if technoblade wrote the script for minecraft story mode: "i'm gonna stab all my enemies and sacrifice everyone, but not ruben, to defeat the wither and commit the massive genocide"
@@kaancii5448 Not in slang. It is usually used to describe someone trying to be badass or dark. Like, someone trying too hard to be a cool anime character with a dark backstory.
I like how Petra literally summoned and killed a wither to give the nether star to the Ocelots but when faced with soul sand and three wither skulls she has no idea what's going on.
I'd give it 270 years (9 generations, 30 years being 1 generation) for people to forget who techo was because at that point all of us would be dead and I'm not sure if his legacy will continue. There may be some people who would remember him, but that being said, 270 years is a long time, and you never know what might happen with youtube or the world.
I know its sad, but we will *eventually forget about Technoblade* nothing lasts forever, and while this may be sad the only thing we can do is sit back and remember him as great as we can.
The voice actor for Axel constantly sounds like he's recording his lines from home and it's like 2 am and he's trying not to wake up everyone in his house
"Nothing built can last forever." It was just the beginning of an old game, but it hits you hard when you look back on Techno's channel. Over the years, a huge fanbase around a creator doing what he loved was built. New fans, new content, live, joyful chat between a legend and his chat...it hurts that it didn't last forever. Technoblade was taken from us far too soon, even now, months after his passing, I can't hold back my tears when I revisit this channel. Though still, I am happy the channel is still here. A treasure trove of memories for us all to return to, where we can laugh and smile like before. Rest well, king. Us nerds will keep your legacy alive.
going back to my roots from a couple years ago and using this as background noise as i fall asleep. i dont comment much but ive been a silent fan for years. rest in power Technoblade.
I get ya. I never put out'a comment ever, but now I do, and I do this thing where I watch a RUclipsr I like, but I don't subscribe, nor turn on notifications. It's very weird of me.
I have fallen for the oldest trick in the book once again, I have fallen asleep watching a completely different form of video entirely, and have waken up to technoblade playing minecraft story mode
they should have let the player choose a personality and put stuff like “kind and hard-working” “reckless and caring” and then “technoblade” where all the choices are stab
This is the best series on RUclips. I watch this whenever I feel bored. I wished that Telltale would come back just so Techno could play Season 3, but that’s no longer possible… Rest in pigs, Technoblade 👑🐷
As much as techno dissed the epic dialogue in this, this is still one of my comfort series. I would always put it on in the background when playing video games and going to sleep and techno talking through this game made me laugh a bunch of times so thank you techno. Thank you for being you and making so many people laugh. rests easy king
Techno: *Talks about killing and stabbing* Game character: *says damn* Techno: *wait that's illegal* edit: u guys have no idea how superior i feel rn knowing that my comment has more likes than technoblade's
☹️ this man was such a comfort to me and the first time I ever watched this series I was always so happy and excited and now I realize that I'll never be able to experience that feeling with new and refreshing feelings, but hey, Atleast I can look back and remember how happy and how much of an impact he's had on my life
Take a shot every time Techno wants a character's life to end. Edit: I tried this myself (with water cuz minor). I consumed about half a gallon of water during that 1:40:00, just taking a sip every time he wished death on someone. It actually wasn't as bad as I expected, but still wouldn't recommend it.
@@biblebot3947 Well, that takes setting up the whole farm in the first place. Also, even though there is a technically finite amount of diamonds in a minecraft world, there are enough as to render the amount available functionally infinite, so its sort of a moot point
Can we get 420 subs that will be NICE AND EPIC no But that isn’t the point The point is that a wither skull for a diamond isn’t a bad trade Skills are renewable Diamonds aren’t
Hey axel save the world with that potion. BuT fInDer's KEePeRs *finally gives it up after 30 seconds* Jesse throws it. Right when it blocks it. Axel that was your one chance to be useful the only time man
Why do I keep going back to this video after his passing? Because I miss him, and I want to keeping the ribbing of fans alive. Maybe he'll call us nerds from beyond the grave if this ancient, cringey, beautiful lets play gets enough attention. I just want him back, man...
all of us do, its valid to feel the way that you do and i really hope hes having fun wherever he may be. its kind of stupid to think about but i always thought if there was an afterlife maybe some of his fans got to finally meet him there. r.i.p technoblade. we love you.
