I think the Hot Pyramid Head was at Emerald City Comic Con last year because I distinctly remember seeing a very large, very sculpted-by-the-gods Pyramid Head there taking pics with other Silent Hill cosplayers. I’ll see if I took pics of them. I think I did, but I’m not sure.
One time I was at a cosplay event with my friends, I was Goro Majima from the Yakuza series, I aim for accuracy, so I styled my hair like him and had his tattoo spray painted by my friend (who is a tattoo artist). All was fine, people would take pictures with me and do poses and talk. Until a girl cosplaying as Tohka from Date A Live ran at me full speed and hugged me, then ran away. Now Goro Majima has a huge back tattoo and wears a snake skin jacket, so the paint from the tattoo smeared on my jacket and ruined it. I also HATE being touched by people. Luckily I didn't live far from the con, so we went home and had the tattoo touched up, but couldn't get the stains out of the jacket. Moral of the story: Do not touch cosplayers without their permission as some costumes are very fragile and can be ruined easily
People who won't respect boundaries are the reason "Cosplay is not consent" signs have to be put up. If I ever manage to raise enough money for a Con, I'm going as myself just to avoid having my anxiety kick into overdrive.
Ironically enough, this happened chronologically before the concert. So he really did expect us to believe he was a world class tailor after seeing his glued up burlap sack of a butcher's smock. Maybe he was hoping we'd forget? We'll never forget.
I woulda gone on a RANTGENT (Rant + Tangent combined) and told him off....then sicked my fiance on him. FYI my fiance is military trained, former zombie prep man and used to work as a mortician. Also I feel so bad for you Madame and hope your either thoroughly cleaned or threw that nurse costume away that he touched.
I mean, every time I saw Pyramid Head I would assume he'd smell like a funeral pyre of gym socks, so I guess he used his stench as part of a costume? Still, I know next to NOTHING about cosplay and even I could figure something out about making a discreet helmet. But I still love Wolfbeard stories. I pray to Cthulhu he had a shirt on...
That must suck. I used to go to conventions but stopped due to my sister always combining our group with another group of cosplayers. Not bad except when you have to wait for her to change into her second outfit and sit next to a group of teens playing some messed up version of a group oriented 7 minutes in heaven it gets awkward. My last convention was worse due to that fact that my now ex girlfriend who at the time was just my friend was with us in our group. We all were in a line getting ready to get some of our stuff signed by Tia Ballard and at this point the other group left... But the one who was my sisters friend came back and with my sister's permission cut in front of mecalled me cute then did a whole "innocent" girl routine saying that she waa sorry and "assuming" me and my sister who at this point she knows is my older sister are dating. My sister says no and she decides to pull a dick move by bringing up a really awkward conversation about bringing a box of pocky and a I'll play the pocky game for free sign with her but she kept only getting attention from creepy old guys. From the way she said it I could tell she was waiting for me to a respond with taking up the proposal of me playing with her if I didn't she could turn it around and make me look like a dbag in front of my now ex girlfriend who was behind me. So my sister had to tell her that I already had eyes for someone well hinting towards my now ex and though she saved my but it ruined the surprise when I asked her out latter. But it can't compare to your story hope that you will one day have your dream of taking a picture with the hot one come true.
That sounds so horrible Madame. I am so sorry you had to go through something so bleh and uncomfortable. Reminds me of when I was friends with this guy. And initially the friendship was nice, but oh boy, later did I regret every talking to him. This guy was so clingy and would literally message me like 20 times a day. If I didn't respond right away, it was just message after message. It was horrible and there's a lot more to it, but needless to say I no longer associate with them.
i mean not a neck beard but I had a 12 yr old corner me and forcibly kiss me once when I was 18 almost 19 after i told this child i was an adult like seven times so *shrug*
Wow, you’re beautiful! I actually had associated you with a mental image that looks vaguely like you already (no glasses though-). Now if I ever want to listen to the saga again, I have an actual face to put on it for you. Also, hairy, morbidly obese, sweaty, touchy, shitty looking Pyramid Head is forever in my nightmares. If anything, he might literally be cut out for PH’s job in Silent Hill
I had a similar experience at my local comic con, so I should probably be more sympathetic... But I laughed through the whole video. My sincerest apologies.
