What a vlog! 4:45 Pretty girl 7:50 Mike runs into a door 14:25 Mike's opponent helps expose Mike's table talk lies 14:45 Allen "Chainsaw" Kessler makes an appearance 16:25 "Big fan" employee brings back Mike's chair 0:00 - 18:03 Mike can't make a hand, everybody plays so bad, then busts
Sadly folks if you don't evolve with the times the game passes you by. Mike still thinks its 2004 when you can sit and wait for the nuts and get paid off 🙄
U mustve missed the part about it being the SENIORS event. He described some as aggressive, and most as passive. NONE of them have evolved their game, so he had little to worry about.
He's too tight. That's why he always blinds down when he doesn't pick up hands. He has to know that he has to try to open up and steal some pots, especially in tournament poker.
@@billj4525 U obviously didnt hear a word he said. He said he stole most of his chips. How is that tight? Some guy even said that Mike had AK 20 times, which was repeating the lie Mike told him every time he stole pots.
Just a suggestion that worked for me one summer at the WSOP when I was running so bad and getting it in big as an overwhelming favorite in 7 straight events. I went iver to Caesars and played a smaller event. I bested 424 runners for the win and then the next few days crushed tbeir main event. Then I went back to the WSOP four days later and started running well. My cash rate at the WSOP is 30%. My problem is I got hurt way worse than you in a slip and fall and can't play in a tourney.
It's a weaker field, but it's still only one tournament, so much variance in one tournament. Mike is having a horrific series. He's played so many events and barely cashed in any events. Seniors is a better chance for sure. Definitely a lot of people getting out of line who will pay you off with bad hands.
broken record bs on the vlogs.."im the greatest..im the best..im playing so great" ...i make ONE mistake"..blah blah.. incineration, does phil buy all the stories?
Mike u have to be one of the worst poker players I’ve ever listened to recounting hands like they know what they’re talking about . Delusion is impressive
WTF go to a gym and improve go to a restaurant and eat like a champ order what's good for guts. Grrrrrrr. After passover I was at Wrigley and enjoyed kosher dogs a polish as well as a Chicago. I got half the menu. And hang in the sportsbook and make some $$$$ put some booty in your show and find a friend to help you collect the superbowl $3k or retain a high quality collection connection for help. Angle shooters aren't popular for long.
I will never stake you again@@@@ I staked you 2,000 for the 10,000 PLO tourney and you go to the senior bowl??????? Sorry I ever trusted you. Thankx for no effort-----JIm
mike is entering the "slow adult $15.00 freeze out" next.
He’d get smoked in that too 😅
I love tuning in for an 18 minute moan 😂😂
Usually the guy with the most shoe polish in their beard wins this one.
😂😂😂😂
The people he passes that are like eating dinner and shit must be like wtf is this scooter man ranting about, it’s so great. Get ‘em mikey!
What a vlog!
4:45 Pretty girl
7:50 Mike runs into a door
14:25 Mike's opponent helps expose Mike's table talk lies
14:45 Allen "Chainsaw" Kessler makes an appearance
16:25 "Big fan" employee brings back Mike's chair
0:00 - 18:03 Mike can't make a hand, everybody plays so bad, then busts
lol wtf am i doing? just sitting here watch the mouth drive around.
Mikey out here pushing around the Blue Cross/Blue Shield berry patch posse.
Mike can’t possibly run bad,he’s in a wheelchair. He’s just wheeling bad!
I see someone watched Ryan's vlog today and stole this from Danny!!!! (Yes he's fat)
The competition is rolling over him
@@melissathompson7229 precisely,Danny is a beast!
Totally stole that from Danny L on DePaulo video but that’s ok.
@@andrewfindysz9465 precisely,Danny is a beast!
7:56 😂😂😂
Kessler needs to do a VLOG
In a parallel universe Mike wins that hand Vs. Raymer and is a crusher in these senior events.
Sadly folks if you don't evolve with the times the game passes you by. Mike still thinks its 2004 when you can sit and wait for the nuts and get paid off 🙄
U mustve missed the part about it being the SENIORS event. He described some as aggressive, and most as passive. NONE of them have evolved their game, so he had little to worry about.
Gunna say aprayer for you Mikey, keep on wheelin and dealin!
Welcome to Matisow Kessler happy hour 😢
Kessler again! Never see him coming! From the shadows haha
it is like going to the smoking area of any poker room any place in the world, you can always find someone telling these same stories....
