So I paused the video and took a shower, came back having forgotten what they were discussing at the time, and was immediately treated to a conversation about penises.
@@Hysteria98 Similar thing happened with Halo. That series was announced in 2013 and it took about a decade to actually release. Although unlike The Last of Us series which was alright, the Halo series was garbage. But it was successful garbage which is why we are receiving a season 2.
"Name one thing that couldn't be made interesting" . . . Coronation Street *The droning horns start to play as all the viewers with functioning brains consider drinking a quart of bleach*
If Coronation Street suddenly introduced mass celebrity orgies and live executions of child molesters between scenes it could potentially be made interesting. Potentially, I wouldn't put it past them to make it boring but there's hope.
I dunno man. If there was an episode of Corrie that included The Incredible Hulk, Harley Quinn, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and all the members of Little Mix I'd watch it (just to see how fucking weird and grotesque it would be).
Let's have a Coronation Street X Eastenders X Emerdale crossover. Oh boy, what will this boring, utterly generic group of English people in a even more mundane and replaceable English town, get up to now? No doubt something involving basically 30 episodes of filler bullshit and people arsing about going to the shop until a slight intrigue develops in the last 5 episodes until the grand conclusion just turns out to be on par with the kind of conflict that forms when a Tesco employee goes into Asda for his lunch.
I can imagine Yahtzee, during his little song moment, just hunched down slightly, repeating the word "pussy" over and over for a few seconds, then raising his head, eyes wide, to go "Farming, farming!", and then hunching back down a little narrowing his eyes a bit as he goes back to repeatedly saying "pussy" again.😂 And that image is just *perfect!* Like he's hunting, chanting, then raises his head as if to look for his "target" to bellow "farming, farming!" And the whole time, Gabriel's just staring at him, fighting back laughter, and looking like he's thinking "I don't know whether I should encourage this behavior or rent him a hooker once a week to hopefully prevent it from ever happening again when I'm over".🤣
Well yes, the single guy who made it was a huge fan but was fed up of the series languishing on all the features spread out across the decades, so he set out to make the perfect Harvest Moon game and lo, this one game he made has sold more than all of the 35 years of HM combined.
I imagine studios buy up a lot of these strange adaptation rights like Minecraft, not because they want to make the films, but because they don't want other studios to make the films instead.
Tends to be why companies sponsor stuff like the Olympics. Not simply because they can get their branding everywhere, but also so the competition can't. Exclusive rights.
I still put one of these videos on when I'm getting ready in the morning but it's finally been long enough now that seriously listening to one gets weird quickly. These videos were pre-Trump (mostly), pre-Covid, pre so much shit. Makes me miss who I was 10 years ago too. Ah well there we all go.
The games where you can play as a woman don't end when you're pregnant Yahtzee, you have to still take care of the farm while pregnant (because whoever you married can't be bothered to help), after a while the character has to give birth, where time skips forward a year, then it's identical to the male character after they've married and had a kid, you just continue until you presumably die of old age.
"We lost sight of the 'boring game' thing, so we picked this SUPER boring game!" *proceeds to constantly be distracted and intently interested and engrossed in said game* I feel like this was a bit of a failure in the attempt to make a return to form here.
Well, to be fair, they've never wholly ignored the game they were playing, even when playing that fantasy doom engine game where they went on a really long tangent about Dungeon Keeper, or the first one with quake 2, they still talked about the game quite a bit.
Yahtzee, it's very important for people to be able to see the creative and personal growth of those who actually grew into fairly good, fairly functional people(no offense, the fairly comes from a place of impossible standards) who create great things. You, and many others, have left a variety of sign posts along the road to decency and adulthood, and those curious and clever enough to learn from enough of them can more easily make their own way. The permanency of information is a force for good in more ways than are obvious.
Yup. Finding Yahtzee's old stuff (and rewatching these old videos) has really helped me as a neurotic and socially anxious creative myself. I'm getting my shit together because of him, and I don't think I would have been able to do that without seeing his whole vast history of work and seeing just how far he's come. At the same time, if anyone reads anything I wrote from more than two years ago, I feel like shriveling up into a little ball lmao. So I also understand where he's coming from.
I could totally see Gabe finding some white guy with dreads, getting this really excited look on his face, and then pulling out a bottle of chloroform, a rag and strawberry seeds from his pockets. An impish grin lighting up his face as he sneakily lumbers his way up behind the poor oblivious hipster.
