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  • Опубликовано: 21 апр 2024
  • i have found the most insane pokimane simp steam profile of all time...
    live on twitch: / ohnepixel
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Комментарии • 526

  • @leftbehindpinkbicycle1232
    @leftbehindpinkbicycle1232 Месяц назад +5564

    Why is this an official channel video 💀

    • @txhq
      @txhq Месяц назад +40

      cus

    • @FrogShmeat
      @FrogShmeat Месяц назад +290

      Cause it involves his queen

    • @-.-1724
      @-.-1724 Месяц назад +57

      makes it even funnier tbh

    • @MintP1cker
      @MintP1cker Месяц назад +4

      free money

    • @aromatic8565
      @aromatic8565 Месяц назад +17

      Why is this more of a concern to you than the most unhinged obsessive profile 💀

  • @shimuthedoggo4496
    @shimuthedoggo4496 Месяц назад +2850

    This is either a rich dude playing the most expensive joke ever or this is the scariest man to walk the earth

    • @warsouk
      @warsouk Месяц назад +47

      I can't believe he is serious, 100% joke

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Месяц назад +131

      @@warsouk The amount of effort put into this, I highly doubt it's a joke if not this dude is still regularly simping for someone else on the side. Those type of creepy dudes that regularly edit their profile base on what chick they're into at the moment.

    • @sorenvc
      @sorenvc Месяц назад +21

      @@NinjapowerMS it's not much effort... it isn't difficult to turn your profile into this if you already bought showcases and have the knowledge. although this 9 month sub streak is making me question it. must be the loneliest guy ever even more so than me.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Месяц назад +6

      @@sorenvc He has a video uploaded a year ago with Poki mentioning his name so he could link it back to his steam. Yes he's that sad or he's the most committed comedian. Which is still sad if this is your material

    • @HieuVu-lo6st
      @HieuVu-lo6st Месяц назад

      i can tell he joking lol. There is no way your self-esteem was so low that you described your self as autistic monkey and a whole paragraph about barking in several language

  • @vzus
    @vzus Месяц назад +2876

    the "i need a case to calm down" and "i can quit any time guys" is a classic combo

    • @Dr_goman
      @Dr_goman Месяц назад +2

      Indeed you can bro 😂😂

    • @fermentating3420
      @fermentating3420 Месяц назад +17

      ​@@Dr_goman yes, "indeed you can" is a classic combo

    • @BigDaddyJesus69
      @BigDaddyJesus69 Месяц назад +2

      "and - schade"
      *video ends*

    • @reapermodus2130
      @reapermodus2130 Месяц назад +1

      never understand how you can calm down from opening cases xD either you get sh1t and be mad or you get good stuff and be hyped but 100% not calm xD

    • @acenovaYT
      @acenovaYT 19 дней назад

      the case like straight up put him on the same level as leo haha

  • @nicholasgaulin1085
    @nicholasgaulin1085 Месяц назад +1997

    That’s for sure ohne’s burner steam account.

  • @soldem5237
    @soldem5237 Месяц назад +1336

    bruh 2 groups in common 💀

  • @semi__colon
    @semi__colon Месяц назад +544

    what 3000 hours of counter strike does to a mans brain

    • @Dr_goman
      @Dr_goman Месяц назад +5

      What does 10 k do?

    • @Miko36110
      @Miko36110 Месяц назад +53

      @@Dr_goman belle delphine💀

    • @user-pe6ct7ut8t
      @user-pe6ct7ut8t Месяц назад +11

      @@Miko36110 That aint half bad.. compared to pokiemane.

