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Hey You Crazy Jew!
Добавлен 22 апр 2014
Oy Vey! Jewish Humour!!
I will add more jokes from time to time, so subscribe for notification of updates...
Enjoy!!!
I will add more jokes from time to time, so subscribe for notification of updates...
Enjoy!!!
The Children's Hospital
Oy vey, it's a Chrisnukka miracle - my first new joke in more than 3 years - did ya miss me? While not strictly a Jewish joke, I think you'll agree it could be!
Credit for the joke goes to the book "Chucpedie, The Jewish Jokes Book (Czech/English bilingual edition)" by Julius Muller - kindly lent to me by my friend Zuzana - thank you :-)
Warning: you will be hearing more jokes from this book, on this channel!
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Credit for the joke goes to the book "Chucpedie, The Jewish Jokes Book (Czech/English bilingual edition)" by Julius Muller - kindly lent to me by my friend Zuzana - thank you :-)
Warning: you will be hearing more jokes from this book, on this channel!
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Jewish Joke - The Pope and The Rabbi
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In special honour of my second subscriber, here is is yet another joke - dat's 2 in a veek, oy vey! See you back here in 2 1/2 years for a couple more ;-)
The Crazy Jew explains... how to tell de time.
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OK, so first I would like to thank all of my one subscriber! And secondly to apologise for not having uploaded any Jewish jokes for 2 1/2 years. But now, to make everything good again (just like chicken soup!) here is my third joke - and as you'll hear, it's the one that gave this channel it's name :-)
BAD JOKE BAD JOKE TOTAL WASTE OF TIME BAD JOKE BAD JOKE TOTAL WASTE OF TIME BAD JOKE BAD JOKE TOTAL WASTE OF TIME
Oh, wake up and get a life, you sad sod.
WELL, SOME CAN TELL A JOKE; OYHERS NOT‼️ I READ IT 30 YEARS AGO. BOOK VERSION, BETTER ‼️
As a Catholic I am insulted. NAY Offended by this Joke. Nah I am joking. This Joke was BLEEPING Funny. LOVE IT. Hey I am another Subscriber to your channel.
Cute. But leave it to the superstitoius Pope not to know Jesus was as Jewish as they come. That's whats FUNNY!
I give it a 10. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A priest, a minister and a rabbi were discussing who donations were to be spent before getting paid. The priest said I will take only 2% of the donations. The minister said I will only take 2% as well, whereby the rabbi said. “I just throw all the money up towards heaven and whatever God wants he can keep. I take the rest.”
Was that's supposed to be funny?
Jews in Italy also didn't speak Yiddish.
A great lesson in having differing viewpoints because of lack of information. ...And very funny too!
Actually the original joke was a contest between a jesuite and a benedectine with the latter losing and was far more vulgar.
Hilarious! 😂 Not surprising the majority don't understand it. ❤
Rabbi's don't accept a pope
A joke!?
The punchline might take some time.
When St Pope John XXIII was just installed as Pope, he directed his aides to set up a luncheon (Kosher) and invite the head rabbi of Roma. When the day arrived the Rabbi arrived and was escorted by the monsignor and bishop to the Papal Palace in the Vatican. In the room it is floor to ceiling with mirrors and art work. As the door closed the Rabbi could not figure out where the door was and was getting nervous. Suddenly Pope John come through a door and sees the Rabbi and to set the rabbi at ease Pope John raises his finger to his lips and says....dont worry I am lost too.... After their greetings the monsignor called them for lunch and as they were ready to go thru the door to the dining room, the rabbi insisted the Pope go 1st and the Pope said No No Old Testament 1st Pope John XXIII now Saint (overdue) was still one of the best popes ever to serve the church and his humility and love for all people of all faith was only matched by PopeJohn Paul 1st, Albino Luciani. To the great men and women of faith Thank You and Rest In Peace. We must all return to the simple days of our youth to enjoy HIS rewards. Pax+
And the punchline is "it's the check for the last supper." Sent the postcard.
Well there's 2 minutes 59 seconds of my life I'm not gonna get back!
Soooo the pope is Dracula?
It is defintely an old Joke. Maybe they need to update it with Muslims.
Oldie but goodie.
Jewish joke? Oxymoron isn't it?
Insipid
not getting it
It's not even remotely funny.
Neither was the show Curb Your Enthusiam with Larry David. Even Seinfeld had canned laughter.
Man, that was a long long way to go
Not funny when it comes from a computer.
All Russians then 😂😂😂😂
The jews and the christians both are chosen and are two sides of the same coin. Whoever made this video is from satan only he specifically dislikes both jews and christians equally and would cause division among them
My goodness...it is just a joke.
@richardfoltz1663 yes thats your problem of such people like you. You guys problem is that you only think of it as a joke, you dont know the impact it can create, maybe you are also from the dark forces
@@userdevice0789 This doesn't cause division. More likely the opposite. All of us, Jews and Christians can enjoy the joke, all of us except you apparently. You are way out there. TL,DR : Lighten up, Framcis.
@@userdevice0789you're the problem you mong
@userdevice0789 They definitely are not! Are you an atheist?
I left RUclips after watching these dumbest joke...I won't get back those 3 min in my life
And Yiddish in Italy ????
And a Pope who only speaks Latin?
not funny
meh lol
Tell me when it's funny.
I doubt a rabbi in Italy would speak Yiddish lol or that Yiddish even existed
It existed, but not in Italy. Yiddish is a sort of medieval German. It doesn’t matter. It’s just a joke.
