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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Dankus France time and you know what that means, a poor Germany is about to suffer.
    Per usual, France almost always falls in HOI4 Multiplayer games, but the goal is to make the Axis pay a lot for every piece of French land.
    There's gonna be memes, a lot of casualties and esports happening and let me tell you, there's gonna be a lot of problems for Germany, Italy and the Axis after this France War.
    THIS IS NOT GONNA BE LIKE WW2! THIS WON'T BE WORLD WAR BUT IN HOI4!
    Get ready cause you are gonna feel really bad for the Axis after this one :(
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Комментарии • 233

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 Год назад +535

    I love to see games where France give them a hard time, it's literally a feast for the eyes haha.

  • @sirdragon6860
    @sirdragon6860 Год назад +558

    Dankus got that draftee haircut after yesterday evening

    • @joker345172
      @joker345172 Год назад

      He looks like Jesse Pinkman

    • @Siphonicsea36
      @Siphonicsea36 Год назад +58

      They said my draftee haircut was weak

    • @prestonpotter4507
      @prestonpotter4507 Год назад +21

      Boutta micro Russia irl

    • @Trever101
      @Trever101 Год назад

      Why he do that

    • @anonnameless7799
      @anonnameless7799 Год назад +7

      @@Trever101polish news and the possibility of nato's article 5- he's a reservist

  • @IamDrDapper
    @IamDrDapper Год назад +437

    Here before the «They said my France was weak» army floods the comments

  • @teunperebooms4814
    @teunperebooms4814 Год назад +104

    The Netherlands tried to hold and only managed to inflict 15 casualties 11:52 😂😂

    • @justcars2454
      @justcars2454 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's so funny, even Belgium 300

  • @gyro-rn6959
    @gyro-rn6959 Год назад +17

    Dankus got violated ☠☠
    "Dankus your head looks like a fucking maginot line if you really think about it"

  • @_tym3k
    @_tym3k Год назад +269

    "they said my France was weak..."

  • @Dumbasmf123
    @Dumbasmf123 Год назад +512

    My favourite moment was when he said:
    'It's Dankus Memecus-ing time' and then he Dankus Memecused all over the place.
    Defs one of the moments of all time

    • @JustinianRomanov
      @JustinianRomanov Год назад +29

      Then he alta’d all over the place

    • @citywokbesitzer6834
      @citywokbesitzer6834 Год назад +25

      just like when Swimmy said "It's Swimming time" and swam all over them

    • @prodrom
      @prodrom Год назад +3

      They said my XYZ is weak

    • @nissenoonie4530
      @nissenoonie4530 Год назад +3

      Most original youtube commenter 💀

  • @imlandorith5250
    @imlandorith5250 Год назад +71

    Dankus in 2030: "They Let Me Play Guatemala..." "They Said My Bhutan Was Weak"

  • @DevinPurcell
    @DevinPurcell Год назад +16

    Maginot line haircut was the most correct statement I've ever seen

  • @haeusi1999
    @haeusi1999 Год назад +99

    I love how "HALT STOPP!" Andi has arrived in the international meme community.

    • @lucca3113
      @lucca3113 Год назад +1

      well dankus is german so

    • @haeusi1999
      @haeusi1999 Год назад

      @@lucca3113 i thouht he was swedish

    • @lucca3113
      @lucca3113 Год назад +1

      @@haeusi1999 same thing

    • @TK-nk1sk
      @TK-nk1sk Год назад

      @@lucca3113what did he sayyyyy 😮

    • @lollofixxi2216
      @lollofixxi2216 Год назад

      ​@@lucca3113 he is swedish

  • @myes5482
    @myes5482 Год назад +6

    "They Said I Could Not Survive Until 1943 As France

  • @tragarts
    @tragarts Год назад +60

    i dare to the people reading this not to say "they said my france was weak..."

  • @spicypeanut7645
    @spicypeanut7645 Год назад +26

    Dankus listens to the same music everyday and never gets bored of it. True European excellence.

  • @inverrtedd
    @inverrtedd Год назад +18

    if dankus' entire chat left and there was not one person watching he wouldnt notice and stream for another 8 hours

  • @1070Lancer
    @1070Lancer Год назад +29

    Look at that Marlboro hairline, the sponsor grind really does change you.

  • @steinuhu5816
    @steinuhu5816 Год назад +64

    I love your Multiplayergames. Keep on the hype of Hoi4

  • @Xeemix
    @Xeemix Год назад +4

    "I'll be faster than this focus" something i've told myself a hundred times

  • @Lubnut
    @Lubnut Год назад +7

    I don't think i've ever seen a situation where the axis cap before Japan declares war

  • @takefive5607
    @takefive5607 Год назад +10

    this is such a recent stream. whoever is the editor you are doing great bro, seriously you are ontop of the grind 💪

  • @misterbeach8826
    @misterbeach8826 Год назад +3

    "They took his hair"

  • @EDP-6000
    @EDP-6000 Год назад +10

    They said my france is weak...

