Swanologues - The Best of Ron Swanson the only remaining one
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Swanologues (n.) The scintillating art of a Ron Swanson Monologue and additional trailblazing Swanson moments. Celebrate one of TV's most iconic mustaches.
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"So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake!"
Matheus Medeiros take a walk
KucklePuff "Ok"
“Take a walk Ron” “yep”
I wish people said shit like that in real life more often.
The cake is a lie!
"He's a grown man. Fishing isn't that hard."
Matt Kenney it really isn't
@@redrambler2000 Exactly
It's pretty goddamn easy
Ron said it best "Fish meat is a vegetable"
Devon Satchell fishing is fun because i get to kill something
“There’s a sign that says ‘do not drink the sprinkler water’ so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection” I understand Ron more than anything in that scene
I thought it was "some tea"
@@alexandererwin2005 nope
I would swerve away too
Proper answer to that lady should be " so you confess that you drink the water with a warning says don't drink. I have to open a suitcase, cause you drink goverment property"
@@kamilfatihpehlivan8124 true but the swerving is funnier
"I faked 4 our of the 7!"
"So did I."
Legend
How does a guy even do that haha
@@orppranator5230 exactly was thinking the same :D
Orppranator he is ron ulysses swanson. do not question him
What a chad
@@orppranator5230 just make the right noises and faces and don’t let her see the condom afterwards
My favorite isn't included in this video: "There has been a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats."
I use that one all the time. "Do you want a salad?" "That's what my food eats."
I didn't shave it off, it rubbed off, from friction
@@willjones455 gross... yeck... 🤢
@@flowergirl9999 lmao
"Her daughter is an idiot! Her daughter is an idiot!"
Ron's giggle is the funniest thing ever.
“Hehehaha ANDY WAIT UP!” is hilariously adorable
That's his real-life laugh too.
Ron’s the guy you’d expect to not laugh at anything but I think he laugh’s the most out of any one in the show,
Omg yes. Drunk Ron and giggle Ron is the best
A "libertarian" giggle, no less, lol. I think his giggle is the funniest as well!
I appreciate that this video starts with him saying "we'll be out of here in a tight 15" and it is 14:50 long. I doubt that was intentional, but I like how upfront it is.
I read this imagining it being said by Ron Swanson
good catch!
As a video editor, something like that would be intentional.
I love how the title says “the only one remaining”
Implying that Ron Swanson has killed all of those named Ron Swanson
I think he simply absorbed all other swansons because his consciousness is the most dominating.
he’s every ron swanson the infinite ron the TRUE ron
This man embodies everything I hold sacred.
Thomas H. Thanks!
Read it. Know it. Live it.
Thomas H. I'm having it illuminated on Vellum...
That is wise. Did you harvest the vellum from the sheep yourself or did you plan to use ...... store bought vellum.
Thomas H. Using store bought vellum would be to dishonor whatever is placed upon it. I'm clubbing the sheep to death after lunch.
"Put in a token ,look at a duck."
-Ron Ulysses Swanson
Hey that information is redacted
So do you have any tokens??
“The only type of witness I enjoy being is a hostile one” damn what a man
This is testosterone as a person.
He’s the goal
It's a way of life
This man needs a spinoff series
like joey
id watch it. they also need to make a full length threat level midnight film
that has a risk factor of getting old real quick.
Yeah, Hanson and Swanson, a rugged politician and a lovely nurse, now partners in crime fighting
No. Why do you people not understand what's so likable about ron??? Isn't it obvious that his secrecy, obsession with privacy and the fact that we don't see him a lot make up everything that is Ron swanson?! There is NO WAY a spinnoff series would work without others to be the main characters for ron to interact with.
If every American were like Ron Swanson, we would be unstoppable.
Kyle Stamps Attempting to imagine a woman like Ron Swanson. It might be good...
Inimagine her name would be Rhonda Swanson and her mustache would be... elsewhere.
