TIMESTAMPS 00:00 welcoming you 00:14 talking to you 00:22 looking through your hair 00:41 talking about your hair 00:46 talking about your mum 00:55 finding a nest 01:01 explaining the procedure 01:10 taking your hair 01:12 dismissing you 01:16 burning the hair love ya
That is the sound of the dead brain cells that exploded out when he aggressively yanked off our hair and the scalp went with it and so did the skull so then the brain came drooping out and then exploded, leaving a bloody mess everywhere on Alex's face and now he has to clean up all the worthless dead brain cells that exploded out😊
time stamps 00:00 welcome 00:14 talking abt whats hes gonna do 00:30 starts checking your hair 00:37 finding dandruff 00:41 complains abt your haircut 00:47 talking abt your mum 00:59 he finds a nest 01:03 describing the 2 ways he can solve this 01:11 rips your hair off your head 01:13 dismissed you 01:16 burning your hair
@@nikogeva the perks of having ocd… i feel your pain, my head feels itchy for no reason all the time bc i’m always freaked out about lice from having them twice before. On the bright side, that’s actually how i convinced my mom i did in fact have lice the first time. She didn’t believe me so i just compulsively scratched my head for about 10 minutes straight until i found one to show her. Wasn’t so fun the second time when one just crawled outta my hair randomly 😂
we do have lice (or nits as we call them) but what usually happens is a letter is sent home to parents/guardians who are then in charge of checking ect, from my experience most public schools don't have a nurse and all/majoity of teachers have 1sf aid training instead (I have a nurse in secondary school who was only in tuesdays)
I feel bad for the people who tried to start a fight with him.
@@O1cu bit cringe but ight fam
@@rosiexcx984 and you’re not cringe by saying Ight fam 🤣 sad guy
@@O1cu I was saying it ironically obviously......you type like the boys that speak in cringe slang and think they're the shit. "don" bro shut up.
@@rosiexcx984 my grandma used to say don that’s why I use it normally and I’m telling you right now my grandma did not think she was the shit
@@rosiexcx984 anyway, you seem like the type that simp over Anime characters and stuff. Look at urself before speaking
The funny part is my mom is a barber and see use to have insanely bad eye sight but she got surgery so it’s a lot better now
I pray for her customers
@@IrrelevantAlex LMFAO
@@IrrelevantAlex same
@@imagaymushroom4242jellybean pfp cult in the big 2024 is crazy ur 4 years late
TIMESTAMPS
00:00 welcoming you
00:14 talking to you
00:22 looking through your hair
00:41 talking about your hair
00:46 talking about your mum
00:55 finding a nest
01:01 explaining the procedure
01:10 taking your hair
01:12 dismissing you
01:16 burning the hair
love ya
accurate
I just cant get over your profile picture- 😂
@@Sharky12550 thanku
Going through the hair starts at 0:30
@@deborahtheassistant71 intro to it is before
*me in my bunker during the apocalypses learning ancient history, while also being bald* : so THIS is what the ancient Covid Craziness resulted in
what
@@lua2k7 exactly
Why is this so funny😭 and then your reply just made it funnier
Bruh the next video he uploaded was a.bunker apocalypse one tf
@@meankat38 lol
ALEX WE NEED A FULL NORMAL RP OF THIS OR A MUSIC STORE ROLEPLAY
the fact you called it lice and not nits breaks my british heart
laughs in American
I thought "adults" are lice and eggs and "babies" are nits?
Ikr same 💀
Also is your name Sofia UwU
Laughs in norwegian and in norwegian its lus
This is hilarious. I watch it more as a comedy than as an asmr video
I’m surprised that he didn’t just put ice on our head
Is no one going to talk about the liquid sounds when he ripped our hair off?🥴🤐
Disgusting af lmaooo😭😭😂😂
Why could I feel that in my throat?
That is the sound of the dead brain cells that exploded out when he aggressively yanked off our hair and the scalp went with it and so did the skull so then the brain came drooping out and then exploded, leaving a bloody mess everywhere on Alex's face and now he has to clean up all the worthless dead brain cells that exploded out😊
@@vaerie2498 I am slightly concerned that you know so much about this in detail...🤐
This is so satisfying bro keep up the work
time stamps
00:00 welcome
00:14 talking abt whats hes gonna do
00:30 starts checking your hair
00:37 finding dandruff
00:41 complains abt your haircut
00:47 talking abt your mum
00:59 he finds a nest
01:03 describing the 2 ways he can solve this
01:11 rips your hair off your head
01:13 dismissed you
01:16 burning your hair
I expected a wet blue paper towel and a cup of water or if they're fancy one paracetamol
Haha those paper towels were the worst
Ours gave us HALF a paracetamol 😭
@@lilygrace2537 lmaoo the audacity to not give u the other half I'm dead
@@tayetired2478 the other half was put back into the box for another kid lmao
He looks deceivingly sweet in his thumbnail lmao.
Brings back such fond memories
This young man is a Genius
I honestly wish they would do that to every children it would be a fun sight to see
Rip your hair out and then burn it... 😅🤣😂 that had me dying
😂
i love how he casually roasts you.
