@Curtis Sims Shut the hell up you ignorant fuck, before you make a statement do some research and educate yourself. Also make sure that your statememt is a fact, not racist.
The specific number ones are real bad. For a 50/50 scenario it should be a "higher or lower" situation. If I was playing the game, I'd prefer to say right/racist in response to something being greater than or less than a value instead of this game's method of "lol instead of 10% it's 10.1% hahaha moron".
@@XxTaskyxX Thanks for the insightful reply. You explained your point and opinion magnificently. That persuasive charm you have almost made me reconsider.
I was thinking that earlier... It's really not a good look for this game. Like how can you expect the facts to be accurate if they barely seem to be able to construct sentences in the English language.
Whoever edits the videos must be doing the grammar mistakes, there were multiple instances where the guys said it correctly even though the card that appeared on the screen was wrong.
I’m viet and yes a lot of viet people own a nail salon place. It’s like a traditional path for us lol, no lie. “If me going to college doesn’t work, then ima do nails”
29:10 Okay, I totally heard that as “You backpack a broad” and thought that was a sex term I was unaware of. Then realized he meant “backpack abroad” and that really changed the meaning of that sentence.
Some of the grammatical errors I see on the cards that pop up on the screen are obvious, but remind me that all the people in Cow Chop are only human. And I respect that.
Even though this game has some shitty questions, like the last one, I want them to play more of this game. Don't get to laugh this hard as often anymore.
Just a clarification on the first card. The temple garments have zero inherent power to protect against evil. They are meant to serve as a symbol of the promises made by the wearer to basically obey the commandments of God. As long as they keep their promise, do good things, and strive to be honest to goodness kind-hearted individuals, they won't be affected by evil. I know, it's a pretty wild concept, but there you have it.
Im sad that you guys have such a wonderful channel with all these amazing people in it and somehow even by breaking yourself everyday to make original content like this, you still don’t get as much suscribers as you deserves in my opinion. Really hope you guys keep up the amazing work you are making for us few viewers you have on this channel :) !
I think the 90% question at around 22:00 meant that the crimes would nearly halve, not go from 100% to 10%. (Like, getting 100% more cash means you double what you get, etc) Although I could be wrong.
It's called Trumpism, though I think they still haven't officially gotten the designation as a religion. A shame too since it would do away with the whole "taxes" thing.
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28:26 Probably the single best line from James ever
Best cow chop quotes this year
James had it in his mouth tho a couple episodes ago
St. Lucia has about 80% African heritage though, so the game is yet again that guy in class going "technically..."
I hate that guy. He never shuts up.
Technically... he does shut up, because he has to listen to what the other person is saying before saying "Technically..."
Not Stephen Hawking
Technically he’s only half listening cause he’s forming the argument while they’re speaking so they can say “technically...”
@@idkanymoretbh5452 Still, even if he's only half-listening, technically that means that he's not talking, so he does indeed shut up regardless
These replies, 👍
Right or Racist
Meet the Cast:
Kratos from God Of War PS4
Discount Ninja
Bin Laden with Trump wig
Semi Russian wanna be cowboy with white hat
Semi-Russian TWINK wannabe cowboy with white hat.
FTFY.
That's scarily accurate lol
Rufus Bin laden with trump wig made me laugh out loud
0:20 Jesus christ that came outta nowhere X]
Not really given the show.
That's why he said holy shit
When the next vigilante video coming dad?
He no dad, only one papa, en papa Franku
21:50 the most legendary laugh known to man
Right or Racist : Despite being only 13% of the population...
THAT'S RIGHT BRÖTHER
@Curtis Sims Shut the hell up you ignorant fuck, before you make a statement do some research and educate yourself. Also make sure that your statememt is a fact, not racist.
JeanSlitsYa this has to be sarcasm please
@@jeaniusxz oh the irony
@@nullify00 oh the unoriginal unneeded responses
Finally, they're not doing characters anymore, just their true selves
2:00 - 2:10
~7 F-bombs, ~10 Profanities overall in ten seconds
Holy shit, that's a record
Honestly, those cards that are like "HAHA NO IT'S 36 NOT 35!" ruin the game.
