Jewish Joke - The Pope and The Rabbi

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @CCoburn3
    @CCoburn3 Год назад +11

    I heard this joke more than 40 years ago. I have thought about it several times since. Thanks for posting.

  • @johnpugh327
    @johnpugh327 Год назад +8

    As a lover of dry comedy, I think that Jewish humor is some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

    • @roseymalino9855
      @roseymalino9855 Год назад +2

      In what way is this Jewish humor? There's nothing actually Jewish contextually. Buddhist or Amish could just as easily be specified.

    • @Diongreco
      @Diongreco Год назад +2

      Something wrong with your sense of humor.

    • @roseymalino9855
      @roseymalino9855 Год назад

      @@Diongreco Not when there's actual humor. Read some of the other comments. They are more humorous than this 'joke'.

    • @anitapodsudek8041
      @anitapodsudek8041 Год назад

      @@Diongreco Not something. A lot

  • @Arizonawatercolors
    @Arizonawatercolors 2 месяца назад +5

    A priest, a minister and a rabbi were discussing who donations were to be spent before getting paid. The priest said I will take only 2% of the donations. The minister said I will only take 2% as well, whereby the rabbi said. “I just throw all the money up towards heaven and whatever God wants he can keep. I take the rest.”

  • @georget.7348
    @georget.7348 6 месяцев назад +11

    For two thousand years, a rabbi has been going to the Vatican and demanding to see the Pope. Pope after Pope turned the Rabbi, different one of course it's 2,000 years, down. Finally, after some cajoling on the part of the cardinals who were curious what the Jew would want, the Pope agreed to meet him. "What can I do for you, my son?" The Jew asks "Do you remember the Last Supper your Jesus had 2,000 years ago?" "Of course, responded the Pope". And the Jew: 'OK, HERE'S THE CHECK!!!"

  • @HelenSheriff
    @HelenSheriff 6 месяцев назад +8

    Clever. Enjoyed it. I'm catholic so could really appreciate it

    • @robreuler144
      @robreuler144 5 месяцев назад

      I'm jewish and this joke is about as funny as a burning, itching, bleeding hemorrhoid.

  • @robinsonfrancis1498
    @robinsonfrancis1498 6 месяцев назад +8

    "The rabbi couldn't speak in Latin and the Pope couldn't speak in Yiddish". But they can both speak Italian.

  • @Clipgatherer
    @Clipgatherer Год назад +4

    “The debate of the wise man and a fool”. Has been told about non-Jews and non-Catholics as well.

  • @zevfarkas5120
    @zevfarkas5120 6 месяцев назад +5

    A classic. As old as Moses' toes, and twice as corny. ;)

  • @goodbarbenie5477
    @goodbarbenie5477 Год назад +5

    Ahem... Just to add...The Rabbi and The Roman Catholic Cardinal boarded a plane...they both sat in the same row but on the opposite end of the middle row. Hah. They were in the air for awhile... Suddenly they heard the pilot over the bleeper "Mayday... Mayday" we have both engines on fire. Mayday...Mayday. The pilot then ordered the passengers to buckle up, as the pilot was looking for a soft landing. As the plane came down it hit a tree and lost a wing. Then the wheels fell off, and then other wing. It hit the ground with a loud thud and windows fell out. And finally it came to a halt. The Roman Catholic Cardinal bent down to see what the Rabbi was doing...And to his astonishment he saw the Rabbi making the sign of the cross...Perfectly. Hah
    Finally the plane came to rest. Everyone was asked to make their way to the exits. The Cardinal just couldn't retain his curiosity... And shuffled up to the Rabbi and He said, pardon me Rabbi, why were U back there making the sign of the cross.... Hah. The Rabbi said, when ever he leaves home he makes the sign of cross, by saying...from his head (spectacles) , to below his belt (testicles) , to his left (wallet) , and to his right (watch) ...He never goes anywhere without first checking his spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch as to make sure everything is in order... Whooohaaa.. Hahaa...