On how u described wolf beard that sounds like my 4th ex boyfriend! Smelly bad hygiene really bad bubbles space issues & meager mooch & I was not sorry do dumb his grows ass.... I was glad to get rid of him
I think I recall the other pyramid head! I remember seeing one very tall and muscular pyramid head cosplay when I was a young con goer and being so excited about it
Dude ALL the wee little cosplayers lost their minds over him! He was such a sweetheart too! Always super nice and always asked if it was okay before touching you for a photo pose. Hope he's still well.
@@MadameMacabre I'm a big fan of "dressing to your size", I got kudos for going to Cons dressed as the Heavy from TF2. I wanted to be the Shugoki from For Honor.
Oh. My god. YOU'RE the one who shared her experience with the wonderful Wolfbeard? I had no idea... Being able to attach a face to those stories just makes them even more cringey. I am so sorry. XD
Last year a ComiCon I went dressed as my DnD character, which I had made a costume for. It was made on a budget, but it looked pretty good. I had a staff, cape, and a crown made from real deer antlers. People definitely turned heads, but I was fine with that. Although not once but twice people asked for a picture with me, and my anxiety was SCREAMING. The first one was right at the start of the con, and this dude had a professional camera on one of those circle swiveller things. In my mind, I was thinking "Are you sure you want *me*? The Justice League is right outside!" But the only thing I said was "Okay" and tried not to shake so much to make the picture blurry. After he got his picture, said thanks, and walked away, I calmed down a lot and had a lot of fun there. But oh dear the universe was not going to let me get off so easily. Right as we were leaving, this family who cleardly didn't speak english well ran up to me and said "Picture! Picture!" And once again I wanted to tell them there was much better cosplayers inside, but I let them take their pictures without complaint and ran to my car as quick as I could without tripping over my own cape. Moral of the story, if you're going to go to a convention in costume, be prepared to get attention.
That is so frustrating! I had one con where I was hanging out with a friend of mine who knew pretty much everybody there so he always attracted a lot of people. There was one guy who he ran into that was a huge downer and all he talked about was all of his misfortunes and what have you. But he wouldn't go away. I'm usually not super social when I'm on my own but I left the two of them because he was being a real downer (not to mention making some real sexist comments) and I ended up making other friends. The part that gets me was that he followed us to lunch and almost back to another friends hotel room. We lied and told him that we had a panel to help set up so he couldn't come with us any more just to get him to leave us alone.
Just sayin, that as an avid reddit user, i have been waiting for an update to the adventures of miss piggy, but im glad to have more wolfbeard, thankyou Calamity :)
My last convention I was in a more casual CC from code geass cosplay. I was proud of it since it took a while to complete. I was only there for about twenty minutes when a boy and a girl ran up dress up in a store bought Naruto cosplay and threw juice on me. My outfit was CC white jumpsuit themed but mine was in two piece. Apparently I'm not a real cosplayer if I don't have the exact outfit from the show home made. It made me furious but I was nice about it. I had the kicked out and that was nice for me. I hadn't even got into the convention before I had to go back to my friends car and get a change of clothes. I was in a bad mood for most of the convention. Sorry for how long my rant is.
Ergh! This man was a bigger pain in the arse than I thought! Well, nasty people might be a pain, but their presence makes interesting stories to tell later (and don't you know it). Godspeed for you, me, and every other goth targeted by thirsty neckbeards.
so i am rewatching this both because i love humorous storytime videos. and i'm actually working on fashioning up a cosplay, though mine's not anything silent hill themed. Mine's gonna be of Eddie from "Iron Maiden: Legacy of the Beast" which i hope will be a lot more improved than my first cosplay: Bonnie from Fnaf 1. and that cosplay was for a school event. and i'm hoping to get a prom outfit to look a small bit like a John Constantine cosplay (basically just the outfit, but minus the trenchcoat)
Just listened to the complete wolfbeard saga, saw this video in the FwF feed, just picked this one randomly, and surprisingly the story was about that.....umm, thing. Not really comfortable referring to WB as a dude. Sorry you had to go through all that, but damn at least you got a good story out of the whole ordeal! Cheers!
