5 Illegal LENS Modifications

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @cineffect
    @cineffect Год назад +464

    Last time I got arrested for modifying lens I got out on a small bail, as I offered to film the judge's daughter's wedding with them 😂

    • @sammerritt730
      @sammerritt730 Год назад +26

      I got death by electrocution but I managed to get a retrial and only got 5 years

    • @spamspamgringo261
      @spamspamgringo261 Год назад +5

      I got sent straight to hell with no bathroom breaks on the trip down for making these bad boys.

    • @randyk1919
      @randyk1919 Год назад +1

      Screw the justice system. I skipped out on bail and am now an elemental fugitive.

    • @Iced_Tea200
      @Iced_Tea200 Год назад

      @@spamspamgringo261sir madame or other variant. That is a phrase I am sure to be adopting. Deplorably funny, I commend you.

    • @berberger4814
      @berberger4814 Год назад

      But only with your moded hardware?

  • @Archontasil
    @Archontasil Год назад +115

    Hello interpol, i'd like to report an optical crime

    • @seansaca
      @seansaca Год назад +1

      This channel was great while it lasted. Maybe RUclips will eventually be allowed from prison 🤷‍♂️ lol

    • @mikepxg6406
      @mikepxg6406 5 месяцев назад

      I see I see I see.......

  • @HoboBonobo
    @HoboBonobo 10 месяцев назад +34

    My cousin Leon did 3 years in Chino for lens moding. Would’ve only been 9 months, but the FBI found a stash of like 20 more modified lenses when they searched his house, so…Popped with intent to distribute too.

  • @the_null_man
    @the_null_man Год назад +81

    0:32 Globular mod
    1:46 Tilt mod
    2:23 Bokeh shapes mod
    2:55 Anamorfake mod
    4:42 Focus mod

  • @t2dev
    @t2dev Год назад +34

    Illegal? Geesh

  • @MichaelNguyenn
    @MichaelNguyenn Год назад +17

    Instructions unclear now I’m in jail

  • @slr7075
    @slr7075 Год назад +26

    I tried out the second illegal lens mod and now I'm typing this from prison.

    • @Tbonyandsteak
      @Tbonyandsteak Год назад +1

      You know 3 times and you are in for lifetime

  • @nikytamayo
    @nikytamayo Год назад +55

    That Kodaflex mod is wild.
    The anamorphic mod looks like fun, too, though you don't need much more than a line strung across your lens to fake that.

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Год назад +2

      I think it merely mimics lens flare, instead of changing the aspect ratio? I guess that should be obvious, but I know nothing about anamorphic lenses.

    • @nikytamayo
      @nikytamayo Год назад +3

      @@hxhdfjifzirstc894 yes. The squeeze is the primary purpose of the anamorphic lens, the flares are just a side effect.
      Accidentally achieved the same on a recent photoshoot, left a fingerprint on a lens, and didn't have a cleaning wipe.
      Cleaned it as much I could, but there was still a very thin film of oil on the lens. By wiping down very carefully, it created perfect horizontal streaks emanating from light sources!

    • @dj1NM3
      @dj1NM3 Год назад +2

      The red oval is supposed to mimic the "squeezed" look of the bokeh from an anamorphic lens and the fishing line to get that flare.
      I honestly don't know why it was coloured red, other videos show removing the black from the edges of the internal lens elements and repainting them red instead, then re-assembling.
      My best guess is to get red-coloured circular lens flares, along with the blue horizontal flares.
      ...but I kind-of expect that a screw-in filter on the front of this particular lens* (Jupiter 9) with a black cardboard oval with blue fishing line would produce the same (or better?) result, plus if you don't like it, simply unscrew it.
      *Because the front element is right up close to the filter ring, not at the bottom of a conical hole, like a lot of other lenses.

  • @andreisirant8792
    @andreisirant8792 Год назад +16

    Also just reversing Helios-44 back lens has a nice dreamy effect, and more sharp bokeh circles. The cons: it becomes kind of macro-mid distance lens

  • @foreverdrift
    @foreverdrift Год назад +6

    That trick of reversing the front element on the MIR 1B looks amazing!

