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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @andrewtoasterr9325
    @andrewtoasterr9325 5 лет назад +3110

    Game: This is a box
    Mark: Dear God
    Game: There is more
    Mark: Nooo

    • @CooledJets
      @CooledJets 5 лет назад +88

      I have done nothing but (open loot crates) for three days straight.

    • @Fighter11244
      @Fighter11244 4 года назад +39

      I love tf2 references :)

    • @elementkingaming1947
      @elementkingaming1947 4 года назад +44

      Mark: Question
      YT: What's your question mark?
      Mark: I opened loot boxes
      YT: You did what?!

    • @emptyharder
      @emptyharder 4 года назад +26

      @@elementkingaming1947 how many
      Mark: ive done nothing but open loot boxes for 3 days straight

    • @Andrew_Shepherd870
      @Andrew_Shepherd870 4 года назад +18

      Any questions?
      *Mark raises hand*
      Yes, you can open the box...
      YAAAAY

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait 5 лет назад +1616

    The thing that gets me to come back to this video sometimes is how Mark's laughs and voice become more and more desperate, twisted, and maniacal as time goes by until about the 14½ mark. Amazing.

  • @HumanShoot
    @HumanShoot 5 лет назад +2960

    Beginning: i was never a fan of these
    End: give me SKIN

  • @Vladit0r
    @Vladit0r 4 года назад +1371

    "Give me the good stuff"
    "Shut up give it to me"
    "I can't keep going"
    "I have to stop"
    "I have a problem, please help me" (Cc Dolan)
    "I'll keep going"
    "I feel so beautiful"
    "I'm so happy"
    "I can't stop"
    Thank you for watching drugs with Markiplier

    • @Lixthebug
      @Lixthebug 4 года назад +31

      "I have a problem help me please" lol

    • @Vladit0r
      @Vladit0r 4 года назад +11

      @@Lixthebug were do you think I should add that part

    • @Lixthebug
      @Lixthebug 4 года назад +8

      @@Vladit0r in between "I have to stop" and "I'll keep going".. lol

    • @Vladit0r
      @Vladit0r 4 года назад +8

      @@Lixthebug there you go

    • @Lixthebug
      @Lixthebug 4 года назад +5

      @@Vladit0r lol yass

  • @rhin8669
    @rhin8669 6 лет назад +2424

    Right after the video ended it showed me an add for stopping addictions

    • @Vectorbro
      @Vectorbro 5 лет назад +15

      You wanna see a sick addiction try clap without slap

    • @freakingoutwolf7487
      @freakingoutwolf7487 5 лет назад +2

      NOT CRIPPLING ADDICTIONS!!!

    • @annabella6086
      @annabella6086 5 лет назад +4

      lol i had one to help impeach trump

    • @lemo8986
      @lemo8986 5 лет назад +2

      Looooooooooooooool

    • @dunce1400
      @dunce1400 5 лет назад +3

      What is your profile pic

  • @lastheavens
    @lastheavens 6 лет назад +1817

    I think this is Mark's slow decent into insanity. His maniacal laughter is freaking creepy.

    • @tylerschott413
      @tylerschott413 6 лет назад +2

      Samidoesstuff omg ik rn😂

    • @godrelik
      @godrelik 6 лет назад +13

      He is getting skin insanity.

    • @taitloyek7980
      @taitloyek7980 6 лет назад +19

      Getting over it broke him

    • @xXshadowprinceXx
      @xXshadowprinceXx 6 лет назад +2

      H33R wE GoOO0000090000000101101110q0q1011011101011101111101011102010010000100!!!!? ' w'

    • @gvir93
      @gvir93 6 лет назад

      exactly

  • @michaeladrianciruela2846
    @michaeladrianciruela2846 5 лет назад +3362

    Everytime Mark sees a legendary in this video
    Mark:I don't need it
    Mark:I don't need it
    Mark:I don't need it
    **Mark sees a really really cool legendary**
    Mark: *I NEED IT!*

    • @TripleBeee
      @TripleBeee 5 лет назад +34

      It's like that one SpongeBob episode

    • @Handmadebysunrise
      @Handmadebysunrise 5 лет назад +28

      @@TripleBeee I Read your comment and could hear from somewhere in the back of my mind "I NEED IT" in Spongebobs voice lol

    • @TripleBeee
      @TripleBeee 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @MASTERCRAFT938
      @MASTERCRAFT938 4 года назад +5

      @@TripleBeee I looked at the comments knowing someone would have said that xD

    • @sadlitoffical3361
      @sadlitoffical3361 4 года назад +4

      I can hear the sponge bob meme just reading this.

  • @Nacho-Dog
    @Nacho-Dog 3 года назад +1246

    Moral of the story: NEVER bring mark to a casino

    • @quinn9841
      @quinn9841 3 года назад +119

      Mark, holding the dealer at knifepoint: I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GALAXY CARDS. WHERE ARE THE GALAXY CARDS?!

    • @randomlittleidot
      @randomlittleidot 2 года назад +7

      @@quinn9841 mark, going apeshit at the slots: GIVE ME 3 SEVENS YOU PEICE OF METAL SHIT

    • @Sir_flynnly
      @Sir_flynnly 2 года назад +5

      Confirmed

    • @alexcrazy1492
      @alexcrazy1492 2 года назад +10

      He will make you and him go completely bankrupt

    • @cocoacrimson
      @cocoacrimson 2 года назад +14

      Ummm if I go into a casino with Mark and he has zero coinage and he leaves with 126M coinage, I WILL FOREVER GO TO THE CASINO WITH MARK😂

  • @jazzy_jaymond
    @jazzy_jaymond 5 лет назад +1267

    "I can't do it. I can't keep playing this game, I must stop."
    me: *looks at time left in video* 5 more minutes left...
    me: *squints*

  • @Deneberus
    @Deneberus 6 лет назад +2110

    "WOAH!!! LOOK AT THAT TRASH CAN!!! IT'S A LEGENDARY!!!"
    -Markiplurr 2018

    • @adman21gamer32
      @adman21gamer32 6 лет назад +13

      AAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHSSHHSJSJSHSSHSHSSSHHSHHHSHSHSJSJJSJ uhh........someone help .....

