> Knows that the boss has a quick grab attack. > Keeps spamming the spin attack which locks him into a long-ass animation. “Nothing I could do, dood!” 🐷
"I DAHDGED!" "COULDN'T BLAHCK!" "TRIED TO PAHRRY!" "DRAHPPED MY INPUTS, DUDE!" There. I just summed up Philberto's cahmmentary in every damn game he plays.
If this game was working right, I would just win everything. My god he complains and crys so much. Imagine being stuck in heavy traffic with Phil. My god.
No dood. It should be illegal to change your mind about tipping a man child online who doesn’t even thank you for it and only complains that it isn’t enough. It messes with his livelihood (hogan pulls) and days off with his family (unhappy wife and flea bag cat)
Nah man chargebacks should be used when you've actually been scammed, if you give your money to a streamer that's entirely on you. If you don't want to tip him then don't fucking do it, as much as I hate Phil, anyone who spends their time tipping him and then lying to get their two dollars back is just as pathetic
This MFer has been playing games most of his life. Probably 30 years at least. He's been streaming and making money off games for 15 years and he's still somehow this fucking bad. It's unreal. Frankly amazing he still makes a decent living with his subpar skills and horrible personality.
you realize he's been playing video games for more than 15 years right? I know it's hard for your little mind to comprehend but gaming existed before youtube.
This boss took me 5 tries and I have less healing items than Dave and he has some attacks I haven't even unlocked. Watching Dave play video games is a massive boost to my gaming ego.
For real 😂😂😂 I've always thought I was terrible at souls games and fighting games, and then I see Dave play 😂😂 and I haven't been playing everyday for 20 years like him as a "job"
How is it even feasibly possible that Philly still doesnt understand the concept of recovery frames and being punished? He actually thinks the game is dropping his inputs and not that hes getting punished for spamming that spin move! He's such a tool bag.
How can he expect anyone to believe that fighting games are dropping his inputs when it's clear he gets mashy when he throws a tantrum about losing. This whole boss fight is evidence that they don't drop he just gets pissy.
The fact he unironically believes this (he said so in some sort of Super Mario 64 stream, in response to "What's more likely, every game is bugged or you're making mistakes") is so fucking sad. If he didn't fleece children and the brain damaged, I'd feel bad for him. ...actually, no I wouldn't.
The opening of the video made me want to commit minecraft how do you as an “intelligent human” step on an x on the ground and a worm almost kills you only to then turn around and step on another one and actually be surprised another worm comes out
0:04 "What?? I was in the air!!" NO YOU WEREN'T -- We can ALL literally see that you WEREN'T IN THE AIR... A 42 year old man that physically can't allow himself to take any responsibility for doing something wrong... the inside of his mind would be a prison. It would be hell to live life with that mentality
The creativity in this game is amazing. Fighting a crustaceous samurai who uses chopsticks as a katana/dual swords while playing as a small crab who uses various trash as shells
100k a year, Never upgraded or put any effort into the thing that let's him sit in his PJs and play videos games all day. Oh wait he went to direct capture after years of being a stubborn child.
As a non US-citizen i had to look it up. A simple Google search would have shown piggy that chargebacks are indeed a lawful practice and that it falls under the umbrella of consumer protection initiatives offered by credit card companies and yes sometimes they can be fraudulent. My only question: why piggy has to lie about it?
@@TheCrane2880 Because, simply put, he lies about everything. Some people are so accustomed to lying that they don't even notice that they're doing it. It's as natural and easy as breathing to them. Phil is one of those people.
"I dont care if he has super armor he's stunned!" I know he doesn't watch sports but I imagine he thinks that if a hockey or football player gets their bell rung after a big hit all their pads fall off based on that statement. The game doesn't need that much polish, he just sucks at games.