I love ron although I do like bananas but other then that he's my role model
Panzer Marx There's a movie coming out about her. It's going to be called "Wonder Woman."
Kyle Stamps You would want a privatized park :[
He’s a weird mix of adorable, hilarious, admirable, intimidating, distant and wholesome. It’s so strange and he’s my favorite character
By far! The only reason I watch the show.
Well you forgot narcissistic, shallow, and arrogant... gotta keep it real. He wouldn't be funny if he weren't also a prick of a human being.
When he's playing football with Andy and giggling like a child😂😂
@@Zeuts85 You know this man does not exist and you don't need to sound so pissed about this fictional character
@@CurtisD01 he probably didn't get hugged enough as a small child....
Ron and the round desk is one of my absolute favorite scenes from any sitcom ever.
Sir! Sir?! 🤣🤣🤣
🏃♀️Sir Are You Aware That, There Is Waste..In Your Water System🤣🤣
It's a mockumentory I think
Nick Offerman plays the perfect "I'm so tired of this shit" personality.
Nickoli Lion im watching the series again for the first time since airing. Holy fuck. I forgot how amazing this show is.
Stanley Hudson
That woman in the last clip is such a fantastic actress. The lines are so ridiculous, but I totally believed it. Tell me you can't imagine her coming into your place of work and complaining about something like that.
Truly, because at my job I have to deal with idiots like that every single day. I work in a food business and I've had customers walk in asking the most idiotic question, tried to make up their own flavors and just be flat out rude because they show up 2 min before we close and are just shocked that we ran out of an item they wanted. Mind you, I work at a cupcake shop.
Lia Hansen I love that lady!
Sir? Sir are you listening to me sir? *starts jogging*
I wonder if she drank sun tea with that mayo-less sandwich
I've been around people, so I don't have to imagine. I've experienced it first hand.
The joy in Ron’s voice when he says ‘Andy, wait up!’ after the car alarm goes off gets me every time
And the laughing 😂 😆
Favorite
Best ever!!
Who else wants to look closer at that Swanson Pyramid of Greatness?
I worked in a mine in Wyoming and they had the pyramid of greatness in one of the offices
Louden Brickley that’s beautiful
I have the Swanson pyramid of greatness hanging in my garage. Looking at it makes me feel more like a woman because I'm not man enough to be a Swanson. That scares me alot.
Me
It hangs in the bedroom of my cousin.
I love the Ron/April-Father/Daughter relationship... It's like they have an unspoken, similarity or understanding of each other, yet, neither of them are willing to acknowledge it! Adorably awesome!!!
Love it too!
"Good girl."
I hadn’t seen really anything of the series when I watched this, and I thought she was his daughter at first 🤣🤣🤣
Then his father/son dynamic with Andy.
Ron Swanson is the manliest man ever to be given to mankind.
LAWLZY560 Hes the bastard son of Teddy Roosevelt and Chuck Norris
You clearly have not hear of Jason Momoa
Men aren't "given", son! They are forged in the hellfire of life and tempered against bitches like my ex-wife Tammy.
Look up Peter Freuchen and his shit knife.
@@MexicanEagl80 And you have probably not heard of Don Fry
His mustache deserves an oscar
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Are the scissors broken in your house son ..😂😂😂😂
Nope, that kid will never ascend the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
"You had me at meat tornado"
I love that line. I also want one.
Kunt Destroyer
A z
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Kunt Destroyer it Literally killed guy last year
Did it look like Ron ordered TWO of them? I see two containers on his desk while Andy only has one.
@@KEVMAN7987 Are you sure you can survive?
at 5:53 I totally thought that was Andy giggling until I heard "Andy wait up!" hahahah
Right when I was watching this I felt like they added that Andy wait up thing just so you would know
@@switchunboxing yeah kinda sounds edited in
Lmao same
It's his real laugh too which makes it so much better ahahah
hahaha omfg i laughed even harder when i heard him say "Andy Wait up!" 😂🤣
Ben: “We need to cut expenditures by 32%”
Ron: “Lets make it an even 40”
Ben: “Oh that’s not necessary”
Ron: *Fist in the air* “Slash it Slash it”
Gets me every time 😂
Can I hear 99%?
