I bought 2b2t coordinates on eBay.....

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  • Опубликовано: 12 май 2024
  • Today I make the foolish mistake of buying Minecraft coordinates on the oldest anarchy server, 2b2t, from eBay. What could possibly go wrong?
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  • @johnveriloyson6639
    @johnveriloyson6639 3 года назад +3198

    “I did something stupid, so you didn't have to.”
    -FitMC

    • @NoCarbs.
      @NoCarbs. 3 года назад +3

      😝

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RUclips videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear jon

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku waht?

    • @ballinn
      @ballinn 3 года назад +1

      W E W A T C H E D T H E V I D E O :)

    • @BlueInk404
      @BlueInk404 3 года назад +2

      @@Cyrogenesis. don’t listen to him he’s... I’ve seen him a million times just ignore him.

  • @ShakeNBake0913
    @ShakeNBake0913 3 года назад +8016

    “So I purchased Coordinates to my Dad’s house”

    • @shikk1029
      @shikk1029 3 года назад +88

      Bruv just say u used the lottery money so the dad will tell u his coords

    • @blackgayman
      @blackgayman 3 года назад +28

      Impossible.

    • @blackgayman
      @blackgayman 3 года назад +21

      @huervomalo by himself 😔😔😔

    • @guydudedudeguy9030
      @guydudedudeguy9030 3 года назад +16

      So I’m selling coordinates to your mom’s house

    • @N1dz
      @N1dz 3 года назад +14

      Turns out the store has a shortage of milk for the past 27 years

  • @rednassie1101
    @rednassie1101 3 года назад +2845

    I like how cheating is basically as normal as walking on that server

    • @b4sh936
      @b4sh936 3 года назад +23

      I dont get it, why is he cheating?

    • @unitedfalls3001
      @unitedfalls3001 3 года назад +332

      @@b4sh936 because it’s an anarchy server it’s allowed

    • @victordodai6311
      @victordodai6311 3 года назад +160

      @@b4sh936 2b2t is a server with no rules my guy C:

    • @mxstila6220
      @mxstila6220 2 года назад +132

      @@b4sh936 As 2b2t is an anarchy server, there are no rules against hacks, so they are technically allowed.

    • @b4sh936
      @b4sh936 2 года назад +6

      @@mxstila6220 isnt it boring to play with that many cheats?

  • @twaniboy11
    @twaniboy11 3 года назад +990

    What if the supposed viewer who contacted Fit was the seller himself?

    • @ptang4k
      @ptang4k 3 года назад +77

      thats what i was thinking

    • @TheDragiix3
      @TheDragiix3 2 года назад +67

      @@ptang4k 1000 IQ play lmao

    • @AlwafiCharki
      @AlwafiCharki 2 года назад +14

      probably

    • @commenter_HIMIK-MAN
      @commenter_HIMIK-MAN 2 года назад +14

      Considering 2b2t player base, most likely.

    • @MrGoodeats
      @MrGoodeats Год назад

      That’s what I was thinking

  • @letsmakegames947
    @letsmakegames947 3 года назад +4289

    Plot twist: the person on twitter made the post

  • @Eth0B
    @Eth0B 3 года назад +5288

    Fit in 2030: “I Bought 2B2T from hausemaster on the dark web”

    • @theodorstefanov5331
      @theodorstefanov5331 3 года назад +58

      probably true

    • @ramdhan.1
      @ramdhan.1 3 года назад +87

      And he will say that he did it so that we don't have to

    • @strahinja2475
      @strahinja2475 3 года назад +82

      He will buy hausemaster from dark web

    • @riddim.
      @riddim. 3 года назад +10

      He already did that lol

    • @ramdhan.1
      @ramdhan.1 3 года назад +18

      @@strahinja2475 Well the real housemaster has already left 2b2t

  • @thevampirematrix816
    @thevampirematrix816 2 года назад +405

    3:15 I also have an issue with cake being in the S category as, even though it yields the most food points, it yields a poor amount of saturation points which means you will become hungry very quickly afterwards. Also, they don't stack which is sad :( (I do think chorus fruit is under rated, it can even teleport you through obsidian and into someones secret base!)

    • @BadUsernameKing
      @BadUsernameKing 2 года назад +1

      true

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I only use cake to sell

    • @shokomakinohara7899
      @shokomakinohara7899 2 года назад +37

      I'm sure fit explained this already but cake is S because of how fast you can eat it. When server tps is 1, you can starve to death because of how slow eating takes

    • @helmit_kid9755
      @helmit_kid9755 Год назад +5

      @@shokomakinohara7899 and you can stack it on 2b

    • @patrickmartin3322
      @patrickmartin3322 Год назад +1

      You can stack cake in Bedrock

  • @realityDUBSTEP
    @realityDUBSTEP 3 года назад +666

    That pso e1&2 song hit me with nostalgia

    • @nmwoperator2616
      @nmwoperator2616 3 года назад

      Fr

    • @Tzill
      @Tzill 3 года назад +1

      Thought i was going crazy when i heard that! Mad wave of nostalgia when i heard that shit lol

