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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2014
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BIG thanks to Matthias for teaming up with me to make this awesome video! He did all of the heavy lifting so I hope you enjoy it and definitely check out his other stuff! :D
Good stuff Mark!
Google... IRL.
YAY MARK!!
so creepy ;_;
You're the best Mark!! Found your channel about a month or two ago, with Five Nights at Freddys. Literally fell in love with your humor and style xD You're awesome, and thank you for genuinely caring for your fans. You have a big heart; that's hard to find these days. So thanks :)
Matthias: “Tell me, what can you do-“
Google: “...kîlł..”
My favorite part of the whole video is that one line.
Ah, my answer to my job interview personality quizzes.
Wha- *WHA*
1:38
Kilt
“It’s actually... a bit Asian?”
Lol
Markiplier + Darkiplier + Siri/Google = Our Worst Nightmare.
or a really cool friend
+lunky
Ll,,
Markimoo lol
+Warfstache
Googliplier learned how to do the dishes from Dil.
studioASmR AHAHAHAHAHA
i love how you dont even need to name a phandom
Google learned how to do dishes from my ex :I
studioASmR true
Way too true!
Darkiplier + Siri = Nightmare fuel
holy crap you gave me the idea of siriplier
+MixlT /yeeeeeess
Darkhorse 344 Oh god why!?
Tell me about it...
Darkhorse 344 ut
matt: its surprisingly small
mark: *small angry mark noises*
Aw, Markimoo. At least you're taller than me, my brothers, my parents, my aunts and uncles, my cousins, my grandparents, and literally everyone else in my family
@@InternalChickens Oh wow...I'm the only child in my family. I have uncles, aunts and etc.
@@InternalChickens im the youngest and one of the tallest children in my family
me being 5'5" I know the feeling
I’ve seen shorter people
"Like my giant man toy."
Probably should've worded that differently.
Yes. That was the joke
Lol
man Like my giant toy.
Mark: *comes out of the box*
Me: THE MAGIC OF EDITING
Puppy's are my life!!! lol
nah he just shipped himself to Matthias' house
Puppy's are my life!!!
Puppy's are my life!!! Not
It's technically not editing. If you slow down the video, he is just crouching in the box and then jumps in the air
Matthias: “I T ‘ S K I N D O F L I K E A G I A N T *M A N T O Y*
"That...came out wrong..."
*shame intensifies*
@@VibeyViberson "I think all you need to do to get it started is to say 'Okay, Google.'"
Google: H E L L O
@@commentgod6467 "Hey, how's it going?"
@@iskdea8461 google: *hits Matt in the nuts*
Matt: ughh
I love that genuinely annoyed look on his face after 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘠 𝘖𝘉𝘑𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘐𝘚 𝘛𝘖 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘠 𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘋
Moral of the story:
Google can’t answer questions if you are asking dumb ones.
ok
Or existential ones
Marie India indeed, lol
Nice pfp.
@@zellasvoidantlers9989 lol, thanks. Yours is nice as well :)
"I can't kill you if you keep asking me questions!"
"Why not?"
**mark.exe.file has shut down**
He questionned Googleplier's mere coding, which caused Googleplier to question his mere coding, which lead to an inevitable critical system error.
Just like asking humans what is life
ToxicSkull0 just like that but multiply it by the whole coding of google which is like a billion trillion
dumbass doesnt even know .exe.file makes 0 sense
@Neko Player Omg that train has run away again.
Laws of robotics:
1- A robot must protect human life above all else.
2- A robot must protect it's own existence unless it Interferes with the first law.
3- A robot must follow the commands of a human unless it Interferes with the first or second laws.
Google obviously ignored these guidelines. Thanks Google!
the first is really that it can not cause harm to a human or through inaction ,allow it. though its still a good paraphrase of it, plus there is a added 4th law ,the zeroth law which precedes the 1st law
0 - A robot must not harm humanity or through inaction ,allow it
Google did not ignore these laws, for if they had IRL would not have crashed, it just would have responded
John Doe Yes, yes. I am aware, however, Google's secondary function was to destroy human kind, clearly disobeying the 0th law, and the 1st law.
and then crashed when it loaded the laws
You do know The Laws of Robotics is fictional, right?
>To protect human life, some of them must be destroy/kill
Mark/Google: *Talking bout killing Matthias*
Matthias: *Asks question*
Mark/Google: *Stops death threat to answer*
*Primary objective is to answer any and all questions as fast as possible*
@@Oggie_rumperoo SECONDARY objective is to destroy mankind.
(Third objective is to turn on The Walten Files and make me waffles)
Matthias: "ok google"
Google: hellooooo......
