@@terrestrial9622 a recorder is an internal duct flute and whoever gave it the name recorder must have been one of the biggest idiots who ever spoke english
TheLasagne theres a difference, sure they’re both in wood wind but with a flute you play it with buttons and with a recorder you play it with holes another difference is that you blow the flute from the side and you hold it differently and with a recorder you play from the top
Tim the ballpoint pen is a giraffe! look it's got 4 legs by the action (tail) and orange spots! very nice videos you always find a way to make me smile like a kid again
Why do I love this channel so much. Is nothing like anything else I watch but I’m beyond in love with how much he loves this shit. It’s so fun and intoxicating to watch him be so passionate about the fun things in life.
"Ooh, I think he's gone to sleep. Huh." ** TURNS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE ** "Have you?" * ROOM MELTS INTO YELLOW LIQUID, TURNING TO SAND AS IT REACHES THE FLOOR, THEN EXPANDING INTO A ENDLESS DESERT. A GIANT SNAKE WITH THE FACE OF MY FOURTH GRADE TEACHER RISES UP FROM THE SAND **
I am from India.. and I remember that one from 80's .🐍 ...Had forgotten about them. They used to sell that at fairs. edit: @1:34 Plus I had the one at @4:57 but instead of snake it was a beetle inside with wiggly body and legs..🐞
its 3 am and i'm trying to sleep and watch tim at the same time. right when my eyes closed tim plays his fucking recorder at like max volume. it spooked me hard.
Imagine having him as our granddad when we were child and that he would explain and demonstrate toys he would give to us
I like this thought
Just so we can lay the snake into our sisters bed while she at school
I want that kind of grandpa
Love a grandad like that
That is how I think of him
Tim: I don’t really play the flute
Also Tim: 🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵
😂😂
The flute: SCREeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeee
I HEAR PIXELS
He’s singing the songs of the gods
It’s a recorder
Nobody:
Movie directors when 3D was invented: 1:58
Good one but sadly nearly no one will see it
@@frozenlegend1617 I saw it.
@@frozenlegend1617 I saw it.
@@frozenlegend1617 I saw it
Yes ikr more ppl then i expected saw it xD
5:51 "a spring, coming out of a can, very old idea. rekt fam."
How does this not have more likes!?
headlessam I didn’t even notice that! 🤣🤣🤣
headlessa u r cringe
headlessa u r cringe
@@DOOMS711 Dude, your name is " Yeet dimension" That's cringe in itself, you ain't got no place to talk.
@5:43 i genuinely think he fears for his life bless him 😂😂
6:16
“oh my goodness me.”
*OH MY GOODNESS ME*
OH GOOD LORD ITS A REAL SNAKE IT BIT ME
Lol
It took years until Ghidorah wakes up.
11:05
He rises
@Stephen amaxamun what is it!?
@Stephen amaxamun tell me and make me more cultured
@@igxniisan6996 tell you who ghidorah is?
11:00 I lost it and started bursting out laughing
Same
Bro I did when he opened rattle snake eggs
Brandon Donnelly not really that funny
ah my favorite song
I wanted him to just scream at it instead of hiss
Friend: I play the guitar and piano, you?
Me: I can do the flute 11:04
Recorder
@@terrestrial9622 a recorder is an internal duct flute and whoever gave it the name recorder must have been one of the biggest idiots who ever spoke english
It is a recorder
TheLasagne theres a difference, sure they’re both in wood wind but with a flute you play it with buttons and with a recorder you play it with holes another difference is that you blow the flute from the side and you hold it differently and with a recorder you play from the top
@@minecraftleo0726 there are more than 1 types of flute
0:41 when my dog exited to go out side
Bruh how is there no replies here this is so good
Lol
Haha funny epic cool time funny time
5:43 he nearly got a heart attack
ᴏʜᴍᴀɢᴏᴏᴅɴᴇssᴍᴇᴇᴇᴇ
Oh My GoOdNeSs Me. I DIED 🤣🤣
Also 6:16
Lol
NOOOO
11:05 R.I.P Headphones users
awzome gamez
hhhhhhh really
I was really tired and was starting to fall asleep!
awzome gamez im at 7:01 you have just saved a life
Edit: Jesus lord wtf
Not
Even
A
Joke
I was useing headphones
His grandchildren must have the best time of their lives when they go to Tim’s house
I don't think Tim has children.
@@psammiad He's an uncle though I believe!
11:05 Tim Loses his marbles.
