Everything Wrong With Catwoman In Meow Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 29 апр 2020
  • This movie is f*cking terrible.
    We counted the sins of Catwoman and we regret it.
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  • @mynameissarah5117
    @mynameissarah5117 4 года назад +1743

    Catwoman: We're the worst movie ever to be centered around cats.
    Cats: Hold my whiskers.

    • @michaelmacdonell4834
      @michaelmacdonell4834 4 года назад +19

      I once ( a very long time ago) accidentally snagged a cat's whiskers - well, a couple of them. I have lived to regret it.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 года назад +6

      The YMS commentary of this movie is just too damn funny

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 года назад +5

      Macavityyyy!!!

    • @user-um4un4zd7b
      @user-um4un4zd7b 4 года назад +8

      Who else misread that as hold my whiskey😂?...... Just me?.......Ok then 😶

    • @PatrickBoyda
      @PatrickBoyda 4 года назад +5

      Tiger King: Hold HIS whiskers

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 4 года назад +2504

    This movie was made because someone in the film industry wanted to put Halle Berry in a sexy leather outfit, but realized you need a movie to do that.

    • @nathenhutchison6182
      @nathenhutchison6182 4 года назад +154

      I can't say that I disagree with that objective. This just wasn't the route to get there.

    • @emersonflorez97
      @emersonflorez97 4 года назад +40

      Bryan singer's Xmen: allow us to introduce ourselfs

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +72

      @@emersonflorez97 He said *sexy* leather outfit... The X-Men uniforms were a lot of things, but sexy ain't one of them.

    • @balrual1234
      @balrual1234 4 года назад +8

      So... Harvey Rapstein?

    • @daethalion1725
      @daethalion1725 4 года назад +32

      And for bonus irony, the movie is supposedly about female empowerment. Hollywood is the gift that keeps on taking.

  • @standartlp8674
    @standartlp8674 4 года назад +209

    Fans: Were you killed
    Catwoman: sadly yes
    BUT I LIVED

  • @laurenhotchkiss2364
    @laurenhotchkiss2364 3 года назад +664

    I definitely thought the bonus round would be of weird cat noises she made 😂

    • @Caseytify
      @Caseytify 3 года назад +17

      Or butt shots. Or cleavage shots.

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 2 года назад +4

      Me too!!

  • @notactuallyacat.
    @notactuallyacat. 4 года назад +2704

    “I’m going to add 100,000 sins.” We’re getting dangerously close to Transformers: Age of Extinction territory

    • @i-flawless7068
      @i-flawless7068 4 года назад +36

      What about home alone 2

    • @SINISTERfromHELL
      @SINISTERfromHELL 4 года назад +11

      I liked age of extinction better.

    • @PanophobicCuber
      @PanophobicCuber 4 года назад +3

      @ I know we had infinity sins somewhere...

    • @me5381
      @me5381 4 года назад +18

      Looked away for a few seconds and suddenly there was 100,000 sins

    • @raytan956
      @raytan956 4 года назад +2

      God forbid we get there

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +2344

    *You can't avoid the Cats movie forever Jeremy.*

    • @jenobi7266
      @jenobi7266 4 года назад +26

      @Maria Kelly But we don't want him to

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 4 года назад +78

      Maria Kelly That movie is the most sinnable movie in history. I’m not saying he needs to do it but.. he needs to sin that movie

    • @TsuladanGaming
      @TsuladanGaming 4 года назад +3

      The way 2020 is going he won't have to. Not forever at least.

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 года назад +9

      One sin per second.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 года назад +8

      Child Of God that calculates to 6,600 sins... which is STILL not enough sins?

  • @pearlh841
    @pearlh841 4 года назад +644

    “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see a superhero movie worse than Batman and Robin”

    • @denisg2719
      @denisg2719 4 года назад +6

      I actualy saw that movie on TV a few hours ago.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 года назад +4

      @@denisg2719 lmfao

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 3 года назад +6

      But that movie is funny

    • @michaelpuglisi6767
      @michaelpuglisi6767 3 года назад +11

      @@philipmartin3411 You at least get to enjoy watching Arnold Schwarzenegger have way too much fun saying ice puns.

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 3 года назад +2

      @@michaelpuglisi6767 oh yeah, its great!

  • @chisadickerson5964
    @chisadickerson5964 4 года назад +126

    Top 3 highest movie sin counter.
    Fate of the furious R.I.P:
    HOME ALONE 2: 1000000126
    Avatar the last airbender: 271,095,000

    • @Jayshiver
      @Jayshiver 3 года назад +5

      What about the Room?

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 года назад +7

      The Room: 1,591,985, 490
      Les Miserables: 14,580,000,000

    • @tnt_tshamala1039
      @tnt_tshamala1039 2 года назад

      now Godzilla vs Kong

  • @VereeNine
    @VereeNine 4 года назад +1277

    "Can cats teleport?" Clearly you have never had a cat before

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 года назад +73

      Especially if its dark and they are dark. POOF!

    • @allmight3848
      @allmight3848 4 года назад +58

      @@davindamico1759 frr and its the scariest thing. you dont know fear until your cat randomly shows up in a dark room when they were right behind you

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 года назад +32

      @@allmight3848 my main coon cat has a habit of charging silently into the room, jumping and landing on my lap. Scares me every time!

