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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @stuartcluff5841
    @stuartcluff5841 3 месяца назад +217

    real men don't judge other men for there hobbies, that's a woman's job.

    • @schaddenkorp6977
      @schaddenkorp6977 3 месяца назад +9

      Hang on, unless they’re in the same hobby. Sorry but we do.

    • @KayronTheFifth
      @KayronTheFifth 3 месяца назад +16

      I'll have you know, my mates and I absolutely 'judge' each other for our hobbies!
      Then we have a laugh and have an honest conversation about the hobbies.

    • @schaddenkorp6977
      @schaddenkorp6977 3 месяца назад +5

      @@KayronTheFifth Well it’s like go onto a pc gaming forum, look where people have posted their pc build specs at, and sure as shit you’re gonna find at least a few posts on that thread that will be trashing that guy’s rig and then go on to talk about how great their dual SRX71BIGDICK graphics card with a 1.21Gigawat hard drive and L33TMF mechanical keyboard is when compared. Yes I’m exaggerating somewhat, but to say men don’t judge other men on hobbies is, pardon the French, absurd.

    • @KayronTheFifth
      @KayronTheFifth 3 месяца назад +1

      @@schaddenkorp6977 Of course, the sports v. gambling v. gaming contest has been going on as long as I've been alive. Then the Call of Duty players judging Battlefield players judging Halo players while Football players judge Basketball players judge etc.
      I'm sure there was similar judging happening back when hobbies were hunting, horseback riding, jousting, and so on.

    • @thedomoking
      @thedomoking 3 месяца назад +6

      Judge? Yes. Demean? No. Tease? Absolutely.

  • @Thomas-jr6en
    @Thomas-jr6en 3 месяца назад +179

    I always drink my coffee black and everybody sees it and claps. I'm SUPER manly.

    • @COGsandwich51
      @COGsandwich51 3 месяца назад +37

      I added suger once. I'll never recover from the shame

    • @elihan9
      @elihan9 3 месяца назад +5

      I drink it black sometimes. Other times, I add coconut milk. 😊

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 3 месяца назад +7

      I myself am not a big fan of black

    • @Pemmican1871
      @Pemmican1871 3 месяца назад +10

      i edged to this comment

    • @PlasmaMongoose
      @PlasmaMongoose 3 месяца назад

      ​@@slayeroffurries1115Phrasing...

  • @sookendestroy1
    @sookendestroy1 3 месяца назад +88

    "What is a man/woman?"
    *Me barging into the room dressed like an unwashed homeless man fighting off security guards while holding up a plucked chicken*

    • @kildooma.659
      @kildooma.659 3 месяца назад +11

      LEEROOOY!

    • @ZonycOrder
      @ZonycOrder 3 месяца назад +17

      A miserable little pile of secrets! Duh!

    • @ColdEmperor
      @ColdEmperor 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@ZonycOrderGlad somebody else thought it.
      EN GARDE!

    • @alexkuhar1280
      @alexkuhar1280 3 месяца назад +13

      Behold, a man!

    • @ZonycOrder
      @ZonycOrder 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ColdEmperor Sorry to decline, I'm not going to fight in the comment section.

  • @TigerbanGaming
    @TigerbanGaming 3 месяца назад +75

    I (as a guy) get excited for the Ice Cream Truck as well, unless it's 3 a.m. and you hear the music!

    • @PfalzD3
      @PfalzD3 3 месяца назад +15

      If it's 3:AM and you hear that music, it's usually the Killer making his rounds.

    • @glynn4216
      @glynn4216 3 месяца назад +12

      I'm 34 and i stopped the ice cream truck last Friday for a sonic pop. No regrets

    • @ryannelson-n1c
      @ryannelson-n1c 3 месяца назад +4

      Better start running bro! XD

    • @TrueDemonTamer
      @TrueDemonTamer 3 месяца назад +3

      Nothing like the 3 am ice cream.

    • @PfalzD3
      @PfalzD3 3 месяца назад +3

      @@TrueDemonTamer Well, You're the Demon tamer! You can do it!

