New Rule: Orange Sphincter to the Rescue | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2017
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    Bill chastises Hollywood for its fascination with superheroes, and warns against pinning all your hopes for salvation on one savior.
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  • @drt-abrat1256
    @drt-abrat1256 6 лет назад +290

    It's not just the writers. It's the delivery!! And Maher is #1! I love his facial expressions, etc.

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 5 лет назад

      See the above, Bill is a liar. Here in LA where the real corruption is most obvious... ruclips.net/video/pHXLVF3ClII/видео.html

    • @timothybrown760
      @timothybrown760 4 года назад +4

      And the man tells the truth like it is especially with the not so incredible orange crush who continues to disgrace this country more than George Bush, Jr. could ever do and that says a lot in my opinion! : - /

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 4 года назад

      facebook.com/An0malyMusic/videos/904066649985639/UzpfSTEyNDQxMTYzNDIzNjEyODoyOTcyMTU3MTY2MTI4MjEz/?q=an0maly&epa=SEARCH_BOX

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 4 года назад

      @@timothybrown760 He's a pimp for the corrupt left; facebook.com/An0malyMusic/videos/904066649985639/UzpfSTEyNDQxMTYzNDIzNjEyODoyOTcyMTU3MTY2MTI4MjEz/?q=an0maly&epa=SEARCH_BOX

    • @jandeenphoto
      @jandeenphoto 4 года назад +1

      After all the years and bucks he has made, lets hope he can mug and show some attitude.

  • @brittanyburns7714
    @brittanyburns7714 7 лет назад +196

    This is the best compilation of burns ive EVER SEEN. TRULY ICONIC

  • @suzettewright2062
    @suzettewright2062 7 лет назад +158

    One of Bill's all time BEST!!!!

    • @gabrielwynne6837
      @gabrielwynne6837 5 лет назад +1

      Suzette Wright I disagree

    • @brianmucha6426
      @brianmucha6426 4 года назад +2

      Because it's true that's why. Many people in this country are literally living in fantasyland and every week it seems like a new superhero movie comes out. i collected comic books as a kid and loved them. I was happy when the first Spiderman movie hit the big screen. I never thought it'd happen. then they do another and another and another, and the Avengers, there's another and another etc. I was at a party last summer where grown men in their 50's spent hours talking about superheroes and character plots. I got the subject changed once or twice to a new one and I couldn't believe they would end up talking about it yet again. Mindless.

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 4 года назад +1

      @@gabrielwynne6837 *a Moron, Disagrees!!!!*

    • @historywatchdog2923
      @historywatchdog2923 4 года назад

      Hear, hear. One of Bill's best moments!

    • @hermanhelmich
      @hermanhelmich 3 года назад

      I totally agree

  • @cjohnson3102
    @cjohnson3102 7 лет назад +273

    The clip with Hilary laughing is priceless 😂

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 6 лет назад +7

      ''Asshole 45 said what every tyrant says,'' I alone can fix it''

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 5 лет назад

      @@michaelpreston233 it's late 2018 now guys... 45 did a pretty good job so far, economy is flying and people are lovin it.. In 2019 you'll see Hillary and the rest of Soros' losers gone or in jail. Bill is just a badmouthing piece of propaganda.

    • @chestermicek
      @chestermicek 5 лет назад +1

      Trey, Super Hick, Gowdy has that effect on the intellectuals of America.

    • @armaan1091
      @armaan1091 5 лет назад +3

      @@janispanizza9932
      Give me one good thing that Mr. Trump has done for this economy. Also, where is Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Soros right now? They're certainly not in jail.

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 5 лет назад

      @@armaan1091 ok 1. I already did, if you'd checked the links. But I'll do it again: 710wor.iheart.com/featured/mark-simone/content/2019-03-09-the-list-of-president-trumps-accomplishments-so-far/
      Only one of many sources.
      2. It's public knowledge anyway. Your lack of knowledge is not equivalent to a lack of evidence thereof. The media withholds and censors.
      3. With any luck Clinton and Obama will now be brought to justice and the chaos will end. Mueller's real job was covering for them, if you don't know by now what a fraud was perpetrated, I assure you you're in the minority and arrests are starting. Barr is an honest bear, can't be stopped. Those weren't lies; They really are what they're accused of. Give it ~6-7~ months. Assange has backup. It was leaked by Seth Rich, on a thumb drive, who they then murdered. Ok? Get ready. 4.
      Watch gowdy, Jordan gaetz, questioning rosenstein, the body language ghost videos, including McCabe, Mueller. You were played really really bad.

  • @rockergandalf
    @rockergandalf 7 лет назад +989

    If "Orange Sphincter" is ever made into a movie, Bill should direct it.

    • @MultiSkyman1
      @MultiSkyman1 7 лет назад +24

      Would probably be a real stinker of a movie.

    • @Dr.-Dank
      @Dr.-Dank 7 лет назад +6

      That would be amazing.

    • @Diggnuts
      @Diggnuts 7 лет назад +4

      My sphincter identifies as female you insensitive clod!, TRIGGERED!

    • @tree-huggersans-cur4371
      @tree-huggersans-cur4371 7 лет назад +1

      Diggnuts Mine too, it just won't shut. up.