Matthias *brings out hand*
Google: *KARATE CHOP ON DA DECK*
Poor Matthias
Google: Oops, my mistake… 😈
Mark: “SHUT UP. Just shut up. I can’t KILL you if you keep asking QUESTIONS.”
Me: Oh shi-
Sexiest threat ever.
Keep asking him questions and you will live
@@CamillaIsntHere r/whoosh
1000th like, I personally said the same thing when Markiplier said that
Why did he have to tell him how to defeat him?
I love how Mark mumbles when he's given a task
UniVurse me too
UniVurse kinda like a lil teen
UniVurse he sounds like me when I have to do something
UniVurse like me
Bellaboo_ Creates same
"I can't kill you if you keep asking me questions!"
"Oh. Okay. Compute pi to the last digit, then read back your solution to me."
“Ok now do the dishes”. “Did you just say poo the fishes? Searching poo the dishes”. “No don’t do that I don’t wanna see what that brings up”
"Over here Google"
*Mark looks back to Matthias*
"Over here Google"
*Mark looks back to Matthias*
1:39 tell me-.. What can you do?-
*Kill.*
*_ᴡʜᴀ-? ᴡʜᴀᴛ-?_*
Did you say *poo the fishes?*
-^-
@@AutisticShyGuy searching instead of poo the fishes
@@dyslexicaf999 Wha- NO! i dont want to see what that pulls up!
YES MAM
Note to self: don't watch this without headphones or earbuds. My Google home went off while watching this 😂
RUclips: wanna see Google being evil? 11M people: yes please!!!
Detroit : Become Markiplier
Mr.Fardin Connor flies in and punches Google in the face
😭😭💀
If you look closely, Jack is right behind him, with stars in his eyes.
Detroit: Become Darkiplier
Lol
"Shut up I can't kill you if you keep asking questions" 😂😂😂
**error noises from google** ....I think I asked to many questions
Vulpax 84 I have a question
me in class
google IRL mark is actually Darkiplier IRL and Matthias released him then he took control and hid under the alias "Annus" and Markiplier isnt actually real
This isnt google irl THIS IS BING IRL
Lol
Microsoft in a nutshell
No it's not
me in 2017: huh haven't seen this before wonder when is was uploaded.
*checking* 2014 OK
minecraftkiwis i did that too
I did that also.
on halloween
minecraftkiwis sameee just noww
minecraftkiwis same
The first time Mark used his "Googleplier" persona! It's so exciting!
Ego can be another word for persona, just want to let you know :\
Love how the literal first thing Mark does is break the laws of robotics
2010s: Secondary Objective is to destroy mankind
2020s: Primary Objective is to destroy mankind
I'm scared for the 2030s (if we even get that far)
Have you heard of Plague Inc? If so, You should understand that God is playing Plague Inc with us feeble human beings.
Matthias: what can you do?
Mark:kill.
Matthias: what?
mark:kill
@@JbMakes_Content Matthias:Kill
Hotel: trivago
1:39
Did you say poo the fishes
I wonder if Darkiplier made Google IRL...
Probably.
No it's Darkiplier cloned and inslaved
Darkiplier
Oh shi-
Oh sh-
"Nobody is on Google Plus."
He's got a point.
My Google assistant actually turned on and answered him at 1:05 and gave me definition of primary, gave me goosebumps.
What did it say
*Later it was found that Internet Explorer IRL was stabbed through the heart, with a knife with a signature "G" on it.*
No, the tactical shovel
And now on to the weather! Jim-
*changes channel* Next on animal planet, it has been reported that Firefoxes IRL have been hunted repeatedl-
"I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I AM UP TO NO GOOD."
omg I'm freaking out
Mel Høwell OMG same lol😊
Mel Høwell PHANDOM
Mel Høwell Harry potter LOL I was in a book club and I got griffendor
that_girl_katlyn _Marble_hornets i'm ravenclaw
😢😢 I'm Slytherin... But my oldest Sister told that is not Too Bad to be a Slytherin, she said that Slytherin is Bla, bla, and Bla... (It's a long Story) And i play in Pottermore...
2:12 Mark's face tho XD
"It is acctually surprisingly small" please never say that again
Yes
No matter how deadly it is, I'd do anything for a Pet Mark ^-^
Hazard MaXx A PET MARK
Well, now I know what I want for Christmas.
Geeky Rattie That or a pet Minx.
True, though cute as minx are, a pet Mark would be the ultimate O.o Sir Puppington, Earl of pupshire, Duke of Puppingham
Or a mini pet Mark :D
LeapingLink yassss!!!!