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад +44

      Before we got a cat door we had to let our cats in and out. Sometimes they would magically end up back inside with no one letting them in. Still have no idea how they did it

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 года назад +23

      He has a cat

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 4 года назад +2135

    Do “Everything Wrong With ‘Cats’ in Jellicle Minutes”.

    • @ironfortress151
      @ironfortress151 4 года назад +133

      Does the Sincounter count that high?

    • @PhantomOfFire
      @PhantomOfFire 4 года назад +20

      NOOOOOOOOOoooooo

    • @jrush8768
      @jrush8768 4 года назад +37

      The only movie to surpass everything wrong with cinemasins

    • @Cactly
      @Cactly 4 года назад +13

      99999999999999999999999999999999991047439562936491648271549262946265017364917542912947194719468928362

    • @ghostlyarranger
      @ghostlyarranger 4 года назад +17

      How did u comment 15 hours ago when the video didnt even upload 15 minutes ago (the time I made this comment tho)

  • @rckyx
    @rckyx 3 года назад +227

    I don’t know if anyone mentioned this, but Catwoman’s canonical real name is Selina Kyle.

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад +14

      I know. I've seen Michelle Pfiefer's Catwoman in early 90s film "Batman returns" dozens of times

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +10

      And what a cool name it is. Way cooler than her name in this movie, which I'm not going to say because every time it's said, Bill Finger rolls in his grave

    • @jazzfarer
      @jazzfarer 2 года назад +19

      The movie establishes that there are many "catwomen," including Selena Kyle. You even see Michelle Pfeiffer's photo in this movie and this video @11:06. I think the movie was trying to do a nod especially to the old TV show, where Julie Numar played Catwoman and then Ertha Kitt took over later on. I'm not sure, but I don't think the show ever explicitly stated that either woman was named Selina Kyle.
      That doesn't excuse this suckfest of a movie, though.

    • @yvesus7
      @yvesus7 Год назад +1

      yes

    • @mikelmacrichard4772
      @mikelmacrichard4772 Год назад

      The Batman tv series Catwoman was Selina Kyle and both actresses played the same character.
      Original Catwoman was Selina Kyle and the daughter of her and Bruce Wayne Kathy Wayne was second Catwoman (Catgirl).

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +345

    Basically any movie with "cat" in its name usually ends up like this

    • @TYCOM125
      @TYCOM125 4 года назад +8

      Or centers around a cat. Refer to Garfield or Nine Lives. Maybe they are bad luck.

    • @Haylodad007
      @Haylodad007 4 года назад +1

      Fritz the cat?

    • @Haylodad007
      @Haylodad007 4 года назад +4

      Cat’s Eye, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Cat in the Hat, Wildcats

    • @Black.Rose743
      @Black.Rose743 4 года назад +25

      I mean Aristocats turned out okay

    • @damianlayman8901
      @damianlayman8901 4 года назад +6

      @@Black.Rose743 everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 4 года назад +778

    The only 2 good things about this truly bad movie are:
    • Halle Berry’s Razzie speech
    • It’s better than Cats

    • @doom_coolfist4224
      @doom_coolfist4224 4 года назад +30

      Everything is better than cats

    • @ErgoDog
      @ErgoDog 4 года назад +3

      I love it. Truly.

    • @milantosic
      @milantosic 4 года назад +9

      getting hit by a white van in the middle of the night is better then cats

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 4 года назад +15

      Catwoman “won” 4 out of 7 Razzies in 2005:
      Wins
      • Worst Picture
      • Worst Director - Pitof
      • Worst Actress - Halle Berry
      • Worst Screenplay
      Lost
      • Worst Supporting Actor - Lambert Wilson
      • Worst Supporting Actress - Sharon Stone
      • Worst Screen Couple - Halle Berry and either Benjamin Bratt or Sharon Stone

    • @doom_coolfist4224
      @doom_coolfist4224 4 года назад +5

      @@milantosic okay that is worse. but I meant that there is no movie worse than cats

  • @zachschmitt3654
    @zachschmitt3654 4 года назад +1364

    “I just realized this movie is terrible.” 😂😂😂🤣

    • @dom9086
      @dom9086 4 года назад +10

      Zach Schmitt just?

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 года назад +14

      18:30 Catwoman topless would definitely make ME waste 5 hours of time. Shit, I'm wasting time watching this and I have online spanish homework to finish by midnight.

    • @iyiolaademola8456
      @iyiolaademola8456 4 года назад +1

      He said that and I legit expected him to say something meaningful! Lol

    • @Douglas1102
      @Douglas1102 4 года назад +3

      @@DarkestKnightshade She's topless in Swordfish, better movie than this one that's for sure.

    • @christinabryant733
      @christinabryant733 4 года назад

      Love this movie

  • @goated_NPC
    @goated_NPC 4 года назад +261

    This doesn't even seem like Catwoman nor DC to me honestly

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 года назад +5

      ItsDC
      Just accept it

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 года назад +4

      It’s probably a parody of DC.

