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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @krishpatel9873
    @krishpatel9873 4 года назад +4205

    JJ: mischievous but lowkey knows what he’s doing
    Josh: Way to conservative only plays when he has a hand
    Simon: Gets scared every hand when someone raises
    Ethan: doesn’t know wtf he’s doing
    Tobi: just hopes for the best each hand

    • @fordylad285
      @fordylad285 4 года назад +72

      Spot on.

    • @joshp1758
      @joshp1758 4 года назад +1

      ToastOnBread didn’t fucking play

    • @dantejohnson9149
      @dantejohnson9149 4 года назад +121

      Josh is the only one playing how u should actually play😂

    • @tylerhumphrey1876
      @tylerhumphrey1876 4 года назад +111

      @@dantejohnson9149 as someone who plays poker regularly this is painful to watch 😂

    • @SO-ix2sj
      @SO-ix2sj 4 года назад +32

      Tobi was doing great until he gave JJ the win

  • @georgealfie2005
    @georgealfie2005 4 года назад +1591

    Josh: Hes got nothing I swear!
    JJ: Out here with 4 queens

    • @williamspendrup4820
      @williamspendrup4820 4 года назад

      When

    • @jordanbosco4426
      @jordanbosco4426 4 года назад +6

      @William Spendrup it's at 40:58

    • @curtis9062
      @curtis9062 4 года назад +2

      Melodic Beats fell for it

    • @KlenOnYT
      @KlenOnYT 4 года назад +1

      _Hello, I own a gaming channel and if I can interest you into checking out my channel, watching my content and hopefully subscribing that would be great! Thanks for your time_ :)

    • @Mexicangringo1810
      @Mexicangringo1810 4 года назад

      Klen 🤡

  • @krishpatel9873
    @krishpatel9873 4 года назад +2422

    Jj casually has four of a kind queens

  • @iAD517
    @iAD517 4 года назад +3114

    How to play poker as Simon:
    1. See your hand
    2. Fold
    3. Tell everyone else what they should have done
    4. Lose all your money

  • @micahlenus5335
    @micahlenus5335 4 года назад +1314

    As someone who doesn’t know a single thing abt poker, I’m surprised I found this enjoyable

    • @Colt2OO2
      @Colt2OO2 4 года назад +41

      Same, mainly because JJ absolutely finessed the entire game and it was phenomenal.

    • @mayzee2937
      @mayzee2937 4 года назад +4

      same I didn’t understand a single thing

    • @raheemmahmood9224
      @raheemmahmood9224 4 года назад +2

      Just Cause Of Your Comment I Am Going to watch this lol no idea what's going on

    • @Diff
      @Diff 4 года назад +1

      Highly recommend. Easy way to play with friends is with a buy in of $10 and 5¢/10¢ blinds, or play with $20 and do like 10¢/25¢ blinds

    • @deadinsidexd
      @deadinsidexd 4 года назад +1

      I Don't Know Shit About Poker, But Felt Like a Veteran Watching This. 😂

  • @dh0055
    @dh0055 4 года назад +982

    Josh: *Winner takes home 5K u know*
    JJ: (who once threw 10K around london) *damn is anyones hands sweating?*

    • @elidugan2094
      @elidugan2094 4 года назад +1

      KSi was drawing stupid that game

    • @jjjonas6490
      @jjjonas6490 4 года назад +5

      when i read that i thought you spoiled the winner lol

    • @KlenOnYT
      @KlenOnYT 4 года назад +1

      _Hello, I own a gaming channel and if I can interest you into checking out my channel, watching my content and hopefully subscribing that would be great! Thanks for your time_ :

    • @diarmuiddaly6100
      @diarmuiddaly6100 4 года назад

      Eli Dugan he won tho

    • @salvolive
      @salvolive 4 года назад

      DoNt REaD My NaME LOL

  • @beedobmt3961
    @beedobmt3961 4 года назад +12939

    Who else doesn’t know how to play poker but still is watching

    • @danleonhardt7735
      @danleonhardt7735 4 года назад +404

      Haha don’t even know what’s going on

    • @skyguy1313
      @skyguy1313 4 года назад +518

      best 5 card hand wins. everyone gets 2 cards. 5 cards on the board. make the best 5 card hand using either or both of your 2 cards or if the 5 on the board are better, then that's your best hand.

    • @ria9914
      @ria9914 4 года назад +42

      Skyler Smith oh thanks 😊

    • @gmangman1984
      @gmangman1984 4 года назад +121

      It's actually not as hard as you think. After a few games it becomes easy to remember the hands :))

    • @licktrapru7863
      @licktrapru7863 4 года назад +11

      Yeah me too

  • @deeman8162
    @deeman8162 4 года назад +1277

    For people that don’t know poker here are a simple explanation:
    Everybody get 2 cards each. They are given the option to bet the same amount, raise the bet price or fold (give up). Then they bet over each round. Then it will be 5 cards on the table. The players can use their 2 cards (both, one of em, or none) and the 5 on the table to make the best hand (5 cards). Here is the card order:
    - STRAIGHT FLUSH: same symbol and numbers in order (ROYAL FLUSH: ♥️10,J,Q,K,A best hand in game)
    - 4 of the same number (5,5,5,5,7)
    - FULL HOUSE: 3 of the same number and 2 of the same number (5,5,5,3,3)
    - FLUSH: all 5 cards with same symbol (♥️3,8,9,J,K)
    - STRAIGHT: all 5 cards in rising order (3,4,5,6,7)
    - three of the same (4,4,4,7,9)
    - two pairs of the same (4,4,3,3,K)
    - two of the same (4,4,3,7,9)
    If you have none the one above the winner will be the one the highest card.
    Hope it helps and like so people that don’t know the game can understand

    • @memecage7029
      @memecage7029 4 года назад +9

      What’s a flush and full house you didn’t mention it

    • @MrOsc1234
      @MrOsc1234 4 года назад +24

      @@memecage7029 They did. Flush is 5 cards the same suit (eg ♥️3 4 6 9 K) and full house is 3 the same number and 2 the same number (888 KK)

    • @abzino1313
      @abzino1313 4 года назад +40

      That's simple. I'm lost.