  • @photobobo
    @photobobo Год назад +9

    The lens police are coming for you.

  • @user-dd6on5cr3u
    @user-dd6on5cr3u Год назад +9

    What made these mods illegal?

  • @TSGEnt
    @TSGEnt Год назад +22

    Very fun video. At the risk of getting arrested by the authorities, I'd like to try the disposable camera lens concept. Where can one get access to a 3D print file for a Nikon lens mount?

    • @lusvit5093
      @lusvit5093 Год назад

      Probably nowhere, disposable cameras have back focal distance much smaller than Nikon F (don't ask me why I know it)

    • @matthiasaronjonsson3066
      @matthiasaronjonsson3066 Год назад +3

      @@lusvit5093 You do know that Nikon also makes mirrorless cameras nowadays with their so called Z-mount ?

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Год назад

      @@lusvit5093

  • @R0swell5104
    @R0swell5104 Год назад +4

    I once had a dawn raid by the anti terrorism unit when I inserted a spacer behind the rear element of my Helios 44.

  • @DSLRguide
    @DSLRguide Год назад +1

    that first one was very cool

  • @NickHey
    @NickHey Год назад +3

    Illegal? Maybe. Absolute magic? Most definitely!

  • @NightPhoenixPress
    @NightPhoenixPress 8 месяцев назад

    I never expected the hilarious comments making this already educational video that much more enjoyable. 😂😂😂

  • @rusticagenerica
    @rusticagenerica 10 месяцев назад

    The tricks are just amzing ! And the powerful French accent is totally tentalizing.

  • @BariumCobaltNitrog3n
    @BariumCobaltNitrog3n Год назад +6

    The globular and rubber tube look very similar, approaching angular magnification from different methods. I'd like to see a tilt/shift on each element. I would love to see the bokeh masks out in nature, evening or night in the city, yeah? Maybe a double slit mask if you like new wave. Have you tried enlarger lenses? Good German glass-50mm to 75 would work (Schneider or Omega) with a short extension tube, no other lens needed, fuzzy almost dreamy edges and a crisp center

  • @xyztnce
    @xyztnce Год назад

    Your videos are great. Best lenses video channel

  • @jonnypanteloni
    @jonnypanteloni Год назад +1

    Thanks always sharing things. Many creative ideas!

  • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
    @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Год назад

    You had a lot of good ideas, and my favorite one is the tilt mod, because the results are spectacular 2:05. Great for portraits!

  • @jaimeduncan6167
    @jaimeduncan6167 Год назад

    Great modifications. Thanks for sharing!

  • @dfkater
    @dfkater Год назад

    At 0:22 , how'd he get that phone anamorphic apart. I've been trying mine for a while with no luck

  • @justinhooper8306
    @justinhooper8306 Год назад +2

    Did you design the Kodaflex focus mod or download the design form somewhere?

  • @arielelijah1282
    @arielelijah1282 4 месяца назад

    Could you make a camera mount adapter to Moment M Adapter and Insert a Moment lens?

  • @zeitwille
    @zeitwille Год назад +1

    great video! where to get or how to built the tilt mod? thank you

  • @zoltanberenyi5919
    @zoltanberenyi5919 Год назад

    Nice video. Where can I see details from the video 0:23 sec project, please?

  • @franciscoarjona___
    @franciscoarjona___ Год назад

    Is it possible to modify a lens by hand to increase the aperture thee diaphragm?

  • @samthetoolman8068
    @samthetoolman8068 5 месяцев назад

    Do you sell these lenses? i would love to buy all of the modification if possble

  • @IRudra
    @IRudra Год назад

    U are the master chef of weird lenses

  • @artsyaidan
    @artsyaidan 7 месяцев назад

    The frame at 1:37 is 👌

  • @seanmullin1393
    @seanmullin1393 Год назад +1

    Amazing again Mathieu. Would like to see some Z mount adaptors :)

  • @licanueto
    @licanueto Год назад +5

    the bokeh shapes mod is pretty awesome! did you do that one yourself Mathieu?