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 7 лет назад +5

      SPam, Whoever you voted for, this is poor taste, encouraging the lowering of the bar of American culture even further.
      and who is this ugly guy to make fun of anyone? I csnt even look at Bill Mahyer!! gak

  • @jaroncreed
    @jaroncreed 7 лет назад +640

    This was fucking hilarious

    • @Ammobucket
      @Ammobucket 7 лет назад +25

      Not as hilarious as reality lately.

    • @terencefillmore1114
      @terencefillmore1114 7 лет назад

      Sarah .you all should be arrested for disrespect the way, are President trump is fixing Americans country, i hope he built yields for all you guys and lock you in.

    • @dyzzee7861
      @dyzzee7861 7 лет назад +6

      Terence Fillmore 111 lol

    • @fireandblood2919
      @fireandblood2919 7 лет назад +7

      Terence Fillmore 111
      What???

    • @terencefillmore1114
      @terencefillmore1114 7 лет назад

      Ray Finkle .what ? can you 👀 all over the world 🌎 President trump is getting done, and idiots making jokes about it.

  • @dianeowen5258
    @dianeowen5258 7 лет назад +108

    One of your best Bill. Thanks.

    • @ricodiaz8099
      @ricodiaz8099 7 лет назад +6

      Diane Owen dude I was thinking the exact same thing. I really thought this was a good bit. Nice segue

  • @nettlescats3796
    @nettlescats3796 7 лет назад +50

    "I alone can fix it." but his head is shaking 'no'.

  • @DangeredCat
    @DangeredCat 7 лет назад +56

    omggg..."and he never stops battling his arch-nemesis, "crooked hillary"...then the laugh. that was truly the funniest s*** ever. ahhh, I love you, Bill.

  • @makkam999
    @makkam999 7 лет назад +150

    I love when cornel west comes to the show, because his laughing during the new rules is priceless

    • @MordecaiWalfish
      @MordecaiWalfish 7 лет назад +12

      jammin yammin I got to see him in person last year with Bernie Sanders. That smile is even more infectious in person.. I had a hard time not looking over at him every couple seconds to watch his reactions. such an animated and passionate dude. much love.

    • @309JJB
      @309JJB 7 лет назад +9

      Mordecai Walfish Cornell West, and Sanders in the same night! Damn, that is one hell of a party! Rock on!

    • @timothyleon558
      @timothyleon558 11 месяцев назад

      And annoying

  • @parhhesia
    @parhhesia 7 лет назад +340

    Even Lex Luthor had enough decency to divest his business interests before entering politics...

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 7 лет назад +4

      Sean Maher
      I Know right :)

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 лет назад +8

      Lex Luther is basically what you get if you take Donald Trump make him black, and add about 100 IQ points.

    • @drewnava3508
      @drewnava3508 6 лет назад +1

      Sean Maher sure just like Hitlery Clinton did with her pedofila service

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard 6 лет назад

      At least on paper.

    • @maureenlogan624
      @maureenlogan624 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @waggishsagacity7947
    @waggishsagacity7947 7 лет назад +12

    I love Bill Maher, but this time, I take my hat off for him: Brilliant, poignant, funny--THE BEST EVER. Thanks, Bill.

  • @xfwmammdx
    @xfwmammdx 7 лет назад +74

    Love you, Bill Maher. You're the emperor.

  • @edgardoamado7008
    @edgardoamado7008 7 лет назад +232

    He can communicate with whales !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @clintronnow264
      @clintronnow264 7 лет назад +14

      ...and the whales are like, shut up and go away. Nobody likes you.

    • @Damothedevo
      @Damothedevo 7 лет назад +2

      Edgardo Amado Of course, whales can communicate.

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад +1

      You idiots!!.. that's chris christie... the whale of Jersey!!! lol

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад +1

      no disrespect meant

    • @djohn3dddd841
      @djohn3dddd841 6 лет назад +1

      Edgardo Amado
      Talks to WHALES? I guess that kinda makes him"DR DOLITTLE". He's done very little to nothing.

  • @christianecarson4321
    @christianecarson4321 5 лет назад +20

    OMG Bill! I laughed so loudly at 'Stingy Mutant Turtle' that my dog shot off the sofa and ran upstairs! Always funny, but this one's definitely the best! ''Super-funny Man'''...Ahhhh, my hero!!!

  • @pica8039
    @pica8039 5 лет назад +35

    I was worried that I wasn't going to like this piece at the beginning, but then the ORANGE SPHINCTER arrived!!!! I love it!!!! WHAT A MARVELOUS JOB YOU DID!!!! I especially liked STINGY MUTANT TURTLE!!!! DAMN, DAMN DAMN!!!!!!

  • @marcusallen6123
    @marcusallen6123 7 лет назад +281

    that message was on point.

    • @obadiahpear
      @obadiahpear 7 лет назад

      Marcus Allen 69th like

    • @marcusallen6123
      @marcusallen6123 7 лет назад +3

      Saransh Minocha- Im sure many people do. But to Bill’s point, there seems to be objective evidence to support his claim (even though it was just a joke...)
      The country twice elected Barack Obama- expecting this one individual to change/ improve their lives (to be a Superhero) and yet- in reality- in spite of 8 yrs. of overt obstructionist legislation by an opposing Congress, the majority of the country did nothing but complain- it wasn’t until AFTER 45’s election (albeit only a 100 days in) that you saw ppl being proactive, more vocal and paying more attn. to what’s been going on. It's ironic that the GOP used "Obamacare" to take control of the House and yet today, the majority of Americans are now for the "Affordable Care Act"... That's an example of social 'conditioning (which is also how Russia manipulated the election).
      I don’t think the focus of his mssg. was on the superhero genre- he was just poking fun at Hollywood and using the influx of superhero movies to deliver a more powerful message. Such as taking charge/ responsibility of your own life. Being able to compartmentalize and let entertainment be just that- entertainment. Don’t let movies (or anything for that matter) condition your thinking and be cognizant of anything/ anyone trying to do so, etc. And considering he did it within a light- hearted/ comedic 6 min. segment is fairly brilliant. But at the end of the day, you and I can still agree to disagree.