Jordon Smith yeah but it doesn’t says that it said protect the build he also realized later. but it’s minecraft story mode not techno’s fault you would know that if your smart but sadly your not
i've been falling asleep to techno's minecraft story mode playlist every single night for probably almost 2 years now. these videos have helped me get to sleep when i thought my world was ending many many many times. i cannot ever thank techno enough for the comfort he brought me. idk when, if ever, i will stop falling asleep to these videos at night. i know i don't plan on it soon. thank you technoblade ♥
Nahhh he’s just grab 50+ Command Blocks, buy a megaphone from the local store, and stand in the centre of L’manberg shouting “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!” whilst summoning 50+ Wither Storms.
“They’re gonna fight the Ender Dragon. But how will they do it without a steering wheel? Impossible!” Lol I can’t believe it took me so long to watch this series
The order of the stone people killed the ender dragon and was seen brave heroes where as getting a nether star is like buying chips from the super market
I love how Techno’s every solution is to kill things.... I can’t wait for when Aiden is the main antagonist “On the bright side it might kill lucas too”
This is legitimately a huge comfort series for me and I never get bored of it everytime I decide to binge it. When Technoblade was bullying Lucas for freezing, I started laughing and legitimately thought, 'I love techno's playthroughs,, I can't wait for any new-' before stopping myself and almost tearing up. It hurts to know there won't be anything new like this but holy heck he has been such an idol and a king to us all. I love his content and I will never forget him. Rest in peace, Technoblade.
@@thevulcanchariot Wait, it's shitty to miss Technoblade..?? As a fan of him, it's impossible to not remember when I'm watching and enjoying his content. Not sure what you're trying to say, but it's valid to have feelings and cry because one of your favourite content creators passed away.
At first I didn't watch techno that much like barely but once I got bored and remembered the minecraft Chanel my brother showed me I checked and saw the " so long nerds" I thought maybe he's taking a break then I started to watch I and didn't believe it at first then I had to go to sleep not finishing the video I wake up remember the vid and click on it imitately I start to tear up and feel kind of stupid because I didn't watch him a lot but right after that video I felt the urge ro see his other videos when watching them I started to cry and at that time I finally caught up to streams and wished that I could have watched one of his streams live
I find it funny that every opinion that Techno chooses has the opposite effect he wants, but the option he didn’t choose is the one with the outcome he would like.
Just to note, if techno didn't know already, the title "order of the stone" is from one of the first names for minecraft: "Minecraft, order of the stone."
MINECRAFT STORYMODE PLAYLIST ruclips.net/p/PLQSoWXSpjA3-D9wzIr3ZMN-BwDO938FO9
Did you comment this because you noticed the algorithm brought people back here?
It's like you knew I was watching this for the 7th time
XP this is so olddd
did you put this here because algorithm was helping this video? also you are supposed to be sleeping. what a gamer
The Blood god knows where the People is at😂😂😂😂🤣❤️
Ivor: Makes a wither at a Minecraft Festival
Techno: Makes a wither at a Minecraft Festival
No,Techno WAS the Wither
@@Generic_Gaming_Channel in the dream SMP
coincidence i think not
Its a wither storm
He has become the very thing he swore to destroy
Manga: Techno
Anime: Techno in animatics
Netflix Adaptation: Reuben
The fact that Story Mode was in Netflix for a while makes this better
@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 lol I played it in netflix
@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 its still here, i think
@@samuelanderson1672 I can confirm that it is still on netflix
I played the game on in sw
Characters in this game: *literally speak anything*
Technoblade: KILL HIM WITH FIREEEE
472 likes and no replies...
Lol to Tammy, and Freezing.
Find a sharp object to stab him in the face with!
- Sun Zu the art of war
Stab him
4 thousand likes but only 2 replies? thats so dum!
I like how lucas is the only reasonable person in the group, and yet he's the punching bag of this series.
lucas is not "reasonable" he never will be.
he's just the dude who wants to be friends with everybody.... that usually doesn't end well
YES. THANK YOU! @@penginguy2177
idk lucas took a turn for the better. I like him
@@abicadabi7102 he's that one guy in the smp that just does not care about the drama
I watch this while going to sleep, I find it awfully calming to hear a murder's perspective of later mass genocide and how he got there.
Didnt everyone watch this at night doe
Glad I’m not alone
The Commenter *Time zones*
The Commenter *me watching this at night right now:* o.o
YEah i agree
I love how the only point Techno has pure joy in his voice is when he figures out how to quit the game.