    • @memecage7029
      @memecage7029 4 года назад +9

      Oscar HG yeah I might aswell give up on my hopes of understanding poker

    • @deeman8162
      @deeman8162 4 года назад +2

      MemeCage yeah like Oscar said. The flush is the 4th best and Full House the 3rd best. I’ll edit the comment and put that in

  • @kshepard05
    @kshepard05 4 года назад +2125

    Looks like JJ’s going through another emo phase judging by the haircut 😂

    • @QueenBeee
      @QueenBeee 4 года назад +53

      He’s just tryna fit in with the shitty artists he’s been collaborating with

    • @QueenBeee
      @QueenBeee 4 года назад +30

      Dude looks like trippie red but with talent

    • @deadinsidexd
      @deadinsidexd 4 года назад +3

      @@QueenBeee Innit 😂

    • @deadinsidexd
      @deadinsidexd 4 года назад +12

      @@QueenBeee To Quote The Man Himself
      "Shitty Music Or Not, I'm Still Doing Better Than You."

    • @kuro8380
      @kuro8380 4 года назад +6

      I was searching for a comment about JJ's hair🤣

  • @Vivek-up5kp
    @Vivek-up5kp 4 года назад +1924

    why Harry and Vik are not in the vid
    Harry: spends all the money on drugs
    Vik: too smart

    • @frederickpeterson475
      @frederickpeterson475 4 года назад +65

      Harry lost 400$ in one week in poker lol

    • @innocent6083
      @innocent6083 4 года назад +12

      You have to be smart to be good in poker 🤦‍♂️

    • @Kiluei
      @Kiluei 4 года назад +44

      Maybe they have moral problems with promoting gambling towards a young fanbase.

    • @minecraftlegend1967
      @minecraftlegend1967 4 года назад +28

      No it’s cuh u only allowed to have 5 players online

    • @trudyspiers2424
      @trudyspiers2424 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @adarsh601
    @adarsh601 4 года назад +342

    Tobi: We've all put $1000 each, so the winner will take home $5000
    *Sad vik and harold noises*

    • @roach5669
      @roach5669 4 года назад

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! just no

  • @benmcguigan8213
    @benmcguigan8213 4 года назад +813

    Was anyone else pissed that JJ didn't get to show his 4 of a kind

    • @Icewarrior101
      @Icewarrior101 4 года назад +50

      Well we all saw that. Sometimes it's best not to show the hands to the other players.. He played it off like he had nothing afterwards.

    • @georgewillis592
      @georgewillis592 4 года назад +23

      They'd have all looked so stupid if he had revealed the 4 of a kind, he bluffed them so well

    • @DrHirad
      @DrHirad 4 года назад +8

      @@georgewillis592 he didnt really bluff because he had a strong hand...

    • @georgewillis592
      @georgewillis592 4 года назад +24

      @@DrHirad he made out like he had a shit hand by saying things like "Fuck I clicked the wrong button" and "Fuck off!" And they all believed him. They thought he had nothing. The high bets were a double bluff. I shouldve made that more clear

    • @joelatkin1214
      @joelatkin1214 4 года назад +1

      Where was it in the vid

  • @bradleysquidd5192
    @bradleysquidd5192 4 года назад +526

    Simon-“I haven’t had a pair all game”..... has pocket 8s
    😂😂😂

    • @Arnav_j7
      @Arnav_j7 4 года назад +2

      He also had pocket 10s which he wud hav one...but he folded

    • @kerr1367
      @kerr1367 4 года назад

      It's mind games

  • @mikkelleander5742
    @mikkelleander5742 4 года назад +191

    I’ve never seen anyone with as many winning hands as JJ, his luck is just insane

    • @parkergray7739
      @parkergray7739 4 года назад +10

      every hand he got was golden

    • @1080owen
      @1080owen 4 года назад +1

      Genuinely never seen luck like it learned to play when I was a lot younger than I should’ve and I’ve never seen anything like that

    • @eirikengevik9826
      @eirikengevik9826 4 года назад

      He played pretty well too tho, but ye damn

  • @StahliCell
    @StahliCell 4 года назад +1232

    Everyone: shouts at JJ for raising the pot without seeing the river
    JJ: Has a pretty darn good hand every single time

    • @banterlona8166
      @banterlona8166 4 года назад +46

      Yh JJ luck was incredible, he's not even a good player

    • @rosie8059
      @rosie8059 4 года назад +47

      They're shouting at JJ for doing that because they're all garbage poker players lol

    • @liamlawrence4189
      @liamlawrence4189 4 года назад +10

      @@banterlona8166 he's the best one there

    • @banterlona8166
      @banterlona8166 4 года назад +16

      @@liamlawrence4189 even if he is, it's like being the cleanest piece of poo in a pile of shit (sorry for the weird analogy). There all horrible, but I guess JJ is the best out of them

    • @ilovemyma7112
      @ilovemyma7112 4 года назад +5

      @@banterlona8166 nah at the start he was the luckiest thing ever

  • @twofastfuru21123
    @twofastfuru21123 4 года назад +789

    This game legit gifted JJ the win, the amount of great hands he was gifted is actually insane

    • @thomasoetgen7835
      @thomasoetgen7835 4 года назад +47

      It’s almost like a game heavily reliant on chance would favor the person with the luck of the draw

    • @mrfruitsaladlover7862
      @mrfruitsaladlover7862 4 года назад +62

      Josh got really good hands as well but didn't play them well. JJ actually knew when to raise

    • @oguguaobidike9251
      @oguguaobidike9251 4 года назад +22

      Or, and hear me out hear, he knew how to play aggro with passive players

    • @jaredburt2368
      @jaredburt2368 4 года назад

      i was thinking that the whole time fr

    • @kaveh106
      @kaveh106 4 года назад +12

      when you go the winning hand and you bet 80 in a pot of 840 you deserve to lose, also when u call queens on a one card flush board u deserve to lose