    • @timotross5056
      @timotross5056 6 лет назад

      Marcus Allen It was not on point lol it was funny though. Superheroes date back to as far as anyone can remember. Gods, myths, fckin rambo lol

  • @dupersuper1938
    @dupersuper1938 7 лет назад +204

    Super hero fans identify with the heroes (especially as kids), not the people waiting to be saved...

    • @carloswachuwa13
      @carloswachuwa13 7 лет назад +46

      dupersuper1938 Exactly. You don't see people at Comic Con or kids at Halloween dressing up as "Civilian Saved By Spider-Man"

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah, it is kind of far fetched. That doesn't mean the whole super hero bullshit is not stale as 3 week old bread, and hollywood keeps on churning that garbage out year after year because they are terrified to try anything that hasn't been done a million times.

    • @KevinMuller5
      @KevinMuller5 7 лет назад +2

      dupersuper1938 most original stuff, outside of Netflix, bombs because no one sees it. sure, once in a while something original and entertaining comes along that people like, but people like mindless entertainment

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 7 лет назад +5

      I think that was just a lead in to his main bit and conclusion

    • @RichardOrange5000
      @RichardOrange5000 7 лет назад +2

      It has always been thus. That is why we as a people are continuing, "The downward spiral." Look at the stats on intelligence in America. They are near dead last in math, science, literature, and so forth.
      The likes of ISIS want to destroy all ideals of art and western civilization which they needn't worry about because like a cancer the American civilization is eating itself from the inside out and won't ever reach the heights of a great nation again unless it turns around very, very quickly, indeed.
      The corporate money and the wealthy corporate sponsors set the standards and for virtually all entertainment and production.
      With Trump's removal of financing for Public Broadcast, school lunch programs, children's support and all humanitarian funding, including sports, and the arts in schools he makes a quantum leap in the advancement of, "The Fall of Rome." (America)
      Mark me well. It shall come to pass.
      The masses eat what they are given to eat and what was once unacceptable and inhumane becomes acceptable and the norm.
      And violence will always beget only violence and hate will always beget only hate and ignorance and narrow minded thinking.
      And, thus begins the beginning of the end of a civilization.
      The lesson here is no country must ever allow the super wealthy and privileged to command a free people and society.
      Do away with lobbyist, gifting, cronyism, and financial corruption of every kind.
      Or else, become extremely swift footed as your means to dodge the falling columns of Rome and the ashes and volcanic destruction of Pompeii.
      The dye, it is cast.

  • @jonathanalvarez1288
    @jonathanalvarez1288 7 лет назад +107

    It's absolutely ridiculous for people to tell Hollywood actors to keep quiet and live in their bubble and then go ahead vote for an under qualified celebrity game show host to actually run the country.

    • @lisahouk7776
      @lisahouk7776 6 лет назад +3

      I agree!!!👏👏

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 5 лет назад +1

      Only he isnt underqualified Nov 2018 he's been killin it and everyone knows we're on top, number one, world economy, in only 2 years. The next 6 will complete what's started. At least 7 countries as of today following our lead by saying no to the UN's agenda for one world order (total control by globalists)

    • @lisahouk7776
      @lisahouk7776 5 лет назад +5

      @@janispanizza9932 😂😂😂😂😂😁😃😃😄😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 5 лет назад +2

      Lisa, That right there, is a dead giveaway that YOU've been indoctrinated, not . that you have the expertise to figure it out for yourselves. It's one year later, Bill was dead wrong. just vulgar. We are No 1 again after 10 years, and the majority, 100's of 1000's that go to his rallies, are not stupider than you, and know who did it. Even if you don't get it.
      www.investors.com/politics/editorials/competitiveness-u-s-no-1-maga/

    • @lisahouk7776
      @lisahouk7776 5 лет назад +4

      @@janispanizza9932 Try growing up. ..you may like it🤔

  • @anniemousegal2015
    @anniemousegal2015 6 лет назад +84

    Someone should really write a comic book about Orange Sphincter 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeremyfincham1422
      @jeremyfincham1422 3 года назад

      🤞🤞

    • @AJHyoton
      @AJHyoton 3 года назад

      Someone should realize that too much attention was given to the subject, and a cult began......

  • @PerseusToons
    @PerseusToons 7 лет назад +16

    This is very sage advice actually! In life and in politics, we need to be our own superheroes.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +90

    We do have a real hero rising.
    Robert Mueller.
    Batman underwear and everything. Really.

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 7 лет назад +3

      Christopher Breaker Find nothing? LMAO Where the hell have you been hiding? Oh yes under that slimy rock you call home. Trump has said enough out of his very own mouth to be impeached on and so much more will be documented and it is going to be so delightful to watch him leave in utter disgrace as he is a disgrace to the office of the president. When this impeachment is over and he is gone, will YOU then admit that YOU have been an idiot? or will you continue to live in your dulusional alternate universe?