Yay thank God, they made another one of these. Please have a part 3.
The specific number ones are real bad. For a 50/50 scenario it should be a "higher or lower" situation.
If I was playing the game, I'd prefer to say right/racist in response to something being greater than or less than a value instead of this game's method of "lol instead of 10% it's 10.1% hahaha moron".
"Over 50% of MALE salons..." good job on that editing lol
Alec is the most cowchop out of all the other guys you've had through the door.
No
@@XxTaskyxX Thanks for the insightful reply. You explained your point and opinion magnificently. That persuasive charm you have almost made me reconsider.
Maybe?
yes@@XxTaskyxX
Jacob, Trevor, joe, and Aaron were better
This needs to be a consistent weekly feature! Its fantastic to see you squirm in your seats like the 90% murder rate question!
The tabletop games are my absolute favorite
That's all they do silly!
has anyone else noticed a lot of the words on the cards of this game are misspelled? lmfao what is this
I was thinking that earlier... It's really not a good look for this game. Like how can you expect the facts to be accurate if they barely seem to be able to construct sentences in the English language.
Cubulation “male salons”
Whoever edits the videos must be doing the grammar mistakes, there were multiple instances where the guys said it correctly even though the card that appeared on the screen was wrong.
They look like the village people. Lol you should do a YMCA video after this.
Man this game loves making the distinction between wrong and right extremely pedantic.
1:20 “Escaped west to form cowchop” holy shit is this canon??
Lore
I’m viet and yes a lot of viet people own a nail salon place. It’s like a traditional path for us lol, no lie. “If me going to college doesn’t work, then ima do nails”
Brett looks like if the Village People did a fusion dance and became a single ultimate lifeform
29:10
Okay, I totally heard that as “You backpack a broad” and thought that was a sex term I was unaware of. Then realized he meant “backpack abroad” and that really changed the meaning of that sentence.
17:50 This part is pure fucking gold
lmao at 11:04 alec thought it said "nail" when it said "male"
I saw it too 🤭
@@severedtulips7641 yeah because I noticed two other grammar fuck ups too
Have you ever heard of a "Male Salon"?
Ben Dover That’s essentially just a barber. Not too far-fetched.
yeah @@goonsquad_official they're called barbers
St. Lucia is 95% African though. Fuck this fucking game.
I like how the music gets louder when they discuss more controversial stuff lol
Some of the grammatical errors I see on the cards that pop up on the screen are obvious, but remind me that all the people in Cow Chop are only human. And I respect that.
What is monetization?
A fairy tale
Ive got ads watching it (knock on wood)
TABLETOP GAME YEAHH BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
"1 out of 4 men have erectile dysfunction"
*counts all 4 at the table and wonders who had a soft hotdog*
Brett
James
"Fled West to form Cow Chop."
28:12 lmao dude
"I love when you fart in my mouth baby"
"Was that you or the card?"
"Both"
That whole bit at 28:00 had me laughing so hard I ended up in the ER because of my heart condition.
I'm pretty sure it was worth it.
Making fun of different races is fine, it's only racist when you claim to be superior
A lot of people don't understand that about the word. Which I get, cuz I don't use it correctly either.
Yes! thank you!
Shades it depends on you’re environment you dingus
A lot of the time in making fun of different races, you're assuming a position of superiority.
It depends on what you mean “making fun of” because it could easily cross into the realm of thinking one is better than the other.
Even though this game has some shitty questions, like the last one, I want them to play more of this game. Don't get to laugh this hard as often anymore.
This is great. You guys should consider doing another video roasting each other
Why is aleks dressed as AH Jeremy's character from GTA V
Male salon ?
as a natural blonde from ohio these facts please me
Madison Blegh
Except for the in bed one lol. Apparently brunettes got u beat.
