EVERYONE'S GETTING RICH EXCEPT FOR YOU | I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2018
- Loot Boxes are ALL THE RAGE!! So why not make a game that captures the EXTREME SATISFACTION of opening loot boxes in a safe space so you can save your money!
Open Some BOXES ► store.steampowered.com/app/733...
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Game: This is a box
Mark: Dear God
Game: There is more
Mark: Nooo
I have done nothing but (open loot crates) for three days straight.
I love tf2 references :)
Mark: Question
YT: What's your question mark?
Mark: I opened loot boxes
YT: You did what?!
@@elementkingaming1947 how many
Mark: ive done nothing but open loot boxes for 3 days straight
Any questions?
*Mark raises hand*
Yes, you can open the box...
YAAAAY
Beginning: i was never a fan of these
End: give me SKIN
Them likes😎
And he never re-embraced this line of thinking again
End: I need more money! Give me moreeee
Out of context it sounds... Weird
True
Moral of the story: NEVER bring mark to a casino
Mark, holding the dealer at knifepoint: I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GALAXY CARDS. WHERE ARE THE GALAXY CARDS?!
@@quinn9841 mark, going apeshit at the slots: GIVE ME 3 SEVENS YOU PEICE OF METAL SHIT
Confirmed
He will make you and him go completely bankrupt
Ummm if I go into a casino with Mark and he has zero coinage and he leaves with 126M coinage, I WILL FOREVER GO TO THE CASINO WITH MARK😂
"Give me the good stuff"
"Shut up give it to me"
"I can't keep going"
"I have to stop"
"I have a problem, please help me" (Cc Dolan)
"I'll keep going"
"I feel so beautiful"
"I'm so happy"
"I can't stop"
Thank you for watching drugs with Markiplier
"I have a problem help me please" lol
@@Lixthebug were do you think I should add that part
@@Vladit0r in between "I have to stop" and "I'll keep going".. lol
@@Lixthebug there you go
@@Vladit0r lol yass
Right after the video ended it showed me an add for stopping addictions
You wanna see a sick addiction try clap without slap
NOT CRIPPLING ADDICTIONS!!!
lol i had one to help impeach trump
Looooooooooooooool
What is your profile pic
I, personally, have never seen someone get so excited about garbage cans.
Evil Boobookin Have you ever witnessed a Jake pauler waiting for a new video. It's the same concept.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HOME?!?
Evil Boobookin I was about to comment that but totally agree
Well seeing you’ve never dated someone
No need to be rude. Buuut yeah, what Big Gay said.
"How i traded a trashcan for an interdimensional chest"
I can’t tell if he’s acting or not...
And that’s really disconcerting
Acting, if he really wanted help he wouldn’t ask the comments section, he would ask amy or someone
@@aaron9322 dude that's what I call an r/whoooosh
He has ADHD. This is just how it is sometimes.
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice yep it's shiny, rewarding, flashy, and a little loud
It's like jiggling keys
@@thatoneguywiththevoice328 my favorite!
The worst part of this video is that i actually want to play this game now...
Joseph Harkins Same it’s dangerous
I want to play it so bad... and there’s a link in the description.... it’s just one click away... I need help.
same
Listen... I did it... I ended up getting all unlockables for all items in one sitting... -_-
@@0Reaper6 i mean, to be fair.... it *is* quarantine. i believe you get a pass for this.
The thing that gets me to come back to this video sometimes is how Mark's laughs and voice become more and more desperate, twisted, and maniacal as time goes by until about the 14½ mark. Amazing.
agreed
The like-to-comment ratio on this confuses me. 1.1k likes, 2 replies.
Just like a gambling addict
Ya you right
Yes
These guys do NOT like overwatch
This is the
“f*ck this game”
-played 10k hours
Kind of hate
New title: Mark slowly loses his mind to the point of insanity.
"WOAH!!! LOOK AT THAT TRASH CAN!!! IT'S A LEGENDARY!!!"