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 7 лет назад +3

      dan thomas So sorry, I didn't realize you were a member of the tin foil hat gang. May you get well soon. LOL

  • @jmmacb03
    @jmmacb03 4 года назад +14

    Keep it up, Bill. Can you imagine-he does this live-no commercials!

  • @houndmother740
    @houndmother740 7 лет назад +79

    Bill is too damn funny.

  • @lizhang9898
    @lizhang9898 7 лет назад +9

    been watching Maher every week over the years, this segment can easily make top 5.

  • @geoffdearth8575
    @geoffdearth8575 7 лет назад +81

    The Donald is getting to be a bit of a whale himself.

    • @issacehowardjr679
      @issacehowardjr679 4 года назад +2

      Yes he is... damn, and so am I. But I'm not in denial like Mr. Healthy there. lol

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 года назад +1

      Getting fat? That whale has breached.

  • @sandimummumgigi7675
    @sandimummumgigi7675 5 лет назад +10

    A simple THANK YOU BILL for this monologue. Been saying this my whole life..super hero BS, makes a complicit society. Love ya.

  • @michellezunie8090
    @michellezunie8090 5 лет назад +7

    Bill you had me at Orange sphincter 🤣😂🤭😂😜😝

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 7 лет назад +21

    Orange Sphincter... the movie we're all forced to watch. The movie that grabbed the box office and bragged about it. It's a spy movie that seems like science-fiction but is actually a documentary. Hopefully its short and there's no sequel.

  • @PMillz20020
    @PMillz20020 7 лет назад +20

    OMMGG...Stingy mutant Turtle!!! lolollol Dis guy is awesome!

  • @tlr8879
    @tlr8879 6 лет назад +62

    Carlin would be happy #RIPGEORGE

    • @jvs333
      @jvs333 5 лет назад +4

      Yes George would love all this truth!!!

    • @julesseyer1993
      @julesseyer1993 4 года назад +1

      George was a intellectual and funny to boot.

  • @michaelsager5688
    @michaelsager5688 6 лет назад +63

    Bill you nailed it. I commend you and everyone like you. Please never stop speaking up for the 60% of Americans that know the orange sphincter is insane

    • @dano1234v
      @dano1234v 5 лет назад +1

      Michael Sager you mean 10% California is about that

    • @Rib26M
      @Rib26M 5 лет назад

      Michael Sager rib zRichard Born

    • @dano1234v
      @dano1234v 5 лет назад +1

      Olga Garcia didn’t they all move to Canada?

    • @lynnewhite2900
      @lynnewhite2900 5 лет назад

      The Orange Antichrist you mean!

    • @janispanizza9932
      @janispanizza9932 5 лет назад

      @@lynnewhite2900 do you want to be among the last to not figure out the media is brainwashing for the left? Using Bill? Rothschild's own most of msn Go to the UN website, read their own pdf 2030 agenda. As more people realize daily that Mueller lied, the dossier was fake, wasting taxpayers $$$ while Trump saved them $$, Epstein exposes the swamp, including Clintons, and Bill just looks uncool. Don't trust the media. They target students.

  • @solo22b
    @solo22b 7 лет назад +228

    He's not turning into an old grumpy man, he already is lol, but he is absolutely right about Trump and his minions lol

    • @PsychoAsianDood
      @PsychoAsianDood 7 лет назад

      Hoolygan4ever Fucking hypocrite

    • @Hoolygan4ever
      @Hoolygan4ever 7 лет назад +1

      Honestly mate, SARCASM. Just look it up

    • @ChocoFlyJMoCo
      @ChocoFlyJMoCo 7 лет назад +1

      Now here we see a wild liberal snowflake, roaming the wild, searching for its meal after a 3 year course in a liberal college. The liberal was taught that the IQ of 5 was acceptable and was worthy of a life. The lecturers let the beast go. however, he fell into a trap of conservatives with over 5 connecting brain cells. He was traped, no where to go. Just making a fool of himself. CaptainBerzerk, may god cure you of your illness.

    • @PsychoAsianDood
      @PsychoAsianDood 7 лет назад

      ChocoFly J.MoCo I call someone a hypocrite and you really cared so much that you had to type an entire paragraph attempting to hurt my feelings or something like that?

    • @ChocoFlyJMoCo
      @ChocoFlyJMoCo 7 лет назад

      hahah yes! He took the bait. Triggered. Well first off, you called him a hypocrite when he was very clearly mocking JJ. Like really, my thumb could have realised he was being sarcastic lmfao. You call that a paragraph? 4 sentences? I know you are not used to seeing so many words, and i may have single handedly overloaded your brain. Praise Kek. #FreeKekistan

  • @YashuaElohim7
    @YashuaElohim7 7 лет назад +28

    Stingy Mutant Turtle?!?! 🤔😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 game over! 🤣🤣🤣🤣... Captain Buzzhill 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hands-onfilmmaking
    @hands-onfilmmaking 7 лет назад +33

    Stingy mutant ninja turtle made me spit my coffee!

  • @brianbrewster6532
    @brianbrewster6532 6 лет назад +28

    I love this guy! Bill really has a wild imagination and yet stays well grounded and on topic throughout. Great work, sir!