  • @kaptunkordan6656
    @kaptunkordan6656 Год назад +3

    guns, anti tank, anti air, arty in a 24 width infantry is how you make a powerful defensive france. it cant push but it holds well aslong as your allies do air

    • @thatguy3421
      @thatguy3421 Год назад

      Gonna need to ask for that template chief

  • @QreatorXD
    @QreatorXD Год назад +7

    „We're still running on half a France!” oops wrong video... 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @unity4328
      @unity4328 Год назад +1

      Bittersteel

    • @QreatorXD
      @QreatorXD Год назад +1

      @@unity4328 I thought I was watching Alex the rambler disaster saving Tommy Kay reacting to ww2 videos

  • @Absinthis
    @Absinthis Год назад +15

    Dankus why didn't you use Grand Battleplan? To me it seemed like the entrenchement and defense bonus was vital for your infantry to hold
    Superior firepower also gets elastic defense early and there are army spirits to entrench better and faster

  • @prestonpotter4507
    @prestonpotter4507 Год назад +1

    They said my haircut was weak

  • @cespu_iv4519
    @cespu_iv4519 Год назад +6

    They said my France was weak...

  • @koala2k602
    @koala2k602 Год назад +1

    I cant unsee the maginot line on his head

  • @filo8197
    @filo8197 Год назад +3

    They said my titles were weak...

  • @racechamp6008
    @racechamp6008 Год назад +4

    Dankus got drafted with that haircut

  • @thriffty3730
    @thriffty3730 Год назад +3

    "dankus your head looks like the maginot line if you really think about it"
    #rare insults

  • @Thatguywithaspoon2
    @Thatguywithaspoon2 Год назад +1

    They said my Baguette was week

  • @geek_gamer3848
    @geek_gamer3848 Год назад +4

    They say my France was weak!!!

  • @leanthonywade6095
    @leanthonywade6095 Год назад +7

    Therapist:No hair dankus isn't real it cant hurt you
    No haired dankus:

  • @alexeiprokopenko8989
    @alexeiprokopenko8989 Год назад +1

    Dankus Baldicus

  • @themeowinator7820
    @themeowinator7820 Год назад +2

    Think of this man sent to the frontlines

  • @Urban__OG
    @Urban__OG Год назад +1

    Dankus with the Maginot haircut 😭😂😂😂

  • @capitanscorp1528
    @capitanscorp1528 Год назад +3

    Dankus looks just like me when i got a buzz cut on a side walk with 4$ shaving machine

  • @dAni-ik1hv
    @dAni-ik1hv Год назад +6

    Dankus can manage a hoi4 mp game but can he manage the frontlines of WW3

  • @lilmontrz6117
    @lilmontrz6117 Год назад +6

    It's gonna be fun when he uploads the "germany only axis" video (only if he actually does decent )

  • @justcars2454
    @justcars2454 9 месяцев назад

    Dankus alone fighting germany, and italy

  • @xorasterrestrialman1868
    @xorasterrestrialman1868 Год назад +2

    Dankus with haircut= Johnnycus Sincus.

  • @oligultonn
    @oligultonn Год назад

    My man went full on L'Djihâd on Germany.

  • @marcgalofre9309
    @marcgalofre9309 Год назад +1

    Dankus was secretly Tyler One

  • @obamiumlive
    @obamiumlive Год назад +1

    dankus im addicted to your esports

  • @danielhollick1708
    @danielhollick1708 Год назад +2

    They said dankus France was WEAK

  • @PrometheanGOld4
    @PrometheanGOld4 Год назад +6

    To be fair that Netherlands wasn’t worse than AI if it literally played like AI, I feel those divisions weren’t big enough to hold effectively

  • @manithefluffy
    @manithefluffy Год назад

    I found this unbeatable strat on Nepal..

  • @tedarcher9120
    @tedarcher9120 Год назад

    They said they will go around the Maginot...

  • @poweringthesupremacy
    @poweringthesupremacy Год назад

    dankus got that maginot line haircut

  • @michaelsami6409
    @michaelsami6409 Год назад

    so bad that always france doesnt have a chance to hold

  • @noodle_dude6693
    @noodle_dude6693 Год назад

    Alsace-Lorraine type haircut

  • @sirfunkymonk1277
    @sirfunkymonk1277 Год назад

    They said my France was week!!!😂😂

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 Год назад +1

    they said his france is weak

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions Год назад

    They said my surrender was weak...