Lmao
@@Ziesingracing 1:41:20 Around here?
1k like is me
@@kyrosvinsmoke Whoa, I got a LOT more likes than I expected!
....Neat!~
How
I
Love how he keeps Lucas around just to abuse him
Lol
It's even better when Lukas is literally the only normal character in the entire game
Snowstorm Honestly Lucas is the only likable character in my opinion
as being someone named Lucas, i dunno if i should feel offended or laugh,
My name is Lucas and I love techno (no homo) so this physically hurt to read
I like how techno is so violent but kid friendly and doesn’t curse
yeah, i miss him
@@iampotatoheadYou probably shouldn’t, because as we all know, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
@@tazinboor3913yoooo
@@HopeThisworks-zj3er What?
@@tazinboor3913he said "yoooo"
if technoblade wrote the script for minecraft story mode:
"i'm gonna stab all my enemies and sacrifice everyone, but not ruben, to defeat the wither and commit the massive genocide"
And start a potato farm with the bone meal of the people I killed.
@@MrJefferson07 and enslave squids to work the potato farm
And I shall start a new religion named “blood for the blood god”
@@johnpringlespringle1655 and have a raccoon boy sitting in the bottom of my household stealing my shit
@@ghosty8239 yOuR bRoThEr iS tOmMyInNiT tHeN sIs
* Calls Reuben Technoblade *
Reuben: * Dies *
*Wait, that's illegal*
🤣🤣🤣
it's spelled reuben just to be clear
@@gracema9798 oh ok thank you:)
Stop spoilin
loloe pvp this game released 5 years ago
"Why is my character so antisocial?"
"I dont want to talk to any of these people"
Me at home: "Why am I so antiscial?"
Me when I go out in public: I don't walk to talk to any of these people."
@@sophiasmith1640 edgy
@@TheJinx64 ehh not sure if i would say thats edgy /:
@@kaancii5448 Not in slang. It is usually used to describe someone trying to be badass or dark. Like, someone trying too hard to be a cool anime character with a dark backstory.
@@TheJinx64 nah he's just an introvert lol
Traditional for me to come back and watch this legend every once in a while.
Same man
Ok
Absolutely
Man of culture
Factual.
I like how Petra literally summoned and killed a wither to give the nether star to the Ocelots but when faced with soul sand and three wither skulls she has no idea what's going on.
Or she brought it from someone else...
Well to be fair it did have a command block in the middle
She traded it for something obviously because she is like basically a miner she traded someone to trade him
Thing is the one there was made with a command block so it was different from a normal wither
That's what I like to call *plot.*
Normal gamers - *reads dialogue properly and normally plays the game*
Technoblade - *STAB HIM*
This could not be more accurate
I mean it’s free coins
PVP PVP
Normal gamers: I play hypixel
Technoblade: I stab kids to get money
That's what makes him special
"Hey Petra thanks for that nether star"
Technoblade won't remember that
I dont get it...
Juliane Bugal it’s one of the achievement names
Should've used *this*
For those who don’t get it Lucas said that when they made the beacon and Techno thought they got it later.
BUT WHERE DID PETRA GET A NETHER STAR
This is my favorite technoblade series. Yes its dumb but its pure, unfiltered technoblade, and its a guilty pleasure for me. Rest in peace king
Same for me man, one of my favorites to watch, glad to see more people who appreciate it
oh me too omg. So, so glad to find someone who revels in this entertaining idiocy the same way
x4
Used to watch this while eating dark chocolate in my basement along with his bannerlord streams definitely some of my favorites
@@WillHelm236 youre so real his bannerlord streams were top tier
Techno: a collector of wither skulls? couldn't be me
*well that didn't age well*
lol
Spoilers for dream smp
_flashbacks to what happened to l'manburg_
@@5wans 🦀L'MANBURG'S GONE POGGGGGG 🦀
@@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210 Ew u probably like dream
@@ilikecakesandcatsmeow4210 me personally I cant decide how I feel about it lmao-
“Nothing built can last forever”
My good sir have you heard of a thing called world backups
and bedrock
have you heard of a thing called Technoblades Content?
Froot juice idk wtf that is it’s just something
Ps:I’ve never played Minecraft
they dont play minecraft enough to know such logic
@Jmaestro RL oh
other people’s donations: “I love your content! you’re the best.”
techno’s: “why aren’t you using a steering wheel.”
