It's funny how He genuinely speaks of paranormal occurrences of an evil and malevolent presence/force in His home basement, as if it's something like a mad neighbour shouting loudly, like something that You should report to the council! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Like, for example, it's like imagining Satan appearing from the abyss of Hell, only just to buy something out of a local convenience store and making a packet of crisps the most Godly thing in the universe! 😂😂😂
I think the pyramid head was a nod to the character from the Silent Hill series of games. Both Ian Connell and Robert Florence are big gaming fans, they used to have their own gaming review show called ConsoleVania.
If an unspeakable eldritch horror makes home in your basement, register a complaint with your housing association. Burnistoun S02E06 - There's an unnamable, unimaginable thing in my basement and I want it punted. A few months ago, I complained about the noise next door. A maddening, chanting in an unspeakable eldritch tongue that would drive you insane just to hear it, but that's done with ever since the neighbors were taken to the moon by cats. But this thing in my basement is a sort of unnamable creeping monstrosity. It's kind of hard to tell the size of the thing in the basement with all the non-Euclidean geometry and all. I'd say it's probably... Cyclopean in scale. Immeasurably huge such that it would blacken your very eyes with madness. An unnameable eldritch horror beyond the mind's comprehension. This thing is ...inconceivable.
Bat Guano what if you get it tae give us a phone. There’s my number *takes card* *office phone ring* Hello North Burnistoun Housing Association Can I have your name please
Is there a transcript for this? My American ears have trouble with some of the British accent. I have to have closed captioning to understand the brilliance of Monty Pylon and Doctor 'Who.
So this is not where to go when people suffer from eldritch abominations and lovecraftian horrors Dammit I was hoping to get rid of mine. There’s this creepy ass clown that somehow knows my fears and worst nightmares, a monster that came from a strange place that looks upside down, a tall faceless man with tentacles, a pyramid shaped demonic trickster, a demonic sentient flower, unseen creatures that make people commit suicide wherever I go, a tall blackish purple humanoid made of squares and rectangles, and then there’s Cthulhu who keeps asking me stupid questions. Maybe I should move out of my neighborhood then.
It's kind of hard to tell the size of the thing with all the non-Euclidean geometry going on, down there.
Bat Guano there bad for that those houses
From this point on any time I read a Lovecraft story it will be in a bored Scottish accent.
I always read it like that! ;)
I already do. But in ma heid.
*mutters something incomprehensible about The Cats of Ulthuar.*
Oh my, this is brilliant.
Never heard of Burnistoun until today.
This is sheer quality humour.
Thanks for posting this.
This made me laugh way too hard... The 'Cats of Ulthar' reference sent me over the top.
Nah, they taken to moon by cats, a la Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath. The writers knew what they were doing here!
Thanks for that translation, I couldn't understand what he said for the life of me. Something about being taken off in carts...
This is the BEST - satire but not without some real respect for Lovecraft's work.
I'm pretty sure the "Taken to the moon by cats" is a nod to the Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath. Just a guess.
“I’d like it punted” 😂
"Shall I just put down wasps?" Classic.
Non Euclidean geometry 😂 These guys know their Lovecraft. Brilliantly done 😂
I can't believe I didn't know about this! I'd love to read mundane Scot cosmic horror
Try Grant Morrison's books from the 80's!
@@iamcommonasmuck I've read a couple, I really like them!
I bless the day I discovered Burnistoun on here so many classic sketches where are these 2 now?
Cyclopean Squirrel: sounds like a good name for a band!
One of the best versions of lovecraft I've seen
Underrated. Incredible sketch ! I have nothing but praise
Absolute fucking genius.
This sketch is just perfect , absolute genius !
It's funny how He genuinely speaks of paranormal occurrences of an evil and malevolent presence/force in His home basement, as if it's something like a mad neighbour shouting loudly, like something that You should report to the council! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Like, for example, it's like imagining Satan appearing from the abyss of Hell, only just to buy something out of a local convenience store and making a packet of crisps the most Godly thing in the universe! 😂😂😂
He was lucky with the whole cats thing.
Dodged a bullet there, eh?
