Stfu... you don't think the anguish of love lost is one of the worst things to happen to a human? Do you lecture quadriplegics about how every day is a gift, even without the use of one's limbs? 'Cause you'd be right, but still an asshole. Were you trying to make Mike feel better? It seemed like you were minimizing his feelings and gaslighting him. Either way, leave him the fuck alone. I'm not a big fan of his, but this has got to be one of the most human moments he's shared. I really hope you were trying to cheer him up. But I do see the haters, regardless. A broken heart is something I wouldn't wish upon anybody. Life really sucks sometimes. It's not about conditional relativism, it's about how one feels. You act like he's a billionaire crying about his jet needing repairs.
Poker is a HUGE grind for 99% of people. Very time consuming, mind consuming, Draining, tiring, major highs/excitement and huge lows filled with anger and frustration, steaming. Its the sponsored/endorsed Pros (like Daniel negreanu, phil hellmuth etc etc) always on TV (buy ins covered for free, travel covered, hotels covered) and playing super high stakes with rich amateurs/celebs/businessmen that its really fun and super lucrative for. Again this is a very small %. The difference is lifestyle for them is night and day different from the usual Poker pro or poker player grinding it out smaller stakes behind the scenes everyday
I wish you could be in the pokergo booth commentating. I think you could be happy doing something like that one day. You used to be so excited about poker and it was a real treat listening to you. Id like to see that again. Plus the commentating needs a lot of help!
The total bro comes in and tries to slam dunk some positivity into you and it lasts literally 1.2 seconds and then you go back into misery. Comon Mike, we make our own magic.
He looked high at the beginning and had food in his beard. I was hoping he's not back on the opiates. He talked about how miserable it was kicking them, but he looked out of it at the beginning. Hopefully he was just tired. He's always extremely miserable with a bad attitude though, that's every blog.
Matusow seems a lot more unhappy. He gives a sense of extreme misery every time I see him. It's not hard to pick up on unfortunately. He looked high as a kite at the beginning as well. I hope it was just him tired, maybe he just woke up.
Does he do anything besides whine? The table is always "shit" or "terrible" and his opponents can't ever have hands according to him. "Oh I had a pair of 7s and this shit player calls me on trips... what the fuck?" ok Mike
Lets go back to the national heads up championship Mike! I think it was 2012ish? I loved seeing mike yelling out "its my time" as he takes it down. Hope you can find your way back there
Back in the day, the 90s, I was into the bodybuilding scene...had a breakup that was painful from a 2 year intense relationship...not 3 or 4 months later in the gym, I'm sitting against the wall resting, she walks in with a new guy and literally starts using the machine I'm next to and acts like she'd never seen me before...didn't go use something else, didn't have an awkward moment, didn't change her demeanor or anything, just ahppily carried on as if i was a complete stranger. I was flabbergasted at the total non chalantness of it. Point being, hang in there Mike...the world isn't coming to an end. All the bad stuff feathers out sooner or later. Don't let any of the cruel heartless worthless people have any effect on you. Fuck em all. Life goes on, and they go away.
No matter how good or bad this series goes. Always remember Mike. You have made a living playing a GAME over the last what 30 years. Thats a huge victory.I still think that 5 bracelet is coming. You almost got it last year..Sooner or later it will come i have no doubt.
Listen Mike, stop complaining. The fact that she was placed next to you is a sign that you have to overcome the narrative in your head about her or any other woman and move on. She's 1 in 400b women on Earth. Surely you can do better than someone who lies to you, does you dirty, etc. You will never respect yourself or be happy when you place it in the hands of someone else. You had a good perspective in the beginning about it and then let yourself slip into negativity again. You are the only one that can turn things around and create that positivity in your life. Universe/God does the rest. Stand tall and be positive. You have a great life. You get to play poker for a living, you live in Vegas, eat the best food, etc etc. You need to change your perspective and narrative. You can be reborn in a sense when you do that. Wish you the best.
@bentonja668 lol I don't throw people in the trash and say they can't get a good woman. Maybe Matusow finds someone that makes him better or he gets his shit together and attracts someone that is good. He just needs to stop settling for garbage women and become a little better as a person everyday as we all should
He needs a good diet and a bit of exercise if he's strong and healthy enough to do it. Diet and exercise does wonders for everyone in terms of feeling good.
Its the freaking WORLD SERIES and Mike cant even focus on poker.... acting like hes some teenage romeo!? At this rate mikes gonna get buried in losing & negativity from here onward
that's too real right there. Theres a weird universal rule that if you don't want to see a specific person, that person is going to get shoved in your face over and over again.
I'm not totally convinced Mike didn't relapse on everything already. He looks completely out of it in several of these videos. At the beginning of this Mike had food in his beard and missed shaving a giant part of his head, just looked completely zonked out. I hope I'm wrong and he's just extremely tired. I want Mike to be happier and do well honestly.
You still off the opiates? Hopefully you were just tired and not back on drugs again. I know you put a lot of effort in getting off the opiates and adderall.