    • @aramireujo7903
      @aramireujo7903 6 лет назад +1

      *Markiplier

    • @Deneberus
      @Deneberus 6 лет назад +7

      Aramireu Jo It's a LordMinion777 reference.

    • @schmoople5915
      @schmoople5915 6 лет назад +2

      Markiplurrrrier**

    • @1SSJA
      @1SSJA 6 лет назад +10

      Dr. Game
      That's my skill level in any game
      '*_legendary trash_*'

  • @chuzhengsun9756
    @chuzhengsun9756 6 лет назад +466

    I am not sure whether that's good acting or Mark going bat shit crazy, either way it is a convincing and outstanding portrayal for loot box addicts.
    Maybe till this day he still plays the games in secret...

    • @ilovehollowknightandultrakill
      @ilovehollowknightandultrakill 5 лет назад

      ChuZheng Sun ITS S GREAT GAME EVERYONE IS ON MY NERVE ABOUT THIS

    • @ripno2672
      @ripno2672 5 лет назад +1

      @@ilovehollowknightandultrakill maybe because people are scared you are going insane and thats why people are probably wanting to ensure your well being.

    • @wethecreed1534
      @wethecreed1534 5 лет назад

      Are we sure mark was actually playing a game? Some of those noises sounded very...interesting

  • @taxiboi2523
    @taxiboi2523 5 лет назад +269

    "How i traded a trashcan for an interdimensional chest"

  • @_-x
    @_-x 5 лет назад +2324

    "i cant keep doing it... or ill be here forever... ok i'll keep going" markiplier 2018

    • @tracytron7162
      @tracytron7162 5 лет назад +24

      Minecrafter50 gaming Me when I’m browsing porn

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 5 лет назад +9

      O my gosh he sounds like a gambler

    • @Lixthebug
      @Lixthebug 4 года назад +4

      That's The point lol

    • @khampheth5823
      @khampheth5823 3 года назад +2

      This is exactly what I say when watching his videos

    • @wierd_person2438
      @wierd_person2438 3 года назад

      Minecrafter50 gaming good comment

  • @Innocuous_Inc.
    @Innocuous_Inc. 5 лет назад +1112

    The worst part of this video is that i actually want to play this game now...

    • @caitlinbuckley3664
      @caitlinbuckley3664 4 года назад +22

      Joseph Harkins Same it’s dangerous

    • @shaylachartrand5095
      @shaylachartrand5095 4 года назад +40

      I want to play it so bad... and there’s a link in the description.... it’s just one click away... I need help.

    • @dapperfox9917
      @dapperfox9917 4 года назад +7

      same

    • @0Reaper6
      @0Reaper6 4 года назад +54

      Listen... I did it... I ended up getting all unlockables for all items in one sitting... -_-

    • @Chronicler9
      @Chronicler9 4 года назад +27

      @@0Reaper6 i mean, to be fair.... it *is* quarantine. i believe you get a pass for this.

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 5 лет назад +313

    I can’t tell if he’s acting or not...
    And that’s really disconcerting

    • @aaron9322
      @aaron9322 4 года назад +6

      Acting, if he really wanted help he wouldn’t ask the comments section, he would ask amy or someone

    • @coachreenasharma
      @coachreenasharma 3 года назад +19

      @@aaron9322 dude that's what I call an r/whoooosh

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 3 года назад +14

      He has ADHD. This is just how it is sometimes.

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 года назад +19

      @@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice yep it's shiny, rewarding, flashy, and a little loud
      It's like jiggling keys

    • @genodedemon5109
      @genodedemon5109 3 года назад +3

      @@thatoneguywiththevoice328 my favorite!

  • @marissalove8608
    @marissalove8608 6 лет назад +819

    I can’t believe I just watched a video of Mark opening boxes...

    • @Dragontongue18
      @Dragontongue18 6 лет назад +9

      but you actually can believe it. it's funny

    • @kylem.7466
      @kylem.7466 6 лет назад +8

      Marissa Love You mean like an unboxing video?

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 6 лет назад +1

      I've watched videos of him doing that before.

    • @DarkRubberNeck
      @DarkRubberNeck 6 лет назад +2

      Marissa Love the box ghost is pleased 😋

    • @lyrikoss4146
      @lyrikoss4146 6 лет назад +1

      you beat me *snap*

  • @Hope-eg4qn
    @Hope-eg4qn 6 лет назад +7272

    Why have a social life when I can watch a man nearly a decade older than me develop a crippling addiction to opening boxes

  • @evilboobookin8970
    @evilboobookin8970 6 лет назад +5927

    I, personally, have never seen someone get so excited about garbage cans.

    • @God-oc5ls
      @God-oc5ls 6 лет назад +185

      Evil Boobookin Have you ever witnessed a Jake pauler waiting for a new video. It's the same concept.

    • @lastheavens
      @lastheavens 6 лет назад +45

      WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HOME?!?

    • @TheCool_Man
      @TheCool_Man 6 лет назад +6

      Evil Boobookin I was about to comment that but totally agree

    • @Jakewake52
      @Jakewake52 6 лет назад +8

      Well seeing you’ve never dated someone

    • @unironicallydel7527
      @unironicallydel7527 6 лет назад +4

      No need to be rude. Buuut yeah, what Big Gay said.

  • @GeckoKingGaming
    @GeckoKingGaming 5 лет назад +18

    14:34 This is the happiest I’ve seen Mark in a long time. Of course he’s doing great in general but the pure unbridled crazed joy warms my heart.