    • @TheMrKitch
      @TheMrKitch 3 года назад +10

      That’s because it’s not. I don’t care if they marketed it as a legit Catwoman film; her name is not Selina Kyle and she does not live in Gotham.

    • @dontworryimnotastalker5486
      @dontworryimnotastalker5486 2 года назад +4

      I think they based this “origin story” on the Michelle pfeifer cat woman and I only noticed this but they have a picture of her in the revealing of previous cat women at 11:07

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +2

      It isn't; it's a piece of shit

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 3 года назад +23

    Seeing the CGI of this Catwoman running around during the robbery scene just makes me appreciate Michelle learning to use the whip and decapitating those dolls in the first take of that scene...without any cuts.

  • @paularized1
    @paularized1 4 года назад +1371

    As of 2020, Catwoman no longer has the “worst movie about cats” award. Add some Taylor Swift, subconsciously creating bestiality fetishes in men everywhere and the award is yours.

    • @Riyoshi000
      @Riyoshi000 4 года назад +3

      Irregardlessly Unthawed i didn’t get it

    • @encinobalboa
      @encinobalboa 4 года назад +4

      The 'hole cut exists!

    • @dontknowdontcare1934
      @dontknowdontcare1934 4 года назад +18

      What's the best movie about cats? Its Garfeild right?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +2

      encinobalboa OG you want a hole cut? there is already a fan made butthole cut Cat’s trailer on RUclips.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +4

      Cats is the greatest film ever made

  • @Ghost26968
    @Ghost26968 4 года назад +535

    Editor: So how many unnecessary cuts do you want in this movie?
    Director: Yes.

  • @mrjohnnyjohnster3940
    @mrjohnnyjohnster3940 4 года назад +41

    Cinemasins is so handy. It's like an entertaining set of cliff notes for all the movies I can't be arsed seeing in full.

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl 4 года назад +263

    The only thing redeemable about this movie is Hale Berry's Razzie award acceptance speech.

    • @Liandra24
      @Liandra24 4 года назад +12

      Exactly what I was remembering

    • @Radman1889
      @Radman1889 3 года назад +12

      Hell, she brought the Oscar she won that year when she accepted her Razzie XD

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +4

      And the fact that Hale Berry is in it.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +1

      So much easier to watch

  • @weirdguy1495
    @weirdguy1495 4 года назад +430

    Who else thought he already did this movie?

    • @taraswaminathan5095
      @taraswaminathan5095 4 года назад +12

      I think so too. It's a re-upload, i think, although they haven't mentioned it like they used to. I think everyone's desperate for content nowadays?

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 4 года назад +8

      @@taraswaminathan5095 I actually update the Cinema Sins thing on a site called TV Tropes and that wasn't there when I put it in, so that's very odd.

    • @dad5draco
      @dad5draco 4 года назад +11

      They did but this one has different sins and jokes.

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 года назад +8

      Who else thought this movie was from the 90s?

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 4 года назад +1

      @@TurnipCart I'm pretty sure they did this because they spoke about the basketball for a while

  • @ther3aper561
    @ther3aper561 4 года назад +461

    "How did Warner Bros go from this in 2004 to Batman Begins in 2005?"
    The hired a good Director and good actors.

    • @deensaid7762
      @deensaid7762 4 года назад +26

      That's until when they started the DCEU with Man of Steel

    • @malikkelly
      @malikkelly 4 года назад +4

      Deen Said True

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +9

      @@deensaid7762 BvS Theatrical cut and Josstice League makes Man Of Steel look like The Dark Knight.

    • @Webber-sr3xk
      @Webber-sr3xk 4 года назад +33

      Halle Berry is an amazing actress

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 3 года назад +19

      Except Halle IS a good actress.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 3 года назад +42

    "Can cats teleport?" Yes. Yes they can. Any cat owner can tell that you'll see your cat happily sitting in your bedroom, then you walk to the kitchen, and there's your cat sitting on the counter waiting for you.

  • @jeremiahperkins3701
    @jeremiahperkins3701 4 года назад +40

    “Ain’t not such thing as half way crooks” lmao😂😂👏🏾✊🏾✊🏾

  • @Kennedy749
    @Kennedy749 4 года назад +568

    I think I really liked Catwoman when i was a kid because of how ridiculous and campy it is. Like Fantastic Four.

    • @ReginoGeorge
      @ReginoGeorge 4 года назад +27

      maddison Newell I still do 😌

    • @TheEyeofMobius
      @TheEyeofMobius 4 года назад +15

      If you want the campy catwoman you owe it to yourself to watch the old Batman movie with Adam West.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +12

      The line between so bad it’s good and just plain bad is pretty narrow for this movie

    • @DarthRelkew
      @DarthRelkew 4 года назад +3

      @@TheEyeofMobius yet that movie feels the right type of 'campy'

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 4 года назад +9

      Fantastic Four was pretty solid for the most part

  • @vengeance1701
    @vengeance1701 4 года назад +290

    "We need to make our nice girl a badass. I KNOW, GIVE HER SHORT, SPIKY HAIR!" Goddammit, movie.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +1

      If this movie is made now, everyone will reacted "Oh no! She got A Karen's haircut! How toxic this movie is!"