  • @cbalmori
    @cbalmori 7 лет назад +8

    This panel deserved an overtime segment. Good show this week and hilarious New Rules

  • @kuwait85
    @kuwait85 7 лет назад +17

    Well said ....that stingy mutant turtle line was gold

    • @BlueFury2577
      @BlueFury2577 7 лет назад +4

      Haha "can communicate with whales"

  • @joepalooka2145
    @joepalooka2145 3 года назад +2

    Thank God for Bill Maher. He really boosts my spirits in this horrible era of Trump, and he makes me laugh till the tears roll down my face. He's one of America's greatest national treasures. Behind his hilarious jokes is an old-fashioned concept called THE TRUTH!!

    • @DaGodFadder69
      @DaGodFadder69 3 года назад

      Are you gonna get the Trump Jab?

  • @geriquin2643
    @geriquin2643 6 лет назад +23

    And if you had that many guys in your can, you’d be “Thor” too! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarianelaIBendl
    @MarianelaIBendl 7 лет назад +106

    You're my Superhero Bill, this was hilarious 😀

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 7 лет назад +8

      And remember, Bill said "We all need to be our own super heroes."

    • @pedrodizza9209
      @pedrodizza9209 7 лет назад +3

      This was the hardest I laughed at any of Mahers' performances!

  • @Jasedadon82
    @Jasedadon82 7 лет назад +236

    Bill your writers are funny as f!! #genius #comedy

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 6 лет назад +5

      bet they laugh...and cry in the same time. with lots...lots...of alcoholic drinks.

  • @trinialdape2090
    @trinialdape2090 6 лет назад +60

    OMGeeeee! Almost peed my pants!!!! TY Mr. Maher! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time...to be precise, since that orange creature took over office! Lmao!

    • @TheBee87bee
      @TheBee87bee 4 года назад

      I got cramps in my stomach from laughing so hard!

    • @issacehowardjr679
      @issacehowardjr679 4 года назад

      Almost 4 years since things went down hill with him in charge.

  • @OHFORPEATSAKES
    @OHFORPEATSAKES 5 лет назад +4

    And you CAN BE your own super hero by voting the Orange Sphincter out of office!!!!

  • @SacredSalad
    @SacredSalad 7 лет назад +29

    Bill, this is one of your best. Keep up the good work.

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters 5 лет назад +8

    Super hero “Orange Sphincter” . . . the longest setup in joke-telling history.

  • @johnjsal
    @johnjsal 7 лет назад +30

    I disagree with the premise of Maher's argument. I don't think people like superheroes because they want one to come save them. Rather, I think it's more that we wish WE were like those superheroes -- that we had the power to do the things they can do and be the saviors ourselves.

    • @jackwells8107
      @jackwells8107 5 лет назад +2

      I think it's hilarious that Bill Maher - one of how many in the pack of 'humorous news shows' chastises someone else for chasing what's popular. Not that I don't think he's funny, and not that I don't agree with him about Trump - I just think it's funny that he blames it on a type of movie. Or does he blame violence and sex on video games, too?

    • @johnhorton5627
      @johnhorton5627 Год назад

      Or, and here’s another ridiculous theory, people like them because they’re fun.
      I mean by this stupid logic, people watch anchorman because they want to be a newsman. They watch Kingpin because of the siren call of bowling. They watch the fly because they want to turn into a hybrid bug species. They watch a nightmare on elm street because they want to fight a dream demon. They watch Forest Gump because they want to be a mentally challenged Vietnam vet who wins at life but loses his best girl along the way.
      What’s funny is if you actually watch the movies, you find out the lives of superheroes are awful. That’s the dream, to be blessed with enormous power and bury almost everyone you know by the time you’re 35.

    • @johnjsal
      @johnjsal Год назад

      @@johnhorton5627 Yes, good point that it's simply entertainment and doesn't necessarily require in-depth psychological analysis.
      But I do think there's much more of an obsession with superheroes than with any of the other things you mentioned, so it might require a bit more explanation.

    • @johnhorton5627
      @johnhorton5627 Год назад

      @@johnjsal What I want people to do is add up all the cop/rescue worker shows, lawyer shows, nurse/doctor shows... add up all of these professional shows over the last 25 years and then show that side by side with fantasy shows over that same time period. And when they are done with that exercise, add up all the prestige shows over that same time period and put say a Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones (first four seasons) side by side with its equivalent in the 70s/80s/90s, and when they can't find its equivalent then the Bill Maher's have to do a 10 minute segment pointing out how much better, smarter, and more emotionally challenging culture is today, fair is fair after all.
      Some of us simply never wanted to watch the cop shows and over the last 20 years have had a lot more options available to us. Some of it is technology has caught up to stories that have survived in the culture for over 80 years now (see the X-Men for example). Some of it is there is simply a lot of demand for action movies and spectacle. Some of it is your Gifted, Supergirl, Flash, Vampire Diaries, etc. were aimed at children and teenagers, not adults. It's weird to not note that distinction when you're calling people children for watching them, right Bill? Seems an important distinction when a lot of these shows are not created with an adult audience in mind.
      Long story short, reducing our culture down to comic book entertainment is stupid, as is becoming concerned about the culture because of people switching interest from procedural cop dramas to superhero shows. As to the psychology point, people might be too obsessed with comic book material, I grant that, but I think if that's the lens through which we are thinking about our culture, might sports fan's behavior be a thousand times more problematic?