The best Ron scene was when April said “if you think that’s weird type your address into google earth” & it cuts to Ron throwing his entire computer in the dumpster 😂
The fact that Ron Swanson and Nick Offerman are actually similar to each other makes this show just that much better
Ryan Grant except on political ideology
Except Ron is implied to be a Republican and Nick is a declared Democrat, like any other mainstream actor. Great actor, shit political views
@@HolkHugan if you want to get into the nitty gritty of the deep parks and recs lore he considers himself a libertarian and that it shouldn't be identified in terms of Liberal or Conservative
A Libertarian can lean to either the Left or Right.
I myself am a Libertarian, but lean towards some Right Conservative views
So not only does this thing exist, but you have deprived everyone of cake.
That was my favourite line.
Lmaooo
Take a walk ron
"fish meat is practically, a vegetable"
Amen
Yeah thats why we got surf and turf.
“Andy wait up” legit killed me
Why didn't they call Ron's sleeping disorder "Fightmares"??? :o
Tom probably did. According to him, Jerry had a "Fart attack".
420 likes! HAHAHAHA!
I like pancakes!
They're not nightmares if Swanson is winning....
Because they aren’t nightmares unless he’s losing.
"Are the scissors broken in your house son?" LFMAO
"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
"did they ask you to bring a vegetable loaf or a cake?"
''a cake but this is so much healthier"
"so not only does this thing exist but now you have deprived everyone of CAKE!"
Ron is my spirit animal
FUCKING asswipe depriving us of cake and shit.
“Take a walk, ron”
What kind of evil monster deprives the people of cake
The way he delivered the "does this thing exist" was superb. A perfect balance of confused and angry, with a hint of disgusted.
The rotating desk gets me every time XDDD
I live in Indianapolis and was saddened by the fact that thats not a real steakhouse
Yeah but you got St. Elmo's which is the best in the damn world
One of the greatest gifts i ever received was from my wife (then girlfriend) when she got me a giant poster of the Swanson Pyramid of Excellence. It hangs in our room to this day.
I know its a lot, but you gotta tell us what it says from bottom to top.. cuz that's how pyramids are built.
Ron Swanson hates liars. He hates skim milk, which is water lying about being milk.
WHY IS THAT QUOTE NOT IN THE VIDEO????. Oh yeah; Ron Swanson couldn't care less.
The constitution is the only thing that matters. If I don't even knownyour name then I won't even take it personally. Amen.
But he lied about 4/7 of his orgasms...
@@davidtucker9498 Yes but remember he was under Tammy's power at the time
RUclips has made me remove parts 1 & 3, so enjoy part 2 until they ask me to lose it. Thanks to everyone who watched the videos. Support this great show.
Oh, jeez. I was just about to search for part 3..
4FootTech sorry there's nothing I can do. I think it's dumb, but what can I say to them? I'm not making profit from this, the amount of people that have said "I started watching the show because of this" is amazing. I'm giving it free promotion and they made me delete the vids.
VishalHussain Ya i might start watching this now
Have you tried uploading them to Dailymotion or Vimeo?
@@VishalHussain
Why, though? What reason do they give?
I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department... and that includes the men.
hahaha I was looking for this comment
Tom once called himself a redneck and I disagreed with him, not because of his race, but because he owned a pocket square collection.
Tony Torres gay
As am I.
Yeah I like how they show Ron's flaws as well as his strengths. He's stubborn and set in his ways, and sometimes that shows his ignorance.
"Here's mine. It's a hamburger made out of meat, on a bun, with nothing. Add ketchup if you want, I couldn't care less."
and it probably DID taste better tbf😂😂
@@austin-on4rk it did
“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Love it!
i'm worried what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs
I was staying at my parent's place a couple years ago for the holidays, and my mom asked me what I wanted for breakfast. That's exactly what I told her. She didn't get the reference.