I live this vlog. When Mike speaks about his poor aggression and running soo bad, I feel like I'm taking too myself.
88 times his said the work f.. amazing...
this guy is a train wreak
They think you're tight bc youre super tight 🤷♂️
He's too tight. That's why he always blinds down when he doesn't pick up hands. He has to know that he has to try to open up and steal some pots, especially in tournament poker.
@@billj4525 exactly!
His financial situation though. Too much oressure
@@billj4525 U obviously didnt hear a word he said. He said he stole most of his chips. How is that tight? Some guy even said that Mike had AK 20 times, which was repeating the lie Mike told him every time he stole pots.
Just a suggestion that worked for me one summer at the WSOP when I was running so bad and getting it in big as an overwhelming favorite in 7 straight events. I went iver to Caesars and played a smaller event. I bested 424 runners for the win and then the next few days crushed tbeir main event. Then I went back to the WSOP four days later and started running well. My cash rate at the WSOP is 30%. My problem is I got hurt way worse than you in a slip and fall and can't play in a tourney.
Mikey!
The 3 most commonly used words in the dictionary are: would've, could've & should've
u got it mike who cares what the haters say! you're a 4 time bracelet winner for a reason
Yes 30 years ago dude
Shout out to Wednesday Addams!
The flop why would you not throw out a c bet when you pair your q? Two barrels he may fold before river
What about when you beat Greg Raymer with ace 7 vs jacks... you caught 2 7s... who is fronting you? Mike
is it the felt, the cards, the luck or the play? everyday same story.. seems like aggression might favor you
Mike where you been? All your friends been winning bracelets
14:26 lmao
You playing in the seniors now? You need to cash in this tournament!¡!
It's a weaker field, but it's still only one tournament, so much variance in one tournament. Mike is having a horrific series. He's played so many events and barely cashed in any events. Seniors is a better chance for sure. Definitely a lot of people getting out of line who will pay you off with bad hands.
You should win more..
Q77 and you check in position with AQ? No sympathy. I mean it’s a seniors event. That ain’t Phil Ivey over there.
Happy hour with the mouth
broken record bs on the vlogs.."im the greatest..im the best..im playing so great" ...i make ONE mistake"..blah blah.. incineration, does phil buy all the stories?
Hate AQ, Dat chit always gets me in trouble 😢.
Chainsaw loves the camera!!!!!!
Mike just go to the strip bar... spend your money there!!!!!
Day two table looks as soft as shit
Lol
Mike hasn't exactly kept up with the game has he?? Outside of Negreanu, Ivey, and Seidel it's tough to name the real old schoolers who kept up
Bet no one can spell the name of the guy he says is the number one senior poker player in the world.
Archie Karas? Nm I think he died
lol
I have watched a few vids now. My 2 cents is you aren’t very good at poker. Thanks for the entertainment!
the table is shit, no one can play there all shit, im better than everyone else i never get a hand..same shit different day....
Mike I’m a poker dealer and even I run hotter than you !
18 minutes of negativity. Inspiring
Mike u have to be one of the worst poker players I’ve ever listened to recounting hands like they know what they’re talking about . Delusion is impressive
Give an example
WTF go to a gym and improve go to a restaurant and eat like a champ order what's good for guts. Grrrrrrr. After passover I was at Wrigley and enjoyed kosher dogs a polish as well as a Chicago. I got half the menu. And hang in the sportsbook and make some $$$$ put some booty in your show and find a friend to help you collect the superbowl $3k or retain a high quality collection connection for help. Angle shooters aren't popular for long.
Anyone just straight up think this guy can't play? He never gets a hand every tournament.
You can’t beat the old guys or the young guys your time is done my friend unless you learn more buddy it’s not 2005 😂
I will never stake you again@@@@ I staked you 2,000 for the 10,000 PLO tourney and you go to the senior bowl??????? Sorry I ever trusted you. Thankx for no effort-----JIm
You have an excuse for everything but at least you don’t think you play perfect poker like dnegs lol and your a Nit bro
Cannot watch the negativity and self deprecation anymore.
This is the worst thing on YT! Why would anyone waste time watching him?
Your looking like joe Biden bro. Take a nap or 3
Matesow blows
7:52 😂😂😂
Mike you missed a turn…..lmaoooooo