-Markiplurr 2018
AAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHSSHHSJSJSHSSHSHSSSHHSHHHSHSHSJSJJSJ uhh........someone help .....
*Markiplier
Aramireu Jo It's a LordMinion777 reference.
Markiplurrrrier**
Dr. Game
That's my skill level in any game
'*_legendary trash_*'
Why have a social life when I can watch a man nearly a decade older than me develop a crippling addiction to opening boxes
same tho same
Hope preach it
Yep same 👌
Hope P R E A C H
My entertainment life depends grown men confusingly screaming into microphones.
I have no regraets
Yas that was in purpose
12:20 close your eyes and just try not to think of anything dirty
um... 👁👄👁
It goes on till 12:44 XD
"I was so close"
Mark saying “hey now” and me saying “don’t try this” reminds me that I’m still sad. Memento Mori, Unus Anus. We were there.
We all are momento mori my friend
I miss it memento mori
unus...
A n u s ?
@@bystand_r Yes.
Memento Mori, Unus Annus
Everytime Mark sees a legendary in this video
Mark:I don't need it
Mark:I don't need it
Mark:I don't need it
**Mark sees a really really cool legendary**
Mark: *I NEED IT!*
It's like that one SpongeBob episode
@@TripleBeee I Read your comment and could hear from somewhere in the back of my mind "I NEED IT" in Spongebobs voice lol
Lol
@@TripleBeee I looked at the comments knowing someone would have said that xD
I can hear the sponge bob meme just reading this.
"i cant keep doing it... or ill be here forever... ok i'll keep going" markiplier 2018
Minecrafter50 gaming Me when I’m browsing porn
O my gosh he sounds like a gambler
That's The point lol
This is exactly what I say when watching his videos
Minecrafter50 gaming good comment
14:34 This is the happiest I’ve seen Mark in a long time. Of course he’s doing great in general but the pure unbridled crazed joy warms my heart.
Nearly 2 years later. I still return, this is still one of my favorite markiplier videos.
Hello me from one year ago, its me from one year after. I have something important to tell you. You return.
@@papafrogproductions918 it is time to return.
"I can't do it. I can't keep playing this game, I must stop."
me: *looks at time left in video* 5 more minutes left...
me: *squints*
*a box on a box in a treasure chest* : *appears*
mark: *ignores*
*a box on a box on a box with a box on a box in a treasure chest* :*appears*
mark: *moans*
Well he clearly doesn't ignore it...
was the moan in any way sexually oriented?
@@shadeindustries2008 yes
r/tihi
@@shadeindustries2008 why wouldnt it be
Marks slow decent into madness all shown in just 17 min. A new record.
Also
“I have a problem, yes I do. I have a problem, HOW BOUT YOU?!”
My entire life in 2 sentences.
I think this is Mark's slow decent into insanity. His maniacal laughter is freaking creepy.
Samidoesstuff omg ik rn😂
He is getting skin insanity.
Getting over it broke him
H33R wE GoOO0000090000000101101110q0q1011011101011101111101011102010010000100!!!!? ' w'
exactly
Plot twist: Markiplier is trying to get us addicted so he can flex on us with his _animoos_
I don't know why but his maniacal energy was giving me real "I love senpai yes I do!" vibes.
30 years in the future in a mental hospital during a School tour:
Teacher: This kids is what addiction looks like. See how he continually repeats the same action for hours on end hoping for one very specific result with no real reward. He will spend all his money to achieve his 'goal' and will not be pleased until then. At one time the entire planet was plauged with this affliction"
Mark: "GIMME THE SPACE BOX! I WANT THE BOX! KEEP OPENING OTHER BOXES TO GET MORE BOXES! I WILL SPEND EVERYTHING FOR THE BOX!"
Tiny space tim
*Gimme* *The* *Space* *Box*
I am not sure whether that's good acting or Mark going bat shit crazy, either way it is a convincing and outstanding portrayal for loot box addicts.
Maybe till this day he still plays the games in secret...