Dunno if anyone's pointed this out yet, but Eve is actually the HARDEST woman in the game to impress and to be kept happy when you marry her. Talk about your first impressions regarding women there Yahtzee.
"I think we should have provisions for retirees to get into education" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"see when I first played this game as a kid, this is the first bitch I married, she's my favorite... I'm gonna stare at her through the fence..." "I LOVE YOU! AGGHH!" (Creepy Stare) Oh-Yahtzee and Gabe, great reactions.. and then it was followed by this awesome pickup line, "You know what we do to easy girls... We, smush my seeds into their faces..."
um.... 58:45... you would need more energy to regrow the tissue then what you got out of it... also, slicing your skin like that increases your risk of infection to the point where you're more likely to die of gangrene then survive.
Not only that, but food digestion is actually a pretty inefficient form of calorie consumption. The human body is very, very good at subsisting on very few calories. We're adapted to starvation. Your body can very slowly chip away at your fat reserves and your lean muscle much better than it can digest individual portions of food. So even if cutting off chunks of yourself wasn't debilitating, crippling and dangerous, it still would be a smarter idea to just sit around and waste away. Depending on how much fat you have, you could easily go a month without eating before death, although it obviously wouldn't be a fun month.
rlrsk8r1 Small survival fact, that only works for a short period of time. There's a condition nicknamed "rabbit starvation" which refers to a kind of starvation that occurs when you only eat rodents, which don't provide your body with enough nutrients to survive, no matter how many of them you eat. It's believed that "Into the Wild" dude who left civilization to survive in Alaska died that way.
Are you sure? I always thought the Sims were like the first big genre makers in Simulation games. Assuming you won't count the first few "games" ever made that were simulations of sorts. I remember early Sims having Simulations of almost everything like Ants even.
Oda Swifteye while it is true that the sims is the sims... sim ant was never one of 'the sims' series of games, it was actually supposed to be a learning game. (Edit: to clarify, it was made by maxis, and the same guy who made sim city, idunnowherei'mgoingwiththis) also sim city (the original) came out before harvest moon, but harvest moon came out before the first "the sims" series game.
He mentioned in an older LDO during a discussion of 'seeing sex' and how it's a turn off, that he once was with a girl that enjoyed watching herself in a mirror getting railed.
Red Knucks He did alright, I mean, the main big fail was 'your', and possibly the surplus use of ?. Still, grammar based self defeats are always funny.
I think irony would be going around telling people just how stupid the idea of a Transformers movie would be, and how it would suck, then falling in love with it after the first viewing. Maybe? :D
28:18 Oh we used to DREAM of living in a corridor! We lived in a rolled up newspaper on the side of the road, and when dad came home he killed us and danced around our corpses doing a ditty. We used to wake up four hours before going to work, pay the cyanide factory owner for the privilege and lick the newspaper we lived in clean with our tongues.
+Kanocraft we used to dream of living in a tin can. we lived in hole in middle o'road. Used to have te get up at half past 4 in morning and lick road clean wid tongue... if we were lucky!
Tongue! Luxury. When i were a lad me dad sold our tongues t'pay t'rent for t'rolled up newspaper in t'septic tank we lived in. And with t'money he had left over he bought matchsticks t'burn our hair off with!
While searching for something else that I wanted to comment about on another video, something came up that I thought I would mention, Shaq-Fu has been mentioned... how many times? When will it be played? Gabe has said it god knows how many times.
"Shit, I forgot to bring something to town that I can throw into a lady's face. Better go and grab something from the forest." - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I just want to murder the world" -Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw I can sympathize with that. I feel like it should be a law that if someone says or does something so stupid that you lose a bit more faith in humanity, then you should be allowed to drive a pen knife into their eye at full tilt.
Jesus, this game was the first thing I ever played while at home sick from school. This and Price is Right going on in the background is intrinsically ingrained in my skull.
9:25 I find there's not much reason to water your crops during the day. You can do stuff that needs doing during the day first. Then when it's night, you can water the crops without any concern for time (well, until you get married, that is), as time has stopped until you go to sleep (also, I use the first night to clear the whole farm of weeds, stones and stumps ...except the stones I can't manage yet)
Colin Baker himself wasn't bad, his writers were simply abysmal. I loved the 6th Doctor, personally. Not as much as the 1st, 8th, and 9th, but he's up there.