    • @Applesgosh
      @Applesgosh 3 года назад +6

      It's so rare to see anything pso related nowadays, respect to Fit for busting out these underrated tunes (I think this is his 2nd or 3rd video using the music too, you can tell he's probably had some good memories with the game)

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 3 года назад +2

      It hit me as hard as Vol Opts' pillar

    • @Applesgosh
      @Applesgosh 3 года назад

      @@ikagura based

  • @thenatespecial
    @thenatespecial 3 года назад +1274

    “So I purchased an OnlyFans for a set of coordinates”

  • @senkyte
    @senkyte 3 года назад +3947

    "This is going to be an absolute disaster"
    You bought coordinates for the oldest anarchy block game server on EBay. You don't say?

    • @secretsmokystarr
      @secretsmokystarr 3 года назад +3

      LMAOO

    • @ezboi5768
      @ezboi5768 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @funtendo95
      @funtendo95 3 года назад +3

      He said that line while I was reading it....

    • @Crystalelements182
      @Crystalelements182 3 года назад +2

      Fit: this is a bad idea. I'm doing it

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 года назад +12

      He bought coords for the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft on the oldest marketplace on the Internet.

  • @veon5043
    @veon5043 3 года назад +98

    "Dont try this at home"
    Me at my local library: my genius is truly scary sometimes

  • @p4tchPL
    @p4tchPL 2 года назад +41

    I love how on their tier list cookies were A class when they give no hunger points or saturation and they are very difficult to make

    • @harshilbajracharya9753
      @harshilbajracharya9753 2 года назад +2

      exactly the iNfLuENcErS are insane

    • @p4tchPL
      @p4tchPL 2 года назад

      @@harshilbajracharya9753 lmao

    • @pizzaguy_
      @pizzaguy_ 3 месяца назад +2

      I will NOT accept this cookie slander :(
      The beans grow almost instantly, and wheat is easy to mass farm, and each time you craft it you get a whole 8 cookies.

    • @p4tchPL
      @p4tchPL 3 месяца назад

      @@pizzaguy_ fair enough lol

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 21 день назад

      @@pizzaguy_so do carrots though which can make gold carrots per gold ingot

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 3 года назад +2084

    That’s a get rich quick scheme: build bases on 2b2t and then sell the coords to legitimize your business

    • @flp322
      @flp322 3 года назад +115

      Well if they're selling for 7.50, it sounds like you're not gonna get that rich, and it isn't going to be very quick either.

    • @wihamaki
      @wihamaki 3 года назад +197

      Create a bot program that builds a base. In some countries, that amount of U.S. dollars would be worth it.

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 3 года назад +64

      @@flp322 if you're selling cords to a shitty auto generated village that has potato's for 7.50 then that's legit a ripoff

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain 3 года назад +14

      @@wihamaki Just make one where you can export JSON configs and import them to build bases.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 года назад +32

      @@JayRain Give the bots some diamonds and dupe stashes to place in the base

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 года назад +18874

    Well that’s one way to spend 1k dollars

    • @afan1924
      @afan1924 3 года назад +327

      *wasting

    • @callieot3982
      @callieot3982 3 года назад +39

      Yes

    • @JediPlays0309
      @JediPlays0309 3 года назад +176

      @@afan1924 I mean I don’t wanna imply it’s a waste incase it isn’t ya know?

    • @JediPlays0309
      @JediPlays0309 3 года назад +74

      Wouldn’t know cause I didn’t buy it

    • @afan1924
      @afan1924 3 года назад +15

      @@JediPlays0309 ok

  • @notaperson979
    @notaperson979 3 года назад +264

    I mean at least fit got his money back in like 10 minutes

    • @acamelwholikescoke4641
      @acamelwholikescoke4641 3 года назад +27

      He’s earned wayyyy much more then what he spent

    • @CARMENRodriguez-ch7sd
      @CARMENRodriguez-ch7sd 2 года назад +1

      Revenue

    • @Vyrene
      @Vyrene 2 года назад +1

      @DaBabySmokesWeedAndJimmySavilleSmokesBudWithMyNan revenue. A thousand dollars vs literal $3000+ revenue and _some_ sponsorship from his other videos

    • @matan7899
      @matan7899 2 года назад +9

      @@Vyrene 1000 dollars? He paid 15 bucks

    • @superpersianprincesses5034
      @superpersianprincesses5034 2 года назад

      @@matan7899 ad revenue kid

  • @8o8inSquares
    @8o8inSquares 3 года назад +290

    You know, you could tell ebay support that this is a scam, and they will close him and refund you

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 3 года назад +3

      It ISN'T a scam.

    • @dontworry7217
      @dontworry7217 3 года назад +21

      @@minimalgrammar1276right, its illegal, bc I'm pretty sure its against the rules or illegal to sell in game items for real world money on minecraft. The seller is clearly selling a starter kit that has in game items.

