impression* in this movie! (like in about half of his movies) 😅
    - He's in that small band of actors who have fantastic presence, are culturally significant, and are well loved by all us movie fans,
    buuuuut, not actually that great an actor, (when, say, compared to some of their amazing 'character actor' contemporaries)..........William Shatner also comes to mind in this regard....

  • @JohnPatterson-kz8jr
    @JohnPatterson-kz8jr 10 месяцев назад

    I've been a John Wayne fan all my life and it's hard to beleive that the same year (1956) The Duke gave one of his greatest roles as Ethan Edwards in "The Searchers he decided to play Genghis Khan in"The Conqueror"!!😮😅

  • @jongroskin729
    @jongroskin729 4 года назад +2

    City Wok did the catering for this movie.

  • @jarmakey1
    @jarmakey1 9 лет назад +41

    Seriously what was up with that frickin music?!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +9

      You know, I think this movie's Genghis Khan is more rapey than the real guy

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 года назад +2

      It was the 50s, where people believed that a woman struggling against a kiss is only playing hard to get and if a good looking or popular guy kisses or f**** her, she has to be into it eventually. She only doesn't know it yet.
      [Holds up sarcasm sign] Good old times

  • @robertromero9488
    @robertromero9488 5 лет назад +1

    Love the Agnes Morehead/Bewitched jokes, especially turning him into a field mouse lol

  • @TheMitchellPatterson
    @TheMitchellPatterson 9 лет назад +5

    To be honest, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History brought me here.

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 3 года назад +1

    I just wanted to simply point out to everyone replying on Brad's videos that he has some of the most enjoyable, observant and hilarious comment sections of any others I ever have read. Kudos to my fellow Stoned Gremlin Production fans!

  • @AMac-qd6ft
    @AMac-qd6ft 2 года назад +1

    "Don't wantcha to get it on with nobody else but me, pilgrim." - John Wayne, 1192 AD

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 8 лет назад +22

    The casting reminds me of a movie I've heard about. It tells the story of Finland's Marshal Mannerheim but as it is told trough the imagination of some African children, Mannerheim is black in the movie. :'D I hear the movie is not that good but that idea sure is a good spoof of many Hollywood movies both old and new where they always imagine important people to be white.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 5 лет назад +5

      Except that it was never meant to be a spoof. It was supposed to be a modern take on Mannerheim, which apparently means he's a black man in Kenya. A terrible idea and a terrible film

  • @gracefutrell1912
    @gracefutrell1912 2 года назад +3

    Another interesting fact is two of John Wayne sons Michael and Patrick were in the film playing guards must’ve been fun seeing their dad speak broken English 😩

    • @ryanwahlberg5283
      @ryanwahlberg5283 2 года назад

      But so fun for them getting radiation poisoning

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero 4 года назад +2

    Funny thing is the earliest account of Ghangis Khan describes him as having ginger hair and green eyes

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 7 лет назад +4

    The town with no names main. Character sounds exactly like John Wayne’s character in this

  • @Rustymouse
    @Rustymouse 8 лет назад +10

    at 0924, beautiful shaped clear polished nails. Max factor doing some time travelling !

  • @spookydonkey513
    @spookydonkey513 5 лет назад +2

    Literally any other leading man from that era and the movie would have been a classic.

  • @elijahbutterfield4869
    @elijahbutterfield4869 2 года назад +2

    Tbh... I think if John Wayne wanted to go outside his western cowboy roots... he probably would have done better as a swashbuckling pirate....

  • @geeker6350
    @geeker6350 5 лет назад +9

    As atrocious as this is, it's Best Picture material compared to what Steven Seagal's 'Genghis Khan' would have been.

  • @thedangerwich5476
    @thedangerwich5476 7 лет назад +5

    6:50 did they really accompany basically what was sexual assault with dramatic romantic music like it's supposed to be some sort of amazing moment?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nosferatu755
    @Nosferatu755 3 года назад +3

    I'm just looking forward to the bigger-budget remake of the Conqueror, with a dark and gritty tone, and Joaquin Phoenix

  • @roolstar
    @roolstar 8 лет назад +1

    Have I been binge watching this cinema snob series for so long I'm back to fucking 360p days?
    Damn you cinema snob, damn you to hell!

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort 2 года назад +2

    That’s John Hoyt as the shaman. Hilarious seeing him in yellowface, particularly when he played in a movie called “wetbacks” the same year.

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku 8 лет назад +12

    If The Conqeror was made in Hong Kong, and they also have Mongolian casts in it, then that movie would be 65 to 80 percent better than John Wayne's version.

    • @DieHardAlien
      @DieHardAlien 8 лет назад +5

      It seems like you've got your wish as there was a movie about the early life of Temüjin (Genghis Khan) in 2008 called MONGOL with Tadanobu Asano (Hogun from the Marvel THOR movies) as the main lead.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 6 лет назад +2

      Or the Takashi Sorimachi version. God, he was sooo pretty.