You really can tell that Arkham Origins was made by a different team to Asylum and City. It was really good instead of just "meh, I guess it passes the time."
1:43 Never put your _grass_ close to the box. You want your crops close to the box, so you spend less time going between the crops and the box. The grass can be put anywhere, so place it some way away from it. Away from where you'll plant your seeds, when you're at "maximum capacity", so to speak. 4:21 You should have bought more seeds. As many bags as you could afford. You'd get a bigger harvest that way. It's not like you need the money for anything else. The only limit to the amount you plant, should be the amount you can manage to water and, later, harvest.
I played and beat Arkham City on the hardest difficulty my first playthrough and I have to say that Ras Al Ghul was the best fight for me at the time. Freeze was fun to think through, but Ghul just had my on the tips of my toes the entire time! New game+ was no joke either, they take away all of the button prompts and little cues above enemies heads for when they were going to attack for a counter, it made it excrutiating at times, and if you didn't upgrade EVERYTHING you were fucked. I don't know how I did it without upgrading his armor at all.
I love Gabe, a cool, rational guy in a time where everyone thought it was cool to hate and put down everything..and listen to Tool cos their complicated metal...
Actually what happened to Christopher McCandless was that he had been storing the perfectly edible beans or somesuch that he had been collecting to eat in a plastic bag, and as the weather warmed (or just because reasons) an incredibly toxic mold started growing on them. Also it was a moose he killed, and he tried to smoke it, but because he was an idiot who refused to accept any assistance at all, even in the form of doing some basic research, he didn't know that you don't smoke moose you slice it into thin strips and dry it out in the sun (I think).
Actually, it's recently (as in as of this year) believed that he suffered from a neurotoxin produced by a sort of wild seed he had been eating that essentially made it impossible for him to hunt adequately. It was a seed that, at the time, was considered safe to eat and has, since then, been found to possess stuff unsafe for consumption when you're in a poor diet like he was. He actually did research and had a variety of guidebooks on hand.
Wouldn't putting a limit on irony be the ultimate irony? Wouldn't pointing it out as ultimately ironic be even more ironic? Ah, the irony, of irony itself, so ironic. :)
21:45 - I honestly think spider-man was given super strength so that they could have scenes of him falling 50 feet and then catching a ledge with his hands. Isn't as many scenes of him lifting things (incredible hulk does that).
34:00 "They might go the Captain N and the Gamemaster element... of someone getting sucked into Minecraft"
Preposterous!
For some reason, I think the term "Game Grumps" fits these two better than the actual "Game Grumps".
Barry Bonds it fit better when it was with jontron
Yahtzee's grump, Gabe's not so grump! And! They're! The Game Grumps!
RIP drown out best series on RUclips
RIP in piece
best part? no ads at all. thats fucking amazing to listen to a podcast like series and not have it be interrupted every 15 minutes by an ad.
SO sad
im still watching these
best podcast ever
@@Utubesuxmycock right this is still one of the funniest videos ive seen
Yep, still miss it.
I think Gabe is less concerned about the coke and more annoyed that Yahtzee didn't share.
So I paused the video and took a shower, came back having forgotten what they were discussing at the time, and was immediately treated to a conversation about penises.
So could have been literally any part of the video.
"Thanks for the grapes, here have a shot... If you get tired; relax." Those are some wedding vows if I've ever heard any.
I once bought a beer called Horse Piss Ale, because of irony, and then found out, ironically, that the name was not ironic.
That is the most sincere thing I've ever read.
Ironically.
Kind of trippy hearing a Last of Us film being discussed 9 years prior to the TV show being an absolute hit. I love this time capsule.
oh really? the show reaching for the absolute lowest common denominator was a hit? color me shocked that there are still stupid people in the world!
That's just how long it fucking took, for some reason.
@@Hysteria98 Similar thing happened with Halo. That series was announced in 2013 and it took about a decade to actually release. Although unlike The Last of Us series which was alright, the Halo series was garbage. But it was successful garbage which is why we are receiving a season 2.
Even more so hearing about the minecraft too
I love Drown Out.. It's like a podcast but with gameplay
***** because it's not on the radio, it's on the internet. Hence podcast
***** Yep pretty much. Nowadays podcast essentially means any dialogue based video/audio file distributed on the net.
best show ever
from 2020
"Name one thing that couldn't be made interesting"
. . .