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 3 года назад +7

      @@dontworry7217 I thought they were just selling coords.
      Also I don't think violating Minecraft TOS is technically "illegal," it just means they can take legal action against you.

    • @whasiany
      @whasiany 2 года назад +1

      @@minimalgrammar1276 Actually it is a scam...just Fit's the scammer. HE was the one who blew up the bases and falsified the stash

    • @whasiany
      @whasiany 2 года назад

      @@minimalgrammar1276 They can't. Arbitration agreements in the Microsoft ToS state that Microsoft and you can't sue each other and both parties must resort to arbitration.

  • @poof.8691
    @poof.8691 3 года назад +3128

    “try getting out of a portal trap using a cookie” LMFAO
    Okay wow didn’t expect this much likes

    • @AlexHernandez-ar9ht
      @AlexHernandez-ar9ht 3 года назад +10

      Tru

    • @grisersayshi526
      @grisersayshi526 3 года назад +77

      Plus cookie is too expensive for a half of a hunger bar!!!

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 3 года назад +85

      lol what a shitty tier list. Cake in S tier? Cake has such a terrible hunger to saturation ratio, and it doesn't stack, and has an annoyingly complicated recipe. Pumpkin pie in A tier? It may give a good chunk of hunger, but it also has terrible saturation, you get basically very little healing out of it, and it takes three different farms to craft reliably. I don't even have to talk about the cookie in A tier. What a disgrace.
      Edit: Yes I know cake is an instant consumption that's the only food immune to low TPS. Fact is though, server lag immunity is not the only factor when placing the food on the tier list. Hunger to saturation is too. Obtainability is also a factor. So is general utility. Also, I've been told that the tier list shown is not even about 2b2t, it's a general Minecraft food tier list, which means putting it into S tier is even less justified. If you want to see my reasoning in greater detail, then read all my replies.

    • @cunnyhunter69
      @cunnyhunter69 3 года назад +13

      I think chorus fruits help you escape the void in the End?
      Maybe helps escape lava in the nether?
      I'm not sure, never really tried

    • @shakisyaboi991
      @shakisyaboi991 3 года назад +11

      @@RayramAureanBlue isnt cake like one of the best foods to have on 2b2t?

  • @shirohawke9413
    @shirohawke9413 3 года назад +6136

    Lmao 12 yr old Johnny just scored some quick bucks...

    • @therealsans6937
      @therealsans6937 3 года назад +31

      Lmao

    • @HollowGroyper
      @HollowGroyper 3 года назад +12

      F em

    • @chimchu3232
      @chimchu3232 3 года назад +60

      Sure if $7.50 is worth the hassle 😂

    • @impoppy9145
      @impoppy9145 3 года назад +131

      Ah yes 7 dollars. I can finally buy 2 large Coca Cola's and half a hamburger

    • @opticwallbong4045
      @opticwallbong4045 3 года назад +30

      @@chimchu3232 buddy did nothing by sending cords that he probably raided himself lol

  • @gwockamol
    @gwockamol 3 года назад +13

    “Oh look, a typo. Do I ask the seller if it’s a typo? WHAT, AND WASTE THAT BEAUTIFUL CONTENT!? I THINK NOT!!”

  • @leox6190
    @leox6190 3 года назад +14

    "DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME!"
    okay ill go out to the street i guess...

  • @SuiYo
    @SuiYo 3 года назад +1858

    The fact that there were two sets of portals proves that the seller has used these coords many times before (many people who bought these coords went there before FIT)

    • @opalyon
      @opalyon 3 года назад +50

      good theory

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 3 года назад +18

      0, 0, 0 ~ legit death wish

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 3 года назад +36

      Don't tell me multiple people have bought those

    • @dexrim643
      @dexrim643 3 года назад +97

      @@Ikxi it’s an high possibility as you can easily keep passing em on as new cords and selling em to a gullible person and they wouldn’t know to its to late

    • @Hdthebest25
      @Hdthebest25 3 года назад +15

      @@davidgumazon that is a death wish because you spawn under the map lmao

  • @theknightwhosaysni6318
    @theknightwhosaysni6318 3 года назад +1290

    "I randomly searched and found someone was selling coords"
    Little did you know HE WAS the ONE selling COORDS!

    • @victorthegamer4958
      @victorthegamer4958 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @uncle8658
      @uncle8658 3 года назад +20

      Stonks

    • @An0r1
      @An0r1 3 года назад +12

      **yes this is big brain time**

    • @Exderius
      @Exderius 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @nyankers
      @nyankers 3 года назад +2

      it was pretty obviously him tho
      who else calls it "the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft"

  • @sarithedren9469
    @sarithedren9469 3 года назад +7

    Corus fruit: came out a bit later in minecraft.
    Players who fell for nether portal traps before corus fruit: well I guess this is my life now.