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 Год назад +1

      Heh. I do something similar, though I have six items for my checklist. I tap my right pocket for my keys, my left pocket for my wallet, et cetera, until I've tapped all six points...
      Jesus! I'm Jewish!

  • @tambrosia9316
    @tambrosia9316 3 месяца назад +4

    When St Pope John XXIII was just installed as Pope, he directed his aides to set up a luncheon (Kosher) and invite the head rabbi of Roma.
    When the day arrived the Rabbi arrived and was escorted by the monsignor and bishop to the Papal Palace in the Vatican.
    In the room it is floor to ceiling with mirrors and art work.
    As the door closed the Rabbi could not figure out where the door was and was getting nervous.
    Suddenly Pope John come through a door and sees the Rabbi and to set the rabbi at ease
    Pope John raises his finger to his lips and says....dont worry I am lost too....
    After their greetings the monsignor called them for lunch and as they were ready to go thru the door to the dining room, the rabbi insisted the Pope go 1st and the Pope said
    No No Old Testament 1st
    Pope John XXIII now Saint (overdue) was still one of the best popes ever to serve the church and his humility and love for all people of all faith was only matched by PopeJohn Paul 1st, Albino Luciani.
    To the great men and women of faith Thank You and Rest In Peace.
    We must all return to the simple days of our youth to enjoy HIS rewards.
    Pax+

  • @allanrichardson1468
    @allanrichardson1468 3 года назад +16

    Actually, the Mediterranean (Sephardim) Jewish community would speak Ladino, a dialect of the Spanish language of the time, not Yiddish. But the joke is funny anyway!

  • @DrStephenStrange
    @DrStephenStrange 2 месяца назад +1

    A great lesson in having differing viewpoints because of lack of information.
    ...And very funny too!

  • @RobertLund-d7d
    @RobertLund-d7d Год назад +12

    I grew up with Jews in Cheetham Hill, Manchester . Always loved their self deprecating sense of humour
    .( never once heard a muslim tell a joke).

    • @monkeybaath2325
      @monkeybaath2325 Год назад +6

      IF or when the latter tells you a joke... you’ll only hear one sound... BOOM !!!

    • @jeffreyjeziorski1480
      @jeffreyjeziorski1480 Год назад +2

      ​@@monkeybaath2325that would be the punchline

  • @maxmustermann9587
    @maxmustermann9587 Год назад +4

    ❤ Yiddish humor - I love it ❤

    • @phildane7411
      @phildane7411 Год назад +2

      So do I, but this is a pretty poor example.

  • @HugoHackenbush-jq7hl
    @HugoHackenbush-jq7hl 6 месяцев назад +2

    Two Caricatures go into a bar.

  • @stehbar
    @stehbar Год назад +8

    cute, but I do not think any jew on the Italian soil ever spoke any Yiddish

  • @belleepoque2544
    @belleepoque2544 Год назад

    Haha! I love this. Great voiceover, btw

  • @dancingdan1994
    @dancingdan1994 Год назад +9

    Really good joke. Another one I know is a new and a priste are talking, and the priest ask why don't you eat pork and the jew says against my religion, he asks why don't you date women and the priest said it is against my religion. So the rabbi said you should try it, it's a lot better than pork

  • @carenlettofsky3045
    @carenlettofsky3045 Год назад +3

    That's my favorite joke. Loved the attempt at the accents.

  • @williamjamison5010
    @williamjamison5010 3 месяца назад +1

    Oldie but goodie.

  • @davidbaise5137
    @davidbaise5137 3 месяца назад

    Man, that was a long long way to go

  • @michaelglass9604
    @michaelglass9604 6 месяцев назад +7

    😂funny thing is it was a small group of Jews that spearheaded Christian movement (Not Catholicism) so in that sense Christianity could be seen as a Jewish religion. All involved in the movement in the beginning few years were Jewish including Jesus. The joke on us is separating the two religions.

    • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
      @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 6 месяцев назад

      Christianity = Judaism 2.0.