Gotta love how he nearly breaks his arm patting himself on the back for beating melinia a second time and how he "thought it out" and used "skill" just to bash his head in a different souls like and scream like a baby
I have absolutely never played this game before, and in the first 25 seconds I already understood that the X’s on the ground are where those worms come out. WOW this guy is hopeless.
or saying to his fans: find this fucking asshole. find him and give me his adress chat... or saying lies in court. im pretty sure thats illegal anywhere in the usa.
does phil not realize that, with how many games he says drop his inputs, that maybe it's not the GAME'S fault? maybe it's his controller? or even himself??
It’s almost like you should know by now that “Souls-like” games require you to learn patterns and the environment. Yet despite playing almost every Dark Souls clone he still doesn’t realize that.
These games are literally pattern recognition, a little spacing, and a little timing (plus general knowledge, which is probably their steepest learning curve). Otherwise, they barely have mechanics. That doesn't make them easy, necessarily, but they're so simple that most people have a general understanding of what's expected around halfway through their first game. Phil has played every single From game since DeS and many of the Souls clones. Still doesn't get it somehow ...
Oh so does that mean whenever a detractor or fan tips him something he deems mean and he ignores it that they have reasonable grounds for a charge back, because he does ignore most detractor tips and they are the ones who are really charging back the tips, so they have valid reasons to do so
Assuming he doesn't just outright ignore it he'll just spew the usual "it wasn't me guise, I had nuffin to do with it honestly" and then swiftly change the subject
I love Phil's criticism of "the game needs more polish" Like what the hell does that even mean. Seriously what does it mean. It's ACKspeak for "I dont like this" It reminds me of that old commercial for video game testers where they say things like "tighten up the graphics on level 3!"
i have not played this game yet but judging by the fact that DSP can hide in the shell and theres a blue icon i assume hes suppose to block the hit with the shell when it hits blue but instead hes trying to dodge it.
I've only played very little bloodborne, elden ring and this game now him and another RUclipsr had me wanting to get it to try and i can say Phil does NOT take his time to learn, focus or adapt. It really isn't that hard as long as you're paying attention in almost everything he plays he yaps more then trying to focus up.
As someone who has never played a soulslike, I could tell from this video alone that spamming the spin attack is a bad idea. It's genuinely amazing that he can be so bad that people who have never played a specific game before can point out his mistakes immediately.
Have you ever tried dodging the "unblockable grab"? Also, I love how the devs of the game called the currency of the game "microplastics" in place of souls and blood points.😂
Phil has weird hangups over sexy girls now. Well, he always did - went from a juvenile greaseball to a tomato-faced puritan. He couldn't handle Eve's existence on the screen. I'm assuming that's why.
Phil uses those cheap $20 wired controllers and they break and wear down all the time. He's usually so quick to blame that, but when it's likely correct, all he does is blame the game...
Guys, give me your best alternate titles with crustacean puns in them!
“42 year old hermit gets crabby after getting boiled by boss”
“The Krusty Drab gets crabby”
Kats krab shack hacked by boiled pig
Khet has crabs
Khets crabs have infected dsp which is gross bec they dont have sex so how?
🤢
Ive gone too far
"I WAS IN THE AIR!"
Sir, this is under the sea.
😂
Under da sea
DSP does spam it works = This game is easy
DSP does spam it doesn't work = This game sucks
*PROFESSIONAL GAMER FOLKS*
You just outed yourself as a troll. Get banned
spam works in any fighting game = scrub
@@tylergrimmie7020 lol
@@hypoxxi5505 oh no im a detractor now
@@CasualRacerRed lololol
Chargebacks are illegal? Phil filed for bankruptcy while lying about $5,000 a month in business expenses. That's the ULTIMATE CHARGEBACK-ACK-ACK!
or asking chat to dox someone that annoyed his ass on xbox live.
The IRS is an evil organization that does not need your help.
> Knows that the boss has a quick grab attack.
> Keeps spamming the spin attack which locks him into a long-ass animation.
“Nothing I could do, dood!” 🐷
It worked against one boss, must be the only move he needs ever again
"I DAHDGED!"