  • @ctnc17
    @ctnc17 3 года назад +17

    I like how you can buy literal sets of numbers on E-Bay

    • @Kahoneki
      @Kahoneki 2 года назад

      🤡

    • @straweater
      @straweater 2 года назад

      @@Kahoneki ew shut up

    • @Kahoneki
      @Kahoneki 2 года назад

      @@straweater it was towards the people selling and buying them not op

  • @bcarpyy2739
    @bcarpyy2739 3 года назад +1339

    “don’t try this at home”
    me at a friends house: *stonks*

    • @LCRequiem
      @LCRequiem 3 года назад +44

      Homeless people: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @vader8740
      @vader8740 3 года назад +14

      @@lrplays9154 stfu

    • @Ableten
      @Ableten 3 года назад +2

      Bro that was probably the funniest I’ve ever heard ! Aha ! Glo up bruh!😈✊🏼

    • @m.v2901
      @m.v2901 3 года назад +1

      @@LCRequiem LOL

    • @pineapplepeesta7733
      @pineapplepeesta7733 3 года назад +1

      I did this at home. FBI is currently raiding me. I'm hiding in the closet right now. Send help.

  • @GabeAF
    @GabeAF 3 года назад +1585

    “Rant over, let’s get on the highway”
    **explosion**
    _“preferably soon...”_

    • @Zoe-qn8uo
      @Zoe-qn8uo 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @collinregner5247
      @collinregner5247 3 года назад +6

      I read this as he said that lol

    • @Scypek
      @Scypek 3 года назад +6

      That was a rather dramatic way to faceplant into a floating netherrack block.

    • @Pineapple470
      @Pineapple470 3 года назад +1

      @@collinregner5247 lol me too

    • @antolak1590
      @antolak1590 3 года назад

      I can confirm, this is indeed what he said.

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT 3 года назад +9

    Chorus fruit are amazing for secret bases as well. (In vanilla, lmao. No base is secret on 2b2t)
    Won't teleport you into water/lava after all ;)

  • @Lapantouflemagic0
    @Lapantouflemagic0 3 года назад +74

    damn, the guy just litterally finds coordinates on forums and sells them no matter how old they are. he doesn't give a damn.
    probably that the other coordinates were not intended to be fake but he copied them from some blurred image and got them wrong

  • @apocalypticpioneers2116
    @apocalypticpioneers2116 3 года назад +420

    He's probably just reselling the coords over and over again

    • @Aurelius_unofficial
      @Aurelius_unofficial 3 года назад +67

      Definitely, there was a portal to the middle of nowhere, clealy someone got the same cords and went there, typo or no

    • @himearikawa3130
      @himearikawa3130 3 года назад

      @@Aurelius_unofficial yeah

    • @cloudyvids8873
      @cloudyvids8873 3 года назад +1

      @@invadr prove it

  • @supertiger9567
    @supertiger9567 3 года назад +4156

    that tier list ranked POISON POTATOES higher than chorus

  • @dominica7586
    @dominica7586 3 года назад +38

    “im a little nervous”
    its $7 chill lmao

    • @impraszaidzialt5106
      @impraszaidzialt5106 3 года назад +9

      I can buy food for day with that money

    • @B07meed1
      @B07meed1 3 года назад +6

      Those 7$ can do a lot

    • @ummagumma9969
      @ummagumma9969 3 года назад +6

      He made few hundred times more from this video probably

    • @dominica7586
      @dominica7586 3 года назад

      @@ummagumma9969 fr

    • @dominica7586
      @dominica7586 3 года назад

      @@impraszaidzialt5106 k but it doesn't mean anything to him cause he's making a lot more than 7 dollars lmfao

  • @Zora_TheSideCharacter
    @Zora_TheSideCharacter 2 года назад +12

    Even on other servers and even single player worlds chorus fruit is great because you can eat it when you have full hunger, and it gives a good amount of saturation meaning it can be a great way to heal if potions or gapples arnt easily available.

  • @subsloth3180
    @subsloth3180 3 года назад +1957

    Chorus fruit is even better because of it's ability to be eaten even when you're not hungry. Spam eating them will give you 2.5 saturation each so you'll heal faster if you lose health.

    • @user-in1zh9do6n
      @user-in1zh9do6n 3 года назад +47

      I didn`t know that it can be eaten and give saturation if you full hunger

    • @Umbral_darkness
      @Umbral_darkness 3 года назад +6

      @@user-in1zh9do6n me neither

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 года назад +3

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

    • @adicoolro3752
      @adicoolro3752 3 года назад +51

      @@simplespector3520 no.
      Edit: LMAO i got more likes then him

    • @sealed3333
      @sealed3333 3 года назад +5

      @@adicoolro3752 no

  • @ItsSimba567
    @ItsSimba567 3 года назад +1204

    "This whole thing is a train wreck"
    Its eBay what did you expect lol

    • @kimjongun5172
      @kimjongun5172 3 года назад +10

      You’re a child you don’t know anything about ebay

    • @captainjackpugh6050
      @captainjackpugh6050 3 года назад +6

      How did you get that golden apple

    • @jackiecurlz7336
      @jackiecurlz7336 3 года назад +15

      @@captainjackpugh6050 he’s a channel member

    • @keeoh5815
      @keeoh5815 3 года назад +15

      @@kimjongun5172 what, eBay simply doesn't care

    • @rojester7576
      @rojester7576 3 года назад +11

      @@kimjongun5172 ok big guy

  • @wiflix
    @wiflix 2 года назад +1

    LMFAO one of the funniest videos ive seen from fit so far, I was in tears

  • @monfi6630
    @monfi6630 3 года назад +9

    And I think that, if you eat a Chorus fruit mid air, it will teleport you to the ground, so if its true, the Chorus fruit is even more useful.

