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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Rachel Parris gives her take on no deal Brexit.
    Britain’s most uncompromising and controversial topical satire tackles all the news from a world gone mad and a country now genuinely run by Boris Johnson.
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  • @BBC
    @BBC  5 лет назад +31

    🥇 Be first to watch new The Mash Report. Thursdays at 10pm on BBC iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/2k7A3CK

    • @umair1015
      @umair1015 5 лет назад +1

      Why this link doesn't work in another country?

    • @dennissmith8371
      @dennissmith8371 5 лет назад +4

      BBC had too turn this junk off with in a minute, you have lost my license fee, the BBC is now a real embarrassment for U.K. interests, shame on you

    • @naterosenberg5836
      @naterosenberg5836 5 лет назад +4

      @weaverspell considering that scotland will leave the union and northern ireland will descend into chaos if/when the uk leaves the EU, this ain't it sis

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 5 лет назад +1

      Shouldn't this open with a disclaimer, something like "Any views expressed by those who take part in this performance are their own, and do not represent the views of the BBC"? After all, the BBC are impartial, and only show the views of others, and don't give their own views, right?

    • @nickshale6926
      @nickshale6926 5 лет назад +3

      weaverspell Can you explain to me why Brexit is tearing the very fabric of the UK as a ‘union’ apart then?
      Scottish SNP are now openly talking about independence again, as is the Welsh assembly. Northern Ireland stands to lose the most from Brexit with a hard border it never asked for and the Good Friday Agreement which seen peace in the region for nearly 25 years will be in jeopardy.
      Tell me about how Brexit is good for the Union again?

  • @invalidavatar
    @invalidavatar 5 лет назад +136

    I love the uncomfortable and horrified laugh at the last joke

  • @peterbell9036
    @peterbell9036 3 года назад +10

    Wow the predictions were spot on !

  • @bundleofperceptions1397
    @bundleofperceptions1397 5 лет назад +78

    I love Rachael Paris and how she puts things. Well done.

    • @vdudya
      @vdudya 5 лет назад +1

      Bundle of Perceptions she doesn't write it!!!! Please check IMDb and the credits and anywhere else online. If you find something that says the presenters also write it i'd love to see it. I feel bad for the writers who never get the credit they deserve xx

  • @whocareswhoiam6637
    @whocareswhoiam6637 5 лет назад +33

    Getting rich and stop caring is a good advice though

  • @roelmartinvandervelde9407
    @roelmartinvandervelde9407 3 года назад +12

    The joke is on you, Mash Report. They turned out to be Coca Cola bottles, not Lucozade!

    • @scw55
      @scw55 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, this was a very awkward viewing in the NOWtimes.

  • @poox8362
    @poox8362 2 года назад +1

    How right they were!

  • @Mike_5
    @Mike_5 5 лет назад +66

    In very simple terms Boris has to go on a zero hours contract...

  • @honyarism
    @honyarism 5 лет назад +18

    Be strong Britons.

  • @kennethmacgregor-Gregorach
    @kennethmacgregor-Gregorach Год назад +1

    Good thing none of this ever came to pass... oh wait...

  • @AammaK
    @AammaK 5 лет назад +31

    This lady should host Eurovision! For any country, chances are not UK

    • @bf2840
      @bf2840 5 лет назад

      Amma K UK could win, if you stopped sending amateurs and formers stars to Eurovision. The countries, which take Eurovision seriously, take better places. But “5 big” countries have not taken it seriously, and have gotten bad singers. You are not alone, my country is doing the same. Somehow we never learn 🤷‍♂️

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 5 лет назад

      @@bf2840 I'm not british, but as a Finnish person I know what you mean!

    • @bf2840
      @bf2840 5 лет назад

      Amma K I am still in shock about the monsters from Finland hehe.

  • @5AS5BS
    @5AS5BS 5 лет назад +57

    Sooo much Brexit talk. I can see Masters in Brexit being added to the new courses in Universities.

    • @Jimmy4video
      @Jimmy4video 5 лет назад +11

      Unfortunately it really is that complex and yet people voted on the basis of a few slogans.

    • @andyedge1973
      @andyedge1973 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe the course name could be How to avoid self inflicted Financial Sanctions with Basic Economics. Or don’t trust Disaster Capitalism when voting in corrupt advisory referendums?

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад +1

      @@andyedge1973 "advisory referendums"
      Revisionism.

    • @GorinRedspear
      @GorinRedspear 5 лет назад +2

      @@jbagger331 By tradition (which is much more important in Britain than any written law), any referendum is by default advisory. Parliament decides afterwards to act on it or not.
      At least you didn't contest the corrupt part...

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад +1

      @@GorinRedspear They are all corrupt no matter what party they are in.
      They didn't stipulate the advisory part, they did say to the public that the vote was binding, they did so even after in their manifestos.
      According to tradition that means that it was not advisory.