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 4 года назад +32

    "can cats teleport"
    ...yes, they can... From time to time.

  • @yoelazar1931
    @yoelazar1931 4 года назад +324

    This film has such a porn film vibe to it. It's awkward

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 года назад +16

      Especially her costume.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 года назад +5

      @@margarethmichelina5146 And the director is French.

    • @gioprox5207
      @gioprox5207 3 года назад +4

      @@98953812 I just had to double take this comment about the director being French after what happened with Netflix's interpretation of a child-friendly movie

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 года назад +2

      @@gioprox5207 Cuties?

    • @gioprox5207
      @gioprox5207 3 года назад +2

      @@98953812 yes obviously

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 года назад +831

    Speaking of terrible movies involving Cats, there’s another recent movie that needs an EWW video.

    • @PhantomOfFire
      @PhantomOfFire 4 года назад +16

      No that movie gets no more recognition ever

    • @panicatthegasstation
      @panicatthegasstation 4 года назад +10

      That never happened.

    • @lilswirlash9764
      @lilswirlash9764 4 года назад +5

      Benjamin Abramowitz if it happens it got at least over 200,000 sins

    • @psych0tic706
      @psych0tic706 4 года назад +7

      How did you comment 14 hours ago when this video came out 3 mins ago

    • @eljuneculipapa200
      @eljuneculipapa200 4 года назад

      @@psych0tic706 yeah how?

  • @Djblois1
    @Djblois1 4 года назад +380

    Cats can jump 6 times their length, so as a human-size cat, theoretically she can jump 30 feet.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 4 года назад +91

      Yeah but the mass distribution of a cat is different. A human being able to jump 30ft would need to have leg muscles to go with it.
      Ah shit why am i bringing rationality into a discussion about a movie as nonsensical as this

    • @kimberleybrowne8929
      @kimberleybrowne8929 4 года назад +11

      @@AvoidTheCadaver wandered if you were going to notice🤣

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 4 года назад +17

      @@kimberleybrowne8929
      I was tempted to go all out but I ran out of patience lol

    • @kimberleybrowne8929
      @kimberleybrowne8929 4 года назад +1

      @@AvoidTheCadaver 🤣

    • @DAEJAHN
      @DAEJAHN 4 года назад +7

      Wait what your saying that she has the potential to jump 9.14m that’s insane that’s like almost jumping four and half doors high

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +158

    This movie feels like some p0rn you'd click on but nothing ever happens

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +3

      And the fact that the protagonist is wearing a BDSM costume is still not good enough

  • @darrinwilliams130
    @darrinwilliams130 4 года назад +39

    “The movie makes the MCU look like 1917”= Best line ever.

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 года назад

      Hey a majority of the MCU is awesome. There are a few black sheep here and there (cough Thor: The Dark World cough cough cough) but overall, I enjoy it as a whole.

    • @rokeYouuer
      @rokeYouuer 3 года назад +5

      @@robertrowley4929 Jeremy's biggest complaint about the MCU is the number of cuts in action scenes, while 1917 was edited so it appeared to be one continuous shot, thus his comment here.

    • @bluemass3834
      @bluemass3834 2 года назад +1

      @@robertrowley4929 dude all the movies have the same format, if you are really interested in sci-fi, you would read comics instead of those repetitive awful movies (both mcu and dc)

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 2 года назад

      @@bluemass3834 I suppose you have a point.

  • @justinjr715
    @justinjr715 4 года назад +114

    11:08 anyone ever notice that Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman is in Catwoman?

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 4 года назад +14

      Damn I just noticed the picture of Michelle Pfeiffer.

    • @jessebrown7626
      @jessebrown7626 4 года назад +10

      Called an Easter Egg
      Just a stupid one.

    • @micksplace
      @micksplace 4 года назад +3

      An extra middle finger to the movie that SHOULD have been made

    • @musicadictor
      @musicadictor 4 года назад +1

      ohh good eye!

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 4 года назад +182

    "I thought I saw 'Catwomen Topless' and I lost 5 hours of time."
    Everything NOT Wrong with Swordfish *ding*

    • @hussein_bdn
      @hussein_bdn 4 года назад +4

      Wasted opportunity to reference CinemaWins
      "Everything GREAT About Swordfish"* (title format, at least)

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      She had a steamy sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster's Ball, too, with some great titty shots.

  • @astra3310
    @astra3310 4 года назад +4

    With all the hypercuts I damn near got whiplash

  • @DerpMan107
    @DerpMan107 4 года назад +21

    When the movie already has 100 130 sins
    "but wait, there's more."

  • @Amish_Trivedi
    @Amish_Trivedi 4 года назад +129

    "I was a professor for twenty years until I was denied tenure."
    That wasn't even how tenure worked then.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +14

      That’s the least of this movie’s problems

    • @xxdangerousshotxx
      @xxdangerousshotxx 4 года назад +18

      The reason she gave for not getting the tenure was "male academia" while telling about cats that can resurrect the dead.
      Hilarious.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +7

      Kenshiro(XIII) she wasn’t denied because of sexism, she was denied because she’s crazy.