    • @MathieuStern
      @MathieuStern  Год назад +7

      Yes I did everything in this video, only the jupiter 9 was made by Tito, but it's super easy anyway

  • @lShishkaBerryl
    @lShishkaBerryl Год назад +2

    Ah you printed a cap for the funsaver lens, nice!

  • @martinb.770
    @martinb.770 6 месяцев назад +1

    What shall I tell you guys?
    Lens police had a sharp eye on my for quite some aperture of time and even published a mug shot.
    When they at last triggered to freezing my doing, it struck me like a flash and they shut me away in a dark room.
    Judge said, the claims were a bit unsharp at the first curtain, but once they filtered the fog, they had a clear image of my guilt.
    They charged me for forgery of digital effects, focal length fraud, forcing bokeh and doing a lot of other things in the shadows!
    The process developed for quite some days until they stopped it and projected the full display.
    I threw in objective arguments, focussing on the fact, no ones image had been damaged, but things stayed gray for me.
    As this wasn't my first proof of crime, the jury considered me a serial modder, so no chance to soften the verdict.
    Guess i will swap lenses^h^h^h^hlentils for beans for at least 4000000s and see the world through F0.6 at 100 lumen.
    Gloomy prospects.

  • @Dennis-ur9yu
    @Dennis-ur9yu 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you very much for this video! Great mod suggestions!
    I've tried the first one (globular) and it's very fun, and I hope I will try the other ones too!
    Cheers :)

  • @mikamo
    @mikamo 10 месяцев назад

    Every photo from the globular mod just looks like someone’s paused a movie right in the middle of a crash zoom lol

  • @milesreviews
    @milesreviews Год назад +1

    that last one was definitely illegal but the image is a major vibe

  • @PeterR0035
    @PeterR0035 Год назад +4

    Refreshing and very nice results! A big thank you for your posts outside the "new 2.8 super lens pool" nonsense.

    • @MathieuStern
      @MathieuStern  Год назад

      My pleasure!

    • @jeghedderhenrik
      @jeghedderhenrik Год назад

      jupiter and helios are f 2 lenses, så f 2.8 pool talk is boring,,,faster apertures are god LOL😅

  • @studio106raleigh
    @studio106raleigh 5 месяцев назад

    Great Soundtrack!

  • @cmalc8
    @cmalc8 Год назад

    It's all about having fun 🙌

  • @georgykostava7459
    @georgykostava7459 Год назад

    How do u mount them on sony?

  • @BlackhoulX00
    @BlackhoulX00 Год назад +1

    J'aime tellement ces détournements, beaucoup trop inspirants !
    Merci beaucoup Mathieu pour toutes ces vidéos, tu m'as redonné envie de sortir mon 5D pour le pousser à ses limites !
    Je suis en train de designer un équivalant kodaflex pour Canon, où pourrais-je trouver le modèle utilisé pour le dernier mod ici ? Cela m'aiderai beaucoup !

    • @MathieuStern
      @MathieuStern  Год назад +1

      attention, ça ne marchera pas sur un reflex a miroir

    • @BlackhoulX00
      @BlackhoulX00 Год назад

      @@MathieuStern Je m'en suis rendu compte, il faudrait que je recule la lentille de 1.7cm... J'ai déjà un design qui est à quelques millimètres du miroir mais je n'ai pas encore pris le temps de l'imprimer !
      Avec un peu de chance je serais à la limite de la Flange mais sinon je pensais essayer de pousser le système avec deux lentilles bien positionnées... A suivre...

  • @-AC-
    @-AC- Год назад

    I ❤ your plugins especially Trackspacer, looking forward to get my hands on this one too. Keep up the exceptional work 🎉

  • @thetransferaccount4586
    @thetransferaccount4586 2 месяца назад

    nice ideas over there sir

  • @pretzelcoatluscastrocoatlu7351
    @pretzelcoatluscastrocoatlu7351 Год назад +1

    Forbidden camera techniques( ಠಿ0ಠಿ)

  • @llREADYll
    @llREADYll Год назад +1

    I really want to try these mods but im a law abiding citizen and i don't want to risk going to the penitentiary over a hanus crime like this

  • @christophertaylor87
    @christophertaylor87 5 месяцев назад

    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  • @michaelm1
    @michaelm1 Год назад +7

    Take one of them radioactive lenses, start a chain reaction and power your camera as well as a nearby part of a city. Now that would be quite an illegal mod:-). However, these mods are the next best thing:-). Awesome.