    • @cxp.b
      @cxp.b Месяц назад +1

      @@Dr_goman what 14k do !!!
      belive me it was a waste of time one thing you should do is respecting your time give evrything its limits and you will be good + dont dooont wast time in this stupid thing 14k hrs for what a game without anti_cheate its realy bad

    • @thighhighenthusiastic1268
      @thighhighenthusiastic1268 Месяц назад +1

      @@Dr_goman you learn russian

  • @seavs1
    @seavs1 Месяц назад +793

    M E N T A L I L L N E S S

    • @TheyabLo_
      @TheyabLo_ Месяц назад +15

      And I thought I'm mentally ill 😂

    • @zaxzun
      @zaxzun Месяц назад +21

      @@TheyabLo_ ive been diagnosed with multiple mental illnes things. and even i feel more normal then that guy

    • @holy_pony8873
      @holy_pony8873 Месяц назад +4

      No but seriously streamers take advantage of people that are weak mentally for whatever reason and make a career out of it, its pathetic

    • @CometWarriorYT
      @CometWarriorYT Месяц назад

      @@zaxzun you probably are more normal than him

    • @Lukasfr
      @Lukasfr 18 дней назад

      @@holy_pony8873 what are u even saying what does this video have to do with taking advantage of someone are u ok??

  • @vaznussis8729
    @vaznussis8729 Месяц назад +587

    Can’t even talk trash at that point ngl. If he’s balling he’s balling but man is it frightening to see this much obsession

    • @jenzu4229
      @jenzu4229 Месяц назад +40

      we can always talk trash bruv

    • @NateDargyy
      @NateDargyy Месяц назад +109

      having money aint no excuse for this shit bro

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM Месяц назад

      This isn't ballin, it's just straight up mental illness 💀

    • @VorkTorque
      @VorkTorque Месяц назад

      @@NateDargyy Preach

  • @M1chael_
    @M1chael_ Месяц назад +316

    Eva Elfie Peek IS WILD OHNE

    • @md3d519
      @md3d519 Месяц назад +1

      the what ?

    • @calvingameprays
      @calvingameprays Месяц назад

      @@md3d519 the group

    • @sylvester4207
      @sylvester4207 Месяц назад +5

      @@md3d519 One of the groups they have in common

  • @fuzzymcgee_
    @fuzzymcgee_ Месяц назад +310

    thanks for clarifying that "this is not your alt account" very suspicious indeed ...

  • @nukamz6583
    @nukamz6583 Месяц назад +450

    keep this man 100000000000000 km away from schools

    • @Blackwell0102
      @Blackwell0102 Месяц назад +20

      ? Poki is pushing 30 mah drillah

    • @ultraviolence3632
      @ultraviolence3632 Месяц назад +39

      away from society you mean

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi Месяц назад +14

      @@Blackwell0102 He is not well. Poki has little to do with it.

    • @jaylowlp6181
      @jaylowlp6181 Месяц назад +1

      @@UmamiPapi Poki is a reason for corruption. Example: A (shown above)

    • @holy_pony8873
      @holy_pony8873 Месяц назад +1

      @@UmamiPapi Youre wrong, dont you understand that streamers do everything in their power to make their audience parasocial. I mean clearly he was weak before that but the whole point it is that theyre trying to exploit that breach...

  • @gabrieltoma1998
    @gabrieltoma1998 Месяц назад +120

    4k pokimane points is crazy

    • @lilmadlil
      @lilmadlil Месяц назад +1

      I need explaination. How much time is it will be?

    • @nicksmith1988
      @nicksmith1988 Месяц назад

      ​@@lilmadlil its hard to tell because there are many ways to get points faster.
      tier 1 sub=1.2x points
      tier 2 sub=1.4x points
      tier 3 sub=2x points
      other ways to get points: watch streaks 1-5+, participating in raids, google extensions that automatically claim bonuses.)
      if we assume he did none of this and wasnt claiming bonuses in chat, it would take: 1 hours and 20 minutes
      which is not much time ngl

    • @warsouk
      @warsouk Месяц назад +6

      @@lilmadlil not much, couple of hours.