Those are the types of fans I wish to have
and "Q"
UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL
LOL ikr hahaha
Looll lol lmao you are legendery
Four years ago and Gabriel the warrior already had netherite armor with diamond armor trim.
Story mode was before its time.
They predicted the future of Minecraft 🤣
Don't you mean ahead of it's time
@@meltedchees prob lol not my first language
The game came out like 7 years ago
@@MangoOHMYGOD ye but the vid was 4 years old when I made the comment didn’t really bother to do any research it’s just an observation.
"Leave Lukas you losers"
- Sun Tzu The Art Of War
yes
"Stab him"
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
“I didn’t tell them to say canada”
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
there are too many fake quotes of me im swear
-Sun Tzu The Art Of War
Jimin
Jesse: I just wanted to win the build competition.
Technoblade: I MUST KILL THEM ALL
Maxwell MacDougall best conscious ever
I didn't say that
Lol my name's Jesse xd
Y e s
He needs da free coins
Someone needs to show this video to his therapist
Things Techno Predicted Early:
- The first choice in the game affects the end
- The Wither Storm follows the amulet
the building choice?
Dont forget the last slimeball
Wich choice was that
Lisak FoxArmy I’m pretty sure that it’s the zombie chicken question
Annono Meece yeah but it’s pretty dumb I don’t see how it would affect the end
"Nothing built can last forever, And every legend no matter how great, fades with time." Nooo, we won't do that to u techno. Techno never dies
those words are true though
I'd give it 270 years (9 generations, 30 years being 1 generation) for people to forget who techo was because at that point all of us would be dead and I'm not sure if his legacy will continue. There may be some people who would remember him, but that being said, 270 years is a long time, and you never know what might happen with youtube or the world.
@@Abedv4fggrrgdggfdfxvd yep
@@defireleaf I'd give it 120 years, youtube might be too full for people to find his videos and stuff
I know its sad, but we will *eventually forget about Technoblade* nothing lasts forever, and while this may be sad the only thing we can do is sit back and remember him as great as we can.
“What do you dispense, little boy?”
"Death."
*snort*
He is fire, he is...death!
The voice actor for Axel constantly sounds like he's recording his lines from home and it's like 2 am and he's trying not to wake up everyone in his house
LOL YES!!!!
That's what makes him so lovable, to be frank.
fits his character pretty well
I feel like Technoblade is like Jesse's evil conscience telling him to kill everyone but the game acts like the good conscience
If the game didnt do that, everyone would be dead lol
alternate title: a pig tries to kill everyone in a pg game
LMAO
It's like Techno's chat telling him to kill everyone and everything during his peaceful phase.
Yes. This is incredibly acurate.
"Nothing built can last forever." It was just the beginning of an old game, but it hits you hard when you look back on Techno's channel. Over the years, a huge fanbase around a creator doing what he loved was built. New fans, new content, live, joyful chat between a legend and his chat...it hurts that it didn't last forever. Technoblade was taken from us far too soon, even now, months after his passing, I can't hold back my tears when I revisit this channel. Though still, I am happy the channel is still here. A treasure trove of memories for us all to return to, where we can laugh and smile like before. Rest well, king. Us nerds will keep your legacy alive.
I totally agree with this comment.
Technoblade will NEVER get old... :(
@@the_dude23
I'm sorry that that is true, but figuratively and literally
Bruh y u decide to put this in a random comment section, well i guess, were else?
I agree.
1:22:37
Lucas: hey there is something over that way
Olivia: what is it?
Techno: it is a better game, let’s go!
I’m dying, hands down best part😂
LOL
agreed!
😂😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I know they're the main characters, but can we talk about how a pixel-art creeper that shot fireworks stood a chance against a rainbow beacon?
True lol
That's how it is in Building PvP on public servers. It's rigged because of other people's less refine tastes.
ikr
@Egg T They are eyecatching.
IKR! That *NEVER* made sense to me
Techno’s problem solving skill
“Just stab him! Kill him! Get that crit!”
Nerd
@@Squingis Nerd
Nerd
*no u*
Lettuce nerd
going back to my roots from a couple years ago and using this as background noise as i fall asleep. i dont comment much but ive been a silent fan for years. rest in power Technoblade.
I get ya. I never put out'a comment ever, but now I do, and I do this thing where I watch a RUclipsr I like, but I don't subscribe, nor turn on notifications. It's very weird of me.