  • @sirato7058
    @sirato7058 3 месяца назад +24

    Well... according to these tweets, I'm gay, trans, manchild, leftists, and nazi at the same time.
    I do multitasking. LOL

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 месяца назад +2

      There is 1 imposter among us

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 3 месяца назад +2

      Ay me as well!

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 2 месяца назад

      I'm a minority and a nazi, sense I'm not a gay minority that automatically puts me in the white Male category.

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl 23 дня назад

      I am apparently everything.

  • @cthomaspeasant3059
    @cthomaspeasant3059 3 месяца назад +75

    Apparently the only masculine thing to do is basically return to automaton...according reddit/twitter tier thinking

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 3 месяца назад +8

      I wouldn't call them thinkers.

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 3 месяца назад

      a yes Twitter and reddit the most unmasculine place of the internet trying to tell others how to be masculine

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- 3 месяца назад

      @@marmyeatermore like potatoes with their very small use of the brains equating to it

    • @cthomaspeasant3059
      @cthomaspeasant3059 3 месяца назад +6

      @@marmyeater That's why I have to call them reddit/Twitter tier

    • @67IronWhalE
      @67IronWhalE 3 месяца назад

      Return?🤨

  • @ivanpetrov5255
    @ivanpetrov5255 3 месяца назад +110

    "Alpha males go to Hooter's" -> "I will not apologize for going to Hooter's" -> "Going to Hooter's is gender affirming care"
    Oh, so he needs gender affirming care? As an "alpha"? Interesting.

    • @patbracken
      @patbracken 3 месяца назад

      Tywin Lanister thinks anyone who needs to call himself an alpha male is no alpha male.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 3 месяца назад +8

      I'm 90% certain that he's baiting, and he's just a memeing on eveyone

    • @ivanpetrov5255
      @ivanpetrov5255 3 месяца назад +9

      @@crayonchomper1180 Same, but that still leaves 10% for it being serious. You just can not be sure anymore 😅

    • @alaxbird4954
      @alaxbird4954 3 месяца назад

      @@ivanpetrov5255 well it IS the internet so its just as likely he's just fucking insane

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 3 месяца назад

      @@crayonchomper1180 Yeah, but some of the people he will be baiting will a 100% unironically agree with this and think he just said the smartest think they ever heard. Anyone that's into the moronic idea of "alpha males" in human society are more than delusional enough to think this is a clever justification for the "sin" of being horny.

  • @majormajorasic
    @majormajorasic 3 месяца назад +11

    4:49 *_Slams hand on table_*
    EXACTLY!
    *_smokes a coffee and drinks a cuban_*

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl 23 дня назад

      I had to read this twice!
      Currently dying laughing

  • @genericweeb7300
    @genericweeb7300 3 месяца назад +12

    The seatbelt bit sounded someone took a Boston Be A Man joke seriously.

  • @siralpha6020
    @siralpha6020 3 месяца назад +5

    The sheer amount of projection,(insecurities) lack of self awareness and no sense of actual socialization (needing to touch grass desperately) is making their arguments so fucking funny omllll 😭😭 actually laughing so hard, because it seems like it could be satire but they’re actually so serious about this stuff lmao

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 3 месяца назад +1

      If any of those comments were real, I'd be more colorful than the pride flag itself 😂😂

  • @itskyansaro
    @itskyansaro 3 месяца назад +15

    wow... When Shoe said ''how do we save men?'' RUclips threw in an amazon ad, that started with the words ''with Amazon Prime'' There's no Comedic Gold like randome RUclips Ads.

  • @ZonycOrder
    @ZonycOrder 3 месяца назад +38

    Yes, another Shoe0nhead reaction. Thank you, Paws. I've been watching her since 2016 and it's always great to see her content get more exposure.
    EDIT: To get the full Shoe0nhead lore, you should totally watch her first video. It's very much cringe, but it's also funny. It should also be easy to find, since she put up a community post for its anniversary.
    20:10: One translation, coming up. It's basically insulting guys who drink cocktails as feminine, while also calling 'birds' (young, attractive women) 'lorry drivers' (lorry = truck), if they drink 'pints' of beer, making them masculine and unattractive.

    • @maxgreen4590
      @maxgreen4590 3 месяца назад +1

      Ah yes, another person who came over from ShoeOnHead. :)

  • @nuhvok01
    @nuhvok01 3 месяца назад +16

    23:50 Paws got me acting up.