  • @jokergoat6405
    @jokergoat6405 6 лет назад +423

    Holy shit that was the most intense unboxingvideo I've ever seen

  • @raguguru829
    @raguguru829 6 лет назад +52

    Funny thing about the snake minigame, there are letters you collect along with the lootboxes that spell out the words "Pride" and "Accomplishment."

  • @aleo2022
    @aleo2022 6 лет назад +352

    Is it bad that I laughed as Mark fell deeper and deeper into the depths of insanity

    • @juliaamiri7689
      @juliaamiri7689 6 лет назад +8

      Probably, but I did too, soooo...

    • @phoenixboxz3152
      @phoenixboxz3152 6 лет назад +4

      Try watching on 1.25, or even 1.5 speed if you're brave. Basically insanity multipliers

    • @kurstinvoss60
      @kurstinvoss60 6 лет назад +1

      Alexander Alderson I felt the same way

    • @darrenjones28
      @darrenjones28 6 лет назад +1

      Alexander Alderson You are not alone with that XD

    • @aleo2022
      @aleo2022 6 лет назад +1

      I just watched it on 1.5 speed and I think I'm going insane as well

  • @bobafett3291
    @bobafett3291 5 лет назад +56

    12:20 close your eyes and just try not to think of anything dirty

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 6 лет назад +216

    Wow this whole video is Mark slowly losing his mind and developing a crippling addiction to loot boxes 10/10 would recommend

  • @DirectionallyChallenged
    @DirectionallyChallenged 6 лет назад +262

    I demand Galaxy Box Tim fanart.

    • @invaderaries7364
      @invaderaries7364 6 лет назад +1

      Directionally Challenged Damn. If only I knew what he looked like.

    • @Starline36
      @Starline36 6 лет назад +2

      Directionally Challenged yes sir, working on it sir

    • @CanadianDan854
      @CanadianDan854 6 лет назад +3

      Yes please and thank you.

  • @n1mr0d82
    @n1mr0d82 6 лет назад +259

    30 years in the future in a mental hospital during a School tour:
    Teacher: This kids is what addiction looks like. See how he continually repeats the same action for hours on end hoping for one very specific result with no real reward. He will spend all his money to achieve his 'goal' and will not be pleased until then. At one time the entire planet was plauged with this affliction"
    Mark: "GIMME THE SPACE BOX! I WANT THE BOX! KEEP OPENING OTHER BOXES TO GET MORE BOXES! I WILL SPEND EVERYTHING FOR THE BOX!"

  • @SuperSourLEmons
    @SuperSourLEmons 4 года назад +161

    New title: Mark slowly loses his mind to the point of insanity.

  • @buggyman7006
    @buggyman7006 6 лет назад +402

    here, you can see a wild markiplier becoming more and more insane as he clicks a button over and over

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 6 лет назад +1

      Emily P look at that pops a wild Markiplier! Can we see a wild Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie please!

    • @NavalFox
      @NavalFox 6 лет назад

      Its like that video he made of him playing that clicking game on his phone lol

    • @IrisRanelle1328
      @IrisRanelle1328 4 года назад

      Hee Hoo

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 года назад

      Irs like one of those things then you see a monkey get a banana

  • @Blackstonelegion
    @Blackstonelegion 5 лет назад +518

    Remember, they are not loot boxes
    They are "Suprise mechanics"

  • @madisynsadecki738
    @madisynsadecki738 6 лет назад +424

    I've never seen anyone more amused by trash cans and cardboard boxes

    • @RandomGamingNinjaYT
      @RandomGamingNinjaYT 6 лет назад

      Maddie Sadecki
      I love that s vid and I agree with you.

    • @codedentity9729
      @codedentity9729 6 лет назад

      Everyone's questioning his sanity and I'm over here trying to find the music(not the one where you play as a whale)

    • @anoinks6511
      @anoinks6511 6 лет назад

      Mark's inner cat was coming out

    • @Murrdock1980
      @Murrdock1980 6 лет назад +1

      So have you heard about Nintendo Labo yet?

    • @gunny9101
      @gunny9101 6 лет назад

      lol same

  • @juviaseagray3223
    @juviaseagray3223 4 года назад +154

    Mark saying “hey now” and me saying “don’t try this” reminds me that I’m still sad. Memento Mori, Unus Anus. We were there.

  • @LaoliFin
    @LaoliFin 6 лет назад +719

    This is it guys! Mark has officially lost his mind!

    • @AdventureHusky
      @AdventureHusky 6 лет назад +6

      How are you sure he hasn't lost it already and that this is only making it show more?

    • @redacteddata
      @redacteddata 6 лет назад +4

      That useless thing got burnt out by hair dye and Mario rage. xD

    • @hana8893
      @hana8893 6 лет назад +3

      It is alredy to late. I'm afraid. He lost his mind after he hit a lot of subs. But l agree with you on that. This is a new kind of crazy.

    • @undergravitydownforce714
      @undergravitydownforce714 6 лет назад +5

      I thought he lost his mind in west of loathing

    • @Anxious-creation
      @Anxious-creation 6 лет назад +2

      we all knew this day would come...

  • @TheFlowey27
    @TheFlowey27 6 лет назад +684

    11:47 here you can see Markimoo accepting the position of Captain of The Rainbow Communism Rocket. What a responsibility.

    • @Flufftastic
      @Flufftastic 6 лет назад +1

      that is so true

    • @trinitydeval
      @trinitydeval 5 лет назад +16

      Not Communist (I thought that at first to) but the *gayest most Pride skin you could possibly get* he “had to have” the gay ship. He just had to.