  • @clips4life181
    @clips4life181 4 года назад +327

    This is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in a while and I don’t even know how to play poker

    • @slaesc
      @slaesc 4 года назад +7

      Josh Costello poker isn’t in gta three card poker is different

    • @ReubenSempleJones
      @ReubenSempleJones 4 года назад

      @@Springbok77 It isn't in GTA you idiot

    • @ReubenSempleJones
      @ReubenSempleJones 4 года назад

      @@swx4483 Nah don't Three card poker is different to Texas Hold'em which is what they're playing

    • @adhamawny8110
      @adhamawny8110 4 года назад

      Same

    • @britelfernandez1192
      @britelfernandez1192 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/5YbCymxekSI/видео.html I agree

  • @momonz7656
    @momonz7656 4 года назад +3842

    For anyone that doesn’t know anything about poker: these guys are horrible at it. Love the Sidemen though

    • @bamaiamafernandes1093
      @bamaiamafernandes1093 4 года назад +20

      Lol I dont understand how it works

    • @nestam6844
      @nestam6844 4 года назад +119

      Everyone kept folding or not raising insane hands.

    • @benkelly6947
      @benkelly6947 4 года назад +203

      One of those games that takes a day to learn and a lifetime to master

    • @bamaiamafernandes1093
      @bamaiamafernandes1093 4 года назад +2

      U are right

    • @hyperturtle9993
      @hyperturtle9993 4 года назад +5

      Like y are they calling with a 4 and a 2

  • @ertn822
    @ertn822 4 года назад +670

    Who remembers when they played poker back in a day, the nostalgia...

    • @a5hamad
      @a5hamad 4 года назад +1

      What? You have to be over 25 to play poker on RUclips

    • @tommulligantravels
      @tommulligantravels 4 года назад +14

      @@a5hamad Look it up, they played a few years back on Simon's channel, idk who else did as well lol

    • @ashwinchand6944
      @ashwinchand6944 4 года назад +1

      Man I was 12 and watching it hahaha and being like it’s a straight nah royal flush

    • @calumbroomfield6608
      @calumbroomfield6608 4 года назад

      Rewatched the vids recently

    • @ertn822
      @ertn822 4 года назад +3

      I remember they couldn't distinguish a flop from a river it was hilarious!

  • @georgejackson137
    @georgejackson137 4 года назад +2438

    Harry isn’t here because he’s been banned from all gambling websites permanently

  • @princessgirlhehe
    @princessgirlhehe 4 года назад +825

    Doesn’t feel the same without our favourites, The brown and the clown 😭

  • @dh0055
    @dh0055 4 года назад +198

    I feel like JJ is gonna become addicted to this now

  • @vferaa
    @vferaa 4 года назад +310

    Flop: 5 6 7
    JJ: What a river
    Were here for you JJ, its alright..

    • @mwjw3999
      @mwjw3999 4 года назад +2

      Yeah hearing them talk like they know properly what they are doing they is slightly aggravating

    • @____________4510
      @____________4510 4 года назад +2

      lmao i came down here to comment that

  • @danknights3574
    @danknights3574 4 года назад +250

    Watching Tobi and Josh check or bet 50 chips with a full house is painful

    • @Legacy13579
      @Legacy13579 4 года назад +18

      Watching tobi fold with a full house was painful

  • @mohammedsulemanmustaq5734
    @mohammedsulemanmustaq5734 4 года назад +220

    Ethan when he realized that 3 queens were not enough for the W 😂😂

    • @mr.sharma125
      @mr.sharma125 4 года назад +7

      A chimpanzee could have figured out that there was a flush.

  • @lukenevala
    @lukenevala 4 года назад +464

    Is anyone who plays poker confused about how MAD THESE HANDS ARE someone gets pocket face cards like every time

    • @suckurdad6943
      @suckurdad6943 4 года назад +4

      No one cares

    • @toweringvidz6601
      @toweringvidz6601 4 года назад +19

      Yeh JJ got mad lucky

    • @toweringvidz6601
      @toweringvidz6601 4 года назад +23

      He wasn’t even playing smart he just had better luck

    • @ME-ob6cl
      @ME-ob6cl 4 года назад +4

      it was tilting me so much ahaha

    • @lukexavier9770
      @lukexavier9770 4 года назад +15

      I dunno I feel like they coded it to make it more interesting so people got more hands cos the amount of pocket pairs and straights and flushes and a full house and 4 of a kind, it was just insane

  • @LOLVIDEOS101100
    @LOLVIDEOS101100 4 года назад +386

    Josh could've easily won this. bets 100 on a full house lol

    • @noahogrady5274
      @noahogrady5274 4 года назад +12

      Yeah but he is bad lol

    • @Sp4wn_
      @Sp4wn_ 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Dragonborn2k
      @Dragonborn2k 3 года назад +2

      And he folded the turn with a straight draw 16:05, and would have made the straight on the river, he didn't even notice

    • @Kameron7137
      @Kameron7137 3 года назад +9

      @@Dragonborn2k He would’ve lost that hand anyway though, JJ had a higher straight than Josh ok that hand, but ya it was stupid to fold there, he just got lucky it worked out in the end.

    • @Dragonborn2k
      @Dragonborn2k 3 года назад +1

      @@Kameron7137 well spotted!

  • @bananaflask
    @bananaflask 4 года назад +176

    If anyone is wondering why Harry and Vik aren’t here, they’re too young? As said by Ethan on 17:50.

    • @LlamaTheScotsman
      @LlamaTheScotsman 4 года назад +56

      Big Albert you can’t record or play poker “professionally” until 25

    • @idku7060
      @idku7060 4 года назад

      Klen no one gonna check out your channel

    • @liamward9691
      @liamward9691 4 года назад +2

      ツæbot69 I am

    • @tyronebedoire6182
      @tyronebedoire6182 4 года назад +7

      @@jackdiddIey they can't record it unless they are 25 or over though

    • @maller6836
      @maller6836 4 года назад +1

      The Honest Troll you have to be 25 to upload gambling content. Stop talking nonsens

  • @lilypop2260
    @lilypop2260 4 года назад +183

    When you don't know how to play poker but you watch anyways cos it's the sidemen.