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 3 месяца назад +3

      (puts hand on shoulder) It might seem crazy what I'm bouta say...

  • @geoffreyentwistle8176
    @geoffreyentwistle8176 3 месяца назад +17

    "Do these "men" also make space-shippy sound when playing with them?"
    Paws: And I took that personally. 😂

  • @foxredwings
    @foxredwings 3 месяца назад +10

    7:47 It reminded me of an streamer (girl), that I personally knew, said: "If my boy would play with cars and make car sounds at 14, I will send him to a mental asylum" but also " If my girl want to do OF I will encourage her to do it because it's nothing wrong, and let me appear in some"
    Edit: War is also a team game, and I'm sure everyone cheer their team to win. That means nobody is a man then?
    " Are you sick? Don't take the day off. Die at work, Be a Man!"

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 3 месяца назад +1

      As a person who lives in a county that is currently at war, i can assure you that war is not a "game", and i cheer my "team" because winning this war is a matter of survival for us, not because it's fun.

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 3 месяца назад +1

      That is the most double-standardized bs I've heard in a HOT minute. Who said that???

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal 3 месяца назад +12

    I would actually love to talk to the ones doing the bad drink takes, specifically because my drink of choice when it comes to booze is mead. For those who don't know, it's basically wine made from honey. Tends to be sweeter on average than other wines, at least among what I've tried in my life. So I'm sure with that info, said bad takes would call it a girly/gay drink.
    It's also the traditional drink of Vikings. So I guess that gives me to go to raid and pillage.

    • @damianstarks8974
      @damianstarks8974 3 месяца назад +3

      Sounds tasty..

    • @MrThorne02
      @MrThorne02 3 месяца назад +2

      Now I want some proper mead right now.

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 3 месяца назад +1

      I've never tried mead in my life, but damnit I want to now!

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 3 месяца назад +1

      There was a Russian mead called medovarus and it was soooo good. Sadly they went bankrupt. Probably cus their only Swedish customers were me and my bud.

  • @theonlylauri
    @theonlylauri 3 месяца назад +35

    Some of those are no doubt jokes. I've given deadpan rants on why heterosexuality is gay, and am kinda pissed that I never came up with that "spectator sports is cuckoldry" hot take.
    It's just totally impossible to tell parody apart from sincere conviction here.

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 3 месяца назад +10

      If a joke is indistinguishable from the sincere comments, does it still count as a joke.

    • @theonlylauri
      @theonlylauri 3 месяца назад +4

      @@marmyeater Dunno. There's a grey area between jokes and trolling. I guess most of these land somewhere there.

    • @Luridcontent
      @Luridcontent 3 месяца назад +1

      @@marmyeater If the content is reacting to a year old video is it relevant content?

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 3 месяца назад

      @@marmyeater Yes, because it's the reaction of the audience that's actually the joke, it's not intended to make anyone but yourself laugh. Some might call it trolling, but it's really the only way to have fun on the internet.

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 3 месяца назад

      @@daniel4647
      ✈️
      🧑

  • @RobertLutece909
    @RobertLutece909 3 месяца назад +30

    The soy thing comes from the fact that soy contains plant estrogens. The rumor was if a man eats too much he'll become feminine. That's one of those things that ignore the dose, though. For it to have any effect you'd have to eat a impossibly massive amount of soy.

    • @claypigeon7063
      @claypigeon7063 3 месяца назад +11

      Sounds like þe “Bananas are slightly radioactive” fun fact all over again, except some people take it seriously for some reason.
      “If you ate 40,000 bananas in under 10 minutes, you would die from radiation poisoning.”
      “Ah, yes… þe _radiation_ would kill you.”

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 3 месяца назад

      @@claypigeon7063 I take my queues from the real expert, mr. Karlos Pilkington, who says that eating more than six bananas will kill you.

    • @Jes9119
      @Jes9119 3 месяца назад +2

      The real thing about it is that there are soy or seed oils in a ton of "food," so hitting high doses is actually pretty easy to do. One-off items won't hurt you but unless you're keeping track of every ingredient of every food from everywhere then you're probably taking in far more than you should.