  • @AntoinettexKitten
    @AntoinettexKitten Год назад +1

    I feel more bad for the horses than any of the people

  • @alexandriasanders9499
    @alexandriasanders9499 8 лет назад +3

    "What's this womans talk, my mother."

  • @airmackeeee6792
    @airmackeeee6792 9 лет назад +13

    No Steven Seagal as as Genhis Khan? Well we did get Gerard Butler as Attila the Hun. Will that do Cinema Snob?

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 6 лет назад +3

      Oh, I've seen parts of that one. It was the worst Hallmark shit and I loved it.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад +1

      Seagal almost did star in a movie as Genghis Khan. No, really.

    • @airmackeeee6792
      @airmackeeee6792 2 года назад

      @@michaelmyers3709 That would have been AWESOME!!! 😉🤣🤣

  • @MrBlueSkyof1607
    @MrBlueSkyof1607 Год назад +2

    Don't be upset, Snob. I'll review that Steven Segal/Genghis Khan for you.

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 6 лет назад +2

    Wait, how did I not know this was on the Snob's current channel?!
    I also never paid attention to the comments about the backstory.

  • @New3DSLuigi364
    @New3DSLuigi364 6 лет назад +4

    0:00-0:11
    "Welcome to a new episode of the Cinema Snob, where we look at a Hollywood movie that's so WTF, it's radioactive"
    (canned Booing)
    I DON'T GET THE JOKE!!

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 3 года назад +2

    This area was so dangerous, you know, from being downwind from nuclear fallout and whatnot, that I half-expected the film print to look like the radioactively degraded film (static/spots) of Chernobyl footage! I'm surprised in addition to bringing back some contaminated soil with them, that they didn't sprinkle in some crushed irradiated graphite as well, for an added contrast to the light-colored sand, you see!
    What the fuck, Mr. Snob, what the fuck indeed!

  • @phillipwells7383
    @phillipwells7383 Год назад

    The fact that there's actually IRRADIATED DRINKING WATER though, and rolling on the ground. Man alive!

  • @JosephRGrych
    @JosephRGrych 6 лет назад

    This is the best way to view that movie.

  • @samfanhellyeah
    @samfanhellyeah 6 лет назад +2

    Omg your face after he slaps her. XD

  • @argoth231
    @argoth231 6 месяцев назад

    Watching again because of the documentary about this film came out

  • @zardox78
    @zardox78 8 лет назад +5

    9:20 20 noes and a yes... means yes.

  • @pauldareason
    @pauldareason 7 лет назад +8

    the soundtrack was confused, lmbo

  • @turbinegraphics16
    @turbinegraphics16 4 года назад +1

    I can only think that people were still traumatized by ww2 to place music like that in those scenes.

  • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
    @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 лет назад +1

    😢😢 This movie makes me cry for all the wrong reasons. Its like how is it that Howard Hughs was 1 of the richest men in America making schlock like this, buying all copies of this schlock, & building the Spruce Goose???

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 8 лет назад +1

    12:49-13:01 What's this song from?

  • @Rustymouse
    @Rustymouse 8 лет назад +3

    loads of horses put down as well I presume.

  • @mrpurple11
    @mrpurple11 5 лет назад +1

    "Fun" fact: in one of his early works Dick Powell, the director of this film also directed Split Second a film about a group of people who is held hostage by to convicts in a ghost town that was selected for an atom bomb test

  • @officialbrucewayne
    @officialbrucewayne Год назад

    In retrospect that's exactly how every "true story" is and their slogan.

  • @Lee-Darin
    @Lee-Darin Год назад

    Close to 10 years later we got John Wayne as a first century Roman Centurion 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 9 лет назад +38

    oooh... the movie that killed john wayne...

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад +7

      Murcia doxial *LITERALLY!*

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 7 лет назад +2

      Murcia doxial well, that and his smoking habit. Regardless of the cause, neither of these things helped

  • @imamotherfgsnake5948
    @imamotherfgsnake5948 9 лет назад

    I watch a convoluted movie drunk then be spun around for three minutes straight, and I'd still be less confused than this movie.

  • @RigbyD-d1v
    @RigbyD-d1v 7 лет назад +2

    If I were Howard Hughes, I'd buy every single existing print from the film and destroy them so no one in the future can watch it.

  • @New3DSLuigi364
    @New3DSLuigi364 6 лет назад +6

    @10:17
    Hashtag: Feminist
    #Feminist
    @10:24
    Hashtag: Superfeminist
    #Superfeminist
    @11:20
    Hashtag: SuperDuperFeminist
    #SuperDuperfeminist

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 6 лет назад +3

    6:53 Is She a romulan?

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 5 лет назад

    I hope you get to do Son of Sinbad, another Howard Hughes epic ....with Vincent Price as Omar Khayyam!

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +3

    18:59- Wasn't this part of Trump's Inauguration speech?

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 4 года назад +2

    Jeezums, those moments when John Wayne would force himself on her with a lusty look on his face while romantic music kept playing are downright skin-crawling uncomfortable. You could insert the scene into a psycho-thriller and it would fit perfectly.