I wish you had a photo of wolfbeard in that costume 😂 lol I’d also would’ve loved an illustration. Ugh how gross I cringed so hard! Nooo poor you and poor hot one! You are all saints for dealing with that
Back in High School, our school would host a week in October where they would give us a theme and we would follow that theme. Now, I'm by no means a professional cosplayer, but when I saw that one of the themes was 'superhero', I donned a black dress and red jacket and eyeliner to be scarlet witch! That morning before class began, I was having fun in the library with my best friend, who was dressed as Annabeth Chase from the Percy Jackson books. As we talked about whatever geekery was happening that year, I felt someone grab my arm. When I looked up, I recognized the girl as one of the members of the local resident anime club. Oh, but she wasn't dressed as anyone in particular. She wore rainbow, tiger- striped cat ears, a mismatched black and white tail, and a set of mittens that looked like cat paws- except they were so neon green that they hurt my eyes. I will call her Animu. "Your costume looks so bushu!" she chided in a very high pitched, somewhat whiny voice. "Oh, thank you!" I replied with a slight accent, as I was hoping people would recognize me as SW more from that (it DID work). Granted, I was a bit appalled at the term 'bushu', but I brushed it off at the moment. "WHo are you?" "Wanda Maximoff. Scarlet Witch." "Oh." Animu looked at my bestie. "And who's THAT?" My friend (bless her beautiful sweet soul) began to reply. "Well, I'm Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson." Animu looked at me. "The Lightning Thief?" I added, hoping she'd remember who exactly Percy was. "Oh! She's a thief!" Animu gabbed my arm and attempted to yank me away from my friend and- I kid you not- HISS at her. "Hey, you don't hiss at her!" I dropped my accent and tried to struggle. At this point, my sister (dressed at either one of the Winchesters or Wendy from Gravity Falls) strode over, carrying a book. "Hey, Ry, I-" she shot a glare at Animu. My sister's really good at figuring things out last minute, so she had no problem saying, "I found that book about killing cats." Animu, now furrious or terrified, let go of my arm. "D- deshu! Don't talk about my senpai like that!" Oh, I wish I was kidding. I slipped back to my bestie when my sister stood to her full height of 5'5", glaring through her glasses at Animu, her voice low. "Don't grope my sister like that." Animu gave a noise that I imagine she thought sounded like a sweet baby kitten stuck in a tree, but really sounded like a murder of crows that got their feet stuck in a blender. She skidded off to the other end of the library in what I also imagine she looked like a sleek, graceful panther making its way back to its den, but in reality I almost assumed looked like a monkey with two left feet slipping on a tar pit towards her group of anime weirdos. The rest of the morning before class, she would look at me, her fingers balled under her chin, meowing sadly. Never had I been more terrified of furries in my life.
Ah yes, the sad connection between Conventions and Cringe. I've been out of the Convention culture for many moons now, not wanting to ruin my own sepia hued nostalgia. Even though, in retrospect much cringe was had. The few times I have been motivated to cosplay, plausibility has always been my guiding light. Long gone are the days when I could pull a convincing Sabastian (Black Butler) and if I went now, well, I could do a solid Chief Hopper from Stranger Things. ;)
I don't get why some people don't understand proper etiquette when it comes to personal space.. Story time, so I cosplay as Sebastian from Black Butler, one day I was at a local con walking around as Sebby, when suddenly I see some girl running at me full speed, and before I could move she literally tackled me to the floor.. I'm not joking it was the glomp of the century..it hurt and my wig almost flew off, it was so rude tbh... She acted like she didn't do anything wrong to she was just like "Omg Sebastian!! OWO " 😖😖😖😖
Do you still have the selfie pics of you, the hot cosplayer, & Wolfbeard (not looking forward to seeing him -_-)? If you do, can you please show them in a video or send a link to them?
So glad I'm not the only salty one today... -6 degrees out and they make us go to school... it's a 35-40min walk depending on traffic... I might have frost bite
Need context. -6 is way different in Celsius than Fahrenheit. Either way, I'm from Wisconsin, so that's grillin' weather. Of course, the -40F we got a couple weeks ago slowed things down a bit...