    • @elaine1034
      @elaine1034 2 месяца назад

      @michaelglass9604 Sorry, your comment is wrong! Jesus chose His apostles from among Nazareans *not* from Judaic Jerusalem where the synagogue of Satan was. HE came to *save* the Jews and HE also accused the Rabbis and Pharisees of being children of their father the devil N.B. "Catholicism" comes from the Greek word Katolica meaning "universal". To spread the word of God throught the world and HIS apostles and early Christians did just that. Protestantism came into being 1,500+ years later.

    • @elaine1034
      @elaine1034 2 месяца назад

      @@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen Definitely not!

    • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
      @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 2 месяца назад +1

      @@elaine1034 Why not? Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism. Jesus and all his disciples were Jews. Followers of Jesus, even after his death, considered themselves to be Jews. They didn't even have the concept of Christianity as a separate religion for some time.

    • @elaine1034
      @elaine1034 2 месяца назад

      @@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen Didn't you read my answer to michaelglass above you. Jesus NOT a Jew. Even the Jews denied Jesus was one of them. Smarten up!

  • @teecee1567
    @teecee1567 3 месяца назад +3

    Well there's 2 minutes 59 seconds of my life I'm not gonna get back!

  • @janedoe5229
    @janedoe5229 7 месяцев назад +2

    I liked it! :)

  • @johnburnett3942
    @johnburnett3942 6 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant.

  • @sharkkusul
    @sharkkusul 2 месяца назад +2

    I give it a 10. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lusitaniafilms
    @lusitaniafilms 2 месяца назад +2

    As a Catholic I am insulted. NAY Offended by this Joke. Nah I am joking. This Joke was BLEEPING Funny. LOVE IT. Hey I am another Subscriber to your channel.

  • @MaryWindham-l4b
    @MaryWindham-l4b 3 месяца назад

    And the punchline is "it's the check for the last supper." Sent the postcard.

  • @Dr.Schnabel
    @Dr.Schnabel Год назад +4

    Pope with Ruzzian accent?

  • @iwitness8622
    @iwitness8622 2 месяца назад

    Hilarious! 😂 Not surprising the majority don't understand it. ❤

  • @lynnmeyers10
    @lynnmeyers10 Год назад +3

    Oi vay!🤔

  • @mikemondano3624
    @mikemondano3624 6 месяцев назад +6

    Why would an Italian rabbi speak Yiddish?

  • @donquixote3928
    @donquixote3928 3 года назад +1

    JUDAS : HOLD MY BEER.

  • @jimgulick9773
    @jimgulick9773 Год назад +6

    I heard a somewhat funnier version of this story a few decades back.

  • @kristine6996
    @kristine6996 6 месяцев назад +2

    Super 😂🤩.

  • @pillaladr
    @pillaladr 6 месяцев назад +2

    That is funny,

  • @robertmiller1299
    @robertmiller1299 Год назад +3

    Don’t get if

    • @roseymalino9855
      @roseymalino9855 Год назад

      Probably needs some context which was omitted.

  • @davidhull1481
    @davidhull1481 Год назад +25

    Good, but maybe leave the accents to someone else.

    • @Z_MIB
      @Z_MIB Год назад +2

      I like the accents, they add some flair to the joke. You need pieces of flair

    • @davidhull1481
      @davidhull1481 Год назад +1

      @@Z_MIB I would like them as well, if they weren’t so stereotypical.

    • @cjadventures8840
      @cjadventures8840 11 месяцев назад

      @@davidhull1481cry about it

    • @EllaLioness-to6ve
      @EllaLioness-to6ve 6 месяцев назад +1

      I thought the accents were spot on. Good job

    • @JayJay-lc5qq
      @JayJay-lc5qq 4 месяца назад

      That's an Arabic accent.

  • @shadowphoenix8962
    @shadowphoenix8962 6 месяцев назад +5

    Actually,that's a retelling of an old Buddhist story,not bad but not as good as the original.

