Why Moose are the Greatest Threat to National Security

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @cheezeguyLOZ
    @cheezeguyLOZ 3 года назад +1284

    "Landlords are moose, and they pay taxes to geese."
    As a Canadian, can guarantee the truth of this statement.

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 3 года назад +50

      I'm in the States but my home town is along the Canadian boarder. We have one goose couple that actually stays here during their breeding season. An entire plot of land near our waterfront is inaccessible while they are here. Those beasts are no joke and I feel horrible for other places that have to put up with more than one pair at a time.

    • @lampylightbulb
      @lampylightbulb 3 года назад +14

      I second this as a Canadian

    • @sersastark
      @sersastark 3 года назад +14

      welcome to New England where it happens here, too lol can you take your geese and moose back, please? the geese are asshole biters and the moose are just savagery on four hooves. Thanks!

    • @beatdowncentral6986
      @beatdowncentral6986 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @XenroTunes
      @XenroTunes 3 года назад

      @Thecheese_god¶° ...WHAT?

  • @damascus9876
    @damascus9876 3 года назад +3427

    That dude who decided to just slowly walk into their shed and lock themselves in is, quite possibly, one of the smartest people alive. The best choice when seeing a moose is a calm and collected "N O P E."

    • @Passions5555
      @Passions5555 2 года назад +50

      And seeing the huge ass moose just walk right up to the shed that man went into just moments ago...my God 😦 Just why ...

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 2 года назад +190

      Experience begets wisdom...
      I'm positive it's not the first time that bloke has hid in a shed from monstrous wildlife~.

    • @masterreaper115
      @masterreaper115 2 года назад +232

      Moose was like "I...I saw you go in there paul....just give me my daily apple and I will leave..."

    • @kevinpeters6709
      @kevinpeters6709 2 года назад +62

      @@Passions5555 and that is why all Canadians should have government provided anti tank rifles in their sheds

    • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
      @nyanSynxPHOENIX 2 года назад +52

      Honestly, keeping your distance is usually fine. You really only have to watch out if you see a baby moose.

  • @water8756
    @water8756 3 года назад +8688

    This Dude is so cool not only does he keeps people who are interested in animals engaged but with his humor people's who aren't much interested still watch the video

    • @prestonangel448
      @prestonangel448 3 года назад +81

      I'm something of a Moose myself

    • @ariwoodward
      @ariwoodward 3 года назад +89

      Teachers shld use his attitude more lol
      Just with kid friendly language I guess

    • @broomhwauser3380
      @broomhwauser3380 3 года назад +7

      Damn nigga

    • @nftscreenshot2535
      @nftscreenshot2535 3 года назад +33

      Fax. Plus there's no unnecessary editing

    • @marv51
      @marv51 3 года назад +4

      Tier zoo is better

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 Год назад +750

    Speaking as a Canadian: moose really are that kind of absolute unit.
    My dad was a truck driver and, when I was very small, he was hauling empty trains (two trailers behind one truck) east of Sault Ste. Marie. We came around a bend doing roughly 80 kilometers an hour, and there was a large bull moose standing in the road. My dad swerved - missed the moose with the cab and the first trailer. The second trailer caught the moose by the antler. The truck's weight and momentum threw the moose about 40 feet in the air; the moose's weight threw us into a fishtail and into the ditch.
    The moose came down on the pavement, flat on one side. I will never forget the sound of his indignant "Hmph!" as he got up and strode majestically into the bush, leaving us to sort out our own business.
    That having been said, a bull moose isn't the thing I worry about most when I'm in the wilderness. What truly worries me is a cow moose, with a calf I don't see. Bull moose are accustomed to display, and will give you ample warning, the same as they would a rival bull. A cow moose with bebes has a hair's breadth between tolerating your presence and "that's far enough; time to trample a bitch."

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 Год назад +78

      The 2 things that are actually scary in the woods:
      Getting between a big mama and her kids. (Death sentence, anything that would normally flee is instead trying to kill you)
      And big herbivores. Predators have to hunt for their next meal so they have to do some risk/reward calculation, and generally humans are weird enough to not have enough meat on our bones to be worth the unknown threat. Herbivores don't, and instead either flee from everything or throw their immense bulk around to crysh all resistance beneath their hooves. Moose are the latter, and while they can be docile, anything that big should not be messed with.
      Its just like how the deadliest animal in Africa is the Hippo, even with all the big predators its the fat herbivore that is the most dangerous. (Not counting mosquitoes, malaria has killed about half of all humans to ever live)

    • @adreabrooks11
      @adreabrooks11 Год назад +7

      @@jasonreed7522 All true.

    • @BasedRanger
      @BasedRanger 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​@jasonreed7522 The malaria bit is inaccurate. Just one of countless cases wherein internet-age journalists played telephone.

    • @lucastrimble9140
      @lucastrimble9140 7 месяцев назад +17

      Mf really said "heramph heramph" to getting whipped by a truck trailer into pavement

    • @adreabrooks11
      @adreabrooks11 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@lucastrimble9140 Pretty much, lol! Bull moose have Riddick energy.

  • @KamiRecca
    @KamiRecca 3 года назад +2654

    "And failing to meet a Mooses expectations is exacly how heaven gains angels." You, sir, are a wordsmith of the highest order. I bow to your brilliance lest i be blinded and awestruck

    • @MrDerKnofi
      @MrDerKnofi 3 года назад +58

      Yes, I love his wordsmithery.

    • @sann823
      @sann823 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @gab882
      @gab882 3 года назад +2

      Also how Satan gains devils

    • @wolfie9672
      @wolfie9672 3 года назад +2

      Moose's must be Jesus but how how how how can you explain to me how they walk on water my bad run on water they must be Jesus or God like how does that mother f***** run on water

    • @jar_knight
      @jar_knight 3 года назад +5

      @@wolfie9672 Given how moose can swim, it's probably running fast enough to run on water combined with its feet's ability to move easily in water. Or the water in question is shallow.

  • @starscarrednyx
    @starscarrednyx 3 года назад +7728

    "Probably why Canadians are so polite, their landlord's a moose and they pay taxes to geese...." and I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ezra8545
      @ezra8545 3 года назад +71

      They live in Sweden too

    • @idoitforthememes6011
      @idoitforthememes6011 3 года назад +317

      As a Canadian who was almost faded by a moose I can confirm this

    • @no_i_dont_want_no_slugs
      @no_i_dont_want_no_slugs 3 года назад +154

      as a canadian, i can say that this is very true. he's spitting facts.

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 3 года назад +61

      I guess in the USA their landlords are the overrated bald eagles

    • @Hereforfunsies
      @Hereforfunsies 3 года назад +82

      @@idoitforthememes6011 as a Canadian as well, who's car was wrecked by a deer, and almost got hit by a moose going full speed my way in the dark, while my lights infront of my car was broken, so I had no way of learning that there was a moose, we better show respect, but then again, being a first nations native just means eating the moose, & deer, I must say, im truly sad that I couldn't eat the deer, and moose's meat. I could've had a feast.

  • @greffiMartiN
    @greffiMartiN 2 года назад +6200

    "With a country with bears, cougars and Florida, the most dangerous animal of all is a 10 foot vegan with antlers"
    A truly majestic quote.

    • @nyanSynxPHOENIX
      @nyanSynxPHOENIX 2 года назад +146

      Though the most dangerous animal is definitely humans. Florida is a good example, lol.

    • @SortenRavn
      @SortenRavn 2 года назад +203

      @@nyanSynxPHOENIX the US is kinda the Florida to the rest of the world 😏

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 2 года назад +30

      @@SortenRavn
      Tried abit too hard on that one.

    • @pedroc.b.3874
      @pedroc.b.3874 2 года назад +93

      @@darkzeroprojects4245 A bit hard? Maybe. But damn if it isn't true, though.

    • @way_to_dusk5686
      @way_to_dusk5686 2 года назад +45

      Unfortunately as a Florida resident we have cougars (technically panthers) so... we're more the Australia of America.

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Год назад +467

    As a Canadian, I can confirm this. Although, we don't pay taxes to geese, we pay protection money to them.

    • @swigmcale7555
      @swigmcale7555 8 месяцев назад +10

      Ultimately, is there really a difference with Canadian geese involved?

    • @CS-zn4bu
      @CS-zn4bu 7 месяцев назад +1

      Geese are the best

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 6 месяцев назад +7

      Taxes, protection money…
      Po-tay-to, to-mah-to.

    • @BrostroTheWizard
      @BrostroTheWizard 3 месяца назад

      Though we don't pay taxes to the geese as a young guy I had a job driving a little cart around herding geese off government property. I was paid way above minimum wage to basically chase birds by a company contracted to the government. They poop a lot and actually make lil turds instead of just bird splats so the government wanted it included in their property maintenance. At the same company during snow removal season one of our vehicles hit a moose. The truck was totaled but So was the moose. Turns out you get to keep the moose here if you hit it. We all had moose burgers after work.

    • @Cryptidaesthetics
      @Cryptidaesthetics 21 день назад

      The geese are the Canadian mafia

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot 3 года назад +1587

    Orcas: “Violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question, and the answer is *Y E S !”*

    • @pr2cutegaming975
      @pr2cutegaming975 3 года назад +9

      Mmmm yes, an Owl house reference :)

    • @pancakefish
      @pancakefish 3 года назад +1

      yep

    • @livestreamgaming420
      @livestreamgaming420 3 года назад +8

      "It isnt the only answer, but it is *an* answer, and it's a very effective answer"

    • @Chorse4941
      @Chorse4941 3 года назад +2

      @Pr2cute Gaming that phrase has existed for a while, probably not a reference

    • @alexcisneros2980
      @alexcisneros2980 3 года назад +3

      First time I've seen that quote used appropriately. Also orcas are a holes. 😒

  • @Zanian19
    @Zanian19 2 года назад +2332

    On skiing holiday in Sweden a couple decades ago, I was chased by a moose in the middle of the night. Only reason I got away was because it was a very thick forest, and the moose was unable to sprint through the trees.
    I still have nightmares about that monster. Only thing I could see at first was 2 glowing orbs way higher up than where you'd expect the eyes of a landanimal to be, only for them to suddenly close in at an alarming speed.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +22168

    I love how orcas even find a way to kill moose, those things are truly savages

  • @morganarutsatz6736
    @morganarutsatz6736 Год назад +191

    "Failing to meet a moose's expectations is how heaven gains angels" I applaud your speech throughout this whole thing. Extremely well written and very funny. You're delivery was on point and I loved how you were able to sum up this 10' vegan. Thank you for the laughs and knowledge.