  • @Jackspiring
    @Jackspiring 5 лет назад +36

    Love her candor. If she'd said it any more lugubriously no one would have listened

    • @Alternate1234ify
      @Alternate1234ify 5 лет назад

      @Jack Spiring Candour? She's a comedian, m8

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад +2

      At this point in time 45 percent aren't listening, those that listen are about 10 percent, mostly upper middle class neurotics who will never make it no matter what happens.

    • @battlehippo89
      @battlehippo89 5 лет назад

      @Herbert Chapman AFC Why are you sabotaging the English language?

    • @battlehippo89
      @battlehippo89 5 лет назад +1

      @Herbert Chapman AFC That is the weirdest comeback I've heard especially since you continue to misspell.

    • @battlehippo89
      @battlehippo89 5 лет назад +1

      @Herbert Chapman AFC That is not what a comeback is. I didn't mean you literally coming back.
      And no, I'm quite alright not learning a mostly dead language. I do speak others though? Does that help?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +71

    Sure, we're all gonna die.. but on the bright side...
    Um...
    Well.

    • @benartee9493
      @benartee9493 5 лет назад

      New Message BLUE PASSPORTS ! ! !

    • @Coldheart322
      @Coldheart322 5 лет назад

      We survived two world wars, we can survive Brexit...

    • @ohrightok9750
      @ohrightok9750 5 лет назад

      The bright side is leaving the single market and being able to trade with every other country in the world.
      If you can't see the benefit of that now, you hopefully will in a few years. I hope we woll.
      This is an incredible opportunity for our production and distrubition industries.
      There will be more;
      Trade opportunities, creating sales jobs. Including lawyers jobs to oversee the trade.
      With greater sales, there will be more demand to produce.. creating production jobs.
      The production will need to be stored before distrubition, so more space will be needed. Creating more warehouse jobs.
      the shipping of the extra demand, will create more delivery jobs.
      These arnt just an extra man here and there to pick up the pace jobs... This is teams of staff. That require management, hr and admin.
      The expansion of work will in some cases demand construction....
      Even flights will be busier because of meetings etc...
      Opportunities to travel for work will become available as british companies look to expand their business into new countries.
      I see the remain sides negatives... i see yellow hammer... but because of all of the above, i really dont care.
      I cant see this being anything other than the best decision for the future of our country.

    • @Coldheart322
      @Coldheart322 5 лет назад +3

      @@ohrightok9750 That is some next level optimistic wishing right there.
      We are currently in the biggest trade block in the world. We have access to local markets with high regulations which help the average person more than the corporate entities.
      First off, you know we can sell to other countries already, right? The main reason we don't do so much is because tariffs. If we leave the EU, which is the main trade partner we have, all of that trade will be tariffed. So that trade will die down, less jobs for all.
      The wishful thinking is that we'll somehow get more trade with other countries to make up for this lose, without actually getting any deals in place to prove the concept.
      As for flights and meetings, more and more meetings can be done via the internet now. The company I work for has most people working from home, and have a morning meeting online, no need to travel at all.
      Also what is stopping UK companies starting up in other countries?
      You seriously sound like leaving the EU will be sunshine and rainbows abound, but the harsh reality is likely to be far removed from that.

    • @ohrightok9750
      @ohrightok9750 5 лет назад

      @@Coldheart322 i'm still holding on to sunshine and rainbows

  • @thegreenmanofnorwich
    @thegreenmanofnorwich 3 года назад +2

    How little things have changed

  • @kucam12mischablue
    @kucam12mischablue 4 года назад +13

    the visual aids are simply perfect.

  • @htkm1179
    @htkm1179 3 года назад +5

    A year later and I’m sure Boris has a plan...

  • @nailfelagund7508
    @nailfelagund7508 3 года назад +1

    America, this is how you do entertainment.

  • @synthbritannica5630
    @synthbritannica5630 5 лет назад +14

    Remember BrassEye... 😭

    • @damianeadie510
      @damianeadie510 5 лет назад +2

      I will always miss that show. It was genius and often said more about our times than the proper news... 'Paedogeddon!' was a masterpiece. I would love to see what they would do with this 'will of the people' and 'enemies of democracy' hog wash... maybe we should petition C4 for a Brexit Special :-)

    • @Problembeing
      @Problembeing 5 лет назад

      Only goes to show how the BBC has truly become the very thing it once despised. Cheap. Compare this shite (with canned laughter over a real audience) to ‘The Day Today’. Dumbed down for smug students who are too busy getting upset by real comedy and tweeting about it.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +32

    A No deal Brexit would be a total disaster. It would make what the UK went through in 2008/09 look like a party.

    • @Millsy111
      @Millsy111 5 лет назад +10

      What are you talking about? It's going to be a roaring success! No fresh food on the shelves? Not to worry! Have some delicious sovereignty for dinner! No fuel at your local petrol station? Fill up your tank with some unleaded xenophobia! Slipped into a diabetic coma because your medication isn't available? Don't panic! Give yourself a nice healthy dose of recession to make you feel better!

