Get this Sugar Daddy a Fruit Platter STAT

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 37

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 3 месяца назад +146

    Kiryu politely sitting next to this insanity with his hands resting on his knees is amazing.

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 3 месяца назад +11

      Probably not even in the top ten most depraved old men Kiryu's had to put up with in his life

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Shadest
      "and so I took that personally"
      Sohei Dojima

  • @3slicessenpai
    @3slicessenpai 3 месяца назад +131

    I can understand Woolie and Reggie's sentiment. You go a cabaret club, where all the dirtiness is flying around, and you order a classy and healthy fruit platter. Not even a stack of grapes so the hostess can feed them to you like you're an ancient Roman noble, but a basket with a melon, apples and bananas, chock full of important vitamins.

    • @Rebelnutt
      @Rebelnutt 3 месяца назад

      Yeah and it'll be a little white girls who are doing that to them.

  • @jasonw2048
    @jasonw2048 3 месяца назад +65

    imagine how awkward kiryu feels having to sit next to *all* of that until they finish the fruit platter. they're just happily munching on papayas while kiryu stares into the middle distance, dissociating.

  • @SoaringLettuce
    @SoaringLettuce 3 месяца назад +37

    Kiryu's thousand yard stare and complete stillness when dealing with the insane sidequests is probably the most relatable thing in this game

  • @gavinhosto1929
    @gavinhosto1929 3 месяца назад +68

    Daddy comes out so naturally from Reggies mouth...makes one think, doesn't it?

    • @SGGB
      @SGGB 3 месяца назад +38

      Same guy who said "I'm a good piggie, oink oink" without shame

    • @Rebelnutt
      @Rebelnutt 3 месяца назад

      Do talked about molesting little white girls.

  • @JDhero777
    @JDhero777 3 месяца назад +18

    "WAITER! MORE PINEAPPLE JUICE, PLEASE!"

  • @Rusty_Spy
    @Rusty_Spy 3 месяца назад +44

    ASMR: Reggie calls you daddy

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 3 месяца назад

      It can also be him insisting you call him Daddy

    • @Rebelnutt
      @Rebelnutt 3 месяца назад

      Cuz he likes them young.

  • @ZKtheMAN
    @ZKtheMAN 3 месяца назад +7

    > "Sweeter daddies"
    > Maes Hughes
    > terrible_day_for_rain.jpg

  • @Coswalker27
    @Coswalker27 3 месяца назад +30

    this is such a out of pocket clip. but it yakuza so i won't ask.

  • @Makr0ss
    @Makr0ss 3 месяца назад +8

    Certain fruits are expensive in Japan so a platter of fruits would totally count as a luxury item on the menu

  • @trashman1605
    @trashman1605 3 месяца назад +33

    I need a sugar father, just someone who checks on me every now and then and gives me money. nothing sexual, he just wants me to do well in life.

    • @GaskRaki
      @GaskRaki 3 месяца назад +10

      Don't we all?

    • @slicknicdwyer
      @slicknicdwyer 3 месяца назад +1

      I believe they call that "financial domination"

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 3 месяца назад

      And what would incentivise a man to do that for you?

    • @trashman1605
      @trashman1605 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@GameGod77 a man can dream 😔

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 3 месяца назад +4

    They can hate all they want, but nothing gets the ladies quite like a good charcuterie board.

    • @Rebelnutt
      @Rebelnutt 3 месяца назад +1

      As long as they're over the age of course.

  • @silverroddo1468
    @silverroddo1468 3 месяца назад +2

    “Hey big daddy, there’s regular daddy over there!”

  • @pedrox20000
    @pedrox20000 3 месяца назад +5

    Still a better father figure than Kazama

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 3 месяца назад +1

    I remember catching this moment live. I don't think I've recovered from the psychological damage yet...

  • @daranyillh6446
    @daranyillh6446 3 месяца назад +1

    Somehow I knew was gonna be a Yakuza clio

  • @BrandonTjon
    @BrandonTjon 3 месяца назад +4

    So I need to ask, what's so funny about the Fruit Platter in particular? Why is it that part of the clip that made Woolie die?

    • @GaskRaki
      @GaskRaki 3 месяца назад +15

      I guess it's because a fruit platter seems so benign and "normal." Given the raunchy nature of this situation (young hostess flirting with her older sugar daddy), you'd expect something like hard alcohol to compliment the vulgar atmosphere better. Not a freaking fruit platter for Janice's office party.

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@GaskRaki
      Professionals have standards, wants to make sure his new girl isn't getting scurvy

  • @thebrobro7176
    @thebrobro7176 3 месяца назад

    aahh i thought it was a slop drop

  • @createmakestuff4694
    @createmakestuff4694 3 месяца назад

    Has anyone in the comments section played Judgement or Lost Judgement? I get the feeling they would love the heck out of it.