  • @linnd5968
    @linnd5968 3 года назад +2793

    I'm from Sweden where we have quite a lot of moose, and during the theoretical part of getting my driving licence we were taught to always aim for the rear of the moose if one would cross the road. The reason for this is that when a moose decides to cross a road, or do anything really, they will do it, so when it crosses the road the moose will almost never turn back but instead carry on straight over the road. So by aiming at the rear of the moose you might be lucky to have the moose cross enough of the road before your reach it, therfore potentially avoiding a collision! Hope this information helps! ☺️

    • @ellendallanora7404
      @ellendallanora7404 3 года назад +228

      Oh, another polite country with mooses in it. Coincidence? I think not.
      EDIT: I was talking about reputation.

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад +162

      @@ellendallanora7404 I'm starting to think we need more moose in the US

    • @MrTerminator3010
      @MrTerminator3010 3 года назад +100

      @@47ratsinahoodie Please do not give people idea that they might be stupid enough to try. I've already have enough problems in my life, I don't need to add "moose" to the list!

    • @trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461
      @trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461 3 года назад +210

      @@MrTerminator3010 I can just imagine the news in USA if mooses where there too:
      "Florida man dies after trying to ride a Moose and steal from the bank".

    • @tropicalvikingcreations
      @tropicalvikingcreations 3 года назад +77

      Also you're less likely to get impaled by the antlers ripping through your car!
      Thank you getting me to think about this. May have saved a life or two.

  • @XOChristianaNicole
    @XOChristianaNicole 3 года назад +634

    “MOOSIAH.”
    I have no words, for how amazing that is.

    • @thehomienxtdoor
      @thehomienxtdoor 3 года назад +8

      I almost spat coffee on my computer 🤣🤣

    • @spartin1022
      @spartin1022 3 года назад +7

      @@thehomienxtdoor Same!!! One of the funniest lines ever spoken.

    • @Treilerk
      @Treilerk 3 года назад +6

      He also called them Mooses once or twice.
      Even Meesus Christ once.

  • @BlueRyuu246
    @BlueRyuu246 3 года назад +861

    "But you're not coming out of there without wings and a halo."
    Actually you could, you'll probably just get horns, wings, and a little pointy tail.
    It depends.

    • @asura1813
      @asura1813 3 года назад +10

      True

    • @Crow29803
      @Crow29803 3 года назад +10

      Dunno... halo is Subjective since it’s really a ring of light and Lucifer has a halo as well. More you know.
      Seriously, just kidding.

    • @notamobilesprout4175
      @notamobilesprout4175 3 года назад +17

      To be honest
      you won’t come out with anything
      They’ll just erase you

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад +13

      @@notamobilesprout4175 They'll take you and your soul out

    • @BlueRyuu246
      @BlueRyuu246 3 года назад +4

      @@notamobilesprout4175 Okay, that's true too. 😂

  • @Potentialhydrog-yj1xp
    @Potentialhydrog-yj1xp Год назад +31

    "Failling to meet a moose's expectation is exactly how heaven gains angels"😂

  • @zipperozicvideodump
    @zipperozicvideodump 3 года назад +937

    "for those of you who know what rut is, I know how you know" is one of the most horrific sentences I have ever heard, because I do know

    • @jotarokujo9587
      @jotarokujo9587 3 года назад +18

      What’s that and how do you know?

    • @strange4107
      @strange4107 3 года назад +41

      @@jotarokujo9587 rut is basically moose demon time.

    • @hanahaki1097
      @hanahaki1097 3 года назад +81

      @@jotarokujo9587 idk about them but I’ve read many like … “ Werewolf “ or stuff like that Manwha 🥲

    • @Slavicplayer251
      @Slavicplayer251 3 года назад +47

      because of your profile pic i don’t want to ask how you know

    • @originlights3050
      @originlights3050 3 года назад +16

      @@jotarokujo9587 super pissed because super horny, if I remember right.

  • @SOFTBUDZZZ
    @SOFTBUDZZZ 3 года назад +3345

    "Jesus Christ in moose form, the Moose-siah if you will"
    I fucking died 😭😭💀

    • @Gorpolon
      @Gorpolon 3 года назад +11

      I thought he said moose idon

    • @boukh_h
      @boukh_h 3 года назад +12

      My condolences

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 года назад +8

      3:05

    • @TYINTOSPACE
      @TYINTOSPACE 3 года назад +4

      I can't even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @asfantom
      @asfantom 3 года назад

      That was a horse 🐎 he really wanted that joke in the video bad

  • @kekwSpiler
    @kekwSpiler 3 года назад +547

    "for an animal deadass big enough and tall enough to have its own wi-fi"
    this one killed me 😂👌

    • @Jazzygirl5
      @Jazzygirl5 3 года назад +4

      Also your pic wins

  • @JM64
    @JM64 Год назад +59

    I was raised in Newfoundland (that big island on the East Coast of Canada). Moose are a big problem there (quite literally). Growing up I remember getting a basic "survival" class on Moose (and other animals) and the lesson boiled down to: if you're in the woods, climb a tree, and if you can't climb a tree run between the trees where you think a moose would have a harder time reaching you (they're big and strong, but they're not uprooting trees, and Lord knows they can't corner as well as a human can), a Moose may be faster in a straight line but you should be more nimble among the trees than a Moose is. If you're not in the woods, seek shelter of any kind and RUN and hope and pray you get under/behind something solid before that Moose gores you or tramples you.
    Moose are also among the leading causes of car accidents in Newfoundland (they certainly were when I was growing up anyway). It's to such an extent that the provincial government installed Moose fences; giant 6+ foot tall steel fences along vast swaths of open highway to greatly reduce potential crossing sites for Moose, and thus accidents.

    • @doubledouble4g379
      @doubledouble4g379 5 месяцев назад +3

      We Newfies also EAT them, to be fair. Moose stew, sausage and roast were always on my table growing-up.

    • @JM64
      @JM64 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@doubledouble4g379 Also true. But amongst wild game Moose are up there with bears for potential danger if you're not careful.

    • @doubledouble4g379
      @doubledouble4g379 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@JM64 Never said we weren't crazy - we drink alcohol out of a fish, eh?

  • @chasecharland1160
    @chasecharland1160 2 года назад +1558

    When I was a kid, my father took my brother and I fishing in a canoe, we went down a quiet river connected to the lake. The river was about thirty feet wide, we came across a baby moose which was pretty damn big in its own right, but then the mother came out of the brush and charged us only fifteen feet away. My father is a strong man hunt fish his whole life but I genuinely saw him afraid, for us of course, the damn moose was bigger then all of us and boat combined, my dad crouched paddle in hand ready to fight this monster off before it could capsize or tiny canoe, but just at the last second, no more then half a foot from us, the water got deep and the moose went under, came up swimming, trying to bite us, my dad was screaming and swinging, splashing water in its face, and eventually it turned and swam back to shore. It followed us for ten minutes honking and thrashing in bush.
    Oddly enough at the time I wasn't scared, trusting my father, but looking back on it now, if I was a dad with twin boys under the age of ten in a canoe being charged by a giant mother moose in a tiny river 😱 I would have sunk that boat with my own turds.

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie 2 года назад +74

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TCallier
      @TCallier 2 года назад +53

      Epic

    • @SWProductions100
      @SWProductions100 2 года назад +149

      That's pretty amazing on you dad's part! Good on him, but man his nerves must have just been through the roof that day.

    • @sandraakinnadeju3280
      @sandraakinnadeju3280 2 года назад +38

      God bless your Dad!
      And oh I laughed!
      Thank God for happy endings like this.

    • @doublebreasted1422
      @doublebreasted1422 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @boraanna_
    @boraanna_ 3 года назад +476

    6:00 love how that man just walked out of the shed, saw the moose and calmly went back in, like "im not dealing with that right now"

    • @MandalorV7
      @MandalorV7 3 года назад +26

      Though it looked like the shed would get torn to bits if the moose wanted to start anything. 😆

    • @boraanna_
      @boraanna_ 3 года назад +32

      @@MandalorV7 haha that for sure, though it could definitely help with not angering the moose, out of sight out of mind hopefully works, otherwise... 😄

    • @soljathompson2446
      @soljathompson2446 3 года назад +19

      Moose was like: "Aye yo Jerry I see you walk in there man. Where's my Nature Valley bro? Where my Oat's n' Honey?"

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад +9

      @@soljathompson2446 Lmao! Why am I actually picturing that?