    • @bgbd182
      @bgbd182 Месяц назад +14

      he forgor he was watching Pokimane in his main account not his alt

    • @1cbc81
      @1cbc81 Месяц назад +1

      @@lilmadlil12hrs

  • @moronic5805
    @moronic5805 Месяц назад +15

    I love the sudden "Nein!" and "Was?!" in between sentences and silence

  • @kent-ingestensen5371
    @kent-ingestensen5371 Месяц назад +85

    This is honestly just sad to watch

    • @samp2651
      @samp2651 Месяц назад +1

      like you 😂

    • @Noja2
      @Noja2 Месяц назад +27

      ​@@samp2651? Thats a kindergarden playground level insult

    • @enteoz1694
      @enteoz1694 Месяц назад +1

      It's unbelievable people like that even exist

    • @user-xu1co2mi4k
      @user-xu1co2mi4k Месяц назад

      @@samp2651 did you like yourself lmao

    • @ignatovski04
      @ignatovski04 10 дней назад

      @@samp2651 average non educated simp kid of pokimane

  • @Rvx6
    @Rvx6 Месяц назад +113

    imagine the smell of his room

  • @aarohemmo
    @aarohemmo Месяц назад +140

    ohnepixels best alt

  • @haturpl7159
    @haturpl7159 Месяц назад +39

    thats just depressing

  • @asdf0822
    @asdf0822 Месяц назад +56

    Sickening.

  • @powyyyyy
    @powyyyyy Месяц назад +52

    new mental illness just dropped 😭

  • @jyztyz2324
    @jyztyz2324 Месяц назад +30

    most normal ohne vid love it

  • @MisterDoomHimself
    @MisterDoomHimself Месяц назад +9

    As a fellow dutchman, I need you all to understand he stands alone in this.... He is no longer welcome to buy weed or go the the red zone disctrict... or whatever else we are known for.

  • @Simon-xk6mq
    @Simon-xk6mq Месяц назад +4

    That story was something else

  • @Galeritor
    @Galeritor Месяц назад +12

    poki has to see this clip fr

  • @DonaCSGO
    @DonaCSGO Месяц назад +19

    Ohnes burner account

  • @smokeweave3925
    @smokeweave3925 Месяц назад +8

    if anyone calls you a broke boy show them this

  • @danielvelkov116
    @danielvelkov116 Месяц назад +15

    ive never seen someoen so cooked

    • @tpl1339
      @tpl1339 Месяц назад +1

      buddys dry aged

  • @L3ZC
    @L3ZC Месяц назад +5

    I saw this live and I couldn't believe, I'm seeing it again and I still can't believe

  • @lodevandenberg5361
    @lodevandenberg5361 Месяц назад +2

    As someone from the Netherlands we DO NOT claim this guy!!!

  • @Audiofears
    @Audiofears Месяц назад

    This is for sure a well elaborated prank

  • @Mokka-wb2gl
    @Mokka-wb2gl Месяц назад

    I confused and surprised at the whole video but the case opening to “ease his mind” at the end make me laugh

  • @GAZEmusic69
    @GAZEmusic69 Месяц назад +7

    Even if it's a joke, this is just fucking sad

  • @_fd
    @_fd Месяц назад +7

    bro is a version of 2020 you

  • @S4NSE
    @S4NSE Месяц назад +1

    I didn't even know you could have that many artwork and screenshot showcases 😂

  • @potassium3649
    @potassium3649 12 дней назад +2

    bro has the aura (not showering for ages)

  • @voidworth9004
    @voidworth9004 Месяц назад +5

    i would disown my son

  • @itsdezzire5461
    @itsdezzire5461 Месяц назад +3

    “This is not my old acc”💀

  • @Ryzxun
    @Ryzxun Месяц назад +1

    Sad to see these type of people not trying to seek professional help

  • @Haydxn_P
    @Haydxn_P Месяц назад +2

    i respect the dedication honestly

  • @yalocaldex
    @yalocaldex 27 дней назад +2

    I love how he needs to clarify that it's not his alt account 💀

  • @leothelionslayer5641
    @leothelionslayer5641 Месяц назад +13

    As a Leo we dont claim this person.