"COULDN'T BLAHCK!"
"TRIED TO PAHRRY!"
"DRAHPPED MY INPUTS, DUDE!"
There. I just summed up Philberto's cahmmentary in every damn game he plays.
He is definitely the kind of streamer that primitive AI could have replaced years ago already, dood. However it was simply not worth it.
"I CAHN'T SEEE!" "THE CAMERA SUDDENLY MOVED"
“But Phail…you’re playing Animal Crossing…”
"chargebacks are 100% illegal". Oh god
And malicious, the worse of the worse according to Phillis
Didn’t you know that everything against Philbert is illegal?
It is malicious, and fucks with your finances. Like your bank does not like seeing people frequently do chargebacks
If this game was working right, I would just win everything.
My god he complains and crys so much.
Imagine being stuck in heavy traffic with Phil. My god.
How was I supposed to know these cars would be here. This is such horse shit. Ack ack ack ack ack.
42 year old “man” btw…
Pathetic isn't it, talk about infantile 👶
Manchild*
Even more damning cause he's a "professional gamer"
@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 Perfect use of quotation marks.
42 and living a parasite life. Awesome 👍
A person can change their mind if a service was not up to their satisfaction and get a refund
No dood. It should be illegal to change your mind about tipping a man child online who doesn’t even thank you for it and only complains that it isn’t enough. It messes with his livelihood (hogan pulls) and days off with his family (unhappy wife and flea bag cat)
Nah man chargebacks should be used when you've actually been scammed, if you give your money to a streamer that's entirely on you. If you don't want to tip him then don't fucking do it, as much as I hate Phil, anyone who spends their time tipping him and then lying to get their two dollars back is just as pathetic
Chargebackers are sperged harder than DSP ever has been
This isnt a service, its entertainment. You cannot take your coins back from the musician you walked by performing outside of the liquor store.
Phil’s made his bed he’s put himself in this situation in every way.
How the f*ck can you not understand simple game mechanics after 15 years of playing video games?
Be glad Sony will allow him to play the game for him by using AI
This MFer has been playing games most of his life. Probably 30 years at least. He's been streaming and making money off games for 15 years and he's still somehow this fucking bad. It's unreal. Frankly amazing he still makes a decent living with his subpar skills and horrible personality.
Gin Brain®️dood
nothing he could dooooooo
you realize he's been playing video games for more than 15 years right? I know it's hard for your little mind to comprehend but gaming existed before youtube.
This boss took me 5 tries and I have less healing items than Dave and he has some attacks I haven't even unlocked. Watching Dave play video games is a massive boost to my gaming ego.
It's a boost to my whole ass life ego lmao
Yeah, I was done in about ten minutes max.
@2guys1stick Yeah, no matter what happens in life, just know you're better than DSP at literally every measurable thing in existence.
His MW3 gameplay was so bad it legitimately made me a better player.
For real 😂😂😂 I've always thought I was terrible at souls games and fighting games, and then I see Dave play 😂😂 and I haven't been playing everyday for 20 years like him as a "job"
You could say he was getting shellfish with the spin attack
I just had to...
DSP was being especially CRABBY in this stream
@@DSPTriesItMemology101ack ack ack
he started getting CRABBY when things didn't go his way
He can't help but get claw'bered
lol runs right over the X. Never change Dave.
Hey! the X means pirate treasure doesn't it?!
If only this game had magic, Phil could -cheese- *legitimately* beat every boss by standing still and spamming cast
Does he know you can get a gun shell that one shots every enemy in the game.
"I had no idea there were X's on the ground"
IS HE FUCKING BLIND?!
Yes
needs glasses, too vain to actually wear them
it's a common thing with stupid people
He doesn’t notice it because 90% of his attention is spent on staring at his donation box, waiting for some scraps
How is it even feasibly possible that Philly still doesnt understand the concept of recovery frames and being punished? He actually thinks the game is dropping his inputs and not that hes getting punished for spamming that spin move!