  • @theethmiester4994
    @theethmiester4994 4 года назад +402

    I was so confused throughout the video since I don’t know anything about poker but I just pretended they were playing Uno

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 4 года назад +23

      The Ethmiester so basically this is texas hold’em. you get two cards by yourself and the dealer deals 5 cards on the table in 3-1-1 order in quantity. You need to use your cards as well as the community cards to form the best 5-card combo that is of highest value. Lowest value is just 1 card while highest card is a royal flush.
      You bet amounts based on how confident you are and yeah... thats basically the jist of it

    • @Heizzer47
      @Heizzer47 4 года назад +2

      Also there is a play where you can check when you carry on playing but bet nothing or you can fold when you feel as though you can't win because your hand is weak or you feel as though your opponent can beat you (depending on how they play). Always remember this : every player has to have equal contributions to the pot

    • @pie5204
      @pie5204 4 года назад +6

      as soon as the video started I went off and watched how to play poker vids lol then came back

    • @bluefire6722
      @bluefire6722 4 года назад +2

      I don’t know how to play uno either😂

    • @bruhbruh7886
      @bruhbruh7886 4 года назад

      Blue Fire lmao uno is a confusing game for everyone

  • @karlbell1148
    @karlbell1148 4 года назад +140

    For anyone who’s half decent at poker this is painful to watch 🤕

    • @Confestus
      @Confestus 3 года назад +2

      holy shit by the end my brain was thumping from cringe

  • @helios0074
    @helios0074 4 года назад +219

    Jesus Christ, I wish I had JJ's luck with cards whenever I play poker...

    • @comettobias
      @comettobias 4 года назад +5

      Fucking insaine luck wtf

    • @krishpatel9873
      @krishpatel9873 4 года назад +1

      I cant remember the exact time stamp but somewhere in the video Simon says "we've been playing for hours" so they probably cut out more than 60 percent of the hands

    • @alex_ander-22-
      @alex_ander-22- 4 года назад +1

      @@krishpatel9873 they recorded a vid earlier that was longer

    • @pumafast2670
      @pumafast2670 4 года назад +1

      @@comettobias they already recorded vid for pokerstar before this

    • @krishpatel9873
      @krishpatel9873 4 года назад

      @@alex_ander-22- Well how do you know they didnt record this first?

  • @BaLoouk
    @BaLoouk 4 года назад +216

    Simon: I HAVENT HAD A PAIR IN SO LONG
    Also Simon: *last go gets two 8s*
    Talia: Listen to JJs

    • @goldenwolf184
      @goldenwolf184 4 года назад +10

      Wtf does ur comment mean???

    • @BaLoouk
      @BaLoouk 4 года назад +2

      Lmao just a meme going around on reddit

    • @GhostHalloumi
      @GhostHalloumi 4 года назад

      Lucas SZN then why you bringing Reddit here?

  • @BaLoouk
    @BaLoouk 4 года назад +110

    if Harry was playing he would’ve gone all in on his first 3 hands and lost all his money lmao

  • @marquiswnl5908
    @marquiswnl5908 4 года назад +181

    Do blackjack when quarantine is done with Phil as The dealer like if agree

  • @khaoscallum2409
    @khaoscallum2409 4 года назад +344

    Didn’t have a clue how to play poker but had a great time watching

  • @Bengdnr
    @Bengdnr 4 года назад +569

    Nobody:
    Josh: *gets a straight and folds*

    • @krishpatt1209
      @krishpatt1209 4 года назад +53

      Bro that was really smart of him , he knew jj had a bigger straight with a six because there is a high possibility that someone has a higher straight than that because 4 cards were aldready set and there were five people

    • @themaddog7189
      @themaddog7189 4 года назад +2

      Thought I was the only one to notice! Like bruh wtf

    • @bigdes1044
      @bigdes1044 4 года назад +14

      the two came after he folded

    • @brownmamba6339
      @brownmamba6339 4 года назад +5

      JJ had a higher straight. It was a smart move.

    • @Heizzer47
      @Heizzer47 4 года назад +4

      @@brownmamba6339 you do realise he can't see his cards, it was a smart play yes but not simply because jj would beat him because he doesn't know what jj has

  • @crismh2682
    @crismh2682 4 года назад +157

    i can’t wait for jj’s reddit to roast his hair in this video 😂

    • @SkyCloud
      @SkyCloud 4 года назад +1

      if ur bored. have a good day :D
      ruclips.net/video/48xY-dHK-pc/видео.html

    • @tankwoods85
      @tankwoods85 4 года назад +3

      i didnt think it was tha bad

    • @ahmedwalaa8976
      @ahmedwalaa8976 4 года назад +1

      He looks like a lesbian art teacher

    • @heyyiddkk1288
      @heyyiddkk1288 4 года назад +2

      He looks good

    • @andnowbreathe5009
      @andnowbreathe5009 4 года назад +1

      now its getting annoying with the hair comments. the joke is old.

  • @djstoplichtofficial
    @djstoplichtofficial Год назад +11

    JJ played that four of a kind hand really well actually, he knew exactly how to make the others think he was full of bs while he had the strongest hand by a mile, and no-one else even got to know😂

  • @oBlackportugal
    @oBlackportugal 4 года назад +818

    This is some of the worst poker I’ve ever seen but still enjoyable

    • @vidsbymills
      @vidsbymills 4 года назад +63

      JJs mind games were aight

    • @NAGaming513
      @NAGaming513 4 года назад +7

      @NoNoNoNii As someone who learnt the ins and outs of poker. Watching them play is painful. I wish I had no knowledge of the game. Their banter is what makes the video fun. But their style of play is attrocious, they call and raise all at the wrong moments. Im pretty sure if I played against them I would lose, because they have no playing style.