Jessie: literally just has an idea
Techno:
Or we could kill it
I think that's the only plan technoblade can think of
@@bacon3183 *of course it is, it’s the GENOCIDE RUN*
💀💀
Jesse
Classic techno 😂
I have fallen for the oldest trick in the book once again, I have fallen asleep watching a completely different form of video entirely, and have waken up to technoblade playing minecraft story mode
Best way to wake up lmao 🤣
Happens to me all the time
I once woke up to shaggy screaming zoinks
what you could do is put on the playlist and go to sleep watching techno mc story mode and then wake up watching techno mc story mode
Same
Techno: Everyone else should die except the pig
The game: How bout we make the pig the only one that dies
XD KARMA
Techno never dies
@@kyledickens69 well it kinda is because he kinda wanted to kill everyone
This aged amazingly... I really hope it doesn't foreshadow anything
edit (july 2022): I am so so sorry...
@@Row_of_E bruh
Man I used to fall asleep watching these vods, I really miss him
I miss him too man
Me three :’(
I purposely put these on to sleep
I watched these specifically to go to sleep like these were my go to sleep vids fr shits fire
Same bro... I cry when ever I remember watching his video, never even knew the man personally 😭
they should have let the player choose a personality and put stuff like
“kind and hard-working”
“reckless and caring”
and then “technoblade” where all the choices are stab
yes. just yes.
So should we do creeper or enderman?
Techno: *STAB*
The disaster would have never happened if everyone was stabbed.
not a good idea they would need to program way more work they wouldn't be able to do that
@@JakeHappendUnfortunately I FEEL. STABBY.
Giant wither storm appears destroying everything:
Technoblade: “at least there’s no conceivable way Lucas is still alive.”
Lucas: proceeds to survive
@@lostisfound5130Technoblade: *Audible angriness*
@@acunoinqarmakami5882 Technoblade to Lukas:"B*tch how dare you still live"
@@alinastanescu4430 except without the b word. stay pg.
I spat out my drink at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You should play Minecraft story mode with a steering wheel
Superarash since every choice you make steers the story a different direction
@Richard Tran get out
PlasmaBald I’m not willing to jump, since I would fall down stories
@@xtrmsword7127 pun
A Mario Kart Steering Wheel???
This is the best series on RUclips. I watch this whenever I feel bored. I wished that Telltale would come back just so Techno could play Season 3, but that’s no longer possible…
Rest in pigs, Technoblade 👑🐷
I doubt a season 3 would release either way
It'd be funny that techno would be the final boss and he'd be almost invincible
"We all have the greatest team synergy; we all hate each other."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Our mutual hatred for each other binds us together
Lol
This game is infinitely better if you just pretend that Techno's commentary is Reuben's stream of thought.
Edit: Oh wow. Thanks guys!
IM WHEEZING
Aaaaaaahh now I can't stop thinking about this
It’s canon now
Is this cannon?
this is the best idea ever
“Kill Axel, we’ll get more food out of it”
*Ruben has left the chat*
No Ruben is technoblade
webmaster- Ruben has left the chatroom
As much as techno dissed the epic dialogue in this, this is still one of my comfort series. I would always put it on in the background when playing video games and going to sleep and techno talking through this game made me laugh a bunch of times so thank you techno. Thank you for being you and making so many people laugh. rests easy king
Techno: *Talks about killing and stabbing*
Game character: *says damn*
Techno: *wait that's illegal*
edit: u guys have no idea how superior i feel rn knowing that my comment has more likes than technoblade's
Time stamp?
@@unknownotaku1146 sorry i don't remember pwp
@@unknownotaku1146 1:01:46
1:01:47
*keep it PG!!*
“More needless violence, it solves nothi-“ techo: “STAB HIM”
techo
he edited it but its still techo
Techno get it right u dumb butch
Whos techo
joe mama
Only techno can go from minecraft story mode to “free will is an illusion”
OMG MY FAVORITE RUclipsR
,eta moment; only in this game it’s an illusion because the developers didn’t care for much deviations from their basic plot.
1:00:41
😂😂😂😂
literally read this as he said that wtf
Even though he's gone he will always be the best
❤😢
Agrreeeeed
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Finally, someone who understands my problem with this guy!