    • @classicrockaddict6793
      @classicrockaddict6793 5 лет назад +3

      I wasn't the only one who saw it

    • @lucasmucas9072
      @lucasmucas9072 5 лет назад

      C O L O R I Z E D

    • @QuinnGuitar.
      @QuinnGuitar. 5 лет назад

      Trinity De'val the communism sign is on top

  • @CoconutFromNekopara
    @CoconutFromNekopara 6 лет назад +87

    This felt more like a scientific study on the effect of loot boxes on the human mind

  • @bloodisfrightening1203
    @bloodisfrightening1203 5 лет назад +24

    Marks slow decent into madness all shown in just 17 min. A new record.

  • @QV33ee
    @QV33ee 6 лет назад +950

    Therapist: Mark, we're here because we care about you, we're here to help you with your -
    *looks at clipboard*
    Therapist: Excessive Trash Can Gambling Addiction?

    • @sansfan2549
      @sansfan2549 6 лет назад +32

      Mark: do you like my tiny boxes tim and my tinyer box tim I like boxes I have a problem how about you (insane voice) use money to buy more boxes to customize your box and sell them to buy more boxes

    • @GM-wy9sh
      @GM-wy9sh 6 лет назад +4

      Oh mark you are crazy but is is so funny

    • @catkook543
      @catkook543 6 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @Cookedgitaur
      @Cookedgitaur 6 лет назад +4

      why is mark talking to the rapist tho

    • @sjtiernan5841
      @sjtiernan5841 6 лет назад +1

      Cookedgitaur1973 yeeeeeeessssss

  • @DollarDude
    @DollarDude 6 лет назад +521

    "You know why he wants to win? So he has the money to keep losing."
    -- Frank Perlin, _Owning Mahowny_

  • @silverpsycho4232
    @silverpsycho4232 6 лет назад +145

    “Guys I have to stop or else I will have an addiction”
    Literally 5 minutes later...
    “GIVE ME THE SPACE ONE, I KNOW YOU HAVE ONE IN YA!!!”
    😂🤣

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 6 лет назад +1

      He got it, and returned from this pit of hell a happy man, that rarely happens but when it does it's a beautiful thing.

  • @papafrogproductions918
    @papafrogproductions918 5 лет назад +43

    Nearly 2 years later. I still return, this is still one of my favorite markiplier videos.

    • @papafrogproductions918
      @papafrogproductions918 3 года назад +4

      Hello me from one year ago, its me from one year after. I have something important to tell you. You return.

    • @the_jam_man
      @the_jam_man 2 года назад

      @@papafrogproductions918 it is time to return.

  • @hardboiled7467
    @hardboiled7467 6 лет назад +231

    *Imagine if there are even more loot boxes after the treasure ones...*

    • @natashalaurentia2763
      @natashalaurentia2763 6 лет назад +6

      he might never stop playing XD

    • @knifedrowns8272
      @knifedrowns8272 6 лет назад +13

      DLC

    • @kas9965
      @kas9965 6 лет назад +2

      Boiled Dimsdale mark would be there until the end of time and even farther

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 6 лет назад +1

      He could have tried to collect all boxes

    • @ImEcchi
      @ImEcchi 6 лет назад +2

      you mean the Car expansion and the House update? LMAO😂 this game actually looks fun because loot boxes are fun to open but take forever to get unless you pay.

  • @justanotherbrother9371
    @justanotherbrother9371 6 лет назад +751

    Today on My Strange Addiction

    • @rosabellella
      @rosabellella 6 лет назад +3

      Im crying oh my god

    • @usodizzy
      @usodizzy 6 лет назад +3

      XD 10/10 comment whould comment again

    • @pokemonlore4959
      @pokemonlore4959 6 лет назад +5

      Next episode: jacksepticeye’s alcohol addiction

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 6 лет назад +7

      Third episode: MatPat's Diet Coke Addiction
      (He also explained why people love loot boxes...)

    • @NoNo-rv9lj
      @NoNo-rv9lj 6 лет назад +1

      XD

  • @Skullatone
    @Skullatone 6 лет назад +131

    14:35 OMG Mark, he went insane

  • @eve4616
    @eve4616 5 лет назад +19

    14:35 mark really starts losing his mind😂

  • @wynterthebluewolf5264
    @wynterthebluewolf5264 6 лет назад +457

    The maniacal laughter... hes broken.

    • @usodizzy
      @usodizzy 6 лет назад +2

      well i'm prettyyyy sure he lost it but meh.... just get use to it XD

    • @indrekivarvaher8263
      @indrekivarvaher8263 6 лет назад

      Wynter The Blue Wolf you are so cute you are so good at this game

    • @wynterthebluewolf5264
      @wynterthebluewolf5264 6 лет назад

      indrekivar Vaher umm thanks?

    • @inferno3054
      @inferno3054 6 лет назад

      Wynter The Blue Wolf i worry about him and i love marks comment section

  • @trathanstargazer6421
    @trathanstargazer6421 5 лет назад +351

    Coming back to this all this time later. I wonder if he went and collected everything.

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 5 лет назад +73

      I have the game and I can attest that collecting everything is nearly impossible. You get to a point where there's only 1 or 2 items missing per level, and you can try a hundred times without getting it because of the randomization. Which really illustrates what's wrong with that whole lootbox scheme.

    • @Ryyi23
      @Ryyi23 5 лет назад +31

      I have unlocked everything. It took an auto clicker running overnight for 3 nights to get enough of the in game money and at least 2 hours of cycling through boxes but it is possible

    • @GirlNinja
      @GirlNinja 5 лет назад +10

      @@Ryyi23 I just got it after 10 hours of playing... you don't really need an auto clicker or anything but it is helpful. I just wish you could open multiple at a time. It's honestly not that hard to complete.

    • @kro9217
      @kro9217 5 лет назад +10

      @@GirlNinja yeah the thing is you spent 10 hours of your life on that 😂

    • @charlotteleung4331
      @charlotteleung4331 4 года назад +5

      @@kro9217 Since we're all now in quarantine,so why not?