    • @Hjh826
      @Hjh826 4 года назад +2

      @@vidsbymills R u mad? He had a shit poker face, he only went big when had a decent hand and the only reason he won was becuase the other guys kept pussying out. It was a fun video and I enjoyed it but trying to play this dumpsterfire of a poker game as any thing other than a group of friends having some fun is stupid.

    • @vidsbymills
      @vidsbymills 4 года назад

      @@Hjh826 yeah hence why i said 'aight', not great by any means, but good enough in certain hands for him to win 😂

    • @jeppepedersen2363
      @jeppepedersen2363 4 года назад

      @Jack B my guy did u just say potential royal xD

  • @WoodenChest
    @WoodenChest 4 года назад +288

    Simon: I haven't had a pair this whole time! I haven't had a pair, literally, for so long!
    Also Simon the round before: gets pocket pair (8s)

    • @rajangill5801
      @rajangill5801 4 года назад +14

      simon complains way too much in like every video

    • @De3dSh0t
      @De3dSh0t 4 года назад +3

      Yeah he couldve tried to bluff at least, he wouldve lost either way if he just kept folding might as well play risky

    • @HetRealisme
      @HetRealisme 4 года назад +3

      Nah he was right

    • @yasszone8694
      @yasszone8694 4 года назад +3

      Well, in comparaison to ksi's hands, it wouldve been better to not get his hopes up. Ksi's hands were so amazing and everyone who got their hopes up got smacked

    • @roseysean6626
      @roseysean6626 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/x964Yyghc1o/видео.html

  • @Krovslaaa
    @Krovslaaa 4 года назад +362

    JJ trying make his hair look good.
    Harry out of nowhere:
    “I’m trying to be stylish”

    • @um.itsmaka9982
      @um.itsmaka9982 4 года назад +4

      Harry isnt there

    • @Krovslaaa
      @Krovslaaa 4 года назад

      AgRoxMaka he’s there we just can’t see him

    • @swudi3460
      @swudi3460 4 года назад +1

      AgRoxMaka they’re in a discord call , Harry , Vik , Callux , Calfreezy , Talia , Freya , Chip and many more could all be there and we wouldn’t know

  • @kissos94
    @kissos94 4 года назад +19

    The Sidemen when it's JJ's turn to play: LeT uS SeE tHe CaRdS!!
    The Sidemen when it's their turn to play: RAISE!

  • @lbxmega6574
    @lbxmega6574 4 года назад +102

    I wish harry could play. It would’ve so funny seeing how he acts during a poker game

  • @swogghost4634
    @swogghost4634 4 года назад +99

    Me: Has no understanding of Poker
    Also Me: haha cards go brrrr

  • @Lewis-hs3bf
    @Lewis-hs3bf 4 года назад +226

    When u realise Harry and vik are not here cause they're to young 😂

    • @Mellor175
      @Mellor175 4 года назад +1

      How are they too young?

    • @rolexzon1212
      @rolexzon1212 4 года назад +15

      @@Mellor175 below 25

    • @creeperawman942
      @creeperawman942 4 года назад +56

      Mellor175 have to be 18 to gamble but have to be 25 on youtube

    • @nauticular
      @nauticular 4 года назад

      Creeper Aw Man 25 to gamble on RUclips?

    • @pokerface6886
      @pokerface6886 4 года назад

      font 9078 isn’t Vik the same age as Ethan?

  • @LaikenPlays
    @LaikenPlays 2 года назад +6

    honestly they need to do more long videos like this and poker because it is so relaxing and fun to watch!

  • @KlenOnYT
    @KlenOnYT 4 года назад +302

    No clue how to play poker but still watching, anyone else on the same boat🤣

    • @latom9909
      @latom9909 4 года назад +1

      yes

    • @ashleyp2586
      @ashleyp2586 4 года назад +14

      You get dealt 2 cards and with the 5 “community cards” first 3 is the flop, next card is the turn and last card is the river, you have to make the best 5 card hand using your cards and what’s on the table, take a look at hand rankings too for some more help

    • @vsde2294
      @vsde2294 4 года назад +4

      Ashley P, that is confusing

    • @BroBuzzKebab
      @BroBuzzKebab 4 года назад +2

      Ashley P can u explain the words flop, turn and river? I don’t understand these words in this context

    • @justinfrancis4621
      @justinfrancis4621 4 года назад

      @@ashleyp2586 Bro 😆 🤣 😂

  • @jonahshear5321
    @jonahshear5321 4 года назад +275

    Josh: Why have you checked and then raised
    All actual poker players watching: It's called check raise...

    • @Al_o_bri
      @Al_o_bri 4 года назад +11

      Tobi moaning about raising “before the cards” did my head in as well😂😂

    • @mwjw3999
      @mwjw3999 4 года назад +3

      Al O98 yeah pre flop bets are a good method of course you’d raise slightly if you have a made hand

    • @zrxxyt3570
      @zrxxyt3570 4 года назад +1

      Shoot all actual poker players-anyone who has ever watched at least one pro poker tournament: it’s called check raise... 😂

    • @fpl_djhammer
      @fpl_djhammer 4 года назад

      broooo ikr 😂 it makes my head hurt listening to them say that

    • @wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50
      @wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50 4 года назад

      🔞❎

  • @niscimusic
    @niscimusic 4 года назад +233

    I expected KSI was gonna do all-in in the first round lol ...

    • @woodoo2648
      @woodoo2648 4 года назад

      xD

    • @KlenOnYT
      @KlenOnYT 4 года назад +1

      _Hello, I own a gaming channel and if I can interest you into checking out my channel, watching my content and hopefully subscribing that would be great! Thanks for your time_

    • @Maescsgo
      @Maescsgo 4 года назад

      @Liam Adams Oh dayum!