  • @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi
    @shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi 5 лет назад +5

    Trump's famous last words: " I alone can fix it"....WE ARE STILL WAITING ! We are not waiting for you anymore. Your toast...NEXT !

    • @jimt90
      @jimt90 5 лет назад

      How? "Oh were gonna do it you see. I have the best words. I have the best wife right melanie?"

    • @shauna5466
      @shauna5466 4 года назад

      All these critical comments with absolutely no proof as usual, to back up their BS, just running their mouths with Tds! Lmao

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 7 лет назад +95

    orange sphincter , ha!!!

    • @potheadkennewick
      @potheadkennewick 7 лет назад +2

      Peanut butter LOL DRUMPF

    • @juanvga
      @juanvga 7 лет назад

      Peanut butter: call someone orange isn't racist????

    • @nikkibeacth
      @nikkibeacth 7 лет назад +2

      Peanut butter Everytime I see an Orange person on the sidewalk I quickly cross the street. When I see one of them enter the elevator I hold my purse a little tighter.

    • @eliascorral
      @eliascorral 7 лет назад

      Juan The One 🚭🚭🚭🚭

  • @bohemianwriter1
    @bohemianwriter1 6 лет назад +4

    Why did I have to start listening to this as I smoke my medicinal?
    I'm about to die laughing.... ROTFL

  • @ignaciorodriguez5008
    @ignaciorodriguez5008 7 лет назад +22

    He forgot Guardians of the Galaxy 2

    • @Multi1628
      @Multi1628 6 лет назад +2

      2:25 Starload & a Raccoon... Love both Guardians of The Galaxy!

    • @zandileshezi
      @zandileshezi 6 лет назад +1

      Most notably, Black Panther

  • @eddyrox5150
    @eddyrox5150 7 лет назад +20

    👌 perfect - as always!!👍👍😎😎

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas 7 лет назад +20

    Bill? Have you seen the fans of Orange Sphincter? They think Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars was the protagonist.
    These idiots weren't suckered in by super hero movies. They fully acknowledge that Orange Sphincter is the villain.
    AND THEY LOVE HIM FOR IT.
    "Stop respecting our democracy Orange Sphincter! Rule as a tyrant! Jail Hillary! Jail reporters! Jail non-Christians! And BUILD THE DAMN WALL!!!"
    What we're basically living through is the Superman story arc where Lex Luthor got elected President. Everyone on the planet knew he was a villain, but against the expectations of everyone who still believes in the good of humanity, a blatant villain is exactly what tens of millions of Americans were waiting for.

    • @Terastas
      @Terastas 7 лет назад +2

      +philip h Yeah, way to prove my point, Trumpster.
      It might also help if you stop using the same spellchecker as Orange Sphincter ("committed" with two Ms and Ts, snowflake).

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад

      Terastas well both of them are bald...

  • @penguinfrenzy7332
    @penguinfrenzy7332 7 лет назад +204

    petiton to interview trump

    • @dulynoted2427
      @dulynoted2427 7 лет назад +39

      Luke Guilfoyle By Psychiatrists on national TV, with realtime assessment.

    • @bryant126
      @bryant126 7 лет назад

      Luke Guilfoyle 🏐

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 7 лет назад +2

      Luke, I was going to ask "WHY??!"
      ...but after reading *Jack's reply*, I'm on board with you guys!!!! hahaha

    • @svenmeier5921
      @svenmeier5921 7 лет назад

      He'd probably just have to ask Donnie

    • @browntooth8621
      @browntooth8621 7 лет назад +3

      Petitions don't do anything. Also, Petition* Trump.*

  • @go-goakins1489
    @go-goakins1489 7 лет назад +26

    Great segment bill!

  • @yuriposa4012
    @yuriposa4012 6 лет назад +6

    Bill Maher has no equals in the US. A brilliant comic!

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 7 лет назад +4

    he really takes away really wierd things from watching superhero movies.
    My biggest takeaway would always be: "Being able to fly (or any other super power) would really be cool"

  • @victorchew151
    @victorchew151 4 года назад +6

    The best and most hilarious episode from Billy. The US needs to box this super hero in an oil drum asap and if he is able to appear no detergent can wash away the filth.

  • @jredmondscaff
    @jredmondscaff 3 года назад +2

    Bill you are an amazing guy ...best wishes from Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪🇺🇸

  • @elmsigreen
    @elmsigreen 7 лет назад +9

    Usually I agree with almost everything Bill says but, I am sorry, WE NERDS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THESE MOVIES FOR DECADES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, THESE AREN'T THE MOVIES WE NEED BUT THE MOVIES WE DESERVE!!!

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 5 лет назад

      Same movie, over and over and over. Waiting for decades? Please. No one says you have to grow up, but no one is going to give you a permanent pass for staying 14 forever, either.

  • @mistercash8555
    @mistercash8555 7 лет назад +12

    delighted! I have to watch it twice

  • @marymillar8605
    @marymillar8605 7 лет назад +21

    Bill. 😊You are my super hero!

  • @PacoOtis
    @PacoOtis 6 лет назад +2

    Excellent! As a Vietnam vet I want to thank trump for NOT going to Vietnam. Someone would have depended on him and he would have let them down.