  • @andrewmargolies6180
    @andrewmargolies6180 3 года назад +822

    The “country with bears, cougars and Florida” joke was the best one IMO, I laughed wayyy too hard🤣😭

    • @buuch8760
      @buuch8760 3 года назад +1

      I dont get it

    • @walterjames7042
      @walterjames7042 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @hakatapawa7115
      @hakatapawa7115 3 года назад

      @@buuch8760 look up Florida memes or Floridaman memes

    • @JC-xz5ni
      @JC-xz5ni 3 года назад +1

      I as a Floridian consent to this comment and that quote we got gators and the Everglades are a gator vs python jurassic park at this point and yes the occasional florida man doing some crazy shit but we can vibe on that phrase

    • @hundunfamilia8952
      @hundunfamilia8952 3 года назад

      You just corny looking for jokes

  • @HappyEggz
    @HappyEggz Год назад +44

    I've been blessed with being able to grow up with these incredible animals in my backyard. My childhood home sat surrounded by swampland and the moose loved it. Sometimes I'd wake up to one at my bedroom window. One in particular stuck around our area for /years/. A huge bull with fur so dark it looked black, we called him Judge. He liked to hide in the shade under the pines by the road. He blended in so well there that one time a neighbour walked right by him on her jog and she didn't see. I remember freaking out and worrying he might run at her, but he didn't.🤷
    "Watch from a distance/indoors and stay the fuck away from them" was a great lesson to learn as a child

  • @MindozaGaming
    @MindozaGaming 3 года назад +2213

    "The Moosiah, if you will"
    Please, can someone give him an oscar already

    • @piloctor15
      @piloctor15 3 года назад +37

      moosain bolt😂😂🤣 ikr, hes clever!

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 3 года назад +12

      @@piloctor15 cringe. Treelon musk.

    • @YanKenPon
      @YanKenPon 3 года назад +5

      I almost spit my coffee 🤣🤣🤣

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 3 года назад +2

      @@YanKenPon Lucky you, mine's all over my screen now.

    • @senseweaver01
      @senseweaver01 3 года назад +1

      You get Oscars for acting, not stellar comedy writing

  • @robertroy1878
    @robertroy1878 2 года назад +1843

    As a Canadian I can confirm that moose and geese are in fact our overlords.

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 2 года назад +62

      Don’t forget the polar bears.

    • @robertroy1878
      @robertroy1878 2 года назад +79

      @@TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      Ah yes...those white knights of winter...true royalty.

    • @kimadams2995
      @kimadams2995 2 года назад +40

      I can testify to the geese. I work on a golf course that is so considerate of wildlife (the golfers are well-heeled and they are proud of the audabon certification, and probably all watched Banbi as kids...) that the geese basically run the place, crap all over particular holes, and must be herded gently away if a goose emergency is declared. We used to have a very pissy goose that insisted on nesting on a decorative water feature, hissing at golfers if they tried to pass by in one of the busiest areas near the club house. Nobody moved her. For YEARS.
      Hopefully we won’t have any moose decide the welcome mat is out. Don’t laugh..we are next to the river valley, a corridor for wildlife. We had 3 dens of coyotes one year, lots of deer, and cute but destructive wild rabbits. I’m part of the horticulture department. Sigh.... People romanticize wildlife. It’s our biggest problem.

    • @robertroy1878
      @robertroy1878 2 года назад +15

      @@kimadams2995 we have a golf course called Goose Humock...I know exactly what you mean.

    • @just-a-crow
      @just-a-crow 2 года назад +10

      Yes cobra chickens are deadly

  • @artembolshakov3901
    @artembolshakov3901 3 года назад +894

    Moose: Is unstoppable truck-sized roid deer with antlers and an attitude.
    Soviets: P O N Y !

    • @eradict
      @eradict 3 года назад +39

      The fact that you are Russian (or at least uses a Russian name) makes this even funnier and credible 🤣💀

    • @notavegan3
      @notavegan3 3 года назад +13

      that's Russia at it's finest

    • @Prince_of_Despair
      @Prince_of_Despair 3 года назад +4

      Then that same dude gets clapped by moose while the same moose dances on the soviet's corpses

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 2 месяца назад +3

      Of course it would be Russia who tried to domestic them 😂 Who else would ?

  • @kansascityshuffle8526
    @kansascityshuffle8526 Год назад +90

    A story shared at our last fishing trip. A bunch of commercial fishermen caught a moose crossing a lake. They decided they wanted to try and drown it. They tied their boat to the antlers of the animal and attempted to tire it out and put its head underwater. Little did they know a sandbar was coming up. The moose got its legs under it and hoisted the entire boat out of the water jettisoning the occupants of the boat. The boat was found 300 feet off the shore in the bush. All humans had some kind of serious injury.

    • @Casandra.Macias-Flores
      @Casandra.Macias-Flores Год назад +25

      In a Kim Kardashian voice, “It’s what they deserved.” Followed by an evil smile. 😈

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Год назад +1

      That’s what they deserved for being absolute psychos for no fucking reason.
      Seriously, why was their first response to seeing an animal crossing a lake to try and drown the damn thing!?

    • @elisaa9981
      @elisaa9981 Год назад +14

      But but....why? Why would they try to do that? Were they high? I understand if they wanted to kill it for the meat because moose meat is delicious, but to drown it? Why?

    • @kansascityshuffle8526
      @kansascityshuffle8526 Год назад

      @@elisaa9981 target of opportunity

    • @blackdandelion5549
      @blackdandelion5549 9 месяцев назад +6

      There was fishing and I have been fishing since I was old enough for my car seat to be brought along. . . .so I can say that alcohol usually goes with fishing.
      You also need a specific hunting tag to go moose hunting and submit your name in a lotto every year. Few people get the right to hunt moose. Bet the DNR or gov't agency had a field day with that one.

  • @xbabu142x
    @xbabu142x 2 года назад +2132

    As a Canadian thank you for bringing awareness to the danger that Moose pose. We would have the same population as the US if we didn't loose so many Canadians yearly to Moose attacks. We are so terrified of the Moose that we are unable to publiczie or bring media attention to these forgotten Canadians, who bravely lose their lives so that the remaining 10% of us could survive till this modern day.

    • @jimlambrick4642
      @jimlambrick4642 2 года назад +31

      Do I detect a ne-fie joke?

    • @DerLokkenkopf
      @DerLokkenkopf 2 года назад +19

      Heil Moose!

    • @K3Flyguy
      @K3Flyguy 2 года назад +9

      Lolol ! Excellent post! Thank you!

    • @stupidas9466
      @stupidas9466 2 года назад +156

      I am the last of my generation. The only reason i have survived to this day is i found my late father's notes on metabolizing synthetic bull moose urine (he was a chemist) that he had completed just moments before he died. They (there were at least four i figured, by the tracks on his back) managed to take him out before he could distill it to protect himself, but, lucky for me moose aren't the best at understanding scientific nomenclature so they failed to truly understand the importance of his scratchings on the root cellar walls and thought it to be nothing more than the ramblings of a mad Canadian woodsman. I cannot blame them, for at the end he had indeed gone quite bonkers. As i lay in a tub of piss, all day, every day, i can't help but wonder if me finding it was blessing or a curse. I am alive, yes, but what kind of life is this?

    • @kitdatkat
      @kitdatkat 2 года назад +67

      @@stupidas9466 Damn i think i got cursed reading that

  • @kathleenposton2334
    @kathleenposton2334 2 года назад +682

    My cousin lives up in Alaska and works in the hospital that the moose cow invaded. She got to see the whole visit (about 10 minutes) and was one of several people to film this. She told us that the automatic door opened when the cow got close, so she came in to scope the place out. The flowers in the lobby didn't smell tasty, so after wandering through for a bit, she just left on her own. As soon as her butt cleared the exit, Security came out of hiding (no fools there) and switched off the automatic door! Moose coming into town are an everyday thing there and they mostly deal with them by NOT dealing with them! Cousin said that one day, a bull decided that the hospital grounds were a nice place for a nap. Again, the wise Security men opted to simply keep people away till his nap was done and he left peacefully. She posts some of the best moose pictures. She even had her own picture of a bull moose running through deep snow, only he was running down the highway divider strip!

    • @jdollarthegreat
      @jdollarthegreat 2 года назад +24

      Lol so the Moose/Meese running things out there i see.

    • @kimadams2995
      @kimadams2995 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, basically, you work around them. India has sacred cows...Canada and Alaska have a bunch of ten foot vegans nobody is dumb enough to piss off.

    • @mariaanast276
      @mariaanast276 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for sharing that! Be and let be!

    • @sancrosanct5070
      @sancrosanct5070 2 года назад +17

      I love the no fools there lol...those men know not to be heroes

  • @Cenazinosaur04
    @Cenazinosaur04 3 года назад +5118

    Moose goes after you: You’re dead
    You run over moose: You’re dead
    Try anything with moose: You’re dead

    • @AleroaTheAlta
      @AleroaTheAlta 3 года назад +188

      if north korea was a animal

    • @balbc6903
      @balbc6903 3 года назад +67

      my brother actually hit a moose and sped up before he hit the moose and he only got glass in his arm and that was it

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 3 года назад +87

      @@AleroaTheAlta
      That's more of America. North Korea is more of chihuahua.

    • @bobcabbit6343
      @bobcabbit6343 3 года назад +45

      @@Enchie I think they were referring to the people who live there in relation to the government. Not the country in general.

    • @jasoncarter3182
      @jasoncarter3182 3 года назад +61

      Exist near a moose: flip a coin on wether or not you live or not

  • @SneakyCustard
    @SneakyCustard 9 месяцев назад +11

    "i know how you know"
    Slowly closes all my open A03 tabs...

  • @nathanchung27
    @nathanchung27 2 года назад +1414

    "And for those who know what a rut is, I know how you know... _I know how you know_ "
    Such vague, yet powerful words. I feel so called out.

    • @andrewcook1246
      @andrewcook1246 2 года назад +39

      Furry, right? It's the only thing that fits!

    • @kalliedurley4525
      @kalliedurley4525 Год назад +210

      @Andrew Cook Mmmm, not exactly. Alot of the whole rut thing involves Omegaverse stuff like fanfics or bls.