He's such a tool bag.
especially since thats the most important part of fighting games its no wonder he dropped tekken
He says this for every game “game needs polish!” No game he ever plays is polished even on old games he replays they still need polished/fixed
Yeah, and the thing he's talking about is specifically designed that way so you can't spam through stuns. Aka cheese and cheat
His brain needs polish.
From a stream where he got zero tips during prestream. He is gonna hit the gin and copium harder than usual tonight
Yea but he ended with $74 too much
@@abny14 yeah, sadly 2 whales saved his ass with 60$ combined...but he's not funded by whales d00ds!
@@abny14 Exactly.
His liver is the real MVP
How can he expect anyone to believe that fighting games are dropping his inputs when it's clear he gets mashy when he throws a tantrum about losing. This whole boss fight is evidence that they don't drop he just gets pissy.
it's those DAMN CANNON BROS they secretly injected rollback netcode in crab souls when dave wasn't looking
"Chargebacks are 100 percent illegal, unless"...the operative word "unless" literally means they're not "100 percent" illegal.
Not surprising the pigroach also fails at percentages lol
What would be funny is if by some miracle, every game he plays is actually broken or messed up and he really is just going insane.
The fact he unironically believes this (he said so in some sort of Super Mario 64 stream, in response to "What's more likely, every game is bugged or you're making mistakes") is so fucking sad. If he didn't fleece children and the brain damaged, I'd feel bad for him.
...actually, no I wouldn't.
Well there is certainly Input Lag.
There's like 3 seconds between the boss's move telegraph and Phil's reaction to it.
phil’s brain has input lag and he mistakes it for the game
That is the most telegraphed throw I have ever seen and he still just continues spamming during it.
The opening of the video made me want to commit minecraft how do you as an “intelligent human” step on an x on the ground and a worm almost kills you only to then turn around and step on another one and actually be surprised another worm comes out
Was he not just bragging about how good he is at souls games now after fighting Melania from a mile away
On a base game file.
That did really well until he got to the second phase and the first thing that happened to him was being ohkoed by Scarlet Aeonia.
OMFG did he really just complained about someone messaging him? does he fucking think that people has to tune in to watch him play and that's it?
Of course not.
He bitches if people don't say anything at all too.
"guys what the fuck no one is talking to me!?"
"shut up stop talking to me no one cares you're derailing the WHOLE stream!"
He's doing a move that you're stuck doing until it's over and complains when he gets obliterated. This was one of the easiest bosses I fought ao far.
0:04 "What?? I was in the air!!"
NO YOU WEREN'T -- We can ALL literally see that you WEREN'T IN THE AIR...
A 42 year old man that physically can't allow himself to take any responsibility for doing something wrong... the inside of his mind would be a prison. It would be hell to live life with that mentality
The creativity in this game is amazing. Fighting a crustaceous samurai who uses chopsticks as a katana/dual swords while playing as a small crab who uses various trash as shells
He don’t understand that you can’t just sit in front the bosses they have grabs and shit, yet he keeps standing in front and crying
There’s a boss soon that is a blue shrimp that’s gonna demolish this man. Can’t wait
A "mature adults" goes hog mode on a children's game.
"adults" referring to a single person. stay in school!
@@hypnos9336 typo
Hes going to spam spin attack through the entire game now
>backs his camera into the wall
"DOOD I CAN'T SEEE!!"
Someone’s having a CRABBY day…
I’ll leave now…
That's 2 of us now, I also gave it a shot at the crab puns...
Phil's gameplay is crab
Looks dumb af cranking his neck to update the leaderboard
100k a year, Never upgraded or put any effort into the thing that let's him sit in his PJs and play videos games all day. Oh wait he went to direct capture after years of being a stubborn child.
As a non US-citizen i had to look it up. A simple Google search would have shown piggy that chargebacks are indeed a lawful practice and that it falls under the umbrella of consumer protection initiatives offered by credit card companies and yes sometimes they can be fraudulent.