JustAMessenger yesssssss
JustAMessenger uiu kiiii8yu 8ii98iihiiiiioooiioiiiioiioooo9o iooouyup ii
That's definitely real
😂
He plays flute better than me
"ah here we have can of what looks like peanuts" *opens can as a yellow spring pops out as I jump back* "oh my goodness me!"
Dude, I just looked at all the people you were subbed to, and I’m scared that me and you are subbed to some of the same people.
@@wavingwaters6107 u scare me even more
Everyone scares me.
@@k0mxg1 Imagine being scared.
@@Luksaee Imagine being scared.
5:44 damn ive never seen him get suprised at all.
He was pretending, he's just a good actor.
Now this one I picked up quite recently, about 20 years ago in fact
James Rustler XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I used to have one of those wooden snakes. I got pinched alot. I miss Jeffery.
Toaster me too
I had a shark. I miss tim
me too
Yeah me too
Same
2:37 i always used to pinch my fingers in those and it hurt so much
Same ;-;
Same here 🇧🇷
Yup haha ouch
my hair would get stuck in those things wayy too often and can confirm it hurt real bad
God same
11:04 I only listen to real music
Xpyreon Gaming lol
Uncolchured Uncolchured swines
hunter gaming uncolchured lmao
Only 90s kid will remember this shit
The snake is you, isnt it?
Tim... I think that pen is a giraffe...
What are you talking about it’s a hippo
I thought a big rat and his cheese did it a while ago and maybe a pen slipped in.
It’s clearly a pangolin.
No y’all are all wrong it’s clearly a polar bear
If Tim says it’s a snake, I T ‘ S A S N A K E
6:13 I have one of those and I got spooked from it and so has Tim
I had one to but it was broken from the start
I had a wood snake like that,I liked it a lot...except whenever I played with it,it pinched my fingers to death...
Darcy Mangan Lmao same
Happens to the Best of us
Same over here
holy shit same i would swing it around like nunchucks
Kids Play lol same
Video should be renamed to "Tim whips out his snake"
MLJ BeBlue they always miss out on fantastic title-making opportunities 😕
Ew
And uses it to frighten children.
MLJ BeBlue or tims snake is looking lively
MLJ BeBlue with a dirty mind that's not the best idea
Nobody:
Class when music teacher says practice: 11:05
Lol tru
This comment is underrated.
Lol im dying i subbed to you
Love this comment
Me brothers in the next room:
11:00 to 11:22 needs to be a meme
So do I
I know right lol 😂😂😂
Jet Skii I’m in it RIGHT NOW
Jet Skii done and done
**plays megalovania**
11:05 I want a 10 hour version and a dubstep remix of this. This tune is lit.
Yea
Love him or hate him he’s speaking fax
Vibe
"I can't play the flute..."
*performs a mysterious ballad of mysticism
2:58 I love playing with these when I was a kid it just hurts sometimes when my skin gets pinch by the side of the snake
Same
Yes I’ve got a really old one what I found at a stall in Whitby.
Same
I still get pinched
Sane here but mine was a lizard
This seems to be a serious channel but everyone in the comments is an absolute jokester. Makes it that much funnier honestly.
''Serious channel'' it's an old man showing little kids toys, there's nothing serious about this.
@@Krepticite you will not slander Tim like this!
Nobody :
Tim : " oH mY gOoDNeSs mE "
This is the best comment ever Eddie nava. O my goodness me
he sounded genuinally surprised lol
What's the name of the song at 11:04????
Juicebox Jr. It's called Stop It I'm sleeping
Juicebox Jr. "flute for the soul" by TIMM.OFDA.NILE
Darude Sandstorm
future-mask off
Juicebox Jr. The song its called
R.I.P. Users Headphones
Your Welcome :)
"What you get instead is- OH MY GOODNESS ME!"
Oh Tim, its like your inner child's trying to escape
Exactly
Shut the fuck up Kpop fan
When you put on grand illusions to help you go to sleep and then Tim does this 11:02 lol
99% or the video: I sleep
Tim pulls out the last snake toy: I wake
And then he taunts you straight afterwards:
Tim: Oh, he's gone to sleep. Have you?
Me: ...
11:35
Someone edit it to look like he's playing mask off by future
bp I'll do it
hhans3n you better not be kidding
akaPABLO give me half an hour, easy
link it when youre finished
i await
For some reason I get asmr from this? His voice is soothing.
I didn’t expect for this comment to blow up. This 4/8/2021. Wow.