    • @duncanmccaulkiner378
      @duncanmccaulkiner378 5 лет назад

      Millsy111 what makes you think that will happen? And I’m glad to hear you value shopping above the basics principles of a liberal democratic state.

    • @Formula1Madx
      @Formula1Madx 5 лет назад +2

      @@duncanmccaulkiner378 Medication isn't shopping.

    • @duncanmccaulkiner378
      @duncanmccaulkiner378 5 лет назад

      Formula1Madx actually we do shop for medication. It’s good to know there’s gonna be plenty of it post-Brexit.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 лет назад +4

      @@duncanmccaulkiner378 Explain how having no trade partners is going to get us medication post-Brexit?

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 5 лет назад +4

    You Brexit, you but it.

  • @TheMariokart7fan
    @TheMariokart7fan 3 года назад +2

    Welll the lucozade bottles joke aged well

  • @deputyVH
    @deputyVH 3 года назад +1

    Aaand we got a deal. How do you like them apples?

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 года назад

      A deal where we have to pay to diverge was not what I was hoping for.
      And no deal for the service sector which 4/5 of our economy.
      Eu have everything they wanted and we don't control Gibralter or Ulster.

  • @bmacpher
    @bmacpher 2 года назад

    Prescient.

  • @isoney
    @isoney 5 лет назад +4

    I saw dot matrix signs on the motorway warning drivers to update their paperwork for brexit. Update it to what exactly?

    • @jozina1
      @jozina1 5 лет назад +1

      Probably getting a passport for when travelling abroad. Arranging their companies who work with or for other European companies to change their paperwork. I believe Brexit even has influence on people who are divorced and their ex partner lives somewhere else in Europe with ot without the children. It's a total shit show.

  • @Snowshowslow
    @Snowshowslow 4 года назад +8

    Hoooly, is that donor thing real? I mean, it explains a lot, but it is also SO cynical...

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад

      Cynical but hardly new.
      Remember during the financial crisis of 2008, many of those in the 1% today bought toxic mortgages and bet on them defaulting. So they had the best of both worlds.
      Cheap prices when they buy and huge payout from their bet when the economy crashed.

    • @OldSkoolWax
      @OldSkoolWax 4 года назад +3

      Yep. It's called disaster capitalism. While most people suffer, some get even richer. They profit from shock therapy.

  • @reighn401
    @reighn401 5 лет назад +10

    3:12 You CRACK ME UP LMFAO
    🏴😿🐧😻🏴

  • @tabb5818
    @tabb5818 3 года назад +2

    TRASH GOOD RIDDANCE

  • @luizpalombini3425
    @luizpalombini3425 5 лет назад +1

    Keep calm and brace yourselves!!!!

  • @xtiros2672
    @xtiros2672 5 лет назад +20

    And they say females aren’t funny well clearly they haven’t met Rachael Paris

    • @farmbrough
      @farmbrough 5 лет назад +3

      I was just thinking she wasn't funny.

    • @shakes1026
      @shakes1026 4 года назад +1

      I love her

    • @Whatsitallabaaat
      @Whatsitallabaaat 4 года назад +2

      Nothing about this is funny.

    • @shakes1026
      @shakes1026 4 года назад +1

      @@Whatsitallabaaat "🎵Perhaps I'll glass you now🎵"

  • @brianmurray7407
    @brianmurray7407 5 лет назад +21

    one of the funniest shows on .t.v. glad to see it back for a 3rd series ,yes it is vulgar the way the news should be told yes it is left-wing -good it tells the truth and al involved are hilarious and very funny while trying to make a serious point a great show may it continue

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад +2

      brian murray
      All good comedy tend to have a left-wing bias.....

    • @brianmurray7407
      @brianmurray7407 5 лет назад +1

      yes it propebly does and that is a good thing in my opinion remember when channel 4 first started the alternative comedy lot where left-wing during the 1980s and this is much the same anyway it is hilarious one of the best shows on t.v. at moment I especially like Rachel paris she is great

    • @Isclachau
      @Isclachau 4 года назад

      brian murray one of the funniest shows on t.v. 😂😂😂with jokes like that you should be presenting this garbage

  • @TheShafzz
    @TheShafzz 5 лет назад +9

    Remember when few countries mocked other countries and now the same things happens to them.... Karma is a.....

  • @love_me_tinder9244
    @love_me_tinder9244 4 года назад

    Can anyone, pls, tell me whether she writes her own material?