I;m in 8th grade. Me and another friend of mine got so tired of one of our female friends because of MULTIPLE reasons so we officially cut her off. Other friends of ours didn't want to choose between us or didn't think it was okay to leave her so she is constantly hanging out with us still, and me being me I cannot find the voice in me to tell her "I don't want to associate with you don't touch me don't hug me don't talk to me." But to me and my friend she's a less gross Wolfbeard
I planned to go to a con this year with a friend of mine but as soon as she finished her cosplay she was like "this looks like shit on me I'm not going" and that's the story of how I'm probably never going to attempt anime cosplay for several years riiiiiiip. I'll stick to my oc's until I have the confidence in cosplay to go to something.
God I’m pretty shy but if something like that happened to me I would snap. I hate people touching my costumes without asking and I don’t like people getting to close to me to start with. I would lose it if this happened to me
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Petition to find "The Hot One" and send him this video. I bet he was also pretty disgusted by the sudden presence of stink-man.
I think the Hot Pyramid Head was at Emerald City Comic Con last year because I distinctly remember seeing a very large, very sculpted-by-the-gods Pyramid Head there taking pics with other Silent Hill cosplayers. I’ll see if I took pics of them. I think I did, but I’m not sure.
One time I was at a cosplay event with my friends, I was Goro Majima from the Yakuza series, I aim for accuracy, so I styled my hair like him and had his tattoo spray painted by my friend (who is a tattoo artist). All was fine, people would take pictures with me and do poses and talk. Until a girl cosplaying as Tohka from Date A Live ran at me full speed and hugged me, then ran away. Now Goro Majima has a huge back tattoo and wears a snake skin jacket, so the paint from the tattoo smeared on my jacket and ruined it. I also HATE being touched by people. Luckily I didn't live far from the con, so we went home and had the tattoo touched up, but couldn't get the stains out of the jacket. Moral of the story: Do not touch cosplayers without their permission as some costumes are very fragile and can be ruined easily
People who won't respect boundaries are the reason "Cosplay is not consent" signs have to be put up. If I ever manage to raise enough money for a Con, I'm going as myself just to avoid having my anxiety kick into overdrive.
Pretty sure this is why most cons have a moratorium on glomping these days...
But he is a world class tailor. His original must have caught fire at the last minute.
Ironically enough, this happened chronologically before the concert. So he really did expect us to believe he was a world class tailor after seeing his glued up burlap sack of a butcher's smock. Maybe he was hoping we'd forget? We'll never forget.
Holy shit fun with failure hey!
@@MadameMacabre hey macarbe. I noticed in your video u mentioned that u went to an anime con? U watch anime still?
@@MadameMacabre What the smudge?!?!?! Why must this man be...THIS MAN?!
Nothing makes me happier than seeing one person I'm subbed to commenting on a video posted by another person I'm subbed to
Wolfbeard man sweaty armpits, a terrifying creepypasta.
I woulda gone on a RANTGENT (Rant + Tangent combined) and told him off....then sicked my fiance on him. FYI my fiance is military trained, former zombie prep man and used to work as a mortician. Also I feel so bad for you Madame and hope your either thoroughly cleaned or threw that nurse costume away that he touched.
you go girl XD
Thank you! @@tachographspy3295
so... fighting violence with violence? that doesn't make you a hero that just makes you a bitch
TheJuiceGoose Why do we have war? Violence cancels each other out.
@@rainlithium4170 yeah but like this is a RUclips comment section
I mean, every time I saw Pyramid Head I would assume he'd smell like a funeral pyre of gym socks, so I guess he used his stench as part of a costume? Still, I know next to NOTHING about cosplay and even I could figure something out about making a discreet helmet. But I still love Wolfbeard stories. I pray to Cthulhu he had a shirt on...
Honestly if Wolfbeard wanted to be in theme with the Silent Hill cosplay he should have dressed up as Eddie Dombrowski lmao
That must suck.
I used to go to conventions but stopped due to my sister always combining our group with another group of cosplayers. Not bad except when you have to wait for her to change into her second outfit and sit next to a group of teens playing some messed up version of a group oriented 7 minutes in heaven it gets awkward.