    • @andrewcook1246
      @andrewcook1246 Год назад +90

      @@kalliedurley4525 Ah, I see. Thanks for clearing that up. Now I got a new kink to shame lol. JK

    • @LowlyCrowley
      @LowlyCrowley Год назад +65

      Honestly, same xD. I slapped my thighs feeling caught.

    • @b-trixangel198
      @b-trixangel198 Год назад +70

      Its has the same energy as that homophobic dog meme captioned "i know what you are 0-0)"

  • @peanut3513
    @peanut3513 3 года назад +2044

    'in a country with bears, cougars, and Florida, the most dangerous animal is a 10 foot vegan' 😂

    • @Meatwad.Baggins
      @Meatwad.Baggins 3 года назад +40

      10 ft vegan iF yOu iNcLuDe ThE aNtLeRs 🙄

    • @bordenfleetwood5773
      @bordenfleetwood5773 3 года назад +125

      @@Meatwad.Baggins - You'd definitely include the antlers, lest the antlers include you.

    • @Meatwad.Baggins
      @Meatwad.Baggins 3 года назад +20

      @@bordenfleetwood5773
      🤣

    • @angryfoxzd5233
      @angryfoxzd5233 3 года назад +47

      Now you know why Americans love guns so much. Everything outside of city limits wants to eat you or stomp on you like mash potatoes.

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate 3 года назад +14

      @@angryfoxzd5233 I am not sure a gun would cut it lol.

  • @artemiasalina1860
    @artemiasalina1860 2 года назад +384

    "Failing to meet a moose's expectations is exactly how heaven gains angels."
    HAHAHA!

  • @KKumokun
    @KKumokun 7 месяцев назад +15

    "I know how you know. I know how you know."😂. In tears I was, this had me screaming! ❤❤❤❤

  • @GreenQueen69420
    @GreenQueen69420 3 года назад +381

    "I know how you know... I know how you know" has GOT to be the most intimidating thing I've heard

    • @GreenQueen69420
      @GreenQueen69420 3 года назад +18

      @@tynj4173 It's a joke, because the rut thing is about sex and there are so many ways (some of them NSFW) people find out about rut, and almost none of them people are willing to admit to

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 3 года назад +18

      @@tynj4173he's referring to A/B/O

    • @LSHEVV
      @LSHEVV 3 года назад +1

      @@bigawesomewatermelon9511 .....I'm terrified to ask but what is that?

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 3 года назад +3

      @@LSHEVV I'm not even sure how to explain it. I only know about it because I find it so often looking for kinks I do have.

    • @almamater489
      @almamater489 3 года назад +2

      @@LSHEVV you don't wanna know fam

  • @trenagore423
    @trenagore423 3 года назад +4071

    This man educateds us every day

    • @ghastlyfloaters
      @ghastlyfloaters 3 года назад +176

      hope your ela teacher does as well

    • @nofacegaming585
      @nofacegaming585 3 года назад +38

      In the non boring way

    • @harryharrington8686
      @harryharrington8686 3 года назад +56

      Dude would make an excellent teacher its just kind of sad that I doubt public schools would approve of how he delivers it lol, still though could have used a guy like this as an educator when I was a kid, I would have done a lot better I think haha.

    • @nofacegaming585
      @nofacegaming585 3 года назад +4

      @@harryharrington8686 lol

    • @megapancake1876
      @megapancake1876 3 года назад +5

      More then teachers

  • @mfreeman451
    @mfreeman451 2 года назад +601

    As someone who has been chased by a moose on the water, I can attest to the fact that they are indeed, quite terrifying and a genuine threat.

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 2 года назад +21

      Context?

    • @Kristian-ql8zw
      @Kristian-ql8zw 2 года назад +14

      I'mma need you to elaborate on that

    • @mfreeman451
      @mfreeman451 2 года назад +30

      @@Kristian-ql8zw I was in a canoe!

    • @issaciams
      @issaciams 2 года назад +15

      Wait but that moose was running ON THE WATER! How is that even possible?

    • @andro3041
      @andro3041 2 года назад +8

      @@issaciams shallow water obviously. come on man, moose ain't no jesus..

  • @anothershadowbanned
    @anothershadowbanned Год назад +3

    The best delivered narration ever, i could listen to this guy talk about anything!

  • @fraggle9337
    @fraggle9337 3 года назад +1818

    Advice from an Alaskan: If you're going to hit a moose TUCK DOWN YOUR WHOLE BODY TOWARDS THE FLOORBOARDS. DO IT. Whatever bones you break will be less than whatever the moose crushes.

    • @McKavian
      @McKavian 3 года назад +205

      While on the floorboards, kiss your ass goodbye. (Waves from Anchorage)

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 3 года назад +85

      Wouldn't you be just as dead anyway, given the likelihood of it falling right through your windshield?

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 года назад +11

      What if you're driving a truck, like a Peterbilt or Kenworth?

    • @14nads
      @14nads 3 года назад +23

      @@asherikamichaela8425 I think that was his point?

    • @fraggle9337
      @fraggle9337 3 года назад +82

      @@phantomaviator1318 you'd be surprised. At 7-10 feet they roll up and into the drive compartment, crushing the glass and anything behind it. Even you.

  • @zanestathakis30
    @zanestathakis30 3 года назад +296

    That line, “sometimes moose just cut out the middle man and go straight to the hospital themselves” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man

    • @trillnap7856
      @trillnap7856 3 года назад +9

      Dats moose said "I'm ready 4 an round 2 on dat ass" damn 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @urbanguy1191
      @urbanguy1191 3 года назад +1

      Loved that one 🇨🇦

  • @theprofessionalamateur3090
    @theprofessionalamateur3090 3 года назад +1921

    "I fear no man, but that thing..."
    *_-Insert Moose here_*
    "It scares me..."

    • @j.t8529
      @j.t8529 3 года назад +26

      I'm more scared of Florida Man

    • @eddyhoopin
      @eddyhoopin 3 года назад +29

      @@j.t8529 florida man arrested after being caught eating moose guts out of the moose

    • @eddyhoopin
      @eddyhoopin 3 года назад +22

      @@j.t8529 without a permit

    • @ToastCarnotaurus
      @ToastCarnotaurus 3 года назад +18

      @@eddyhoopin on a highway

    • @mrmoose7219
      @mrmoose7219 3 года назад +16

      Fear me

  • @locolobo8523
    @locolobo8523 Год назад +17

    when I was younger we had a couple whitetail bucks get stuck together. My father took out a 22 riffle and waited and took a single shot. What were two eight points both became seven points. One of the best shots I've ever seen in person.

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait so he separated them like that?? Or he killed the deer?

  • @TheChieftain1117
    @TheChieftain1117 3 года назад +604

    For your first full-length video that isn't a compilation, I'd say that was very well done and I look forward to more.

    • @EscalopeDuChef
      @EscalopeDuChef 3 года назад +8

      Isn't this just a compilation of every moose video he did ?

    • @throast7247
      @throast7247 3 года назад

      I agree

    • @reaganj5633
      @reaganj5633 3 года назад +1

      i absolutely agree

  • @jameshennock4942
    @jameshennock4942 3 года назад +167

    "And failing to meet a moose's expectations is exactly how heaven gains angles" is a great line. Might change it and use it for a DnD dragon or something

    • @pugsabi
      @pugsabi 3 года назад +5

      Angles instead of angels is definitely my favorite typo

    • @jameshennock4942
      @jameshennock4942 3 года назад +5

      @@pugsabi Ah man, the *one* time i didn't check my spelling

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 3 года назад +1

      Probably Bad RPG Idea: A dragon that is terrified of moose, especially baby moose

  • @KeyWiteWolf
    @KeyWiteWolf 3 года назад +969

    Had a friend in Canada years back who used to be a truck driver cross-country. He sent me a hell of a moose video once. (Sadly, this was in the late 90s, and it took forever to download on dial-up and was too big to actually keep back then.)
    But anyway, one of his fellow truck drivers he sometimes worked with had pulled off the road due to a bad snow-storm (and this being Canada, you know it has to be bad to make a trucker pull over). He had taken out a camcorder and was just filming the storm and people trying to drive in it. After a few minutes of this, you see a big-@ss bull moose casually walk out onto the road on the other side of the highway, and just stand there for a couple seconds. This was right past a somewhat blind turn on the road, and the guy recording the video sets the camcorder down (still pointed at the moose), and tries to send out a warning on the CB radio to any other truckers coming down that road. Unfortunately, another big truck comes around the turn as he's giving the warning. You can see the other truck try to slow down a little bit, but with it being so sudden coming around the curve like that, and the road being covered in heavy snow, this doesn't do much. The moose just stands there and stares at the oncoming truck and doesn't move in the slightest. (It's worth noting this moose is tall enough he's basically looking the truck driver in the eye, despite this being an 18-wheeler.) As one might expect, the front of the truck basically accordions itself when it hits the moose. Completely totals it. The moose, meanwhile, just gets knocked over. Because of the size of the truck, it hit the moose broad-side in the body, instead of taking out the legs. A few moments later, the moose gets up, and I swear it just looked annoyed. Then it just trots off across the highway in the original direction it was going and into the woods on the other side. Both from the video and the guy's account, the moose did not even appear to be injured.
    For anyone wondering, the driver of the truck that hit the moose actually did survive. According to the guy telling the story, the truck's engine was shoved inward but thankfully was mostly under where the guy was sitting. The dashboard crumpled and pinned his legs, but most of his injuries were related to the sudden deceleration. He was pretty bashed up, but apparently made a full recovery. He supposedly refused to drive truck again after that though, and found another job. Can't say I blame him.
    Anyway, just wanted to share this crazy moose encounter.
    I'd love to hear more from anyone else if anyone wants to share.