  • @mr_slidey
    @mr_slidey 5 лет назад +11

    Imagine supporting brexit, lmao

  • @maremaarten
    @maremaarten 5 лет назад +25

    Cheer up, when everything fails, you might wait for a new Roman, Saxon, Dane or Norman invasion! I even heard Trevor Noah making a joke about the Indians coming to the UK to bring order and civilization, I thought that was first class humour, if it wasn't so incredibly sad.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад +1

      Mare Van Hove
      Well, since the Normans was basically Danes and Norweigans, (Norse/Vikings), and the Saxons was from the Neatherlands, West coast of Germany, and from Denmark, (again), it would be rather fitting having Denmark seize control over UK!
      It seems to be the country of origin of the people who time and time again has been the most successfully invaders....
      And this time we will even promise to severely scale down on the raping, killing, and pillaging part!
      We will however bring Lemon Half Moon, (cake) and demand "Hygge" every Sunday afternoon....
      Raping will be limited to consensual interactions between adults!
      And while we're at it, maybe we should go and take back America as well, (as it was first discovered by the Norse), I'm sure it wouldn't harm them if we implemented the Nordic Model over there - which include universal healthcare!

    • @maremaarten
      @maremaarten 5 лет назад +3

      @John Burton that's just empty propaganda. What you truly want is no more immigrants.

    • @bf2840
      @bf2840 5 лет назад +1

      GorillaGuerilla The vikings sailed only to Canada, and they already are so clever to have universal healthcare. Ps I believe, that they landed in New Found Land.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 4 года назад

      @John Burton
      Oh, the stones "proving" early Semetic, (not Celtic), contact with the Americas, "found" by a guy who is known to be fraudulent...
      Sure buddy....

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 4 года назад

      @@bf2840
      Yes, you're right...

  • @gedanst1
    @gedanst1 3 года назад

    Too bad those who have to listen to you don't listen to you. But don't worry, keep smiling, the government is the same in my country and I think I can say that they are the same in all countries. Mark Twain said, "If the vote could change something, then it wouldn't be free" ... Whatever happens, at least for now, we have to admit that ordinary people can't change anything. Instead, we are lucky to have people like you among us! They do not have! I love Rachael Paris !

  • @SteveUrlz
    @SteveUrlz 5 лет назад +4

    Don't leave, staay with me

  • @colmivers
    @colmivers 5 лет назад +15

    But at least it'll be cheap lamb for a wee bit! Makes me wanna live in the UK for the first few weeks... until the antibiotics run out

    • @PaulTomblin
      @PaulTomblin 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I enjoyed the cheap lamb and beef when I lived there in the early 90s, but now I can't donate blood.

    • @colmivers
      @colmivers 5 лет назад

      @Herbert Chapman AFC what?

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 5 лет назад

      @colm I wouldn't bother trying to decipher Herbert. If his other replies on here are owt to go by, he's either on crack or has one hell of a head injury...

  • @imperatortutanchamuniii4703
    @imperatortutanchamuniii4703 4 года назад +1

    great show 👍

  • @FannyLerouxTime
    @FannyLerouxTime 5 лет назад +12

    One day we will look back on this and laugh when absolutely nothing happens.

    • @rdh-daliasjb3796
      @rdh-daliasjb3796 5 лет назад +3

      If absolutely nothing is going to happen what have we wasted Billions of £'s on?
      If things do end up crap what have we wasted Billions of £'s on?

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад

      There be gold in the hills of selling fear.
      Fear sells better than sex.

    • @FannyLerouxTime
      @FannyLerouxTime 3 года назад

      @Yurt Dweller still feel good about it.

  • @jonsid6628
    @jonsid6628 4 года назад

    No surprises here.

  • @jamiemarsburtonmusic
    @jamiemarsburtonmusic 3 года назад

    After 2020, Brexit is nothing.

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 5 лет назад +7

    3:13 This. Should be signs and banners of this image everywhere. Perhaps with a question mark. "Ready For Brexit?"
    Led By Donkeys, where you at?

  • @mellosays
    @mellosays 5 лет назад +1

    Awesome description.

  • @RupeWilson
    @RupeWilson 5 лет назад +4

    Now remind me, what am i paying my licence fee for ?

    • @johnl8757
      @johnl8757 5 лет назад +2

      @hater gater nothing liberal about the BBC mate. Have you seen the way they've been treating the Labour party the last 12 years?
      Farage on the telly at least once a week despite having no MPs and the party of opposition having to fight to get their message out at all

  • @richardtuxford1812
    @richardtuxford1812 3 года назад

    And one year on.... Boris's stooge in the BBC cancels the daily mash....

  • @ZanzibarBreeze
    @ZanzibarBreeze 4 года назад +2

    Poor Rachel Parris, bless her, somebody at some point in her youth must have told her she was funny.