    • @jeromesalem4369
      @jeromesalem4369 5 месяцев назад +1

      which is?

    • @denniskumabe734
      @denniskumabe734 4 месяца назад

      ❤I learned that the prodigal son was story told by Gautama that Jesus told, makes sense because India was green lush and plantation owners had vast lands w many servants.

  • @henrikrolfsen1889
    @henrikrolfsen1889 6 месяцев назад +6

    Jews worshipped their ancient Tribal War deity; "Yahuvah". ("Netanyahu" = "Gift of God"). When the Christians came along, and invented their Man-God "Jesu", they considered it blasphemous, and a direct violation of the First Commandment.

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 5 месяцев назад +1

      Right you are, and then along came the Muslims and invented their own interpretation of this god, based on both the two former ones, but identical to neither, to replace the local supreme god, Allah, a pagan moon god.

    • @SeFa590
      @SeFa590 5 месяцев назад

      Moon god? Evidence is that of the crescent symbol on the sassanid coins?😂

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hey Pope, I think your Holy Inquisition missed one. Henrik here seems to be a heretic..

  • @MLampner
    @MLampner 6 месяцев назад +2

    So just a point Jews in Italy would have not spoken Yiddish as there secular language. Most likely a Rabbi and Pope would have conversed in Italian. The Italian Jews claimthey came with Pompey when Judea was concurred so they were there before the Eastern European communities were formed. I've heard it told far better with out the stereotypical Jewish Accent.

    • @henrikrolfsen1889
      @henrikrolfsen1889 6 месяцев назад +1

      If the Rabbi spoke Italian, he probably did it with a Jiddish accent.

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 Год назад +1

    It was all going so well…until the punch line didn’t pack the punch (lunch) I was hoping for…Oy vay…

    • @johnbowen2956
      @johnbowen2956 Год назад

      Well, it made me laugh out loud. Chacun a son gout!

    • @josephinebennington7247
      @josephinebennington7247 Год назад

      @@johnbowen2956 I don’t suffer from gout.

    • @johnbowen2956
      @johnbowen2956 Год назад

      @@josephinebennington7247 I'm sorry that I can't place the diacritical marks over the appropriate words. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive that inadequacy.
      I'm happy that you don't suffer from gout. It's a painful ailment.

    • @josephinebennington7247
      @josephinebennington7247 Год назад

      @@johnbowen2956 Chacon a son gout. Gout (French for taste) or gout (English for gouty inflammation). Je joue avec the meaning.

    • @johnbowen2956
      @johnbowen2956 Год назад

      @@josephinebennington7247 Tres Bien. J'aussi joue avec toi.

  • @ragnapodewski4694
    @ragnapodewski4694 Год назад +2

    I know the debate between a bishop and the silliest man of the Jewish community. It begins with 3 fingers, responded by one finger. The bishop stretches his flat hand. The Jew makes a fist. The bishop pours out a gilded silver cup with peas . The Jew kneels down and collects the peas and takes the cup under his jacket. The bishop says, he is defeated." First I showed thecHoly Trinity, he showed There is One. I said" You are weak. He said "together we will be strong." Then I showed "You are dispersed over the Earth," He showed "God will us collect and take under His mantle. The Jew sais:" He would give three, I would give only one. He would smack my cheek .I said " I'll box your teeth" Then he has thrown the peas onto the floor. I collected them and took the fine cup, here is it."

  • @chandradekeyser
    @chandradekeyser 6 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂

  • @barrythomson899
    @barrythomson899 6 месяцев назад +3

    Very good.

  • @uzoegbeogu9617
    @uzoegbeogu9617 6 месяцев назад +6

    I really don't get it that some people don't get the joke, let alone find it funny.....it's both funny and clever!😂
    Open mindedness is key

  • @penelope8557
    @penelope8557 8 месяцев назад +1

    I don't get it.

  • @paulsmodels
    @paulsmodels 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wasn't close to being funny, and the narrators voice was terrible.