Always
everybody else playing mcsm:
*makes good decisions*
techno:
*silence or violence*
My new favorite phrase
@@taylorjones8873 same
let's be honest the letter "q" is a better protagonist then jesse
apocalypseArisen what is a protagonist
Listqn main character of a story
apocalypseArisen o ok
A young man stands in his treehouse. It just so happens that today, the 7th of January, is the day of the building competition.
crimson Roses bajxlkssjwjs i love you
Techno: can't Gabriel come with us?
Also Techno: **chooses to not take gabriel**
*_gabriel will remember that_*
SIMP
Bad Diaper lol
@@anti-dreamstansunited3391 HahHHahahHhaHah fUnnY Simp WorD
@@dinoaurus1 hehe simp word go brrr
☹️ this man was such a comfort to me and the first time I ever watched this series I was always so happy and excited and now I realize that I'll never be able to experience that feeling with new and refreshing feelings, but hey, Atleast I can look back and remember how happy and how much of an impact he's had on my life
“I’m either getting my diamond or my skull back.”
oR wE cOuLd GeT hIs SkUlL
99% of the entire comentary:
"Kill him!"
"Stab him!"
"Genocide!"
"Kill Lukas!"
The start was 50% kill aiden
copied
bruh the comment below you is the exact one you copied from
why does your comment have '911' likes are the people who liked this trying to tell you something
@@attackdfg there are no accidents
Take a shot every time Techno wants a character's life to end.
Edit: I tried this myself (with water cuz minor). I consumed about half a gallon of water during that 1:40:00, just taking a sip every time he wished death on someone. It actually wasn't as bad as I expected, but still wouldn't recommend it.
*dies in three minutes*
Sorry i don't wanna DIE
My friend is dead because of you >:(
I would but im under age and I would die no matter what i used-
You see,that would require gallons upon gallons of alcohol and I don't wanna be broke just yet
Bro Techno made Storymode actually enjoyable
Yes
Story mode was enjoyable enough for me at least. Technoblade made it 180000000000000000x better though
why is no one talking about the fact that petra has a GoLd SWoRd
Would it matter? Even with a diamond sword she would still be trash
@@pandataco8221 ohhhh burrrnnn
@@pandataco8221 dammmmmmm
@@pandataco8221 yikes
she likes butter so that’s why she likes *gold*
Talk about bad villager trades, Ivor will give you a single diamond for an entire Wither skull.
OrangeC7 lmao and Petra actually agreed
that's not a bad trade
People build farms that can get thousands of skulls per hour
Diamonds arent renewable so that is a renewable source of diamonds
@@biblebot3947 Well, that takes setting up the whole farm in the first place. Also, even though there is a technically finite amount of diamonds in a minecraft world, there are enough as to render the amount available functionally infinite, so its sort of a moot point
That’s basically a pick for a wither.
Can we get 420 subs that will be NICE AND EPIC no
But that isn’t the point
The point is that a wither skull for a diamond isn’t a bad trade
Skills are renewable
Diamonds aren’t
"Everyone knows not to mess with petra"
The blade on his way to mess with petra:
"I'm about to end this girl's hole career'
@@Zethrazar yes hole 😎😎😎
@@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 🗿
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
watching the REAL minecraft movie in 2024 ^-^
Same dude, I miss this gane
Hell yeah
Same here.
this is like the only way to enjoy this game lol
This should be renamed "Techno hates everything about this, yet continues anyway."
Honestly, I relate - just irl
@@randomrise1st72 called me out 😃✋
Techno blade: **talking about literally stabbing everyone he sees**
Jesse: hell-
Techno: *W O W*
time stamp pls
@@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22 50:12
PG
@@dazzle2008 d e m o n e t i s e d
Jesse: dam-
Techno: *Le gasp*
Hey axel save the world with that potion.
BuT fInDer's KEePeRs
*finally gives it up after 30 seconds*
Jesse throws it. Right when it blocks it.
Axel that was your one chance to be useful the only time man
kaden turd spoiler
AND THEN RUBEN DIED BECAUSE OF THAT OMG I HATE AXEL
I like to imagine that in this situation Techno is that one part of everyone's brain telling them 24/7 to commit great war crimes.
YASSS
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Technoblades first thoughts on flint and steel: CAN I BURN THE HOUSE DOWN YET?