Mathias: *asks mark to do the dishes*
Mark: *grumbles and walks away and breaks a plate*
THIS IS ME
SAME
Not me I’m more of the guy to get the pistol, go outside, line up the dishes and then shoot them simultaneously
Dontstealmymacaroni Ember lmao
Lps Mimi SAME
Same
Tasks? Killing? Sounds like..
*A M O N G U S*
Google's kinda sus...
@𝔾𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕩𝕪 𝔼𝕞𝕞𝕒 especially since he is four colors at once! That some hack I'ven't seen in a long time!
Goddamn it
Oh my god!!! Another person who is *obsessed* with Among Us! 😤
Yeeees-
Blue is kinda sus, don't ya think?
0:38 The last thing you see before you get in the van
Okay Google!
*Mark pops up as Google.*
You have selected: Angsty Teen
Fluffy Dev exotic butters*
Fluffy Dev yes lol
Exotic butters
Fluffy Dev XD
*angsty teens*
"what can you do?" "Kill"
he. i used that moment at school.
Like till 666
Order Is Power Yay! I'm the 6th like....?
Woops I meant 666th like
Pug PlayZ no your not you sent this 3 days ago this video came out 2014 so its impossible
Good IRL: I can't kill you if you ask so many questions!
Matthias: Why not?
Good IRL: He asked the one question I cannot answer *self destruct activated*
Every time he says "OK Google" my Google turns on. So annoying xD
2:19
Read the words on the frame in the background
Omg Harry Potter reference
Bøñëß Mist THANK YOU! I AM SUCH A POTTER HEAD!!
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good"?
VerySmallerLittle Bunny it's a Harry Potter reference
Bøñëß Mist also look at mark😂😂😂
Me - Can we get Detroit: Become Human?
Mom - We have Detroit: Become Human at home.
Detroit: Become Human at home -
Its fine
Me: it’s actually better.
This meme is getting kinda boring for me
@@sontang5621 yeah another overused meme
I'd keep it
omg this have me laughing so hard made tears come out of my eyes, only a true talent can make that happen, Thank you Mark for being you, love you truly as a friend should, google is always welcome at my door
I see that harry potter reference in the background, you cant hide that from me.
Lol 2:20
"I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM UP TO NO GOOD"
James Davis HARRY POTTER FANS!!!
yaaaassssss HP
lol
same I was thinking the same thing
OMG Harry Potter fans unite 😀
Googleiplier is my mood like.. 90% of the time
Yes he is
As an Android, yeah, it would be.
yes
3 from 420
connor, the android sent by jhericho So you're a psychopathic murderer?
2:51 lol
He keeps asking questions and he just loses focus of it
"i think i asked to many questions"
thats the point of google.
Darkiplier confirmed.
lol
xD
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖❤❤😸😍💜💜💕💘👌☺😍🙌😚🙊🙉🙈🎅😸👍😍😂❤😘😭😊💘☺💕💜💖😁💗😒👌
Darkiplier in a nutshell
Mmmm.... not quite.
Dark's......gayer ;)
Tiny bit different
AAAAAAAAAH
Thats not darkiplier thats googleplier.
Google: "Shut up! I can't kill you if you keep asking questions."
Me: *expects google to be asked more questions*
"it is surprisingly small"
"my giant man toy"
my 13 year old brain: thats what she said
someone: What personality do you want to have?
Mark: is murderous and creepy an option?
person: i...guess?
Mark: yEs
I love it how Matthias is totally unimpressed by Googleplier's death threats.
So nobody is gonna talk about the fnaf reference? Dont you see the "Its me" at the end.
Hmmm
A future MatPatt, are you?
FNAF
This video set off my Google Nest Mini years after it was made.
Somebody tell me when I can buy one of these
same!!!
Marionette The puppet
Lol.
Oh, by the way my Kindle broke. :P
And I can come to your BDAY.
YAY!!
Foxy The Mangle REAL
Marionette The puppet
So, 12th of August at 1pm?
"Google, why can't zero be divided by zero?" **World explodes**
*(turns out 0/0 is indeterminate rather than undefined)*
***** Yes. And any other number you think of. If a/b=c, then c*b=a. And anything times 0 equals 0.
I have no idea what you fancy math people are talking about .-.
Lol
if 10/10=1
and 3/3=1
and 2/2=1
and 1/1=1
maybe 0/0=1?
1:58
Me after my mom tells me to do the dishes after I've already done them:
"It is actually surprisingly small."
-That's what she said.-
"package is surprisingly smally"
"Huh, it's kinda Asian"
Okay Mark and matt
STOP!
0:51
*S T R U C T U R E D*
Mark is literally me when I'm told to do chores 😂
HAI BYE
I know right!!😂
HAI BYE Amen.