  • @Jake-dq5pm
    @Jake-dq5pm 4 года назад +1

    What is this kind of joke called? And do they have other ones like this?

    • @heyyoucrazyjew
      @heyyoucrazyjew  4 года назад +7

      Thanks for commenting! Well, I think it's just called a Jewish Joke. I have uploaded a few more, but this channel hasn't exactly been as popular as I'd hoped, which is why I haven't uploaded as many as I'd intended to originally. I have actually recorded quite a lot, I just haven't got round to editing them and making the videos to upload :-/

    • @richardshain7128
      @richardshain7128 10 месяцев назад

      Bad

  • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
    @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 6 месяцев назад +3

    Why didn't the pope and the rabbi just have their debate in English?

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 5 месяцев назад

      It sounds like the joke takes place in a time far back in history, when English was only spoken in the British Isles, and rarely did outsiders know it, unless they lived really close to the British Isles like France for example.

    • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
      @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 5 месяцев назад

      @@rockysandman5489 My comment was actually meant as a joke--because we hear both speaking English in the video.
      But I guess the joke was kind of lame.

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 5 месяцев назад

      @@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen it was unclear that you meant it as a joke.

    • @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
      @YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@rockysandman5489 Yeah, I can see that.
      I accept full responsibility. (But none of the blame. 😆)

    • @JohnDoe-fu6zt
      @JohnDoe-fu6zt 4 месяца назад

      @@rockysandman5489 I think you're overthinking this.

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 Год назад

    oh for God's sake

  • @victormeza7859
    @victormeza7859 Месяц назад +2

    WELL, SOME CAN TELL A JOKE;
    OYHERS NOT‼️ I READ IT 30 YEARS
    AGO. BOOK VERSION, BETTER ‼️

  • @siriosstar4789
    @siriosstar4789 Год назад +2

    💤💤💤

  • @gunner678
    @gunner678 Год назад +5

    Why is the pope Russian?

    • @Sam-I-Am
      @Sam-I-Am Год назад +1

      Maybe because the shops were closain?

    • @gunner678
      @gunner678 Год назад +1

      @@Sam-I-Am 😂

    • @tonytangianu3482
      @tonytangianu3482 Год назад

      You're confusing the Russian accent with the polish accent.😂

  • @stephenhoward358
    @stephenhoward358 2 года назад +1

    The pope is actor

  • @olgacodazzi5787
    @olgacodazzi5787 2 месяца назад +1

    Actually the original joke was a contest between a jesuite and a benedectine with the latter losing and was far more vulgar.

  • @Byron-g5l
    @Byron-g5l 6 месяцев назад +6

    What a STUPID joke...

  • @robreuler144
    @robreuler144 5 месяцев назад +2

    Tell me when it's funny.

  • @anthonycontarino4713
    @anthonycontarino4713 6 месяцев назад +4

    God saves us from ourselfs

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 6 месяцев назад

      Looks like ourselfs missed that boat.

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 5 месяцев назад

      @@mikemondano3624 im betting god is ashamed these days

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 5 месяцев назад

      @@BruceAlarie Uh, oh. The last time he was ashamed, because he didn't have a dog to kick, his mistake made him kill everything on Earth, except for a handful of the very humans that got him mad in the first place.

  • @jillatherton4660
    @jillatherton4660 Год назад

    😄

  • @scotslassie6991
    @scotslassie6991 4 месяца назад

    All Russians then 😂😂😂😂

  • @pauldurand4780
    @pauldurand4780 Год назад +3

    My favorite jewish joke
    Hymie sells a truckfull of sardines to Herschel.
    Herschel goes and checks out the shipment. He sees an open box with a few tins missing. He figures someone else had bought and tried some. So he trys a tin and finds the sardines rotten and calls up Hymie:
    Hymie! What is this? I just ate from a tin of those sardines and they're rotten!
    Hymie replys: Hersch, theyre not for eating- they're for selling!
    rimshot...lol...thank you thank you...take my wife..what?! What!?