ChuZheng Sun ITS S GREAT GAME EVERYONE IS ON MY NERVE ABOUT THIS
@@ilovehollowknightandultrakill maybe because people are scared you are going insane and thats why people are probably wanting to ensure your well being.
Are we sure mark was actually playing a game? Some of those noises sounded very...interesting
14:35 mark really starts losing his mind😂
"Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire" hell yeah some Metallica😂
I was like yo is he a metallica fan??
not "that" , it's "double"
@@blackmetalmetalistman05111 ?
I immediately paused the video to come to the comments when he said those sick opening lines from Fuel
I was looking for this comment haha
Remember, they are not loot boxes
They are "Suprise mechanics"
I've never seen anyone more amused by trash cans and cardboard boxes
Maddie Sadecki
I love that s vid and I agree with you.
Everyone's questioning his sanity and I'm over here trying to find the music(not the one where you play as a whale)
Mark's inner cat was coming out
So have you heard about Nintendo Labo yet?
lol same
15:24 replace "The Space One" with "The Jackpot" and this game has a whole other meaning lmao
I like how he started trying to get all the cute and cool looking accessories for his trashcans and cardboard boxes, and then near the end he starting selling everything he saw, only stopping the chaos when he notices a tiny box Tim, but then it just continues until there is nothing left.
“Guys I have to stop or else I will have an addiction”
Literally 5 minutes later...
“GIVE ME THE SPACE ONE, I KNOW YOU HAVE ONE IN YA!!!”
😂🤣
He got it, and returned from this pit of hell a happy man, that rarely happens but when it does it's a beautiful thing.
Rehab consultant: "So why are you here?"
Markiplier: "I'm addicted to trash cans. PLEASE HELP ME!!! "
"So youve been watching the Paul brothers I see, I think we can help you Mr Fishbach."
Your name hurts my brain and I like it
@@thegoob_2 It's a Doctor Who reference, but yeah it doubles as a difficult word to pronounce!
@@Raxacoricofallapatorius gang I’m sad I didn’t get it I watched all of doctor who lol
@@thegoob_2 It's the Planet of the Slitheen. The phrase gets tossed around in the 9th Doctor episodes "Aliens of London" and "World War Three".
14:50 And here, we can see Mark's decent into madness
Nobody:
Serial killers: 15:50
This felt more like a scientific study on the effect of loot boxes on the human mind
Therapist: Mark, we're here because we care about you, we're here to help you with your -
*looks at clipboard*
Therapist: Excessive Trash Can Gambling Addiction?
Mark: do you like my tiny boxes tim and my tinyer box tim I like boxes I have a problem how about you (insane voice) use money to buy more boxes to customize your box and sell them to buy more boxes
Oh mark you are crazy but is is so funny
XD
why is mark talking to the rapist tho
Cookedgitaur1973 yeeeeeeessssss
Markiplier: “I have everything I could ever want”
Pewdiepie: “B*tch, I want more!!
15:05 - Mark officially loses his mind (and that mid-sentence belch lol)
Is it bad that I laughed as Mark fell deeper and deeper into the depths of insanity
Probably, but I did too, soooo...
Try watching on 1.25, or even 1.5 speed if you're brave. Basically insanity multipliers
Alexander Alderson I felt the same way
Alexander Alderson You are not alone with that XD
I just watched it on 1.5 speed and I think I'm going insane as well
And Markiplier was never seen or heard from again....
They say that to this day he is still opening boxes....
*”Have you ever liked putting real life money into fake life things”*
My mother must like doing that.
i can feel the addiction running through my blood . . .
the developer of this game is a deity that has solved the human mind
here, you can see a wild markiplier becoming more and more insane as he clicks a button over and over
Emily P look at that pops a wild Markiplier! Can we see a wild Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie please!
Its like that video he made of him playing that clicking game on his phone lol
Hee Hoo
Irs like one of those things then you see a monkey get a banana
Holy shit that was the most intense unboxingvideo I've ever seen
JokerGoat :/
Bruh
"Look at my box. Everybody back home. Look at my box."