  • @joesjoeys
    @joesjoeys 6 лет назад +152

    And Markiplier was never seen or heard from again....

    • @galaxy_6245
      @galaxy_6245 6 лет назад +6

      They say that to this day he is still opening boxes....

  • @elias.7513
    @elias.7513 4 года назад +90

    "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire" hell yeah some Metallica😂

    • @Condemned782
      @Condemned782 3 года назад +2

      I was like yo is he a metallica fan??

    • @blackmetalmetalistman05111
      @blackmetalmetalistman05111 3 года назад

      not "that" , it's "double"

    • @elias.7513
      @elias.7513 3 года назад

      @@blackmetalmetalistman05111 ?

    • @MaitreyaPalamwar
      @MaitreyaPalamwar 3 года назад +5

      I immediately paused the video to come to the comments when he said those sick opening lines from Fuel

    • @nitelite2850
      @nitelite2850 3 года назад

      I was looking for this comment haha

  • @Raxacoricofallapatorius
    @Raxacoricofallapatorius 5 лет назад +677

    Rehab consultant: "So why are you here?"
    Markiplier: "I'm addicted to trash cans. PLEASE HELP ME!!! "

    • @bigbouncer4196
      @bigbouncer4196 4 года назад +3

      "So youve been watching the Paul brothers I see, I think we can help you Mr Fishbach."

    • @thegoob_2
      @thegoob_2 3 года назад +3

      Your name hurts my brain and I like it

    • @Raxacoricofallapatorius
      @Raxacoricofallapatorius 3 года назад +1

      @@thegoob_2 It's a Doctor Who reference, but yeah it doubles as a difficult word to pronounce!

    • @thegoob_2
      @thegoob_2 3 года назад +1

      @@Raxacoricofallapatorius gang I’m sad I didn’t get it I watched all of doctor who lol

    • @Raxacoricofallapatorius
      @Raxacoricofallapatorius 3 года назад +1

      @@thegoob_2 It's the Planet of the Slitheen. The phrase gets tossed around in the 9th Doctor episodes "Aliens of London" and "World War Three".

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 6 лет назад +415

    No joke... this is the best thing i've seen so far in 2018. Burn the lootboxes, and banish the microtransactions, DLC is ok for quality content.

    • @DuskSkullin
      @DuskSkullin 6 лет назад +6

      Overwatch does lootboxes fine?

    • @ripelixir
      @ripelixir 6 лет назад +1

      Hey Mark Good Afternoon!! Btw Stay Fabulous!!

    • @personhuman2239
      @personhuman2239 6 лет назад +3

      +Horse No...

    • @aarondevack1912
      @aarondevack1912 6 лет назад +3

      Person Human I agree... Cause Overwatch, be it an okay (my bias) game, the lootboxes in it are pretty bad... Hell Halo 5 I think does the same or something similar and is worse...

    • @slashen00
      @slashen00 6 лет назад

      It always blows my mind when I'm watching people like Mark and realize, "... He's my age..."
      Or other people like BrickyOrchid8, and realize, "... He's multiple years younger than me..."

  • @TheDemonicSpy
    @TheDemonicSpy 6 лет назад +262

    This is the wild Markiplier in his natural habitat.... Close your eyes and just listen as the Markiplier creates Fan Fiction material.... (OHHHH I WANT IT!!! I WANT IT SO BADLY! OHHHH YESSS) .. Nature at its finest.... Simply.... Beautiful...

  • @shaylachartrand5095
    @shaylachartrand5095 4 года назад +75

    Also
    “I have a problem, yes I do. I have a problem, HOW BOUT YOU?!”
    My entire life in 2 sentences.

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 6 лет назад +276

    Don't you feel the sense of pride and accomplishment, Mark?

    • @bluehornet4056
      @bluehornet4056 6 лет назад +3

      Timothy McKane
      As much pride and accomplishment you can feel opening literal trash cans...

    • @starboy-nw7jp
      @starboy-nw7jp 6 лет назад +4

      He should feel accomplishment he got a legendary trashcan!!!

    • @tungazz
      @tungazz 6 лет назад +4

      Tim is trolling EA for by quoting their response on loot boxes in Star wars.....pride and accomplishment

    • @absolstoryoffiction6615
      @absolstoryoffiction6615 6 лет назад +1

      You know what is better. Creating a matchmaking AI that will force players into payers under deception. No one will ever know what hit them until it is too late. (>_

    • @ryuuhi968261
      @ryuuhi968261 6 лет назад

      I would

  • @ColonelChicken
    @ColonelChicken 6 лет назад +264

    On the next episode of My Strange Addiction:

  • @AbsoluteTrans
    @AbsoluteTrans 3 года назад +7

    14:50 And here, we can see Mark's decent into madness

  • @Spineapple
    @Spineapple 6 лет назад +321

    Mark's going insane

  • @Jonno92100
    @Jonno92100 6 лет назад +190

    Starts off with an important PSA message about the terrible implications of a lootbox-orientated game design.
    Ends up being a live portrayal of the horrors of gambling addiction coming to fruition...

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 6 лет назад +1

      John Green I think that was the point. Lol, half was Mark purposefully overreacting and half was Mark being invested in the game itself for being so meta.

  • @fonzemusic3718
    @fonzemusic3718 5 лет назад +241

    This is 17 minutes of mark opening loot boxes for his loot boxes.

  • @coldpressedgrapefruit
    @coldpressedgrapefruit 3 года назад +190

    These guys do NOT like overwatch

    • @zbady4595
      @zbady4595 6 месяцев назад +7

      This is the
      “f*ck this game”
      -played 10k hours
      Kind of hate

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux 4 месяца назад +1

      Ironically loot boxes staying would've been 20 MILLION times better than what they have now in ow, and i SERIOUSLY have thousands of hours on OW.... 😂

    • @randomlittleidot
      @randomlittleidot 13 дней назад

      and battlefield i guess

  • @kolbyharker2586
    @kolbyharker2586 6 лет назад +311

    We just witnessed a man go insane while opening boxes.