    • @whitemoonwolf13
      @whitemoonwolf13 3 года назад +76

      i lived up in algonquin, a provincial park in northern ontario canada, for about 4 and a half months during the summer. my roommate, on the day i arrived. has just been in an accident with a moose. her, her friend and her friends brother all survived, her and her friend with minor injuries but her friend's brother (who was sitting in the back seat) had three cracked vertebra in his neck. their car, which has originally been a sedan, got turned into a convertable, whole roof got taken off. honestly when i saw the photos i was amazed any of them had survived. her friend ended up taking the moose head (surprise the moose didn't survive) and getting it taxidermed and last i know of it, it was hanging over his fireplace.

    • @KeyWiteWolf
      @KeyWiteWolf 3 года назад +28

      @@whitemoonwolf13 Nice username. ~_^
      But yeah, I'm shocked the moose didn't survive too. But glad your roommate and everyone made it out okay. Small cars don't usually fair too well against moose.

    • @strange4107
      @strange4107 3 года назад +37

      @@KeyWiteWolf Odd thing moose are very weak in the neck for whatever reason. And there have multiple accounts of bears shooting bull moose head off the bodies like bowling balls.

    • @Thewalliest
      @Thewalliest 3 года назад +10

      Ok off topic but have you ever had bear meat? You would think it would be too tough but that stuff is amazing.

    • @KeyWiteWolf
      @KeyWiteWolf 3 года назад +18

      @@Thewalliest Yeah, had it once actually. Had it in a stew. The person making the stew (an old friend's aunt) let me try a piece of the meat by itself before adding it (they cooked it part-way before putting it in the stew). They said it was a pretty tough meat, and that's why is it "better suited" for a stew. I do agree, it is a tough meat compared to the meat of say most prey animals, but it wasn't too bad. I do think she was right though about it being better in a stew. It has a strong taste, and that works great in a hearty stew. And she cooked it for a long time, so it was really tender by the time it was ready to eat. I highly recommend that kind of stew to anyone who likes a strong, rich flavor.

  • @kirkwalters1228
    @kirkwalters1228 Год назад +4

    "Moossiah" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... You earned yourself a subscriber on that joke alone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lonewolf9985
    @lonewolf9985 Год назад +1217

    “The moosiah… if you will” I lost it there 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rich.chief0303
      @rich.chief0303 Год назад +18

      😂 I like this guy man that was funny

    • @MishaSims
      @MishaSims Год назад +11

      right 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK Год назад +3

      i literally spat my food hhhaahhahaahaha

    • @Paulito941
      @Paulito941 Год назад +4

      That subtle Florida diss was hilarious too and I'm in Fl

    • @greyhood2564
      @greyhood2564 Год назад

      Same

  • @Gtoonm
    @Gtoonm 3 года назад +417

    " Even a wolf pack would hesitate to test a healthy male Moose's ability to turn you into past tense " I have never heard anything like that before and I love it.

    • @seahawksFishing
      @seahawksFishing 3 года назад +13

      That was a elk in the video lol

    • @jseger3
      @jseger3 3 года назад +7

      @@seahawksFishing so I wasn't the only one that noticed that detail. Elk are also pretty badass though.

    • @seahawksFishing
      @seahawksFishing 3 года назад

      @@jseger3 they taste amazing

    • @jseger3
      @jseger3 3 года назад

      @@seahawksFishing I've only had it once and that was decades ago in Norway, but yeah it was good.

    • @scrape559
      @scrape559 3 года назад

      @@seahawksFishing "that guy" has entered the chat

  • @LambentLark
    @LambentLark 2 года назад +647

    Kid, I love ya. I was born here in Alaska and can attest to your info. The only thing you missed was that a cow with a calf, is way meaner than any bull ever thought of being. A momma moose will stomp you into jelly if she even thinks you have intentions toward her baby. One day I was gardening and only noticed the baby moose when it was a few feet behind me. I cleared a 6' fence and ran in my neighbors back door to remove myself from the area. I barely made it. The mom that was steaming my underpants the whole way. The fence didn't really slow either of us. My neighbor didn't even blink when I came crashing through his door. Just offered me a cup of coffee and commented on how fast I could move, when properly motivated. Wish we had it on video but there's no way in hell I'm going to do a "take 2" on that.

    • @TheRecluseJanitor
      @TheRecluseJanitor 2 года назад +96

      You created the perfect visual, gave me some chuckles lol

    • @stockholmsweden1142
      @stockholmsweden1142 Год назад +37

      Omg lmaoo 🤣😂🤣 I dig your style of narration. It sounds like it's straight out of a children's book in the 1900s.

    • @bravobby8773
      @bravobby8773 Год назад +18

      I was driving in northern nah this past summer and nearly hit a calf in the road. Momma was NOT far behind and I really thought she was gonna charge my car. I just put it in park and waited until the left… cool experience though, if a little frightening

    • @MrAdamArce
      @MrAdamArce Год назад +26

      Crazy how a person can go from "regular Joe" to "apex human" with motivation, lol. 6' fence suddenly turns into a simple jump, a football field cleared in 10 seconds, and the poo has been crushed into diamonds lol

    • @xolanikhumalo9267
      @xolanikhumalo9267 Год назад +7

      Glad you survived.....just love your storytelling

  • @asktheaunties5839
    @asktheaunties5839 16 дней назад +1

    You are the best! Knowledgeable, factual, witty and funny. ❤

  • @speaker7117
    @speaker7117 3 года назад +555

    "Moose are just over-grown all-terrain vehicles with antlers and audacity and probably the reason Canadians are so polite: their landlords are Moose and they pay taxes to geese, you'd be humble too"
    Why is that so damn hilarious

    • @williamthehuntsman
      @williamthehuntsman 3 года назад +15

      Because it's true. The moose in Maine may be smaller than their Alaskan cousins, but ive seen those walking tanks shrug off large caliber bullets! And large as in .45-70 govt. And whats worse... it only made him mad!!!

    • @MunMun-ut2lk
      @MunMun-ut2lk 3 года назад +4

      As a canadian this is way to true. due to the wild fires in Canada moose have been seen running across roads and sometimes trampling people. and IF A MOOSE CAN BE 7-9 FEET TALL YO ASS NOT GONNA BE COMING OUT OF THAT WITHOUT A HOLE THREW YOUR CHEST.

    • @tamari1127
      @tamari1127 3 года назад +1

      @@MunMun-ut2lk I did not know this and now I'm never leaving my house. Good bye society.

  • @kalawaki
    @kalawaki 2 года назад +2449

    Most people will hear “seven feet tall” and think “that’s only a few feet bigger than a deer!”
    What they should really think is “that’s only three feet shorter than an elephant.”

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 года назад +110

      There is also: "I am 5-6 feet...."

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf 2 года назад +2

      I only have seen female asian elephants up close, BULLMOOSE ARE THE SAME GODDAMN SIZE!

    • @Lenoh
      @Lenoh Год назад +10

      "Andre with antlers"

    • @steggy9651
      @steggy9651 Год назад

      A moose is basically just a couple sham’s wearing a deer costume.

    • @mikehunt4797
      @mikehunt4797 Год назад +8

      And 5 feet wide!

  • @BodhiSoftMobileApps
    @BodhiSoftMobileApps 3 года назад +607

    "The Moosiah. If you will." The algorithm never fails.

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 2 года назад +6

      Omnimoosiah, protect us!

    • @BodhiSoftMobileApps
      @BodhiSoftMobileApps 2 года назад +27

      @@DaxanDaxter The algorithm brings me things I will enjoy, and yes I understand what algorithms are and how to make them. Question is, what's wrong with you, bruh.

    • @chlorine5795
      @chlorine5795 2 года назад +4

      @@DaxanDaxter woah ! take a breather chief..

    • @eshields4220
      @eshields4220 2 года назад +2

      3:10

  • @elliee8683
    @elliee8683 Год назад +4

    This young man's descriptions are funny and educational at the same time.

  • @niewieder99
    @niewieder99 2 года назад +559

    This guy is so witty, fast talking and eloquent that sometimes when he makes another one of his brilliant jokes, it takes me a minute. Generally I respond with a delayed laugh after my brain can actually process it 😅

    • @kafir33312
      @kafir33312 2 года назад +1

      this is not live. its recorded and processed. dont be stupid son.

    • @toodleloos
      @toodleloos 2 года назад +14

      same, i end up rewinding the video a hundred times just to relisten to the jokes 😂

    • @niewieder99
      @niewieder99 2 года назад +20

      @@kafir33312 bless you and your irrelevant, non-contextual comment.

    • @hanniesung3595
      @hanniesung3595 2 года назад

      Me

    • @Uthandol
      @Uthandol 2 года назад +3

      @tequila2a I love his videos. Binge watching them now. BUT....................subscriber count in no way reflects either quality of content or if he is reading from a script. I dont care if he is reading from a script. Almost everyone does when making media.

  • @RambunctiousReptilian
    @RambunctiousReptilian 3 года назад +220

    Moose and Grizzly Bears feel like two rival gangs constantly battling to see who’s more hot shit.

    • @eddyhoopin
      @eddyhoopin 3 года назад +4

      hell yea grizzly

    • @touxinz
      @touxinz 3 года назад +64

      and then orcas find some goddamn way to murk them both

    • @mrmoose7219
      @mrmoose7219 3 года назад +5

      Its moose

    • @coachsteel
      @coachsteel 3 года назад +30

      @@touxinz orcas are the cops lmao

    • @soraarizuto242
      @soraarizuto242 3 года назад +17

      With Orcas being the real big bad that comes in the claps both of them

  • @lukeedwards6027
    @lukeedwards6027 3 года назад +981

    I’ve visited family in Alaska. They’re so much bigger in person. Seeing them was rare, but seeing them in person out in the open made me feel small, and I’m 6’2

    • @Tuggadsko
      @Tuggadsko 3 года назад +68

      I thought you meant your family, mate...