My last convention was worse due to that fact that my now ex girlfriend who at the time was just my friend was with us in our group. We all were in a line getting ready to get some of our stuff signed by Tia Ballard and at this point the other group left... But the one who was my sisters friend came back and with my sister's permission cut in front of mecalled me cute then did a whole "innocent" girl routine saying that she waa sorry and "assuming" me and my sister who at this point she knows is my older sister are dating. My sister says no and she decides to pull a dick move by bringing up a really awkward conversation about bringing a box of pocky and a I'll play the pocky game for free sign with her but she kept only getting attention from creepy old guys. From the way she said it I could tell she was waiting for me to a respond with taking up the proposal of me playing with her if I didn't she could turn it around and make me look like a dbag in front of my now ex girlfriend who was behind me. So my sister had to tell her that I already had eyes for someone well hinting towards my now ex and though she saved my but it ruined the surprise when I asked her out latter. But it can't compare to your story hope that you will one day have your dream of taking a picture with the hot one come true.
I lost it at 'Rhombus Man'
your storytimes are so entertaining and i hope no one has to put up with this particular situation nowadays
Great video. sorry that happened to you but it made for a good story!
your eyebrows look amazing
The one dislike on this video is suspicious... Wolfbeard, that you, bruh? 🤔
I had that experience last year at Megacon....LORD! the story I have to tell is pretty creepy. I'll save it for the spring.
That sounds so horrible Madame. I am so sorry you had to go through something so bleh and uncomfortable. Reminds me of when I was friends with this guy. And initially the friendship was nice, but oh boy, later did I regret every talking to him. This guy was so clingy and would literally message me like 20 times a day. If I didn't respond right away, it was just message after message. It was horrible and there's a lot more to it, but needless to say I no longer associate with them.
OH MY FING GOD! YOU'RE THE GIRL FROM THE WOLFBEARD SAGA! You got me into Reddit!
I wanted the *H A W T* ONE!
So you're fun with failure's Mrs! Your adorable
A morbidly obese guy decides to cosplay as a lean and muscular character, who wears revealing clothing. What could possibly go wrong?
Omg are you calamity?
i mean not a neck beard but I had a 12 yr old corner me and forcibly kiss me once when I was 18 almost 19 after i told this child i was an adult like seven times so *shrug*
how can a 12 year old force anything on a 18 year old women or did he sneak it in
@@krombopulosrick7920 easy. I'm 5 feet tall and she was 5'7" and i have no upper or lower body strength. Legit got pinned. Also not a girl >.>
your loss shoulda told her you were 12 to
@@krombopulosrick7920 no???
I'm fucking with you I only kiss bois
Beware the Wolfbeard
Maybe we could Photoshop it for you?
Wow, you’re beautiful! I actually had associated you with a mental image that looks vaguely like you already (no glasses though-). Now if I ever want to listen to the saga again, I have an actual face to put on it for you.
Also, hairy, morbidly obese, sweaty, touchy, shitty looking Pyramid Head is forever in my nightmares. If anything, he might literally be cut out for PH’s job in Silent Hill
I want'ed the hot one lol
I had a similar experience at my local comic con, so I should probably be more sympathetic...
But I laughed through the whole video. My sincerest apologies.
Don't worry about it. I laugh when my other friends who were there retell this story too. It's so absurd it has to be laughed at!
On how u described wolf beard that sounds like my 4th ex boyfriend! Smelly bad hygiene really bad bubbles space issues & meager mooch & I was not sorry do dumb his grows ass.... I was glad to get rid of him
Im new :D
Shout out to FunwithFailure for reading the entirety of the Wolfbeard Saga!
I think I recall the other pyramid head! I remember seeing one very tall and muscular pyramid head cosplay when I was a young con goer and being so excited about it
Dude ALL the wee little cosplayers lost their minds over him! He was such a sweetheart too! Always super nice and always asked if it was okay before touching you for a photo pose. Hope he's still well.
@@MadameMacabre I'm a big fan of "dressing to your size", I got kudos for going to Cons dressed as the Heavy from TF2. I wanted to be the Shugoki from For Honor.
Wait she wanted the hot one!!!!
Oh. My god. YOU'RE the one who shared her experience with the wonderful Wolfbeard? I had no idea...