Moral of the story, no matter what universe, Minecraft festivals never go well
True Because Of The Dream SMP Festival
@@limeprod.248 That’s… the joke
Damnnnnnn
We need JSCHLATT AS A VILLAIN IN THIS GAME 🤣😂😂😂
@@questworldiangreenknight7455 WE DO
"This game needs a lot more stabbin'"
-Techno
It really does.
“KEEP IT PG!”
“MURDER HIM.”
he said that as i read this
There’s 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin it ok nobody else like this
@@murderoftrees it's 667 now :/
Why do I keep going back to this video after his passing? Because I miss him, and I want to keeping the ribbing of fans alive. Maybe he'll call us nerds from beyond the grave if this ancient, cringey, beautiful lets play gets enough attention. I just want him back, man...
all of us do, its valid to feel the way that you do and i really hope hes having fun wherever he may be. its kind of stupid to think about but i always thought if there was an afterlife maybe some of his fans got to finally meet him there. r.i.p technoblade. we love you.
Lukas: being polite as ever
Techno: Screw you
maybe its his face
@@sarwatarannya8786 "maybe it's the way you dress"
“You walked like 30 feet how are you out of breath?”
Also techno playing Minecraft VR:
*punches air for 3 seconds and starts panting
PFRT SPEAKING FAX
This hurts on a whole level with the last video he made himself being a minecraft VR video.
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Well. He’s dead now
@@thejakepeanutchannel Read my comment carefully. "The last video he made himself"
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames yeahhhhhh
Gabriel: ARE YOU WITH ME!
Techno: No.
Me: 10 + respect
Truer words could not have been said
Tech-NO
43:20 "I swear if we have to rely on Lukas..."
Lukas: Shows up
Technoblade: "WTF YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SENT LIKE... ONE DUDE!!!"
Also Technoblade: *Ignores the option to do just that.*
Jordon Smith yeah but it doesn’t says that it said protect the build he also realized later. but it’s minecraft story mode not techno’s fault you would know that if your smart but sadly your not
@@Sleep539 Imagine replying to a year old comment saying someone's not smart while simultaneously not making any sense. Must be tough.
Epic gamer moment
@@Sleep539 Ironic
@@Sleep539 You're a legend for replying dude
“Have you ever seen a wither skull?”
technoblade: hold my beer
Do you mean hold my steering wheel
Lmao
Technoblade: You bet i did
More than 1 stack
More like hold my 4 stacks of wither skulls
i've been falling asleep to techno's minecraft story mode playlist every single night for probably almost 2 years now. these videos have helped me get to sleep when i thought my world was ending many many many times. i cannot ever thank techno enough for the comfort he brought me. idk when, if ever, i will stop falling asleep to these videos at night. i know i don't plan on it soon. thank you technoblade ♥
It's sad he passed the world won't be the same without him.
same i also used this playlist to sleep. but now i cry too
Wow that's exactly what I'm about to do right now.
Rest Easy Techno
i used to listen to these while going to sleep months ago. now i’m back and i don’t know how to feel about it
I love how, for once, Techno is the voice in someone’s head
Nobody:
Technoblade: Have you considered murder?
Plot twist: Gabriel's armor was prototype netherite.
Seems legit
Well dang
bruh
I mean it very well could be
It seems,s like it
Technoblade is a superior version of Gabriel. Literally if Technoblade went against the wither storm, the wither storm would run in fear...
I would love to see The Old Builders’ reaction if Technoblade challenged them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gabriel cant even kill a chik
Nahhh he’s just grab 50+ Command Blocks, buy a megaphone from the local store, and stand in the centre of L’manberg shouting “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!” whilst summoning 50+ Wither Storms.
@@questworldiangreenknight7455 5 ROUNDS OF TNT RUN
@@questworldiangreenknight7455 Old Builders would probably send him back instantly knowing that either he wins or he wins and kills them all
“They’re gonna fight the Ender Dragon. But how will they do it without a steering wheel? Impossible!” Lol
I can’t believe it took me so long to watch this series
Litterally Everyone:
*-*good ideas*-*
Technoblade:
*I'd rather kill it.*
Cant be a problem if its dead
Stolen. (If not sorry)
Techno’s words in this game, 45% kill him 30% stab him and 35% we don’t care about Lucas
That's 110?? Ya know what I'm not gonna be a nerd
wait.... something tells me this aint right.... but i cant put my finger on it..... /j
these are sentences
ah yes 110%
If you understand what they are trying to say, you don’t need to correct them.