11:05
i watch his videos to fall asleep so relaxing
It's just nice to hear Tim's voice
It’s because he vibes to hard that the residual vibes are cast on to you.
@@leastattached103 LMFAO THAT IS HILARIOUS
11:04 me and the boys when finding the beans at 3am
XD
bruh
This deserves more likes
*Where can I preorder Tim’s Flute CD?*
It's not a flute, it's a recorder
@@ryanj1292 ye
@@emperor_napoleonr/woooosh
Tim the ballpoint pen is a giraffe! look it's got 4 legs by the action (tail) and orange spots!
very nice videos you always find a way to make me smile like a kid again
5:44 he's cute and funny even he's old
I used to have a wooden snake toy like that when I was a kid in the early 90s. (the wobbly wood one) Ha.....thanks for bringing back those memories.
I love how intellectually he talks about these toys , without sounding pompous , bombastic , or pretentions .
11:05 bymistake Snorlax woke up
wearing headphones as I watched this, when Tim played the recorder, my bird heard it and started chirping along :)
Aww
snakes from the nile
No no, Fuckin' Snakes
0:57 with subtitles.
im sorry 0:55
Nile snakes 🐍
When he played the flute it reminded me of the dude in the car playing the flute 🤣🤣🤣
Same
Recorder
@@michaelm5551 wow u know music shit fuck u it's a flute who cares
I dont know why I keep watching videos by this channel
Same here
Me to
I can relate to that. and it keeps more on my recommendation.
Cause they are awesome
me too
“I think he’s gon sleep, have you?” Tim you have me questioning my sanity
11:05 Someone...out there...
You have received a quest!
Earrape this bad boy
on it
ruclips.net/video/lI2-rV65dr0/видео.html it is done
Memerath RUclips I think I just witnessed the birth of a new meme for the first time...I thank you so much.
@@itstoasty7089*toots floot*
Tim and Salamander man should have a recorder battle.
I would spend all my chromosomes to see that madness unfold.
Sandtail 028 nyeeeeeeeeeessss
There's no telling the destruction that would occur.
I would offer my extra chromosome for that
Sandtail 028 👶
I love this guy so much you can tell how excited he is to share his collections with us and hes so sweet
11:04 Tim playing random music notes
the pen must be a giraffe
pretty sure it is.
yeah
its a pineapple apple pen
no get out
The tail and the feet make me think it's a cheetah or leopard
Dude the snake with the rainbow pattern and the sunglasses is totally rad
Tim: idk how to play a recorder/whistle/flute.
Me: Oh No
Also Me: AAAHHHHHH ME FUKIN EARS!!!!!!!!!!!
Aren't they technically boa-point pens? 🤔
Stop... just... no
Well for a start it's a giraffe
Desgax, I get annoyed when people say that puns are terrible just because it’s the normal think to do. Great pun.
This man is so soothing, I love him! Tim is like a modern Mr Rogers. I get the same nice feeling while watching.
POV:your amazing grandpa is showing you his toys when he was a kid and you are glad that you are spending time with him
Yeah, he's got the best toy collection in the world! I wish I knew him personally - but these videos will have to do!
2:09 lol the snake hit his face
did somebody say....
N I L E W A T E R
Dammit I wanted to be first to say that
I laughed so hard xD
ren hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Go watch the grand illusions video about Vases and pneumatic toys.
Water from the Nile.
Why do I love this channel so much. Is nothing like anything else I watch but I’m beyond in love with how much he loves this shit. It’s so fun and intoxicating to watch him be so passionate about the fun things in life.
Here in Costa Rica those wooden snake souvenirs are very common.
If you grab it by the tail and hold it in the air it would move very realistically. Don't hold to far back as not to damage the snake.
i hated those things as a kid, they always would pinch me because of the wood grooves.
Oh yes I forgot that. I didn't like that either.
They were cool to look at though. I would usually try it once then hurt my fingers lol
Paul A same here in scotland
11:05 What if you sit on the pot and start playing?
It's a 1 month old joke you fucking idiot
RemuDerp haha lmao
Anol will ocurr
Uhm thats a very dirty joke, i have to say
Billybob McButtsmakepoo lmao xD great response
I could sit at a table and listen to this dude talk about the things he has to talk about for hours
Me when I play the flute 11:04
Kiddo7 thats a recorder
Jalen Gauthier YeAh It AcTuAlLy Is
@Jalen Gauthier yOuR pOiNt?