"So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake" best line. lol
fish meat is practically a vegetable
If I wanted to be an American citizen(I'm Filipino) I think I want a Ron Swanson to teach me how to be one.
"Keep an open mind, listen to your teachers and read all the books you can" That is probably some of the best life advice you can get as a child. No pushing in any direction.
are the scissors broken in your house son?!
Absolutely love that scene
"The sign said 'Do not drink the water' So I made Sun tea with it" LOL
***** My ears and closed-captioning heard Sun tea
'Sun tea' is tea made using water that's been let out in the sun to heat up. That's what makes it funny.
Seth Johnson Right? If she boiled the water she got from the sprinkler system she wouldn't have gotten an infection.
Sun tea. That's hilarious. I missed that.
Sums up what civil servants have to deal with on a daily basis pretty well.
Can we just all appreciate that there is a category literally just called "old wooden sailing ships" on his pyramid.
"I have sleep fighting"
"That must be terrible"
*"Only when I'm losing"*
One of the funniest lines.
This is seriously one of the best characters on tv. I seriously love how unashamed he is to be himself.
Ron Swanson needs to adopt me.
Chelsea England he has so many sons, it's so beautiful
Youren not man enough
12:10 Ron has the look of the proudest father at that moment with April
" Son, you should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee, drink this now. " Me to any other adult human being.
I once worked with a guy for 3 years and I never learned his name. Best friend I've ever had.
"We still never talk sometimes"
Ron Swanson for President
You want Swanson to head the federal government? The one thing he hates?
@@victorcoolboy2009 yes so he can destroy it
The tooth pulling was the first episode I ever watched, and I knew I was going to love this show.
Imagine if Ron Swanson met Hank Hill. That could happen.
Now that's a political platform I would vote for.
@@voiceofreason1208 I tell you what
no. Hank loves america and government to much =/
@@arnoldduran4953 hank hill also doesn't like certain aspects of government like social workers and such I think Ron would convince him that the parks department is lame as a true man
@@ezracasillas6568 Ron is more akin to Dale politically, but closer to Hank in everything else. Hank loves filling out forms, writing his congressmen, town hall meetings, everything Ron hates
"Best friend I ever had. We still never talk, sometimes" haha How can you not love Ron Swanson? Parks and Recs is one of the funniest show on TV
😍
When it comes to government hearings, the only type of witness I enjoy being is a hostile one.
Are we done here?
Would you?
Would I have stayed if I knew that?
Oh you know Latin?
"There's a sign in the park that says don't drink the sprinkler water, so I made tea with it, and now I have an infection."
This guy is a national treasure.
Our government should take care of him.
I can listen to him all day
Long live Swanson!!
that last clip was freaking hilarious
Why would someone drink the water when there's a sign that says don't drink it?
God why does this guy not have his own spinoff?! It would jump to top 5 shows immediately. They should call Legend of Ron, or just RON. I would love it.
“I’m not interested in caring about people”
This man is very much me, my friend told me I sound like him, thank you Eden .
I've never watched this show, but now I think I might have to.
U might become an addict! Like me. I can only take him in short bursts of pure joy. For hours on end.
We're in season 6 on netflix now. Friggin' awesome show and I am, indeed, hooked.
ronarprfct4C i hope you have
Absolutely. It’s the best
@@ronarprfct4C I bet you got choked up on the very last episode...And If you rewatch the whole series again, even though you know how it ends, When Ron and Leslie meet in that park you will again...It's just beautiful...:)
oh god that last bit had me in tears
Every single Ron moment is absolutely hilarious. But the way he turns in that round table is just pure comedy genius. That lady talking about a sign and that now she is sick. Haha is like the cherry on the cake that is that scene.