Hi Liz
Do be friends with me please message back to me soon
@@nathaliebazurto9304 do be friends with me lesleymcconnach please message me back soon
you also break plates with hammers?
Anyone else get recommended this 6 years later
8/19/2020
Questions that will break Google:
Hey Google! Why do you wanna kill me?
Hey Google! Tell me how to power you off
Hey Google! How do I get a boy/girlfriend?
Hey Google! Can I have a hug?
Hey Google! How do I make people like me?
Hey Google! How do I get my family to love me?
I love at 0:53 how Mark is trying to hold in his laughter XD
Aubrey W ii
Did you say *Poo the fishes?*
Searching instead for *Poo the fishes.*
Lol
420 yeeeeeah
Google in a nutshell
@Joshua Lush 999*
I gave the 1K+.
I saw this comment right when it say that
Googliplier is underrated. He is as scary if not more scary than warfstache. No one can touch darkiplier tho.
Oh my god... a Marvel T-Shit mixed up with Tim Burton!!
Oh tell me, where did you get!?? 8D
the android sent by google
Your face
Lol
my name is mark i'm the android sent by google.
yay my fellow Connor fans
@Kayla Calabrese *WE* *ARE* *ALIVE*
'Ok, Google, do my laundry.'
'mmmrndbdn' *rips shirt*
He failed to specify how. Same with 'do the dishes.'
I took that the wrong way.
1.33 my google assistant actually heard Ok Google stop and stopped the video XD
“Oops my mistake”
I died laughing
When Matt said OK google the google on my phone said what would you like
THE RAVENCLAW WIZARD That is scary.
THE RAVENCLAW WIZARD why is this vid so funny?
My tablet did the same thing XD
That's not how it works.
That's what happened the first time I watched this.
"Poo The Fishes"
-Markiplier 2014
I think you mean Googleplier
Markaplier jokes 2014 editon
XD
1:00
“If Google followed the laws of robotics, we should be okay.”
Google:
*Wait there are laws of robotics?*
I love when mark got free, he still answered all the questions as fast as possible.
Ok, Mark is terrifying like this
neb519 He can do other things too ;-;...
Whose Mark? That's google
neb519 yea
neb519 yeah
neb519 then just keep in mind he probably ripped of CollegeHumor, they had a “if google was a guy” and the first part came out a few moments before this one did.
1:23 That's my same reaction to doing laundry XD
Me too lol
Sarah Gardner do what I do just don’t do it
*S C O F F*
That's what our reactions when our parents asked us to do chores.
Can we just tall about the fact that Matthias has changed so much compared to now
Who else thinks Mark can do the best jumpscare? 😂
0:21
YEEEESS
Police: where do you live
Boy: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Boy: With me
Police: Where do you all live
Boy: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Boy: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: I'm not playing games, Where's your neighbors house then?
Boy: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Boy: Next to my house.
Lolzy
+Perry Cowie Heheh, clever.
+Perry Cowie What does this have to do with the video? lol but good joke anyways.
+Perry Cowie lolololol
Lol I found this funny
When you type "poo the" into google, the number two auto complete option is "poo the fishes". We have way too much influence.
That’s amazing.
I get it when I type "poo t". Our influence is growing by the month.
Before we know it, it’ll come up simply by typing just poo
I didn't actually expect to work but I typed: 'poo th'
And IT WORKED WAT
i get it when i type p
OMG, i just love his little evil grin at the start. He looks so cute like that. I love it.
Google IRL/Mark: trying to do a typical villain monologue
Matthias: asks a question
Google IRL: Answers like normal google- immediately continues evil monologue
where can you buy a killing googleplier 😊
After watching Wilford Motherloving Warfstache I came back to this video and realized Mark said that in these types of videos you are a character (the camera is a character) which makes much more sense as to how he looks straight at us rather than as a bug.
.... that makes way too much sense.
MARK WAS CREATED BY GOOGLE THE ENTIRE TIME
I say take out the dog for a walk.
*Markiplier takes out the dog*
EVERYONE SPREAD IT #GOOGLEPLIER
#GOOGLEPLIER!!!
#GOOGLEPLIER!!!!!!
#GOOGLEPLIER
#GOOGLEIPLIER!!!!!!!!
Thanks for replying and KEEP SPREADING IT #GOOGLEPLIER
*He's be coming a deviant*
28 stab wounds
28 s t a b w o u n d s
*28 s t a b w o u n d s*
@@skeletonentertainment4201 d i d n t w a n t to l e a v e h i m a c h a n c e d i d y a
Maaayybbee if we stab him a 29th time he'll come back to life
I had to unplug my google home to watch this 😂
2:38 I love how he was Talking all evil and then He’s Defining words and then evil 💀