I know something else that I would describe as cyclopian in scale, immeasurably huge such that it would blacken your very eyes with madness
Yer mum?
The size of your brain tumour?
all my neighbours got taken to the moon by cats. lol
The fact that he just sighs when the guy's eyes turn black XD
I think the pyramid head was a nod to the character from the Silent Hill series of games. Both Ian Connell and Robert Florence are big gaming fans, they used to have their own gaming review show called ConsoleVania.
it isn't.
The charracter in Silent Hill is a nod to Lovecraft.
Fist nah.
Consolevania is Rab and Ryan MacLeod's baby...Connell and Rab usually work more on I guess what you could call "Telly stuff"
It's not even imaginable, never mind nameable... :D
If an unspeakable eldritch horror makes home in your basement, register a complaint with your housing association.
Burnistoun S02E06 - There's an unnamable, unimaginable thing in my basement and I want it punted. A few months ago, I complained about the noise next door. A maddening, chanting in an unspeakable eldritch tongue that would drive you insane just to hear it, but that's done with ever since the neighbors were taken to the moon by cats. But this thing in my basement is a sort of unnamable creeping monstrosity. It's kind of hard to tell the size of the thing in the basement with all the non-Euclidean geometry and all. I'd say it's probably... Cyclopean in scale. Immeasurably huge such that it would blacken your very eyes with madness. An unnameable eldritch horror beyond the mind's comprehension. This thing is ...inconceivable.
Bat Guano mmm well perhaps if you can get it to come in we could maybe get it tae fill out a form for us
Bat Guano I’ll... ask it if you like but ad imagine it’ll send is screamin’ in tae the abyss or some patter like that
Bat Guano what if you get it tae give us a phone. There’s my number *takes card* *office phone ring*
Hello North Burnistoun Housing Association
Can I have your name please
Will I just put down 'wasps'?
Will I just put down wasps?.....
"A maddening chanting in an unspeakable Eldritch tongue that would drive ya insane just to hear it." HHAHAAHA!
This is some profound social commentary.
Anyone here ever read Shoggoth's Old Peculiar?
ABSOLUTELY GENIUS.
Pyramid head was hilarious.
I would imagine "wasps" is close enough
send me screamin intae the abyss or some patter like ah
Moon bay cats! I forgot about that!
Yeah I heard him.
This is brilliant. That is all.
Shall I just put down wasps.
I Love the accent!!
It might refer to Arthur Machen's "The Shining Pyramid".
If it's Lovecraftian then I'm not sure a standard tenancy agreement is appropriate.
He should be gradually buying the property.
On H.P.
Nyarlathotep but.
yes... we say that
Hilarious.....is it wasps?? 🤣🤣
Sounds like fishmen for neigbours.
Who's here after watching diggee and diggee dog flaps cat flaps and flat caps?
@NatchEvil It definitely is :)
I thought he said, "My neighbors got eaten by cats," a la The Cats of Ulthar.
Taken Tae the moon
LOL - thats excellent.
Geese?
hilarious!!
Is there a transcript for this? My American ears have trouble with some of the British accent. I have to have closed captioning to understand the brilliance of Monty Pylon and Doctor 'Who.
Will a just put down wasps?
That's because they're not English. I think they're Scots. Maybe Wales?
@@IHateRUclipsHandles615 Scotland
Just listen to it a few more times.
Pyramid Head
3:04 Pyramid Head
Could it be a squirrel?
Awesome!
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So this is not where to go when people suffer from eldritch abominations and lovecraftian horrors
Dammit I was hoping to get rid of mine. There’s this creepy ass clown that somehow knows my fears and worst nightmares, a monster that came from a strange place that looks upside down, a tall faceless man with tentacles, a pyramid shaped demonic trickster, a demonic sentient flower, unseen creatures that make people commit suicide wherever I go, a tall blackish purple humanoid made of squares and rectangles, and then there’s Cthulhu who keeps asking me stupid questions. Maybe I should move out of my neighborhood then.
It's probably a squirrel.
i cant understand half of what they are saying :P
Could you please add subtitles ? :)
Will a just put down wasps?
it is not that hard to understand