    • @redpikachu3754
      @redpikachu3754 3 года назад +38

      Damn dude, how big are your family members my g???

    • @ImPoStier
      @ImPoStier 3 года назад +15

      He’s talking about moose

    • @zarynt1089
      @zarynt1089 3 года назад +3

      @@Tuggadsko lol this is underrated reply

    • @raff6636
      @raff6636 3 года назад

      I love these kinds conversations

  • @youraymo8768
    @youraymo8768 Год назад +7

    Bro, don't change. The funniest videos ever! 😆 🤣 😂 Moosiah!

  • @shawna947
    @shawna947 3 года назад +384

    “Their landlord is a moose and they pay taxes to geese, you’d be humble too.” 😭😭😂👀

    • @kmh4674
      @kmh4674 3 года назад +9

      It's paying taxes to geese that gets me... We can't harm them and they're literally on our money.

    • @SicFromTheKush
      @SicFromTheKush 3 года назад

      @@kmh4674 you can harm them, if you have the right tools

    • @Damiardo
      @Damiardo 3 года назад +2

      Am Canadian, can confirm

  • @divadfutch3433
    @divadfutch3433 2 года назад +446

    “In a country with bears, cougars, and Florida…” as a Floridian I am proud to be classed with these creatures

    • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
      @ordo_draigo_assault_ham Год назад

      Hairy gay men and old perverted women?

    • @LilRondo101
      @LilRondo101 Год назад +9

      Well moose to us Floridians are like gators to a northerner. My cousins who live in the northeast thought I was insane for saying I'd rather be in the water with a shark than a gator.

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq Год назад +1

      ​@@LilRondo101some gators have been known to use tools
      theyre surprisingly smart for a living bear trap

    • @natecloe8535
      @natecloe8535 Год назад

      Cool.....go maul your lying, may as well be a Democrat at this point, governor. Tell him how ridiculous he is for thinking he can run against Trump and get anything at all except waxed.

  • @thetruepatriot7733
    @thetruepatriot7733 Год назад +809

    I'll never forget my vacation in Alaska... I was kayaking in a beautiful lake on a warm summer day. The lake was very still, no wind. All of a sudden I got this creepy uncomfortable feeling, then I saw these bubbles rising from the water. It looked like the water was boiling. Then all of a sudden a massive bull moose raises his head out of the water, he was staring right at me from about 4ft away. The water was about 11ft deep at that part of the lake and this moose was clearly standing on the bottom and his head was still about 4ft above the water.. he made this God awful growling sound and I slowly began to paddle away. It was completely unexpected, I would have never thought that a moose could be swimming below me!

    • @shawnsouth327
      @shawnsouth327 Год назад +192

      He was trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

    • @tinytine_
      @tinytine_ Год назад +91

      That would've traumatized me for LIFE

    • @khills
      @khills Год назад +72

      @@tinytine_I opened a door to a male moose face when I was about 5. So far, one of the scariest things I’ve ever experienced.

    • @tinytine_
      @tinytine_ Год назад +41

      @@khills knowing what we know now about moose, I'm glad you got out of that alright

    • @khills
      @khills Год назад +41

      @@tinytine_ My aunt slammed the door shut while sweeping me out of the way and rushing both of us into the bathtub where we hid til my uncle came home and verified the moose was gone. 😂

  • @nathanmarchant2175
    @nathanmarchant2175 Год назад +2

    Your commentary on the Moose is out of this world awesome! 😂
    Love Moose

  • @theofficialblithe8648
    @theofficialblithe8648 3 года назад +194

    “...and failing to meet a moose’s expectations is exactly how heaven gains angels.” I can’t!!!

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 Год назад +877

    Alaskan here. I have literally seen a bull moose fuck up my neighbors car. The car wasn't even doing anything, just parked along the side of the road. Moose decided he didn't like the look the car was giving him and promptly smashed the front window and caved the entire roof in. Because not only are moose huge, heavy, and angry, they are also really dumb. Most large predators in the north and wilds won't mess with you if you don't mess with them because you're not worth the effort. Moose just go for it completely unprovoked.

    • @rynzlrthesynth5758
      @rynzlrthesynth5758 Год назад +52

      That’s terrifying. Hope there wasn’t anyone in the car at the time. Here in NY, I’ve never seen a moose in the wild, and I’d like to keep it that way. Beautiful creatures, but no way in hell I’d go near one

    • @mnaylor81
      @mnaylor81 Год назад +22

      I was up in lake placid and had one that would not leave my car. At the time I was driving a red vehicle and it stood next to my car not leaving it foe almost two days.

    • @epicgamernik76
      @epicgamernik76 Год назад +9

      But don't polar bears actively hunt humans?

    • @0abyplutooo
      @0abyplutooo Год назад +72

      @@epicgamernik76 they actively hunt anything that's edible I'm pretty sure

    • @mark4m557
      @mark4m557 Год назад +20

      I thought we had it bad with alligators and venomous snakes. At least they won’t demolish your property.

  • @darkmaster7411
    @darkmaster7411 3 года назад +132

    "For those of you who know what rut is, i know how you know"
    *He knows TOO MUCH*

    • @user-xr4jy5vv4f
      @user-xr4jy5vv4f 3 года назад +33

      He really woke up and choose violence

    • @Cheezebalz
      @Cheezebalz 3 года назад +23

      He really just called us all out like that

    • @darkmaster7411
      @darkmaster7411 3 года назад +11

      @@Cheezebalz That he did, that he did.

    • @synonymbuns7082
      @synonymbuns7082 3 года назад +9

      Mans was staring into my SOUL 😂😂

    • @marwansobhy7050
      @marwansobhy7050 2 года назад

      @@synonymbuns7082 why did you know
      I know this is late but I've been desperate looking in the comments for an answer-

  • @sunUK20
    @sunUK20 Год назад +3

    Your humour can turn anything into enjoyable. All the best young friend👍

  • @grungyrogue
    @grungyrogue 3 года назад +1132

    Visited my mother a while back and she was talking about this "sweet moose" that visits every now and again. As I was walking up the hill to the house (at night) it stood it's ground between me and the front gate. It was snowy and I was on a hill so even though my car wasn't far away, it might as well have been a mile. We stood and just stared at each other for a bit before it turned and just disappeared into the woods. I didn't spook it, but I also didn't see it until I heard it moving through the snow, so it likely saw me first and I could only guess it was either curious or my mother was feeding it. Turns out my sister was. Now I only go up there if I have a flashlight, good snow shoes, and clarification that the walkway has been shoveled. You think they look big in this video? Nah man, get a look at one in real life. Just, if you have the choice, view it from a safe distance.

    • @gloryknight1
      @gloryknight1 3 года назад +16

      yes yes they are.

    • @blahorgaslisk7763
      @blahorgaslisk7763 3 года назад +87

      When I was a 12 year old kid I got lured into orienteering. My parents thought it might suit me as I thought running was a boring waste of time as was just about all team sports, or cycling or anything else that might stress the cardiovascular system the least bit. Well orienteering was a lot more interesting than just running like a braindead automaton so I gave it a go. One day I was running through the forest taking the fast track to the next station. I plow through some bushes only to end up face to face with a moose. I bet there were twin furrows where I dug my heals in trying to stop as fast as fscking possible. Have anyone mentioned how large they are? To a 12 year old? At less than 3 meters (call it 10 feet)? Well, they are, huge that is.
      I'm not sure how long we were staring at each other, probably not nearly as long as the twenty minutes it felt like. Then it just turned away and took a few steps and was gone. That part was equally strange. This was not the worlds densest forest so I should have been able to see it for quite some distance when I saw where it headed of. It might have to do with me turning back and diving through those bushes again, but seriously they do have an uncanny ability to blend in which is even more disturbing knowing just how big they are.
      No that didn't make me give up orienteering, I just grew bored after a year or so when reading the map got to easy. Suddenly it was just as boring as any other kind of running, just with more swamps, sprained ankles and ticks. Lots of ticks!
      Never saw another moose when orienteering though I did occasionally scare some smaller deer. Seen them cross the road quite a few times though.
      Here is a hint. If you have moose or other deer crossing a road towards a steep slope then be very careful as it's not uncommon for them to come barreling down the slope to cross the road again.

    • @someguywholikesmonsters1260
      @someguywholikesmonsters1260 3 года назад +16

      Last summer I was up at a lake for a vacation when a mama moose and her baby were on the driveway of the house we were staying at, and, yeah, these things are fucking massive.

    • @willwelden5701
      @willwelden5701 3 года назад +5

      I lived on an acreage in high school and we had a moose up there. I saw a yearling and it stood taller than me in a slough I could still see the knees. But they are definitely huge.

    • @smithsmith1956
      @smithsmith1956 3 года назад +4

      What is it with vvomen and feeding wild animals? First stray cats that decimate bird populations, now moose that can decimate people. Before my grandpa got cancer, he told both my grandma and great aunt that if he caught them feeding anything other than the livestock, he'd shoot it. Now, we have a feral cat colony about 30 strong on the land, wild hogs, and coyotes running around. I've gotten rid of most of the hogs and coyotes, but the cats are like fuqing hydras.

  • @isthisagoodyoutubehandle
    @isthisagoodyoutubehandle Год назад +360

    Fun Fact. There's also always a handful of reported cases of moose suffering from a CWD (chronic wasting disease) being a menace to humans. When moose get these kinds of diseases, their neurological decline can turn them into crazed killers that have been occasionally known to stalk humans for miles and over many days. They almost start showing predatory behavior (in zoologic terms) and that's likely where the mythology of wendigos and other frightening, skeletal quadrupeds hunting humans comes from in many pre-columbian american cultures.