  • @jtotheroc
    @jtotheroc 3 года назад +3263

    Plot Twist: Fit is the actually eBay seller and bought the coords from himself.

    • @SkippyMC
      @SkippyMC 3 года назад +29

      Do you even know what a plot twist is man

    • @ddan1998
      @ddan1998 3 года назад +174

      @@SkippyMC he used it correctly tho

    • @boenana-3054
      @boenana-3054 3 года назад +61

      @@SkippyMC but that's still a plot twist, although no offense to op, a bad one. It's still a plot twist.

    • @CausticWax
      @CausticWax 3 года назад +13

      Stonks

    • @conman1111
      @conman1111 3 года назад +4

      I hope that's the case, not only would he not be wasting money, he's showing braindead people that maybe they shouldn't buy coords

  • @dkp8977
    @dkp8977 3 года назад +327

    "This is going to be a huge disaster, I can already tell"
    Yeah, me too. Me too.

  • @thatwolfinyourbackyard6011
    @thatwolfinyourbackyard6011 3 года назад +7

    *DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME*
    me at the Library computer: *maniacal laugh*

  • @bastiboyza
    @bastiboyza Год назад +1

    "Oh and we're portal trapped like the other poor soul here"
    *Doesn't bother to spend 2 seconds freeing them*

  • @waltuh7601
    @waltuh7601 3 года назад +2404

    “Let’s get on the highway” *Explosion* “preferably soon”

    • @thayermcleod
      @thayermcleod 3 года назад +20

      Lol what makes it funnier is that I read it as I hear it

    • @farissweiss5735
      @farissweiss5735 3 года назад +5

      Lmao copy paster

    • @bwaguh4903
      @bwaguh4903 3 года назад +6

      I opened up the comments exactly when he said this and read this as he was saying it.

    • @AllDiagram4276
      @AllDiagram4276 3 года назад +1

      👌🏻

    • @waltuh7601
      @waltuh7601 3 года назад +2

      @@farissweiss5735 bruh what I just heard fit say it and i decided to make it a comment

  • @ziggystardust2435
    @ziggystardust2435 3 года назад +805

    “Yeah good luck tryna get out of a portal trap with a cookie” there was such pain and anger when he said that. My lungs just died lmao

    • @thegamingfox6540
      @thegamingfox6540 3 года назад +14

      "Let me know how that goes for ya!" 2:55 I'm dead that was hilarious 🤣

    • @impostor5875
      @impostor5875 3 года назад +1

      i saw this comment right as he said that lol

    • @ghjklkop7868
      @ghjklkop7868 3 года назад

      or just mine out, duh

    • @helenaww
      @helenaww 3 года назад +5

      @@ghjklkop7868 you can’t. it’s a portal trap mate

    • @Amarelxl
      @Amarelxl 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @GuyWhoGyms
    @GuyWhoGyms 3 года назад +1

    Wow, never expected to hear some Phantasy Star Online RP. 1/2 background music. Mad vibes.

  • @daltonhayhurst8501
    @daltonhayhurst8501 2 года назад +2

    so proud of you bro. you came a long way

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught 3 года назад +219

    “One of my alt accounts”
    The real question: Was it K-PopBob?

    • @acupofwater8020
      @acupofwater8020 3 года назад +14

      Now we're asking the real questions

    • @firstnamelastname8534
      @firstnamelastname8534 3 года назад +1

      No the hands were Steve's hands

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 3 года назад

      @@firstnamelastname8534 you didn’t even mention the fact that you can see his skin in his inventory? it’s a joke

  • @RamkrishanYT
    @RamkrishanYT 3 года назад +205

    “try getting out of a portal trap using a cookie”

  • @hull612
    @hull612 3 года назад +1

    For the record FitMC, I am seriously digging the Phantasy Star Online music. Big time nostalgia bomb! XD

  • @tohoni37
    @tohoni37 3 года назад +1

    So just found this channel. At some point woukd be cool to hear you say "the light will never perish" something like that Warrior of light sounding dude

  • @timfitzpatrick8102
    @timfitzpatrick8102 3 года назад +121

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @Salamander002
      @Salamander002 3 года назад +10

      What's the deal with this copy-pasta?