    • @idkidk1755
      @idkidk1755 4 года назад

      @Liam Adams it true he probably makes minecraft or a weird anime videos

  • @kingfootball3602
    @kingfootball3602 Год назад +1

    Being I just gambled for hours before this, open my phone and see this means the tables r calling me back 😂

  • @yuvalron2129
    @yuvalron2129 4 года назад +202

    everyone: thinks a lot and calculates their next move.
    JJ: haha money goes cling

    • @zrxxyt3570
      @zrxxyt3570 4 года назад +19

      Ok let’s be real here JJ played best out of boys there, of course he made some insanely stupid decisions here and there but against that “limpers” playing agressive is a key

    • @anwarsaeed4067
      @anwarsaeed4067 4 года назад +1

      It would be pretty hard to win a poker game without thinking about moves even with luck

    • @aaron_kingtana2871
      @aaron_kingtana2871 4 года назад +6

      Anyone remember the sidemen playing monopoly, and somehow JJ almost always wins?

    • @Colt2OO2
      @Colt2OO2 4 года назад

      I mean, it worked because he won.

    • @Coffeetime110
      @Coffeetime110 4 года назад +1

      Aaron_Kingtana28 Lol yes. He’d have won except monopoly also involves luck. It’s obvious he is VERY business shrewd.

  • @abdallah3427
    @abdallah3427 4 года назад +43

    This was really entertaining, it's a shame I know nothing about poker lol

  • @NBASoap
    @NBASoap 4 года назад +185

    Sidemen: play poker
    RUclips: Let’s put this under trending for gaming.

    • @cxmeron_gb
      @cxmeron_gb 4 года назад +25

      I mean they are playing a game so

    • @mobinkarimi1663
      @mobinkarimi1663 4 года назад +8

      Poker is a game

    • @cormacbriggs4856
      @cormacbriggs4856 4 года назад +3

      Poker is a game

    • @NBASoap
      @NBASoap 4 года назад

      For everyone saying poker is a game: Would you call professional poker players professional gamers?

    • @MKR119911
      @MKR119911 4 года назад +10

      @@NBASoap im sorry but your argument is really dumb. Would you call professional football or basket players professional gamers? No. and yet fifa players and nba2k players are considered gamers

  • @dylangilcher7068
    @dylangilcher7068 Месяц назад +3

    Bring this back!

  • @ellewaudby3370
    @ellewaudby3370 4 года назад +249

    Let’s talk about JJs hair In this 👀

    • @Katie-B
      @Katie-B 4 года назад +38

      its funny cause he thinks it looks good

    • @tzm335
      @tzm335 4 года назад +16

      🌾 GOD DAMM he lookin like a homeless version of ninja

    • @1440-t5h
      @1440-t5h 4 года назад +17

      Emo JJ

    • @s6otti
      @s6otti 4 года назад +8

      Look like a 5th grader trying to look cool

    • @gunnerfantvr6029
      @gunnerfantvr6029 4 года назад +8

      Jj looks like he works in Cex

  • @whisper6730
    @whisper6730 4 года назад +403

    It’s sad to see Vikk wasn’t in this video or he would have killed you all

    • @aydincakiroglu752
      @aydincakiroglu752 4 года назад +9

      That's what I thought but you never know

    • @britelfernandez1192
      @britelfernandez1192 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/5YbCymxekSI/видео.html I feel like Harry would have been good as well

    • @johirulhoque12
      @johirulhoque12 4 года назад +18

      JJ has played poker many times in casinos in NY and Las Vegas, if anything, JJ would kill vikk with gambling.

    • @connortopping6943
      @connortopping6943 4 года назад +5

      he will be able to play on august 2nd

    • @nitinrai8474
      @nitinrai8474 4 года назад

      Jo Hoque all about the maths tho

  • @tomscho_6639
    @tomscho_6639 4 года назад +61

    JJ’s hair really said 🌾

  • @andyh7777
    @andyh7777 Год назад +7

    Tobi: yooo let’s see the cards or we have no content.
    Also Tobi: *completely gives up and gives all to JJ*

  • @MrEverything7T
    @MrEverything7T 4 года назад +103

    i just started playing pokerstars a few months ago and have been really into poker lately now I see my fav yters playin it, even though they suck its still fun to watch :P

  • @f1nleyt736
    @f1nleyt736 4 года назад +171

    Jj’s hand was sick every time time I swear

    • @rakasudijono5603
      @rakasudijono5603 4 года назад +11

      I mean yeah but when it wasnt he was responsible with the decision to bluff or fold

    • @Pharomid
      @Pharomid 4 года назад +29

      Why do you think he's by far the richest sideman without even knowing grade 9 math. Man has the devil's luck.

    • @ivanortiz1945
      @ivanortiz1945 4 года назад +3

      Silq hes not the richest sidemen

    • @Authien
      @Authien 4 года назад +6

      djdzkxi didndnd he is actually, just because Vik has more money on doesn’t mean anything. He has over a million in jewelry

    • @kfelder5437
      @kfelder5437 4 года назад +1

      djdzkxi didndnd he made over 30 million in boxing fights alone. He’s loaded.

  • @ItsThatVogue
    @ItsThatVogue 4 года назад +109

    JJ: Bets
    Everyone else: 'COME ON MAN LET'S MAKE A VIDEO'

    • @roseysean6626
      @roseysean6626 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/x964Yyghc1o/видео.html

  • @thecallofdutygamer11
    @thecallofdutygamer11 2 месяца назад

    8:50 - 9:20 that was hard to watch lmaoooo. "Why is mine not a winner" JJ's reaction was so natural it couldn't have been a bluff and they still call him 😂

  • @hyena4162
    @hyena4162 4 года назад +135

    Ethan: Were all playing as friends
    JJ: You’re all twats

    • @KlenOnYT
      @KlenOnYT 4 года назад +2

      _Hello, I own a gaming channel and if I can interest you into checking out my channel, watching my content and hopefully subscribing that would be great! Thanks for your time_ :)

    • @salvolive
      @salvolive 4 года назад

      DoNt REaD My NaME LOL

  • @haaruun6776
    @haaruun6776 4 года назад +19

    It amazes me how the sidemen can make me watch every video although I don’t understand a thing that is going on