    • @KeirnothVT
      @KeirnothVT 2 месяца назад +3

      That's why the average Redditor is labeled a soyboy.

    • @dajuanmoten7278
      @dajuanmoten7278 2 месяца назад

      Drink to much water and it'll kill you

  • @irystocrattakodachithatmooms
    @irystocrattakodachithatmooms 3 месяца назад +21

    Being a real man is being yourself and "appreciating" Keanu Reeves.

  • @Wayra_
    @Wayra_ 3 месяца назад +10

    email leaks also usually involve the password getting leaked. and you might think "oh thats just some account i dont care about" but once they know your email and a password, they can try to use it on stuff like paypal or banking apps or really any other service which is why its important to not use the same password for anything

    • @maxgreen4590
      @maxgreen4590 3 месяца назад +1

      Seconded, this is also of course why 2 factor authentication is very useful.

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 3 месяца назад

      .....Oops

  • @ChaoticIntention
    @ChaoticIntention 3 месяца назад +2

    "You're not a man if you're born in June"
    I'm sorry my mom was not man enough to hold me for 6 more months lol

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 3 месяца назад +20

    canonically, women don't exist on the internet
    "i don't think there's a such thing as a real man. You're all imaginary, you don't exist" -Paws
    so i guess gender war solved? no one exists?

    • @spiderraccoon7869
      @spiderraccoon7869 3 месяца назад +5

      We've done it, we've escaped existence :o

    • @siralpha6020
      @siralpha6020 3 месяца назад +2

      @@spiderraccoon7869FINALLY LESSGOOOO🎉

    • @maxgreen4590
      @maxgreen4590 3 месяца назад

      I mean, if men don't exist, then I think women win by default because even if they don't exist on the internet, there is nothing that says they don't exist offline.

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 3 месяца назад +1

      It's all bots and ai

  • @ShowWithNoName
    @ShowWithNoName 3 месяца назад +2

    That "useful leisure activity" thing has the same energy as "if you're good at something, never do it for free." I'm good at watching RUclips videos, but you don't see people make money by just watching RUclips videos.
    Oh wait.

  • @tylerabdill2429
    @tylerabdill2429 3 месяца назад +13

    boneless chicken wings are absolutely chicken nuggets they're just wing shaped chicken nuggets

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 3 месяца назад +1

      but with no sauce

    • @tylerabdill2429
      @tylerabdill2429 3 месяца назад +1

      @@yokai1235 I mean if you're getting plain wings you need sauce otherwise nah lol

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest 3 месяца назад +4

      There's a difference, boneless wings are one contiguous piece of chicken, chicken nuggets are amalgamated.

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 3 месяца назад

      @@tylerabdill2429 i dont mean this type i mean the crusty part of a chicken nugget is a type of sauce

    • @Omnifity
      @Omnifity 3 месяца назад

      I've never been more mad at something I agree with.

  • @Hannya7
    @Hannya7 3 месяца назад +30

    chat, is it gay to be romanian

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 3 месяца назад +40

    Love the whole "cooking and cleaning are feminine" thing. Yeah... "When my wife/mom isn't home, the house falls apart and I starve because I'm incapable of taking care of myself! I'm basically an overgrown infant! _I'm a real man!!!_ "

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 3 месяца назад +2

      Except grilling. Grilling they somehow know how to do because they wanted to start a fire and just eat something over an open flame.

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 3 месяца назад +1

      @@RavenCloak13 Not just something, but meat.

  • @fefino1411
    @fefino1411 3 месяца назад +2

    That XQC-esque goose Honk annihilated me lmao 4:53

  • @SmokeAndChillAndromeda8
    @SmokeAndChillAndromeda8 2 месяца назад +1

    i read a comment a while back it said "the modern era is paying for what others did in the past"

  • @CallumDowney
    @CallumDowney 3 месяца назад +7

    Oh boy a Shoeonhead vid this is gonna be fun.

  • @shadowpoet4398
    @shadowpoet4398 2 месяца назад +1

    As resident sigma I never understood why people forsake themselves for other people... Just BE, man. Live, love, laugh, and be happy.