    • @zeromc5174
      @zeromc5174 3 года назад +5

      Bro stop it
      Get some help

    • @timfitzpatrick8102
      @timfitzpatrick8102 3 года назад

      @@zeromc5174 bro i do need help it’s all I’ve been able to comment 😢

    • @GOBLINZ8
      @GOBLINZ8 3 года назад

      Schlatt

    • @sora4717
      @sora4717 3 года назад

      Ayo This is Not Schaltt Channel

  • @phant0mzz397
    @phant0mzz397 3 года назад +288

    you know its sketchy when theres a “do not try at home” warning in a minecraft video

    • @Zoe-qn8uo
      @Zoe-qn8uo 3 года назад

      Tru-

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 года назад

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

  • @notmeowth
    @notmeowth 3 года назад +10

    his chorus fruit rant around 3:00 is one of the funniest things from fitmc videos

    • @YTshashmeera
      @YTshashmeera 3 года назад +1

      But also that rant feels so good too

  • @agentx3
    @agentx3 3 месяца назад +1

    This man fell on his sword so that new players wouldn't have to.

  • @faustianimperium6066
    @faustianimperium6066 3 года назад +471

    Fit in 2100:”I hacked the United States government to find Hause’s address”

  • @Dieg-0
    @Dieg-0 3 года назад +406

    Coordinates: actually shows something interesting
    Fit: impossible

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 года назад +18

      Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

    • @Dieg-0
      @Dieg-0 3 года назад +1

      @@DarkPeter Yeah, that's true

    • @flyr2261
      @flyr2261 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 года назад +3

      Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 3 года назад

      If this was realistic, he would’ve been sold 0, 0.

  • @heatshield
    @heatshield 3 года назад +23

    I don't know, man. I wouldn't have given up on the first one so quick. Sometimes I mark underwater points of interest with a pillar so I can see them from a distance day or night.
    Might be worth going back with your scuba gear and dig the sea floor.

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX 3 года назад +2

      I usually start a sky base by building up with a pillar

    • @heatshield
      @heatshield 3 года назад +1

      @@MakerManX yep, that too.

    • @SuperPickle15
      @SuperPickle15 9 месяцев назад +2

      ah yes. I always build an underground base to hide from griefers...while building a giant beacon to alert the greifers.

  • @irishbrenno1198
    @irishbrenno1198 2 года назад

    The ffx music at the start pulled me in, love it

  • @xAleccc
    @xAleccc 3 года назад +290

    Plot twist: these are nether base coordinates

    • @tactic4795
      @tactic4795 3 года назад +5

      That actually would make sense

    • @ashulman1931
      @ashulman1931 3 года назад

      Tac Tic
      Yeah that would explain it

    • @shadywolf9724
      @shadywolf9724 3 года назад +1

      I hope he sees this and checks

    • @boenana-3054
      @boenana-3054 3 года назад

      Big 🧠

    • @meta_gamer2619
      @meta_gamer2619 3 года назад

      Nah just checked theirs portals but nothin

  • @japoz4238
    @japoz4238 2 года назад

    GOD bless you, fitmc. doing the work so we don't have to. we salute you👏👏

  • @killerbug05
    @killerbug05 3 года назад +5

    "good luck tryna get out of a portal trap with a cookie"
    Simple just mine out with the cookies 😂

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 года назад +3309

    Plot Twist: *the coordinates are coords for the future*
    Edit: 2.9K LIKES ALREADY?! MOST LIKES! I've ever gotten 0_0 thank you guys

  • @shinypooka
    @shinypooka 3 года назад +179

    "Hit that button to make me feel better"
    Ah, yes emotional manipulation.

    • @cotabeats4204
      @cotabeats4204 3 года назад

      Easy way to get his kid audience to sub

    • @shinypooka
      @shinypooka 3 года назад

      @iBad420 ^

    • @pencil6711
      @pencil6711 3 года назад

      @ᴄᴏᴠᴏɪᴅ • not rlly

    • @shinypooka
      @shinypooka 3 года назад

      @ᴄᴏᴠᴏɪᴅ • y u mad son

  • @cheemsburgr
    @cheemsburgr 3 года назад +3

    3:39 the watchmen are recruiting!!!!

  • @sr00ze13
    @sr00ze13 3 года назад +4

    I really like the Phantasy Star Online Music in the Background

  • @Crystalelements182
    @Crystalelements182 3 года назад +291

    I love how fit is like: this is a terrible idea, but I'm doing it anyway.

    • @archer5922
      @archer5922 3 года назад

      Hehehe, I’m in danger

    • @fiddlesticks252
      @fiddlesticks252 3 года назад +1

      @@invadr proof?

    • @superyeah4ever2
      @superyeah4ever2 3 года назад +2

      @@invadr i aint seeing proof

    • @Crystalelements182
      @Crystalelements182 3 года назад +1

      @@invadr send us proof. Maybe you did sell coords, but how do we know you sold them to fit? How do we know they were real coords that actually led somewhere? Right now its just your word and no proof

    • @mz7289
      @mz7289 2 года назад +5

      I mean hes gonna easily make that money back from this video.