    • @xxdangerousshotxx
      @xxdangerousshotxx 4 года назад +3

      @@brianaguilar8283 Exactly what I ment.

    • @DanTUtilizer
      @DanTUtilizer 4 года назад

      How would it work then?

  • @FreviriousQuigby
    @FreviriousQuigby 4 года назад +97

    11:05 are we not sinning the fact that they tried to tie in with the way better Michelle Pfieffer Catwoman, and in so doing reminding us that we could be watching a better movie? DING

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +6

      This movie was in a very weird position when it comes to continuity. It was supposed to be a Michelle Pfieffer Catwoman spin-off at first, so it would have been in the same continuity as the Tim Burton films.
      But then it became an unrelated film after numerous years of development hell and rewrites. It was released the year before Batman Begins, and I don’t think even the filmmakers knew what shared universe this would be a part of.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +4

      @@brianaguilar8283 Also keep in mind that this came out 4 years before Iron Man so no one even knew that a "shared universe" could even exist as it would take another 4 years after Iron Man for the MCU to really start to become a thing.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 4 года назад

      Dargonhuman I still maintain that if DC launched their cinematic universe with the Nolan trilogy Marvel would never have ever been able to catch up. It’s not even that hard to think of such a concept, I think it was Batman and Robin mentioned Superman and superhero crossovers have been a thing since comics began. Biggest missed opportunity in cinematic history, imo. Final crisis would wipe the floor with endgame (and I loved endgame).

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад

      Big Blue Heath Ledger’s death probably killed off any plans for a cinematic universe.

    • @bigblue207
      @bigblue207 4 года назад

      Brian Aguilar maybe, I would think it was Christian Bale’s decision to leave the role after the third one. I can’t remember if that was due to the theater shooting or not.

  • @InformantNet
    @InformantNet 4 года назад +53

    You should retitle this "Everything is Wrong with Cat Woman."

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 4 года назад +5

      Well, technically, Halle Berry in a catsuit is "right". :-)

    • @robertrowley4929
      @robertrowley4929 3 года назад +1

      @@MichaelPohoreski no denying that 😍

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 4 года назад +5

    "You either die a hero or live long enough to see a superhero film worse than Batman & Robin."
    Oh my gosh 😂😂😂

  • @JoelsCreed141
    @JoelsCreed141 4 года назад +158

    11:08 Wait so is nobody gonna point out that picture of Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman

    • @yeetus8976
      @yeetus8976 4 года назад +12

      You beat me to it

    • @Manu-op3ec
      @Manu-op3ec 4 года назад +15

      I was checking the comments to see if someone else caught that

    • @donte2247
      @donte2247 4 года назад +14

      No. Damn it. Now its connected and we cant go back now.

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 4 года назад +4

      I caught it for the first time watching this video!

    • @AdrianEkko2471
      @AdrianEkko2471 4 года назад +6

      When I noticed that u thought he was gonna sin it. But was disappointed when he didnt

  • @cooldudeawesome9344
    @cooldudeawesome9344 4 года назад +63

    I actually never noticed how slow they were to respond when she was fighting them

  • @Tanyableu
    @Tanyableu 4 года назад +8

    I really loved her first 'transformation outfit' (the jewelry store) It was sexy, but utilitarian. If only they had kept it.

  • @boiii5524
    @boiii5524 4 года назад +5

    There is one movie he is afraid of sinning. Its Spaceballs, because that movie is a fucking masterpiece.

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert 4 года назад +152

    Wow... This movie was so bad that it was actually hard watching Cinema Sins. But I stayed the course. Cinema Sins needs me!

    • @huimang94
      @huimang94 3 года назад +2

      This comment was somehow adorable and made me smile lolol

  • @zachthompson4191
    @zachthompson4191 4 года назад +126

    I can’t watch any movie/show without picking apart every detail and giving it a mental sin after watching this channel for so long

    • @ohepi
      @ohepi 4 года назад +6

      Same. I even say "DING".

    • @thereebstir9572
      @thereebstir9572 3 года назад +6

      Same, my I'm real fun to hang out with.

    • @marcustaylor4466
      @marcustaylor4466 3 года назад +4

      @@thereebstir9572 yup my wife hates watching movies with me now 😂

  • @igotboomed
    @igotboomed 4 года назад +6

    "Heeey... I've just noticed something.. This films terrible" lol
    The sheer amount of class one liners in this one!

  • @martinskorulis8832
    @martinskorulis8832 4 года назад +24

    man, I couldn't even watch the "Everything wrong with..", this movie is so bad

  • @jonathanrikkers793
    @jonathanrikkers793 4 года назад +44

    8:55 "I guess now that Patience is finally winning life, we should be ok with her stealing some dude's motorcycle"
    *Captain Marvel has joined the chat*

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +2

      I hate that movie

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 4 года назад +7

      The difference here is actually that Carol was a stranger to the planet and hadn't been there in years, whereas Patience wasn't. Like, the former has a better excuse for some of the stuff she does given what she went through.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад

      Spiderkillers, Inc she still lived in a civilized society back on her home planet

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 4 года назад

      @@brianaguilar8283 A highly militarized, fascist society.