  • @rowanmacgregor1498
    @rowanmacgregor1498 3 месяца назад +4

    the only person who dose not need seat belt is Clark Kent XDD

  • @emanymton713
    @emanymton713 3 месяца назад +2

    “Fellas is it gay…”
    The answer is always yes. That’s the joke. Even if it isn’t remotely gay… that’s the joke. 😅

  • @andrews.5212
    @andrews.5212 3 месяца назад +2

    when i was going to university (a few millenia ago xD) i had to meet a professor, for some reason the door of his studio was semiopen and the guys was literally playing with his collection of ww2 airplane models xD
    i was not expecting a 50+yo professor to be doing that xD

    • @derekclawson5707
      @derekclawson5707 Месяц назад

      I don't care what others think. I say let him keep his inner child. He would be much more depressed without it.

    • @derekclawson5707
      @derekclawson5707 Месяц назад

      The Magic The Gathering Community ☝️

  • @TrueJoeMama
    @TrueJoeMama 3 месяца назад +1

    20:16 agreed
    24:38 Paws out of context
    40:06 ayo what?

  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 3 месяца назад +2

    The other thing with soy and why it is associated with calling men unmanly is that for a while it was believed that having a high amount of certain chemicals found in soy would decrease testosterone and raise estrogen with one result being increased breast tissue in men.

  • @Nurple17
    @Nurple17 3 месяца назад +2

    0:13 But the real questions I wanna ask though: "Is this the real life?", "Is this just fantasy?"
    I mean talk about getting caught in a landslide with no escape from this reality.

    • @teegill
      @teegill 3 месяца назад +3

      Not sure man. But even as a poor boy, I ain’t lookin for sympathy.
      Just going where the wind blows. It’s all good to me.

    • @johndexterzarate6663
      @johndexterzarate6663 3 месяца назад +1

      @@teegill Just open your eyes and look up to the skies and see.

  • @longc35
    @longc35 3 месяца назад +4

    I remember playing Diablo multiplayer on a LAN and my buddy had a collection of ears, he’d replace a lower level ear with a higher one from the same character, he always kept them on him so whenever he died we’d always have to go grab his ear collection off of his corpse. Good times.

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum 2 месяца назад

    "What is a man?A miserable little pile of secrets."
    -Dracula, Castlevania

  • @xJamesLaughx
    @xJamesLaughx 3 месяца назад +1

    Man the amount of mental gynmastics the people who made some of those tweets/posts in this video had to go through to even come up with what they said is simply mind boggling.

  • @ivanpetrov5255
    @ivanpetrov5255 3 месяца назад +2

    23:50 - Paws flexing with her rigging 😁

  • @43110.o
    @43110.o 3 месяца назад +8

    Men are more mythical than dog girls

  • @SSJ3CyLink
    @SSJ3CyLink 3 месяца назад

    i had a few ears on diablo from joining friends lobbys but i never huge into pvp or had enigma, outside of farming act 3 or leveling up my own characters
    i'd join low level lobbys and help people and give them some gear if they were friendly
    turns out healing 38 life a second keeps them alive pretty well, only have to worry about duriel or evil lightning beetles

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale 3 месяца назад +3

    27:09 I meeeeeaaaaan, as a man who literally landed one of his past girlfriends BECAUSE I knew what I was doing down there, it CAN be pretty addicting not gonna lie.😏

    • @xJamesLaughx
      @xJamesLaughx 3 месяца назад +1

      Well as they say, "When you have something your good at you just want to keep doing it".

    • @Skelterbane69
      @Skelterbane69 3 месяца назад +1

      "If you're good at somethint, never do it for free" -Joker

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 3 месяца назад +3

    Man: does anything
    Twitter: FA-

  • @drautch
    @drautch 3 месяца назад +3

    Love the Shoe and Paws team

  • @niceguy60
    @niceguy60 2 месяца назад

    27:08, your reaction here killed me Paws

  • @Samagachi
    @Samagachi 3 месяца назад +1

    Shunning fried breakfasts is unforgivable

  • @Jfreek5050
    @Jfreek5050 3 месяца назад +1

    By the logic of a lot of these women, I stopped playing video games a long time ago, mainly out of a combination of the need to work and depression. I have yet to gain a lady or the nookie it apparently warrants.