  • @georgesmith6218
    @georgesmith6218 Год назад

    It triggered me that Dankus had 0 fuel.

  • @timon6759
    @timon6759 Год назад +2

    I can't believe I was in this game and you do t hear me talk once

  • @RNB_lovr
    @RNB_lovr Год назад

    bro's buzzcut is majestic

  • @typhoon0425
    @typhoon0425 Год назад

    They said my armistice was weak...

  • @Gamesuchti_
    @Gamesuchti_ Год назад

    When you want to watch a dankus video and he just randomly is bold

  • @thepolishruler7787
    @thepolishruler7787 Год назад

    Dankus got bold trait

  • @isaacmortlock9396
    @isaacmortlock9396 Год назад +3

    Amazing love it😊

  • @zacharysilver911
    @zacharysilver911 Год назад

    5:50 Dankus is a Zyzz/Tevvez enjoyer

  • @sebastianertel696
    @sebastianertel696 Год назад

    we want to see They let me Luxembourg

  • @Dylan-zj7zf
    @Dylan-zj7zf Год назад

    Still waiting on, “I did what to Manchu??? THEN THIS HAPPENED”

  • @staerchi4947
    @staerchi4947 Год назад

    The psycho andreas at 6:23 💪💪

  • @bright3944
    @bright3944 Год назад

    Ah yes "they said my France is weak"

  • @dukekaleoxd2547
    @dukekaleoxd2547 Год назад

    True Joe Vikeng moment

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 Год назад

    They said my France was not Alta

  • @johnnytwoeyes2897
    @johnnytwoeyes2897 Год назад

    dankus going to bootcamp

  • @WBCY2024
    @WBCY2024 Год назад

    They said my France was week

  • @alexanderraz.
    @alexanderraz. Год назад +1

    ils disaient que ma france était faible...

  • @ALDA99999
    @ALDA99999 Год назад

    I didn't know sneako played HOI4

  • @Joshua429
    @Joshua429 Год назад

    They let you play France and capitulated

  • @oneeyedking2679
    @oneeyedking2679 Год назад

    They said my France was weak

  • @willcoyote5414
    @willcoyote5414 Год назад

    Nice "Gulag" Haircut. :)

  • @thanatosexcelsior3711
    @thanatosexcelsior3711 Год назад

    South Africa had a very big South African accent

  • @GreenyNZ
    @GreenyNZ Год назад +1

    Dankus cosplay american history x

  • @dixson1882
    @dixson1882 Год назад

    i mean you're still hold-

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 Год назад +1

    How does he boost his training xp gain?

  • @quincyames2014
    @quincyames2014 Год назад +1

    dankus preparring for world war 3 after poland got bombed

  • @dimas3829
    @dimas3829 Год назад

    Once again Japan carrying all the Axis.

  • @KM_OwO
    @KM_OwO Год назад

    They said his France was weak

  • @LinkoofHyrule
    @LinkoofHyrule Год назад

    imagine being japan this game.
    germany dies before japan even joins war

  • @Arthur-eb5kg
    @Arthur-eb5kg Год назад

    new skin
    bald dankus

  • @omegawonton8749
    @omegawonton8749 Год назад

    fresh kina bro

  • @chickennugget6056
    @chickennugget6056 Год назад

    I love you king dankus

  • @aussie2562
    @aussie2562 Год назад

    jesse pinkman is that you when you were in your hoi4 phase?

  • @Gartenzaun241
    @Gartenzaun241 Год назад

    HALT STOP JETZT REDE ICH

  • @maswoonmaster7927
    @maswoonmaster7927 Год назад

    Love the GrishaPutin haircut Dankus 😍

  • @Trever101
    @Trever101 Год назад

    No oil andy

  • @LookAtEachOther
    @LookAtEachOther Год назад

    Next Dankus title: They...

  • @super_ninja4269
    @super_ninja4269 Год назад

    Пчела в соло затащила

  • @chomikchomik3198
    @chomikchomik3198 Год назад +1

    Bob

  • @goktan7660
    @goktan7660 Год назад

    dankus esport

  • @theunrelaxingreality
    @theunrelaxingreality Год назад

    why dankus balled?

  • @Wolf-zr2ou
    @Wolf-zr2ou Год назад

    I was bored but I am no longer bored watching this video

  • @certifiedsoupmonke
    @certifiedsoupmonke Год назад

    Dankus is just genderbent eleven from stranger things

  • @pangerfish1014
    @pangerfish1014 Год назад

    they let me play hoi....

  • @youraverageuser7039
    @youraverageuser7039 Год назад

    damn Eminem plays hoi4 in serbia

  • @huskyandhdftw
    @huskyandhdftw Год назад

    Fellas what mod are they playing on? I feel like i see it often but I never catch the name