  • @LarryFogarty
    @LarryFogarty Год назад +1

    i dont think this happened...but i could be wrong

  • @katherinehaughey452
    @katherinehaughey452 Год назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @ddus4155
    @ddus4155 5 месяцев назад +3

    I doubt a rabbi in Italy would speak Yiddish lol or that Yiddish even existed

    • @suebursztynski2530
      @suebursztynski2530 5 месяцев назад +1

      It existed, but not in Italy. Yiddish is a sort of medieval German. It doesn’t matter. It’s just a joke.

    • @ddus4155
      @ddus4155 5 месяцев назад

      @@suebursztynski2530 I know what Yiddish is 😂 and I know it's a joke but I was being sarcastic.

  • @MrTonyHeath
    @MrTonyHeath Год назад

    Why would the Rabbi be speaking Yiddish? Why not Hebrew?

    • @anitapodsudek8041
      @anitapodsudek8041 Год назад

      and why would the Pope speak Latin, reserved only for service, and not Italian, like all until Voytila

    • @redmatters9318
      @redmatters9318 6 месяцев назад

      YIDDISH is what we used before hebrew at that time. G'day and shalom. Australia 🇦🇺

  • @alihussein7806
    @alihussein7806 3 месяца назад

    Insipid

  • @khaledfarid4712
    @khaledfarid4712 3 месяца назад

    not getting it

  • @elaine1034
    @elaine1034 2 месяца назад +1

    Was that's supposed to be funny?

  • @funnythat9956
    @funnythat9956 Год назад +12

    I think this is more profound than the person who invented the joke may have realised. Christianity is far more abstract, intellectual, and otherworldly (and possible unjustifyably so) than original Judaism which is more grounded in the here and now. E.g. there is little information in the Old Testament about the afterlife, whereas the New Testament is full of it (admittedly in the spirit of Second Temple Judaism). All promised blessings in original/pre-exile Judaism are in the here and now, not in the future.

    • @Shlevel
      @Shlevel Год назад

      I thought we were here for the joke…lol

  • @dkisselev1
    @dkisselev1 6 месяцев назад +6

    Not funny at all. Who thought that this would be a funny joke, I wonder?

  • @aldonapolitano5979
    @aldonapolitano5979 6 месяцев назад +2

    IMHO, not funny.

  • @saxon6
    @saxon6 3 месяца назад

    Soooo the pope is Dracula?

  • @catmom1322
    @catmom1322 Год назад +8

    Those fake accents are not at all cool.

    • @voxer99
      @voxer99 Год назад +1

      yes, quite painful.

    • @jerryturner2310
      @jerryturner2310 11 месяцев назад

      Lighten up. It's just a joke.

  • @eliseereclus3475
    @eliseereclus3475 5 месяцев назад

    And Yiddish in Italy ????

    • @JohnDoe-fu6zt
      @JohnDoe-fu6zt 4 месяца назад

      And a Pope who only speaks Latin?

  • @themeat5053
    @themeat5053 Год назад +4

    Your Italian "accent" is offensive. The joke works without it. Dopey, somehow it is always fashionable to keep the Italian man down. And Mediterranean Jews don't speak Yiddish, nor have a Yiddish accent.

    • @CCoburn3
      @CCoburn3 Год назад +3

      Get a life, buddy. Only jerks go out of their way to be offended. It's just a JOKE! Who gives a damn if he uses an accent or makes a slight historical mistake? Grow up.

    • @LarsCarlsen-or6ky
      @LarsCarlsen-or6ky Год назад

      Nonsense meat !!!

    • @howlinhobbit
      @howlinhobbit Год назад

      so. you personally know *every* Jew in the Mediterranean area and are positive none of them speak Yiddish? what a putz.

    • @CCoburn3
      @CCoburn3 Год назад +1

      @@howlinhobbit He appears to be one of the perpetually offended. If they can't be offended, they have no reason to exist. So they don't mind "bending" the truth if it will help them find offense.