4:39 when he says "we stil never talk sometimes," with that smile 😂
I love Ron Swanson he's the voice of reason.
my fave is the "son are your scissors broken in your home?"
ashley doan “are your scissors broken in your home son?”**
Swanson for president 2020
"my office now"
"But I don't work for you"
"Don't care"
Actually considering watching this show because I relate to this character very much.
It's why I started watching lmao
Ari S
CrystalJupiter This is exactly why forcing the removal of the clips is fucking RETARDED! Watching the 1st Ron clips was why I started watching as well, now I'm all caught up and a huge fan! RUclips fucks itself again.
same...
wait, wait.. I worry what you just heard was 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, "give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have," do you understand?
"You had me at meat tornado" 🍗🥩🥓🍔🍖🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
When Ron looses it and laugh uncontrollably and giggles like a schoolgirl. That is the purest sound of joy
"I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men" LOLL
I think I just cried. Mainly because of the "Why didn't that sandwich have mayonnaise?" That happens, seriously.
Particularly loved the bacon and eggs, the vegan bacon, the vegetable loaf, and the ferris wheel section.
This man is glorious.
the world needs more of this show, and of this great man.
I'm sure he would scoff at the notion, but I just learned that Ron Swanson is my spirit animal. When I grow up, I want to be him.
Oh how I miss Ron Swanson! What an amazing character!
He's not always right, but he's always alpha.
Frickin love it.
Ron swanson is a gift to humanity
When he taught the girl about govment lol
And she signed her original paper.. Hes like, this could go down in history.
"Nature is amazing"
Raging Kiwi TV oh yeah yeah
LMFAO "Last night I faked four out of the seven!" Ron:*hmm*" So did I."
Geez everything about the scene at 10:14 is golden, the reactions, Ben running out of the room, Leslie's repetitive NONONONONO and of course Tom fainting 🤣
“So did I” coolest line he ever said
Dear everyone. Thank you for watching this video.
Parks and Recreation came to an end today, and it was a moving, fitting finale for Ronald Ulysses Swanson and the Pawnee gang. I hope everyone who watched this video watched the show.
Tell your friends, let it live on in immortality by enjoying it after a perfect run. So many things came together to make this show what it was. A perfect storm, if you will.
To Harris Wittles, who wrote a lot of this, RIP. To Nick Offerman, thank you for making such a brilliant character, to Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Chris Pratt, Aziz Ansari, Retta, Jim O'Heir, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Billy Eichner, Jay Jackson, Mo Collins, Ben Schwartz and all the rest of the Parks and Rec crew, guest stars, everything. Thank you for a beautiful show. You will be missed. But I will do re-watches of episodes every year, I know this.
It was by far one of the most heartfelt and well thought out finales of all time. I was left with a full feeling of satisfaction.
Thanks for posting man, great video! Parks and Rec is definitely a modern classic, even though they wrapped up I watch episodes all the time, they just get better every time I watch lol
***** so true - I remember seeing the promo's with Amy P. in the Pit and thinking ok ill watch this since it comes on after 30 Rock. I remember thinking nothing would ever be better than 30 Rock, but I swear after like the 2nd season or so, I was looking forward to watching Lesile Knope more than Liz Lemon, AND BY NO MEANS AM I Saying 30 Rock sucked bc that was comedic genius too, but I never thought Parks & Rec would ever "literally" (C. Trager) hold such a dear place in my heart.
VishalHussain That's why we have dvds.
VishalHussain You forgot Li'l Sebastian!
This guy is my hero
He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve.
Jackmono1 Only because we are not yet ready to bask in his awesomeness.
Finished the series today. I felt so sad knowing there was no more Ron Swanson to watch. He will live forever in my heart.
Everyone needs a Ron Swanson in their life...
Capitalism: gods way of finding out who is smart and who is poor hahaha, wish they had more stuff about the Ron Swanson pyramid of greatness.
You can buy a t shirt with the pyramid on the store!!
@Drake Pryce Indeed they do.
the tooth scene is brilliant
"I haven't had lunch since yesterday"
His dance simply calms my soul❤️❤️