  • @Kritlon
    @Kritlon 4 года назад +108

    *when you wait for a MoreSidemen video but it's a game you dont understand*
    "my heart crack"
    _edit: this comment got 2 likes one being myself so I think the normal thing to do is to shoutout people so I'm going to _*_shoutout JJ_*_ cuz he's always there when I need him the least_

    • @mmn7377
      @mmn7377 4 года назад

      Init

    • @dominikmisalko378
      @dominikmisalko378 4 года назад +1

      "I feel my heart crack"

    • @diamondkonk1196
      @diamondkonk1196 4 года назад

      Jotaro Kujo I mean he did do the Quote right just didn’t include that part

  • @ozidraws9649
    @ozidraws9649 4 года назад +30

    Jj: *hasn't activated windows and cant pass year nine maths*
    Also jj: *squashes sidemen in poker*

  • @shouldcare6433
    @shouldcare6433 4 года назад +181

    JJ changing his hair, he did the exact thing with his hair just before changing It last time

    • @Emanuel-gj5cc
      @Emanuel-gj5cc 4 года назад +2

      He already said he’s not changing it yet

    • @shouldcare6433
      @shouldcare6433 4 года назад

      Emanuel - what one says should bor ve what another expect

    • @Emanuel-gj5cc
      @Emanuel-gj5cc 4 года назад

      Should CARE learn how to type first of all, and second of all if Jj says he’s not changing it for a while then that literally means he’s not gonna change it

    • @shouldcare6433
      @shouldcare6433 4 года назад

      Emanuel - fIrSt Of AlL why are you so mad shit aint that deep and maybe just maybe ,idk you are the genius, he wanted suprise us with blue hair and thats why he lied about it.

    • @shouldcare6433
      @shouldcare6433 4 года назад

      Emanuel - oh and just so u understand by «fIrSt Of AlL» i ment first of all

  • @jcech73
    @jcech73 4 года назад +84

    Everyone: **talking normally**
    Ethan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
    Volume up/down, and miss out on 95% of the conversations.....

  • @rahul.d4576
    @rahul.d4576 4 года назад +111

    Am I the only one who doesn’t know what they’re doing but still watching?

  • @kwametabiri9501
    @kwametabiri9501 4 года назад +6

    Been watching for 14min so far and Josh seems to be the only one that knows how to play poker. I think he'll go far if not win.

  • @clearbandwagoner9249
    @clearbandwagoner9249 4 года назад +57

    Jj: *says Poker Stars*
    Me: “If you live poker, you’ll love poker live”

    • @Deadosaurus
      @Deadosaurus 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @udrake9517
      @udrake9517 4 года назад

      you goofed it its if you like poker youll love poker ñive but nice

  • @FirePhoenixYT
    @FirePhoenixYT 4 года назад +282

    Harry probably doesn’t know how to play. On the other hand, Vik is probably like Rainman and wasn’t invited 😂😅

    • @ooon5617
      @ooon5617 4 года назад +35

      Nah, there both 24 years old so they can’t play

    • @jamesk1564
      @jamesk1564 4 года назад +22

      LittleAsian123 at one point in the vid they mention about having to find someone 25+ to join them. Might be in the contact that they only want people 25+ promoting it.

    • @jakelewis8240
      @jakelewis8240 4 года назад +18

      LittleAsian123 no they have to be 25 they literally said in the video you schmuck

    • @gdchrfggedhn7199
      @gdchrfggedhn7199 4 года назад +1

      @Harry's Ket yeah I remember them saying that in a video,but I can't remember which one??Do you know???

    • @FirePhoenixYT
      @FirePhoenixYT 4 года назад +2

      O.N thought it was only 18+

  • @peter_rasmussen
    @peter_rasmussen 4 года назад +317

    When you don't know what's going on, but still try to understand the rules...

    • @SVAB
      @SVAB 4 года назад +88

      It’s easier than you think: Every players gets dealt 2 cards (player cards), after that the player can match the amount of other bets, throw away his cards or put in more money based on how good his starting cards are. Then 5 cards are dealt in the middle of the table , every player can see those cards and the goal is to make the best possible combination of your cards and the 5 cards in the middle. The highest combination wins! ;) It’s a bit confusing at the beginning but you’ll get used to it!! Gl

    • @ericwang8152
      @ericwang8152 4 года назад +5

      @@SVAB ty sir

    • @ka5h95
      @ka5h95 4 года назад +3

      @@SVAB goat

    • @rlc9583
      @rlc9583 4 года назад +1

      @@SVAB you legend thanks

    • @im_lively8022
      @im_lively8022 4 года назад

      Seva 1 thank you now i can understand the video

  • @james6247
    @james6247 4 года назад +45

    surely play with Daniel Negreanu, would be jokes

    • @elgundero
      @elgundero 4 года назад +1

      Yep, but as hes not with stars anymore, its probably not happening

    • @MtnDewWarrior
      @MtnDewWarrior 3 года назад +1

      That would be an awesome video

    • @MtnDewWarrior
      @MtnDewWarrior 3 года назад +1

      Could be a sidemen Sunday, have a face to face poker tournament with Daniel. Idk if that many people would like to watch that as much as I would tho

  • @e-0005
    @e-0005 4 года назад +49

    I'm mad that Ethan missed the opportunity to call himself "BETzinga"

  • @De3dSh0t
    @De3dSh0t 4 года назад +30

    36:45 has to be the dumbest call I have ever seen... To have a mad comeback like Tobi did and just throw it like that is just mental

  • @leogaming7989
    @leogaming7989 4 года назад +26

    We’res Harry and vik can’t be poker without them 😂

    • @beepboop2881
      @beepboop2881 4 года назад +2

      Great spelling mate

    • @shaytanna6864
      @shaytanna6864 4 года назад

      they aren’t 25, you have to be 25 to play poker on youtube

  • @Bubliosse
    @Bubliosse 2 месяца назад +3

    Ethan folded two diamonds when the flop was two diamonds and a heart 😭

  • @Chongy-ux6nj
    @Chongy-ux6nj 4 года назад +174

    Who else thinks this video would be much quicker if Vik played

    • @refluxx427
      @refluxx427 4 года назад +5

      thats why hes not playing lol

    • @jake_youll
      @jake_youll 4 года назад +12

      @@refluxx427 no it isnt bc they said 25+ hi and harry are under 25

    • @bamaiamafernandes1093
      @bamaiamafernandes1093 4 года назад +2

      Poker is for above 25 ?!?!????