Just a clarification on the first card. The temple garments have zero inherent power to protect against evil. They are meant to serve as a symbol of the promises made by the wearer to basically obey the commandments of God. As long as they keep their promise, do good things, and strive to be honest to goodness kind-hearted individuals, they won't be affected by evil. I know, it's a pretty wild concept, but there you have it.
last time i was this early, cow chop wasnt creatures 2.0 and actually had people who were funny in the cast
The $5 sucky sucky thing was a full metal jacket reference I think
Along with "me love you long time".
Brett: What do you think is the best hair color for sexual prowess?
James: Redhead.
Me: I see you are a man of culture.
Got an ad promoting to end immigration, y'all are doing great
Im sad that you guys have such a wonderful channel with all these amazing people in it and somehow even by breaking yourself everyday to make original content like this, you still don’t get as much suscribers as you deserves in my opinion. Really hope you guys keep up the amazing work you are making for us few viewers you have on this channel :) !
That’s exactly how to handle the cats vs. dogs debate
23:22 I bet every man said false, I know I did lol
I’m female and I said false lol
Last time I was this early, James didn't get betrayed by the ramp.
yay, love this, hope there's more of this coming
Fuck, I thought Trevor was back but it was James looking like Trevor.
Ads on a Cow Chop video? Unheard of, at least you boys are getting monetization on a video god bless
Yeah man, Brett watches Better Call Saul! 😂👌
I think the 90% question at around 22:00 meant that the crimes would nearly halve, not go from 100% to 10%. (Like, getting 100% more cash means you double what you get, etc)
Although I could be wrong.
fabian gonzalez regardless that’s still a ton
So that’s why they call it Brazilian fart porn
15:07 I watched a episode of magic School bus when they went to Africa -😂😂😂
when even is bretts constume?
Where do they find these card games at? Need help from fellow comment section
James is halarious in these
When you realise that Trevor could come to cow chop for a spring break special...
20:20 me and Alec on the same page
Man I bet James wasn't expecting to fuck himself up on skateboard a couple days later
Who ever the editors are for the channel just wanna say great job with the editing 👌
It said male salon on screen not nail salon?
Im surprised this videos doesn't have a lot of dislikes
What's with all the gosh darn typos on them cards?
I got so happy because James looked like Trevor
James is gold
A new vid, awesomeeee gonna buy some merch soon
You totally should. The shirts are sooooo soft. #notsponsored
13:55 THE BABY SONG IS BACK
James role-playing Trevor.
You can make a religion out of this
pls dont
It's called Trumpism, though I think they still haven't officially gotten the designation as a religion. A shame too since it would do away with the whole "taxes" thing.
Out of anything really
The Trusty Sidekick 😐
what are the chances that my uni was mentioned in this vid
Anyone else think that was Trevor in the thumbnail for a second?
I know what I’m doing if I don’t get into med school
What the fuck is with all the typos on these cards? It's like they typed them out on their phones and shipped it.
Sponsored by Crystal Geyser bottled water.
Am i the only one noticing that the cards popping up on the screen usually are fucked up, and not spelled correctly or the wording is messed up lol
4:04 yeet, I'mma red head
It's already been said a couple times, but some of those cards had terrible grammar and logic.
5:19 when does Cow Chop get on million dollars but
I like how the card, although confirming a fact, is racist in the remark. 🤣
I laughed so hard, I went dizzy.
4:20 joker appears
they were sponsored by HIMS at one point they all better have gotten that ED card right lol
you know, I wish it was another social deception game, or even them going back to the ones they already played, but this is okay.
Atheism isn't a religion...
It didn't say nail salon. It said MALE salon.
For a second the thumbnail looked like aaron and trevor
Answer is Brett.
What does pc mean?
Alec is my spirit animal.
i was gonna say something about bookworm adventures deluxe, but I didn't want to put that image into my head.
shit.
8:43
HAHAHAHAHAH
You've never been on reddit i see.
Thought it was trevor in the thumbnail
Lol I almost thought James was Trevor, I miss that guy...
Was that an Ashley Madison ad?
im from brazil and never heard of this wippler app wtf i searched and this shit dont even exist here
Wow, nice video guys!
I thought Trevor was gonna be in this video when I saw the thumbnail
24:32 holy dubstep dude :O