Coronation Street
*The droning horns start to play as all the viewers with functioning brains consider drinking a quart of bleach*
If Coronation Street suddenly introduced mass celebrity orgies and live executions of child molesters between scenes it could potentially be made interesting.
Potentially, I wouldn't put it past them to make it boring but there's hope.
***** Fight Club style edits. 'A nice big cock.' :)
+marklenthecool Aiden Pierce.
I dunno man. If there was an episode of Corrie that included The Incredible Hulk, Harley Quinn, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and all the members of Little Mix I'd watch it (just to see how fucking weird and grotesque it would be).
Let's have a Coronation Street X Eastenders X Emerdale crossover.
Oh boy, what will this boring, utterly generic group of English people in a even more mundane and replaceable English town, get up to now? No doubt something involving basically 30 episodes of filler bullshit and people arsing about going to the shop until a slight intrigue develops in the last 5 episodes until the grand conclusion just turns out to be on par with the kind of conflict that forms when a Tesco employee goes into Asda for his lunch.
I can imagine Yahtzee, during his little song moment, just hunched down slightly, repeating the word "pussy" over and over for a few seconds, then raising his head, eyes wide, to go "Farming, farming!", and then hunching back down a little narrowing his eyes a bit as he goes back to repeatedly saying "pussy" again.😂 And that image is just *perfect!* Like he's hunting, chanting, then raises his head as if to look for his "target" to bellow "farming, farming!"
And the whole time, Gabriel's just staring at him, fighting back laughter, and looking like he's thinking "I don't know whether I should encourage this behavior or rent him a hooker once a week to hopefully prevent it from ever happening again when I'm over".🤣
I love these videos, you guys are both extremely pleasant and funny to listen to. Please do more.
Gabe: i aspire to poverty
Also Gabe: I live on $298 a week
Me who lives on $400 a month: must be nice...
When Yahtzee said Stardew Valley literally is Harvest Moon; yeah he wasn't kidding at all.
Well yes, the single guy who made it was a huge fan but was fed up of the series languishing on all the features spread out across the decades, so he set out to make the perfect Harvest Moon game and lo, this one game he made has sold more than all of the 35 years of HM combined.
I was genuinely just wondering what time these usually cropped up.
Always nice to be pleasantly surprised.
Well nothing in this video will come close to that joke, so I'm going outside.
I imagine studios buy up a lot of these strange adaptation rights like Minecraft, not because they want to make the films, but because they don't want other studios to make the films instead.
Tends to be why companies sponsor stuff like the Olympics. Not simply because they can get their branding everywhere, but also so the competition can't. Exclusive rights.
Also Gabe shouting CASTLEVAAAANIA made my night
I've lost count of how many times I've watched this episode and every time I crack up at "Hello! I am an ecosystem!"
"I love willies, I love willies"
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, game critic and journalist.
I still put one of these videos on when I'm getting ready in the morning but it's finally been long enough now that seriously listening to one gets weird quickly. These videos were pre-Trump (mostly), pre-Covid, pre so much shit. Makes me miss who I was 10 years ago too. Ah well there we all go.
The games where you can play as a woman don't end when you're pregnant Yahtzee, you have to still take care of the farm while pregnant (because whoever you married can't be bothered to help), after a while the character has to give birth, where time skips forward a year, then it's identical to the male character after they've married and had a kid, you just continue until you presumably die of old age.
***** I guess he might be, although he addressed all the games, not just the GB one, I remember playing the one on GBA and in that one it didn't.
Still coming back to watch this series
"We lost sight of the 'boring game' thing, so we picked this SUPER boring game!"
*proceeds to constantly be distracted and intently interested and engrossed in said game*
I feel like this was a bit of a failure in the attempt to make a return to form here.
Well, to be fair, they've never wholly ignored the game they were playing, even when playing that fantasy doom engine game where they went on a really long tangent about Dungeon Keeper, or the first one with quake 2, they still talked about the game quite a bit.
eyegrinder94 fantasy doom engine game? Hexen.
"there is no limit to irony" ... " if we made this game the irony would have gone too far" ironic
Yahtzee, it's very important for people to be able to see the creative and personal growth of those who actually grew into fairly good, fairly functional people(no offense, the fairly comes from a place of impossible standards) who create great things. You, and many others, have left a variety of sign posts along the road to decency and adulthood, and those curious and clever enough to learn from enough of them can more easily make their own way.