Death: *Exists*
Technoblade: I ship it
He ships death and existence
@@dr.gato_ Death and Taxes are my OTP
@@PRGME7 OmG TgEYRE SoO TOXIc
@@microwave._. nO U!!!11!!!1
@@PRGME7 wHAt ThE fOck iS GOinG oN
"Nothing built can last forever." Simple words. But they hurt so much. Rest in peace King, may your legacy never be forgotten.
Be honest, we're all just coming back here because we are starved for Techno content
Pretty much
Welp, that's true
😭😭😭
Yup also it’s kinda funny cause the only character he cares about dies
Yes
“This is every randomly assigned bedwars team mate, that’s this main character right here.”
It’s true though
Oh my god your right
Press q to join bedwars
Techno's constant sarcastic commentary makes watching the entirety of Minecraft Story Mode again so much better
“What are we doing? Killing asgore?”
Techno blade: puts two adds on a 2 hour long video
Any fortnite youtuber: 50 ads on a 10 minute video
So true
this is why we love technoblade
Hmm yes yes
I talk fortnite: 2 ads on 20 min video
TECHNOBLADE IS MAKING poor life choices
Petra: I'm selling this wither skull for *one diamond*
Petra earlier: Yeah I sold your rivals a nether star, no big deal.
The order of the stone people killed the ender dragon and was seen brave heroes where as getting a nether star is like buying chips from the super market
Techno: HOW DID THEY DO IT WITHOUT A STEERING WHELL??
Me: THEIR SYMBOL IS A STEERING WHEEL
This is the 3rd time i am watching minecraft story mod and now its with the commentry of my favourite youtuber i miss you techno
This is my second time and I forgot this was even a game I just want them to release a part three to the game
@@Powertripssadly the company behind the game closed down
I love how Techno’s every solution is to kill things....
I can’t wait for when Aiden is the main antagonist
“On the bright side it might kill lucas too”
The entire series could have been avoided if Ivor was willing to spare a single diamond.
IKR it doesn’t make any sense it was such a good deal too
Ik even a lapis would be worth netherite to the friends
wouldn’t Ivor still spawn the withe- oh wait he would have the special potion
@@Zxian61 why do you feel the need to point it out? We all already know
wouldve been avoided if petra didn't trust ivor
This is legitimately a huge comfort series for me and I never get bored of it everytime I decide to binge it. When Technoblade was bullying Lucas for freezing, I started laughing and legitimately thought, 'I love techno's playthroughs,, I can't wait for any new-' before stopping myself and almost tearing up. It hurts to know there won't be anything new like this but holy heck he has been such an idol and a king to us all. I love his content and I will never forget him.
Rest in peace, Technoblade.
That’s sounds so shitty just to be enjoying this and then remember he died..
@@thevulcanchariot Wait, it's shitty to miss Technoblade..?? As a fan of him, it's impossible to not remember when I'm watching and enjoying his content. Not sure what you're trying to say, but it's valid to have feelings and cry because one of your favourite content creators passed away.
Same experience
At first I didn't watch techno that much like barely but once I got bored and remembered the minecraft Chanel my brother showed me I checked and saw the " so long nerds" I thought maybe he's taking a break then I started to watch I and didn't believe it at first then I had to go to sleep not finishing the video I wake up remember the vid and click on it imitately I start to tear up and feel kind of stupid because I didn't watch him a lot but right after that video I felt the urge ro see his other videos when watching them I started to cry and at that time I finally caught up to streams and wished that I could have watched one of his streams live
@@vash.. I think he meant the experience of enjoying Technosl's videos and then remembering he's dead suks, not that your feelings are shitty.
This is my "A Minecraft Movie"
Same dude, I miss this game
@@SkyPersonyeah, telltale is finally back though.
I find it funny that every opinion that Techno chooses has the opposite effect he wants, but the option he didn’t choose is the one with the outcome he would like.
what choice? i wanna do it. im trying to do a “genocide route” in this game
@@_unhaunts get ready for 20 hours of boredom I finished this before
Yeah, you know you dun screwed up when even Fallout 4 has better dialog choices than you.
Lol
@@ZinTyPhoon in fallout 4 i can genocide a whole town than leave
“What do you dispense, little guy?”
d e a t h
One of my favourite quote
Just to note, if techno didn't know already, the title "order of the stone" is from one of the first names for minecraft: "Minecraft, order of the stone."
I didn’t know that :0