    • @ellensugden5609
      @ellensugden5609 4 года назад +3

      Zanzibar Breeze probably the same person who told you your opinion mattered

  • @reighn401
    @reighn401 5 лет назад +2

    I LOVE!!!!! HOW BUBBLY YOU OPEN WITH and SEEM to be.
    /Bow, You MAKE me Smile

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent 5 лет назад +13

    Brexit was never a good idea

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 5 лет назад

      But a very british idea.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent 5 лет назад

      @@llothar68 I'm not British, and right now I'm living in a glass house!🇺🇸

    • @llothar68
      @llothar68 5 лет назад

      @@1Kent So when is Texit coming? We are ready for some lone star lonelyness.

    • @AlanWattResistance
      @AlanWattResistance 5 лет назад

      @@1Kent America should never have left the British empire.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent 5 лет назад

      @@llothar68 you'd have to ask a Texan.

  • @rodden1953
    @rodden1953 3 года назад +4

    Now the BBC have removed this show from the orders of the Government , so much for impartiality

    • @TheBeast-ub9jo
      @TheBeast-ub9jo 3 года назад

      This turned out to show the reality of Brexit...it was seen as a comedy satire...now I look back at all the shows and see it as a factual documentary lol

    • @rodden1953
      @rodden1953 3 года назад

      @@TheBeast-ub9jo So true , the BBC cant have them making a new show proving they were right .

  • @jbagger331
    @jbagger331 5 лет назад +4

    Yellowhammer is the worst case scenario written by a remainer, calm down people, this is just propaganda.

    • @Senjlimbu
      @Senjlimbu 5 лет назад +2

      Lol. Before it started being called worst case scenario, it was 'base level scenario'/statement of fact.
      It's not a worst case scenario, it's stating what WTO rules are and how it will be implemented into our economic process that currently runs on a different economic model.
      The tarriffs on livestock is WTO tarriffs.
      It's not 'the worst likely thing to happen' it's 'what will happen if we run our economy strictly on WTO rules' on a third country status, which is a default in our particular case if we don't have access to the single market.

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад

      @@Senjlimbu It started with an anonymous source leaking it with one header, then Hammond leaked it with another header, then 10 months passed and now it's being brought up again to avoid a general election.
      The original article was some Guardian piece with the scoop, can't remember who wrote it, in that piece the rumour was that it had the header best case, then it was leaked by Hammond with the reasonable worst case header, then everybody forgot about it because a story about a Brexit induced avocado shortage could threathen the diet of malnourished vegan London upper middle class entertainers, cue panicked reactions, rinse repeat ad finitam.
      Next up, Zombies will eat your nan due to Brexit.

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 5 лет назад +1

      J Bagger Wasn’t Brexit supposed to be “easy”...

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад

      @@deanlowdon8381 I mean avocados are not a necessity, it's a luxury, it's a not particularly healthy nut, it's basically a fatty nut which tastes like vegan soap.

    • @amigaamigo5307
      @amigaamigo5307 5 лет назад

      They didn’t even ask Calais what their plans were

  • @martinobrien7110
    @martinobrien7110 5 лет назад +6

    YOU HAVE TO LAUGH . BREXIT IS SO GOD DAMM AWFUL .

  • @dougaltolan3017
    @dougaltolan3017 3 года назад +2

    1:50 "food shortages, medicine shortages, queues at ports, hard border in Ireland, protests and rioting, fire storms, locusts, rabbit eating foxes, and the inevitable return of Noel's house party...."
    I think you missed one there...

  • @OccyDaBoss
    @OccyDaBoss 4 года назад

    love that IT reference

  • @DKDexter999
    @DKDexter999 5 лет назад +2

    That is Rachel Parris telling Nish he'll be among the first to perish. Or will he be the first to Parris? And what does it mean "to Parris"?
    THOSE ARE THE QUESTIONS YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASKING; WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

  • @petermorris9592
    @petermorris9592 5 лет назад

    Very funny. I like the way in each scenario the words "could" and "might" have been replaced by "will".

  • @punkdevon
    @punkdevon 3 года назад

    She talks like a children's presenter

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 года назад +1

      Thats the joke.
      Bright and cheerful disaster reporting

  • @hifi8844
    @hifi8844 5 лет назад

    Making a joke of it now but what if it is all bad news. Only time will tell.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 5 лет назад +1

      Yellowhammer is the base report ( as in likely to happen) apparently black swan report is where the shit really hits the fan.

  • @3506Dodge
    @3506Dodge 5 лет назад +2

    I'm ready for cheap lamb meat.

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад

      3506Dodge
      Just don't get food poisoning - antibiotics will not be as easy to come by....

    • @3506Dodge
      @3506Dodge 5 лет назад

      @@gorillaguerillaDK Drug companies will just suddenly loss interest in selling to willing customers?

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад

      @@3506Dodge
      It's not about what drug companies want, it's about regulations, such as tarrifs, and safety standards!

    • @3506Dodge
      @3506Dodge 5 лет назад

      @@gorillaguerillaDK the drug companies will suddenly start producing drugs that are less safe than before? Why would they do that?