-Markimoo 2018
So this episode should be called: Watch Markimoo develop a gambling addiction.
Funny thing about the snake minigame, there are letters you collect along with the lootboxes that spell out the words "Pride" and "Accomplishment."
This was basically a video about Mark's transformation into a treasure goblin. Lmfao.
Valesskah - GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD!
"I have to stop"
*pauses video to see about 3 more minutes left*
sure mark.
this was actually quite mesmerising to watch and i want to watch it for ever.
We just witnessed a man go insane while opening boxes.
Welcome to the community of Overwatch :D
Eh, this wouldn't be the first time.
Kolby Harker this is what really what happens to people when they buy this
Madame Elsa this look just like the way the LB open up on overwatch
so true
"Popular RUclipsr has mental breakdown due to Lootbox addiction."
Fallen Corporation call the cops
Fallen Corporation yup
Jack sparrow is shouting " i got a jar of dirt" and mark is yelling I got a glowing box
14:40 : Markiplier goes insane from the amount of crates he's opened
I demand Galaxy Box Tim fanart.
Directionally Challenged Damn. If only I knew what he looked like.
Directionally Challenged yes sir, working on it sir
Yes please and thank you.
This is it guys! Mark has officially lost his mind!
How are you sure he hasn't lost it already and that this is only making it show more?
That useless thing got burnt out by hair dye and Mario rage. xD
It is alredy to late. I'm afraid. He lost his mind after he hit a lot of subs. But l agree with you on that. This is a new kind of crazy.
I thought he lost his mind in west of loathing
we all knew this day would come...
Come back to this so you have happiness again after pogostuck
So halrious when he burps then continues laughing. 15:14
The maniacal laughter... hes broken.
well i'm prettyyyy sure he lost it but meh.... just get use to it XD
Wynter The Blue Wolf you are so cute you are so good at this game
indrekivar Vaher umm thanks?
Wynter The Blue Wolf i worry about him and i love marks comment section
Wow this whole video is Mark slowly losing his mind and developing a crippling addiction to loot boxes 10/10 would recommend
Yeah, great vid
I was laughing like the entire time. I enjoyed seeing Mark so happy and laughing about this game. It really made my morning.
This video is a kind reminder that, even if you're trash, someone will care about you. You're legendary.
*Imagine if there are even more loot boxes after the treasure ones...*
he might never stop playing XD
DLC
Boiled Dimsdale mark would be there until the end of time and even farther
He could have tried to collect all boxes
you mean the Car expansion and the House update? LMAO😂 this game actually looks fun because loot boxes are fun to open but take forever to get unless you pay.
You can't believe its not gambling? I cant believe i spent 20 minutes watching you open fake loot boxes
Same as any other loot box
Every other video that’s overwatch opening 100 loot boxes and it doesn’t skip to the actual good ones
xx4444xxDOTexe I can’t believe you got 1k likes for a unhumorous comment.
@@Katonato Not wrong about that one
I can’t believe I bought this game
This is probably the cutest video of Mark I’ve ever seen 🤣 the way he lost his mind over the box on a box on a box in a treasure box
This video is 2 years old. I've seen mark go insane, but never as much as in this video. Truly terrifying.
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve finally broken him....
We’ve completely broken Mark with loot boxes....
What has he done...
Izz Science The demon boxes took his sanity
"We've completely broken mark with loot boxes...." NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY ~EA 2017
Izz Science this game is a hands on demonstration of how loot boxes make your body pump dopamine to get you to buy them
And the only part that keep that game from be the real lootbox-thing is the part that this don`t cost you real money Q.Q
We've found he's weakness!
"You know why he wants to win? So he has the money to keep losing."
-- Frank Perlin, _Owning Mahowny_
Dollar Dude woah
Deep
Nice quote
Really nice quote, I agree
Damn
Mark at the beginning: Normal game play, this is fine.