    • @LuisSoto-fw3if
      @LuisSoto-fw3if 4 года назад +1

      @@SpiderkillersInc which would probably look down on stealing other peoples properties, specially as a militar.

  • @ivanleibjankovic
    @ivanleibjankovic 4 года назад +182

    Do Everything Wrong With: Annabelle Comes Home in evil doll shenanigans minutes or less
    Thanks for likes, wish you all the best!

  • @unathimag3528
    @unathimag3528 3 года назад +2

    Hey why didn't you guys do a bonus round counting how many wierd cuts there are

  • @urtosexyahaha
    @urtosexyahaha 4 года назад +9

    When he went on that “reality” tangent, talking about the building, I realized just how much I would rather be watching The Matrix.

  • @sirunbekannt5653
    @sirunbekannt5653 4 года назад +47

    11:06 on that pile is a picture of Michelle Pfeiffers Catwoman.

  • @stitchedmouthgirl
    @stitchedmouthgirl 4 года назад +380

    Don’t bully Halle Berry for this movie. Bully the director and screenwriter.
    EDIT: Yeah, Halle Berry’s acting in this movie wasn’t so good but I think was just what she was told to do. The director told Halle what to do too much, which made the acting and dialogue feel unrealistic and honestly painful at times.

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 года назад +46

      As much as I like her, I'm gonna bully her for her bad acting in this film. She didn't exactly have the best acting in the X-Men films either, but still better than this one.

    • @somediscernibleskills7912
      @somediscernibleskills7912 4 года назад +23

      And whoever was in charge of costume design

    • @gabrielpetroni8347
      @gabrielpetroni8347 4 года назад +21

      EVERYBODY even remotely related to this movie has to be bullied

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 года назад +27

      No, I agree with the OP. The directorial choices indicate that Pitof (the director of this film) is someone more interested in saying "girl power" than actually empowering women, and I can easily see that carrying over to his direction of Halle Berry.

    • @dracawyn
      @dracawyn 4 года назад +24

      When you see a good actor in a film where their acting is horrible, 99.9% of the time that is the fault of the director and the script. The actor is just doing what they're told and the director decides which take is the "good" take.

  • @Spida37
    @Spida37 4 года назад +1

    That Lois bit and the crazy cat lady (aka Dr. Eleanor Abernathy MD JD) had me in stitches 🤣

  • @ashleyhansennken7770
    @ashleyhansennken7770 4 года назад +4

    I remember watching this movie and I genuinely thought she was on a lunch break and went home explaining the same clothes in the beginning. Lol

  • @dmxdxl
    @dmxdxl 4 года назад +28

    I saw the title and I was like "Lord he gone tear this one up"....

  • @tevinlandry1885
    @tevinlandry1885 4 года назад +74

    Like Roger Ebert said, there were only 3 positives about this movie: Halle Berry's face, Halle Berry's body, and Halle Berry's costume.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 года назад +4

      -...Appart from the front of her trowsers being ripped in a mottled pattern. Not all fabrics suit the distressed look.

    • @cosmicriptid
      @cosmicriptid 4 года назад +3

      Not her costume sorry.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 года назад

      He's wrong about her costume. That's a horrible costume. Catwoman's costume is sexy but functional. Halle's costume looked awful and wasn't functional.

    • @toganium4175
      @toganium4175 4 года назад

      That costume is atrocious.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад

      Her costume looks like she got mauled by bears

  • @zachwillas6329
    @zachwillas6329 3 года назад +5

    "Cats can teleport?"
    Just ask my cat Jerry.

  • @Danyko33
    @Danyko33 3 года назад +3

    17:46
    "I think Tom just beat that dude up. Can anyone verify that for me? The movie was glitching".
    Yes, we all saw the video, but I wanted to remark that, it was fucking hilarious.

  • @jellybeansbud3610
    @jellybeansbud3610 4 года назад +150

    This movie is so bad I’m having a hard time sitting through its sins lol

  • @theslenderfox
    @theslenderfox 4 года назад +420

    The only thing I can pay attention to is Catwoman's Karen haircut

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 года назад +54

      seems like this whole movie she just wanted to speak to the manager....

    • @eacalvert
      @eacalvert 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +11

      Well, back in 2004, it's not called Karen's haircut.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 года назад +8

      Oh my fucking god why did they go with that haircut?! It looks terrible!

    • @mr.c9820
      @mr.c9820 4 года назад +18

      this was the hairdo of en empowered woman
      and now we have karens

  • @mrmeeseeks982
    @mrmeeseeks982 4 года назад +9

    There should have been a bonus round for Unnecessary cutscene moments

  • @beyondbatman9007
    @beyondbatman9007 4 года назад +8

    Cinemasins, can you do a “Everything wrong with Penguins of Madagascar: The movie” video? Please.

  • @zeusathena26
    @zeusathena26 4 года назад +115

    At least she showed up for the Razzie Awards. This shows if the screenplay, producers, directors etc stink an actor can't save the movie.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 4 года назад +9

      I like Halle, but man she's in some stupid movies sometimes...

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 года назад +1

      @@filmfanaticx4212 sometimes?