    • @amberleagowen
      @amberleagowen 6 лет назад +3

      Welcome to the community of Overwatch :D

    • @CallMePoyo
      @CallMePoyo 6 лет назад +2

      Eh, this wouldn't be the first time.

    • @teresabrogdon9452
      @teresabrogdon9452 6 лет назад +1

      Kolby Harker this is what really what happens to people when they buy this

    • @teresabrogdon9452
      @teresabrogdon9452 6 лет назад

      Madame Elsa this look just like the way the LB open up on overwatch

    • @nesshore6652
      @nesshore6652 6 лет назад

      so true

  • @AstronaughtYT
    @AstronaughtYT 6 лет назад +2375

    Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve finally broken him....
    We’ve completely broken Mark with loot boxes....
    What has he done...

    • @ohiseeyoubahbah3392
      @ohiseeyoubahbah3392 6 лет назад +32

      Izz Science The demon boxes took his sanity

    • @newblood5
      @newblood5 6 лет назад +22

      "We've completely broken mark with loot boxes...." NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY ~EA 2017

    • @dvoremay6683
      @dvoremay6683 6 лет назад +14

      Izz Science this game is a hands on demonstration of how loot boxes make your body pump dopamine to get you to buy them

    • @kuroritas3154
      @kuroritas3154 6 лет назад +5

      And the only part that keep that game from be the real lootbox-thing is the part that this don`t cost you real money Q.Q

    • @lucke8706
      @lucke8706 6 лет назад +4

      We've found he's weakness!

  • @WellOkaythen.
    @WellOkaythen. 6 лет назад +160

    File this under 'Mark's descent into madness'

    • @hiipurr
      @hiipurr 6 лет назад +4

      I see your profile pic, I see it

    • @lych2102
      @lych2102 6 лет назад +1

      +Lisa Jones I'm happy you're not blind

    • @hiipurr
      @hiipurr 6 лет назад +1

      idly me too

  • @shannonfaux9403
    @shannonfaux9403 4 года назад +18

    I don't know why but his maniacal energy was giving me real "I love senpai yes I do!" vibes.

  • @barsni4779
    @barsni4779 6 лет назад +119

    Rumors saying he is stil going on,,, And on... And on...

    • @desigraham9243
      @desigraham9243 6 лет назад

      B'ars NI he’s like the energizer bunny!

    • @oliverobler5491
      @oliverobler5491 6 лет назад

      69th like

    • @StevensDs
      @StevensDs 6 лет назад

      Like the rush of the wind he moves on and on and on...

  • @Tsahnpri
    @Tsahnpri 6 лет назад +133

    This was basically a video about Mark's transformation into a treasure goblin. Lmfao.

  • @clock2511
    @clock2511 6 лет назад +313

    Mark has officially gone CRAZYY

    • @campinn9067
      @campinn9067 6 лет назад +1

      R.I.P. Marks mind

    • @robertgrays8790
      @robertgrays8790 6 лет назад +1

      I thought that happened with...
      *VANISH*

    • @arunes1995
      @arunes1995 6 лет назад +1

      Trash Can Obsession. Very common in most hobos.

    • @shyfirefox7011
      @shyfirefox7011 6 лет назад

      oops
      I commented something similar without knowing about this comment

  • @nickshereofficial
    @nickshereofficial 3 года назад +5

    15:24 replace "The Space One" with "The Jackpot" and this game has a whole other meaning lmao

  • @basicallyacunt1938
    @basicallyacunt1938 6 лет назад +131

    "Popular RUclipsr has mental breakdown due to Lootbox addiction."

    • @wubpuppies
      @wubpuppies 6 лет назад

      Fallen Corporation call the cops

    • @Lyrian202
      @Lyrian202 6 лет назад

      Fallen Corporation yup

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 лет назад +1413

    *Gambling addictions in a nutshell...*

    • @TheDeni1515
      @TheDeni1515 6 лет назад +5

      Daniel Sambar I never gamble

    • @JawJelly
      @JawJelly 6 лет назад +4

      👌 true

    • @spider_gwen_
      @spider_gwen_ 6 лет назад +4

      Gamble power!

    • @Dazreiello-old
      @Dazreiello-old 6 лет назад +9

      transcendtient
      Just because you saw that episode on game theorists. (Probably. Gonna *bet* on it to myself)

    • @seanmiller6583
      @seanmiller6583 6 лет назад +23

      When you pour currency into a chance based reward system, you are literally performing the definition of gambling. Thats simply not debatable. What is debatable is how such systems should be implemented into games and to what extent.

  • @trinitydeval
    @trinitydeval 5 лет назад +325

    *in a discovery channel voice*
    And here we see a mans decent into insanity and despair. We have seen this phenomenon before in other individuals but non so quick to fall to this great sickness than that of the domestic “Markamoo”.

    • @chanceshadow
      @chanceshadow 5 лет назад +6

      I wouldn't call it despair. He seems overly happy in my opinion.

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 5 лет назад +7

      Um I believe the scientific term is markimoo

  • @jakefromwholefoods1370
    @jakefromwholefoods1370 4 года назад +2

    I like how he started trying to get all the cute and cool looking accessories for his trashcans and cardboard boxes, and then near the end he starting selling everything he saw, only stopping the chaos when he notices a tiny box Tim, but then it just continues until there is nothing left.

  • @araonthedrake4049
    @araonthedrake4049 6 лет назад +84

    the only reason this is actually fun is because you actually get more from the boxes than you buy it for, which is definitely not what happens with real lootboxes.