My only question: why piggy has to lie about it?
@@TheCrane2880 Because, simply put, he lies about everything. Some people are so accustomed to lying that they don't even notice that they're doing it. It's as natural and easy as breathing to them. Phil is one of those people.
@@MP-yz4ci he makes 100k a year?
"I dont care if he has super armor he's stunned!"
I know he doesn't watch sports but I imagine he thinks that if a hockey or football player gets their bell rung after a big hit all their pads fall off based on that statement. The game doesn't need that much polish, he just sucks at games.
a swimming crab underwater "i was in the air dood"
15 years a gaming still doesn't know about the concept of animation locked during an attack
Bu-but, but, he said he was GOOD at all souls-like games now because he beat Malenia!!! What is going ON??? Could he have been... full of shit?????
Turns out he struggles without being able to make a build dedicated to slaying a boss
Complaining about dropped inputs on a offline game is something else dude rofl
Hellen Keller has better Game sense than this 42 year old "professional" gamer....Ray Charles could see those X's on the ground.
Gotta love how he nearly breaks his arm patting himself on the back for beating melinia a second time and how he "thought it out" and used "skill" just to bash his head in a different souls like and scream like a baby
Mr. Krabs' Dark Souls
That's hopefully funny enough.
Another day, another twenty instances of Phil not understanding lockout windows.
13:54 can't believe ACT joined the input drop detractor gang with ...a surprisingly high number of games actually
I have absolutely never played this game before, and in the first 25 seconds I already understood that the X’s on the ground are where those worms come out. WOW this guy is hopeless.
Man, it sure is fun watching someone use the exact same attack over and over again.
He regurgitates the same bullshot over and over so I’m just waiting to hear Crabs sucks due to rollback net code.
I have never played this game and I already know that those worm things at the beginning come from the dark Xs on the ground.
watching him lose in colorful funny games is the best
"Chargebacks are illegal"
So is making your fans create things for you and not paying them so...
Technically, they're just stupid and being stupid isn't against the law, but I definitely have zero sympathy for his lazy butt.
or saying to his fans: find this fucking asshole. find him and give me his adress chat...
or saying lies in court. im pretty sure thats illegal anywhere in the usa.
He's literally done that so many times it amazes me any of his fans still do anything for him
The crab lags, mashes jab and isn't even timing it!
I've never seen a smoother brain than his.
you've seen other brains? are you surgeon?
@@hypnos9336 You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you ?
I love the -crab- grab kills in this game, I'm glad I get to see so many of them with Phil
dsp definitely tried to fit a circle in a square shaped hole and said it was broken when he eventually gave up
does phil not realize that, with how many games he says drop his inputs, that maybe it's not the GAME'S fault? maybe it's his controller? or even himself??
It’s almost like you should know by now that “Souls-like” games require you to learn patterns and the environment.
Yet despite playing almost every Dark Souls clone he still doesn’t realize that.
These games are literally pattern recognition, a little spacing, and a little timing (plus general knowledge, which is probably their steepest learning curve). Otherwise, they barely have mechanics. That doesn't make them easy, necessarily, but they're so simple that most people have a general understanding of what's expected around halfway through their first game. Phil has played every single From game since DeS and many of the Souls clones. Still doesn't get it somehow ...
“Chargebacks are 100% illegal”
*Commits bankruptcy fraud*
62IQ
15 years of polish on his RUclips/streaming career hasn't done much.
11:42 one of the best clips ever.. even he can't be bothered with his excuses here 😂
Shrimpsydephil tries to go full hermit crab but gets brined.
he for some reason expects to be able to cancel all animations at all times in a game truly baffling
If he didn't button mash with those big meaty claws.
what did you say PUNK?
BIG MEATY CLAWS!
awww do you have widdle tiny hands?