Being able to attach a face to those stories just makes them even more cringey. I am so sorry. XD
boi wouldve done better cosplaying jabba the hutt 😂
Jabba the Heartbreaker. (From his perspective)
Oh hell no wolfbeard you should learn about this thing called personal space and boundaries
Trying to teach neckbeards about personal space would be like trying to heard cats in an earthquake
*Y A N A S T Y*
God, just imagine Wolfbeard's reaction to that.
Sorry this is such a late reply but I imagine that it would be a "wounded howl."
@@destinybaird5838 I support that, it sounds hilarious
Last year a ComiCon I went dressed as my DnD character, which I had made a costume for. It was made on a budget, but it looked pretty good. I had a staff, cape, and a crown made from real deer antlers. People definitely turned heads, but I was fine with that. Although not once but twice people asked for a picture with me, and my anxiety was SCREAMING.
The first one was right at the start of the con, and this dude had a professional camera on one of those circle swiveller things. In my mind, I was thinking "Are you sure you want *me*? The Justice League is right outside!" But the only thing I said was "Okay" and tried not to shake so much to make the picture blurry. After he got his picture, said thanks, and walked away, I calmed down a lot and had a lot of fun there.
But oh dear the universe was not going to let me get off so easily. Right as we were leaving, this family who cleardly didn't speak english well ran up to me and said "Picture! Picture!" And once again I wanted to tell them there was much better cosplayers inside, but I let them take their pictures without complaint and ran to my car as quick as I could without tripping over my own cape. Moral of the story, if you're going to go to a convention in costume, be prepared to get attention.
I did that for my necromancer pc but my mask was made of an anatomical plastic skull things like this are really fun man
That sounds really cool! And I'm pretty sure it was obvious but my char is a Druid
When the cat bumped the camera at 7:05, it created the most perfect visual effect. I swear I thought it was edited, until I saw you look at the side.
Wolfbeard: *gets between Madame and the hot triangle*
Madame; please god..... Help me..
I seriously jumped with joy once you said "Wolfbeard!" Thank you for sharing yet another one of those CRINGE inducing adventures!
That is so frustrating! I had one con where I was hanging out with a friend of mine who knew pretty much everybody there so he always attracted a lot of people. There was one guy who he ran into that was a huge downer and all he talked about was all of his misfortunes and what have you. But he wouldn't go away. I'm usually not super social when I'm on my own but I left the two of them because he was being a real downer (not to mention making some real sexist comments) and I ended up making other friends. The part that gets me was that he followed us to lunch and almost back to another friends hotel room. We lied and told him that we had a panel to help set up so he couldn't come with us any more just to get him to leave us alone.
can you do a makeup tutorial for the nurse costume
9:11
*eating breakfast while watching this*
*suddenly not hungry*
Just sayin, that as an avid reddit user, i have been waiting for an update to the adventures of miss piggy, but im glad to have more wolfbeard, thankyou Calamity :)
GOD i'm so sorry about what happened but this is super entertaining
Also, ayyy Sakuracon -- I'm going for the first time this year myself!
Congrats! I'll be there as well!
I honestly love your storytime videos.
My last convention I was in a more casual CC from code geass cosplay. I was proud of it since it took a while to complete. I was only there for about twenty minutes when a boy and a girl ran up dress up in a store bought Naruto cosplay and threw juice on me. My outfit was CC white jumpsuit themed but mine was in two piece. Apparently I'm not a real cosplayer if I don't have the exact outfit from the show home made. It made me furious but I was nice about it.
I had the kicked out and that was nice for me. I hadn't even got into the convention before I had to go back to my friends car and get a change of clothes. I was in a bad mood for most of the convention.
Sorry for how long my rant is.
Ergh! This man was a bigger pain in the arse than I thought! Well, nasty people might be a pain, but their presence makes interesting stories to tell later (and don't you know it). Godspeed for you, me, and every other goth targeted by thirsty neckbeards.