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek 6 лет назад +3

    When he slapped her, I was really hoping for a #superdupermegafeminist

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 6 лет назад +1

    So a rare case where you can say that a movie literally killed an actor

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 6 лет назад +7

    Historically, Genghis Khan founded the Mongol Empire by uniting nomadic tribes in Central Asia. Khan was brutal but more in the scope of a sociopath than a psychopath. He did use terror and did kill many innocents. He was fascinated with knowledge that the Mongols could use but famously scorned ' useless' knowledge. The objective was booty as in plunder; Much of said booty was dispensed to buy loyalty or reward it. One must remember that before an Empire, Mongols were clans. Inter-Clan warfare was frequent. While much of the Mongol brutality was simply to prove superiority, much was quite calculated. The same idea was often used by other empires. Khan was a complex historical character who defied later attempts to simplify him.

    • @GuiltyKit
      @GuiltyKit 2 года назад

      Okay I'm pretty sure "he was an omnicidal SOCIOPATH, not a psychopath who wasn't totally brainless" isn't really defying any "later attempts". I don't know why so many people in the comments are like "oh sure he was a monster but did you know he liked to crochet?!?! Bet you didn't checkmate athiests".

    • @gracefutrell1912
      @gracefutrell1912 2 года назад

      I think the TV series about his life might work instead of a whole movie Just my opinion

  • @alexanderrowley9870
    @alexanderrowley9870 6 лет назад +2

    Actors being put in serious danger... So it's one of Doug Walker's films if he had an actual budget? ;)

  • @RevJim-qc2ry
    @RevJim-qc2ry 3 года назад

    "Most wonderfully bad, and not very good, was it?" Leonard Pinth Garnell, "Bad Cinema -SNL

  • @parents65
    @parents65 9 лет назад

    For additional scenes needed in Hollywood, they transported sand from the location. How does that grab you?

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku 4 года назад +1

    This tragedy won't have happened if these guys should have pick a better location anywhere in Asia for their set.
    Which place in Asia would be perfect for shooting The Conqueror?

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 9 лет назад +2

    They call her tartar sauce

  • @altarush
    @altarush 2 года назад +1

    They should have casted Yul Brynner as title character.

  • @cobrahotly
    @cobrahotly 5 лет назад

    In the style of Wang Chung:
    Everybody Wayne Khan tonight! (Everybody Wayne Khan tonight...)

  • @trbd
    @trbd 3 года назад +4

    Whitewashing is a weird stuff. For men, they wanted to remain true to the character racial features (or at least, a stereotypical depiction of it). But for women, especially the love interest, they just didnt care. They would just go find the cutest white woman in the world and then cast her regardless of whether she can be passed off as the race she is playing. Even in 1965 Genghis Khan they cast a blonde french woman as Borte without caring how her hair and accent make her so out of place.
    Btw the 1965 movie was so much better, way more dedicated in portraying Genghis Khan life as accurate as possible. Probably would recommend if it was not for the whitewashing.

  • @EarthboundX
    @EarthboundX 9 лет назад +20

    God John Wayne is just awful in this movie. Biggest miscast ever.

    • @CLM1987
      @CLM1987 9 лет назад +4

      +EarthboundX He had no choice but to be the star in this film, his production company Batjac helped produce and finance the film. Wayne wanted Marlon Brando for the role of Genghis Khan but certain figureheads at 20th Century Fox nixed that and said no so Duke had no choice but to add his name since he couldn't get Brando and the movie needed a big name star to draw people to see it. It was a bad casting choice yes, but it was done out of necessity and the movie probably shouldn't have been made to begin with.

    • @hopeblanding9442
      @hopeblanding9442 9 лет назад +2

      to be fair; John Wayne is aweful in general. The exception of "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" I won't spoil why.

    • @CLM1987
      @CLM1987 9 лет назад +6

      I've seen Liberty Valance many times, its a classic. Very few people appreciate John Wayne's style of acting. There's a reason he holds the record for most lead performances by any actor. He had talent he just had to have the right script to pull it off. The Conqueror wasn't it.

    • @hopeblanding9442
      @hopeblanding9442 9 лет назад +3

      +BigBlueFan1987 that had a lot to do with the fact that he rose to prominence during war time when the leading men of Hollywood almost all enlisted.

    • @CLM1987
      @CLM1987 9 лет назад +1

      +Hope Blanding And he outlasted all of them as well. He was and still is the greatest actor ever.

  • @conradojavier7547
    @conradojavier7547 Год назад

    Disney's Mulan Reboot is basically the Modern Day version of the Counquerer.

  • @MsTwinkle101
    @MsTwinkle101 9 лет назад +19

    As a woman... I'm laughing my ass off :b

  • @judgeboony2695
    @judgeboony2695 3 года назад

    What's the song where Borte is dancing with the ribbon?
    You'd think whoever did a song like "Cock a doodle doo" would be super easy to find, but no.