    • @IbrisOfAmber
      @IbrisOfAmber Год назад +44

      Fck that sounds like some seriously scary shit after hearing enough tales of moose weirdly following individuals for no logical reason 😳

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra Год назад

      Yes and the disease infects everywhere they have been for decades. Think of it being a biological poison except in disease form that decided that it wanted as many dumbasses to suffer even after its original host dies. So it lingers to screw everyone over and now they have to deal with it. Isla Nublar from Jurassic Park I think had this issue from being fed sheep who were given either infected feed. Its rather a good read.

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 Год назад +38

      yeah can definately see how a half dead desieased moose following you in the night could lead to the wedigo myth, just picturing that in my head makes it look monstrous

    • @mattkrumm8141
      @mattkrumm8141 Год назад +3

      Bears are worse when their teeth rot out.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 11 месяцев назад +12

      The wendigo is a personification of the dangers of winter. A crazed moose would certainly add veracity to that.
      I read somewhere about a Native myth of a horned or antlered water monster. It had occurred to me at the time that a swimming deer, elk, or moose had inspired that form of the embodied dangers of lakes and rivers.

  • @Sacchari
    @Sacchari 3 года назад +508

    “For those of you who know what rut is, I know how you know”
    I have never been so called out in my life.

    • @graceolea2429
      @graceolea2429 3 года назад +38

      I literally chocked on my saliva 😭

    • @ChipJohnson
      @ChipJohnson 3 года назад +23

      Yeah, I know what rut is because I'm a hunter.

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 3 года назад +26

      Who is he supposed to be calling out? Furries?

    • @sheluvshouyo694
      @sheluvshouyo694 3 года назад +106

      @@Vario69 probably ppl who read omegaverse books/fanfiction

    • @th0tslay3r44
      @th0tslay3r44 3 года назад +47

      @@Vario69 Sweet summer child…

  • @ARIES5342
    @ARIES5342 9 месяцев назад +5

    Excellent report. You did leave out their un-holy alliance with flying squirrels.

  • @sirmorallyincorrect4638
    @sirmorallyincorrect4638 3 года назад +269

    AH yes, more videos on why moose are highly underestimated. Up until a few months ago, I didn't know how big moose really were, now I wish I didn't.

  • @generalthunder5796
    @generalthunder5796 3 года назад +477

    That's what people don't get about a large predator vs. a large prey animal. When a predator sizes you up it wants to know if you're worth the energy and possible damage for a meal, usually the answer is no. When it is a prey animal and it feels threatened it thinks it will die if it doesn't absolutely wollup you, so the answer is often to wollup you.

    • @breadtoast1036
      @breadtoast1036 2 года назад +49

      it's smart to fear herbivores more than predators if you get too close one, one will try to test you and the other will aim to kill or severely wound

    • @missourimongoose8858
      @missourimongoose8858 2 года назад +6

      My dad got attacked by a whitetail doe a few years ago while he was in his side by side, thankfully it was a close cab or he would of been cut to pieces

    • @TheWizel
      @TheWizel 2 года назад +4

      @@breadtoast1036 Fear Fight Predators (ie too big that Flight doesn't work), don't fear Flight predators because they will run away.

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 2 года назад

      @@TheWizel
      Fear the tiger, not the cougar.

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 2 года назад +3

      When a carnivore attacks, it's because they're hungry. All you have to do is convince them you're not worth the effort. When an herbivore attacks, it's because they truly want you dead.

  • @readmachine18
    @readmachine18 2 года назад +301

    Canadian here, my mother and I got in a car accident when I was about 10 when we hit a moose--I think we slowed down to about 80km when we hit it, and it tried to jump the car. It semi-succeeded, but we literally knocked the shit out of it (got ALL over our stuff) and while it ran off into the bush, it probably died of its injuries later.
    My mum was totally uninjured and the worst I got was a scratch on my chin from the broken windshield glass.
    However, I was HELLA lucky I was a 10 year old, cuz if I was adult-sized, the caved-in top part of the windshield frame would have decapitated me. I saw pix of the car afterwards, and that metal was sunk into the passenger-side headrest 🙃.
    Sooooo, yeah. Super lucky!

    • @nicoleviolette1252
      @nicoleviolette1252 2 года назад +12

      Oh god… I’m glad you’re alive to tell the story, man… Good for you. I hope you don’t have to deal with a moose again…

    • @readmachine18
      @readmachine18 2 года назад +7

      @@nicoleviolette1252 Thanks man! I still occasionally see them at the side of the road, but I've never hit one since so I call that a win 😎✌️

  • @kelsea6591
    @kelsea6591 Год назад +8

    One of my earliest memories probably around 3-4 years old is playing in our gravel driveway (kasilof AK) is playing with my fisher price wheel barrow and picking up pebbles and putting the in and heard crunching behind me, was a moose walking by, didn’t even get up just watched it walk by and go in it’s own way. Moose are often just living their life.
    On the other hand if they are mad they are nothing to be messed with. A pack of neighborhood dogs had attacked a female moose in the area, I was in the same driveway probably around 12 years old with our dog, made eye contact and immediately knew the vibe was not right, I ran the 100 something feet back to the house SO fast and that moose was on my tail the whole way, tried to follow me through the front door and everything. They are nothing to be messed with 👀

  • @joer9323
    @joer9323 2 года назад +144

    This man is one of the most intelligent, well-spoken, clever, and downright hilarious people I have ever had the pleasure of listening to. Absolute gold.

  • @marcelo.pastorelli
    @marcelo.pastorelli 3 года назад +325

    "Even a wolf pack will hesitate to test a healthy male moose's ability to turn you into past tense"
    Well now that is peak scripting

    • @marcelo.pastorelli
      @marcelo.pastorelli 2 года назад

      @Leeroy Jenkins your comment scares me
      but yes indeed. Song's fire

    • @franciscopetrucci
      @franciscopetrucci 2 года назад +8

      The quality of this guy's script is really impressive! So many memorable lines!

    • @angus1243
      @angus1243 2 года назад +1

      @@marcelo.pastorelli he showed a deer when he said that

    • @Jordieluna
      @Jordieluna 2 года назад +1

      @@angus1243 *elk

    • @dwaynowilli6822
      @dwaynowilli6822 2 года назад +1

      @@Jordieluna glad im not the only one that caught that

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 3 года назад +428

    “In a country with bears, cougars, and Florida”😆 ah yes, the three deadliest animals in America.

    • @Shee-n2c
      @Shee-n2c 3 года назад +5

      lol true

    • @connerwine8257
      @connerwine8257 3 года назад +17

      Actually Florida isn't all stereotypical also trust me all states and countries. Have these people Florida is a state that releases the bat shit crazy news to the public but don't worry all countries have that

    • @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
      @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 3 года назад +37

      Florida has panthers, dinosaurs (gators), native snakes, invasive giant ass pythons, other invasive creatures of hell, and Florida man.

    • @OverGrym
      @OverGrym 3 года назад +10

      @@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 and it's also directly next to the gulf of Mexico I think, but even if it isnt, it floods alot and hurricanes are abundant there

    • @AllucB
      @AllucB 3 года назад +8

      @@connerwine8257 nah Florida crazy bro

  • @thatguy-uv7cv
    @thatguy-uv7cv Год назад +10

    As an Alaskan resident I can confirm that the information in this video is very accurate and is like to add too. Don't even come close to annoying a moose (they will remember you) saw one have a 3 month grudge with my neighbor. As a side note, in North Pole Alaska we even had the joy of watching a moose fly once very cool he was very mad...duck and cover kids

  • @mwallace826
    @mwallace826 2 года назад +108

    "failing to meet a moose's expectations is exactly how heaven gains angels" HOW do you come up with such perfection man

  • @ClintJohnsonWriter
    @ClintJohnsonWriter 3 года назад +845

    As someone who had a “pet” bull moose and lived in moose country most off my life, I gotta say this is well researched except you didn’t emphasize the danger of the cow when she has a calf to protect… I might not be typing this if that tree had been ten feet further away.

    • @eekumbokum6770
      @eekumbokum6770 3 года назад +53

      I wanna hear the full story

    • @jlit5215
      @jlit5215 3 года назад +84

      He does mention how baby moose are the most dangerous thing to see in once of his other moose vids. Must’ve slipped his mind in this

    • @aboutthegiggins4236
      @aboutthegiggins4236 3 года назад +10

      Holy fuck

    • @PorktatoesSSRB
      @PorktatoesSSRB 3 года назад +56

      isn't that some basic wilderness knowledge that everyone should know? never approach a lone Baby in the wild because the mother is ALWAYS nearby

    • @effervescerror
      @effervescerror 3 года назад +34

      Fun fact: I've been terrified of moose since I was 13 when we read Hatchet in 7th grade. The ONLY thing that I remember from that book was the fact that the kid got mauled by a mother moose while he was trying to get water from a lake. She nearly killed him and it stuck with me.

  • @sunshineandrainbows99
    @sunshineandrainbows99 3 года назад +191

    "and for those of you who know what rut is, I know how you know"
    *sweats profusely*

    • @ChillKyl
      @ChillKyl 3 года назад +5

      How do you know? I don't get it.

    • @izzyash775
      @izzyash775 3 года назад +1

      @@ChillKyl I don’t get it either

    • @sunshineandrainbows99
      @sunshineandrainbows99 3 года назад +24

      @@ChillKyl yeah you dont wanna know

    • @kiley2513
      @kiley2513 3 года назад +1

      @@sunshineandrainbows99 I really want to know now

    • @sunshineandrainbows99
      @sunshineandrainbows99 3 года назад +3

      @@kiley2513 yeah im not sayin anything if you wanna know go ask someone else

  • @johnsummers2943
    @johnsummers2943 Месяц назад +4

    "The moosesiah if you will" is a great line

  • @gelbadayah.sneach579
    @gelbadayah.sneach579 3 года назад +304

    I used to know some guys who drove a lumber truck in Nova Scotia. This huge vehicle was essentially built to haul piles of felled cedar trees and it was a beast. One night they encountered a bull moose in rut who decided that it didn't want to share the road and charged them head on. They didn't have time to react as this tower of doom deer emerged from the darkness and smashed clean into their grill. The moose died, but took their front axle with it. Yeah, Bullwinkle cracked the front axle of a lumber truck!