Nothing like these VLogs to add some sunshine and positivity into your day 😳
If this is the most brutal day of your life you’ve ever had to deal with, you’ve lived an extremely lucky and charmed life.
To be fair, he said it was the most brutal day "in poker" he ever had to deal with.
He said poker and life
Considering he spent time in prison I wouldn't take that comment too seriously
Stfu... you don't think the anguish of love lost is one of the worst things to happen to a human?
Do you lecture quadriplegics about how every day is a gift, even without the use of one's limbs?
'Cause you'd be right, but still an asshole. Were you trying to make Mike feel better? It seemed like you were minimizing his feelings and gaslighting him.
Either way, leave him the fuck alone. I'm not a big fan of his, but this has got to be one of the most human moments he's shared.
I really hope you were trying to cheer him up.
But I do see the haters, regardless. A broken heart is something I wouldn't wish upon anybody. Life really sucks sometimes.
It's not about conditional relativism, it's about how one feels. You act like he's a billionaire crying about his jet needing repairs.
How does hyperbole work, the world may never know
Alan Kessler just drives the stake into Mike “how many cashes have you had” ? Hahaha, priceless 🤣🤣🤣
I have nothing bad to say about her except she has fucking done me dirty 😂
Said with the South Park voice, "They took 'er jobs!!"
Poker is a HUGE grind for 99% of people. Very time consuming, mind consuming, Draining, tiring, major highs/excitement and huge lows filled with anger and frustration, steaming. Its the sponsored/endorsed Pros (like Daniel negreanu, phil hellmuth etc etc) always on TV (buy ins covered for free, travel covered, hotels covered) and playing super high stakes with rich amateurs/celebs/businessmen that its really fun and super lucrative for. Again this is a very small %. The difference is lifestyle for them is night and day different from the usual Poker pro or poker player grinding it out smaller stakes behind the scenes everyday
Mike I’m a big fan of the vlog. I said hi the other day, you weren’t busy. You didn’t say a word !
Kessler coming out of nowhere was pure comedy
The best part of the video.
I wish you could be in the pokergo booth commentating. I think you could be happy doing something like that one day. You used to be so excited about poker and it was a real treat listening to you. Id like to see that again. Plus the commentating needs a lot of help!
The total bro comes in and tries to slam dunk some positivity into you and it lasts literally 1.2 seconds and then you go back into misery.
Comon Mike, we make our own magic.
Your problems aren’t unique. Your stories help others in similar situations cope. Keep up the good work bro these vids are awesome
Does this guy EVER look in the mirror? Geez this is pathetic.
He looked high at the beginning and had food in his beard. I was hoping he's not back on the opiates. He talked about how miserable it was kicking them, but he looked out of it at the beginning. Hopefully he was just tired. He's always extremely miserable with a bad attitude though, that's every blog.
Who's more miserable in life, Kessler or Matusow... close call
Kessler has moments of pure joy like when he discovers a coupon loophole.
@@Mathemagical55 What a life
Matusow seems a lot more unhappy. He gives a sense of extreme misery every time I see him. It's not hard to pick up on unfortunately. He looked high as a kite at the beginning as well. I hope it was just him tired, maybe he just woke up.
Does he do anything besides whine? The table is always "shit" or "terrible" and his opponents can't ever have hands according to him. "Oh I had a pair of 7s and this shit player calls me on trips... what the fuck?" ok Mike
Hang on Mike, we love you my brother
Mike you are wearing a shirt full of cats. You have hit rock bottom.
I thought you were paralyzed and there ya go walking
Buying a catalogue girlfriend who is half your age never ends well.
Play cards Mike, I think the distractions are overwhelming. MY time is spent on bathroom breaks, clear path, hydration and food. Keep it going.
This is more of a therapy session than a poker vlog
You had a girlfriend lol can’t imagine 😮
Film the patch!
Surprising Allen only has 3 cashes considering he thinks he's 35% better than everybody.
Lets go back to the national heads up championship Mike! I think it was 2012ish? I loved seeing mike yelling out "its my time" as he takes it down. Hope you can find your way back there
this is an example of a lost poker life
How can that be real? We are in a simulation. This would be a great add for an extra bonus scene in your documentary.
Back in the day, the 90s, I was into the bodybuilding scene...had a breakup that was painful from a 2 year intense relationship...not 3 or 4 months later in the gym, I'm sitting against the wall resting, she walks in with a new guy and literally starts using the machine I'm next to and acts like she'd never seen me before...didn't go use something else, didn't have an awkward moment, didn't change her demeanor or anything, just ahppily carried on as if i was a complete stranger. I was flabbergasted at the total non chalantness of it. Point being, hang in there Mike...the world isn't coming to an end. All the bad stuff feathers out sooner or later. Don't let any of the cruel heartless worthless people have any effect on you. Fuck em all. Life goes on, and they go away.
🤪 love me some Mike “The Mouth “!!! Makes me feel good in my life… keep’em comin!! 👊🏻
Keep your head up Mikey. Forget the past. Move on.
In the immortal words of Ty Webb... See your future. Be your future. Make your future.