    • @DemsW
      @DemsW Месяц назад

      You are opposites on the leo spectrum

  • @Dr.PeterLaFleur
    @Dr.PeterLaFleur Месяц назад +14

    This world is so empty when it comes to even lowest lvl of self-respect and morals

  • @md3d519
    @md3d519 Месяц назад

    bro was so flabbergasted he went back and forth between english and german

  • @user-it2ss1wm3z
    @user-it2ss1wm3z Месяц назад +3

    imagine starting dating like an actual human just for the girl to see your steam pfp

  • @DiegoideGetsNoBitches
    @DiegoideGetsNoBitches Месяц назад +65

    If that man put as much dedication into something else we would have flying cars

  • @M0nkeyman
    @M0nkeyman 11 дней назад +1

    he wrote a whole book, bro ohnepixel so eine Legende der CS:GO Szene lol

  • @beacer
    @beacer 21 день назад +1

    "he wrote a whole book" LMAO

  • @MobyHuge123
    @MobyHuge123 Месяц назад +1

    Not the chatgpt 💀

  • @75tgvfby6
    @75tgvfby6 Месяц назад +11

    blud's gone, there's no turning back for him 😭🙏

  • @augustcederberg5904
    @augustcederberg5904 Месяц назад +1

    Ohne showed his main 💀

  • @whiterhinorecreational9299
    @whiterhinorecreational9299 Месяц назад +2

    Pokimane got ohnopixel talking like xqc

  • @pepsicola7992
    @pepsicola7992 Месяц назад +4

    Church of Poki got me🤣

  • @woid0
    @woid0 Месяц назад +8

    dear mr. editor, what was the other thumbnail that didnt make it and ohne waffled about on stream?

    • @IpadBatteryEater
      @IpadBatteryEater Месяц назад +8

      We wanted to use poki feet for thumbnail

    • @woid0
      @woid0 Месяц назад +5

      @@IpadBatteryEater nahh 💀

  • @I_agree
    @I_agree 20 дней назад

    Bro is not seeing the gates💀

  • @DescendDab
    @DescendDab Месяц назад +1

    As a Dutch person, this particular Dutch person has lowered the swagpoints of The Netherlands by 10%

  • @InternalxHD
    @InternalxHD Месяц назад +2

    i lost braincells with simps

  • @radddish
    @radddish Месяц назад +1

    korrectionz ? is that you buddy ? PokiBurrito

  • @reapermodus2130
    @reapermodus2130 Месяц назад

    i for some reason have the sudden feeling to buy a 30 bucks cookie packet

  • @NqniKun2001
    @NqniKun2001 Месяц назад +9

    Discord moderator vides

  • @EthanSchaner
    @EthanSchaner 12 дней назад

    him actually being subbed is wild bro xd

  • @jessicaabel3481
    @jessicaabel3481 Месяц назад +1

    That's actually deranged

  • @vlonelywrld1426
    @vlonelywrld1426 Месяц назад +1

    i cant believe u cut out the part where u got admitted being ur alt steam account

  • @ItsLifeJim_VB
    @ItsLifeJim_VB Месяц назад

    "guys this is not my alt account" yeah right buddy I'm onto you >:)

  • @weabooavatar399
    @weabooavatar399 Месяц назад

    I thought pictures were removed in steam

  • @itagamineko
    @itagamineko 20 дней назад

    sometimes people like something so much, that they feel the need to assert themselves, and prove to themselves by any means necessary, that they absolutely deserve to love this specific thing. Be it an Anime, Fictional Character, Concept or in this case... a Twitch Streamer.
    And this usually goes pretty far, if life lets them.

  • @SpecsWitched
    @SpecsWitched 20 дней назад

    So confused on the skins not shown

  • @isthatjun
    @isthatjun Месяц назад +1

    “WAT IS THIS PROFAYULLUH”

  • @jonathanbrinks7445
    @jonathanbrinks7445 Месяц назад

    Nice of you to finally show us your alt account ohne.

  • @ReyOfLight727
    @ReyOfLight727 Месяц назад +1

    Idk if i should impressed or concerned

  • @exus00
    @exus00 Месяц назад +3

    this is so funny how are people unironically taking it seriously

  • @miornajib3288
    @miornajib3288 Месяц назад

    "it doesnt make it better you accept it"
    im dying haha

  • @_Swayin
    @_Swayin Месяц назад +5

    This ain't got nothing on k-pop profiles

    • @karwane1
      @karwane1 Месяц назад +4

      Yea but kpop is a brand, this is just some d tier streamer person.