Yay another vid about wolfbeard
so i am rewatching this both because i love humorous storytime videos. and i'm actually working on fashioning up a cosplay, though mine's not anything silent hill themed. Mine's gonna be of Eddie from "Iron Maiden: Legacy of the Beast" which i hope will be a lot more improved than my first cosplay: Bonnie from Fnaf 1. and that cosplay was for a school event.
and i'm hoping to get a prom outfit to look a small bit like a John Constantine cosplay (basically just the outfit, but minus the trenchcoat)
Just listened to the complete wolfbeard saga, saw this video in the FwF feed, just picked this one randomly, and surprisingly the story was about that.....umm, thing. Not really comfortable referring to WB as a dude. Sorry you had to go through all that, but damn at least you got a good story out of the whole ordeal! Cheers!
Not at all happy to learn that, unless there's another Sakuracon somewhere, I apparently live in the same region Wolfbeard.
The discription of wolfbeard made me gag lol. But when you called him soggy potato bag man I laughed like hell
I wish you had a photo of wolfbeard in that costume 😂 lol I’d also would’ve loved an illustration. Ugh how gross I cringed so hard! Nooo poor you and poor hot one! You are all saints for dealing with that
I just realised that the guy who has been trying to get it on with me might be Wolfbeard's lost brother. Yikes.
I'm just glad that wolf beard didn't fully turn into that creepy walmart neckband you encountered, that behavior is never ok to do.
Stay creepy madame
*BuT I wAnTEd THE H O T oNE* is such a mood im jdieis
OH NO wolf beard happened to you?! you poor soul.
Back in High School, our school would host a week in October where they would give us a theme and we would follow that theme. Now, I'm by no means a professional cosplayer, but when I saw that one of the themes was 'superhero', I donned a black dress and red jacket and eyeliner to be scarlet witch!
That morning before class began, I was having fun in the library with my best friend, who was dressed as Annabeth Chase from the Percy Jackson books. As we talked about whatever geekery was happening that year, I felt someone grab my arm. When I looked up, I recognized the girl as one of the members of the local resident anime club. Oh, but she wasn't dressed as anyone in particular. She wore rainbow, tiger- striped cat ears, a mismatched black and white tail, and a set of mittens that looked like cat paws- except they were so neon green that they hurt my eyes. I will call her Animu.
"Your costume looks so bushu!" she chided in a very high pitched, somewhat whiny voice.
"Oh, thank you!" I replied with a slight accent, as I was hoping people would recognize me as SW more from that (it DID work). Granted, I was a bit appalled at the term 'bushu', but I brushed it off at the moment.
"WHo are you?"
"Wanda Maximoff. Scarlet Witch."
"Oh." Animu looked at my bestie. "And who's THAT?"
My friend (bless her beautiful sweet soul) began to reply. "Well, I'm Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson."
Animu looked at me.
"The Lightning Thief?" I added, hoping she'd remember who exactly Percy was.
"Oh! She's a thief!" Animu gabbed my arm and attempted to yank me away from my friend and- I kid you not- HISS at her.
"Hey, you don't hiss at her!" I dropped my accent and tried to struggle.
At this point, my sister (dressed at either one of the Winchesters or Wendy from Gravity Falls) strode over, carrying a book. "Hey, Ry, I-" she shot a glare at Animu. My sister's really good at figuring things out last minute, so she had no problem saying, "I found that book about killing cats."
Animu, now furrious or terrified, let go of my arm. "D- deshu! Don't talk about my senpai like that!"
Oh, I wish I was kidding.
I slipped back to my bestie when my sister stood to her full height of 5'5", glaring through her glasses at Animu, her voice low. "Don't grope my sister like that."
Animu gave a noise that I imagine she thought sounded like a sweet baby kitten stuck in a tree, but really sounded like a murder of crows that got their feet stuck in a blender. She skidded off to the other end of the library in what I also imagine she looked like a sleek, graceful panther making its way back to its den, but in reality I almost assumed looked like a monkey with two left feet slipping on a tar pit towards her group of anime weirdos.
The rest of the morning before class, she would look at me, her fingers balled under her chin, meowing sadly.
Never had I been more terrified of furries in my life.
Ah yes, the sad connection between Conventions and Cringe. I've been out of the Convention culture for many moons now, not wanting to ruin my own sepia hued nostalgia. Even though, in retrospect much cringe was had. The few times I have been motivated to cosplay, plausibility has always been my guiding light. Long gone are the days when I could pull a convincing Sabastian (Black Butler) and if I went now, well, I could do a solid Chief Hopper from Stranger Things. ;)
I don't get why some people don't understand proper etiquette when it comes to personal space..