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 4 года назад +9

      Payperheirplain Yes sometimes, she could be in this, The Flintstones, or Movie 43, for some examples, then turn around and do Monster's Ball, Things We Lost in the Fire, John Wick 3, Cloud Atlas, Jungle Fever, and a really good HBO TV movie from 1999, Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, just to name a few. And even some of her "stupid" movies can be the fun kind of stupid like Swordfish or Gothika...

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад

      FilmFanaticX she’s not good at picking scripts

    • @Willpower-74205
      @Willpower-74205 4 года назад +9

      Even so, Halle showed alot of class by showing up at the Razzie. For a movie this bad, that's saying something. She's made some questionable decisions about her career, but at least she owned up to it when it went sideways. And this was only two years after Die Another Day, a far better film.

  • @moviegirlaka
    @moviegirlaka 4 года назад +51

    I'm surprised that Sin calendar didn't blow up reviewing this movie

  • @rosierobinson6701
    @rosierobinson6701 4 года назад +5

    In honor of the After sequel coming out at the end of May, you should point out the sins in the romance drama After. Which was a book series and the books were originally a fanfiction about harry styles

  • @marlchariot7554
    @marlchariot7554 4 года назад +6

    Cinema Sins: "Can cats teleport?"
    Me: "Clearly you've never owned one... Yes they can"

  • @Jaslath
    @Jaslath 4 года назад +59

    11:06 Wait, there is a picture of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman? So this is in the same universe as Tim Burton's Batman? How the hell does that work?

    • @benkimmel8412
      @benkimmel8412 4 года назад +6

      I just noticed that as well. Granted I haven't seen this movie in its entirety for years.

    • @Robiness
      @Robiness 4 года назад +11

      Well...i suppose there is no restriction on how many catwomen can there be at any given time.

    • @pedazodeboludo
      @pedazodeboludo 4 года назад +1

      Yes, there is. Probably just some fan service. And here are two fans who noticed.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 года назад +1

      Oh snap you're right!

    • @kazaklichborn3923
      @kazaklichborn3923 4 года назад

      Lol, I wonder if those watching it thought this was a worse Catwoman since Pfeiffer exists in this universe.

  • @vSkyzeh
    @vSkyzeh 4 года назад +254

    PLEASE DO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH “I AM NUMBER 4”

    • @Norrabal_anims
      @Norrabal_anims 4 года назад +10

      Mista is loading his revolver in the distance*

    • @DerpyDarky
      @DerpyDarky 4 года назад +1

      Norrabal j o j o

    • @fncm3421
      @fncm3421 4 года назад +6

      Fuck I had forgotten all about that movie

    • @GoddessGirl2121
      @GoddessGirl2121 4 года назад +9

      I agree that movie is really weird and I would love to hear your opinions on that and also Beastly.

    • @shadowthief19
      @shadowthief19 4 года назад +8

      I had liked that movie....then I learned there was a book....I no longer like the movie after reading the book

  • @BadGirlsBeotchBlog
    @BadGirlsBeotchBlog 4 года назад +3

    I suggest "Splash". It's a 1984 Disney romantic comedy about a mermaid who is in love with a New York business owner. It's especially sin-able because it hasn't aged well. There's a lot of domestic abuse.

  • @PredaConvoy
    @PredaConvoy 4 года назад +5

    I snorted during the "outtakes" at Simpsons Crazy Cat Lady 😂

  • @DrExploadsAlot
    @DrExploadsAlot 4 года назад +45

    Lois Griffin talking about vagina had me dead.

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 4 года назад +158

    A better title would be “Everything’s Wrong With Catwoman”.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 года назад +16

      "comment that says everything is wrong with a bad movie" cliche *ding*

  • @Nipplator99999999999
    @Nipplator99999999999 3 года назад +3

    So, to show that she is completely wild and untamed, they show her walking beside a collared house cat...

  • @Rclarke115
    @Rclarke115 4 года назад +29

    Patience: I was flushed down the pipes.
    CS: Movie admits it’s sh*t.

  • @patrik5123
    @patrik5123 4 года назад +171

    This movie is so bad, I can't even get through this video.

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +2

      I feel like you have a cat avatar for this very reason and if you do, I bless you my son.

    • @breezy9297
      @breezy9297 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @mxtw7910
    @mxtw7910 4 года назад +31

    “Ain’t no such thangs as half way crooks” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andim.8788
      @andim.8788 4 года назад

      Mobb deep

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 4 года назад

      this guy is a gangster? his real name is clarence

    • @worldofbattlerap9149
      @worldofbattlerap9149 4 года назад +2

      Scared to death scared to look they shook 😎😎😎

  • @HamburgerMolester
    @HamburgerMolester 3 года назад +5

    "Foremeowing." I love it 😸

  • @naiastra
    @naiastra 3 года назад +2

    let's not forget this came out directly after Halle Berry won an Oscar for Monster's Ball.

  • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
    @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 4 года назад +41

    I don't wanna be that person, Cinemasins, but u misses 11:06 when one of the pictures is the Michelle Pfeiffer version of catwoman. #easteregg

    • @garygramm6533
      @garygramm6533 4 года назад +1

      Holy shit, how did we miss that?! Well spotted.