  • @qa4057
    @qa4057 3 года назад +3

    This is great! I haven't laughed this much since watching Blazing Saddles in the 70s

  • @Silvervader14
    @Silvervader14 7 лет назад +9

    Iron fist would have been better if it was porn tbh

  • @ezrasky3761
    @ezrasky3761 7 лет назад +7

    Don't attack comic book movies.. that's a huge positive in this day and age of conservative horror.
    .

  • @CPAStrengthPassion
    @CPAStrengthPassion 7 лет назад +193

    Orange is the new black

  • @thesavagejews8774
    @thesavagejews8774 6 лет назад +10

    Orange sphincter et all riot total riot

  • @ronaldachille7998
    @ronaldachille7998 7 лет назад +16

    Loved this, so funny and accurate.

  • @jhawthorne689
    @jhawthorne689 7 лет назад +51

    This shit just flat out had me cracking up.

  • @annar6591
    @annar6591 6 лет назад +3

    Well done!
    I do recall hearing him say "I alone can fix it" and knew at that moment that the American people were in big trouble.
    He basically said he doesn't need us with those words and has since marched to his own "music" no matter how out of tune it may be; a one man show.
    And, we have to sit and suffer through the show, but maybe, hopefully not to the end.

  • @AP-qu8sl
    @AP-qu8sl 3 года назад +3

    Man, Hillary’s laugh scares the shit out of me

  • @w.d.k.podcast1348
    @w.d.k.podcast1348 7 лет назад +46

    #orangesphincter
    Get it trending on the Orange Sphincter's bat signal AKA Twitter

  • @ruthlesssavagehatred6428
    @ruthlesssavagehatred6428 7 лет назад +8

    i love superhero movies

    • @piranha5506
      @piranha5506 7 лет назад +5

      Ruthless Savage Hatred me too. But there is too many of them with little to no creativity

  • @niccidee782
    @niccidee782 7 лет назад +1

    OMG!!! Bill, I almost busted my gutt laughing on this one!!! :)

  • @Fabzil
    @Fabzil 5 лет назад +3

    That deep voice laughing is like Santa Claus

  • @juliemishchuk2589
    @juliemishchuk2589 7 лет назад +161

    I'm actually really excited for all the movies and shows he mentioned.

    • @MrEdwar084
      @MrEdwar084 7 лет назад +7

      Julie Mishchuk how do you even get to watch all that shit?, unless you do nothing else all fucking day, and even if.

    • @closeharlan
      @closeharlan 7 лет назад +7

      Me too. Plus I know it's nit picking, but Jessica Jones, Iron Fist (snort....porn...snort), Luke Cage, Defenders and Daredevil aren't technically TV.Also, while I will line up for every one of them, I have been waiting for Wonder Woman all my life, so.....

    • @acesul8811
      @acesul8811 7 лет назад +3

      Well, I suppose it's something to fill the time when you have no ambition.

    • @SuperiorBeen
      @SuperiorBeen 7 лет назад +7

      Superhero movies are for kids or people with very low IQ. No wonder Trump is the president...

    • @cjtuckerbpmc
      @cjtuckerbpmc 7 лет назад +4

      SuperiorBeen Shows his super power of projecting

  • @Diana-mu7pc
    @Diana-mu7pc 7 лет назад +51

    It was funny but it lost me on the logic. Most superhero stories are told in first person perspectives, ie we don't as audience members feel like we're being saved by Superman, but that we are Superman. Not to mention there's really nothing that this emergence of comic book fandom has done to help Trump.

    • @spaceboy2095
      @spaceboy2095 7 лет назад +3

      Diana Burke You might have found the main reason why BvS was SO bad!

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 7 лет назад +2

      spaceboy2095 I don't follow your logic.

    • @loopje
      @loopje 7 лет назад +2

      Diana Burke I don't think you understand how emotions work. It has nothing to do with POV and everything with the archetypes in those movies. It's subconscious but he's probably right.

    • @Diana-mu7pc
      @Diana-mu7pc 7 лет назад +2

      robotturkey I get what you're saying but I still doubt it. I feel like some writers tossed out the ideas of a bunch of superhero-related jokes about the Trump administration and compromised them into this monologue because the argument's such a reach. Heroic stories, realistic and supernatural alike, are found in every time period of every culture. It's just that right now the idea of fantasy and sci-fi superheroes are international hits at the box office and highly-rated TV programs in an unprecedented frequency. There's no evidence that the correlation of gullible Trump voters and Marvel & DC live-action projects popping up at the same time has any causation, and I'd especially call bullshit on it because, hell, is there even a significant amount of overlap between these two groups? Seriously, I don't think there's a lot of questions of cinematic taste done by Public Policy Polling.

    • @spaceboy2095
      @spaceboy2095 7 лет назад

      vgman94 Because in BvS you can't identify with Superman and the "story" is not told from his perspective...

  • @will.a.benjamin
    @will.a.benjamin 5 лет назад +3

    Well put, I seriously do not get this whole superhero craze going on.

  • @yolandamorua2450
    @yolandamorua2450 6 лет назад +2

    need to to laugh Bill, thank you. the only thing keeping me sane. love your sense of humor.

  • @Cellularbadboy
    @Cellularbadboy 7 лет назад +15

    Real Time just became the Daily Bugle. Nice job J.J. Jameson

  • @adamromero
    @adamromero 7 лет назад +4

    somebody needed to call this shit out

  • @billyrock8305
    @billyrock8305 6 лет назад +4

    Ok that was hilarious! And spot on true!