Story time, so I cosplay as Sebastian from Black Butler, one day I was at a local con walking around as Sebby, when suddenly I see some girl running at me full speed, and before I could move she literally tackled me to the floor.. I'm not joking it was the glomp of the century..it hurt and my wig almost flew off, it was so rude tbh... She acted like she didn't do anything wrong to she was just like "Omg Sebastian!! OWO " 😖😖😖😖
Did his sewing machine catch fire?
Most likely
Do you still have the selfie pics of you, the hot cosplayer, & Wolfbeard (not looking forward to seeing him -_-)? If you do, can you please show them in a video or send a link to them?
I LOVE NECK BERAD STORYS!!!! Say no more....
So glad I'm not the only salty one today...
-6 degrees out and they make us go to school... it's a 35-40min walk depending on traffic... I might have frost bite
then dress properly. losing a toe or ear would suck
@@krombopulosrick7920 kinda hard to do when ur poor
well sometimes poor people just gotta man up and steal some warmth
@@krombopulosrick7920 by not going to school and staying in bed
Need context. -6 is way different in Celsius than Fahrenheit. Either way, I'm from Wisconsin, so that's grillin' weather. Of course, the -40F we got a couple weeks ago slowed things down a bit...
Helmet made from a screen door you say? Too bad you didn't have any FLEX TAPE!
I;m in 8th grade. Me and another friend of mine got so tired of one of our female friends because of MULTIPLE reasons so we officially cut her off. Other friends of ours didn't want to choose between us or didn't think it was okay to leave her so she is constantly hanging out with us still, and me being me I cannot find the voice in me to tell her "I don't want to associate with you don't touch me don't hug me don't talk to me." But to me and my friend she's a less gross Wolfbeard
I did have a pretty bad experience. At one. Pretty bad, I don't like talking about it.
Wow, after hearing this I dont think I'm ever going to do a pyramidhead cosplay
I saw a pretty good looking pyramid head at a con forgot which one also saw a few bubble head nurses to which I said in my yakko voice "hello nurse"
I wish you had pictures. That costume sounds ridiculous and repulsive!
I planned to go to a con this year with a friend of mine but as soon as she finished her cosplay she was like "this looks like shit on me I'm not going" and that's the story of how I'm probably never going to attempt anime cosplay for several years riiiiiiip. I'll stick to my oc's until I have the confidence in cosplay to go to something.
Oooooooo, a new video
Would have wanted the hot one too xD. Dislikes-wolfbeards
Stinkbeard should learn a thing called Personal space.
I’m so early,this has only happened once before
God I’m pretty shy but if something like that happened to me I would snap. I hate people touching my costumes without asking and I don’t like people getting to close to me to start with. I would lose it if this happened to me
I know exactly who you are talking about...
Woah i can feel your disgust man oh man.soggy boi horror
This was possibly the most entertaining story I've seen from you, especially just after listening to FWF's Wolfbeard saga
'World Class Tailor' indeed
Holy shit I had no idea you where the wolfbeard poster!
.... I feel so sorry u had to deal with such... Ew...
How is Shadowkisses
She's been good! May have her come down for another video collab sometime soon!
@@MadameMacabre yayyy
Holy shit you posted that?
Damn, sorry that all happened 0-0
But it does make for an *interesting* story -
So if he were to watch this....oh boy. Or even that 'Mel' person were to see this. 👻
Once on the internet, always on the internet.
hello my name is Melanie and I like animals like cats
I’m 11 hours late… ;-;
The one dislike is rhombus man
i keep skipping back to the "i wanted the hot one" part and listening to it like 10 times in a row because its just so funny
omg i found wolf beard
Great cosplay video! Definitely gives us brand new strategies for making completely new content for our channel! We are definitely looking to team up with other channels as well.
(11:35)
The Hot One got away :’(
Wait hot one come back lol
I hate people that do that
The nerve of some people.
This me bro lol 😂
I WANTED THE HOT ONE
She is cute af
hi dis b neat that is all