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 года назад +32

      Holy hell the front axle!!??

    • @gelbadayah.sneach579
      @gelbadayah.sneach579 3 года назад +33

      @@kitsunelee007 He said it was a fine crack, but it was there.

    • @Durcy
      @Durcy 3 года назад +12

      I like how u said “the moose died” as if that would be surprising after he’ve just got his ass flattened on the road by some fat truck

    • @RallenCaptura
      @RallenCaptura 3 года назад +18

      @@Durcy it would honestly not have surprised me if that moose somehow survived that.

  • @8ENSON
    @8ENSON 3 года назад +1533

    didn't know how dangerous mooses were until i watched this guy

    • @Bunnisinz兔子
      @Bunnisinz兔子 3 года назад +7

      Benson

    • @ghastlyfloaters
      @ghastlyfloaters 3 года назад +1

      Benson why are you everwhere I just saw you at void now your here

    • @inanewarrior753
      @inanewarrior753 3 года назад +3

      D-dad?

    • @barraskewda333
      @barraskewda333 3 года назад +32

      as someone who lives in northern areas, my thought process on ducks, moose, and otters after watching this went from "haha funny animal wish i could pet one" to "abominations sent from the 7th ring of hell"

    • @AnonymousMoth
      @AnonymousMoth 3 года назад +9

      @@Ragtagmanager moosen*

  • @briancoleman772
    @briancoleman772 2 года назад +426

    My great-uncle was a train engineer, and used to tell my dad stories about moose during mating season. As it turns out, a bull moose is just slightly more intelligent than dirt, and they would apparently REGULARLY pick fights with trains. Which went about as well as you'd expect for the moose. Though I suppose it did at least manage to inconvenience people, what with probably having to clear a giant corpse either off the tracks or off the front of the train.

    • @topphatt160
      @topphatt160 2 года назад +40

      oh no its so much worse lol, they get reduced into a mushy paste on the front, bottom, the wheels, even a few cars down get some splatter, its horrifying

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 2 года назад +17

      Apparently another person said that their bones often can derail trains after getting ran over

    • @3X3LR8
      @3X3LR8 2 года назад +1

      Bruh 💀

    • @connorrothgeb
      @connorrothgeb Год назад +2

      “slightly more intelligent than dirt” made me laugh and cry for like 3 minutes straight

  • @ThatEmoKidd00
    @ThatEmoKidd00 8 месяцев назад +3

    Moosiah?!! You sir are the king 😂😂 great job.

  • @ttullis1
    @ttullis1 3 года назад +145

    Living in Alaska for over 55 years years, Moose are an everyday occurrence here. Having a moose in your driveway between your door and your car is an acceptable reason for being late to work. Nice and funny overview sir.

  • @FQT_Keller-Ash
    @FQT_Keller-Ash 3 года назад +134

    at this point its pretty much my catch phrase as a zoologist "don't feed the animals not cause they might die cause you will"

  • @emilc8429
    @emilc8429 Год назад +416

    Moose are scary, I’ve heard plenty of tales from my grandfather.
    My grandparents used to have this little holiday home in the woods where they would spend their summers. They had a handful of neighbors (and I use that term lightly as all their cottages were separated by quite a large amount of forest). One of these neighbors had managed to grow a couple of apple trees, despite the soil not being the best (quite acidic from the pine trees that surrounded the area). In the end he had more apples than he knew what to do with so he just left them to rot on the ground, which meant they fermented. A bull moose found its way there, feasted on fermented apples, got drunk and wrecked havoc, as in, it stumbled into the cottage, through a wall and just messed up the whole place before stumbling back out and falling asleep under the apple trees. So yeah, moose are scary, but drunk moose are probably worse...

    • @Phasmanian
      @Phasmanian Год назад +7

      Yo dude that's cool and all or I'm sorry that happened but I ain't reading that

    • @thegreatestnameever1415
      @thegreatestnameever1415 Год назад +34

      Bro that sounds insane. Imagine sleeping in the middle of the night, and then there's suddenly a hurricane on legs in your living room. If it's a small cottage, I'd be worried about a moose just tearing it down.

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 Год назад

      ​@@Phasmanian A moose got drunk and fucked shit up.

    • @user-oj4ix5xr1c
      @user-oj4ix5xr1c Год назад +3

      That’s not how it happens but ok then

    • @SuperGGLOL
      @SuperGGLOL Год назад +3

      Glad the moose had a great time.

  • @usspaul9422
    @usspaul9422 Год назад +1

    Your vids are FKNG AWESOME !!! Y? Because of your vocabulary & style. This moose episode had me rowling !😂😂😂

  • @Yunjii0714
    @Yunjii0714 3 года назад +232

    "I know how you know" is the only sentence that filled me with dread 😭

    • @JoseTorres-bp2ft
      @JoseTorres-bp2ft 3 года назад

      How??

    • @Tanufistrying
      @Tanufistrying 3 года назад +3

      Is that a Xiangling genderbend in your pfp?? :0

    • @Yunjii0714
      @Yunjii0714 3 года назад +2

      @@Tanufistrying yeth

    • @Yunjii0714
      @Yunjii0714 3 года назад +15

      @@JoseTorres-bp2ft BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN CALLED OUT KSHFBSH

    • @Tanufistrying
      @Tanufistrying 3 года назад +3

      @@Yunjii0714
      Nice to see more people like her :D
      Im AR 45 in the game and she never leaves my main team lol-

  • @tinkuloby
    @tinkuloby 3 года назад +121

    "and for those of you who know what rut is, I know how you know"
    I feel called out.

    • @mossyrocks1096
      @mossyrocks1096 3 года назад +12

      But how does he know how we know?

    • @merrychristler
      @merrychristler 3 года назад +2

      Can I know how he knows that you all know?

    • @papaflon5419
      @papaflon5419 3 года назад +1

      @@merrychristler 18 naked cowboys

    • @fantasmaghoulical
      @fantasmaghoulical 3 года назад +1

      @@papaflon5419 in the showers at ram ranch

    • @berrybearcub8237
      @berrybearcub8237 3 года назад +1

      I’m so confused.....I know from him and from my own research on animals.....

  • @sassysaguaro4906
    @sassysaguaro4906 3 года назад +300

    "in a country with bears, cougars, and Florida, the most dangerous animal is a ten foot vegan with horns"
    Dude I'm dying 😂

  • @LeaFsinger74
    @LeaFsinger74 Год назад +2

    You are SO funny and clever in your humor! !Thanks for the fun education!
    :)

  • @ThePandarian
    @ThePandarian 3 года назад +767

    I’d bet money that if Usain Bolt was running for his life from a moose he’d break his top speed.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 3 года назад +100

      I am sure he could with that motivation. The question is can break the moose's top speed.

    • @trent078
      @trent078 3 года назад +8

      You know he can't really run all that well anymore, right?

    • @ThePandarian
      @ThePandarian 3 года назад +68

      @@trent078 there’s a lot of people that can run all that well but I promise if you are running for your life you’re gonna do some shit you never thought you could do lol

    • @trent078
      @trent078 3 года назад +7

      @@ThePandarian yea ik, it's just the adrenaline. I'm just saying he couldn't run because of physical issues. But yea, you right.

    • @xBonk
      @xBonk 3 года назад +9

      to be fair he probably wouldnt be in a very good running environment to break any records if he was being chased by a moose

  • @Sumowning
    @Sumowning 3 года назад +140

    I somewhat liked the "Hood Nature" name more, but just like this overgrown deer tank. I won't question it.

    • @-m.d.n-9019
      @-m.d.n-9019 3 года назад +8

      Didn't realize he changed it until your comment.

    • @ladytech52
      @ladytech52 3 года назад +11

      I did too but it is what it is

    • @frankiemillcarek6976
      @frankiemillcarek6976 3 года назад

      He changed it the day after I subscribed so I was CONFUSED.

  • @melvinshine9841
    @melvinshine9841 3 года назад +440

    Considering how dangerous a moose can be, a Megaloceras or "Irish" elk, must've been something else. At up to 1500 pounds and 6'11 at the shoulder, Megaloceras wasn't that much bigger than the largest moose, but it did pack the largest antlers of any deer at up to *12 feet across* and *88* pounds. As for the biggest deer ever, that honor goes to the broad fronted "moose", Cervalces latifrons that weighed in at 2,200 pounds but could possibly get up to 2,600 and had antlers that were only 8 feet wide. Yeah.

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX 3 года назад +1

      Worthless that's what it was

    • @FlyingFocs
      @FlyingFocs 3 года назад +39

      Yeah, those battles must've been epic. Although those antlers are a lot less impressive when you learn they're a contributing factor for why Megaloceros died out.
      On top of not being well suited for dense forests for obvious reason, a rack that big requires nutrients that, in a progressively cooling earth, became harder for the Meg to find.

    • @rl9217
      @rl9217 3 года назад +26

      Humans: “I swear moose now are gigantic and terrifying-“
      The even larger homicidal steroid deer from the past with antlers as big as people: “You wanna see Moosaih?”

    • @genethemineman
      @genethemineman 3 года назад

      the megaloceros were just hunted down by early humans

    • @hailmammonmoments7568
      @hailmammonmoments7568 3 года назад +1

      Nerd points. 🤘🥰👏

  • @1mikewalsh
    @1mikewalsh Год назад +8

    The Moosiah😂 slayed me!