  • @Denn_GN
    @Denn_GN 3 года назад +202

    "buying coordinates at eBay maybe not great idea"
    Yeah, next video buy on amazon

  • @Elcommandante5
    @Elcommandante5 2 года назад

    Yk what my boy I'm late but mannn I had to sub for your sacrifice😥😂

  • @mdansbyjr
    @mdansbyjr 3 года назад +2

    Thank you for doing this so I didn't have too!!!!!!!!
    I hope you didn't pay too much!
    Also, this is the closest I've found to a "How to escape spawn on 2b2t" video yet. (No, I'm not looking too terribly hard. 🤣)

  • @fwilliams
    @fwilliams 3 года назад +260

    “lets get on the highway” *explosion* “preferably soon” 😂😂😂

  • @ericgreen5506
    @ericgreen5506 3 года назад +61

    local man gets scammed in a children's building block game

  • @moonshadow360
    @moonshadow360 3 года назад

    I subbed just because you used Image of a hero from PSO ep.2, and more from ep.2 if I’m not mistaken.

  • @darkbooger
    @darkbooger 3 года назад +127

    FitMC: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

  • @exhorter7363
    @exhorter7363 3 года назад +420

    It took him a whole 4 seconds to say "The Oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
    Was he kidnapped or what SMH

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo 3 года назад +3

      last time it took him 27 seconds or something

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 3 года назад +2

      I just found his channel and gave up, so now I watch on 1.25 speed

  • @kirbstagoontheaxolotl
    @kirbstagoontheaxolotl Год назад +1

    The tier list shown in the video, I would love to argue with the placement of dried kelp: It saved my live on a bedrock anarchy server, as I lived off it until managing to make a farm with actual food

  • @williammillena3397
    @williammillena3397 2 года назад +3

    "Do the game influencers even play their own game?"
    Me: "Do the game players even read the EULA, Fit"
    Fit: *casually buys 2b2t coords*
    me: "Does Fit read the EULA?"

  • @ashpent
    @ashpent 3 года назад +200

    On the chorus fruit rant, it’s extremely useful not only for portal traps but when your in the air and don’t have any way of getting down or falling and you don’t want to take fall damage, eat a chorus fruit and you’ll be on the ground safely

    • @simplespector3520
      @simplespector3520 3 года назад +2

      lets see how many subs i can get by commenting
      current:. 192🤔🤔🤔

    • @rainman4525
      @rainman4525 3 года назад +11

      @@simplespector3520 shut up

  • @Judebb21
    @Judebb21 3 года назад +1467

    I love how he’s eating god apples as food

    • @altera9666
      @altera9666 3 года назад +205

      Hes not doing it for food hes doing it for the saturation so if he was to get jumped, he would get the upperhand due to health

    • @kat8769
      @kat8769 3 года назад +12

      @@altera9666 ok

    • @kat8769
      @kat8769 3 года назад +1

      @LeoGBA ye

    • @reluctant4611
      @reluctant4611 3 года назад +2

      Their golden apples God apples aren't a thing

    • @yoimjin
      @yoimjin 3 года назад +62

      @@reluctant4611 Whats wrong with calling notch apple as god apple?

  • @philiptucker7590
    @philiptucker7590 2 года назад +5

    The seller has probably sold these cords to several different buyers lol, he just doesn’t bother telling his buyers 👀 woulda been hilarious if he sold Fit cords to his own base to grief 😂

  • @kssuresh9031
    @kssuresh9031 2 года назад +2

    "Oldest anarchy server in minecraft!" That never gets old :)

  • @richardgustafson1346
    @richardgustafson1346 3 года назад +57

    "Let's get on the highway."
    *Explosion*
    "Preferably soon."

  • @not-8909
    @not-8909 3 года назад +138

    Fit: Don’t do this at home
    Me an intellectual: *Does this outside of home*

    • @6tbats
      @6tbats 3 года назад +6

      Lmaoo

    • @iwononoconchol2372
      @iwononoconchol2372 3 года назад

      Bruh

    • @Habzo421
      @Habzo421 3 года назад

      @Nospacito Ikr so original and funny comment also I'm not jealous of his comment likes or anything just saying

  • @phoenixsemorata9476
    @phoenixsemorata9476 3 года назад +1

    I always appreciate the FFX music. 😁❤️

  • @joebidome384
    @joebidome384 9 месяцев назад +1

    In the words of Ol’ Jebidiah S: “ You got boofed!”

  • @grandwizard2450
    @grandwizard2450 3 года назад +293

    Fit: dont do this at home everyone: does it at home

    • @JustAnotherCommenter
      @JustAnotherCommenter 3 года назад +3

      No

    • @TheGreatCragWyvern
      @TheGreatCragWyvern 3 года назад

      @@JustAnotherCommenter Is Here
      Du Du Du Do Du Du Du Do Da Du

    • @krimsonbun
      @krimsonbun 3 года назад

      Yes that is comedy.
      Comedy 100.
      Haha so funny

    • @veredantsk
      @veredantsk 3 года назад

      @@krimsonbun omg im so crying its so funny hahahaha comedy 1000 hahahaha lol

    • @nooki_
      @nooki_ 3 года назад

      @@veredantsk do you are have funny?