The permanency of information is a force for good in more ways than are obvious.
Yup. Finding Yahtzee's old stuff (and rewatching these old videos) has really helped me as a neurotic and socially anxious creative myself. I'm getting my shit together because of him, and I don't think I would have been able to do that without seeing his whole vast history of work and seeing just how far he's come.
At the same time, if anyone reads anything I wrote from more than two years ago, I feel like shriveling up into a little ball lmao. So I also understand where he's coming from.
2023 Still LOVE lostening to these!
Same
@@atom_zero5413 I love meeting other fans of the series, what's your fav one?
Mine is between the san andreas v final fight
@@WerewolfGuyyy mine are definitely Hugo 2, Manhunter, and Operation Stealth. Best working, and/or sleeping aids, by far. ❤️
@@atom_zero5413 I listen to them at work myself, helps keep my mind occupied lol
13:28 when you smoke too much and you're getting paranoid
yahtzee really needed to get laid around the time of making this episode.
God I remember playing this game sooo much, never could finish it, always get towards the marriage phase and just drop the game.
You were just not ready for that kind of commintment.
I think Gabe is really funny.
Why does it not surprise me that Yahtzee goes for the easiest girl in the game?
I could totally see Gabe finding some white guy with dreads, getting this really excited look on his face, and then pulling out a bottle of chloroform, a rag and strawberry seeds from his pockets. An impish grin lighting up his face as he sneakily lumbers his way up behind the poor oblivious hipster.
My reaction to seeing this: "Yahtzee plays Harvest Moon!? Oh my God, I'm going to die, must get out my games!"
Dunno if anyone's pointed this out yet, but Eve is actually the HARDEST woman in the game to impress and to be kept happy when you marry her. Talk about your first impressions regarding women there Yahtzee.
Is she? All it ever took was an egg a day.
I read that entire webcomic when I was sleep-deprived. It was truly bad, but I don't resent you for it, Yahtzee.
I think it's cute that Yahtzee feels bad leaving his dog in the rain and remembers to bring him inside :3
*sarcasm* - saying something you don't mean
*irony* - incongurence between what is expected and what actually happens
The music in this game really gets under my skin.
It really steams me up!
"I think we should have provisions for retirees to get into education"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"see when I first played this game as a kid, this is the first bitch I married, she's my favorite... I'm gonna stare at her through the fence..."
"I LOVE YOU! AGGHH!" (Creepy Stare)
Oh-Yahtzee and Gabe, great reactions.. and then it was followed by this awesome pickup line,
"You know what we do to easy girls... We, smush my seeds into their faces..."
Had Chris mccandles brought a fucking map he would have known that there was a hand cart like a mile up the river when he did try to leave.
it warms the cockles of my heart to see these drown oouts.
um.... 58:45... you would need more energy to regrow the tissue then what you got out of it... also, slicing your skin like that increases your risk of infection to the point where you're more likely to die of gangrene then survive.
Not only that, but food digestion is actually a pretty inefficient form of calorie consumption.
The human body is very, very good at subsisting on very few calories. We're adapted to starvation. Your body can very slowly chip away at your fat reserves and your lean muscle much better than it can digest individual portions of food.
So even if cutting off chunks of yourself wasn't debilitating, crippling and dangerous, it still would be a smarter idea to just sit around and waste away.
Depending on how much fat you have, you could easily go a month without eating before death, although it obviously wouldn't be a fun month.
*****
Even better idea: Find a mammal to eat. There's nothing that looks like a squirrel that isn't safe to eat.
rlrsk8r1 Small survival fact, that only works for a short period of time. There's a condition nicknamed "rabbit starvation" which refers to a kind of starvation that occurs when you only eat rodents, which don't provide your body with enough nutrients to survive, no matter how many of them you eat.
It's believed that "Into the Wild" dude who left civilization to survive in Alaska died that way.
Yahtzee playing a game from my favorite simulator series. I can die happy now.
Gabe, your attitude towards modern art is spot on. I could kiss you, if we both were gay and in the same room.
Harvest Moon, simulators before they were mainstream.
Are you sure? I always thought the Sims were like the first big genre makers in Simulation games. Assuming you won't count the first few "games" ever made that were simulations of sorts.
I remember early Sims having Simulations of almost everything like Ants even.