    • @TheRealRigma
      @TheRealRigma 6 лет назад +1

      Even if each loot crate roll was say, one dollar, Mark would have had to have spent $166 to achieve... what, exactly?

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 6 лет назад +1

      Technically you never get anything. There is no real monetary value behind buying virtual trashcans.

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 6 лет назад

      Loot boxes are skinner boxes...
      Exept worse becose you can't sell back your skins,
      Gambling : makes you happy, and addicted, might win momey
      Lootboxes: makes you happy and addicted, you can't ein money back

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 6 лет назад +32

    "I'm going to stop"
    5 more minutes of Footage
    And thus Mark succumbed to lootbox addiction

  • @dragonlord_4042
    @dragonlord_4042 6 лет назад +179

    I think mark is actually insane.

    • @jordank6961
      @jordank6961 6 лет назад +2

      Dragon lord 404
      Aren't we all insane, deep down, with most of us keeping it in check?

    • @dragonlord_4042
      @dragonlord_4042 6 лет назад +1

      Jordan Kalmov ehh. Sure

    • @kaylareid6160
      @kaylareid6160 6 лет назад +1

      Jordan Kalmov shut up emo boi

    • @jordank6961
      @jordank6961 6 лет назад

      A Shitty Guitar Player
      Why do you assume I am emo?
      I'm only insane.

    • @kaylareid6160
      @kaylareid6160 6 лет назад +1

      Jordan Kalmov how can I be insane like you master?

  • @Crumbling_Vortex
    @Crumbling_Vortex 4 года назад +41

    Plot twist: Markiplier is trying to get us addicted so he can flex on us with his _animoos_

  • @yukissionator1318
    @yukissionator1318 5 лет назад +2509

    *a box on a box in a treasure chest* : *appears*
    mark: *ignores*
    *a box on a box on a box with a box on a box in a treasure chest* :*appears*
    mark: *moans*

  • @bouncybear3924
    @bouncybear3924 6 лет назад +91

    watching marks mental health deteriorate in front of my eyes within like 20 mins was a joy to be hold

  • @Shane_2332
    @Shane_2332 6 лет назад +276

    Someone make a remix of mark saying “OH, IT’S LOOKS SO GOOD”

    • @C_isfor
      @C_isfor 6 лет назад +3

      Shane Lerro one day it will happen

    • @ajurgo
      @ajurgo 6 лет назад +5

      These are the type of requests you tweet to the people who make them. like Endigo and Day by Dave

    • @ChababAlOmma
      @ChababAlOmma 6 лет назад +1

      yeah, i said the same thing when he did it

    • @antiseptiplier3698
      @antiseptiplier3698 6 лет назад

      We could change the words in space is cool 😋

    • @matthewmiller8295
      @matthewmiller8295 6 лет назад

      OH IT LOOKS SO GOOoooOOOooD

  • @raphael7797
    @raphael7797 6 лет назад +73

    Well if Mark was not crazy after getting over it now he is........

  • @EggyYolkZ
    @EggyYolkZ 4 года назад +12

    this was actually quite mesmerising to watch and i want to watch it for ever.

  • @diogoayres7953
    @diogoayres7953 6 лет назад +30

    How to make Markiplier happy:
    Give him a box in a box inside another box in a box inside a box [etc etc etc]
    EDIT: Oh yeah, and also make it semi-transparent with swirlies and all the galaxy-like stuff

  • @theegg3097
    @theegg3097 6 лет назад +363

    Next Episode: Mark's Intervention

    • @detained8717
      @detained8717 6 лет назад

      LightningHawk 88 that would be his deep space waifu vid XD

    • @detained8717
      @detained8717 6 лет назад

      LightningHawk 88 ay thanks I take pride in that XD

    • @heatherjeske1698
      @heatherjeske1698 6 лет назад

      hi my name is Cole and I like your comments

  • @paddyt4045
    @paddyt4045 6 лет назад +130

    At the end when he was like "I'm so happy, I'm so happy" I was like ," No what you are is crazy"

    • @anxientdesu
      @anxientdesu 6 лет назад +1

      Paddy Toman you can literally see is descent into gacha hell lmao it's crazy

    • @paddyt4045
      @paddyt4045 6 лет назад

      Anxient I know and its hilarious, this is what all RUclips videos should be like

  • @Vexxy197
    @Vexxy197 3 года назад +1

    Who else loves how much Mark genuinely loves this

  • @Dauntless-ut4mm
    @Dauntless-ut4mm 6 лет назад +70

    The next video is going to be Mark rocking himself in a corner with a laptop playing this game and gently mumbling to himself "gimme the good stuff". XD

  • @morganmcinroy4211
    @morganmcinroy4211 6 лет назад +58

    They should show this video at those trials to decide if loot boxes are gambling. I think it would convince them!

    • @morganmcinroy4211
      @morganmcinroy4211 6 лет назад +2

      ha I just meant how addicted mark got to it and it's not even real :)

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 6 лет назад +4

      ha
      gam·ble
      ˈɡambəl/
      verb
      1.
      play games of chance for money; bet.
      2.
      take risky action in the hope of a desired result.

    • @enlightenedgroyper2956
      @enlightenedgroyper2956 6 лет назад

      NORMAL COAT if I buy a pack of Skittles is that gambling?
      Think about it, I buy a pack of skittles expecting a certain number of red and purple ones, but, since the number of each skittle color is random, wouldnt that make it gambling?

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 6 лет назад +2

      Nebulynx Pleb
      gam·ble
      ˈɡambəl/
      verb
      1.
      play games of chance for money; bet.
      2.
      take risky action in the hope of a desired result.

    • @tyleradkins9366
      @tyleradkins9366 6 лет назад +2

      if you wager money on the outcome of the bag of skittles, then yes.