    • @zhuanjifarms5050
      @zhuanjifarms5050 Год назад +1

      Holy shit ma man, my hernia just doubled in size. Thank you sir!

  • @Philosophics
    @Philosophics Год назад

    What song was playing? I like it. Also, I'm now buying some vintage lenses

  • @adrongoddard7479
    @adrongoddard7479 Год назад

    I do not know if you are completely bloody mad or an absolute genius🤣, but what great ideas👍

  • @tonykeltsflorida
    @tonykeltsflorida Год назад

    I got to remember not to mod my lenses. The Cam police may be watching.

  • @flickeringgreenflame8493
    @flickeringgreenflame8493 Год назад

    Useful hacks. :)
    Sorry -- what is the artist and song title for the ending music? It's lovely! :)

  • @QerjijNabil
    @QerjijNabil 8 месяцев назад

    Man t'es trop fort ! Merci pour la question !
    J'ai un petit projet en tête et j'aimerai bien avoir ton avis plz
    J'ai des objectif mamiya 645 et j'aimerai les modifier en EF mount en DIY !
    Est-ce que c'est possible ?
    Merci

  • @RobbScholarTube
    @RobbScholarTube 10 месяцев назад

    *LENSBABY* HAS LEFT THE CHAT...

  • @afterdarc
    @afterdarc 6 месяцев назад

    Literally nobody:
    Lens modifier criminals:

  • @wh0tube
    @wh0tube 6 месяцев назад

    This video should be declared illegal for not respecting the word illegal!

  • @noitesdevento
    @noitesdevento Год назад +1

    Illegal? It's mine, I do what ever I want with it.

    • @michalbicki6196
      @michalbicki6196 8 месяцев назад

      Watch out! Photopolice is on their way to you!

  • @Whalester
    @Whalester 11 месяцев назад

    I've seen that last one sold on it's own as these silly looking "cookie lenses", you can get one like under $30

  • @Mamuk-c1j
    @Mamuk-c1j 9 месяцев назад

    The correct name of the lens is not Mir 1 “B”, but the Mir 1 “V” lens. (The lens is signed in Russian) this is the Russian letter V ->В, not the English letter B ->Б. they are similar, but differ in meaning and sound. (I don’t know why, but Google Translate doesn’t translate correctly either)

  • @opaquefilm
    @opaquefilm 8 месяцев назад

    I love the results from all of these but #2 make me gag when I saw the droopy lens hahah

  • @longmap1
    @longmap1 Год назад

    The shape one is genius 😊

  • @jaredhammonds8255
    @jaredhammonds8255 7 месяцев назад

    Me: Takes lense apart "F the system!"

  • @aniruddhasarkar2433
    @aniruddhasarkar2433 Год назад

    Ohhh these are OFFENSIVE 😍

  • @nicekid76
    @nicekid76 Месяц назад

    I think the word you're looking for is "Extreme"

  • @JanLauritzen
    @JanLauritzen Год назад

    I was shot....by the Camera Of The Law!

  • @donadams8345
    @donadams8345 11 месяцев назад +1

    Substitute the word creative for the word illegal.

  • @sorkarkelly8066
    @sorkarkelly8066 Год назад +1

    What is illegal about modifying MY lens?

  • @REMY.C.
    @REMY.C. Год назад

    Illegal? I'm reporting this video 😂
    A judge will contact you soon to remind you the law.

  • @ELTABULLO
    @ELTABULLO День назад

    "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A LENS"

  • @HelJ4n
    @HelJ4n 9 месяцев назад

    god the youtube compression hurted this photos

  • @LiuKuanLiam
    @LiuKuanLiam 5 месяцев назад

    How you got arrested for do that?

  • @Alptraumification
    @Alptraumification 9 месяцев назад

    so, I must ask you, just to be sure. If I mod one of my lenses that way, will I be followed? FBI, Interpol, anything?

  • @vytautasslenderis2702
    @vytautasslenderis2702 Год назад +1

    So, what is illegal about it all?