It is called the sims.
Oda Swifteye while it is true that the sims is the sims... sim ant was never one of 'the sims' series of games, it was actually supposed to be a learning game. (Edit: to clarify, it was made by maxis, and the same guy who made sim city, idunnowherei'mgoingwiththis)
also sim city (the original) came out before harvest moon, but harvest moon came out before the first "the sims" series game.
zantanzuken It was only an educational game? That explains why I only saw one in a classroom.
ok?
I just relistened to all these Drown Outs last night, what a pleasant surprise this fine morning!
Love the "Let's Drown Out" series Yahtzee
All those dirty jokes while playing a kids game...why can't I stop laughing? xD
I've never imagined Yahtzee as the sort of creature that engages in any sexual activity. That has now changed, after this video. Bleh.
Seriously? After all the masturbation jokes in his videos? :P
Have you seen his hat?
He mentioned in an older LDO during a discussion of 'seeing sex' and how it's a turn off, that he once was with a girl that enjoyed watching herself in a mirror getting railed.
Num Lock Honestly you seem more like the idiot here, type like a normal human being before you insult others intelligence.
Red Knucks
He did alright, I mean, the main big fail was 'your', and possibly the surplus use of ?. Still, grammar based self defeats are always funny.
I think irony would be going around telling people just how stupid the idea of a Transformers movie would be, and how it would suck, then falling in love with it after the first viewing. Maybe? :D
I think that's more just being wrong about something.
28:18 Oh we used to DREAM of living in a corridor! We lived in a rolled up newspaper on the side of the road, and when dad came home he killed us and danced around our corpses doing a ditty. We used to wake up four hours before going to work, pay the cyanide factory owner for the privilege and lick the newspaper we lived in clean with our tongues.
corridor?! LUXURY!
When I were a lad, we used to live in a tin can in't middle of th'road!
+Kanocraft we used to dream of living in a tin can. we lived in hole in middle o'road. Used to have te get up at half past 4 in morning and lick road clean wid tongue... if we were lucky!
+Jon Crook Aye, you were lucky!
Tongue! Luxury. When i were a lad me dad sold our tongues t'pay t'rent for t'rolled up newspaper in t'septic tank we lived in. And with t'money he had left over he bought matchsticks t'burn our hair off with!
While searching for something else that I wanted to comment about on another video, something came up that I thought I would mention, Shaq-Fu has been mentioned... how many times? When will it be played? Gabe has said it god knows how many times.
i remember playing this at a friends house right after zelda and asking when we get the sword
I have something that wouldn't fall in the "might be interesting" category. A film adaptation of the life and times of Yahtzee Croshaw.
"Shit, I forgot to bring something to town that I can throw into a lady's face. Better go and grab something from the forest."
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AWESOME! I just found these, and this looks to be just as entertaining!
A decade later and this series is still a go-to for me
Let's drown out... Farmville (also discussion about cowclicker and psychological traps made in games skinners box etc.)
Television ain't got nothing on the will-they-won't-they here on Let's Drown Out.
Seeing this put a smile on my face before going to bed early for work tomorrow morning haha
I guess Gabe isnt aware that there was already a Myst 3. Starring Michael Jordan.
"I just want to murder the world" -Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
I can sympathize with that. I feel like it should be a law that if someone says or does something so stupid that you lose a bit more faith in humanity, then you should be allowed to drive a pen knife into their eye at full tilt.
I need to stop rewatching these.
Mr Bowlerhat (edit phrasing) the beginning of this video always convinces me to watch the rest of it.
The whores and turnips line in that accent made my day.
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama duck!
Still here
Harvest Moon eh? That's a turnip for the books.
Jesus Christ both of you can go cow yourselves.
+TheD736 Lettuce pray that these puns will en eventually.
Thatguy7242
Not even fucking puns, just shoehorning farm words into sentences poorly. So poorly it somehow fails to be a pun.
TheD736 Well, if you dont like it, you can beet it!
It's not that I don't like it, it's just agrazing me.
In Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town, you have to work while pregnant. I think the game ends once you hit 50 years.
thanks for this, lets drown out is the highlight of my week.
Two of my favorite things. Harvest Moon and Yahtzee, together. My life is complete.
Jesus, this game was the first thing I ever played while at home sick from school. This and Price is Right going on in the background is intrinsically ingrained in my skull.