It's a recorder
@Jalen Gauthier r/whoosh
When he picked up the vase with the snake: *WATER OF THE NILE*
11:05 omg... My ears... Dude! I was wearin headphones!!!
they were blessed
YOU DO NOT KNOW MUSIC!!!
that was a very good piece of hissssssssssstory!
Badum psst
Lightsaber Lord P373 You're desperate for attention, I saw 2 comments coming from you and none of them are funny and only has 2-3 likes.
@@waynealim8432 who hurt you?
Don’t listen to Wayne Alim, it was a good pun.
I'M not that nice
I was given a wooden snake like that when I was about five and I've collected them since then
11:04 *4th Grade Music Class*
oop yeah-
Tim got scared lol “OHHH MY GOODNESS ME”
Girl: Trying to talk to Tim."
Tim: And I whipped out my snake."
Ft d5x4s,a34cu 7f 5d,/$ s4z4s-
Tim: "My goodness me."
Tim, you are a truly amazing musician. I cannot wait to see your first concert featuring the wind-up toys.
Tim always manages to make me smile even when the day has been grey.
2:09 no one is talking about the snake hitting him in the face and Tim just continues on-
He probably kept going due to the adrenaline. It numbs pain. He might have collapsed just after recording this.
@@jezzmaninjapan that looked like it barely tapped him. i dont understand how it would cause pain
@@fattfatt502 I know, I was trying to overexaggerate. For comical effect. XD
@@jezzmaninjapan uhm- okay
@@fattfatt502 apparently you've never been r/woooshed before, poor little soul
"Ooh, I think he's gone to sleep. Huh."
** TURNS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE **
"Have you?"
* ROOM MELTS INTO YELLOW LIQUID, TURNING TO SAND AS IT REACHES THE FLOOR, THEN EXPANDING INTO A ENDLESS DESERT. A GIANT SNAKE WITH THE FACE OF MY FOURTH GRADE TEACHER RISES UP FROM THE SAND **
me: mum can we get music
mum: no we have music at home
music at home 11:05
Can't complain
I know this music is perfect
This is true music.
4:05 is a giraffe
_shhh, just let him believe._
I agree, do you
Tim said it’s a snake so it’s a snake
I am from India.. and I remember that one from 80's .🐍 ...Had forgotten about them. They used to sell that at fairs. edit: @1:34
Plus I had the one at @4:57 but instead of snake it was a beetle inside with wiggly body and legs..🐞
*My Goodness Me*.
Tim 2017
I love this guy... 💕💕💕
Wow I'm so lucky today! Best day of my life 👍 Keep it up sir❤️
6:49 TURN ON CAPTIONS
Little blue on that bigger @kekoa Joaquin
Yo that's crazy
6:48 with auto generated subtitles
Billameboom
Amazing
i love watching this guy, his voice is so nice,,
"I don't know how to play the flute so I'll make a sustained sound"
*MAKES THE LOUDEST EAR-SPLITTING SOUND IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE*
Jake Nash
3:46 I know this is an old video, but I do belive that is a giraffe... lol
*let tim believe*
@@yeetthechips2191 blissfully unaware :)
2:55
Used to grew up with a couple of those toys, nostalgia
I never knew Tim was a jazz musician.
5:43 I thought the dude was gon have a heart attack 😂😂😂😂
Well you're stupid then
@@levyata8964 no, it's you
I don’t know why but watching Tim’s videos calm me down
The wrestle snakes are awesome
Sees new Grand Illusions video, *gets excited.* Open and see that it's 12 minutes long, *jizzes.*
best comment here
PointB1ank IT'S TIME TO STOP!
anonymoose is it not sexual to you?
I love this stuff so much. This guy's channel is terrific!
Welcome to another episode of WhY iS tHiS mY rEcOmMeNdEd
its 12:03 pm AND NO REGRETS
you from S.E.A?
It was shortly after noon, it's evening now. He's in EST time.
thanks i got lazy :P
its 3 am and i'm trying to sleep and watch tim at the same time. right when my eyes closed tim plays his fucking recorder at like max volume. it spooked me hard.
fuki yuki it's 1:53, no regrets
Tim playing the flute is the most blessed and at the same time, the funniest shit I have ever seen
Can I just say how wholesome this is
Edit:this goes for all of these videos
Me showing different types of snakes that roam in my life
Going to tell my kids that this is Ryan's Toys Review
That pen looks like a giraffe
It is a Giraffe