    • @ClarinetgirlMelissa
      @ClarinetgirlMelissa 4 года назад +1

      So this movie is canonically with the 90's Batman movies...

  • @uniboy13
    @uniboy13 4 года назад +32

    One of the clues for next week is horror sins, I think it has to be Cats.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 4 года назад

      Also, Orphan sins, so probably horror/thriller Orphan from 2009

  • @nicolelavigne1700
    @nicolelavigne1700 4 года назад +1

    Please do Escape Room 2017. You did the 2019 one. I just finished the 2017 Escape Room and man is it ever deserving of the cinemasins treatment.

  • @jcace13
    @jcace13 4 года назад +1

    HOLD UP, the Catwoman movie has nothing to do with Selina Kyle or her abilities? It's some Egyptian Curse?
    I have no words for this.

  • @TheRealJay
    @TheRealJay 4 года назад +38

    This movie is so bad it's a must see, I wonder if that was what they were going for.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +168

    "I bet when men tell women that they're not suspects in a murder case, that's when the panties come off."
    Plenty of R rated movies would actually agree with this.

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 года назад +5

      Sin. City.
      Ironically...

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 4 года назад +3

      And those are the movies that need burned.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 4 года назад +3

      Every Noir ever made would agree with you.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 года назад +1

      Well, I would be glad that I'm not a suspect in a murder case. I doubt I would ever be THAT glad about it though.

  • @oneandonlysound3453
    @oneandonlysound3453 4 года назад +25

    You had me so dead at the "CW Arrowverse" part. This movie is so CW it's hilarious and yet everyone will still say "Catwoman" is the worst movie ever while praising/defending CW shows that either started out good for a few seasons and got really bad or were just really bad to begin with to the ends of the world.

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. 4 года назад +1

      Started out good got bad like your point.

    • @austinpearce5442
      @austinpearce5442 4 года назад +3

      They should’ve had Halle in crisis

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. 4 года назад +3

      Austin Pearce seeing her in costume again would actually be nice.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 3 года назад

      All CW shows are fucking godawful, I don't know how people can stand that tripe.

    • @KB-qk1ic
      @KB-qk1ic 3 года назад +1

      At least those were tv shows with thin budgets. This was a theatrical release with an actual budget that looks like a solid "made for tv" film.
      Or lifetime

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 3 года назад +2

    The basketball scene alone should have been 1000 sins

  • @0ddeity
    @0ddeity 4 года назад +6

    Oh my god. The Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpson’s bit had me screaming.

  • @barbar17404
    @barbar17404 4 года назад +55

    For as bad as this movie was. I relatively enjoyed watching it. Let's just say if I see the movie being played while channel surfing I won't immediately change the channel.

    • @thekhloeshow3464
      @thekhloeshow3464 4 года назад +1

      jabari leonard I love this movie in all its sucky glory

  • @zenyxcz4240
    @zenyxcz4240 4 года назад +1

    12:56 Foreshadowing of the cream being "biohazard" as the trash bin has a "biohazard" sign on it.
    I'm honestly surprised you missed that

  • @Dxbailey
    @Dxbailey 4 года назад +2

    I'm surprised nobody has anything to say about selina kyle from batman returns being shown as one of the previous catwomen. Which would mean batman exists in this movie.

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 4 года назад +12

    11:36 speaking of terrible bartending jokes, my all time favorite is whenever someone can't decide what kind of drink they want and ask me to surprise them so I yell BOO right in their face.

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 4 года назад

      Give them a “blowjob” 😅😅😅😅😅😅 (obligatory clarification of deadpool joke goes here)

  • @pod650
    @pod650 4 года назад +10

    Seems like the editor took the director yelling "CUT!" too literally.

  • @josephdillard9907
    @josephdillard9907 3 года назад +1

    6:05 "A magical Egyptian car burps in her mouth and she turns into Catwoman."
    "Oohhhhh, magical Egyptian cats are tight!"
    "Yeah yeah yeah"
    "Wow wow wow, wow"

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 4 года назад

    Finally! I've been waiting for this video forever!

  • @lilswirlash9764
    @lilswirlash9764 4 года назад +29

    been a minute since we had a bonus round, also do “eww bohemian rhapsody in freddie mercury minutes”

  • @crazydragonstudios7259
    @crazydragonstudios7259 4 года назад +44

    My cat was actively mad while we were watching this movie and if my cat is mad at a movie called cat woman then you know somethings wrong

    • @EDifyer881
      @EDifyer881 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 года назад +2

      Do not show your cat Cats, it will be catastrophic.

    • @EDifyer881
      @EDifyer881 4 года назад +1

      @@gimbobjenkins405 good 🤣ne

    • @crazydragonstudios7259
      @crazydragonstudios7259 3 года назад +1

      Gim Bob Jenkins good thing because I don’t plan to ever

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 3 года назад

    Thank you! I thought I was the only one noticing the bar moving when she escapes the police station!

  • @SethHixie
    @SethHixie 2 года назад +2

    "I bet if Patience was back in her cel it would be hard to prove she was Catwoman"
    Yeah as if half her face isn't uncovered all the time anyway