  • @NoName-xu4tk
    @NoName-xu4tk 2 месяца назад

    the gamer thing is weird since gaming was originally advertised toward the young "adult" as a mature fun "hobby" complimenting the "party" lifestyle

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 3 месяца назад

    22:25 That's why I commonly drink tea

  • @SusiFer667
    @SusiFer667 3 месяца назад +1

    10:16 Someone needs to tell that guy that Chrome tabs can be closed. You don't need to upgrade RAM.

  • @verspin
    @verspin 3 месяца назад +2

    You know what's gay? Being attracted to your own gender. Controversial I know

    • @Eternalserpent915
      @Eternalserpent915 3 месяца назад

      How closed minded. Truly a sign of low intellect. After all, being attracted to EITHER gender is gay.
      Liking a woman means you like someone who likes men, which is gay. Liking a man is liking someone who likes women, who like men, which is also gay.
      'Imbecile.'

    • @Mr.scooter-le8yo
      @Mr.scooter-le8yo 3 месяца назад +2

      🤯🤯🤯

  • @derekclawson5707
    @derekclawson5707 Месяц назад +1

    How dare I drink malt beer and tasty wine coolers etc.

  • @cuthbertwensleydale9
    @cuthbertwensleydale9 3 месяца назад

    Boneless chicken wings are the restaurant equivalent of the fast-food chicken nugget. Similar, but more refined, you see.

  • @dragonturtle2703
    @dragonturtle2703 3 месяца назад +1

    Agreed. Real men and real women are just male and female adults respectively, and being an adult (besides just the age or physically being one: being a REAL adult) is just being mature and responsible enough to manage yourself without needing someone to parent you, maintain control so you don't just freak out and have a meltdown constantly, and pull your own weight (not counting things outside of your reasonable control).

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 3 месяца назад +3

    Hey, being a femboy is masculine, do you know what it takes to get wide hips if they aren’t wide by genetics?
    You do side leg raises. And a lot of them.
    Ya exercise to get what you want if you don’t have the genetics.

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta 2 месяца назад

      Interesting. I figured it was a bit of that and a bit of being blessed enough to put on fat on the thighs first (which is rare for men).
      I actually did an entire YT comment essay (took me several hours, it was around 15k words and had to involve a second comment, since I reached the limit on the first) on the speculative differences between masculine men gym training and femboy gym training. I might have sold the femboy training a bit short by presuming a genetic predisposition to the body shape.
      In my defense, while I am a gymbro, I'm only a femboy enjoyer rather than having any first hand experience with their gym methods due to a deeply regrettable lack of local femboys.

  • @goatboytheimmortal8359
    @goatboytheimmortal8359 3 месяца назад +4

    pillows often turn yellow from laying on them without bathing
    and not putting a pillow case on said pillow.

  • @Scugzerker
    @Scugzerker 2 месяца назад

    Just be like Iroh. As the intro of the video I'm referring to kicks off: "integrity, loyalty, patience, authenticity, humility, humor, strength, wisdom, love..." long ago the 9 qua-.. wait wrong one. Basically, he shows all of those qualities when needed which arguably would be 'peak masculinity'. Depends on your personal perspective though, but I agree with this for the most part. This wouldn't just be peak masculinity, but peak human behaviour in general.
    Can't judge if I meet all qualities (probably not, as my level of patience for instance fluctuates greatly). Though at least I've also reached a state where I can just laugh off most insults. Not a single insult someone throws at me can outcompete what I've been telling myself for a long time (which still is never far away).

  • @kraigshall
    @kraigshall 3 месяца назад +1

    Paws... About the Yellow pillow thing. I think we should tell you when you're older.

  • @auburncrow4568
    @auburncrow4568 2 месяца назад

    Y'know. As someone who's played DnD and multiclassed a Lawful Good Cleric into Necromancer, that was less morally obtuse then the shit I've seen here. xD

  • @-scrim
    @-scrim 3 месяца назад +1

    getting upset about people saying "real man"
    sanest feminist woman moment 💀

  • @ToxicIdeaStorage
    @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад

    Food is Food like Math is Math...
    Paws, it is Time to Party!!!