  • @nizviz
    @nizviz 4 года назад

    I do like the Mash Report but their thought process is way out of kilt with the vast amount of the population.

  • @videogamer3999
    @videogamer3999 5 лет назад

    3:18 funny

  • @ravenshireful
    @ravenshireful 5 лет назад +11

    Why do they add canned laughter?

    • @kh23797
      @kh23797 5 лет назад +8

      There was a live audience - I know, I was sitting in the front row gazing at Rachel's lovely ankles! Maybe you didn't laugh but the audience did and no 'canned laughter' was needed.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 5 лет назад

      @@ravenshireful And I think Hamboles replied (as people always do when someone asks that under a Daily Mash video) that it isn't canned. btw: ooo, you're so brave.

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 5 лет назад +2

      ravenshireful You can see the audience in the video...

    • @rob_3417
      @rob_3417 5 лет назад +3

      @@deanlowdon8381 still canned laughter though.

    • @deanlowdon8381
      @deanlowdon8381 5 лет назад +2

      Rob 7 What would lead you to believe that when you can actually see people laughing?

  • @anthonyxaar3688
    @anthonyxaar3688 5 лет назад +2

    Leaving will be hard, and in the short term difficult. However as with all things, once free of any shackles we will prosper. "Also what people forget is" We can re- vote to join again in the future. We are a democratic country. It is a shame that politicians do not share this idiom. We have become to soft and lazy, letting other's including non elected officials make our decisions in Europe. The EU is broken at the moment. I do not see the benefit of staying under it's current structure. Once fully reformed and fully democratic, Yes why not.

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, we can be free to be bullied by America into accepting their chlorinated chicken and their interference in our NHS.

    • @anthonyxaar3688
      @anthonyxaar3688 5 лет назад

      Probably a lot more than you, thank you.@@chetmanley1885

  • @paulgibbons2320
    @paulgibbons2320 5 лет назад +2

    No such thing as 'No deal'. Just means we would need further negotiation after leaving.
    A deal is the preferred option. But not at any price. It would only minimise the immediate impact of leaving for the UK and European businesses.
    We would do just fine if we came straight out.

    • @paulgibbons2320
      @paulgibbons2320 5 лет назад

      @ i agree that its highly unlikely the UK will get a deal. But we never voted for one in the first place.
      Democracy is something the greedy business grinders don't control. Ultimately democracy will win.
      Sorry you wish to give so much power to those mongols and Oligarchs.
      You mean nothing to them.
      You are literally just a smudge on their spread sheet. Without people spending money. These businesses are nothing. Ask Gillette.

    • @paulgibbons2320
      @paulgibbons2320 5 лет назад

      @ an just this once they let us in on the act.
      An you want to throw that away.

    • @paulgibbons2320
      @paulgibbons2320 5 лет назад

      @ its you talking about feelings not facts.

  • @ashecbtb9509
    @ashecbtb9509 5 лет назад +1

    Who remembers Y2K? Anybody get the feeling of DeJavu? Lets see where we are a year from now? If the People's will is followed, then the British will be out of the EU, and my bet is that life will go on as normal, without any huge financial problems for Britain. Cant say the same for the EU. They really need the $32B or thereabouts that Britain pays to them each year.

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 5 лет назад +2

      Even your example is stupid. Y2K wasn't a problem precisely because everyone did something about it. Unlike now when there is no plan for how to Brexit.

    • @ashecbtb9509
      @ashecbtb9509 5 лет назад +1

      @@Karajorma Try to be more objective and less emotional when you enter into the interactive world of youtube. Debates are much more productive than name calling. Y2K is now behind us and so it is easy to say with hindsight that something was done about it. At the time however, the same doom & gloom messages were being shouted out as we are now hearing with regard to Brexit. My point is that the outcome will be the same. In one year from now, with the benefit of hindsight, I invite you to reply to this thread. Have a good day.

    • @nickshale6926
      @nickshale6926 5 лет назад +2

      Ashec BTB I’m betting that 12 months from now you’ll have quietly deleted this post out of embarrassment.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 5 лет назад +1

      The base report yellowhammer and it's 'oh shit hit the fan' big brother report, black swan are written by experts no emotions there. Nice condescending tone you have there. We also don't have the departmental impact reports for the base no deal Brexit.

    • @ashecbtb9509
      @ashecbtb9509 5 лет назад +1

      @@goblinwisdom Oh, so you mean somebody is doing something about it? That is good. Plan for the worst, but expect the best by addressing the issues and identifying them. This is how Y2K was avoided.

  • @KW-rb4vf
    @KW-rb4vf 3 года назад +6

    Haha I’m so smug watching this after Boris won a huge majority and we left the eu with a deal, classic bbc lefty ignorance 😏😏🤣🤣

    • @darrenwalker257
      @darrenwalker257 3 года назад

      Yes got a deal but it a bad deal. Just ask Jd Sports the fishing community cheese companies. People in Wine industry how great Brexit it is any many many more business to

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 года назад

      Its a great deal
      We bot everything we wanted and you didn't said the EU

    • @modithorson7484
      @modithorson7484 Год назад

      😂😂😂 aged like unpasteurized milk.