9:33 ty for the OG bbc office tim reaction to the mental gymnastics of this sad man
Oh so does that mean whenever a detractor or fan tips him something he deems mean and he ignores it that they have reasonable grounds for a charge back, because he does ignore most detractor tips and they are the ones who are really charging back the tips, so they have valid reasons to do so
The detractor game got taken down from steam. I'm looking forward what the roach has to say to that.
Don't think he's said anything so far
If he doesn't just out right ignore it he'll pull his usual "it wasn't me doods I had nuffin to do with it"
really? what a shame
Assuming he doesn't just outright ignore it he'll just spew the usual "it wasn't me guise, I had nuffin to do with it honestly" and then swiftly change the subject
He said nothing, people think he did the dmca himself since if it was a fan he’d say “it wasn’t him.”
I missed the statute about chargebacks in the Washington State constitution
DSP should really make a death montage for this game at least
Look at 13:49. He PULLS OUT THE HEALING ITEM and complains about dropped dodge input.
He keeps saying "polish" like a kid who learned a new word and wants to sound smarter than they are.
I literally don't detect that at all. projecting much?
I love Phil's criticism of "the game needs more polish"
Like what the hell does that even mean. Seriously what does it mean. It's ACKspeak for "I dont like this"
It reminds me of that old commercial for video game testers where they say things like "tighten up the graphics on level 3!"
I love how the Heikea boss snaps his chopsticks, and it doesn't snap perfectly
i have not played this game yet but judging by the fact that DSP can hide in the shell and theres a blue icon i assume hes suppose to block the hit with the shell when it hits blue but instead hes trying to dodge it.
They guy that beat melania with a magic build can't beat a disney souls game? Wow!
Unreal. I had no idea just how regarded a person can be.
Love whoever gave him this crab game, dood.
I've only played very little bloodborne, elden ring and this game now him and another RUclipsr had me wanting to get it to try and i can say Phil does NOT take his time to learn, focus or adapt. It really isn't that hard as long as you're paying attention in almost everything he plays he yaps more then trying to focus up.
As someone who has never played a soulslike, I could tell from this video alone that spamming the spin attack is a bad idea. It's genuinely amazing that he can be so bad that people who have never played a specific game before can point out his mistakes immediately.
10:00 It's an instant-kill throw.
- Has Super armor
- You didn't even stun the boss
What's not to get,Piggy?
From 3:13 to 3:18, dude aged 10 years, Christ 😅
Yeah he pretty much began to rapidly age when the 2020s rolled around
"Intimidation Crab" is a masterclass pun
I feel atleast a 1% spike of anger whenever this guy speaks
Have you ever tried dodging the "unblockable grab"?
Also, I love how the devs of the game called the currency of the game "microplastics" in place of souls and blood points.😂
when the red crab comes up dsp should have it in his brain to stay a distance to dodge, by the looks of the attacks they are as wide as my 43 inch tv.
"The game cheated" That excuse never gets old, piggy.
Imagine playing this over STellar Blade?
Phil has weird hangups over sexy girls now. Well, he always did - went from a juvenile greaseball to a tomato-faced puritan.
He couldn't handle Eve's existence on the screen. I'm assuming that's why.
"I can pick up any game and play it at a professional level"
He tried to win with a *choppy* strat, only for Heikea to *stick* it to him.
The most tragic story DSP could envision is someone giving a dude money and then taking it back
Reminder: he chose THIS over Stellar Blade
Because any woman that is even remotely attractive scares him.
Phil could lose at checkers and he would blame the input.
"Chargebacks are illegal-" no tf they aren't?
DSP keeps talking about dinner because he hates gaming. Its just work to him.
His reaction time is shocking
No gamer in the world gets as many "dropped inputs" as Phil. How very tragic.
Why does he think a dodge roll is like permanent invincibility instead of just a few frames?
Remember, he is good at soulslike games everyone!
Its unfinished because hes bad and it pisses him off.
Phil uses those cheap $20 wired controllers and they break and wear down all the time. He's usually so quick to blame that, but when it's likely correct, all he does is blame the game...