  • @joni8401
    @joni8401 3 месяца назад +1

    Sunning balls / Tanned balls was a thing.
    With no rubbers, you reduced the risk of parenthood by exposing the junk to the sun so the tadpoles 'deactivated' via overheating.
    I generally can't fathom how they figured this out though.
    Thorough experimentation?

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 3 месяца назад

      I've read somewhere that in medieval Japan people used to hold balls in the slightly hot water for contraception. Not sure if the source is credible though.

  • @zetsumeinaito
    @zetsumeinaito 3 месяца назад

    40:40 - 41:00 Hell, I got called gage because I'm deathly allergic to alcohol. Like I stop being able to breath. They weren't my friends after that.

  • @frenchie5350
    @frenchie5350 3 месяца назад

    Anyone else think of the video of Mike Dyson in a dress and a wig when shoe talks about the comment at 17:45 😂

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 3 месяца назад

    I drink coffee and tea both. And I drink coffee with or without creamer and/or sugar.
    I like tea in all forms. And coffee in all forms.

  • @zaknafein641
    @zaknafein641 3 месяца назад

    I drink my coffee black... If you have to add things to make your coffee taste good, you're probably drinking bad coffee.

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid 2 месяца назад

    A shoe does not go on the head, yes? The shoe goes on the foot! So it is!

  • @kokuutou92
    @kokuutou92 3 месяца назад +1

    19:23 I legit cant grow a beard, dont know why, my dad can barely grow one as well so both of us are clean shaven. I'm 32, asian, I've a baby face, not balding so ppl think im like early 20s or something.

    • @SpinoRexy733
      @SpinoRexy733 2 месяца назад +1

      That's actually a good thing not a bad thing. I wish I had those traits myself. If anything your lucky to have a baby face and not balding and be unable to grow a beard and look early 20's despite being 32 that sounds great! Awesome!

  • @cadmas
    @cadmas 3 месяца назад +2

    Ah yes conan the barbarian the perfect modern man.

  • @Linx1993
    @Linx1993 2 месяца назад +1

    The problem with soy is that the protein in it causes an increase of estrogen.

  • @prometheus1815
    @prometheus1815 3 месяца назад +6

    Gays, is it women to like men?

  • @Sayiankiller-vt6bi
    @Sayiankiller-vt6bi 3 месяца назад +6

    Is it gay for us guys to do anything basically 💀 because it almost seems like we being restricted to do anything 😂

    • @Eternalserpent915
      @Eternalserpent915 3 месяца назад

      Absolutely. You will sit in the corner on a poorly made chair with your lukewarm water and a thesaurus, and you will like it.

  • @KhristianGillespie
    @KhristianGillespie 3 месяца назад +1

    Real men are gamers too!

  • @Crazycoyote-we7ey
    @Crazycoyote-we7ey 3 месяца назад

    Back in my day we got Alcohol, Cigarettes, candy, a 40 at the store for grandma because nobody gave a crap

  • @Frank-pe9pk
    @Frank-pe9pk 3 месяца назад +1

    I’m a Boomer. I knew very few soy boys. The ones in did know just didn’t make it.

  • @kuroenekodemon
    @kuroenekodemon 8 дней назад

    How do we tell these people on Twitter that penis is feminine in Romanian and vagina is masculine in Romanian?

  • @MrLuigge
    @MrLuigge 3 месяца назад

    20:55 who is gonna tell them the man is the ice cream seller?

  • @jonathancrespo3274
    @jonathancrespo3274 3 месяца назад +6

    When I was 17 a couple days before my birthday is the first and last time I got laid.
    I would give anything to be a virgin again, cuz sex is honestly pretty mid as a entertainment activity (which isnt even its purpose in the first place)

  • @juarezamorim
    @juarezamorim 3 месяца назад

    Merry Christmas, Paw

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 2 месяца назад

    As a man, my only explanation for this is that many of us are kinda lost about our place in the world in modern times. Only men can decide what being a man means, but we all disagree on the details. The world today is very much centered on women's needs and wants, most of which are fulfilled in some way. But men feel something is missing. These dudes just fill the void with a goofy caricature of manliness. Protect your loved ones, provide what you can. Don't overcomplicate it. It's actually really simple.