A male nurse yess!! All those school years had female nurses so this is what I needed!
He snatched my weave.. 😭
Anyone elses head immediately itches after reading the word 'lice'? 😣
YES
I scratch so badly that I hurt myself 🤕
@@nikogeva ohno, be careful lovely! 🥺 here for you!
In a weird way, yes
@@nikogeva the perks of having ocd… i feel your pain, my head feels itchy for no reason all the time bc i’m always freaked out about lice from having them twice before. On the bright side, that’s actually how i convinced my mom i did in fact have lice the first time. She didn’t believe me so i just compulsively scratched my head for about 10 minutes straight until i found one to show her. Wasn’t so fun the second time when one just crawled outta my hair randomly 😂
Why do I actually enjoy these😂
He snatched our weave.
He done snatched our weave! 🤣
can't tell if it's tingles or lice..
oh well, time to burn my face off then 😂
Lol😂
I am slightly disturbed at the sound of my scalp being ripped off. Im having nightmares tonight
you're accent is everything
00:48 he's definitely going to make a video doing an eye test on the mom
Me encanta que me insulte, servicio 10/10
This was amazing 😂🤙
the intro alone made me subscribe damn
Cool asmr
Thanks 😊
Ik I’m sleeping good when you post
Try not to scream if I accidently rip your hair out
*proceeds to scalp me*
Finnaly a funny asmrist your the best
The transcript is just so funny tho
yeah we dont have "nit nurses" anymore so yeno they just run rampant when they pop up
This is the first video of them I’ve ever watched… what did I just witness
Not my wig😭
my toxic trait is that i take these videos personally
that tapping noise at the beginning really threw me off and I thought it was the sound of our tiny little kid feet shuffling into the nurse’s office
Still waiting for that toxic NHS worker steals your baguette and cheese with a plot twist. 😠
Thanks for making my dominic toretto hairstyle.
this should be shown as the "Lice Check: Instructional Video for School Nurses"
MANS STOLE MY WHOLE AS WIG
“who’s next” but proceeds to say that your first LOL
i cut my hair. i hate myself. checks out.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LMFAOOOO
I love all your vides😸‼️
PLS I LOVE YOU
Geez currently my head is extremely itchy bc i switched hair care products, but way to make me nervous abt lice alex
lice checks happen in england too, you just need one of the parents to signal their children have lice then the school may proceed
JUST GIVE BLOODY ICE THATS ALL YOU NEED
why was the burning noise was so satisfying though?
i love your voice 😍
Loving the wig toss lol
Im almost 14..and i never had lice before..
You do now…
@@IrrelevantAlex ...
I am begging you to start doing longer roleplays again
Hi I'm early love the vids
LMAOO I FIND THESE VIDEOS SO FUNNYY
First. Perfect timing to be insulted! 😃
And this is your typical school nurse.....
Did I just get completely scalped 😩
“Okay whoever cuts your hair must hate you, because that hairstyle is absolutely disgusting”
Yeah yeah whatever E-boy tik tok James Charles
The ad below is treatment for hair loss😭
Girl did we enter hell at the end??
LMAOO i can’t even sleep
Nooooooo because I just cut my hair and my mom cut it for me yesterday 😭😭😭😭
School nurses: Lice check 😒
School nurse: *ICE*_ check 😏
Brun brutal nurse is he is my nurse I would scream in his ear
*rips 5 year olds hair out cutely*
wait england doesn't have lice checks? do you just not have lice there?
we do have lice (or nits as we call them) but what usually happens is a letter is sent home to parents/guardians who are then in charge of checking ect, from my experience most public schools don't have a nurse and all/majoity of teachers have 1sf aid training instead (I have a nurse in secondary school who was only in tuesdays)
this was to funny!!
He said who’s next then says first patient ???
How about let’s not point that out okay 😊
Not the wig snatch 🤦🏻♀️😂
صوتك مريح بيخليني انام 😴😴❤
1:09 *le pain*
y’all don’t do this in english schools???
*GLOOP*
You played bruney in that Disney shoe buzradverker
I cant believe the doctor wants to burn my hair and force my mom to go see an Eye doctor
Can u make a video like 2 hours
Me : good bye :my iPad:in fire
I swear you go to my school wait
Do one were u head hurt at school and u just give ice
A wet paper towel
YellowSussyNoob ° 1 month ago (edited)
Lol this is the most funniest guy of all of asmrtists
no but my mom actually cuts m hair LMFAO i feel personally attacked
AAAAAAAAA MY WEAVE
Can i say something really quick? I've never heard somebody with any accent but southern....... Except for my uncle.
I am trying so hard not to laugh
My fucking hair
sorry but my mom said i need my hair back :
Lol so true Hex!
day 1 of asking for ur a dog groomer and we're a dog asmr
NO
@@IrrelevantAlex PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING
*checks for lice*
doesn’t have hair 👁🗨👄👁🗨
u look like the guy from the end of the f***ing world
I was like what
Serious Joe Lycett vibes
😂😂 checking your head for lice. Im pretty sure we dont this in England but whatever. 😂😂😂😂
That's rare, I'm one of the first 💯 people to see this