@@suebursztynski2530 I know what Yiddish is 😂 and I know it's a joke but I was being sarcastic.
Jews worshipped their ancient Tribal War deity; "Yahuvah". ("Netanyahu" = "Gift of God"). When the Christians came along, and invented their Man-God "Jesu", they considered it blasphemous, and a direct violation of the First Commandment.
Right you are, and then along came the Muslims and invented their own interpretation of this god, based on both the two former ones, but identical to neither, to replace the local supreme god, Allah, a pagan moon god.
Moon god? Evidence is that of the crescent symbol on the sassanid coins?😂
Hey Pope, I think your Holy Inquisition missed one. Henrik here seems to be a heretic..
For two thousand years, a rabbi has been going to the Vatican and demanding to see the Pope. Pope after Pope turned the Rabbi, different one of course it's 2,000 years, down. Finally, after some cajoling on the part of the cardinals who were curious what the Jew would want, the Pope agreed to meet him. "What can I do for you, my son?" The Jew asks "Do you remember the Last Supper your Jesus had 2,000 years ago?" "Of course, responded the Pope". And the Jew: 'OK, HERE'S THE CHECK!!!"
That anyone believes in a god is the real joke
Absolutely right! Thanks for having the civil courage to say it! I hope youtube does not cancel you, as they have done me several times.
@@henrikrolfsen1889 No one gets cancelled on RUclips over religion. Politics, yes. Woke gender trans and everything around that area, no. Considering there are plenty of atheist channels with massive followings, pumping out content consistently, I don't see why you'd think you'd get cancelled for expressing an atheist opinion.
To not believe in God is far harder than believing in God. You have some serious explaining ahead of you.
@neilreid9005 I won't pretend to know whether it's harder or not, it just depends on each person's individual specific psychological capabilities.
@neilreid9005 All the gods humans invented are geographical. It depends where you were born, which particular deity you're indoctrinated to blindly worship
Why would an Italian rabbi speak Yiddish?
Why didn't the pope and the rabbi just have their debate in English?
It sounds like the joke takes place in a time far back in history, when English was only spoken in the British Isles, and rarely did outsiders know it, unless they lived really close to the British Isles like France for example.
@@rockysandman5489 My comment was actually meant as a joke--because we hear both speaking English in the video. But I guess the joke was kind of lame.
@@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen it was unclear that you meant it as a joke.
@@rockysandman5489 Yeah, I can see that. I accept full responsibility. (But none of the blame. 😆)
@@rockysandman5489 I think you're overthinking this.
Super 😂🤩.
Actually,that's a retelling of an old Buddhist story,not bad but not as good as the original.
which is?
❤I learned that the prodigal son was story told by Gautama that Jesus told, makes sense because India was green lush and plantation owners had vast lands w many servants.
God saves us from ourselfs
Looks like ourselfs missed that boat.
@@mikemondano3624 im betting god is ashamed these days
@@BruceAlarie Uh, oh. The last time he was ashamed, because he didn't have a dog to kick, his mistake made him kill everything on Earth, except for a handful of the very humans that got him mad in the first place.
Judaism in a man is like Rabbis in a dog.
Hate in a woman is like diarrhea in a cat.
"The rabbi couldn't speak in Latin and the Pope couldn't speak in Yiddish". But they can both speak Italian.
And, listening to the story, they could also apparently both speak English!
@@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen And with horrible accent.
😂funny thing is it was a small group of Jews that spearheaded Christian movement (Not Catholicism) so in that sense Christianity could be seen as a Jewish religion. All involved in the movement in the beginning few years were Jewish including Jesus. The joke on us is separating the two religions.
Christianity = Judaism 2.0.
@michaelglass9604 Sorry, your comment is wrong! Jesus chose His apostles from among Nazareans *not* from Judaic Jerusalem where the synagogue of Satan was. HE came to *save* the Jews and HE also accused the Rabbis and Pharisees of being children of their father the devil N.B. "Catholicism" comes from the Greek word Katolica meaning "universal". To spread the word of God throught the world and HIS apostles and early Christians did just that. Protestantism came into being 1,500+ years later.
@@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen Definitely not!
@@elaine1034 Why not? Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism. Jesus and all his disciples were Jews. Followers of Jesus, even after his death, considered themselves to be Jews. They didn't even have the concept of Christianity as a separate religion for some time.
@@RUclipsallowedmynametobestolen Didn't you read my answer to michaelglass above you. Jesus NOT a Jew. Even the Jews denied Jesus was one of them. Smarten up!
A classic. As old as Moses' toes, and twice as corny. ;)
good 1,zev!
I really don't get it that some people don't get the joke, let alone find it funny.....it's both funny and clever!😂 Open mindedness is key
So just a point Jews in Italy would have not spoken Yiddish as there secular language. Most likely a Rabbi and Pope would have conversed in Italian. The Italian Jews claimthey came with Pompey when Judea was concurred so they were there before the Eastern European communities were formed. I've heard it told far better with out the stereotypical Jewish Accent.
If the Rabbi spoke Italian, he probably did it with a Jiddish accent.
Not funny at all. Who thought that this would be a funny joke, I wonder?
That is funny,
Clever. Enjoyed it. I'm catholic so could really appreciate it
I'm jewish and this joke is about as funny as a burning, itching, bleeding hemorrhoid.