  • @srimanrockz1525
    @srimanrockz1525 5 лет назад +6

    Please laugh for her Jokes

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 5 лет назад

    So there's gonna be famine, better whip out the old Saxon methods of surviving a famine

  • @petitio_principii
    @petitio_principii 5 лет назад +3

    Putin is very happy.

  • @richardsalisbury496
    @richardsalisbury496 3 года назад

    Good to see BBC balance again

  • @boykovasilev8834
    @boykovasilev8834 5 лет назад +1

    Leave means leave !!!

    • @superberniecat5042
      @superberniecat5042 5 лет назад +2

      and what do you want from leaving exactly? What's the reason you voted to leave and in what way does it make our lives in Britain better?

  • @Djent7779
    @Djent7779 5 лет назад

    Houseparty ha ha ha ha ha

  • @davidlance5310
    @davidlance5310 5 лет назад +1

    As much as I know these comedians are supposed to have their hearts in the right place, I wish there was one comedian in the country who could really voice their fears over how brexit will affect the country & tell everyone to rise up. I want them to say that they’d rather be homeless & dead in the streets for standing up for many rights rather than be yet another mouthpiece making resistance feel so powerless

    • @ajf9408
      @ajf9408 5 лет назад +2

      Lol they already did rise up... And voted for brexit

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 5 лет назад

      Ahem, Rachel Parris is a product of a certain school in which only those with the proper backgrund is allowed to attend if they are engaged in the favorite pastime of the less intelligent members of that group of people who govern you.
      Which is why she's an entertainer, in the olden days she would be waiting for Mister Darcy.

  • @davidboyle2476
    @davidboyle2476 4 года назад

    No wonder the BBC are going to lose the license money.

  • @TorgeSlayer
    @TorgeSlayer 5 лет назад +12

    ooh look the bbc's one sided political view

    • @superberniecat5042
      @superberniecat5042 5 лет назад

      yeah they really are too right leaning aren't they (says the left when watching many other BBC shows).

  • @hfredydl
    @hfredydl 5 лет назад +2

    Rachel Parris!!!! So good to see her being cute and funny ☺️

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 5 лет назад

    Chipflake had the right idea because he moved out of the UK

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад

      @Herbert Chapman AFC not sure if that's good advice, an insult or a threat to leve the country ASAP to avoid persecution.

  • @boogiewoogie9770
    @boogiewoogie9770 5 лет назад

    Gammon for all!

  • @redmeeko592
    @redmeeko592 5 лет назад

    :(

  • @davidrobertsemail
    @davidrobertsemail 5 лет назад +1

    I wonder how the BBC feels about Brexit?

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад +1

      David Roberts
      They've gone heels over head to be "fair and balanced", (in the news etc..)
      Problem with being "balanced" is that on one side is someone who don't have a clue, lies, and is prepared to harm the country and on the other side is the experts telling why Brexit is such an insane idea....
      News shouldn't be "balanced", they should be based on facts!

    • @davidrobertsemail
      @davidrobertsemail 5 лет назад

      GorillaGuerilla the BBC is supposed to be fair and balanced.
      It’s clearly not.
      Can you list all the right wing comedians they have on? No?
      All the comedians are left wing!

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 5 лет назад

      @@davidrobertsemail
      That's because good comedy has a leftist bias...

    • @davidrobertsemail
      @davidrobertsemail 5 лет назад

      GorillaGuerilla you can’t.

    • @davidrobertsemail
      @davidrobertsemail 5 лет назад

      Graeme Barker they can’t exist as nobody will employ them. Especially the BBC which dominates.

  • @firstnamelastname7113
    @firstnamelastname7113 4 года назад

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  • @ranat5526
    @ranat5526 5 лет назад

    Deep set eyes, straight up and down, big skull, long Arms , big feet so you know what it really is!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 лет назад

      A human.

  • @gothnerd887
    @gothnerd887 5 лет назад

    If were going to be more at risk from terrorists then does that mean we'll also be at risk from invasions?

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 5 лет назад

      Not unless you think an invasion from an EU country is a genuine possibility.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад

      @@fenhen I wasn't thinking of an EU country I was thinking of a country in desperate need of fertile farmland

    • @bf2840
      @bf2840 5 лет назад

      Goth Nerd I saw in TV program, that EU were more afraid of an English invastion. Even your Queen left your country with a suitcase. But it was a comedy show, I think hehe.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад +1

      @@bf2840 well we do have a history of invading almost every country

    • @bf2840
      @bf2840 5 лет назад

      Goth Nerd Even my country have invaded two times by you. But we have also invaded you too, but that was over 1000 years ago.