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 6 лет назад +176

    85% of his later gameplay of this is just him either him on the brink of orgasm, him falling deeper into his addiction or maniacal laughter... is it just me, or...?

    • @bee-zeesoul1018
      @bee-zeesoul1018 6 лет назад +4

      Annie Carter Yeah just play it with your eyes closed and that’s what it is

    • @kolvis1641
      @kolvis1641 6 лет назад +5

      Watched it with my eyes closed
      GOD HELP ME

  • @madmaniac3602
    @madmaniac3602 3 года назад +1

    Yeah loot boxes work as a marketing gimmick because it feels good to be rewarded and it feels good to take a piece of a vast treasure trove. This game is REALLY nice because it gives you that experience without making you pay for every box. It's the joy of looting without the corruption.

  • @MitteyTheWolf
    @MitteyTheWolf 6 лет назад +330

    After the video, Mark went onto the gambling stage. He bet all of his money trying to get the elusive Tiny Trash can Tracy... But lost all of his savings doing so. He is now homeless and mentally unstable. Believing that all the trash cans he sees are Tiny Trash Can Carla.... If you see him on the streets, be wary. He may mistake you for the trash can that ruined his life...

    • @nielsenth1801
      @nielsenth1801 6 лет назад +4

      Mittey The Wolf Lol then he must see his subs as 19 million trash cans XD

    • @MitteyTheWolf
      @MitteyTheWolf 6 лет назад

      Exactly.

    • @MitteyTheWolf
      @MitteyTheWolf 6 лет назад

      Or sister, One of the two.

    • @chrisburnett1638
      @chrisburnett1638 6 лет назад +4

      You forgot to mention that he now lives on a diet of finger nail clippings lol

    • @MitteyTheWolf
      @MitteyTheWolf 6 лет назад +4

      Your right, I did forget to mention that. He eats the finger nails of his victims.

  • @viiovi5681
    @viiovi5681 6 лет назад +55

    Mark: I don't need it.... I don't need it--- I NEED IT *spongebob flashbacks*

    • @UGS4697
      @UGS4697 6 лет назад +2

      Viiovi ahhhh yes that's what I was thinking xD

    • @MULTICLASSY23
      @MULTICLASSY23 6 лет назад

      Viiovi yes😂😂

  • @1rouxlskaardstan963
    @1rouxlskaardstan963 6 лет назад +168

    the new ea game looks great

    • @noble6752
      @noble6752 6 лет назад

      Good one

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 6 лет назад +2

      its not an EA game, there aren't enough micro transactions. the base game is unlocked after the first perches.

  • @localdreamer13
    @localdreamer13 5 лет назад +2

    This video is a kind reminder that, even if you're trash, someone will care about you. You're legendary.

  • @spicyonion7766
    @spicyonion7766 6 лет назад +144

    Mark is slowly descending into madness. I'm calling it, in 2 years time he'll be robbing banks wearing clown makeup trying to kill the Batman

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 6 лет назад

      James Anderson I call dibs on being his Harley!!! Or I guess a regular Joker goon since I’m a dude, but I love Harley.

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 6 лет назад +1

      Are you saying you _wouldn't_ go through surgery just so you could be Mark's Harley?

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 6 лет назад

      James Anderson That's the mark of a sane rational person though?

    • @Mute_Magic_Man
      @Mute_Magic_Man 6 лет назад

      James Anderson whos batman then

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 6 лет назад

      _Inhales deeply_
      *I AM BATMAN*

  • @lovejoymonton369
    @lovejoymonton369 6 лет назад +117

    And over to ypur left, you can see a rare species called "markiplier" opening a bunch of boxes like a maniac.

  • @jonesscreenwriting850
    @jonesscreenwriting850 6 лет назад +122

    That is the single creepiest thing I've ever heard lmao
    "Mmm, *lick* *lip smack* TWINS *lick*"

  • @artastic_friend
    @artastic_friend 5 лет назад +1

    I like how you can watch as mark slowly goes more insane as the video progresses

  • @sardsvib
    @sardsvib 6 лет назад +29

    Legend has it that the Man Baby is still playing I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling to this day. If you listen closely, you can hear the insane laughter of a man driven to madness.

  • @thingtalope571
    @thingtalope571 6 лет назад +27

    Welcome, to mark's decent into madness.
    Some of his symtoms include:
    Laughing uncontrolably
    Saying "I HAVE A PROBLEM"
    and playing this game.

    • @annisamisa3770
      @annisamisa3770 5 месяцев назад

      Don't forget "unexpected moans" too

  • @clock2511
    @clock2511 6 лет назад +610

    I feel bad if this is someones first impresion of him

    • @itsme-hm2uu
      @itsme-hm2uu 6 лет назад +2

      UltimateTaco same

    • @kassidy8531
      @kassidy8531 6 лет назад +17

      UltimateTaco it was mine... But I love it

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 6 лет назад +16

      UltimateTaco I feel like this is a great example of Mark’s comedy, and it is one of my favorite videos of his.

    • @kookie9693
      @kookie9693 6 лет назад +10

      i dont think itll be so bad of a first impresion because his cute laugh and smile is enough...right...TOTALLY!!!

    • @thealternativeyears6540
      @thealternativeyears6540 6 лет назад +1

      Michaella Rodriguez I watched this when it came out 5 Months Ago, it was good.

  • @calebvejvoda5626
    @calebvejvoda5626 3 года назад +36

    Markiplier: “I have everything I could ever want”
    Pewdiepie: “B*tch, I want more!!

  • @cierrareid6068
    @cierrareid6068 6 лет назад +192

    *we all watch mark slowly go insane right before our eyes and think....*
    Lmao

    • @justafan9399
      @justafan9399 6 лет назад +2

      ...that this is not the first time we’ve seen him go mad on camera.

    • @hypnolion4491
      @hypnolion4491 6 лет назад

      EXACTLY