24:14 You don't tend to get crazy weather during spring. Summer can have some tornadoes though.
9:25 I find there's not much reason to water your crops during the day. You can do stuff that needs doing during the day first. Then when it's night, you can water the crops without any concern for time (well, until you get married, that is), as time has stopped until you go to sleep (also, I use the first night to clear the whole farm of weeds, stones and stumps ...except the stones I can't manage yet)
Colin Baker himself wasn't bad, his writers were simply abysmal. I loved the 6th Doctor, personally. Not as much as the 1st, 8th, and 9th, but he's up there.
You really can tell that Arkham Origins was made by a different team to Asylum and City. It was really good instead of just "meh, I guess it passes the time."
As someone from the North, one, Yahtzee's impression is impeccable and its true, everyone hates it up here. Even us.
love these, always insightful and humorous
I wonder if this is the most offensive Harvest Moon video of all time.
1:43 Never put your _grass_ close to the box. You want your crops close to the box, so you spend less time going between the crops and the box. The grass can be put anywhere, so place it some way away from it. Away from where you'll plant your seeds, when you're at "maximum capacity", so to speak.
4:21 You should have bought more seeds. As many bags as you could afford. You'd get a bigger harvest that way. It's not like you need the money for anything else. The only limit to the amount you plant, should be the amount you can manage to water and, later, harvest.
I feel like the latest Lasanga Cat videos might be the answer to the "Does irony have a limit?" debate.
I played and beat Arkham City on the hardest difficulty my first playthrough and I have to say that Ras Al Ghul was the best fight for me at the time. Freeze was fun to think through, but Ghul just had my on the tips of my toes the entire time!
New game+ was no joke either, they take away all of the button prompts and little cues above enemies heads for when they were going to attack for a counter, it made it excrutiating at times, and if you didn't upgrade EVERYTHING you were fucked. I don't know how I did it without upgrading his armor at all.
"I got a organ you can play :3 hue hue hue hue"
-Yahtzee19
I was late to the badger song too, I only became aware of it when the guitarist from Queen and Brian Blessed covered it to protest a badger cull.
I loved the Game Cube one, it was how I spent a solid summer of my childhood.
I love Gabe, a cool, rational guy in a time where everyone thought it was cool to hate and put down everything..and listen to Tool cos their complicated metal...
Somehow I forgot until he brought it up, this man who makes me laugh so often is the author of a book I'm writing a sociology paper on.
I always look forward for this
my personal favorite of this series is Friends of Mineral Town for the GBA.
leon2550 Stardew Valley is my favourite Harvest Moon.
Yay! Finally found Gabe's song again. 42:25
ueghhh rubbing yahtzees warm salty essence into your pores, I might've puked a little there...
I puked in my pants.
Natsume was only the localizer, not the developer of this series.
Actually what happened to Christopher McCandless was that he had been storing the perfectly edible beans or somesuch that he had been collecting to eat in a plastic bag, and as the weather warmed (or just because reasons) an incredibly toxic mold started growing on them. Also it was a moose he killed, and he tried to smoke it, but because he was an idiot who refused to accept any assistance at all, even in the form of doing some basic research, he didn't know that you don't smoke moose you slice it into thin strips and dry it out in the sun (I think).
Actually, it's recently (as in as of this year) believed that he suffered from a neurotoxin produced by a sort of wild seed he had been eating that essentially made it impossible for him to hunt adequately. It was a seed that, at the time, was considered safe to eat and has, since then, been found to possess stuff unsafe for consumption when you're in a poor diet like he was. He actually did research and had a variety of guidebooks on hand.
Gabe going on about living on $298 a week and being poor is hilarious when you're living on $200 a month
When I play Harvest Moon I like running a video running in the background. I think I've reached a weird new level by running this in the background.
I still have yet to play this, would do it for my own channel but there is no way me and my friend can play in the same location heh
Man I forgot about this. Feels great rediscovering it
I wish I forgot :(
WE LIKE THE MOOOOOON
Wouldn't putting a limit on irony be the ultimate irony?
Wouldn't pointing it out as ultimately ironic be even more ironic?
Ah, the irony, of irony itself, so ironic.
:)
21:45 - I honestly think spider-man was given super strength so that they could have scenes of him falling 50 feet and then catching a ledge with his hands. Isn't as many scenes of him lifting things (incredible hulk does that).