  • @thomasbonner8464
    @thomasbonner8464 5 лет назад

    104 thumbs down?

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 5 лет назад +5

      Hardcore Brexiteers downvote anything which tries to point out that Brexit might cause problems. I'd be surprised if it only stays in triple digits.

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 года назад +1

      @Alt Fit Seriously? You turn up 3 months later and that's the best you have? Are you the kind of sad act who has decided that the last election is a reason to go on a victory tour of old Brexit videos?
      That's about the saddest thing I can think of.

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 года назад +1

      @Alt Fit You see what I mean? If you've won, why do you feel the need to come on here just to pick a fight? It's obvious you have to strut cause you have nothing better in your life than the fact that you were on the winning team in an election between several dreadful candidates.
      The fact that you're doing it is sad. But the fact that you believe it makes you a winner is tragic.

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 года назад +1

      @Alt Fit Except that you aren't doing that.
      a) Firstly you're proving my point about hardcore brexiters. I pointed out that brexiters have nothing better to do than go around the internet downvoting videos. And now you're here, picking arguments with random strangers on the internet because the fact that you voted for the same team as several million other people is the only thing you have in your pathetic life.
      Every single thing you have posted proves my point. Winners don't need to go around crowing about how they won. Winners are too busy winning to do that.
      b) I don't even live in the UK! Brexit actually made me richer last time I visited because the pound was worth next to nothing compared to the currency I was converting from. So, I'm not angry or frustrated, I'm amused. You are funny. I'm _laughing_ at you and the dumb assumptions you've made. I'm _laughing_ at how this argument is probably the best thing in your life at the moment. Feel free to reply though, I love watching a puppet dance for my amusement.

  • @thecockerel86
    @thecockerel86 5 лет назад

    It's only a month and a half till Disaster Capitalist Christmas! Yay!

  • @action1976
    @action1976 3 года назад +1

    Yes all these no deal catastrophe predictions didn't come to pass, shame she didn't make a prediction that the MASH report would be cancelled.

  • @butIwantpewee
    @butIwantpewee 4 года назад +1

    Just checking, but this is a comedy, right?

  • @Problembeing
    @Problembeing 5 лет назад +5

    I’m old enough to remember when the BBC was funny.

  • @nikolrangelova959
    @nikolrangelova959 5 лет назад

    Lol😄😍😘😎❤️💯👍

  • @streakybacon4479
    @streakybacon4479 4 года назад +1

    how did the election go lefties?

  • @deansmith4752
    @deansmith4752 5 лет назад +3

    People laugh because this is true..... and no one has thought this though.

    • @Jimmy4video
      @Jimmy4video 5 лет назад +1

      Loads of people did, unfortunately they were outnumbered by those who didn't.

    • @amigaamigo5307
      @amigaamigo5307 5 лет назад

      We did this is zionist propaganda

    • @Jimmy4video
      @Jimmy4video 5 лет назад

      @@amigaamigo5307 zionist??? You should take it easy on the shrooms.

  • @ammorreztristar
    @ammorreztristar 4 года назад +1

    Woke. Cringeworthy. Painfully Unfunny.....just a few words to describe this God awful so called 'comedy' programme.
    So much for the so called 'impartiality' stance of the publicly funded BBC.
    Shameful.

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 4 года назад +1

      Awww look at the poor triggered snowflake

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 4 года назад

      @Alt Fit congrats you ruined your country?

  • @michaelportaloo1981
    @michaelportaloo1981 5 лет назад +4

    She makes it look easy...to be completely unfunny.

  • @bede32
    @bede32 5 лет назад +2

    Good god! Is this what the BBC classes as comedy these days? Strewth!

  • @nicocacci4070
    @nicocacci4070 5 лет назад +8

    Lefty humour.. Sing the red flag and have done with it...

  • @amourmtungo623
    @amourmtungo623 5 лет назад +1

    There’s no difference between brexit talk, fear and hope or let’s say “ no one knows about tomorrow.

  • @user-re6mq1fk6g
    @user-re6mq1fk6g 5 лет назад +1

    #fakenews

  • @allnamesaretaken
    @allnamesaretaken 4 года назад

    We keep hearing these "all out anarchy" claims and i can't be the only one who feels disappointed.
    I was expecting more but its all been a bit anti-climatic.

  • @tlaoyr
    @tlaoyr 5 лет назад +3

    ❄️

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 4 года назад

      It's only ever people complaining about other people's opinions that say snowflake which is about as ironic as it gets.

  • @fatherrob5128
    @fatherrob5128 5 лет назад +4

    Another portion of propaganda for the poor proletariat

    • @superberniecat5042
      @superberniecat5042 5 лет назад +1

      Leave propaganda I presume you mean, considering this is all taken from the Conservatives own 'base case scenario' which they've now renamed 'worst case scenario' so as not to scare too many people.