    • @Konzaking
      @Konzaking 4 года назад

      Bamaiama Fernandes to upload it to RUclips I think you have to be 25+

    • @Konzaking
      @Konzaking 4 года назад +2

      Vikk would’ve been there counting cards and shit 😂

  • @shussainic_tm
    @shussainic_tm 4 года назад +68

    No one:
    Ethan : JIZZLS ON 420 YOU LOT!

  • @will-uk1qu
    @will-uk1qu 4 года назад +111

    JJ copying Aiyana-Lee’s haircut I see

  • @caylumbarwell.3211
    @caylumbarwell.3211 4 года назад +1

    Best video in ages

  • @joshuablack7255
    @joshuablack7255 4 года назад +53

    Jj: Wins 5k in a poker tournament
    Also Jj: Still hasnt activated windows

  • @Daddy_Creed
    @Daddy_Creed 4 года назад +60

    At least JJ use the right “you’re” in the chat box unlike in little boy 😂

  • @DM-ev1bd
    @DM-ev1bd 4 года назад +79

    Ethan : If you feel ike this isnt fun then step away
    Everyone who already clicked on the video: Well its a bit late now

  • @NaiKzOfficial
    @NaiKzOfficial 4 года назад +1

    36:42 Behz when he realized JJ went all in 😂💀

  • @Jakesawake_
    @Jakesawake_ 4 года назад +102

    Who else doesn’t understand rat and what was going on but still watched the whole video just because they’re the sidemen

    • @andrearadic5151
      @andrearadic5151 4 года назад +3

      that’s how i feel when i am watching the fifa videos hahahaha

    • @Readthisifsmoothbrain
      @Readthisifsmoothbrain 4 года назад +1

      No one because poker is super simple

    • @ItsRainingLemons
      @ItsRainingLemons 4 года назад

      @@Readthisifsmoothbrain Not if you haven't played it

    • @ProkManNeel
      @ProkManNeel 4 года назад

      You can learn the game in 20 minutes

  • @AG-vj1ho
    @AG-vj1ho 4 года назад +50

    Flop comes 456
    JJ: “what a river”

  • @custer3176
    @custer3176 4 года назад +72

    no one:
    not a single soul ever lived:
    JJ when he gets flush: YES! YES! I WIN!

    • @ralfkaram6611
      @ralfkaram6611 4 года назад

      hahahahhaahah they still called him even though he clearly said that he flushed.
      so i guess it worked somehow

    • @jaguar4118
      @jaguar4118 4 года назад

      dead meme

    • @custer3176
      @custer3176 4 года назад

      @@ralfkaram6611 yea that was interesting

  • @user-cb8kc4bh5f
    @user-cb8kc4bh5f 4 года назад +3

    simon and jjs friendship shows during this video

  • @griffinleggieri2885
    @griffinleggieri2885 4 года назад +47

    Pre-flop raises aren’t that uncommon, people were getting pissed at JJ

    • @reyenshah4561
      @reyenshah4561 4 года назад

      because he was putting 1k on pre-flop, between friends

    • @WilliamMorelloDancer
      @WilliamMorelloDancer 4 года назад

      JJ is literally raising 10-20 bb which is not common.

    • @WilliamMorelloDancer
      @WilliamMorelloDancer 4 года назад

      @MrCactus He does it with garbage hands though

  • @jasgoti4707
    @jasgoti4707 4 года назад +53

    JJ: “4,5,6... what a river” Every poker player: 😐

    • @dh0055
      @dh0055 4 года назад

      A river 😂😂😂😂

  • @krishnaraoyadav8705
    @krishnaraoyadav8705 4 года назад +53

    Poker would definitely be more fun with Harry and may be vikk.

  • @lovaboy0076
    @lovaboy0076 4 года назад +1

    i recently just learned how to play poker and thank god, learning makes this so much more fun and interesting

  • @Halktz
    @Halktz 4 года назад +20

    Sidemen : betting carefully
    Stevewildoit: chugging a Jack Daniels while loosing 10.000 dollars in 10 minutes.

  • @bmanrichy
    @bmanrichy 4 года назад +37

    Tobi “JJ play the game” like you did going all in with 92

  • @amitman509
    @amitman509 4 года назад +210

    This video is so triggering for people that actually know how to play the game

    • @tbctbc8173
      @tbctbc8173 4 года назад +9

      True haven't got a clue how to play and never been interested in poker however I love the sidemen so it's a piss take. 😔

    • @x_bean_2880
      @x_bean_2880 4 года назад

      Initttt

    • @karlyazbek5173
      @karlyazbek5173 4 года назад +6

      I swear they have no idea what they’re doing lol

    • @Swadiy
      @Swadiy 4 года назад +22

      If you think this is triggering then know that Ethan folded a pair of kings in their game against a pro

    • @KlenOnYT
      @KlenOnYT 4 года назад +1

      _Hello, I own a gaming channel and if I can interest you into checking out my channel, watching my content and hopefully subscribing that would be great! Thanks for your time_ :)

  • @briant392
    @briant392 4 года назад +10

    Play with Daniel Negreanu. He’s hilarious and one of the best players

    • @krishpatt1209
      @krishpatt1209 4 года назад +1

      Brian T finally someone who knows what hes talkin bout poker

  • @crys.
    @crys. 4 года назад +52

    Looks like JJ's going through another one of his dodgy haircut stages