All be a memory soon. Can’t run bad forever
No matter how good or bad this series goes. Always remember Mike. You have made a living playing a GAME over the last what 30 years. Thats a huge victory.I still think that 5 bracelet is coming. You almost got it last year..Sooner or later it will come i have no doubt.
Love watching these
Listen Mike, stop complaining. The fact that she was placed next to you is a sign that you have to overcome the narrative in your head about her or any other woman and move on. She's 1 in 400b women on Earth. Surely you can do better than someone who lies to you, does you dirty, etc. You will never respect yourself or be happy when you place it in the hands of someone else. You had a good perspective in the beginning about it and then let yourself slip into negativity again. You are the only one that can turn things around and create that positivity in your life. Universe/God does the rest. Stand tall and be positive. You have a great life. You get to play poker for a living, you live in Vegas, eat the best food, etc etc. You need to change your perspective and narrative. You can be reborn in a sense when you do that. Wish you the best.
What woman with her act together would have anything to do with Mike?
@bentonja668 lol I don't throw people in the trash and say they can't get a good woman. Maybe Matusow finds someone that makes him better or he gets his shit together and attracts someone that is good. He just needs to stop settling for garbage women and become a little better as a person everyday as we all should
wait, hold on. you think there's 400 billion women on the Earth??
she looked pretty hot.
Im sure mike was selling BS when he said they dated.... 😂 dont be so gullible
@@cyberhype5495 'I can't believe they put the prostitute I've been hiring for the past 3 years next to me at the poker table!'
Gotta find a cool 24, 25 year old that enjoys smoking and casino, man. You'll feel better and play better. Good Luck. 🃏 🃏
Ok ok. I admit it!! I was jonesing😂 for some Matesow
She sounded hot!!!
""girlfriend"" btw
Hey Mike. You should try a carnivore diet, plus some berries and nuts. It helped me a lot mentally to not eat sugar, grains, pasta, rice etc.
He needs a good diet and a bit of exercise if he's strong and healthy enough to do it. Diet and exercise does wonders for everyone in terms of feeling good.
gee isnt Victor Blom having a great wsop
Thank you sir
Its the freaking WORLD SERIES and Mike cant even focus on poker.... acting like hes some teenage romeo!? At this rate mikes gonna get buried in losing & negativity from here onward
ill fix my hair at the break. Mike doing life when he feels like it. love it.
Mikes Ex had him rattled 😅
Mike please tell us she didn't get your chips
Where did your how ex girlfriend get the money for this tournament.. you ex gave you the bad luck ..
Unbelievable!! You are fuckin due for a win my man. Good luck and God bless. Jesus loves you and he's trying to help you.
Your mind is not strong enough to win .. enjoy your punting spree this summer
Life is a joke until you turn it around
Did she take your chips 🤪🤣🤣
It's just a strange coincidence, don't read anything into it. Stay focused on your game.
Everything's more than a coincidence for him, it's a conspiracy in Mikes mind. That's how his mind works unfortunately.
Cmon Mike its just randomness. Kinda like the ppc stream last night and daniel was the first moved and people flipped out
What are the chances?! That would suck.
that's too real right there. Theres a weird universal rule that if you don't want to see a specific person, that person is going to get shoved in your face over and over again.
Kessler !!! Lmao
Is he getting bought in to these
Still like watching Groundhog Day, time to bust out the Adderall 💊
I'm not totally convinced Mike didn't relapse on everything already. He looks completely out of it in several of these videos. At the beginning of this Mike had food in his beard and missed shaving a giant part of his head, just looked completely zonked out. I hope I'm wrong and he's just extremely tired. I want Mike to be happier and do well honestly.
Mail order brides kesseler and mike have something in common and also wine and cry about everything
This is the worst poker stream out there. I haven't seen most of them but im absolutly sure of it
no videos for 7 days during heart of wsop??
Your ex looks like an absolute rocket!
it can only go up from here
What is her name?
Who was the girl mike?😊
go say hi to her at the rhino
Shocked to find out that younger more attractive woman was cheating on him 😂
They say god never sends you more than you can handle
amazing she draws that seat
If you believe mikes story 😂
If it wasn’t for luck the moth would win every tournament! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What game is Mike really strong at these days? Is it Omaha 8? I know his no limit game has many issues, that's for sure.
@@billj4525 That’s my whole point bro! He’s a fool, and hence the moth!
@@DMKFACTOR Lol
Not many cashes this year Mickey?
Unblur her face!
Just ran across this on reddit, I havent really kept up with Mike over the years....why is he in a wheel chair?
Positive interaction m then back to his sad sack story lol
Does he live in a hotel now?
You still off the opiates? Hopefully you were just tired and not back on drugs again. I know you put a lot of effort in getting off the opiates and adderall.
he never said he was quitting adderall
Perhaps it’s an opportunity to reaffirm why you shouldn’t be together.
what's bothering you today , Allen ?
Just tell her to give you a call
Mike the whinning Trump of poker
You are in quicksand. Once there are lies and trust involved the sooner you pull yourself out the easier it will be.
So you wanna be a poker player eh 😂
For a "strong man" you sure do whine a lot!!