    • @howlinhobbit
      @howlinhobbit Год назад

      @@CCoburn3
      I probably knew that already, but I’m in *such* a mood today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @jesusruiz3832
    @jesusruiz3832 2 месяца назад

    A joke!?

    • @matthewc4590
      @matthewc4590 2 месяца назад

      The punchline might take some time.

  • @BruceAlarie
    @BruceAlarie 5 месяцев назад

    meh lol

  • @robertkemper5193
    @robertkemper5193 6 месяцев назад +4

    Not the least bit funny, creepy, don’t even know the logic of this joke, horrid

    • @redmatters9318
      @redmatters9318 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's too profound for you because .... you wanted a hotdog with mustard and a bird in the bush..catch ? No ? It's because you're not a gourmet on health food . Try again. Humour and laconic from Oz .. 🇦🇺 🪃 Australia

    • @robertkemper5193
      @robertkemper5193 6 месяцев назад

      @@redmatters9318 Huh! I’m totally lost?

  • @shancharan7834
    @shancharan7834 5 месяцев назад +2

    I left RUclips after watching these dumbest joke...I won't get back those 3 min in my life

  • @lovemydog210
    @lovemydog210 10 месяцев назад +4

    Is it supposed to be funny?..

  • @chriskennedy7534
    @chriskennedy7534 6 месяцев назад +7

    That anyone believes in a god is the real joke

    • @henrikrolfsen1889
      @henrikrolfsen1889 6 месяцев назад +3

      Absolutely right! Thanks for having the civil courage to say it! I hope youtube does not cancel you, as they have done me several times.

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@henrikrolfsen1889 No one gets cancelled on RUclips over religion. Politics, yes. Woke gender trans and everything around that area, no. Considering there are plenty of atheist channels with massive followings, pumping out content consistently, I don't see why you'd think you'd get cancelled for expressing an atheist opinion.

    • @neilreid9005
      @neilreid9005 5 месяцев назад

      To not believe in God is far harder than believing in God. You have some serious explaining ahead of you.

    • @rockysandman5489
      @rockysandman5489 5 месяцев назад +1

      @neilreid9005 I won't pretend to know whether it's harder or not, it just depends on each person's individual specific psychological capabilities.

    • @chriskennedy7534
      @chriskennedy7534 5 месяцев назад +3

      @neilreid9005 All the gods humans invented are geographical. It depends where you were born, which particular deity you're indoctrinated to blindly worship

  • @JEELEN2
    @JEELEN2 2 месяца назад +1

    Jews in Italy also didn't speak Yiddish.

  • @eliseereclus3475
    @eliseereclus3475 5 месяцев назад +3

    not funny

  • @FaithAndObedience
    @FaithAndObedience Год назад +1

    This actually a true story

    • @thepianocornertpc
      @thepianocornertpc 11 месяцев назад +2

      No it isn't.

    • @richardshain7128
      @richardshain7128 10 месяцев назад +1

      This is an appropriation of a famous Zen Story. Very weird and not very funny.

    • @thepianocornertpc
      @thepianocornertpc 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@richardshain7128 You're a bitter man.

  • @warrenwills3251
    @warrenwills3251 3 месяца назад +1

    Not funny when it comes from a computer.

  • @geoffmcrorie90
    @geoffmcrorie90 3 месяца назад

    It's not even remotely funny.

    • @elaine1034
      @elaine1034 2 месяца назад

      Neither was the show Curb Your Enthusiam with Larry David. Even Seinfeld had canned laughter.

  • @pauldurand4780
    @pauldurand4780 Год назад +1

    Classic non-sequitor...lol..

  • @HoldenNY22
    @HoldenNY22 3 месяца назад

    It is defintely an old Joke. Maybe they need to update it with Muslims.

  • @keekwai2
    @keekwai2 Год назад +3

    This channel will never succeed

    • @anitapodsudek8041
      @anitapodsudek8041 Год назад +1

      Not with this kind of material--no ready for prime time