  • @KuroSensei2
    @KuroSensei2 3 месяца назад

    Paws: Look at me, I am the true man now! 😂

  • @bigchungu7698
    @bigchungu7698 3 месяца назад +1

    I mean t e c h n i c a l l y everyone has committed assault on a pregnant woman, your mother.

  • @majormajorasic
    @majormajorasic 3 месяца назад +1

    23:23 Imagine being an Alpha male Paws, we _REAL_ men out here are Full release 1.0 males.

  • @codysphotography9716
    @codysphotography9716 Месяц назад

    If i showed my collection it wouldn't be able to be shown on stream cause it's sharp weapons 😅

  • @zetsumeinaito
    @zetsumeinaito 3 месяца назад +1

    30:37 But... only 18% of Americans total make 100k+ a year. And if it's just 27 and under that's like 1%

  • @alexisrivera200xable
    @alexisrivera200xable 3 месяца назад +13

    Being 45 years old, I can tell you that the whole overall content of these memes are old tropes that get repeated and fade away as the years go by. Homophobia in particular, gains traction every few years like clockwork, but the internet has supercharged its exposure.

  • @Bearwthme
    @Bearwthme 3 месяца назад

    look the ice cream truck is goated as fuck, i love building gunpla and shit, and i also enjoy tea/coffee. They give me peace.

  • @Off-HandedBarrel
    @Off-HandedBarrel Месяц назад

    I guess all that time I spent in the Corps cleaning things made me super gay. Then again, it could've been the communal bathrooms.

  • @remus885
    @remus885 3 месяца назад +1

    29:09 "Men with long hair are not men"
    She or he surely doesn't know Amon Amarth, or other viking metal bands....
    ruclips.net/user/shorts5KYW7bf-4YM?si=6DALVYTTPtNtddlK

  • @mk_gamíng0609
    @mk_gamíng0609 3 месяца назад

    A lot of Alpha men will say that things like Mead and Ale are manly drinks, but in reality back in the Medieval ages EVERYONE drank it because it was safer than water IN most cases
    and I know for a fact that in England with especially ale most of it was made by women in there homes
    So brewing is seen as this very manly job but here in at least England for the longest time it was female dominated cottage industry outside of Monastic groups
    That was at least until hops were imported and it became a larger industry and brewer guilds were formed ( Guilds tended to be very sexis, so it became male dominated) but until then it was a profession that is considered manly that was dominated by women.

    • @voidseeker4394
      @voidseeker4394 3 месяца назад

      The fact that people were drinking alcohol instead of water is a myth. Pretty sure a person cannot survive by drinking alcohol only.

  • @melonmusk8924
    @melonmusk8924 2 месяца назад

    I actually make 6 figures a month. It's just in Hungarian Forint.😂

  • @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer
    @RyanHolcombeRyan2Gamer 3 месяца назад +2

    It's also stupid because are they saying that games are for children does that mean the r-rated games that have a lot of nudity are for children cuz I don't think so I think those are for adults which is men that person needs to re-evaluate his opinions a lot of games are for adult men

  • @dixon137
    @dixon137 3 месяца назад +1

    2:10 good

  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 3 месяца назад

    Boneless chicken wings are just shaped chicken nuggets with a different breading.

  • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
    @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 2 месяца назад +1

    A lot of these tweets feel like projection.

  • @EbenezerEibenhardt
    @EbenezerEibenhardt 3 месяца назад

    Protip: If you earn more than $683 us dollars a year, you earn six figures in Japan.

  • @georgesmith6218
    @georgesmith6218 3 месяца назад

    Soy thing isn't about protein. There is general belief (that may or may not be true) that processed soy has chemicals very similar to estrogen, women hormones. When taken in excess they can make men develop feminine traits (like manboobs) kind of similar to MtF HRT.
    Yellow pillow is originally white pillow, whose owner doesn't shower often enough and doesn't wash the casing regularly. Its a general sign of not taking care of yourself, possibly a depression.

  • @zetsumeinaito
    @zetsumeinaito 3 месяца назад

    Yes, boneless chicken wings are chicken nuggets. The exception is non breaded 'boneless' chicken wings.

  • @loonylenny
    @loonylenny 3 месяца назад

    6:10 never and i never will. I gave up years ago