  • @skeezix8156
    @skeezix8156 7 лет назад +1

    Bill could be the sidekick Pink Starfish

  • @VariedVids
    @VariedVids 7 лет назад +124

    Good stuff, Bill!

  • @SergioSunday
    @SergioSunday 7 лет назад +11

    It's like none of y'all seen Logan.

  • @supergameplayer8617
    @supergameplayer8617 7 лет назад

    I would send a ton of "Orange Sphincter" DVDs to the Trump Tower mailbox

  • @errolmitchell5961
    @errolmitchell5961 3 года назад

    Hillary’s diabolical laugh took me out 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅!

  • @-shaquille-9156
    @-shaquille-9156 7 лет назад +87

    Bill Maher has the best show out of everyone hands down.

    • @henrikv8211
      @henrikv8211 7 лет назад +8

      -Shaquille- After a couple months of Trump bashing on every station Maher is probably the closest thing to funny

    • @pokeshorts3239
      @pokeshorts3239 7 лет назад +2

      I see someone hasn't watched game of thrones

    • @bubbles2980
      @bubbles2980 7 лет назад +1

      -Shaquille- Barbosa right 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧

    • @dududski
      @dududski 7 лет назад

      stephen colbert, period.

    • @PEPSIMAX2013
      @PEPSIMAX2013 7 лет назад

      billy boy is aquarius men .. vanguard as hell !!! nobody can reach his level !

  • @Dazz6803
    @Dazz6803 7 лет назад +26

    So true LMFAO!

  • @freakingweiner
    @freakingweiner 10 месяцев назад +1

    Now Orange Sphincter has new enemy: Sleepy Joe! lol

  • @lesleyleith4440
    @lesleyleith4440 6 лет назад +1

    A name that will stay forever. WAY TO GO BILL.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  • @SherlocksGameplay
    @SherlocksGameplay 7 лет назад +30

    The Orange Lantern Power Ring is powered by avarice or greed.
    "What's mine is mine and mine and mine.
    And mine and mine and mine!
    Not yours!"
    Pretty much sums up Donald Trump.

  • @bobiscool616
    @bobiscool616 7 лет назад +9

    I'm a conservative but this shit is funny and some of it I agree with. I ain't gonna act like trump is this great president, he's disappointed me as well

  • @Jarrik73
    @Jarrik73 7 лет назад +34

    I'm not really sure Bill truly understands the Superhero genre enough to warrant lumping *Conman the Imbecile* in with everything else. Superhero stories can be simplified into more believable movies that lack a *LOT* of luster. The suspension of disbelief is what most of the mainstream movie goers crave. The die-hard geeks and nerds will see it for the source material it's based off of, but that's not a bad thing.
    I understand the stance you're taking, but what you said at the end is all about what the every-day comic reader already knew and reads comics for. They want to be their own superhero.

    • @nickshockley2265
      @nickshockley2265 6 лет назад

      I usually agree with bill..but superhero movies are about fighting evil..
      FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
      NEVER SURENDER
      FOLLOW YOUR HEART
      AND MORE TRIUMPH SONGS

    • @lmao6t
      @lmao6t 6 лет назад

      Stop over thinking what his real message was!!....peace!

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 6 лет назад

      Jarrik73
      Perhaps the comic readers should start saving their own lives by getting out of their parents basement.

    • @jamiethomas6701
      @jamiethomas6701 5 лет назад

      @@nickshockley2265 AND WE HAVE TRUMP? FIGHTING EVIL IS NOT WORKING.

    • @jamiethomas6701
      @jamiethomas6701 5 лет назад

      @@lmao6t SO RIGHT

  • @NathanJohnson-eq5vb
    @NathanJohnson-eq5vb 6 лет назад +2

    He hates doing the “new rules” as much as you love hearing them. Listen to the discussion not the flashy lights in the distance

  • @Soliy87
    @Soliy87 7 лет назад +17

    Comic heroes are the modern form of mythology I mean look at Iron man he is a Human man who wants to make the world better through tech. Geeks/nerds are NOT responsible for Trump

    • @MrEdwar084
      @MrEdwar084 7 лет назад

      Solidus327 fuck your mythology

    • @closeharlan
      @closeharlan 7 лет назад +2

      I totally agree Solidus327. The trouble is Maher doesn't have any use for mythology since it used to be religion.

    • @hillarybm92
      @hillarybm92 7 лет назад +2

      Solidus327 all fiction movies and tv is mythology, it's just a fancy word for fake entertaining shit people watch

    • @Soliy87
      @Soliy87 7 лет назад +1

      That your opinion as a liberal? and what is the right form of entertainment? x factor americas got talent? hmm

  • @Ciscospm
    @Ciscospm 7 лет назад +60

    Every comic book fan knows that Orange Sphincter is a villan, stop making it about wha is not, educate your people instead of blaming media for everything.

    • @turkish8969
      @turkish8969 7 лет назад +5

      Ciscospm yes, lets NOT blame the people that fucking report on how many scoops of ice cream the president gets. Talk shows and mainstream media never cease to amaze.

  • @rephill54
    @rephill54 11 месяцев назад

    Bill and his writers are absolute geniuses.

  • @TheactressCJ
    @TheactressCJ 7 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant...I just can't😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Orange Schpinter" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