  • @starsandnightvision
    @starsandnightvision Месяц назад

    Good music in this video.

  • @seantewillis
    @seantewillis Год назад

    Awesome!

  • @KB99KraYziE
    @KB99KraYziE Год назад +5

    "Sei illegale" in uno slang della Generazione Z, vuol dire quando è una cosa, una persona, ... , talmente BELLA che, non può stare in giro!
    Penso che sono uno dei pochi "nuovi" termini che approvo, ed in questo caso ci sta incredibilmente perfetto, al nome di tutto quello che ci fai vedere in questo tuo video ❤

    • @claudio6636
      @claudio6636 Год назад +1

      Sorpreso di vedere un commento in italiano

  • @SpartanONegative
    @SpartanONegative Год назад

    Concaved, convexed double them up and mirror them so it's backwards like reality really is and hit it with the red color spectrum. Like the Vatican telescope

  • @skylark6167
    @skylark6167 6 месяцев назад

    I see you also unscrew lenses with nail scissors

  • @Lalambz
    @Lalambz Год назад

    so cat's eyes are anamorphic?

  • @florider_hd
    @florider_hd Год назад

    nothings illegal if you want that shot!

  • @anfett2699
    @anfett2699 5 месяцев назад

    Why is it illegal ?

  • @tanrol1
    @tanrol1 Год назад

    thank you , wonderfull , respecfully RT

  • @loboptlu
    @loboptlu 8 месяцев назад

    so will the manufacturer sue me for modifying a lens i bought? oh no wait i live in europe not america ,what i "buy" not rent is my property to with as i want unless its a real illegal dangerous mod (would be interesting in lenses) in a car or such that can hurt people.
    please stop using the word illegal for nonsense like illegal lego mods (whatever that means) or like here , its a non stndard modification or use of it thats perhaps crazy ,stupid or not recommended and thats it ,no lawyer will come after yyou .

  • @DarrenLeong
    @DarrenLeong 14 дней назад

    What is illegal about this? I don't understand.

  • @aeyde
    @aeyde Год назад

    that's insane

  • @tomsid2930
    @tomsid2930 Год назад

    Anamorfake and kodaflex are 11/10.

  • @ignatirabo
    @ignatirabo 11 месяцев назад +1

    My definition of illegal means against the law but ok

  • @alecleo3434
    @alecleo3434 Год назад +1

    why illegal???

  • @nickwinn7812
    @nickwinn7812 Год назад +1

    You've done some interesrung work here. In which jurisdiction is it illegal to do this? I would l like to have you arrested as a con-artist.

  • @SidneyPratt
    @SidneyPratt 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks.

  • @KentSoderstrom
    @KentSoderstrom 6 месяцев назад

    Oh, no! The law entforcement is knocking on the door. It's obviously illegal to watch this video too!

  • @Tictacpanter
    @Tictacpanter Год назад

    My friend bokeh out jail to try these mods.

  • @stevest55
    @stevest55 Год назад

    Why risk ruining your good lens? Just buy a lens baby.

    • @MathieuStern
      @MathieuStern  Год назад +3

      Why experiment and learn ? Just consume more

  • @Iam-Misu
    @Iam-Misu 9 месяцев назад

    Почему у этого иностранца с ужасным английским акцентом в видео представлены советские мануальные объективы? И что тут такого ужасного? Так называемый petzval mod это не ново. На своём мир-1в я делала тоже самое и результат потрясающий.

  • @amancalledkev
    @amancalledkev Год назад +1

    No such thing as ‘illegal’…..

  • @SilverSpoon_
    @SilverSpoon_ 11 месяцев назад

    >moi qui bricole des trucs avec mes objos
    Qu'ils viennent me chercher!

  • @danielkliemczak3450
    @danielkliemczak3450 Год назад

    gling buy a stock of jupiters and 44😅

  • @_zarthix_
    @_zarthix_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    So why is it illegal makes zero sense

    • @realpain84
      @realpain84 10 месяцев назад

      You breaking the laws of physics,breaking light😢

    • @_zarthix_
      @_zarthix_ 10 месяцев назад

      @@realpain84 ooo