    • @FrazzleFlib
      @FrazzleFlib Месяц назад

      at least kpop bands actually do something worthy of admiration ie making music, pokimane is just a bog standard twitch coomer baiter lmao

  • @sylvester4207
    @sylvester4207 Месяц назад

    Me and my friend is having a debate about the Eva Elfie Peek server you were in. We need to get a peek into the server to get to the bottom of this.

  • @ethernet764
    @ethernet764 Месяц назад +1

    When does a joke stop becoming a joke? When it was serious all along.

  • @minixt9835
    @minixt9835 Месяц назад +1

    WE ARE SOO COOKED!!!

  • @ColorCodeWhite
    @ColorCodeWhite Месяц назад

    its over, were so done lads

  • @GiulianoVenturo
    @GiulianoVenturo Месяц назад +1

    ngl I dont understand how those kinda ppl have THAT much money. like how do they even have a "life" if all they do is simping all day, like doesn't make sense

  • @hans1783
    @hans1783 24 дня назад +1

    There are some things that aren't meant to be understood…

  • @satou9508
    @satou9508 Месяц назад +1

    ohne's incognito steam account

  • @Gavin_jk
    @Gavin_jk Месяц назад +2

    this is sad, he has better skins than me

  • @yarou3124
    @yarou3124 Месяц назад +2

    This guy gets to vote

  • @legiralle
    @legiralle День назад

    Now we know who was her editor

  • @milkcurdle1629
    @milkcurdle1629 Месяц назад +1

    Ohne hahhaha be like "Just want to make that clear, this is not my alt account"

    • @AniPlut0
      @AniPlut0 24 дня назад

      Is the person talking is pokamane simp?

  • @junes4jpg
    @junes4jpg Месяц назад +3

    Thats Crazy 💀

  • @noobyplays7679
    @noobyplays7679 Месяц назад +1

    Bro down bad

  • @ic0nicstreams
    @ic0nicstreams Месяц назад +1

    This is the most relevant Pokimane has been in years.

  • @tricktap8502
    @tricktap8502 Месяц назад +1

    The parasocial is strong in this one..

  • @Chromastellia
    @Chromastellia Месяц назад +1

    nah you know it's bad when you get secondhand embarassment

  • @Jetstreamsammy
    @Jetstreamsammy Месяц назад +3

    look at the mutual groups

  • @EthanSchaner
    @EthanSchaner 12 дней назад +1

    I haven't cringed this hard at a steam profile ever.

  • @Radioactivepaladin0703
    @Radioactivepaladin0703 Месяц назад +1

    Eva Elfie group is crazy

  • @Ezraph2001
    @Ezraph2001 20 дней назад

    blud made a pokimane fan fiction

  • @seiaghen
    @seiaghen 6 дней назад

    kinda ironic at the end when he started simping for a video game

  • @lovesusalmon7665
    @lovesusalmon7665 Месяц назад +1

    He wrote a whole book 💀

  • @Dapper974
    @Dapper974 Месяц назад +2

    What was the mac 10 at the end? i didnt know so i didnt know

    • @Jaybird9x
      @Jaybird9x 18 дней назад

      i would also like to know xd

  • @ruslanagadzhanyan2753
    @ruslanagadzhanyan2753 Месяц назад

    What have I just witnessed?!

  • @bekiuwu
    @bekiuwu Месяц назад +1

    I see NSO in background, good account

  • @samuelmiranda5257
    @samuelmiranda5257 Месяц назад +3

    bro leaked his love for poki on stream LOL

  • @Filbo_Fraggins
    @Filbo_Fraggins Месяц назад +2

    no way ohnes alt account

  • @BotBenedict
    @BotBenedict Месяц назад

    that one weird kid in class be like

  • @ramtinzx7108
    @ramtinzx7108 Месяц назад +1

    Leo FeelsStrongMan