  • @F-18Super
    @F-18Super 3 года назад +2167

    I Like how even though he’s bald,you can still see his hairline.
    Since “some” people don’t see that this is a joke I’ll just leave this gear just in case

    • @alfiecrichton9834
      @alfiecrichton9834 3 года назад +5

      Wtf 😂 his head just gets dark at the top ?

    • @briannecardinal3190
      @briannecardinal3190 3 года назад +16

      Does this mean he’s bald by choice??

    • @kairs621
      @kairs621 3 года назад +75

      He still has hair. Like many other people, he shaves his head because he thinks it looks better bald than it does with hair

    • @daequanhendricks3406
      @daequanhendricks3406 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @corn3514
      @corn3514 3 года назад +1

      I think my dad has the exact same hairline

  • @MittinFeet
    @MittinFeet 2 месяца назад +1

    bro i love how he didnt look under the pllar, an obvious marker so you dont lose you base

  • @samkenyon2248
    @samkenyon2248 Год назад

    the final fantasy X backing music for the first minute has got me in a nostalgia trip, god damn you

  • @jan-lukas
    @jan-lukas 3 года назад +115

    How to get rich: make bases on 2b2t and sell their coords

    • @watema3381
      @watema3381 3 года назад +8

      You fool! You have foiled my business!
      Oh my totally legitimate business!

    • @hatepayroll395
      @hatepayroll395 3 года назад +1

      @@watema3381 Employee of the month!

  • @NinniWasTaken
    @NinniWasTaken 3 года назад +93

    "We may be purchasing a hole"
    -Fit

    • @christiandee1406
      @christiandee1406 3 года назад +10

      He purchased an anti hole. A tower

    • @ballinn
      @ballinn 3 года назад +2

      W E W A T C H E D T H E V I D E O :)

  • @iseen7167
    @iseen7167 3 года назад

    FitMC : Let's get out of this hotel highway
    Hears explosions*
    FitMC : Preferably soon

  • @Glitchtophertm
    @Glitchtophertm Год назад

    Got a good chuckle out of the first set of coordinates leading to a netherrack pillar. That was pretty funny if it was intentional.

  • @davidbenedict5617
    @davidbenedict5617 3 года назад +12

    Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

    • @michaelg5932
      @michaelg5932 3 года назад +2

      Stfu

    • @user-bk1jc7us9t
      @user-bk1jc7us9t 3 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @JinstoNim
      @JinstoNim 3 года назад +1

      doesnt even make sense

    • @user-bk1jc7us9t
      @user-bk1jc7us9t 3 года назад +1

      Wrong channel, this isn’t shlatt

    • @davidbenedict5617
      @davidbenedict5617 3 года назад +1

      This comment actually makes sense. The fact that people are selling coordinates for real-world money is truly disgusting.

  • @SkyBeatsChannel
    @SkyBeatsChannel 3 года назад +48

    “Let’s get on the highway”
    *massive explosion*
    “...preferably soon”

    • @itzyomg8052
      @itzyomg8052 3 года назад

      I read this just as it happened in the video 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Khronophis
    @Khronophis Год назад

    that background music is form pso, love it!

  • @Grimmettn
    @Grimmettn 3 года назад +49

    The withers name is “the watchmen now recruiting!” Foreshadowing for fit’s future video. (3:37)

  • @sam9900
    @sam9900 3 года назад +33

    Now we know how PopBop griefed all those bases

    • @utkarshd9350
      @utkarshd9350 3 года назад

      No he actually used thr sound of thunder to do so

    • @sam9900
      @sam9900 3 года назад

      @@airy5659 lmao

    • @utkarshd9350
      @utkarshd9350 3 года назад

      @@airy5659 hm i did not expect i would get r/whooshed

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 3 года назад +35

    "I bought 2b2t coords on Wish"

    • @br4zyj
      @br4zyj 3 года назад +2

      Austin evans if he played minecraft

    • @micahslash
      @micahslash 3 года назад +1

      I'll get them in like a month

  • @TheSmileysCrew
    @TheSmileysCrew 3 года назад +8

    The guy in the thumbnail is literally my theology teacher

  • @stevenholme1987
    @stevenholme1987 2 года назад +1

    Ah, the legendary last lines of any regret "I'm going to do something that is very stupid..."

  • @pat_the_khan2837
    @pat_the_khan2837 3 года назад +39

    alternative title: FitMc Being scammed for 10 mins

  • @Adam0kay
    @Adam0kay 3 года назад +44

    Some people are so into this game they literally purchase coords to immerse themselves further into the anarchy experience

    • @reset3767
      @reset3767 3 года назад

      Bro don’t expose me like that😡

    • @CafeLiquerstreams
      @CafeLiquerstreams 3 года назад

      I'd understand if it was the current Co-ords for the Spanish horde but yeah...

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 года назад +1

      Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.

    • @Axenscity
      @Axenscity 3 года назад +1

      @@DarkPeter you forgot the quotes around the "people"

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 года назад

      @@Axenscity i didn't, I'm lazy