Mark at 15:38 : *Insane Laughter*
14:34 I honestly feared for your safety at this point. You have presented to us insanity at its finest. Doing the same thing expecting a different result: gambling
Today on My Strange Addiction
Im crying oh my god
XD 10/10 comment whould comment again
Next episode: jacksepticeye’s alcohol addiction
Third episode: MatPat's Diet Coke Addiction
(He also explained why people love loot boxes...)
XD
This is 17 minutes of mark opening loot boxes for his loot boxes.
And dont forget the maniacal laughtet
"So this game is basically tryna show you- *gets distracted by game* "
Me: what were you gonna say...ahh tell me
Mark: OH MY GOD IT'S A BOX INSIDE A BOX!!!!
(Mark's look of pure delight fills joy into my soul XD)
On the next episode of My Strange Addiction:
Isaiah Lichtman XD
So true
File this under 'Mark's descent into madness'
I see your profile pic, I see it
+Lisa Jones I'm happy you're not blind
idly me too
I like how you can watch as mark slowly goes more insane as the video progresses
I just watched a grown man act like a 3 year old when he cant have candy for dinner and i enjoyed every minute of it
Starts off with an important PSA message about the terrible implications of a lootbox-orientated game design.
Ends up being a live portrayal of the horrors of gambling addiction coming to fruition...
John Green I think that was the point. Lol, half was Mark purposefully overreacting and half was Mark being invested in the game itself for being so meta.
The next video is going to be Mark rocking himself in a corner with a laptop playing this game and gently mumbling to himself "gimme the good stuff". XD
Dauntless3788 I can't stop laughing bc of this
Lol yea probably.
At 16:22 you can see mark just go insane and complete lose all of his remaining sanity
Yeah loot boxes work as a marketing gimmick because it feels good to be rewarded and it feels good to take a piece of a vast treasure trove. This game is REALLY nice because it gives you that experience without making you pay for every box. It's the joy of looting without the corruption.
11:47 here you can see Markimoo accepting the position of Captain of The Rainbow Communism Rocket. What a responsibility.
that is so true
Not Communist (I thought that at first to) but the *gayest most Pride skin you could possibly get* he “had to have” the gay ship. He just had to.
I wasn't the only one who saw it
C O L O R I Z E D
Trinity De'val the communism sign is on top
the only reason this is actually fun is because you actually get more from the boxes than you buy it for, which is definitely not what happens with real lootboxes.
Even if each loot crate roll was say, one dollar, Mark would have had to have spent $166 to achieve... what, exactly?
Technically you never get anything. There is no real monetary value behind buying virtual trashcans.
Loot boxes are skinner boxes...
Exept worse becose you can't sell back your skins,
Gambling : makes you happy, and addicted, might win momey
Lootboxes: makes you happy and addicted, you can't ein money back
This is still, to this day, my favorite Markiplier video it's so great
Me: finds an anime with 300+ episodes
Also me: 13:50
Someone *PLEASE* make an animation using the audio
85% of his later gameplay of this is just him either him on the brink of orgasm, him falling deeper into his addiction or maniacal laughter... is it just me, or...?
Annie Carter Yeah just play it with your eyes closed and that’s what it is
Watched it with my eyes closed
GOD HELP ME
Watch this man be reduced to a blithering mess by trash cans and treasure chests.
Thanks Markiplier for showing how addictive this is.
Next Episode: Mark's Intervention
LightningHawk 88 that would be his deep space waifu vid XD
LightningHawk 88 ay thanks I take pride in that XD
hi my name is Cole and I like your comments
"I'm going to stop"
5 more minutes of Footage
And thus Mark succumbed to lootbox addiction
The fact that this is actually how loot boxes work is really sad lol. I am so scared of loot boxes
Who else loves how much Mark genuinely loves this
How to make Markiplier happy:
Give him a box in a box inside another box in a box inside a box [etc etc etc]
EDIT: Oh yeah, and also make it semi-transparent with swirlies and all the galaxy-like stuff